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Hi, I'm Liz

I created an account because i have read so many stories and wanted to review them, i haven't written any stories yet, as i have very little time. I hope to write some in the future.

I hope to read more of the work out there, and hope that when i start writing that people will read mine and like it.

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Liz
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10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

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Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives in hell with her widower father, Charlie. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's horrific life, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3197 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Coming Down From the Clouds by Col. Rage-Shadow Dragon Leader reviews
Bella moves on her own on Charlie telling her to move on. She soon learns that someone from her past is caring for her in her small apartment for a month. HEA insured! T - mentions of self harm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
The Letters Of A Soldier by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
I have all your letters in a box under our bed, all still in the envelopes. I read them every night, before I go to sleep. And I pray you are safe, and that you will come back to me…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,523 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Tuesday Next by bmango reviews
This is a little series of scenes written from pictures that tuesdaymidnight has sent me. Basically PWP. All JxE. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,490 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9468 - Favs: 8,248 - Follows: 6,161 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crashing Head On by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Tempers flare and personalities clash as Bella cares for an injured Emmett, but does that hate translate into love? AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,916 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Welcome Home by FrogQueenLaurel reviews
No longer a O/S. Jasper is finally home with his family...Bella, Emmett and baby Jackson. Rated 'M' for slashy, lemony welcome home! POLY Em/B/JASPER
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,883 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Consent to Release by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Emmett is a software programmer and Bella's a cop- how do things switch up when they're in the bedroom? Lessons and sexing and hot lovin' oh my! AH/AU/OOC/BDSM. Now being continued as a full story. Geek/Dommett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,708 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Experiment by SC Mom reviews
D.I.L.F. Contest Entry: Alice and Bella are best friends. Jasper is Alice's hot dad who Bella has been lusting over since high school. Now that Bella is all grown up and newly divorced, Alice thinks it's time for a little experiment. Rated M for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,444 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Tonight's Entertainment by grrlinterrupted reviews
"You mean a man – no man – has ever made you come?" Bella Swan needs help, and she gets it from Washington State's sexiest visiting Texan, Jasper. AH, a little OOC, somewhat PWP, but hell - it *was* an entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Exes and Ohs by Brain in the Gutter reviews
When social worker, Bella Swan takes a possible abuse call, the last thing she expected to see is the hunky doctor whom she's been secretly panting over to be the one to answer the door. Expanded from one shot Milk and Cookies. ExB AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,170 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The One Time Emmett Was Right by bmango reviews
Edward had always resisted Emmett's attempts at setting him up, with good reason. While camping for Em's bachelor party, does Edward wish he had given in one last time? FGB Eclipse O/S for SorceressCirce and silvertwi. ExJas, slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Something New by mskathy reviews
Bella surprises Jasper, after a business trip, with a little something new in the bedroom. A submission for the Twi-Girl Revolution Under Her Thumb Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
At Last by FrogQueenLaurel reviews
OOC She hears the song she wants to dedicate to her future mate. He asks her to dance. It's an instant connection for Emmett and Bella. A sweet story. NO ANGST! Some drama. Rated 'M' for LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 125,619 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Little Sister No More by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Jasper has always seen her as his little sister. How can Alice convince him she's all grown up? AH/AU. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,559 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 1 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella Swan is a six year old little girl living with her abusive father. When the new student teacher, Miss Hale arrives, how will Bella's life change? Rated M for child abuse, dark. Part 1 of a series. Based on true events.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,901 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Guarding the pool by Sendmeonmyway reviews
Bella gets sent to New Hampshire for the summer to prove she is ready to go to college there. She is to work at the local pool as a lifeguard with her moms college roommate and her kids, who ensure Bella's summer is anything but ordinary. All Human. E X B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,513 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Indigo Skies by The Only Pancake reviews
Jasper left Bella, and she needed Jacob for stability. She finds peace in him, but when Jasper comes back, she questions everything she has grown know. Cullen/Werewolf drama will ensue. My JxB version of New Moon and Eclipse. Sequel to Darkest Before Dawn
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,165 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Another Chance by JanJiz reviews
Bella's a vampire who moves to Forks and meets the Cullen vampires with the exception of one who is a human. She wants to start a new life after years in the Volturi Guard. Her life makes a turning point when her past catches up with her. Original! Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,758 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amor Fati: Will to Power by JanJiz reviews
I finally have a title! Sequel to 'Another Chance' ***Bella and Edward try to continue on with their lives, now that they must stay with the Volturi.***
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,379 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finally Found Love by Zaytyll reviews
After moving home to be closer to her family, Bella meets and falls for sexy Doctor Daddy Edward. Lemons. Entry for Ninapolitan's DILF Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 116 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blowin' on the Stethoscope by carolinainthesky reviews
My entry for the Parkaward Contest! When Bella misses out on her first opportunity to 'study' the uncircumcised, Edward makes her an offer she can't refuse. E/B, Lemons, AU, AH. ***Winner of the Parkaward Contest!***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One More Shot by kirmit reviews
They thought their relationship started with a one night stand, but the more they learn the more the past is revieled. When it shows that Fate may be involved, will Alice and Jasper give it One More Shot? AH/AU RATED M FOR A REASON collab w/Calin Durus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 285,884 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Caught Looking by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella embarks on a Halloween she will never forget. My entry for the Tattward & Inkella Contest. Rated M for graphic language and scenes of a sexual nature. EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strip Search by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Challenge the law, and there will be consequences. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
It's About Time by perihelion reviews
Bella can't deny her best friend, Edward, anything. But when he asks her to pretend to be his girlfriend for his family's visit, she finds herself in the midst of a battle between her head and her heart. For the Pretend Date Contest. AH/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,664 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Forgotten by courthale reviews
SEQUEL TO TEACHING ME TEACHING YOU! Read that first! Bella and Edward's story continues as the break up that left them both devastated years ago is trying to be mended. Bella is now a student at NYU and runs into the love of her life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,017 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Target Protection by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella is a prostitute. snatched from streets by cops. what will happen. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE, SORRY I SUCK AT THIS! For Oriana De La Rose
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
A Students Love, A Teachers Torture by BeatrizCrespo reviews
Edward is the new teacher at Forks High, Emmett is Bella's brother. What happens when a teacher falls in love with the cops daughter, his freinds sister, and his best student? AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 78,210 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Darkest Before Dawn by The Only Pancake reviews
What if Edward was Alice's mate? What if Bella had fallen in love with Jasper and when she first came to Forks? That's what this story is about! In short, it's the JxB version of Twilight. Goes into the start of New Moon. Dialogue centric, saftey rating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 41,761 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Life Gets in the Way: For My Valentine Contest by mskathy reviews
Edward and Bella have been married a few years, Ren is 18 months old. Edward decides it is time for a reminder to Bella of how much he loves and cherishes her. Squishy Oneshot for manyafandom and isabel0329's For My Valentine Contest. Lemons, B/E AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella by PhoenixAtBreakingDawn reviews
Bella moves back to Forks with her father, after something tragic happened 2 years ago that she can't seem to escape. But she finds it in Forks, what will she do? Cannon parings A/J R/E B/E after a while
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,680 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete