Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, Maximum Ride, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Total Drama series.
You wanted an update on whats going on with me? PM me if you have questions about my lengthy hiatus or story concerns, or if you just so happen to be Brandon Flowers or James Roday...I'm NOT PICKY.
"I always wanted to be a superhero as a kid. However, all of the guys got the cool oufits, the creepy masks, billowing capes...All Wonder Woman ever got was hooker boots and a bathing suit, what the heck is up with that?!?!"
-Georgia Lass Dead Like Me
I watch silently as the winter wind blows around me, sending snow swirling through the chilly air.
Tears prick at my eyes as I release the rose from my hand and allow it to drift on the frozen ground.
A ruby red drop fell from my hand like the teardrop that cascaded down my face at the same time.
The world has little meaning to me anymore, I am indifferent to if I live or die. My eyes
glaze over as I whisper softly, "Why did you have to go?"
(No this is not how I feel, I was just really bored. )
Me?...(Looks around) Well, I'm the only one here I suppose... Well not mush to say. This is my profile. I am obsessed with how to train your dragon and Dp...OH, whatever just read.
The world is a beautiful and ugly place. It is an oxymoron of itself.
(If you don't like rambling musings; skip the first half of my profile. )
My name is classified information, but you can call me Artemis.
My main passion is writing.
I'm an awful drawer but I love it!
For all of you stalkers out there my Devianart penname is 96DP4ever.
I am fascinated by Greek and Roman mythology.
I fail at Spelling and grammar.
My favorite fanfictions are ALL Danny Phantom (and the occasional crossover ) and I love the Danny/Vlad father/son fics. (It just seems so right. ) And the occasional Danny/Ember fic.
Danny and Sam are a cute couple; however I personally think that when so many people write soo many fics about them being head over heels about each other...Not that the well written ones aren't adored by me.. however It seems a little cliche after awhile. If Danny ever got together with a ghost; I would want it to be Ember. There are so few fics about them.
My favorite story ever is A Vent Comes To Haunt by: Miriam1
Basically, Danny's family is killed by Death Eaters and he goes to stay with Vlad. Then he and Vlad go to Britan to protect Danny;
then Vlad and Danny's relationship starts to grow... :) It's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I also adore anything written by Candelight and Pearl84, you just can't like DP and not love their stories!!
I am, now and forever, a Nerd.
I hate school and my personal nickname for it is Torture.
Religion: Hmm... Why would you want to know that? I am a Mormon. And no, we do not believe in someone having more than one spouse. I hate it when people assume that!
Age: Mature beyond my years
Hair color: Coal Black
I have never had the blissful ignorance of youth bestowed upon the young. I have always been aware of things no one else notices, and I speak mild Esperanto.
I love Danny/Vlad Father/Son fanfictions.
What's the fun if I tell you my favorite and least favorite pairings?
However, I absolutely hat Yaoi pairings (Slash- fics) Personally, I find that disgusting. (Please don't blow up in my face because of that. It's my opinion, not yours)
I hate snotty stuck up people and stereotypes. Honestly everyone is entitled to being themselves, regardless of stereotypes.
I have no Facebook or Myspace or Twitter. Is anything private anymore?
I have a crap cellphone, and I only text one person and it's only beacause I never see him. :(
My favorite character is Vlad. He is the best cartoon character ever, In my opinion.
I'm also a techno geek. Not as much of one as Tucker, but I digress.
Not all of us have to have a knight in shining armor or a handsome prince to be happy. Personally, I would rather protect myself then cower behind some meaningless man who will leave me the moment a prettier girl comes along.
Never in my life have I been in any real danger...
I have a fascination with books. And Danny Phantom. And Vlad. And... never mind.
I have copy and paste-its that describe me- After all what is a profile without a few thousand Copy paste-its?- at the bottom.
Quotes hold a special place in mt life that cannot be filled with anything else.
Do you ever feel alone? I do all the time.
I LOATHE math. (Like Danny ) Honestly who doesn't?
Can you sit outside for hours just thinking?
I listen to Breaking Benjamin, The Hush Sound, 3 Days Grace, and on occasion, My Chemical Romance.
Anyone who reveiws my stories are automatically my new best friend.
Best friends? Oh, I don't have a best friend, but I have alot of close friends.
If you like maximum ride check out my awesome fansite at
www.maximumride96.wetpaint.com I'm notsure if that worked, but if it didn't remove all spaces and ()
(www.) maximum()ride96. wetpaint.com
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Danny Phantom (Put what ever you're obsessed with in here), who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, aryaneragon4ever
Admitting you are weird, means you are normal. Saying that your normal is odd. If you admit that your weird and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
BAND: BLUE OCTOBER
Opening Credits: Do you ever wonder
Waking Up: Blue Skies
First Day At School: Holler
Falling In Love: What If we could
Fight Song: Say It
Breaking Up: Everlasting Friend
Prom night: You make me smile
Life: Hate Me
Mental Breakdown: X amount of words
Flashback: Blue Does
Getting back together: James
Wedding: Independently Happy
Birth of Child: Sound of pulling Heaven down
Final Battle: Into the Ocean
Funeral Song: Graceful Dancing
Final Credits: HRSA
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
Opening Credits: "American Boy” Estelle
Waking Up: "Maneater” Hail & Oates
First Day At School: "Splitting the atom” Massive attack
Falling In Love: “Airbag” Raidohead
Fight Song: "All is full of Love” Bjork
Breaking Up: "Enjoy The silence” Breaking Benjamin
Prom night: "Karma Police"
Life: "Solider’s Poem” Muse
Mental Breakdown: "Don’t Let go” David Archuleta
Driving: "The worst things beautiful” Ours
Flashback: “You make me smile” Blue october
Getting back together: “Angel” Blue october
Wedding: “Satellite heart” Anya Mariana
Birth of Child: “Hate this and I’ll love you” Muse
Final Battle: “Thoughts of a Dying Atheist” Muse
Funeral Song: “The scientist” Coldplay
Final Credits: “Hurricane” Hush sound
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
PMS - Possible Murder Suspect
As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the heck is my ceiling?"
I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!
Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.
I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!
A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"
A good friend helps find your Prince Charming. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
Weird is running up and down the street in a bikini, rubbing butter all over yourself, and screaming "I'm a pretty muffin!"
When Life gives me lemons, I throw them back and punch Life in the face, really, really hard.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
People are like slinkies. Basically useless, but it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
Smile. It scares people.
An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!
There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."
I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?
The knack of flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
Whoever said words don't hurt have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.
Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but words will eventually kill me
Hell hath no fury that of a scorned woman. I'll help make sure of it.
When someone annoys you, it takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.
I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over!
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'
I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!
Drive like you stole it!
Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.
When life gives us Jonas brothers, we throw Jonas Brothers back really, really hard and demand Blue October
I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.
I don't need your attitude, I have my own.
I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.
You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"
RANDOM AWESOME QUESTION THAT MAKE SO MUCH SENSE IF YOU ARE NOT TOO STUPID TO THINK ABOUT THEM.
there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots.
So far, the universe is winning.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?
Candelight is my BFF!!
I hope the inheritance cycle will have a fourth instalment soon...
My fave quote is: "boys are like pennies: two faced and worthless"
-someone I don't know
other random quotes by people i don't know...
"Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run; he hates that"
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
-Someone elses Profile
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbButt"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
-Someone elses profile
This has got to be one of the most clever
THE MORSE CODE :
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
That is frick'n awesome.
- again someone elses profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.
If your personality is strongly similar to a TV show character's, copy this into your profile.
If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Graveyard for the shows that were underappriciated. :( we shall miss thee.
Avatar the Last Airbender: Feb. 2005-July 2008
Danny Phantom: Apr. 2004-Aug. 2007
Kim Possible: sometime in 2002-2007 that's a long time :P
American Dragon: Jake Long: 2005- Sept 2007
If you think plagiarism is a stupid, pointless crime, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list: PhantomInvader, Onyx fire13
If you are tired of the whole 'copy and paste' thing because your computer is a piece of junk, you know the drill.
If you go to a insane school where fights happen all the time and stuff, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your best friend reminds you of Danny Fenton, and you remind yourself of Sam Manson in such a situation, copy and paste this to your profile.
If the longest story you ever written is one of those you can continue, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are the most random person ever, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a girl that hasn't had a real boyfriend yet, copy this to your profile.
If you have never drank, smoked, or been to rehab, copy this to your profile.
If you support Danny/Sam, post this on your profile.
If you support Danny/Vlad as a father/son pairing, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you don't write or read slash, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.
If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.
If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you freak out when you get a 91, not because of how you thought that you would do previosly, but because in Danny Phantom: Teacher of the Year Danny got a 91 on his English exam, copy and paste this into your profile.
If every time the first answer to a test is "D," you laugh silently (or out loud) because of Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're half ghost copy this into your profile.
If you know that goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile!
If you use Dp puns in real life, copy this to your profile.
If you hate pink and love black copy this to your profile.
If you have parents that don't understand you copy this into your profile.
If you have a friend that is obsessed with Danny Phantom like you copy this into your profile.
If you have a friend that is seriouslly hyper all the time,annoys you,thinks wrong,and every time your around her you wonder how you guys became friends, copy this into your profile. (Jesse...Abby...)
If you do your homework while watching tv copy this into your profile. (sometimes)
If you think your teacher is out to get you copy this into your profile. (One of them)
If you know that the government is up to something evil and hate them copy this into your profile.
If you hate your name and are going to legally change it copy this into your profile. (I want to, but my mom won't let me.)
If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.
50 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD
1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
a) Hello Kitty
43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
50 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM
1. Put his hair out.
What to Do During an Exam
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)
15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Act spazzy
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
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