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Joined 01-31-09, id: 1823876, Profile Updated: 08-21-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

First of all, hey. How's it going?

Pretty good? Cool.

Secondly, welcome.

This is my profile, call me Resolve.

Don't let the name fool you, Resolve is not some secret codename, and I'm not some highly trained badass martial artist/assassin/ninja dude.

I'm a highly trained badass...who doesn't eat healthy and is addicted to coffee and videogames.

Also I'm lazy. And slightly antisocial. And afraid of heights.

And I don't know any more martial arts than what I learned from Power Rangers. Basically all I can do in a fight is fake falling down.

I enjoy comics, manga, videogames, all that jazz.

If it's well written, I'll give it a chance. No exceptions.

Opinions of shit:

The Naruto series went in the wrong direction. I've already seen DragonBall Z, thanks. Less powering up in one place, more strategy please.
I love DBZ, I grew up on it, but that shit just doesn't cut it with ninjas.

Out of the Big 3, One Piece is the only one that's actually gotten better. Bleach and Naruto have both gotten worse as time went by.

Megas XLR was awesome. Great parody/tribute of anime, mecha, and videogames. Awesome action. Memorable characters. Alien curse words. Many, many explosions. So Cartoon Network decided to get rid of it. Their logic escapes me.

Although CN has gained a few points back with Adventure Time and Regular Show, they disappointed me yet again by canceling Sym-Bionic Titan

Emoticons are stupid and frustrating, yet their pull on me is strong. I can feel...myself...the battle...losing...the...I feel... :)

4chan is a terrible, terrible place, yet I'm there all the time. Why? It's like cigarettes, except you don't look cool doing it, and it doesn't relieve stress.

Tomatoes ain't fruit. If they were, they wouldn't go in vegetable soup.

Enough of this. I could bitch and moan all day. It's kinda my thing.

Cool shit: Items and forms of entertainment that provide amusement, knowledge, and various other positive stimuli.

Song of Fire and Ice series
Catch 22
A Prayer for Owen Meany
Stephen King's Cell
The Dark Tower series
Grapes of Wrath
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

Graphic Novels
V for Vendetta
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
Batman: The Long Halloween
Kingdom Come
The Death of Superman

Yu Yu Hakusho
Trigun Maximum
Beserk (god I'm so behind)

Anime (including films)
Cromartie High School
Cowboy Bebop (;_; Spike...)
DragonBall/Z (No GT, I refuse to acknowledge its existence.)
One Piece
Death Note
Lupin the 3rd
Ghost in The Shell (movie and series)
Ninja Scroll
Fooly Cooly (Furi Curi)
08th MS Team (best Gundam ever)
Princess Mononoke (Anything else directed by Miyazaki)

Samurai Jack (;_; Lulu, sweet thing...)
Megas XLR
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Dexter's Lab
Teen Titans
Justice League Unlimited
Home Movies
Veture Brothers
Hey Arnold
Sym-Bionic Titan
Adventure Time
Regular Show

How It's Made
Scrubs (Everyone's an ass. I love it.)
Myth Busters
Conan O' Brien (I feel bad for Jimmy, as he lacks amazing hair.)
Saturday Night Live
30 Rock
Game of Thrones
Ricky Gervais Show

Hard Boiled
The Professional
Ghost Town
Legend of The Drunken Master
Hellboy 1 & 2
Green Mile
Shaun of the Dead
Monty Python films
Austin Powers

Oh hell no. I'm not typing all this out. Assume that I like the same games as you, k?
I have an Xbox 360, Playstation 3, Wii, Gamecube, and Playstation 2.
Right now I'm playing with my Wii. (Insert childish but still funny penis joke.)

Jazz- The Seatbelts, B.B. King, Chet Baker, Miles Davis
Metal- Heavy stuff, like Arch Enemy, Tool, 36 Crazyfists, etc.
Rap- Del la Soul, Danger DOOM and Cunninglynguists
No Country- Exception made for Mr. Johnny Cash

The dark nectar of the bean. My fuel. And also my urine.

Dumb shit: Shit that's like, totally dumb and stuff.

Always hating.

Horrible, especially all those generic World War II shooters. Oh yeah, the death and suffering is bad too.

I hate racists. Everything about them sickens me. I hate their religion, their culture, their food. Filthy animals.

The morning sun, as it peeks over the horizon, feeding light to a new day, and giving millions of people the hope of a better future.
Sorry, don't like it.

And now...
Something completely different!

Current stories

My first piece of fiction is a Naruto story called Keeping These Chains. It's a slight AU, with Kakashi being more reclusive and less social then he was in the anime/manga. He still hasn't completely gotten over losing his first team, and the only thing that can save him is the power of love! What a novel concept. Basically, Kakashi needs Team 7 as much as they need him. I'm putting a lot of focus on relationships and character interaction. There will be absolutely no humor at all in this story.

Edit: There totally will be.

Another Edit: It's been a while, but I plan to update soon.

My second story is Awesome Supercool Tales of Destiny. It's Adventure Time. Probably the best thing you ever read in your life, but whatever.

A Thousand Summers is a oneshot. It's also Adventure Time. Also probably the best thing etc, etc, and whatever.

I write when the mood strikes me. If I'm not having fun, I don't write. But don't fret, I'll never leave a story in the air. Some updates might be within weeks of each other, others might be months.

Future Stories

Okay, so there's this guy, right? And he's all "I'm gonna kill Naruto." but Naruto's all like, "Hell no you ain't, I'm gonna eat this devil fruit!" Then he gets stretchy arms like Luffy from One Piece. However, the bad guy is all BOOOOM!! POOOW!! and shit, and Naruto loses one of his arms. Then, for some poorly written reason, the bad guy doesn't kill him, he just leaves after about half an hour of inner monologue. Luckily for Naruto, Winry from Fullmetal Alchemist is right around the corner at the time, and after meeting Naruto for like five minutes, agrees to make a highly dangerous, highly expensive, and highly improbable auto-mail arm, that can stretch like Luffy's arms and still channel chakra. Better yet, the arm creates self-sustaining chakra that can control gravity! Because why the fuck not, right?

Well the bad guy turns up again, and Naruto is shocked to discover that the bad guy is his uncle, and his name is...Piccolo! Did I mention that this bad guy was green, had a foul disposition, and was a total badass? Well, after a hard fought battle, in which Naruto should have lost but never gave up, and in which there were many shocked faces and eyes widening, Naruto was victorious!

Piccolo revealed in his dying breath the true meaning of his battle.

"I wanted you to be strong, because you are the last hope of my world. Only you can stop Liquid Snake from taking control of Planet Namek. Take this gift...*cough* ... and use it wisely...bleh." Because people say "bleh" before they die.

Then Piccolo explodes, and Naruto is revealed wearing a black and crimson uniform with a bunch of zippers and bandages or something like that. Also he has some blade that eats darkness or blood, I'm not sure which...hmm...GOT IT! It eats Darkness blood.


Sasuke stops by to say something, but Naruto kicks his ass for some reason or other, and everyone cheers, then Naruto leaves the village to explore the universe and get to Namek to stop Liquid Snake from seizing control of the planet's nuclear facilities. But in order to get there, Naruto must first master high speed travel, and there is only one person he can learn it from... and that person... is a hedgehog... Shadow the Hedgehog...

This summer...

Naruto, the Super Fast Titan Ninja of Rubber and Metal Powers

Coming soon...

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Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 3,925 - Follows: 4,402 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Eyes Turned Skywards by Bubblewrap Leech reviews
19. But, then again...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,258 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
The Last Human by Ruby Sword reviews
Following Princess Bubblegum's unexpected marriage to a stranger, a seventeen year old Finn decides to move on from his heartbreak by trying to discover the truth about his heritage, and if he is, in fact, the last of his kind. Finn's POV.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,540 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
They Don't by Flower Powerer reviews
"Everyone's watching them as they say they're going to love each other forevermore, and pledge that 'they do', but they don't, Arnold. They don't." Helga's parents renew their vows. Helga/Arnold one-shot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 2,700 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 2,844 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 3006 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Real Life by Cordria reviews
And what if it WAS real?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,141 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Danny F., Sam M.
Robin Has a Heart Attack by Karkadinn reviews
When Robin has a stress-induced heart attack, the other Titans all react in their own unique ways to prevent any undue stress from hurting him further. However, trying to keep people from being stressed has its own funny way of stressing them out....
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,973 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4350 - Favs: 6,694 - Follows: 6,789 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart. DUE FOR REWRITE. SEEKING BETA.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,626 - Reviews: 2540 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Legends of the Obsidian King by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Itachi U.
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5224 - Favs: 5,132 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 3,476 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Crimson Hand by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see. It’s the battle that goes on within him or herself. Not all of these battles are won. But neither are they all lost. A crossover with Marvel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,958 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U.
Changing Seasons by JErosion reviews
After a few awkward moments after school Shinji Ikari begins reevaluate himself. And looks to the possiblity that he can have more than just Eva in his life. SxH... mostly
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,673 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Shinji I., Hikari H.
Legendary Battles by General Grievous reviews
Characters from many different mangas/video games and tv shows are thrown together, pitted against their greatest enemies in a world by two gods who want to decide who rules their reality. Not like the others, I assure you...
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,283 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008
Shade of the Leaf by Ravyn reviews
Sasuke is back. Naruto has joined ANBU. Sakura is spending more time in the hospital than in the field. Team 7 struggles to redefine itself, because sometimes you don't know what you really want after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,937 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Dead On Arrival by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
Chapter Summary: "But Haku didn't care how Zabuza might have viewed her in that very instant. She was, for the time being, a teenage girl. And damned if her hormoned and girly tendencies were going to act accordingly."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,039 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 632 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by Firestar9mm reviews
Three friends. Two elective classes. One serious mess.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,800 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Red Blossom by Yamisui reviews
After Orochimaru's attack on Konoha, Kakashi's team embarks on a Wave Country mission, risking war with the Mist Ninja. There Naruto and his friends must face assassin's jutsu that brings instant death to both its victim AND its wielder...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,032 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
The Witch's Knight by Dust Traveller reviews
AU The Witch, prophecized destroyer of all, has set up shop in the Cursed Wood. Robin, squire of Gotham, and his only companion, a wisecracking enchanted horse, must face the dreaded witch. Of course, can you trust prophecies written by crazy old men?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,818 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Raven, Robin
Deus Ex Machina by Kraken's Ghost reviews
The future can't be allowed to exist. Only one man has the gall to even try to avert the timeline. Uzumaki Naruto meet...Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 724 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
What Evil Lurks by Dust Traveller reviews
As Raven finds herself drawn deeper and deeper into the mystery of the Titan's enigmatic leader, she will learn a frightening truth that may shatter her illusions. Sometimes the only thing that can protect a dream... is a Nightmare. RobRae
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,583 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Robin, Raven
Bloodlines by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2269 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
Links in the Chain by Lacey52 reviews
[Currently under construction, though it is done.] An exploration of the 'psychic connection' that Danny and Sam are famous for. Is it real or was it a game? This is the explanation behind the label, the whys, whens, and hows. DxS focus.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 253,685 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
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Tales From The Enchiridion reviews
There are many tales. Some awesome. Others not so much. But every single one of them is ripe with destiny. Yes, every single one. Even that weird one with the squirrel and the hot air balloon.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011
A Thousand Summers reviews
"I swear Finn, you're never gonna grow up." Jake would laugh, and then dog-pile Finn to give him a wet-willie. And as Finn catches Jake in a headlock, he replies the same way he always does. "Growin' up is for suckers!"
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Finn, Jake - Complete
Keeping These Chains reviews
These three children need a leader who can see underneath the surface. A leader who can see through their silent pleas for help. It just might be him if he pulls his nose out of his erotic novel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,348 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Kakashi H.
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