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Joined 02-02-09, id: 1825693, Profile Updated: 07-11-12
Author has written 14 stories for Fruits Basket, Bleach, D.Gray-Man, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Homestuck, Code Geass, and Wallflower.

Greeting my readers of fanfic! I have returned to update this profile after about two years to say that I am still alive and kicking and plan to get back to posting some of my stuff here.

I find it kind of funny that when I come to update this, the fandom I used to be into has changed. And as of currently I've taking a mighty interest in Homestuck, a long but worth while webcomic drawn by Andrew Hussie. Due to his recent Hiatus, I've been sort of jumping around the old fandoms I used to be extremely gunhoe about and remember the good ol days where I was an extreme junkie about certain couples.

Anyway, I'm basically coming back and gonna post more stories so I hope you enjoy what's to come! :3

Top 10 Favorite pairings from all the Fandoms I've been Frequently lately!

1. Dave Strider and Jade Harley - Homestuck

2. America (Alfred F. Jones) and England (Arthur Kirkland) - Hetalia

3. Germany (Ludwig) and Italy (Felinciano Vargas) - Hetalia

4. Dirk Strider and Jake English - Homestuck

5. Toshiro Hitsugaya and Momo Hinamori - Bleach

6. Ren Tsuruga and Kyoko Mogami - Skip Beat

7. Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia Kuchiki - Bleach

8. Neji Hyugga and Tenten - Naruto

9. Raimundo Pendrosa and Kimiko Tohomiko - Xiaolin Showdown

10. Allen Walker and Lenalee Lee - D. Gray-Man


Ways to annoy people on an elavator

1) open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out, "Group hug," then enforce it.


Ways to annoy your classroom

1. Try to develop powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Conceive a brand new language
8. Plot revenge against someone.
9. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
10. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
12.Change seats every three minutes.
13.Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it."
14.Give yourself a new identity.
15. Just random stare at a friend, if they ask what you are doing say that you are giving them
energy
16. If you are walking with a group of friends randomly walk into a pole, laugh about it then do it
again
17. If your friend is talking to you randomly look over their head and say "HOLY CRAP SPIDER!"
18. If your friend whacks you for doing something stupid, then whack them back and say "It was
the Banana not me!"
19. In class start snoring without being asleep, then if the teacher asks you to stop then point to
the classmate that is sleeping and say, "It was that guy"
20. Before a test when the teacher asks if there are any more questions ask, "Am I your favorite
student?"
21. During lunch say to your friend, "Excuse me I have to make a call." Then grab your banana
hold it like a phone then start talking to it.
22. when the teacher is out of the room start singing very loudly any random song that comes to
your brain.
23. Act like a famous cartoon character all day
24. start dancing like Michael Jackson in the hallway
25. Act like a Diva, please include the demands of a latte.
26. Sing Hannah Montana songs very loudly in the lunchroom.
27. Randomly laugh evily throughout the day.
28. Be like Barney and say to every person you spot, "I love you."
29. Act like your playing DDR, Gaara of the funk style!
30.Walk backwards and when you bump into someone yell, “Watch where you’re going! Geez!”
31. Choose a ‘unique’ teacher and impersonate him/her the whole day.
32. Say everything really loudly.
33.Stick ‘Kick Me’ signs signed by yourself all over your back
34.Run into walls and apologize to them.
35.Every time you see one of your friends, shout, “Hello!” really loudly from across the room
36. When the teacher walks out of the room, walk to the board and start ‘teaching’ the class.
37. Hug your friends randomly and say, “I’m going to miss you sooooo much!” and start bawling loudly.
38.Hand out detention slips to people you dislike while wearing a band labeled “Detention Monitor” (you know, like hall monitor bands?)
39.Tell your teacher that your imaginary friend Bob ate your homework.
40.If there is an empty seat next to you, start whispering and passing notes. When someone asks you what you are doing, tell them that it was Bob’s fault.
41.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person next to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
42.run into the halls
43.repeat
44.repeat
45.Yell at yourself, “The halls are not a race track!” Then walk away and pretend nothing happened.
46. Act like you’re scared of everything.
47.Bring a straitjacket to school and say, “See? My mommy uses this when she forgets to give me medications!"
49.Say the word ‘like’ in between like every like word like you like say
50.Draw a stick figure and ask your art teacher, “Isn’t it beyootiful?”
51.Make up a word and ask your CA teacher what it means
52.Give a present to your locker and start singing “Happy Birthday” to it.
53.Apologize for every little thing you do.
54.Look up words that also mean ‘here’ and say them when your teachers call your name for attendance.
55.If you know a foreign language that nobody else knows (This is important!) teach the obnoxious jerks in your school ‘curse words’ (well, tell them that) Instead, teach them phrases such as ‘I love you’ and ‘Will you marry me?’ (Unless the only other people who know the language are your friends and won’t tell them, don’t try this)
56.Watch them say those things to each other and laugh hysterically.
57.Pretend you’re in a secret organization and sneak around to your classes.
58. Look up five difficult words in the dictionary and use them as much as you can all day.
59.Whenever someone of the opposite gender (that you particularly do not like) touches you, scream, “ !” and run away bawling.
60.Randomly shout, “Are we there yet?”


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of s and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting " , I choose you!"

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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,533 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/19/2011
Maid for you by DarkPhoenix168 reviews
Sesshomaru employs a new maid in his household, but how does he truly feel about all this? Summary sucks I know, sorry. SesshRin
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,586 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/28/2012 - [Sesshomaru, Rin] - Complete
The Wedding by Fairheartstrife reviews
A week long pre-wedding celebration turns into something unexpected for two of the guests. Old friends, rivalries, and romance blend together for an eventful ceremony. Sasuke x Hinata along with some side pairings . Modern Day AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,985 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Bracelet by Invader.Neo reviews
It all started with a perverted game. .:ZADR:.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,503 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Zim, Dib
Miscommunications by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Shinji can't figure out why a girl won't text him back. Yutaka can't figure out why his parents are acting so strangely around him. But they're both about to figure out how it all fits together. And even if it all comes down to a miscommunication, they might just decide they like it. ShinjixYutaka.
Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,034 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - [Shinji M., Yutaka S.] - Complete
Wrapped Around Your Finger by wolfgrl1423 reviews
Post-Cannon and LEMON. Rin has Sesshomaru - one of the most powerful and deadliest demons - wrapped around her finger. She just hasn't realized it yet, and Sesshomaru believes it's about time to show her just how much she means to him.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,504 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
The Bet: Deflowering of the Flower by xSA0RIx reviews
Syaoran and Sakura hate each other. But they also lust for the other one. So, Syaoran makes a bet with Sakura that she will lose her virginity to him by the end of one month! What will happen? SS Review!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,238 - Reviews: 3426 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by xwittychickx reviews
Yuuko, a locked closet, and two horny teachers. What could go wrong? Horitsuba verse, LIME, one-shot. KuroFai - Yaoi/Shonen-ai
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
The Attraction of Summer by dmnq8 reviews
One can only ignore the heat for so long. Done for Hetalia Prompts group on Deviantart. Disclaimer in my profile. Vash/Lili...maybe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,338 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
The Way of the Geisha by chancewriter reviews
When Hinata was kidnapped by Kumo, Hiashi could not save her and everyone thinks she died. She ends up in a very different life from the ninja she was supposed to be, but her ninja life is never far behind her. M for small lemon in Ch 18 & Epilogue
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,475 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sheet Hits the Fan by xGlass reviews
Finland gets irritated over the laundry. A fight ensues, amongst other things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Heart Shaped Box by stephvanie reviews
Ven gets a mysterios letter and has Vanitas help him to figure out who it is from. Why did they have to write him THAT kind of letter, especially on Valentine's Day?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,230 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Vanitas, Ventus/Ven - Complete
Failing, Flailing, and Falling by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
The year is 1981. After two decades of chaos and drifting apart, America and England finally have a change to just be together. However, after being celibate for so long, sex is um... really hard... UKUSUK, deanon from kink meme, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Little Peach by R5hewillbeloved reviews
When one of Mayuri's experiments goes wrong, ALL of the Gotie 13 finds themselves paying for it. Especially when it comes to "Little Momo" who goes from the outer age of 17 to the age of 4. Has minor HitsuHina, IchiRuki, RanGin, UraYorui, & SoiGrimm. :
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,524 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya
Give Me A Reason by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
While out at a club with his brother and friends, Ventus' biggest secret is revealed. Even worse, it involves Vanitas, who just happens to be at the same bar. What happens when Ven ia left alone and Vanitas approaches him? VanVen Lemon Oneshot. For Emilyy
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Ventus/Ven, Vanitas - Complete
Shoved Into the Closet by chibitalex reviews
When Japan locks England and America in a closet together, they are not pleased. When the temperature suddenly drops down to 20 degrees, they are very upset. Cue America's hero complex kicking in to warm England up. *USUK, Oneshot*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Hell's War by randomguy24 reviews
Things have taken a turn for the worse. Soul Society has found a way into Hell and has launched a full scale invasion! But Rui, the God of Hueco Mundo, is there as well. Can he keep the two from destroying each other in their domains?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,874 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010
Aijou and Bentos by phsycocutie reviews
Hinamori and Hitsugaya are sent earthside on what was suppose to be a 1 yr. mission that no one else was open for, but with their friednship detroyed over careless words, how are they going to manage spending a year together, ACTING AS A NEWLY WED COUPLE
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,201 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya
Somewhere Else I Love You by Mizu falls from Kumo reviews
He loved Arthur, he really did. He really liked doing England, he really did. Now, his lover is pulling some prank. Now, his sex slave is being flat out rebellious. Wait,that's not his...! Oh this is going to be fun. For the kink meme on lj. USxUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,356 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Our Scandalous Little Rabbit by DestinyShiva reviews
USUK and FRUK. England was once an empire, a pirate, and was still one of the most prominent nations of the world. He was afraid of nothing. ...Nothing, except fingering himself. But like the world... fears can be conquered. Masturbation, vibrators DP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Take the Lead by alitablake reviews
Kyoko is getting an opportunity to work with Moko-san again and she is ecstatic! But the role requires some things that she will have to ask her respected Sempai for help. Lemons and fluff.
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,338 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Interrupted Moments by Shiara-dono reviews
Kurogane finally gets fed up with all the nicknames Fai calls him. How will he react? Blame my twisted mind. FaixKuro. Two-part.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
A Traitor Branded by EmbraceDiversity reviews
Uchiha Sasuke opens his eyes to find himself not only in the land he hates the most, but that he is at their complete mercy. He has been branded, sealed. Angry, frustrated, and bitter, he decides to take it all out on Hyuuga Hinata. Sasu/Hina. Complete. Image by LaElizO.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,429 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
s h o w t i m e by KillerSockz reviews
America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hell's War: OCs Needed by randomguy24 reviews
I need captians,lieutenants, and three seated officers for my next fanfic. Final Roster! Those that submitted, check it out!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
Two's Company by TalksToSelf reviews
In highschool Kurogane was always the popular guy, the resident heartbreaker and womanizer. Upon finding out his best friend Fay is a virgin Kurogane decides he has to do something about that.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
My Step Sister is a Walking Sin by momo hitsugaya reviews
My mother and father decided to adopt a little girl and that's when they had helped me to my sentence to hell. I gave her her first hickey and now I'm after all of her. Rated T-M R&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,145 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori
Declaration by F1yMordecai reviews
1949, Post-WWII. When Shinji came back to Japan, he quickly found trouble and knew Hiyori was at the root of it...he just didn't expect the Yakuza, too. Danger approaches through new enemies and old feelings. Slight AU, Strong Language, Violence, Lemons
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,138 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Shinji H., Hiyori S.
Kill Aizen as painful as possible by Onineko Hikari-chan reviews
I just read the latest manga-chapter, 392 I think and it made me SO ANGRY! And THIS is what happens when I'm angry at a fictional character... This is your chance to take out your anger and hate at Aizen for real! MAKE IT PAINFUL!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2010
Playing Mind Games With KuroSama by kygirl101 reviews
Get off." "You...first." Prompt two for the Surviver Contest; the word "exploit". Rated for sexual situations and language. xD
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Slipping by Pensulliwen reviews
Allen is slipping. Lenalee can’t give up on him. He knows that she’s the only thing left on earth that's worth fighting to keep. Maybe they're both falling.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Sobs of Silence by Angel Dove1 reviews
After stealing one of Sakura's feather's back, Fay is captured and tortured by the group that held the feather. When Kurogane finds him and nurses him back to health, could there be something more between the warrior and the mage. M/M
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
It's OK To Want Your Girlfriend by Fanastixx reviews
Krory and Miranda are on a mission and have to share a bed. Will Krory be able to resist his desire for her, or will he give into temptation and ruin their relationship? Krory/Miranda, Rated M!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Arystar Krory III, Miranda L. - Complete
Love Me, Sensei by Eclipsing reviews
Someone new moved into Rukia's neighborhood and she absolutely despised him since he started calling her a midget the first day they met. But it was unexpected when she saw him at school, but he's not a student...then that means! ICHIXRUKI Rated M
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,765 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Vizards are Annoying by Yemi Hikari reviews
spl-m-354/355 - Toshiro finds out through bad luck how vizards, whom he had never met before, are annoying. Perhaps even more insane then some shingami he knows.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Shinji H., Hiyori S., Lisa Y. - Complete
One Of Those Days by xo.Kyorii reviews
Because she decided that today was the day she wasn’t going to wear her white undershirt. SoKai ONESHOT Strictly Rated T!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Winter Heat by Namilaa reviews
For most people, Christmas is the time for good cheer and fun. All except for Sora & Kairi who are forced to clean up after Christmas dinner, in the kitchen, far away, alone... SORAKAIRI. Looks like a new Christmas tradition is in the making.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
A Very Merry Christmas Indeed by TalksToSelf reviews
SMUT ALERT possibly my kinkiest fic ever. Kurogane's insatiable, his new fixation... well read and see
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
The Art of Seduction by thatEndlessOblivion reviews
SOKAI AU You would think, by now, he would realize that you shouldn't taunt her like this. Because if there's one thing Kairi can't do, it's backing down from a challenge.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Spying On You by xlunatix reviews
L and Misa in a room, a grand piano and 4 cameras. Death Note, one shot! Sorry if it's horrible guys. It's the first ever story I've posted on here.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Dynamism by keem reviews
First she hates him. Then she uses him. Eventually she will succumb to his charms and she will love him. The rest are just details. LxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,858 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Theory of Everything by KittyUK reviews
Sportacus and Stephanie belong together. Who's keeping them apart and why? A whole lotta Sportasteph for the romantics out there. Rated M for adult themes, sexual content and language. Please do R&R and thanks to all who have so far...
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,617 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
You're the One to Take Me Away by Tsubasa-fan reviews
Fai's eye is found, everything's going well for our traveler's until Fai drinks a potion given to him by an old woman. Why is Kurogane so surprised? What's wrong with Fai? spoilers. My second fic, done! R&R please. KuroFai, others. Being revamped.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,756 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Chocolate Kiss by MeowMix2 reviews
Stephanie is stressed about an overdue project, and it's Sportacus to the rescue! But what happens when they both wind up in a prank gone wrong? SportaSteph...Rated T for a reason! COMPLETED 101707!
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Taste of Fire by CounterfeitGeisha reviews
a lingering taste of a sweet spice he knew but couldn't name... Raimundo and Kimiko finally give into their feelings.Read author's note please, rated for a reason
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete
Smile Like You Mean It by WritingInTheDarkness reviews
“Do you ever smile, Ulquiorra?”....The question caught him by surprise,” Rarely.” Before, and during Hueco Mundo. UlquiOrih. Read and review. My first complete bleach fanfic
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The Rain that Binds by ilovemybishies87 reviews
[Multi Chapter] She…was very confused why an Espada from Aizen’s army was sitting across the table from her. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,988 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by WitchMagpie reviews
Complete and edited to comply with M rating now. All's fair in love and war, or is it? What happens when a high school girl and a martial arts master discover they share an ability to read the denpa waves? minor spoiler alert for later chapters: rated for implied sex and kissing in ch. 11 Hana x Kazu
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,072 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kazuma S., Saki H. - Complete
Nymphet by Mahi-Mahi reviews
She wades in the waters and he watches from the shores...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Heat by Ho-sama reviews
Yaoi. KuroFai. Another day, another world. This one is unforgivably hot, and Kurogane finds himself alone with Fai. [One shot]
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Kyo by Ami DragonHeart reviews
Kagome saves a young hanyou, who starts regarding her as his mother, but what happens when this little hanyou decides one parent just isn't enough? KagInu. Does contain lemons
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,122 - Reviews: 2637 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Slave Holder by Reigning Fyre reviews
Inu Yasha buys Kagome as a slave. She goes into Heat while a slave.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,174 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/31/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Taste of Your Life by Eden's Epitaph reviews
AUlemon. Syaoran is a vampire. When he meets with the innocent Sakura, things starts to change in his dark soul... Comepleated...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,835 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/27/2002 - Published: 9/12/2002 - Syaoran L., Sakura K. - Complete
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Beats and Flowers reviews
Prince Dave of Derse is to be married to the Prospit Princess but he doesn't want to go through with it so he decides to raise a plot to end the engagement before it even starts! Dave/Jade and more couples to be shown later!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,764 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Dave S., Jade H.
Happy Anniversary! reviews
It's Alfred and Arthur's 9 month anniversary and both want to surprise eachother with something. USUK M for lemon and mild langage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,046 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Moe of All Moe reviews
Are wonderful Englishman decides to take up an offer to do some modeling to make some extra cash! How will this go over? first ever real yaoi story I've written so go easy on me! USUK and some suggestive themes!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Alfred's Tips to Avoid sleeping on the Couch reviews
Alfred's self-tip book for avoiding horrible nights on the evil couch of doom! First fic in about a year! Please no flames! D8 Implied USUK! mild language in some parts. pretty short so sorry!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Never Touch Ulquiorra's Property: YOU WILL REGRET reviews
The title says it all. :P Ulquihime with lemon content and some mild language from Ulquiorra! Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
I'm A Freaking Pervert! reviews
Allen ends up in Lenalee's room. Wonder what will happen? LenaleeXAllen This is my first attempt at a real lemon. Please don't flame me for it! Enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
A Little Lot of Change reviews
Hiyori gets a bit of a forced make-over! How does Shinji take it? Bad at summeries. Please comment and fav!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Hiyori S., Shinji H. - Complete
Dance of Pure Lust reviews
Grimmy talks Ulquiorra into going to a salsa class! How will it turn out when he sees a certain orange haired beauty there? READ AND FIND OUT! Ulquihime rated T for sexual content and slightly foul language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Angel of Music reviews
Hey! I'm redoing some chapters so I could stop this insane writers block! Hope they come out better this time! Momo comes to earth as an Angel to watch over Karakura. What will happen when things take a turn for the worst? Find Out! Hitsuhina and more!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,202 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya
Fishy Tails reviews
Being mermaids can sure be a pain when you have a love for the water. For these 4 girls have a rough road ahead when they find it harder to hide their secret from their new neighbors. Also seems like love can blossom too. Kyo/Tohru Sunako/Kyohei and more
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Tohru H., Sunako N.
Woman reviews
Why does Ulquiorra call Orihime Woman? Well read and find out! T rated for suggestive dilouge. Ulquihime!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Not the little girl you knew before reviews
Mayuri has come up with a brand new syrup that quickens the speed of growth! What happens when Yachiru is asked to try it? How is Kenpachi going to hold up with his new older looking Yachiru! Read and find out! Kenpachi/Yachiru.Rated M for safety.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2009 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
That Damn Uniform reviews
Momo won a contest to have her uniform altered! What will Toshiro think about it? Hitsuhina slight Rukia/Ichigo and Kenpachi/Yachiru Rated T for suggestive theme.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Mascot reviews
Lelouch was pretty normal in till he became the mascot, a girl becomes his roommate, and is sent off to a camp for the cheer team. HUGE crossover! Leloluch Kallen Rated T for Lulu's bad lanugage. :P
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Tohru H., Lelouch L.