Aralanthiriel
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Joined 03-10-02, id: 182553
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, TV X-overs, and Silmarillion.
For first drafts of WIPs being posted here or to contact me, check my LiveJournal and leave a comment. :)
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Notes From the Field by bryn bnw reviews
[COMPLETE] Alas, there are no fairy tale endings in Nature... Tolkien never wrote of Thranduil's fate. Unfortunately, the task falls to bumbling researchers of the SRDM. Of hair braiding, migratory patterns, and a plea to Save the Common Wood-Elf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Complete
A Boy, A Girl, & A Dog: The Leithian Script by Philosopher At Large reviews
The Deed of Beren & Luthien (& Huan) retold in the vernacular w/apologies to Messrs Shakespeare & Tolkien. 8/10Act IV.V.xx
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 560,494 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 5/6/2002
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire by bryn bnw reviews
Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,110 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002
Trapped As A Mary Sue by o0-Key-0o reviews
Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
Reparation by Windfola reviews
An unexpected summons by the Valar leaves an old man slightly shellshocked. My first foray into Tolkien humour. Hope you find it funny too! Feedback welcomed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2002 - Published: 9/1/2002
Mary Sue's Ugly Divorce by The Evil Old Woman reviews
So.... say a modern girl falls into Middle-Earth and snags Legolas. Do you think it’d last? Hah! If you’re sick of Mary-Sue, click in and see her exposed to her worst nightmare... reality! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! (Canon-sensitive and proofread)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2002
Real Men Wear Jewelry by Mouse reviews
Sequel to "If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth" -- The boys trade opinions on wine, women, and song while pumping iron in Mandos' weight room. [Warning: Extreme Mockery. Silmarillion knowledge required!]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2002
The Story of Legolas and Enóreth by CNell reviews
A follow-up to The Fanfic Lounge. Can Legolas get through this twisted fairy tale without losing his sanity? Please R&R. Heck yeah she's a Mary Sue. Flame me. I dare ya.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,516 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Legolas
The True Confessions of a Mary Sue Writer by Fionny reviews
What -does- go through the minds of those rabid LotR writers as they write their horrendous Mary Sues?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/10/2002
If Your Nightly News Covered The Silmarillion by erunyauve reviews
In tonight's news: the Havens erupt in violence, Ivrin gets a superboost, and Eeries move north. The MESI takes a dive, and we'll have Olórin with sports and Círdan with weather.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/13/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3111 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Legolas Greenleaf's Diary by Mary-Lou1 reviews
And, in my first fanfic, I will present the views of elf-boy in a Bridget Jones-esque style, complete with Orc Deathometer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,361 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2002 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
A Maiden From a Distant World by CNell reviews
A modern-day girl is dropped into Middle-earth. How will the Fellowship react? Please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2002
If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth by Mouse reviews
From Nerdanel to Arwen, they're all there: the Halls of Mandos Sewing Circle. And they've got a few opinions on the actions of their male counterparts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2002
Oh Will You Walk The Wood So Wild? by Philosopher At Large reviews
A strange visitor enters Lothlorien...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Galadriel
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 201 - Published: 1/8/2002
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A Rift in the Continuum reviews
Lord of the Rings & X-files Crossover. What happens when a simple conjuring spell goes wrong, and Melkor is called up along with Legolas? Can Mulder and Scully save the plot continuum, or is it already too late? Complete.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,376 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2004 - Published: 5/20/2002 - Complete
Glaurung's Spell reviews
Túrin confronts Glaurung at Nargothrond. Formerly "Cursed Decisions."
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/20/2003
Visions of Despair reviews
Haunted by disturbing visions in the Palantir, and faced with the growing menace of Mordor - Denethor slowly loses hope. This is a chronicle of Denethor's descent into madness. Features Faramir, Gandalf & Pippin as well.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2002 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Faramir, Peregrin T.
An Encounter with the Past reviews
Boromir receives a strange visit from Maeglin, son of Eöl, the night before his death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2002 - Boromir
Fellowship of the Thousands reviews
As far as we know, the Quest to destroy the Ring only took place once. So, how on earth did all the extra Fellowship members fit in? Boromir's POV.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Boromir, Legolas
A Split Second reviews
What was Boromir thinking as he held the ring in his hands, on top of Caradhras? Movieverse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/14/2002 - Boromir