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The name is Andy :)

i'm not a twihard, i just simply love to write. I do love twilight though..just not that hardcore.

i choose to write most of my fics based on twilight because twilight's story line is pretty simple, it's so much easier to be played with compare to the other vampire sassy novels.

I'm a sucker for colossal story with explicit wars and fully exposed eroticism. I love strong heroine figures, i myself is a woman too :)

English is not my first language, i know i can't use that as a reason every time my writing suck, thats why i still think that theres so much to learn, so yes...Feedback and reviews are greatly appreciated :D

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Sugar Daddy Needed by jess2002 reviews
Renee is cutting Bella off. Bella needs money and Edward has a lot of it, but Bella gets more than she expected. Can she handle it or will it be too much? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,417 - Reviews: 3922 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,828 - Reviews: 5486 - Favs: 3,620 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Another Life by DreamofRob10 reviews
For the first 12 years of Isabella's life, it was a complete nightmare. 12 years later, she couldn't ask for a better life until famous football player, Edward Cullen enters the picture. ExB AH Rated M for language... angst/humor. More inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 155,669 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,904 - Reviews: 7142 - Favs: 5,661 - Follows: 6,487 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 230,668 - Reviews: 4812 - Favs: 3,519 - Follows: 4,344 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8235 - Favs: 7,567 - Follows: 7,769 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Viking's Mistress by kissedbygustav reviews
What happens when maiden Bella is abducted, swept away and forced to play mistress to Viking Edward? Does he own her or does he own up to his feelings? WARNING:domineering-dark-male–chauvinist-AH, extremely OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,270 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21726 - Favs: 5,838 - Follows: 5,815 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Betty Chronicles by Emily Bowden reviews
There is an exclusive group known as the Cullens who only allow the most seductive of women into their circle. But their training is not what she thought it would be. Rated MA for lemons & adult content. Cannon couples...eventually...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 2,499 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5242 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Selkie Wife by Lissa Bryan reviews
Set during the reign of "Bloody Mary" Tudor. Bella is captured by Edward to raise his daughter. He promises to release her one day, but will he? Court intrigues and danger around every corner. Can they, and their new-found love, survive? Rated M/OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 193,424 - Reviews: 3802 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 2,099 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Maggie by Jenny0719 reviews
A heart leads Bella back home to Forks... and to the brother of the woman who donated it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,176 - Reviews: 5409 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 3,034 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20136 - Favs: 13,092 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3930 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 4,543 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
His Personal Possession by MyBabyBlues reviews
Bella Swan is kidnapped from her monotonous life by rich & reclusive Edward Cullen who has fallen in love w/her from afar. Can she overcome her anger & fall in love & can they both learn from their mistakes? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,713 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Shakespeare’s Edward and Bella by Batman4eva reviews
The Swans and Masen’s had a falling out and have been enemies since. But what happens when Bella and Edward meet? Will the Cullen’s and Hales help them be tighter? Or will they suffer the same fate as Romeo and Juliet did?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,211 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6292 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret Sex by erinbatt reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6243 - Favs: 4,892 - Follows: 3,516 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20122 - Favs: 11,745 - Follows: 6,918 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Laid Bare by Brits23 reviews
Desperate to taste-unable to deny. A defective vampire-a deceptive human girl. Monster and man discovers primal urges he never knew existed. Can it ever be enough? To drink her is completion, to touch her is , ExB OOC,Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 269,083 - Reviews: 4634 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Survival 101 by GumieStarz reviews
When Bella and her new friends Alice and Rosalie get a job on The maiden voyage of Cullen Cruise's new ship, They meet three mysterious strangers. But when the ship crashes, leaving them stranded on an island, will love blossom? or will war ensue? AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,010 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 1/6/2009
Music, Magic, and Instability by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a spirited young singer who gets her big break when rock star, Edward Cullen, invites her to go tour with him as his opening act. What follows is a whilwind romance that will change their lives. BxE AH/AU Rated M for future Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 270,727 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
Sincerely, Sergeant Masen by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,935 - Reviews: 7355 - Favs: 5,916 - Follows: 4,170 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6679 - Favs: 4,978 - Follows: 4,836 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Biggest Mistake, My Greatest Salvation by LyricalKris reviews
Edward has spent all of his thirty-two years trying to be the man his grandfather raised him to be. When he wakes up married to a young, scared, pregnant stranger, this is one mistake he won't leave in Vegas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,338 - Reviews: 6096 - Favs: 4,404 - Follows: 3,458 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ugh, Cullen by Seraphie17 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Fully fledged war between them, but is it just hiding their true feelings?. Story starts with the end-flashesback to the beginning. Bad language, adult themes and the incredible Edward Cullen are all included.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,456 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7429 - Favs: 10,283 - Follows: 5,770 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Soft Place to Land by btwnthestacks reviews
Single father Edward Cullen and his daughter are looking for a soft place to land. In an attempt to help her, he turns to a program at the local library. While two furry friends help his child find her confidence, their owner will mend his broken heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,828 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7002 - Favs: 6,636 - Follows: 4,952 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10620 - Favs: 11,743 - Follows: 12,428 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Resisting The Inevitable by Emotion Masen reviews
Bella is the cohost on a morning show, Edward is the CEO of his family company,he finds his self extremely attracted to her. Unexpected events keep them near each other. How long can they resist the inevitable? Better summary inside fanfic has word limit
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 318,739 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome Home Bella Swan! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,990 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8325 - Favs: 5,714 - Follows: 4,213 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marriage Arrangements by YukiYumena reviews
Bella loses her parents in a tragic way when she is 15. Her Grandmother takes care of her until she decides it's time for Bella to get married. England of the beginning of the 18th century. BxE ALL HUMANS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 137,997 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Always by Adidasgrl328 reviews
Bella is a well accomplished romance novelist living with Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper in Forks, WA. When Emmett's little brother Edward comes to stay the summer, could Bella's seemingly perfect life not seem so perfect anymore? AH AU OOC LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,959 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Do The Right Thing by LyricalKris reviews
When a bust goes wrong, FBI Agent Edward Cullen is faced with a terrible choice. No one knows of his secret affair with comatose victim Bella Swan, nor that the child she carries is his. How can he do the right thing when he doesn't know what that is?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,340 - Reviews: 3484 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Virgins & Villains by Emmamama88 reviews
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 481,331 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resisting love by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
Scotland, 1152. He had never given his heart to someone. Not after his parents died right in front of him when he was only a child. Being forced by the king of his country to marry, he decides to fight the attraction to his bride. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,891 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Is My Luck by ImHereToReview reviews
Bella's bad luck has landed her in Chicago for a business trip, with no luggage and no hotel room. Her co-worker, Edward, steps in to help! Her luck is about to change. AH. Canon pairings. Fluffy. Rated M for lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,603 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quarterback Rush by musegirl reviews
Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nine to Five by VampireAngel94 reviews
Isabella Swan moves to Seattle because of a new job. Sell's her child hood house, leaves her old friends behind and moves in with a new roommate...What happens when her roommate is a guy AND her boss?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,099 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't You Wanna Take a Ride with Me? by stephk0525 reviews
Can an intense encounter that began in the gym's sauna lead to a meaningful relationship? Cautiously, Bella attempts to test drive this theory with her gorgeous Spin teacher, Edward. Fasten your seat belts and hold on tight. Rated M for L/SC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 147,816 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7143 - Favs: 5,390 - Follows: 4,077 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 4,693 - Follows: 3,473 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 4,005 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Footprints in the Snow by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"An hour from now, when the snow falls again, it will be like we weren't even there. But we will remember." A story of unrequited love, and how the things we keep silent can hurt us and the ones we hold closest. E/B Rated M for themes of an adult nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,464 - Reviews: 3519 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
People like us by justginger reviews
Edward Cullen is the hottest movie star. Bella Swan is an Art Graduate. Their worlds collide one day and they are drawn together. There is a secret world that they share, a lust for the darker side..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 1,337,937 - Reviews: 3788 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prostrate in Prada by mskathy reviews
Edward forgot the milk. "You know what to do," she said. BDSM, Subward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Blood by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward Cullen was a man who liked order. He arranged his life into neat little segments, exercising rigid control in all areas of his existence. Then one day, all of it was brought tumbling down by one simple question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,319 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Matchmaker by lizconno reviews
Bella Swan makes her living matching up San Diego's singles. Edward Cullen is her newest client and biggest challenge so far. How many dates will Edward have before Bella realizes she's his perfect match? BxE/AH/OOC/silliness/mature themes/COMPLETE/relocated to TWCS - link above
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out of Captivity by IdPattThat reviews
Newly divorced from his high school sweetheart, single father Edward Cullen is trying to get his life back on track. That is until, with the help of his daughter, he finds what he didn't know he was missing in an unexpected place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,394 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25089 - Favs: 12,337 - Follows: 8,272 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chase The Night by SlackerDee reviews
Fast forward 25 years, Ash and Tory have a daughter, Ryssa. She's a fighter and takes after her dad and fights the Daimons. Nick Gautier has spent the last 25 years in an uneasy truce with Ash. Can Nick let go of his anger when Ryssa bursts into his life?
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,083 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011
Smooth Operator by Cullcati reviews
Edward has a hard on for the local diner girl. His roommate doesn't think he has the balls to pursue her. Can this Smooth Operator get the girl?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,462 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
Baby You Can Drive My Car by syrrah reviews
Music fans think rock diva Bella Swan is brilliant, talented and a gift to humankind. People who actually know her think she's a menace to society, and a pain in the backside. Then Edward Cullen comes on board as tour manager, and who knows what he thinks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,015 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Love Like Winter by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind...For who could ever learn to love a beast? B/E Inspired by Beauty and the Beast AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,729 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3329 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Married My Ex Boss by tinklove reviews
Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,271 - Reviews: 3665 - Favs: 4,228 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,334 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Mix Up by The Irish Cullen reviews
What happens when two very busy people send two clueless people to pick up their babies from daycare? Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are in for a rough day but it may just have some nice repercussions. R&R please, includes Mom-bitchella and Daddyward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,413 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School Reunion by intoxicatingly.dazzled reviews
Bella Swan, former class geek, goes to her high school reunion and blows everyone away, especially Edward Masen, former class player. The journey they embark on that night is one that neither they nor their friends will ever forget.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,981 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8129 - Favs: 8,219 - Follows: 8,425 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13406 - Favs: 8,106 - Follows: 6,023 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Chance Encounter by Besotted reviews
When Bella Swan, a 23 year old cellist studying music at Julliard meets Edward Cullen, a Hollywood movie star, their lives will be forever changed as they struggle to make their relationship work against the greatest of odds. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 387,084 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truths, Lies and Alibis by Eternally Addicted reviews
FBI psychologist Bella Swan is being stalked by one of criminals she helped put behind bars. Forced to leave her home and lay low for a while, she meets the most gorgeous man she has ever seen. Is he who he says he is, or is he working for the stalker?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 291,022 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Arranged Marriage by shasta53 reviews
After years of surviving in her arranged marriage, Bella hears some news that shatters all of her hopes and dreams. Can she and Edward discover what it means to be together after all? Set in the modern day. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 226,060 - Reviews: 4375 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14427 - Favs: 7,407 - Follows: 5,306 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rubbish by belladonnacullen reviews
Trash. Dirty. Filthy. Late nights. Early mornings. Finally open your eyes to see Edward staring back. It's hard to remember to take out the trash when you're a high-class hooker. Do you need help cleaning house? Let the garbage collector do it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 62,886 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7058 - Favs: 4,952 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 2564 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4579 - Favs: 4,825 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4341 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 3,438 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18537 - Favs: 7,737 - Follows: 3,718 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10898 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wanted! by creatorofmyownaction reviews
World seems to revolved around one news lately, "The Bronze Haired Killer", Bella, not like others, isn't bothered by the news of the mysterious guy who's currently MIA. Well...Until, he shows up in her house, or, to be specific, her room.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,396 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stone Heart by Nicolllette13 reviews
Andrea is a new-dark hunter. On her first night she meets Ash and Simi...and Savitar. Savitar is drawn to Andrea for some reason. Stryker wants to steal her power. And Andrea seems to be alot more than a dark-hunter the more she falls for Savitar.
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6201 - Favs: 5,423 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TheMissingChronicle:TheLion,The Witch&HisLioness by BringOnTheShackles reviews
Bella is captured and sold as a slave to Edward. She hates him, she doesn't love him, she doesn't even know his second name. But is there more to Bella than meets the eye? After all Bella is only short for Isabella. Isabella Swan. Lemons;Etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,788 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14251 - Favs: 15,282 - Follows: 8,289 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forks by Melanie Sparks reviews
Welcome to Forks, WA, 100 years after Breaking Dawn.Ava Jameson moves unwillingly with her family to a beautiful house that her mother restores, and is intrigued by the Cullens, the past owners of the house.What happends when she runs into them, oblivious
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,442 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008
The Bet by XintoxicatedxbyxTwilightX reviews
Edward is a "Player" at Bella's school. They get thrown together for a project, and Edward has a bet that he cant get Bella to do "IT" with him before the project is over. Bella wants nothing to do with him. But what happens when feelings begin to form?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,884 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4988 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
A World Away by wandb reviews
Bella thinks military men are arrogant womanizers. That is, until she meets Edward, a hot and unpredictable Navy SEAL who quickly deploys for six months. Will he change her mind or leave her brokenhearted? Rated M for language and lemons. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,115 - Reviews: 2298 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15833 - Favs: 7,043 - Follows: 3,238 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6188 - Favs: 5,344 - Follows: 5,360 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9463 - Favs: 7,823 - Follows: 3,249 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12490 - Favs: 7,077 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Flirting on the Runway by eeyoreluver reviews
Bella Swan is a twenty-one year old Victoria's Secret model. Life gets even better when she sees a certain guy with green eyes in the audience. EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 132,919 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Life Without You by theotherbella reviews
Bella and Edward are forced friends. Their parents are close, their friends are inseparable, but Bella and Edward hate each other. Will they ever get over the hate and realize that it may have been more than that all along?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 244,288 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,432 - Follows: 6,124 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
To Enchant A King by handiangel reviews
Lady Isabella is new at the Tudor court of King Edward V of England. She catches his roving eye, causing the king to pursue her. However she has no interest in just being a fling. Set in Tudor England. ON HIATUS will be finished eventually .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,531 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
the oceans pirates by Midnightxoxo reviews
bella is on the run from the authorities, edward is a pirate. what happens when they meet when bella is dressed as a guy. throw rosalie, bella 'supposed dead sister' into it. sorry bad at summeries! BXE, RXEM AXJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,878 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
3 Times He Told Bella, & the 1 Time She Believed by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward infiltrates Bella's vampire club. He tells her THE TRUTH-but she doesn't believe him. Silly, silly girl. Vamp. Pr0ny humor. Very pr0ny. Written for the Twi Kink Meme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Say We Shoot Cupid and See How He Likes It by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella is an employee at Victoria's Secret. When a sexy Dr. Edward Cullen shows up, she can't help but ogle him. But wait! What the heck is Edward doing at Victoria's Secret? AH.OOC.LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11409 - Favs: 11,104 - Follows: 5,797 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Family, New Friends, and a New Love? by Locketful o' Heartache reviews
Bella is confident, and has her tomboy side and her regular side. She gets bounced from foster home to foster home after her parents die in a car accident, until she gets adopted by Carlisle and Esme. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6008 - Favs: 8,851 - Follows: 5,229 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boycotting Valentine's Day by jennlynnfs reviews
Valentine's Day approaches, but Bella chooses to hang out with her best friend Alice. They decide to boycott Valentine's Day. Non-Valentine's Day activites are planned, including no boys. But, Alice's brothers, Edward and Emmett, don't count, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playgirl Meets Womanizer by paranoia'SPLASH reviews
Calling all Playerwards. There's a new chick in town, and her name is Bella Swan. Word is she's a playgirl, and she's got the hots for our resident boy toy. Canon couples, AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,356 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
College Life by foreversleepless reviews
Bella's off to college where she meets the player, Edward Cullen, and the nice guy, Vince Craig. They both have their eye on her. Is Edward really a player? Is Vince as nice as he acts? & Who keeps calling her? Drama isn't just meant for high school. AU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,985 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4079 - Favs: 4,403 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hide the Night by AkashaAvani reviews
Unknown to everyone, Ash had a daughter before he died. For the past 11,000 years she has walked alone and unaware as to who and what she is. When she meets DH Nick Gautier, two fates that have waited for over 10,000 years will finally unfold...
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,351 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009
In Love and Music by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1890 London-:-Edward Cullen was the finest pianist in Pierce Academy that was until he met the equally gifted Isabella Swan. In this defiant girl he found a rival, and most unexpected, love. With ghosts haunting them from their past, how can they heal?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,917 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
Taking Chances by GoldenEyes4 reviews
When Bella Swan moved to Seattle for her job as a reporter, she didn't plan on falling in love with the perfect guy...a guy who has a secret. But could she be keeping a secret from him and his family infinitely more terrible? ALL HUMAN and IN CHARACTER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 93,329 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Secret by Twilighter620 reviews
Contd. "Secret One-Shot." Edward Masen is the disillusioned Lieutenant of the SPD's SWAT unit. He soon realizes his fascination with the fiery SWJ reporter, Isabella Woods - who's identity is not all it seems. Will Edward change his ways and fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 247,060 - Reviews: 3172 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Hope by linked-pinkies reviews
When the abuse became too much, Jasper joined a gang. He lives his life because he has to. Now that he meets Alice, he's trying to live because he WANTS to. Can their love overcome all? Will Alice's feelings for Jasper be enough to save him? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 297,742 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8702 - Favs: 5,376 - Follows: 5,092 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Snowed In by eclipsedawn reviews
Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin? Alternate Universe/Human. I do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,314 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reservations by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
Bella/Emmett. All human and a little OOC. Its AU. Rated M for a reason. Bella and Alice work at a fancy hotel in down town Seattle. Emmett is a pro football player and they meet at a party at the hotel. Collab with LittleLea05. Full Summary Inside...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,780 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Story of Us by Mindy Ann reviews
This is a reflection on Nessie's life with Jacob. It follows the progression of their relationship from her birth to the present. It will be mostly Nessie's POV, but there may be some Jacob POV as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 186,018 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Two Stepping by Jewels64 reviews
Bella is a reporter sent to interview Jasper, a champion horse trainer. She meets Edward who is a horse breeder and a British Duke. Sparks fly. HEA? Romance/humor/lemon. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 209,666 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Summer to Remember by Evil.pixie.at.heart reviews
Bella was a dork in the fourth grade. Edward always picked on her. Now she and his sister are BFFL. What happens when he comes home to find a beautiful woman sleeping in his bed? How will he react when he finds out it's Bella? All Human. Co-written. D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
One Night by MyMoon reviews
It's Nessie's seventh birthday, and something happens that Jacob hadn't expected. It only takes one drunken night to realize that she has definitely not a child anymore. What happens when a commemorative night turns into a night of passion? JacobxRenesmee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,824 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3284 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silence & Security by adorablecullens reviews
Two years after her marriage to Jacob Black ends, 37-year-old single mom Bella buys a house. Will the handsome single dad next door help her learn to love again? Or will Edward’s presence in their life only reinforce Renee’s trauma-induced silence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,330 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Belong With Me, That's The Way I Loved You by sarahandkate reviews
Ex. from Ch.10 "Oh Edward, finally!" The word came out into a whisper before I leaned forward crashing my lips to his for the first time with love. EDWARD & BELLA. AH. Based on Tayor Swift's "You Belong With Me" and "The Way I Loved You".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,092 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Lonely Game We Play by AlternativePunk reviews
NOMINATED FIC Bella finds herself with a date to prom – her best friend Edward, who she managed to fall in love with after all those years. The only problem is she’s his date for the sole purpose of helping him win the heart of the girl of his dreams...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Royal Love by ACaskettStory reviews
Prince Edward and Princess Bella are to be married but they have never meet. They meet but dont know that they are who the other is marrying. Will the have there happliy ever after or not? Plz R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,590 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4376 - Favs: 5,082 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On Thin Ice by eatsleepskate reviews
After going through a handful of unsuccessful figure skating partners, Bella Swan is on the verge of giving up her skating career. When her coach pairs her up with Edward Cullen, she decides to give her gold medal dreams one last shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,518 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Naughty Idea by marjojo02 reviews
Bella: "It occurred to me that there was another way for you to taste my blood, without dying, and without needles. And I think I might like it too..." Rated M, adult readers only. Period stuff ends after chapter 4 and it gets even better!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,255 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heartbreak and Harvard by vampiregirl143 reviews
AH Edward and Bella have been best friends since birth, but Edward broke her heart on her 13th birthday. 5 years later with both of them attending Harvard in the fall will Bella find it in her heart to forgive him, or will it be heartbreak all over again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 122,032 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cursed by cALLIEfornia BENches reviews
They're neighbors and best-selling authors. They're competitive and run in the same circles. It seems like fate is playing with them like toys with they way they're constantly pushed together. It never ends. They hate it--And they hate each other. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 149,994 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 3,286 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Beauty by Breaking.Down.Slowly reviews
Edward. Once a proud, arrogant millionaire he is now cold and alone. A beast. Bella. An innocent girl just learning to be a proper young lady in the modern world. A beauty. But fairytales aren’t reality. ExB. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,097 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Win a date with Edward Cullen! by kate7711 reviews
WIN A DATE WITH EDWARD CULLEN! Every girls dream and one dream comes true for Isabella Swan when she wins a contest to have a date with Hollywoods most famous actor, Edward Cullen. Will there be love? AH/ LEMONS BxE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,484 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
Sleeping with the boss by kate7711 reviews
Bella starts her new job and meets her new boss, Edward Cullen. Sparks fly and Bella cannot deny her new charming boss of anything! Rated M for LEMONS, BxE. no longer a one shot! very matured themes and lemons almost every chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
I am Edward Cullen’s Fiancée by Selene11 reviews
“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,786 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Another way to die by dustyrose03 reviews
Bella is nearing 16,the Princess of Italy. Edward is 17,the brother of the Mafia bosses; and Edward has wanted nothing more than to be exactly like them. So when Bella runs away from the life she never wanted, Edward is ordered to kidnap her... AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,360 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6524 - Favs: 5,057 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love on Ice by twilighty reviews
Bella is a figure skater. Edward is a hockey player. They meet when Bella's training spot becomes Edward's one also. Will their love work or will Bella think hes a jerk. Canon pairings, All Human, Rated T just to be safe and possibly because of language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,429 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
All You Need Is Love by spicehnoodles reviews
Edward is a gorgeous vampire who thinks love is petty, but inside he needs and wants it. Bella is a beautiful angel bound to earth, and doesn't know why. They both talk about their problems. Little did they know the answer to their problem: each other.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,674 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
But what about me? by Flutemelody reviews
Bella was raped when she was living with her mom. But this rapist isn't just another drunk guy, its Edward Cullen. What happen when Bella goes lives with her dad, and Edward knows Bella is the girl he almost killed that night he when crazy! Edward & Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,265 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
20 years later in canada by The Weatherwitch reviews
FIRST FANFIC YAY! twenty years after marrying edward, leaving forks and turning into a vampire, it is bellas first day at high school again. the cullens now live in canada, what do they get up to? does someone discover their secret? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,019 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
I Want to Marry Edward Cullen! by remy7marie reviews
AU/AH Bella is tricked onto a new reality TV show featuring movie star Edward Cullen. How much more embarrassing or awkward could this possibly be? Rating just increased to M in Chapter 8
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,300 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5605 - Favs: 8,200 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8723 - Favs: 14,293 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Make Me Retch by Maggiles reviews
Bella Swan is an ex thief. Edward is a prince soon to be king. As Bella runs from arrest, she stumbles across Edward. Soon after that, all hell breaks loose in the Kingdom. Can two people who hate eachother fall in love? BXE REVIEWS EQUAL UPDATES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,473 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Luminous Wave by aj4869 reviews
New Kid. Named Ryouta Sasaki or Ryuu-kun for short. With Fire and Ice alice, High Type. Dangerous Class. Mikan's Partner. Sumire's Crush. Evil Twin Brother in the AAO. What will happen? Just read & review, please and thank you ;
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sumire S.
The Pieces of My Life by chocolate coffee reviews
ExB Princess Isabella was returning home on a ship after visting relatives across the sea when the ship she is on is attacked by pirates. After losing everything, she is taken aboard the pirate ship, where she befriends the Captain, or more..cont. in stor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,156 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Story by the newest cullen reviews
In the rigid high society of the late 1800s, the children of two rival families defied them all and fell in love. Based on Taylor Swift's "Love Story."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,126 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Downfall by Madame Meg reviews
When Bella unwillingly marries King Edward, she starts searching for ways out of the marriage, unbeknownst to him. However, she soon finds herself embroiled in deceit as she learns she has a stalker, and Edward might just be the only man she can turn to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,075 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Before I Die by sisterhoodfan reviews
Edward has cancer. He knows that he'll die soon, and before that happens, he wants to have fun with his life. He doesn't want to find love, but as he has 'fun', he meets a girl, named Bella. AH AU BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,966 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11626 - Favs: 8,547 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love will find a way by penelope25 reviews
Bella is the school nerd while Edward is the school jock and player. They hated each other but what happens when their moms know each other & decided to have vacation together. Will love truly find its way between two different creatures? Please read this
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,695 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fate by merdarkandtwisty reviews
Esme gets pregnant she has Baby Bella who is full vampire who will turn immortal at eighteen no one knows why or how and Edward is feeling a pull towards her Its fate plane and simple
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 33,492 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Never to Part by larsonbabe95 reviews
Bella is a student at NYC when she gets dumped she goes to vegas and is ready to cutloose for the weekend.Edward owns a large company and is very wealthy. They drunkinly get married.In the morning she asks for a Divorce but he isnt giving up quite so easy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3237 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anti Twilight Association: Why I Hate Twilight by SarcasticTraitor reviews
Why fan girls should just simply give up Twilight and go read some other great book instead...Part 1: Quotes by people all over the world. Fire is APPRECIATED. Go on - we'd love to hear from you.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Skipped on French, Landed on Felt by nosredna reviews
Me,never-been-kissed Bella Swan, have gotten accidently felt up by the school's god, Edward Cullen. If that's not weird enough, he didn't even mean to! Need I say more? AH BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
Naked Desire by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is an art student at Phoenix University when she meets Edward Cullen, also an art major. What happens when they are paired together and assigned to do NUDE MODELING for each other? All human & TONS OF LEMONEY FUN! Over 100,000 hits!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,144 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
American Girl by Twifan reviews
Isabella, a regular college student, wins a tour of Europe from a contest. A million dollars to go backpacking through all of Europe over the summer. What happens when her tour guide is the handsome and British Edward Masen? ExB AH - Continued
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,311 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Terrible but Beautiful Mess by Time Doen't Wait For Anyone reviews
Bella is a nurse in the navy.What happens when Bella goes on a sub to be a nurse and she is the only girl on board for three months?What happens when Edward is the captain and he must protect her from lustful crew members? Full Summary inside All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,189 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Things We Do For Love by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward Cullen has one moment of rash thinking and buys a puppy so he can talk to his local dog walker. This sparks controversy between his friends but they soon come to realise that you’d do anything when you think you’ve found ‘The One’. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,426 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Between Love and Duty by muggleinlove reviews
Edward is the oldest son of Carlisle, King of Volterra. Bella is an American woman on a three month trip with her stepsister, Rose, and her boyfriend, Emmett. What happens when Bella and Edward meet? Will Edward choose love or his duty? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,652 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Artist's Model by InkBud reviews
AU All Human. Edward Masen is a painter in Paris known for his sensual nude portraits when he stumbles across the beautiful Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Skater Girl by Fanpire123 reviews
Bella's the tomboy at the school with her best friend alice when one day she trips in the parking lot and is nearly run over by captain of the soccer team, Edward Cullen. It's love at first sight but Bella's stubborn. All human. Cannon pairings. RXR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,967 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6315 - Favs: 3,842 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Schoolgirls & Punishment by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella has been a naughty little schoolgirl. The principal decides he needs to punish her. But when he means 'punishment' he doesn't mean detention. R&R Please! ExB Now a series of smuty filled lemons :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,771 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer’s partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting at Chapter 13.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 4,010 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Model Behavior by The Green One reviews
Bella is an out-of-work model that has just been booked for a major campaign. The catch? Her photographer is the sexy, hate-filled, critical Edward and he hates her at first glance. Can they ever work together or will this job flop? BxE All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 4/11/2008
One of A Kind by dino xrawrs reviews
Isabella Swan, daughter to Charlie Swan, CEO of Swan Enterprise. Edward Cullen, son of Carlisle Cullen, CEO of Cullen Enterprise. Bella and Edward are forced into marriage. Everything should go smoothly, expect Edward is a player. Can Bella change him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,571 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
There Are Worse Things I Could Do by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella and Edward have a summer affair leaving for two different states when it is over. They end up at the same school and they must figure out how to make their love last despite all the obstacles in their way. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,619 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Who says sex is sacred? by Carden88 reviews
Alice and Bella are room mates. Edward is coming into town to introduce his girlfriend to his family. Tanya breaks Edwards heart. He needs help to get over her. Bella is willing to be that help. No strings attached. AU-All Human Lemons and language!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,822 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Eternity is ours by Carden88 reviews
Takes place after Eclipse. A story about the wedding, the change, and life after the change. There are lemons So please take this as a warning. :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,721 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by xxsparklesnick reviews
All through grade school, that boy with the soft bronze hair had been haunting her. He was her most bitter rival, her worst enemy. When she finally thought he was out of her life, he comes back - will he turn her life upside down again? Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,931 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Princess of the Sea by The Literature Dragon reviews
Edward is the captain of the sea, Bella is the princess. Their ships cross paths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Escort by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella just got dumped, is now dateless for a charity event, and asks her best friends for help to find her a last minute date. Edward Cullen is a local struggling artist & is now an escort. Now the two will redefine the meaning of passion. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,968 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Music in Volterra by vb-queen-18 reviews
It has been fifty years since Edward left in New Moon. Bella is now a vampire and part of the Volturi. What happens when the Cullens decide to visit Carlisle's old friend Aro and discover that Bella isn't dead after all.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Learning to Live by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Camp Wilderness. Picks up seconds after Camp Wilderness ends, and follows Bella and Edward's story as they begin a new phase in their lives. ALL HUMAN and CANON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,100 - Reviews: 2665 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 2,738 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
The Revelation reviews
Esme used to be a human until she fell in love with a 19 year old looking vampire, Carlisle. Isabella was the miracle they didn't expect. Now, Isabella is all grown up. It's not the Volturi Isabella should be afraid of, it's them. The high power. The makers of all makers. The powerful. The last resort. When a massive trouble comes, they're her only solution. Then he sees her.ExB, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2013