Author has written 38 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, South Park, Great Expectations, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Danny Phantom, Homestuck, and Sons of Anarchy.
Name: My username was previously Hayze-chan, but I had to change it for undisclosed reasons. I go by many names and change a lot. Currently Skillet. Thank you, Elspeth.
Eye color: Changes frequently. Usually some shade of blue or grey.
Role Model: Ze Mole, North Italy, and Prussia
Quote: "I fucking hate beige. It just makes me wanna punch someone in the face!"
Style: Yes please. :)
Favorite South Park pairings: Kyman, Style, K2, Creek, Bunny, Dip, 'Tophelovski, Christophe/Gregory, Stenny, Christophe/Kenny, Kenny/Craig, Stan/Henrietta, and things like that.
Favorite APH pairings: Romano/France, Italy/Japan, GerIta, US/UK, Spain/Romano, Itacest, Germancest, PoLiet, France/Canada, Canada/Prussia, Germancest, Prussia/Austria, Prussia/Hungary, Poland/Hungary, etc.
Songs that inspire my writing: Check Yes Juliet, Don't Jump, Who Knew?, Love is Dead, Mercenaries, The Mercenary, Move Along, Anything from My Chemical Romance and Green Day, Down With the Sickness, French music, songs by t.A.T.u., and things like that. Also Romano's Delicious Tomato Song~!!
Favorite class: English. I can write there. And you'd best believe that at least one of my creative writing projects will involve Hetalia and end up here.
Native language: English
A little about myself: I first found this site when looking for stories about Hitachiincest. (Ouran High School Host Club) I read many stories and broadened my horizons, eventually writing a Honey story of my own, which I am having HUGE writer's block on, but will finish (though it may take a few years). Now I write everything out on my computer and make sure I can finish the story before posting it, which is why I've been so dormant save a few oneshots. I've been working up a masterpiece, maybe the best thing I've ever written. It's about Ze Mole and it DOES have an OC. Don't be mad. I'm just sick of all the stories not really revolving around him, though he is in quite a few which makes me happy. :D Anyways, I started reading Style and got hooked on South Park fics, once again broadening my horizons. I like romance stories. My favorites are betwixt people who are supposed to hate each other, like Kyle and Cartman, Gregory and Stan, or Pip and Christophe (one's British and one's French). Those are the best. I like 'em angsty, gives it a good plot, but if they don't have happy endings I get very depressed. VERY. And they can't be TOO angsty, or I'll have to read thousands of fluffs before I'm okay again. I LOVE to write.
I am a mercenary. In the UN's rules of war it states that a mercenary is anyone that participates in an armed conflict between two parties primarily for monetary gain. I was paid to intervene in an armed fight. Therefore, I am a mercenary. I "help pelple" (not in a dirty way) for money. I emulate Ze Mole in that I am a mercenary, I dig, I have a shovel, I express distaste for God sometimes, and I swear like a French trucker. :)
I'm also a LOT like North Italy, in that I don't fight if I don't have to and only run fast when I'm running in terror. I love looking on the bright side and can switch from happy to tears to happy in the blink of an eye. I'm manipulative and smarter than I act. I LOVE LOVE LOVE pasta. I'm like Romano in that I swear a lot and at least act tough, even when I'm really not. Sometimes I depend on my friends to save me a little too much, but when it comes down to it I can handle myself. I don't mind England's cooking, because tea and scones are good. Not as good as pasta, of course, but what is?
I am paranoid and drink a lot of coffee, and I FULLY believe in the Underpants Gnomes. Those bastards better gimme back my boxers! I use my middle finger more than most people. I am a mercenary. I have a big nose. I like cheesy poofs. I've died fifty-seven times. I have a Super Best Friend. I am paranoid about government conspiracies and rant about them often, which results in people giving me funny looks at my off-the-wall worries and me screaming, "GAH!" or "TOO MUCH PRESSURE!" I am in La Resistance. I can find an innuendo in anything. I hate the Jonas Brothers. I am proud to say I've never watched Grey's Anatomy. I suck at Guitar Hero. I lie a lot and very well. All of this, however, is 100 true, though some in a figurative sense. (the dying is the only one in the figurative sense, the rest is completely true)
I'm very loyal if you give me reason to be. I'm quiet until I know I can fully trust you, then watch out. I try to see the good in everyone. I think the wrong side won the French and Indian War and that the American Revolution should have never happened. Hitler should have been drowned at birth in a very Spartan way. I'm bi, and damn proud of it, no matter what you say. I'm a stickler for good spelling. I think I'm awesome AND I am totally a hero. I love tea and scones. I think tomatoes are God's gift to the world. I can't stand to miss siesta. I have regularly scheduled naps I take throughout the day. I'm lazy and proud of it. I'm happy and hyper a lot of the time, but not at home. I have an abusive stepdad. I use ~'s a bit too much. I swear a lot and can't help but hit people. I bite off more than I can chew a lot. I have no regard for authority. Sometmes I think exclamation marks are going to go extinct if I use them one more time! Damn, they're gone now! ... I guess not. I like to goof around a lot. Italia FTW~!
I lose a lot of important documents when my stepdad takes my computer.
My boyfriend is the most important person in my life and without him I would be nothing. I love him so damn much and we both love cliche romance crap.
I like cereal.
Anything else, just ask, and please tell me if you like my work. :)
Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.
2. North Italy
3. South Italy
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
No… But now I feel compelled to write England/Belarus… Would that be too creepy?
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Pfft. Yeah! Who wouldn’t? I mean, yeah, he’s wimpy, but somehow he’s tough too~! And he doesn’t take other people’s shit, unlike his brother… And he had the MAFIA.
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Then Gilbert better stay the fuck away (especially if he’s the father) because he’ll annoy her and get a faceful of frying pan.
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Uhh… There was this one that… No… Um… Crap. Every good story I read about Poland ends up being about someone else. But I did read this awesome Poland-centric doujinshi on DA called ‘1939’.
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Austria and North Italy… Well, I’ve read one with Austria and South Italy that was good… I guess he and North Italy could make a funny pairing, if not a good one. I should write that…
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Definitely America/Russia. Which is to say 4/8. It’s one of my OTP’s, so America/Poland is kinda… No.
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
So, lemme get this straight: Austria discovers South Italy and Russia in a secret relationship? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me… Ok, I think Austria would be kinda ‘wtf’ but he wouldn’t show it, but I have no idea what kind of relationship that could be…
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
North Italy and Hungary, eh? I’ll give it a shot:
After living together in Austria’s house for so long, the two had somehow reached a special bond. Italy smiled as he played with Hungary’s hair. “Te amo…”
Ok, that was crap… But I’mma prolly end up doing it.
9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Yes. I’ve definitely seen America/Belarus fluff, of the friendly and romantic ilk.
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Prussia/England? I’ll give it a shot:
Taking the Place of a Colony
Iunno… Maybe Prussia’s comforting England after America left? That’s the best I can do…
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
South Italy/Latvia… Okay…
Somehow, even though Romano is brash and violent and kind of scary, he is the one who Latvia shakes around the least, and the other countries are determined to find out why.
Dammit… Now I have to write that…
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Pretty sure yest to both. Austria/Hungary and Poland/Liet.
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
‘One of the Boys’ by Katy Perry. I’ve actually been thinking of doing it, too.
14. if you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Uh… Warning: Swearing, Itacest, and Hungary’s camera.
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
shrugs Same pickup line he’d use on everyone. “Would you like to become one with Mother Russia?”
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Belarus and Russia. Okay. Finished! It’s called Torture Games and the title is misleading! .
17) What would happen if seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Austria walked in on North Italy and Sealand having sex… Well, I’m sure he’d either ignore them or tell Sealand’s parents… which would not. Be. Pretty. Though all he’d really prolly do is shut the door quietly and go play piano so he couldn’t hear it anymore. XD
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower one?
America is de-flowering Prussia? But Prussia’s so much older; wouldn’t he have already gotten some?
Okay… America travels back in time and meets a younger Prussia, who is a virgin, and since he was harbouring secret feelings for the present-day Prussia and Prussia suggested jokingly they do it, America agrees. What has he gotten himself into?
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Yup. Who doesn’t?
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
No offense to his masculinity, but I don’t think anyone could picture Romano with a girl… Aside from flirting…
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Uh… I don’t think so… Then again, I don’t really pay attention that well… Sometimes I’m more oblivious than Spain. :/
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Uh… No. America/England, yes. I wouldn’t put poor Ita-chan in there, though.
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Well, it’s not super-secret, but she LOVES yaoi.
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Haha… shag. XD
… Uh, getting to the point: I really don’t think so. Unless Latvia is a really, y’know, confident drunk… The alcohol would have to completely swing his personality.
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
I think Austria, ‘cos Romano’d be too embarrassed.
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
Prussia and Poland are in a happy relationship until Poland suddenly runs off with America. Prussia, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Latvia and a brief unhappy affair with Sealand, then follows the wise advice of England and finds true love with North Italy.”
Ugh… This is soooooo crack… I’d probably end up calling it Hell-talia: Tales from the Crack
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I’d be kinda scared and also kinda disappointed, but also happy for them. In a fucked-up kinda way.
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