Author has written 8 stories for Vocaloid, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.
DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH I haven't been able to look at the ceiling at night since.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia (Well...better post this. I got it from Ruby-san)
HEY GUYS!!! Magier is here! So anyways, I want to introduce myself to you guys so I have 25 random things to share with you guys but of course, all of these are TRUE!!!:
1. I'm an anime lover.
2. I like sweets,chili things or sour things.
3. I happen to remember my childhood memories since Grade 6.
4. I didn't have any good friends since Grade 1.
5. I admit that I'm a freakin' NATURE LOVER.
6. I like making friends with other people.
7. I like declaring WAR on other people. (Not necessarily)
8. If there are some people who are not worthy to become my friend,then let's end this with a war. :))
9. I am sometimes absent-minded,clueless, dense and at the same time, stupid :))))))))) (It depends)
10. My friends say that I have a good voice.
11. They say I (kinda) sounded like Len Kagamine --> (Umm...somehow, they can recognize it a little but I didn't say I sound like him.)
12. I hate seeing my friends give up.
13. I have cousins from ENGLAND.
14. Ideas make me start a fanfic.
15. If anyone dares to sit in Busby's chair,go ahead...I guess I'll see you in hell. =3=
16. I would love to COSPLAY with my friends in different places.
17. I'm NOT MEAN TO YOU unless you really want to see me angry.
18. I call my friends by their different characters they portray.
19. I love HISTORY now.
20. I'm glad to read and review your stories as much as possible.
*Here are other things that I love:
- Shakespearean Novels/Plays
- Count of Monte Cristo
- Dante's Inferno (I haven't read it yet so...)
- Sherlock Holmes (SUPER)
- Books that I find interesting
- Arts or Paintings (Da Vinci, Michaelangelo...etc.)
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ THIS OR FIND THIS ANNOYING, YOU HAVE FOUR OPTIONS:
1st OPTION: Respect our profile. :)) --> Seriously, everyone respects everyone, nee? XD
2nd OPTION: Go sit in BUSBY'S CHAIR and if you really dared to, I'm sure we'll see each other in HELL. (I was there ago.)
3rd OPTION: Become ONE with RUSSIA. Seriously, if you did...LET'S USE THE NAME: "COLD WAR number 2!!!"
4th OPTION: We'll lock you in the closet with Belarus.
Now, which of these are much more appreciative to ya? One? Two? or Three? XD Good luck with it.
*I wish Philippines would be introduced to the Hetalia World :D *sighs*
Oh well, that's how I look at myself and the people around me. So, bear with it if you can XD
If you want to contact me or Vampir here, just send us a message and we'll reply ASAP. Thanks OwO'''
Yo, everyone!XD Vampir speakin'! Me and Magier share this account 'cause we're AWESOME. Got it? Good.X3 Weeeeell, to start off, Magier's England and I'm Prussia so you could call us with either of those names!
Now, for my intro: First of all, I like eating, sleeping, fighting, and invading my friends' vitals. I am VERY addicted to anime and everything to do with it. I'll sing, write, and draw whenever I like to (and there's no stopping me). When I'm not in the mood, I can get very pissed, which results to you getting beaten up. I like to cram (but I do requests on time, 'cause I know there's something in return) and start things that I never get to finish.
I'm much of a loner in school and I pick my friends. If you're not that awesome, fuck off. I'm at the top of my classes though, they don't seem to like me getting the glory. I'm kind, they say, and once you get to know me, you'll be sure to laugh your ass off everyday. I can change personalities when burdened with sooo much work but I don't mind the leading and planning.
I think Filipino's are an AWESOME race so stop criticizing us.
You can talk to me about anything and I'll surely add puns to what you say.
If you bitch around my friends and make them "cry" (not really; close to), consider yourself an ex-nation.
Anything related to Prussia, Nazis, and Teutonic Knights can send me fangirling, like it or not.
I like gore, goth, and anything weird (I guess that's why nobody can take that I'm sooo intelligent-- *gets shot*). Vocaloid and Sound Horizon can give me those things that's why they effing ROCK!
I'll give you virus sites to piss you off.
IRONICALLY, if you need advices, I'll give you a lot and actually help you out.
I DON'T like being "girly" 'cause I'm allergic to sluts.
I've dissected a frog so watch out.
I've also mentally committed suicide by joining TONS of quiz bees (Algebra, Science, Computer, Speech, etc.). So again, WATCH OUT.
I am SADOMASOCHISTIC because of all the goddamned things that happened in my goddamned life.=_=" That's also why my OTP is Snow Rabbit (Russia X Prussia).
I believe in the supernatural as a way of escaping the effing reality I live in. (Demon X Vampire, anyone?)
If you've heard of Sucker Punch, Inception, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant, Grown Ups, Waterboy, Austin Powers, Deuce Bigalo, Master of Disguise, Hot Chick, Click, School of Rock, Blades of Glory, Epic Movie, Scary Movie, or Case 39, we'll get along SOOO TOTALLY WELL!!!XD
This (for me, Vampir [Magier's innocent, OK?]):
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN alot so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
And... I think that's about it. XD
Oh, and also, just by reading ONE word in my intro means you have just been INVADED by the AWESOME ME!!!>:) Auf!
Now, for the list of OC's!:)):
For APH (we've made our fics "supernatural" so if you don't want, don't read):
1. Sachiko Hanazaki [mage] X Arthur Kirkland [wizard]
2. Henrietta Beilschmidt [vampire] X Gilbert Beilschmidt [vampire]
3. Amore Silenciux [demon] X Ivan Braginsky [demon]
4. Adorea Espinola ["black" psychic] X Eduard Von Bock ["white" psychic]
5. NS9-A09 [android] X Matthew Williams [fallen angel]
6. Katy Miller [fire "starter"] X Alfred F. Jones [fallen angel]
7. Maia Anafuti [goblin] X Norway [goblin]
8. Minako Takahashi [living corpse] X Kiku Honda [grim reaper]
9. Scarlet Funafuti [werewolf] X Berwald Oxenstierna [werewolf]
10. Shiori Matsuyama [vampire] X Ludwig [vampire]
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