Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.
First of all, hey. How's it going?
This is my profile, call me Resolve.
Don't let the name fool you, Resolve is not some secret codename, and I'm not some highly trained badass martial artist/assassin/ninja dude.
I'm a highly trained badass...who doesn't eat healthy and is addicted to coffee and videogames.
Also I'm lazy. And slightly antisocial. And afraid of heights.
And I don't know any more martial arts than what I learned from Power Rangers. Basically all I can do in a fight is fake falling down.
I enjoy comics, manga, videogames, all that jazz.
If it's well written, I'll give it a chance. No exceptions.
Opinions of shit:
The Naruto series went in the wrong direction. I've already seen DragonBall Z, thanks. Less powering up in one place, more strategy please.
Out of the Big 3, One Piece is the only one that's actually gotten better. Bleach and Naruto have both gotten worse as time went by.
Megas XLR was awesome. Great parody/tribute of anime, mecha, and videogames. Awesome action. Memorable characters. Alien curse words. Many, many explosions. So Cartoon Network decided to get rid of it. Their logic escapes me.
Although CN has gained a few points back with Adventure Time and Regular Show, they disappointed me yet again by canceling Sym-Bionic Titan
Emoticons are stupid and frustrating, yet their pull on me is strong. I can feel...myself...the battle...losing...the...I feel... :)
4chan is a terrible, terrible place, yet I'm there all the time. Why? It's like cigarettes, except you don't look cool doing it, and it doesn't relieve stress.
Tomatoes ain't fruit. If they were, they wouldn't go in vegetable soup.
Enough of this. I could bitch and moan all day. It's kinda my thing.
Cool shit: Items and forms of entertainment that provide amusement, knowledge, and various other positive stimuli.
Anime (including films)
Dumb shit: Shit that's like, totally dumb and stuff.
The morning sun, as it peeks over the horizon, feeding light to a new day, and giving millions of people the hope of a better future.
My first piece of fiction is a Naruto story called Keeping These Chains. It's a slight AU, with Kakashi being more reclusive and less social then he was in the anime/manga. He still hasn't completely gotten over losing his first team, and the only thing that can save him is the power of love! What a novel concept. Basically, Kakashi needs Team 7 as much as they need him. I'm putting a lot of focus on relationships and character interaction. There will be absolutely no humor at all in this story.
Edit: There totally will be.
Another Edit: It's been a while, but I plan to update soon.
My second story is Awesome Supercool Tales of Destiny. It's Adventure Time. Probably the best thing you ever read in your life, but whatever.
A Thousand Summers is a oneshot. It's also Adventure Time. Also probably the best thing etc, etc, and whatever.
I write when the mood strikes me. If I'm not having fun, I don't write. But don't fret, I'll never leave a story in the air. Some updates might be within weeks of each other, others might be months.
Okay, so there's this guy, right? And he's all "I'm gonna kill Naruto." but Naruto's all like, "Hell no you ain't, I'm gonna eat this devil fruit!" Then he gets stretchy arms like Luffy from One Piece. However, the bad guy is all BOOOOM!! POOOW!! and shit, and Naruto loses one of his arms. Then, for some poorly written reason, the bad guy doesn't kill him, he just leaves after about half an hour of inner monologue. Luckily for Naruto, Winry from Fullmetal Alchemist is right around the corner at the time, and after meeting Naruto for like five minutes, agrees to make a highly dangerous, highly expensive, and highly improbable auto-mail arm, that can stretch like Luffy's arms and still channel chakra. Better yet, the arm creates self-sustaining chakra that can control gravity! Because why the fuck not, right?
Well the bad guy turns up again, and Naruto is shocked to discover that the bad guy is his uncle, and his name is...Piccolo! Did I mention that this bad guy was green, had a foul disposition, and was a total badass? Well, after a hard fought battle, in which Naruto should have lost but never gave up, and in which there were many shocked faces and eyes widening, Naruto was victorious!
Piccolo revealed in his dying breath the true meaning of his battle.
"I wanted you to be strong, because you are the last hope of my world. Only you can stop Liquid Snake from taking control of Planet Namek. Take this gift...*cough* ... and use it wisely...bleh." Because people say "bleh" before they die.
Then Piccolo explodes, and Naruto is revealed wearing a black and crimson uniform with a bunch of zippers and bandages or something like that. Also he has some blade that eats darkness or blood, I'm not sure which...hmm...GOT IT! It eats Darkness blood.
Sasuke stops by to say something, but Naruto kicks his ass for some reason or other, and everyone cheers, then Naruto leaves the village to explore the universe and get to Namek to stop Liquid Snake from seizing control of the planet's nuclear facilities. But in order to get there, Naruto must first master high speed travel, and there is only one person he can learn it from... and that person... is a hedgehog... Shadow the Hedgehog...
Naruto, the Super Fast Titan Ninja of Rubber and Metal Powers
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