[COMPLETE] Alas, there are no fairy tale endings in Nature... Tolkien never wrote of Thranduil's fate. Unfortunately, the task falls to bumbling researchers of the SRDM. Of hair braiding, migratory patterns, and a plea to Save the Common Wood-Elf.

The Deed of Beren & Luthien (& Huan) retold in the vernacular w/apologies to Messrs Shakespeare & Tolkien. 8/10Act IV.V.xx

Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.

Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)

An unexpected summons by the Valar leaves an old man slightly shellshocked. My first foray into Tolkien humour. Hope you find it funny too! Feedback welcomed.

So.... say a modern girl falls into Middle-Earth and snags Legolas. Do you think it’d last? Hah! If you’re sick of Mary-Sue, click in and see her exposed to her worst nightmare... reality! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! (Canon-sensitive and proofread)

Sequel to "If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth" -- The boys trade opinions on wine, women, and song while pumping iron in Mandos' weight room. [Warning: Extreme Mockery. Silmarillion knowledge required!]

A follow-up to The Fanfic Lounge. Can Legolas get through this twisted fairy tale without losing his sanity? Please R&R. Heck yeah she's a Mary Sue. Flame me. I dare ya.

What -does- go through the minds of those rabid LotR writers as they write their horrendous Mary Sues?

In tonight's news: the Havens erupt in violence, Ivrin gets a superboost, and Eeries move north. The MESI takes a dive, and we'll have Olórin with sports and Círdan with weather.

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.

And, in my first fanfic, I will present the views of elf-boy in a Bridget Jones-esque style, complete with Orc Deathometer.

A modern-day girl is dropped into Middle-earth. How will the Fellowship react? Please R&R.

From Nerdanel to Arwen, they're all there: the Halls of Mandos Sewing Circle. And they've got a few opinions on the actions of their male counterparts.

A strange visitor enters Lothlorien...

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.