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Joined 02-01-09, id: 1824054, Profile Updated: 01-05-14
Author has written 6 stories for Legend of Zelda, Portal, and Dr. Seuss series.

If you’re looking for my tumblr, then you might want to head on over to this page instead.

Icon: IT'S TOVIA! Shady drew my son cause she's the sweetest thing ever and I love her a lot. Oh my Goddesses, Shady's the bestest everest don't even talk to me about her holy frick.

My many names:

  • Gabi
  • Gub
  • Midna
  • Mids
  • Mina
  • Personally, I prefer Gabi and Gub by this point but hey, what do I care? My usernames on here used to be MidnaLovesLinkuntiltheendoftime, MidnaLovesLinkForever, and MidnaHytwilian. You noticing a theme here? This place used to be filled with a CRAP ton of really bad fanfics but I've cleaned up since then seeing as how I started this JUST before middle school. Ha, pft, yeah, no. Not keepin' that.

    I am seventeen year old female that enjoys video games, bands, musicals, anime, a lot of cartoons and animated men, gay boys, gay girls, and movies.

    If you’re curious at all about the anime I like and crap, you can check that out over here. You can also look at this sucker for a small list of my ships. I've been on this website for so long that I remember when we used to call them pairings and smut lemons. Yeah man. That's like ancient.

    Some of my hobbies include:

  • Writing
  • Playing my piano
  • Singing
  • Video editing
  • Playing video games??????
  • Laughing at my own stupid jokes
  • Talking to the same people every day over skype B)
  • Hanging out with my loser friends
  • Roleplaying with Shady
  • Being gay with Shady
  • Crying over boys/girls
  • Crying over Vaati
  • Cosplaying
  • My taste in music is totes weird as this point. For reals. Like forever ago I wouldn't be caught dead listening to Katy Perry or Ke$ha but now I'll fight you if you say shit about them. I still listen to Three Days Grace and all my angsty hella rad shit, I'm still living my weeb days with Vocaloid, I now listen to MCR, I'll party to Marina and the Diamonds, and in the end I'll cry over Florence. Don't even start with music.

    Some of the things that I like a hella lot:

  • The Lorax
  • Rise of the Guardians
  • Welcome to Night Vale
  • The Legend of Zelda
  • Ib
  • Into the Woods
  • Phantom of the Opera
  • Sweeney Todd
  • Off
  • Transformers Prime
  • Frozen
  • Wreck-It-Ralph
  • Pokemon
  • Animal Crossing
  • Doctor Who
  • Higurashi
  • American Horror Story
  • Hetalia
  • Gatchaman Crowds
  • Hataroku Maou Sama
  • Q. So like why don't you update any of your old fics/why are they still up? Why don't you upload frequently?

    A. I'm a junior in high school so I'm pretty hella busy/I really don't write that often other than RPing. I mean, I'm just NOT as confident in my ability as I used to be and tend to feel more comfortable writing with friends than posting shit up online? Still, I kinda get the urge from time to time to share some crap so. I kept some of my old fics up just to remind myself of them and go back to them when I feel like it. As for not updating them? Mostly they were AWFUL so I don't wanna touch them but with some - mainly TS - I just can't. I still write about Tovia and all this other crap but I just can't do anything with him in TS and I don't really want to. He's developed SO much and I'd really only be restricting his character if I went back to it. Besides, Kay's too busy with college for us to work on a fic together. It's hard enough getting her to reply to RPs.

    Q. What’s up with the whole editing thing?

    A. I like putting vids together - which you can find on my channel! I don’t know, I think I’m pretty rad at it and so do like 600 other people I guess. I've really improved from my old middle school days so Woop woop.

    Q. What do you want to do after high school/what are you gonna go to college for?

    A. Film. Like I said earlier, I’m into editing. I'm taking a broadcasting class this year and joined my school's broadcasting crew so. Yeah! I'm really passionate about film and REALLY want to direct and edit a lot of crap. I'm tellin' ya, one day Tovia's gonna be on the big screen and I'll be reading fanfiction of my little son.

    Q. What kind of music do you listen to?

    A. EVERYTHING.

    Q. Are you straight? Gay? Asexual? Pan? Robot?

    A. I’m bi, but I can probably be more described as pan? I don’t know. I just like people, I guess. That’s all.

    Q. Do you identify as a woman or man?

    A. I was born as a girl and I identify as a girl. Not that I’m saying there’s an issue otherwise, I’m just telling you what I am.

    Q. Do you roleplay?

    A. Fuck yeah. Ever since elementary school, bitch.

    Q. Will you roleplay with me?

    A. If I know you well enough/am desperate/bored/or just in the mood, probs.

    Q. Why do you curse so much/why are you so crude?

    A. Cause I fucking can/cause I fucking want to.

    Q. Are you worried people from school will find your fics?

    A. Eh, who cares. The people who will make fun of me already have and I could care less by this point in my life. I used to be terrified of people at school but now I'm pretty chill with everyone there so pft doesn't make a difference. If my friends find it? Oh well? I mean, I encourage my friends to look through my terrible crap after teasing them about their weeb past.

    Q. What do you ship in the Zelda fandom?

    A. Basically everything. MAINLY A SHIT TON OF SMALL SHIPS THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT LIKE GROOSEXIMPA, VAATIXZELDA, VAATIXHILDA. LIKE, WOW, THANKS FANFICTION, NOT ONE GROOSEXYOUNGIMPA FIC? REALLY?!?!

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    All Eyes On Me by ibgarry reviews
    Garry worked at a cabaret for years with the same people. He wasn't entirely used to meeting new employees, but he was willing to get used to Ib. A cabaret/strip club AU fic. Rated M for language and eventual smut (IbGarry).
    Ib - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 1/6 - [Garry, Ib/Eve] Mary
    Little People, Big Secret by legolover reviews
    Traci swore she woke up sane this morning but when she and her 8 year old cousin find a mini version of the black pearl with six inch living, breathing versions of Jack and Will, who start to get bigger, Traci thinks she's bound for the nut house.
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,841 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
    Kismet by taitofan reviews
    A sorcerer who wants a second chance at life... A man who wants the romance his marriage lacks... Can they both find what they're looking for in each other?
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,847 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 12/30/2006 - [Kafei, Vaati]
    Random zelda fan fiction by Ereathea Shadow reviews
    Crystal gets sucked into her own zelda fanfiction. Can she avoid being another Mary sue? Who knows I certainly don't.......................... T for language
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Link
    Stalemate by ornamental-reciprocity reviews
    They couldn't explain it. Again and again they'd pit themselves against each other and each time they'd come up even. But in a battle for a country, there's no room left for a stalemate. A victor must be declared.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,875 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Zelda, Vaati
    Feel Good Hit of the Summer by BatNeko reviews
    Summer vacation takes a turn for the crazy, as Link and his friends run into old friends, old enemies, and learn that life is not like a beach movie. Sequel to "The Weekly Hyrule News."
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,803 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Link
    Razor Cut Smile: Yet Another Halloween Fanfiction by Colleen reviews
    It's Halloween yet again, and this time when Xander goes to buy his plastic gun his attention strays to a lovely set of silver razors. Crossover Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Sweeney Todd.
    Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,077 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/17/2008
    Kingdom Hearts: That’s Illegal, You Know? by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Flare-Aoi reviews
    Some pencil-necked dweeb and his Moogle are going around the various Kingdom Hearts universes and harassing and wrongfully arresting your favorite characters. Tell us whom you want these two jerks to visit and we'll make it happen! Let the LOL's begin!
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 4/29/2010
    Puppet Strings by Lady Of The Semicolons reviews
    Ganondorf resents Demise for the part he has forced him to play.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Ganondorf, Demise - Complete
    Broken Shield by BrokenRepublic reviews
    After sacrificing himself to save Sora, Axel passes into a strange realm where an old man in a bowler hat offers him a second chance at life.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 215,181 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Axel, Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy
    From Romance and Friendship by bellechat reviews
    After having his youth restored by The Lorax, The Once-ler learns of some big events that happened to someone he cared deeply for. Can he be reunited with her after all these years? Story which explores The Once-ler's past. Pairing is The Once-lerXOC. After much development there's no Mary Sue's here for what I know. Please be kind and review! Rated T to be safe.
    Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,807 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [The Once-ler, OC] The Lorax
    That was Then, This is Now by VanillaSpiders reviews
    AU Steampunkverse Years after the last Truffula falls, Ted Wiggins goes looking for the Once-Ler. What he finds is not what he expects, and what finds him is thinking much along the same lines. What mind you, not who.
    Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,878 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - The Once-ler, Ted Wiggins
    The Chronicles of SUCKERY by Spooky-Zipper-Chan reviews
    *Also known as Invader's FLU! ZiM falls ill with influenza, but who will be there? Dib? NOT ZaDR. FRIENDSHIP is intended. : I do not own Invader ZiM. Rated T for dark subjects later on. -EDIT: I'm baaaack
    Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Zim, Dib
    The Legend of Zelda: Passage of Soul by Souldragon12 reviews
    Zelly was your normal teen girl, until the day she was sucked into the Twilight Princess world as a bronze and white twin-tailed fox. After returning to normal, she has a journey she must take and memories to find. And along the way, some very familer magical creatures make their return to the lands of Hyrule. WARNING: FLAMES WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!
    Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,214 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009
    Toasted Oats by asteroidpie reviews
    Sora, Riku and Kairi receive a surprising letter from their beloved king. A girl, who is caught up in the chaos, ventures into a portal to another world, as her own gives into the darkness. Leaving her no home to return to, who will she approach for help?
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Lea, Riku
    Between Fantasy and Reality by Marynna reviews
    A nasty accident leaves Amanda stuck in a world she doesn't understand. Now she has to find her way home...before she's caught up in the world of the Twilight Princess!
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,170 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/20/2007
    Penny Lane by EccentrikPirate reviews
    Sequel to Billy Stinson. Recommended reading: A Penny for Your Thoughts & Horribleness. For every day there is a night. For every world there is an underworld. For every hero there is a villain. Appearances can be deceiving.
    Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,577 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Barney S., Dr. Horrible/Billy
    Four Swords: Shadowed Truth by Nira Rose reviews
    A year after the four became one again, Hyrule is once again in danger... Link leaves for the Sanctuary to reclaim his destiny, but disappears along with the Four Sword... The fifth "Link" is needed once again... Better description within.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,563 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Shadow Link, Vio - Complete
    Sweeney Todd meets A Series of Unfortunate Events by LaDyOfThEdArKeYeS reviews
    What happens when "Sweeney Todd" and "A Series of Unfortunate Events" meet? Find out in this random crossover story
    Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,401 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Violet B., Anthony H. - Complete
    Remember by Icicle Streams reviews
    "For you and I, we are kin, are we not?" -Fi's chance encounter with the demon lord himself as she awaits Link's return within Eldin Volcano. Companion piece to Relish
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Fi, Ghirahim - Complete
    Proof of Heaven by Pamena reviews
    A world in which Lucy never took the poison, Johanna is no one’s ward, and Sweeney Todd comes home to a normal family. Sweenett.
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 104,642 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
    Wind Chimes by Kimiosiki reviews
    The dreams Zelda's been having are no coincidence. Something disturbing is approaching and Zelda feels a change in the air. Are her premonitions ordained by the Makers of Hyrule or are they something more sinister? Zeldax Vaati.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,578 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Zelda, Vaati
    Mister Self Destruct by vargrimar reviews
    Aperture Science is slowly beginning to self-destruct under Wheatley's neglect. He's being consumed by power and madness, and needs more solution euphoria. He'll do anything to make sure his needs are met. Non-con, BDSM, Android!Wheatley/Chell.
    Portal - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
    The End of an Age by Time's Quill reviews
    As the end draws near, I wonder. Does it... does it hurt? Everyone I cared about... gone. Because of him. Nobody ever cares, do they? All they see is Hero and Villain. Good and Evil. That's all there is, isn't it? That's all I am. A Villain.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Vaati - Complete
    Sage of Life by fanfictionwierdo reviews
    Ida Bennet is your typical teenage Zelda player, but when she gets sucked into Hyrule, her entire life is changed. Throw in a maybe evil necklace,a fangirl from Earth and a legendary hero and it just gets better. Malink or Vaati/Malon if you squint enough
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,999 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Malon, Link
    Glitch by Winter Sleep reviews
    LeaMine/ The system's name is Twilight Town v1.43. DiZ wouldn't admit it, but it was prone to glitches. While strolling about the virtual Twilight Town, Namine finds a boy that is able to see her. He's loud, redheaded and looks just like... Axel?
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Lea, Naminé
    The Future Starts With You by northern.poet reviews
    Finally free of the test chambers, Chell can start a new life. But even as she moves forward, long forgotten memories keep bringing her back.
    Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,504 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
    Forgotten Legends by Reily96 reviews
    REMAKE. OoTverse. Recovering from Ganon's reign, Link and Zelda are force apart for political reasons. Zelda, as ruler, is faced with a difficult choice, and Link can only watch. But Hyrule's very first villain has secretly returned... LinkZelda pairing
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,283 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
    Mandatory Reassignment by ReverseTango reviews
    He is, and always has been, a walking mishap, an inept non-entity, and now, a sub-human, a number, a science project. By the time anyone notices he's gone, it will surely be too late. One-shot, for the kink meme.
    Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,581 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
    Bluer Than Blue by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
    A madman in a blue box finds a little metal ball floating through space and decides to rescue him from his horrible fate. All the while never knowing that one day he might end up saving him from his own loneliness
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,566 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/22/2011 - 10th Doctor, Wheatley - Complete
    Meaning by Winter Sleep reviews
    This was quite new to his black and white world. A slight tint of colour in the dull mix of monochrome. Intrigued, he was tempted to learn more of this twist of Fate. This glitch in the system. This sudden exclamation mark in his copy-paste life."
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Roxas, Axel
    Please Leave A Review by Smash-the-Elder reviews
    R&R please. Read and review. I suck at summaries, just read it. Full summary inside! Review or else. If you review, I'll give you a biscuit! Come on, why not? Read this, love it and review it! Fine. Don't. See if I care. ...Please?
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
    V is for Vaati by Tek Sonay reviews
    He was everything. He was determined to HAVE everything. And then it all started when that freakin' king of Hyrule just had to go and -!
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Vaati
    The Life and Times of Slender Man by Pax the Dreamer reviews
    Yet another oneshot of mine! We interview Slender Man and a few of his close friends to pull together a short biography of his wonderful life, from birth to his current acting career as "The Operator" in Marble Hornets!
    Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Complete
    O One Bred of Light by The Ashen Sun reviews
    Meet Ely, a relatively normal teenage girl who happens to have the wounded Link in her town. Normalcy leaves along with Link, as one day she wakes up and finds out that she had to save her homeland from a new threat; the Twilight. TP
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 53,028 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Link - Complete
    The Hero of Wolves by The Wolfess reviews
    Book 1 in The Doppelganger Trilogy: Link's adventure is over, but the former ranch boy isn't the same. Tempted by the wild nature of the ravenous wolf inside, Link is called upon to help revive a corrupt, rebellious post-war Hyrule and its Princess.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,342 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
    Cycle by Seto's Darkness reviews
    He isn't the first demon to be enslaved by a human in exchange for a soul, but he's the first one to serve a young, pitiful child. .: Sebastian/Ciel, anime/manga/AU mix :.
    Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
    Not Himself by littlevampie reviews
    Recently, Drocell had started thinking that he wasn't himself. But before he got a chance to question it, his master called. Oneshot.
    Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Drossel K. - Complete
    The Legend of Zelda: Four Sword: The Cursed Blade by Hragon reviews
    The most sacred weapons are cursed. The fate of Hyrule is in the hands of four young heroes of a different world that can hardly get along themselves. Legends unfold, prophecies are uncovered, and the fight between good and evil escalates to one of epic proportions.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,811 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009
    Ka'azan's Story: Tale of the Poe by Beaumren Trill reviews
    With a scythe in one hand and an eerie lantern under foot, who wouldn't be scared of the Poe Ghosts? But what if we don't actually understand their situation? Ka'azan lets us see the life of a Poe. More 'monster' species to come in later chapters.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010
    A Teenager's Guide to Living with Pirates by F8WUZL8 reviews
    What do you get when you cross a few fans, 8 characters, and reality? Insanity. Join Leah, Julie, and Sam as they try to help these crazy people survive Starbucks, Windex, Jealous Boyfriends, and each other. No deliberate Mary-sues.
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,742 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow
    Present by ornamental-reciprocity reviews
    Bearing the powers of your ancestors sometimes means bearing the repercussions. Oneshot.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Zelda, Vaati
    Mistaken Identity by R0S3 TYL3R reviews
    The 10th Doctor lands in a suburban neighborhood, and a little girl finds what she least expects: the star of her favorite TV show. Spoilers through series 4.
    Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
    The Table of Villains by DeadShut reviews
    What starts off as an assembly of evil-doers plotting to defeat their common enemy turns into your average, everyday sarcasm and filth-talk.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Ganondorf, Vaati
    Burn, Baby Doll by BlackxRose19 reviews
    "You have a name, or am I just gonna have to keep calling you doll face?" One chance meeting in the park turned into more than she ever bargained for. AkuNami. Work In Progress. Rated T. R&R, please!
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Axel, Naminé
    Narcissism by LittleBlueNayru reviews
    WEIRD PAIRING ONESHOT. In which Ganondorf is narcissistic, and nothing much else happens. CRACK ONESHOT, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. Ganondorf x Ganondorf, Ganondorf x Mirror, with the unfortunate Mirror as a vector.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Ganondorf - Complete
    Love in a Dungeon by LittleBlueNayru reviews
    WEIRD PAIRING ONESHOT. In which there is love in one of the many Zelda dungeons. CRACK, JOKEFIC, SATIRE, ONESHOT. Do not take seriously. Features Big Key x Dungeon Map x Compass.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
    Rivers Need Springs by Wavebreeze reviews
    A scientist, Link, stabs himself with the DNA of the Blue Eyed Beast and transforms into a wolf. He must rely on his uptight secretary, Zelda, and his college sister, Aryll, to help stop him from changing every night. Full summary inside. Zelink AU
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,561 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
    All That's Left by Hillside Dancing On reviews
    Letting go, remembering, and the reality of going back. Lea-centric.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Lea, Axel - Complete
    Marbles and Screws by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
    Zim is fed up with GIR's insanity and decides to fix it for good. But when he opens GIR's head and takes out the garbage, he realizes there's more to GIR's circuitry than meets the eye. Sequel to Pennies & Paperclips.
    Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,001 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Gir, Zim - Complete
    Once Upon a Time by Metal Chocobo reviews
    In an attempt to put his precocious daughter to sleep, Link finds himself telling a bedtime story. Somehow, as usual, things don't go quite as smoothly as he planned. Zelink, warning one major OC.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,725 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
    Second Circle by Li the Twilight Knight reviews
    AU - In Deep Dive City, there is a certain nightclub. In this place, paths cross, tangling lines of fate, and the people who enter become part of the larger story. Soul-mates, old grudges, best friends and worst foes... This is the story of Second Circle.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,663 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Zexion, Demyx
    Reversed Roles by Tellytubby101 reviews
    Sebastian is the human, and Ciel is the demon. "It's only natural that I can serve the Michaelis heir without fail; I am his butler, after all." AU. One shot. GEN.
    Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
    Once by Mistress of the Arts reviews
    "We were once friends... right?" When Axel was born they all thought Lea was gone forever... except for one. -LeaOC- Drabble. Oneshot.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Lea, Axel - Complete
    Ienzo? by ash-nobody reviews
    Who knew Zexion was so insecure about his appearances? Unfortunately, a stupid sick day is going to ruin it all for him.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Ienzo, Zexion
    The Moirai Zealot by nozomi.no.uta reviews
    She gave him his heart. Now he's tearing worlds apart to rip out hers. Official sequel to "The Kismet Scribe."
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,653 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Axel, Riku - Complete
    It's Like Chess by LittleBlueNayru reviews
    War is. Zelda knows this.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Zelda - Complete
    Speeding Cars by axelkairi reviews
    Axel's story didn't begin in Organization XIII. Delve deeper into his roots with four parts in this angst-tastic fanfic: Lea, Axel, Xion, and Kairi! Minor character death, suggestive themes, super angst. Slight Axel/Xion, major Axel/Kairi
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,854 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Axel
    Madness Personified by Ryoku-Fears-Flying reviews
    Melody's halusinating, and Vaati just so happens to be the very personification of her madness.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Vaati - Complete
    Scripted by Panzer Panda reviews
    All Demyx wants from his life is to play music under a spotlight. Guess he's got a handful of stunning-but-icy actor, disapproving parents, crazy weather and erratic musical play productions to go through before he gets there.-Zemyx AU-
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,514 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
    Adelle by FaronWoods reviews
    Not every girl has a gerudo and a wolf for friends. Not every girl is on a quest to save Hyrule. Not every girl is accused of witchcraft, But this girl intends to tell the story as SHE lived it, so if you have a problem with strong opinions, read no more.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,213 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Midna, Link
    A Walk in the Dark by Gamegirl27 reviews
    He wasn't always the Pumpkin King. In fact, he wasn't always dead. He had a life, friends, a family... What happened to him...?
    Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,242 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
    I Remember by Llwynog the Bard reviews
    Although Link has gone off to do more adventuring, one man remembers the great deeds that Link did for Hyrule. One-shot with an unlikely protagonist. Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the Legend of Zelda franchise.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete
    A Different Perspective by Skye Slipstream reviews
    Alita always fancied the Hero of Hyrule, but she's just a Minish. That won't stop her from chasing her giant love, though. Unforunately, she ran into the wrong human; a certain wind mage. A story about romance that has absolutely no romance whatsoever.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,422 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Vaati - Complete
    The Thing About Giving by NeverDreamsOfMe reviews
    Lily has grown tired of her familys' material obsession with Christmas. Then, quite by accident, she discovers a land of people just like her. There, she may meet someone who might be able to change her mind about giving... DISCONTINUED. Details in AN.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sora, Jack Skellington
    Violet's Fiend by NontoxicEggs reviews
    With the new girl in school, should Vendetta be worried that she will once again have to suffer another student unafraid of her or her fiends? Or will she somehow learn to teach this neutral girl her evil ways?
    Making Fiends - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
    I Loved Him First by Lady-Valiant reviews
    A short poem in which Malon reflects on her relationship with Link and his with Zelda.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Link, Malon - Complete
    Variet Wall by Kaylee Tam reviews
    Link is out on the world again, for what he'd hoped would be a simple search for a lost love. But, as he meets strange new friends and stranger enemies, he realizes things never really happen the way you might expect. Set in the TP universe.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Link
    Legend of Zelda: Hour of Darkness by The Bunyip reviews
    Legend of Zelda in a darker older Hyrule. The world is dying, Gannondorf has the triforce, Link is defeated and all hope seems lost. But there might be one way left to save Hyrule. There could be one way but its risky and Link is not sure he can do it...
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,721 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Link, Dark Link
    Jaclynn Skellington, Like Father, like Daughter by my-halloween-christmas16 reviews
    What happens after the story was done, anything more? Fun with old and new characters and what happens when their kid finds out that Jack and Sally aren't what they are telling her, when she finds out about their past with Christmas. Read on to see! : *
    Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,056 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009
    Entwilightened by PingZing reviews
    Alec Balkojec's otherwise mundane and average life changes for the stranger when a certain Twili drops into it.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Midna
    Heartless by Loves Ironic Tragedy reviews
    COMPLETE. IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE IN-STORY. Day 359: Aftermath. It's all over. It's finally over. All is right with the worlds of Dark and Light. Maybe for once, we can all sleep well at night. \\ Day 187-End all up.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 22,102 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
    The Legend of Zelda: Seven Swords Saga by Royazali reviews
    Zelda invites the Links over for a fun filled party but it gets crashed when the baddies appear and do what else but capture her? Its up to the Links to save the day! But can they survive themselves? Its a Loz/AoL-ALttP/LA-OOT-MM-OoA/OoS-WW-TP crossover!
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,942 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Link - Complete
    Of Tea and Shadow Insects: Agitha's Adventure by vifetoile89 reviews
    Agitha, Princess of Bugs, has adopted a Shadow Insect, terror of the Twilight, and dubbed him "Ringo." Has she taken on more than she can handle? It's up to the colorful citizens of Castle Town - Telma, Shad, Fanadi, and the rest - to help out.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Agitha, Telma - Complete
    Shinigami by Tall Tails - Feline Jaye reviews
    Inspired by Re-Light. Two Shinigami talk about the Kira case.
    Death Note - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
    Farewell, My Friend by Laerkstrein reviews
    When Roxas decides to leave the Organization to find where he truly belongs, Axel attempts to change his mind. But when the negotiations fail, he has no choice but to let his friend go.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Proof of Existence by Li the Twilight Knight reviews
    Finding your Other didn't make you whole. Roxas knew this better than anyone in the Organization. All he needed was something to prove his existence, and he could have a second chance like the rest. But some are too willing to abuse that chance...
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,326 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
    Moonlight by volta arovet reviews
    Isa doesn't go out at night. written for drabble community
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Isa, Lea - Complete
    Weed Killers by ash-nobody reviews
    Demyx owes Axel one prank. Let's see how that turns out. One shot.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
    Tutoring and Bets by ash-nobody reviews
    Lea wasn't that smart. Why couldn't Isa use that to his advantage? One shot. For all those who suck at school.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Isa, Lea - Complete
    Hieght by ash-nobody reviews
    Isa was tall, something that he was very proud of. One shot.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Isa, Lea - Complete
    Hiccups by ash-nobody reviews
    As a newbie, Roxas has no idea what hiccups are, but he sure does hate them. One shot.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Roxas, Xigbar - Complete
    Mystery Zelda theater 3000 by Not G. Ivingname2.0 reviews
    I punish myself by watching the infamous Zelda CD-i cutscenes for you entertainment. Your welcome.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010
    Ice Cream Run by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
    Sora goes out to buy some Sea-Salt ice cream. But he has an odd encounter with a familiar face while in the shop... .:. post-KH2 oneshot, highly unlikely event, but still amusing. briefly mentioned SoKai, no other pairings unless you squint real hard.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Sora, Lea - Complete
    Legend of Disney by EbonyShroud reviews
    When Zelda decides to go on a vacation to Walt Disney World, she naively invites three villains along with Link and Midna. How will they ever survive seven days together at the happiest place on Earth?
    Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 27,436 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Link
    Runs in the Family by infinitysphere reviews
    Link finds the Hero of Time's equipment still inside his item pouch. He asks the Hero's Shade for answers, and about his family. Link must then unify the Hero with his dark self and vanquish the evil that threatens all, aided by his memories of the past.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,696 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Link, Ganondorf
    Lost by SmashersUnited reviews
    Post TP Oneshot. Two years after the Twilight War, Link finds himself confused as to who he is and what he wants to do with his life. When a strange foe appears, he must dig deep into his past and solve the greatest conundrum of all: "Who am I?"
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
    One For Sorrow by damsel-in-stress reviews
    Cutler Beckett's childhood was not a happy one. His own secret friendship and his mothers clandestine love affair make their lives play out like some sort of classic tragedy as they try to keep their secrets from the man they both fear: Cutler's father.
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,086 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Cutler B. - Complete
    Hero's Day Off by Master of Chronicles reviews
    Amid the epic sword battles, the heroic deeds, the selfless actions, and the banishing of all evil, Hyrule's very own Hero of Time still likes to do what every other normal teen loves to do. Chill. Relax. Take it easy. But with who?
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Link - Complete
    Wii Love Brawl Newcomers by Smash King24 reviews
    We all know the final roster of Super Smash Bros. Brawl. But what about the characters who didn't make it into the list? Through a series of one-sided interviews, Link, Samus and Captain Falcon are about to find out! Note: Multi-crossover
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,406 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Link, Samus A.
    Hylians and Vampires by MidnightMoonOasis reviews
    What happens when the Cullens and Jacob take a visit to the world of legend of zelda twilight princess? answer complete randomness! Please rate and review.
    Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
    The Tale of the Fierce Deity by SubZeroChimera reviews
    A story told of the Fierce Diety, Oni Link, to a curious little wind sorceror. His origins, his intentions, everything. But what effect will that have on the sorceror? Maybe not what he expects! Oneshot, rated for blood. This is NOT VaatixOni, got that!
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fierce Deity, Vaati - Complete
    Sweeney Todd: The Bipolar Parody of Fleet Street by Velvet Liquor reviews
    The brooding misadventures of a depressive barber. Join Sweeney Todd as he gets sucked into a jaw-breaker, Anthony hides in Johanna's closet, and Spiderman joins Sweeney to destroy a killer lump of dough in Mrs. lovett's bakery. Sweeney/EVERYONE
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,770 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009
    Merciful Nayru, Not Another Self Insert! by Davin Sunrider reviews
    Davin Sunrider, fanfic writer, finds himself unexpectedly pulled into the land of Hyrule, which is under dominion by the Dark Lord Ganondorf. Now Davin must summon all his powers of sarcasm and comedy to survive his tenure as... the Dark Side Comedian.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,374 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
    Bathroom CATastrohpies by beemanic reviews
    CRACK. AU: Xion really didn't like cats. Or at least, that's what she tried to tell the very attractive, and very much naked man now squished awkwardly in her bathtub. -Various Pairings-
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Xion, Axel
    Divine Guidance by Extrapolation reviews
    A thousand years of peace has passed. "I am going to do something absolutely forbidden..." "The cycle has changed. Why not the goddesses?" Full summary inside. No yaoi, yuri, etc. Farorex"Vaati." Note the quotes. Hints of FarorexVaati. Maybe others.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Farore, Vaati
    Thoughts of Vengeance by Ephriokko reviews
    A short one-shot that is set in the premise of Vaati having survived after the events of Four Swords Adventures and encountering the next incarnation of Link much later. Not yaoi.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Vaati - Complete
    There's No Place Like London by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
    Sweeney Todd felt like he was all alone in the world until he met a penniless woman that shares his same need for vengeance. Are they just what each other need? Sweeney/OC
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,315 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sweeney T.
    The Two Gerudo Kings by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
    After 100 years in his prison, Ganondorf has escaped from the Sages' Seal and returned to the Gerudo to regroup. But you all know what happens in the Gerudo Tribe every century...
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Ganondorf - Complete
    Mimicry by tapioca two-step reviews
    King of Light and Shadow getting shis-kebab'ed through the chest plus Majora looking to raise hell in Hyrule equals Ganondorf Dragmire's soul in Twilight Princess Midna's body. Dragmire's first order of business: find some damn clothes. Then start a war.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Ganondorf, Link
    Literally, the Twilight Zone by bleachUlquiGrimm reviews
    Vaati is so upset with Link's meddling, he does the absolute unexpected and switches he and Link's roles in society! Now, Link must find out how to get things back to normal or face the ultimate loss...Zelda marrying Vaati!
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,408 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Link - Complete
    The Sorcerer's Aria by Night Rain Illusion reviews
    As long as he had the wind at his fingertips, he could do anything. Minish Cap-verse; Vaati-centric
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Vaati - Complete
    Tripolar Is Not A Word by Lady Of The Semicolons reviews
    One of these days, Zant is going to drive himself insane. Well, that's what you get for having multiple personalities. Very, very random.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Zant - Complete
    Ganondorf Dragmire: An Owner's Manual by Soshite reviews
    Congrats! You just purchased the King of Evil and now it is high time you found out how to care, feed and keep him from destroying the world with three magical triangles! Fun times!
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Ganondorf - Complete
    LoZ: A Link to the Future by Woodsballer reviews
    The future is finally here. But some struggles never change. A traditional Legend of Zelda with a modern setting. Rated T for violence. COMPLETE
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,295 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
    Illusions That Confine Us by Ratty Darling reviews
    After his revenge, Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got married and are now living by the seaside. But not everything is what it seems. Will Sweeney Todd grow to love his new wife? Or will their relationship remain the same? Sweenett/Toddett X3
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,096 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
    Dear Mr Ganondorf by Vopi reviews
    The Evil King eagerly awaits his acceptance letter from the International League of Villians.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ganondorf - Complete
    The Queen of Decisions by Eternal Nocturne reviews
    Zelda is suddenly overthrown by a crazy woman who ALWAYS knows what decisions to make and does an AWESOME job at ruling a kingdom. Read on and discover the woman's tough choices on whether or not to eat lunch or do things like open doors! No pairings.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Zelda, Link - Complete
    First Impressions by vifetoile89 reviews
    Twilight Princess. When and how did Zelda and Midna first meet? How did Midna introduce herself, let alone win Zelda's trust? What sort of conversation would two exiled princesses share?
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Zelda, Midna - Complete
    Blood and Gold by Altum reviews
    An entity of untold power. A hero who lost everything. What started as a final, desperate attempt to save Hyrule may destroy it entirely.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Link, Zelda
    Dissociative Identity Disorder by Serpent Tailed Angel reviews
    Link finally lands a fatal blow on Vaati, but the Minish manages to transfer his very soul into Link before he can actually die. Now the hero must deal with the sorcerer causing havock in his body whenever he can.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Link, Vaati - Complete
    City In The Sky by Authenti reviews
    Well, Shad was going to find out sooner or later. Pity about the cannon trip, but how else do you propose one would get there? Contains an OC, not sure where it's going to go from there. Trying not to go down the Mary-Sue road.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Shad, Link
    GET FREAKY! by bleachUlquiGrimm reviews
    Link and Vaati have somehow switched bodies! What will they do? How will they return to normal? Read and find out! Note: the story may seem completely random at times but it all comes in handy yes. Please Enjoy!
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Link, Vaati
    Origins of a Pirate by evilquail reviews
    Jack Sparrow's life has always been full of surprises. Come in and see what really happened in the before time. pre COTBP. No romance, I promise!
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B.
    The Legend of Zelda: Fountain of Rebirth by Kelila reviews
    Hyrule is a prosperous country. Link has a good life in Hyrule Town. He'll be starting college soon, and a big plus: the princess considers him her best friend. But Link is uneasy, his dreams tell him the old Legends are true and life is about to change.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Link, Zelda
    Unsung Hero by xXxIcexXx reviews
    Link is sent too far into the past at the end of OoT, and must live through it all again.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
    Paper Title by Lenn.n.n reviews
    Zelda inquires as to the nature of the words 'Your Highness.' Impa, who harbors little love for the child under her care, just wants to go to bed.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Zelda, Impa - Complete
    Commom Knowledge Teamwork by bleachUlquiGrimm reviews
    Link has become a huge pain in the side for two villains Vaati and Dark Link. They need a new plan of how to destroy our green garbed hero, if commom knowledge allows them. K , no serious violence but there is some. No pairings. Enjor! R&R
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Dark Link, Vaati - Complete
    Flaming Feats and Candy Treats by Smash King24 reviews
    It's everyone's favorite time of year again: Halloween. And Falcon is in debt to ALOT of people. When he decides to take Lucas Trick or Treating, he secretly plots to sell the candy to Wario, the rich man. Unfortunately, everyone else wants in on his loot, and chaos most certainly ensues...
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Captain Falcon, Lucas - Complete
    Sweeney Todd finds Technology by Novacaine Child reviews
    Sweeney and Crew find themselves in an online chatroom. For humour's sake only, I know it's obviously not realistic. Rated T for sexiness! R&R!
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2009
    Your Money or Your Heart by Shadsie reviews
    TP. The price of a soul should never be cheap. The parades and feasts had stopped for Link long ago. The faded Hero pays a visit to his old friend, the successful merchant Malo. They talk about the things that they've sold their souls to.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Link - Complete
    Phantom Lovely by Scarlett Masquerade reviews
    Sweeney was not killed by Toby on that fateful night, but Nellie lies in ashes at the bottom of her oven. A mysterious voice revives her and gives her the chance for revenge on Todd as a ghost only he can see.
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
    Gone Fishing 2: How It Really Went Down by LittleBlueNayru reviews
    The sequel to Gone Fishing. A Random Humorous Oneshot! Yes, Link tries his hand at fishing another time, and the VOICE strikes again!
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Link - Complete
    The Pirate And His Cinderella by The Pirate Gypsy reviews
    When Jack Sparrow steals another's identity and goes to a ball, he meets Bridget, the Governor's daughter. The two take to each other but Bridget thinks Jack is someone else! What's he going to do and what secret is she keeping? JackOC
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 171,003 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
    Gone Fishing by LittleBlueNayru reviews
    What's a hero to do when he grows ravenously hungry in a much-hated dungeon? Takes place during TP.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
    The Tree by Contine reviews
    I'm dead. I'll always be dead.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Dark Link, Link - Complete
    Midna's Final Prank by FanimeScribbler reviews
    A parody of what happens after the ending of Twilight Princess; the REAL reason why Midna cracked the Twilight Mirror before leaving Hyrule.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,705 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009
    Hyrule High School by HimmelsDraculina reviews
    Zelda is a city slicking girl moving into a redneck town. With peanuts, bullets, horses, and cute ranchers...right now she just wants to survive high school. Rated T for the hell of it.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,531 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Zelda, Link
    Pirate Theater by Marzi reviews
    The characters have been brought together to preform classics of film and theater, generally against their will. A parody humor with a smidgen of romance overruled by a moderately evil narrator. This story will never get finished, apologies!
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,044 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007
    White Rose by OnexTwoxJump reviews
    After a vision, Alice decides to visit an old friend.
    Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Alice - Complete
    Visit to Ordon: A Lunchtime Story by vifetoile89 reviews
    Even a hero needs to eat. Link and Midna take a detour to visit his old stomping grounds.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
    The Nest of a Sparrow by Oceangoddess reviews
    This is a story about Jack's parents and his early childhood. It explains how they met and how Jack ended up living with his pirate family. READ IT! You know you want to. Rated just to be safe. Disclaimer: I don't own Teague or Jack
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 39,239 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Teague, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
    The Legend Timeline by legendofchris reviews
    Not really a fanfic, it is my view on the logical timeline of the Legend of Zelda games. Split timeline theory. Very detailed, covers pretty much everything there is to cover. R&R? Thanks to "YouTube's Ocarinahero10, couldn't have done it without ya!
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Link - Complete
    My Shinigami Eyes Tell Me by I.M. Kingfisher reviews
    In which Misa misunderstands everything. L/Light.
    Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
    The Journal by DangerGirl7283 reviews
    The barber and the baker...yes we all know the story. But...if everyone died at the end of the movie, then who was there to pass on the tale? Please R&R!
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sweeney T.
    The Worst Bras in London by thisRANDOMperson reviews
    Parody. Ms. Lovett doesn't sell pies, but you can probably guess what she DOES sell. Rating is due to fidgety munchkins who think bras are gross (get over yourself). R&R.
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
    Our Life, You and I by Motorchickensmile reviews
    The Judge is dead. The Beadle is dead. And everyone thought Benjamin Barker was dead. My first fic. Takes place as if Lucy Barker really did succeed in killing herself with arsenic. Sweenett. Rated for language and violence.
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 265,088 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
    If you only knew by Roselize reviews
    Day by day, Mrs Lovett is dying.
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Eleanor L. - Complete
    You'll Do Alright by Foureyed-Pufferfish reviews
    A short scene before Link enters the twilight realm to fight Zant. LinkXMidna. One shot.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
    Monster by elisheva reviews
    A short fic in Mrs. Lovett's point of view. General blabber
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
    The Advice Collumn by SamanthaSavvy reviews
    Spill your 'eart to ol' Mrs. Lovett. She can 'elp. If there's any'fing ya need, darling, any'fing at all, just tell me. Mrs. Lovett is 'ere t' 'elp.
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Eleanor L.
    Apathy by Kumomi reviews
    Benjamin Barker and Sweeney Todd are two very different people with two very different stories. But, they ARE the same guy, physically speaking, right? I don't own Sweeny Todd. Please review!
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Benjamin B., Sweeney T. - Complete
    Sweeney Todd No Toby by SavageAndWaffles reviews
    What happens if Ms. Lovett didn't grow that fondness for Toby, and let Sweeney Todd deal with him? Read to find out. First fic. R&R!
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,496 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sweeney T.
    Broken Future, Forgotten Past by nocoldwater reviews
    Jack Sparrow once lived in London, when he is called back to the city of his youth, he finds himself in all to familiar territory. Surrounded by once familiar things, he is soon haunted by a troubled past he sailed away from so long ago...
    Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Sweeney T.
    Beetlejuice, Butterflies and Bones by Xx starlight-moon xX reviews
    Viola van Dort encounters some difficulty exorcising her baby brother. A loving parody pastiche of all things Tim Burton, featuring appearances from Mrs Lovett and Beetlejuice, and written purely for fun. Reviews would be welcome, but no flames please!
    Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
    JACK SKELLINGTON: The Owners Manual and Guide by iBroken reviews
    Bought a JACK SKELLINGTON? Don't know how to use it? Just read this manual, silly!
    Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
    Enter the Newcomers! by Fellest reviews
    The story of what everyone thought about the new comers... That is, I'm mainly talking about Samus's, Link's, Pit's and Marth's view on the situation. Because their the funniest ones. Be warned, there are OC'sss! But their fun, I promise! I do commission
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008
    Staring Contest by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
    Mario and the King of Hyrule have a pathetically epic staring contest.
    Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Mario - Complete
    Healing a heart by linalove reviews
    This takes place after the night Sweeney kills Mrs. Lovett.But in this Story Sweeney is alive and decides to rent the pie shop below his barber shop.What happens when an innocent young woman arrives to rent the pie shop?Read to find out.Sweeney/OC. COMPLETE!
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 115,411 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Sweeney T. - Complete
    Together by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
    Even a decade after the inferno in the bake house, Mrs. Lovett can’t forget about Sweeney Todd. One night, she gets a very unexpected visit from the demon barber himself.
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
    Strange Meetings: Edward and Sweeney by Scaramouche Khashoggi reviews
    Edward is alone one night working on his ice sculpture, or is he? A ghost from the distant past comes and tries to strike up conversation.
    Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
    Little Lessons by Spitfire47 reviews
    “Can I learn?” Toby said innocently. Read and Review!
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Tobias R., Sweeney T. - Complete
    Horsemen of the Appocalypse by The Great Deity reviews
    NOTHING SERIOUS! Link get's hunted down by annoyances. Character hate Galore! Flames Ahoy! Link finally let's loose. Oh and a note that there is a meld Between TP OoT WW OoS and OoA so don't get confused.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Link
    Wolfhide by Shadsie reviews
    The small farming community of Ordon Village was never friendly to large predators. There are drawbacks to being a sacred beast...
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Wolf Link, Rusl - Complete
    The Contract by Takara Solverne reviews
    Post-OoT/Pre-MC crossover. Vaati offers to help rebuild Hyrule if Zelda will accept him as her King…and into her bed. Vaati appears to have reformed, but can Zelda trust him? Vaati/Zelda
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,754 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Vaati, Zelda
    Wind Lover by ElysianFire reviews
    30,000 years have passed since Vaati was sealed in the Four Sword, and now he has escaped. But much has changed; the Hyrule he knew no longer exists, and the descendants of the Royal Family have long been lost. He begins a search to find Zelda VaatixOC
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,102 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Vaati
    Game Over by Dattebayo Girl reviews
    Link kept on bugging her, so she changed him back into human... In front of -other- humans... Twilight Princess Crack Fic, rated for my language at the end.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
    Link and Midna Come Alive Literally! by Midna3452 reviews
    Link and Midna are somehow transported into the strange and mysterious world of Washington State! Please R&R! Major ending TP spoilers! LinkXMidna COMPLETE!
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,511 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Link, Midna - Complete
    Buzz Off! by Wellwitted reviews
    We all get annoyed with flies and their constant buzzing, right? Well, so does Sweeney Todd, as you will find out in this story of flies in the wrong place. Warning to fly lovers: they do die. So there.
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
    Linebeck's Agreement by Harmony283 reviews
    Vaati dropped his hands from his mouth once more and smirked in a strange—almost...almost evil, but not…not quite there yet—way before saying, “I guess you could say a little birdy told me.” LxL Chapter 20 UP! ON HIATUS until further 'notice'
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,777 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Link, Linebeck
    Majora's Wrath by HylianxSage reviews
    Majora breaks free from her seal, and seeks revenge on the goddesses. With 3 evils loose, Link and Zelda in hiding, and the Sages dead, the new Sages are sent to Earth for their protection until they can bear the duty of Sages. Full summary inside. LinkOC
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Link, Vaati
    Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
    Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
    Ojos carmesí by Lady Akhisane reviews
    Oneshot. Las verdaderas razones de Vaati. ¡Por fin escribo sobre este villano! Mi visión puede parecer distinta a la contada en el videojuego.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - Spanish - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Vaati - Complete
    Never After by riversrunthroughme reviews
    I wouldn't turn my back on my shadow at any time...and since your shadow seems so keen on rarely being empty, I certainly wouldn't if I were you, Hero. [post Twilight Princess] [cuz a busted mirror is so totally not going to stop anything, silly Midna]
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,556 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sheik, Dark Link
    Jack Sparrow's Garden Tea Party by Wellwitted reviews
    In AWE, whilst in the Lockers, Captain Jack mentioned a certain tea party. This is that certain tea party, and it's so weird, it's in poetic form. Sorry for that.
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
    This One Time On Fleet Street by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
    I wrote this months ago and finally decided to post it! This is a totally random cross between Sweeney Todd, Charlie the Unicorn, Harry Potter, and Thumb Wars. Yeah...I know...
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
    Five Years by roberre reviews
    Five years by the crack of the whip, the rattle of the chain, and the screams of the men affected by both. This is a road less travelled, a path less taken. A crossroads and a turning point. Between Barker and someone else.
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
    Jack Sparrow Santa's Obnoxious Little Helper by Wellwitted reviews
    Jack Sparrow gets abducted by a man he doesn't like very much at all... Santa Claus! Differences of opinion and view will have to be either put aside or battled out in this story of misunderstanding.
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
    Epiphany to Office Interns by myloveimfaithfullyyours reviews
    Inspired by Epiphany of Student Drivers, a story you must read. I really should write a epiphany for fanfiction writers. Epiphany to office interns about a boss who loses it. Rated T for mild language. Review please! thank you!
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
    Vaati by Sabet reviews
    Everyone knows the story about Vaati and his master, Ezlo. But really, a story that personal should only be told by Ezlo. One-shot.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Vaati - Complete
    Like A Memory Long Since Past by alexa autopsy reviews
    The Nightmare Before Christmas has alot of secret messages, here is one of them.
    Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008
    What Happened To Toby by Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess reviews
    Warning: Extremly random series of one-shots lie inside. Toby haters welcome. No flames pur-lease!
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2008
    Twinkies and too much coffee! by friska-freak reviews
    This was meant as an april fool's joke for my friends see AN inside but I found it so funny I decided to upload it as my second fanfiction. I warn you though, this may get a bit random and its pretty short. Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN SWEENEY TODD!
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
    It Stung a Little, But Not For Long by BeBopALula reviews
    A suicidal young man visits Sweeney Todd's barber shop.
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
    The Weekly Hyrule News by BatNeko reviews
    What would you do if suddenly all the old stories and legends started walking the streets at night? Well, here's hoping you have friends as good as Link's. Complete!
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,498 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
    It Came From Locker 2569 by Kelsenellenelvial Gil-Ravadry reviews
    Everyone has skeletons in their closet...but you know the saying, if you have one, then you'd best teach it to dance. But what if this paticular skeleton came from a locker, and not a closet? What happens then?
    Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/4/2007
    Ode to The Pupkin King by Sharmain reviews
    A Poem To Honor The Pumpkin King
    Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Jack S. - Complete
    Future Shock by SOLmaster reviews
    After getting fired from the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob accidentaly gets teleported to the future and sees that the future is not as he expected and must face his most dangerous enemy of all time. R&R complete
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,868 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - SpongeBob - Complete
    A Lingering Wish by Blue-sama reviews
    All he ever wanted was a friend. [Skull Kid centric oneshot]
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Skull Kid - Complete
    A New Girl in Town by Musically reviews
    Victoria, a teenaged girl living in a world of commercialized Christmas, is not thrilled about the upcoming holiday. Will her opinions change when she's thrust into Halloween Town? Wow, that was a bad summary. My first fic, reviews wanted.
    Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,136 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
    One Depp Too Far For Mr Wonka by Daemon faerie queen reviews
    Tim Burton based. What happens when Mr Wonka's interdimensional machine goes wrong and brings back his alternate selves? Join Captain Jack, Ichabod Crane and more for a wacky adventure! Beware of spoilers for other Depp movies.
    Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,614 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
    Insanity in the Town of Halloween by Morrigan Anne Aensland reviews
    Yeah, I'm not too good with summaries. Basically, It's just a short story. A very insane short story. What would happen... if Jack went insane?
    Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/20/2006
    The Wind Bride by SugarMech reviews
    Vaati finally has everything he ever wanted, but still isn't happy. With Link cursed, Princess Zelda hasn't got much going for her. She has no choice but to attempt to show Vaati the light of love before Hyrule is swallowed by his evil heart completely.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,177 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005
    I Am The Pumpkin King by Amp reviews
    I've always wondered what Jack was like before he became undead. So, here's a story about his rise, or descent, whichever way you look at it, to Pumpkin King. Recently edited. Hope everyone's had fun! R&R!
    Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,267 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/17/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002
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    Landscape reviews
    Lorule is falling apart and Hilda's options are few and limited. With no other solutions available, she takes on the challenge of releasing one of Hyrule's most feared villains and is tangled up in a power struggle with the megalomaniac Sorcerer of Winds. Will Hilda be able to pull her kingdom back together or has she doomed them all by accepting Vaati's negotiation?
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/2 - Vaati, Princess Hilda
    Nothing and Everything reviews
    An oneshot based around the steampunk AU Lorax. Greed-ler's experiences after waking up from sleep mode multiple times.
    Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/9/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
    The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Secrets reviews
    Tovs knew something was happening to him. He had flashes of things that never happened; he went missing for three days on Death mountain. Sometimes he felt like someone was calling him when no one was around. But now he knew something was very, very wrong
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,952 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - OC
    Where's Wheatley? reviews
    Chell managed to pull in her new human friend. Unfortunately, GLaDOS isn't feeling particularly kind. AU oneshot
    Portal - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
    Time MachineTM reviews
    Crack-fic. During an average night, Jane, Midna, and Serenity encounter Minish Vaati-whom Sere had brought back with the Time Machine TM in a big conspiracy. Jane and Midna try to protect the young Minish, but, what will happen as they mess with time?
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,362 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010
    More Than A Wand reviews
    Back to an Oneshot The Wind Waker reflects on his imprisonment.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
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