Author has written 5 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Anime X-overs, Harry Potter, and Naruto.
This is my little profile thingy. I LOVE Final Destination fan fictions! Especially Ian and Erin ones. They are the best couple ever and I am totally envious of Erin because I would kill to have someone like Ian in my life. I also love Harry Potter! Harry is awesome but I'm in love with Draco. and Luna is my fave. I don't care who says what, she is just awesome! And I am a loyal follower of Degrassi fanfics! Especiallly Adam ones. If you see a good one, let me know, please!!!
Anyways thankies for looking at my little profile. it's nothing special so far, but it's gonna get there.
Im... funny, somewhat smart, violent not killing violent, like w.e. violent Umm... I tend to get angry easily so I guess its not great to be around me if u are one of these things :
1.) a slut
Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say:It's because you're gay isn't it?
Calling me FAKE wont make you REAL
Be optimistic; everyone you hate will die eventually.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
People say i'm a confusing person.
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1. YOUR REAL NAME: Sarah Emmetts
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"When I was born I was black,"
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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
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Fiction is the truth inside the lie. - Stephen King
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"Whoa, I mean, sure. Hey, maybe Howard won't kill us if we ask this time. Gee, good luck getting up to the professor's table, David, I won't be joining you, but I'll be sending flowers to your grave." - Wes
"This isn't the first time we've tried to get someone into Windsor."
"Or the second,"
"Or sixth." - Blaine, David, Wes.
"Unusual sleeping habits? Food allergies? Odd hobbies? Tendencies to destroy property? Uproot magnolias out of compulsion? Walk backwards? Release lab animals? Recite the entire Summa Theologica? In Latin?" - Mr. Howard
"It was more exciting here." - Wes.
"Curfew is ten on weekdays, eleven on weekends, Until then, you can run around doing basically whatever you like. But if you don't make it, you'll get locked out."
"Which is why it's useful to have us as friends, because we can get you back inside and Howard would be none the wiser!"
"We can unlock any door, any window, on campus. Both literally and figuratively." - Evan and Ethan
"Dwight! I told you a million times to stop lurking in the shelves." - Blaine
"He's moving into Windsor, right? Shouldn't you consult me first before all this? What if there's something malignant in one of the empty rooms? Do you remember that time Reed went into one of the closets in an empty room and he came running out screaming?"
"One, Reed has the tendency to go extremely over the top with everything as he is terribly danger-prone, and Two, Reed didn't go into a closet—he went into one of the bathrooms to get some cleaning supplies left there, tripped and the shower curtain collapsed on him. Of course he would run out screaming."
"I'm still convinced it was a poltergeist," - Dwight and Blaine
"Guys! Guys! It's Alice! It's Alice singing in there!
"I thought you said it was a guy? Who the heck is Alice?" Ethan and a random Warbler
"We have something to show you,"
"And we're almost absolutely positive you'll like it,"
"I'm unarmed with nerf guns, just so you know," - Ethan, Evan and Kurt
"Sure we had to break into your in-school locker to take them, but we promise we didn't touch anything else."
"You're ruining the mood, and We also didn't notice that you have a photo of Blaine and a mini-collage of 'courage'. Is it some kind of code, by the way?" Ethan and Evan
"I'm Kurt. And this is Dalton Academy.
And I think…that I'm currently being kidnapped.
...I totally didn't see that coming."
"All right, who gave Reed a soda can? I told you people, just give him a juice box or something where he can't hurt himself!" - Blaine
"Yeah, I saw how you dress and I knew you two might get along. Just…try to steer him away from anything sharp, pointy, or otherwise dangerous to most infants. He's… little danger-prone." - Blaine (about Reed)
"Wha—Jennifer's—dude, you have got to lay off all that rock salt," -Wes
"I have to live with you two, how crazy can she be?"
"But true," - Kurt, Ethan and Evan
"…what in the name of Marc Jacobs just happened?"
"…you slew the Jabberwocky?" - Kurt and Evan
"I miss Tabitha,"
"She's never boring, at least."
"Wes, you'll be stuck all weekend with us, including the twins, inside Windsor, I would hardly think that a group of cabin-fevered Warblers will be boring all weekend." - Wes, David, and Blaine
"So you do have plans to flirt with Kurt? Seduce? Throw him onto your bed and perform loudly to the point that it will have the entire dorm evacuated within fourteen seconds?"
"Why are we evacuating the dorm?" asked Kurt as he now came out of the classroom. -David and Kurt
"Damn it, Blaine—I think you just hacked off my big toe!"
"He needs his toes to dance for Sectionals, Blaine..." - David and Wes
"Perfect! Keep Alice busy, little Dormouse—keep him away from our dear Rabbit and that tart-stealer until the meet. We'll be doing a little field research in the meantime." - Evan and Ethan
"Speaking of spills, all the coffee is still here?"
"It was one outburst, it's not going to happen again."
"And we're just making sure of that!" - Reed and Kurt
"We're being invaded by Stuarts."
"I sense Evil!!"
"You sure do." - Wes, David and Dwight
"And in three…two…one…"
"Like a moth to a flame," - Evan and Ethan
"Willing to give you our share of Medel's post-performance brownies?"
"Hell no, I'm not giving him my share of those brownies!" - David and Wes
"And Reed—you know how…awkward…you are sometimes. You should not be involving yourself in this and harming yourself any more than you already do daily, as the school nurse reports." - Dean Ramsey
"Well boys? Are there any further statements you would like to make?"
A terse pause.
"…that was a great party, wasn't it?" - Mr. Howard and Dwight
"Water balloons, they're hitting everyone in the hall. Dwight has taken to barricading his door. I don't know what he's blocked the door with, but it smells dead." - Kurt
"...I'm eating Haunted Cookies?!" -Dwight.
"Awwe…Our Kurt's a Windsor boy." - Mercedes
"…you live in a castle? Do you get to be the princess…?"
"I think that if they were given a chance, they would crown me as that," - Brittany and Kurt
"We want you to know that we are fully prepared to sniper down each and every dumb Neanderthal in that school that has ever slushied you—" - Evan and Ethan
"Shut up, do as he says, look at what he's got under his arm."
"The rest of the cookies…" - David and Reed
"And this sappy moment now calls for—!" And they both gathered up all the other boys and sandwiched them into a very tight, uncomfortable and truly awkward hug that no one really liked but put up with for the sake of the moment.
"Right…" - Evan, Ethan and Kurt.
"He's always had this chip on his shoulder for us since we accidentally set fire to the chemistry lab. It was a complete accident, that time. We were almost absolutely sure that we had nothing to do with it."
"We may have measured out too much potassium nitrate for the assignment." - David, Ethan and Evan
"He's like a freaking male Agatha Trunchbull. I heard he once threw a boy out of the second floor window and into Tamerlane's hydrangea bushes."
"He didn't do anything of the sort, at best he threatened to, and the said boy had been disrupting his class unnecessarily by getting overly freaked out because they were being told to perform Macbeth."
"…who was this boy?"
"I knew it." - David, Reed and Kurt
"We haven't exactly had an excellent track record when it comes to behavior. Well…at least I still have some of mine. The rest of you, however…"
"Don't worry, we'll fix that, Give us a few more days." - Kurt, Evan and Ethan
"Reed: (Impressed) …Wow, I didn't know you could sing Aerosmith like that. *leans forward a bit*
David: (Bothered) Oh crap, I can't believe he can still actually sing like that. *splays fingers on face*
Twins: (Confused) *glance at each other* He's good all right, really good but…why Aerosmith? Was Armageddon on cable yesterday?
Blaine: (Stunned-White) He's not singing that to Kurt, is he?
Kurt: (Stunned-Red) He's not singing that to me, is he?
Wes: (Disturbed) *shifts in seat* Oh man, if he's singing that to Kurt, those are some truly creepy lyrics."
"Man, this thing sucks. It told me we'd lose!" - Dwight
"Kurt, why are you wearing that hideous lapel pin? Give me that!"
"Hey! I liked that one!"
"It's from last year's line, Kurt, don't be ridiculous. Ow!"
"See? Now you've stabbed yourself with it. Give it back." - Reed and Kurt
"Saw you and Kurt making out this morning. –E&E
We were NOT making out. –B
Awful tight hug though. You both were as adorable as bunny slippers. ps does he know you have a pair, White Rabbit? –E&E
If he "suddenly" finds out during this bus ride, I will use your comic book collection as Christmas kindling. –B"
"I cut myself, sir, I fell onto a stage prop."
"Odd, that's usually Reed's excuse," - Logan and Mr. Harvey
"Party! We get to eat Kurt's cookies!"
"They want to eat your what?"
"Baked goods, Santana, get your head out of the gutter"- Evan, Ethan, Santana, and Kurt
"Yep, I am bad-ass"- Dwight
"According to the weather channel, boys, we are smack dab in the middle of what is an unprecedented level of snowfall in Ohio history."
"And that authorities everywhere are currently scrambling to provide aid those trapped by all this snow, and that they are tirelessly working to clear it all out,"
"But they're not doing that much of a good job."
"They're trying, but it's definitely a snow day for us."
"Because they aren't going to get to Westerville properly until later this afternoon."
"Which means that we could be stranded with no rescue."
"Forced to survive on our wits!"
"And having to sit inside watching daytime soaps!"
"And canned food!"
"Seriously, we're basically screwed, though,"
"Like in Alive."
"Except without the eating each other part."
"…I'm not very edible; I'm all skin and bones like my mother keeps telling me, just FYI." - Evan, Ethan, and Dwight
"So we slept through a blizzard, we're trapped indoors, and you want to go snowboarding?"
"We were thinking maybe trying it down the roof of the Observatory first. It's got a nice clean slope to it." - Wes, Evan and Ethan.
"Hey Kurt, I know I'm straight and you're gay, but if you and Blaine don't plan on getting a move on, can I marry you, please?"-Wes
"Guys! Come quick! Blaine's really hot!"
A terse pause.
"I…think Kurt is well aware of that, though, Reed…" - Reed and Dwight
"Oh—maybe I can—"
"No, not the comforters, remember last time. We're not trying to smother him here." - Reed and Kurt
"…have to make sure the twins don't go (cough) snowboarding…"
"They already did."
"…and not to let Reed near the fireplace…"
"Already did that too."
"…what about Wes and David throwing snow at Stuart?"
"You're way too late. Dwight and I had to pull them all back in here when the second wind hit." Blaine and Kurt
"I'm so dead, oh my freaking last season Givenchy, I'm so dead."
"Reed! Calm down."
"There's no calming down! I'm dueling you! I don't have anything that'll beat you!"
"Why are you telling me this, I'm your competition…?"
"You're also my friend? Quite frankly I'd rather be honest than have a meltdown on my own when I realize that oh Prada I'm so dead!" - Reed and Kurt
"Over my dead well-dressed body, Kurt!"
"Now, Reed, I'm telling you, we don't have all day—Project Runway is coming on in half an hour." - Reed and Kurt
"You beat him up?"
"I didn't beat anyone up,"
"He could've used a hit—just one." - Evan, Logan and Ethan
"We were ever civil…?" - Logan
"…great job, Blaine," he muttered. "Sing to him and all that." "Would you like to hear it?" I said. He looked like someone hit him in the face! With a million other songs on the planet, it had to be that one. And then he asked me to duet. Wow, there goes all my concentration for the rest of the day… He groaned. "I thought I said I wasn't going to do this…?"
He heard a sound. He knew that sound—it was the sound of slush dripping onto the floor. He slowly looked up from where he was, praying to anyone listening up there that it was not what he thought it was.
Wes, David and the twins stood there along with some other Windsor boys, still in their wet coats and shoes, each and every single one smirking mercilessly at him.
Blaine stared. "…please tell me…that you did not hear all of that."
"We've actually been here since the song," said Wes sweetly.
"We found it unbelievably charming of you, Blaine," added David.
Evan was grinning from ear to ear, "And of course you'll have our Alice…" he took his twin's hand, gave him a dramatic dance twirl and Ethan pretended to faint into his arms, "…falling into your arms in no time!"
"Oh for the love of—!"
"Kurt, you're starting to worry me, You haven't stopped smiling all morning and I think that's why Murdoch gave us so much homework!" - Reed
"Honestly, Kurt—I don't understand why you and he won't just come out with it."
"I understand that we've already come out." - Reed and Kurt
"I have to go," Dwight said seriously, in the tone of a warrior on a noble cause. "I mean, it's scary as hell and I'm totally about to wet my pants as we speak, but if I can't let whatever it is take the campus! It's what the Winchesters would've done!" And with a dramatic flounce of his coat, he ran down the hall."
"I have to go rehearse with Kurt for the duel."
"You're talking about singing with him, though, right?" grinned Evan. "Not intercourse?"
"You kissed him yet?" Ethan yelled. "You keep looking at his lips when he talks!"
"I hope you both choke on an insect-coated candy apple!" Blaine called cheerily back from upstairs.
The twins grinned and checked their lists. "We did get some of those, right?"
"Damn, Reed, good job! Yeah! Way to go, Reed! Encore, encore!"- Assorted Warblers
"I knew they'd bite! I knew it!"
"We figured the two of you would look adorable onstage together!"
"Alice and the Dormouse! This should be awesome!"
"We told everyone—they loved the idea!"
"No offense, though, Blaine, they loved your performance,"
"But you've got to admit, our two first-timers knocked it out of the ballpark and they should get at least a shot."
"Besides, you and Logan have gotten the lead so many times…" - Evan and Ethan
"Yeah…You're welcome, but uh…could you not tell Blaine and Logan that you hugged me? 'Cause, they're really…aggro…? And I don't want them to think that I'm making the moves on you, because there is just no way… Not that—not that you're terrible! You're a great guy—person— But I don't like you. I mean, I like you, but not like you that way. Because I like girls. If…there were actually any girls interested, I mean—I mean there haven't been much, like, ever, but—"
"You can stop talking."
"Oh." - Dwight and Kurt
"Did you see him?"
"What did he say?"
"What did he do?"
"Did he hurt you?"
"Speak to you?"
"Breathe on you?"
"We have access to real guns."
"And large tracts of land!"
"Could the both of you just let go of me? I can't breathe." Evan, Ethan and Kurt
"I was thinking, Kurt. What do you think about me moving in here as your roomie?"
A pause. "…I would say babysitting you, oh hazard-prone one, requires some serious compensation other than your less than welcome early-morning personality…"
"I hereby postulate providing you with complete unbridled access to eighty percent of my wardrobe upon the day of my move."
Another pause. "…I could be persuaded."
"Deal!" - Reed and Kurt
"—he's the team captain and he's out! He's in the hospital recuperating."
"What happened to him?"
"Unfortunate paintball incident,"
"We had no idea that the cannon was going to be that strong,"
"Bad luck, really—what with the stairs—"
"—and that squeaky mallet—"
"—nasty mess on the landing, you know…" - Dwight, Kurt, Ethan and Evan.
"So what if St. Patrick has those Banshees? Just don't pay attention to them."
"It's easy for you to say that as you're not inclined, Now if it had been Kurt out there—" -Blaine and Wes
"MHare: What the hell, Evan, stop being a douche, move seats already.
Tweedles: Alice made him stay sitting down.
Tweedles: Don't know. Doesn't want to sit with the Rabbit?
MHare: Wait, WHAT? Is there a problem here?
Dormouse: Guys, stop being so obvious or the two will notice.
WKnight: They fight or something?
Dormouse: I think Kurt knows about Logan and Blaine from last year's.
Tweedles: Emergency maneuvers?
There was a terse pause.
WRabbit: I think you guys forgot to take me off the list."
"Maybe Logan's kind of like an STD that really doesn't go away even after you're supposedly 'cured'…" - Dwight
"What is the matter with you, Blaine…?"
"Have we taught you nothing? If you must discuss highly suspect topics of controversy, it has to be done at least a whole zip code away from your issue."
"That's what we did when we talked about pouring itching powder into Logan's jockstrap."
"Unsuccessful, but it was a good try in the end." - Evan and Ethan
"…I told Logan that I won't let him take Kurt from me.
Dwight dropped his fork, staring.
"Oooh, inadvertent confession, I see," Evan was grinning broadly now.
"Would've been better in a setting that didn't involve a rival…" Ethan considered.
"The Knave may have said some expressive statements questioning new one's morals. Alice slapped him. Beautifully." Grins were exchanged around the table. "Consequently, we're to assume Alice likes him far less than he likes you. The first rejection is always so priceless."- Ethan and Evan
"This is in front of his parents, and my parents.
"Fortune favors the bold," - Blaine and David
"But you've been acting funny since—"
"Reed! Stop flopping like a fish on the bottom of a boat. I'm not avoiding Blaine. I can't avoid someone I'm in love with. Now be quiet!"
"I'm sorry, what is going on? Am I in some kind of Dalton talk show?"
"In love with whom—and details are necessary. Have you had him?"
"Santana!" - Reed, Kurt, Quinn, Santana.
"Do you girls know the Banshees?"
"From St. Patrick?"
"Head cheerleader is Margot. Her boyfriend's in the Marines and she drills the Banshees the same way. She's missing a toe on her left foot and has a fake one," Santana added, proving that Sue Sylvester's network of intelligence was bordering on obscene. "Returning to the previous question, in love with whom
"Kurt, I not sure I like what I'm hearing very much—" - Kurt, Quinn, Santana and Finn
FAKE VS. REAL
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
"You failed your math test. How do you expect to go anywhere in life?"
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? (Bold the ones you are)
It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 4 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to bite me.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
(mwahaha) If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD! (browsing profiles)
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you're okay with losing, copy and put this on your profile too
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P
If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!
If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and- OWW!
You're a 90's kid if: (I‘m not sure I count as a 90’s kid, I was only three when they ended, but yeah, I said yes to all of these)
You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies (FUUURRRBBIIIEEESSS!!!!)
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nuff said
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
When light up trainers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. - unknown :D
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
- When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
If you love someone to pieces who doesn't exist put this on your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
Caution, water on road during rain
If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
I plead temporary insanity every moment of the day.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your
If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'
I like you, you shall be allowed to live another 7 minuties.
Friends are like potatoes…if you eat them…they DIE
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment. I call it a fangirl- gasm
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
I am worse than evil... I am the author!
Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.- Kakashi :P
No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?- Kakashi :3
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.
People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
Uh...define 'normal' for me again.
It's not incest! It's brotherly love! They're different!
"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.
Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules
…didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…
Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you.
A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench toghether bored out of their minds.
To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested.
The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it."
The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, and then kill it. "
The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it then have sex with it again. "
The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then light it on fire."
They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."