The Heavenly Turnip
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Joined 02-02-09, id: 1825703, Profile Updated: 04-26-10
Author has written 2 stories for Ranma, Aladdin, and Video Girl Ai.

I am the Heavenly Turnip.

I was born on October 25, 1991

I live in Boston, MA, USA

If you want to know my name you have to ask me politely. Or you could demand it of me.

I am male (and quite masculine looking, if I do say so myself). I am of course a Ranma 1/2 fan. I think it is probably the best fandom to read and write fanfics for. I like beards. I have one of my own. My major interests are drawing cartoons, doing weird biology experiments in my refrigerator, and arguing with my friends over the most important of life's mysteries, "Who is dumber? Sarah Palin or Kuno?" It is not an easy question to answer. I encourage my readers to write detailed reviews, even if they are not all praise. I understand that my writing is at times convoluted, or I make stupid typos. Do me a favor and catch me before I fall (Isn't that a nice metaphor). I am still a very inexperienced author, and I am happy that the response to my work has been so positive. My readers are so cool. You guys are awesome.

I'm Looking for Beta Readers and Collaborators. So, do any of you awesome readers want to lend me a hand?

Thanks for the support.

Praise Charles Townshend!

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Tabula Rasa by Rivyn Daniel reviews
Trapped and left to live out the rest of her life in the form she hates, Ranma finds herself at the crux of a crossroads and forced to face the mistakes she's made and decisions that will shape the rest of her life... but even she couldn't have forseen where this will take her... Please R&R Warning: may contain strong language at times
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 398,923 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Ranma, Ryoga
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 174,098 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
Her War by Materia-Blade reviews
Two and a half years ago, Ranma Saotome died. The residents of Nerima moved on, somehow. Meanwhile, A civil war arose in China. And a prisoner made a vow of revenge that will change the world forever. Dark fic. Pure Ranma. Credit to Ryo-Wolf and Ozz.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 220,436 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Ranma
Genma's Daughter by ClassicalGal reviews
When Ranma meets his mother for the first time, he learns the shocking truth about his family.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 162,081 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Ranma - Complete
Am I Smart? by Penguin-sa reviews
An AU examination of episode 49, in which Ranma suffers head trauma and believes himself to be a girl. Ranma imprints on a different girl as his "model".
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 130 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Happily Married by Kirinin reviews
Ranma wakes one day to find that a couple of things are different. Nothing major, just a new life complete with child, dojo to run, and, most importantly, a spouse. Problem is, the last thing Ranma recalls is being sixteen... COMPLETE! Now in Italian too.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 110,798 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Heir to the Empire by Ozzallos reviews
Usagi Tsukino is the heir to Serenity's Silver Millennium. She's also about to get the surprise of her life, as is one Ranma Saotome, Heir to the Anything Goes school of Martial Arts. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 112,734 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Ranma - Complete
Worlds Fall Apart by CreamSoda1382 reviews
You mean Ranma's really a...girl? o.O How will everyone react when they find out that Ranma, man among men, is actually a girl who was turned into a boy with a Jusenkyo curse after Soun accidentally makes a deal with a demon? How will Ranma react?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,601 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Aftermath: A Story of Blended Clichés’ by Trimatter reviews
1st fanfic. Started out as a oneshot. The Sailor MoonRanma story arc is finished. The Tenchi arc is now finished. Hope you will enjoy this. [Completed]
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 368,397 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
A Not so Simple Wish by Ebiris reviews
Ranma wishes to be free of the nyannichuan curse, but cursed objects never make things too simple. Now a permanantly female Ranma is stuck in a world where Ranma was never cursed, and the only way to return home (fully cured) is to win Ranma-kun's love.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,982 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003
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Video Girl Ranma reviews
Ranma fell in the spring of drowned videotape. She is now a Video Girl, and is stuck that way. What's more, Ryoga has rented her, and it's her job to help him find happiness. Contending with a transformation and Ryoga's personality won't be easy. Ran/Ryo
Crossover - Ranma & Video Girl Ai - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010
Ranma and The Genie reviews
Ranma makes an amazing discovery in a cave of wonders. Even he isn't prepared for the Genie's weirdness. This story doesn't focus on a pairing as much as it focuses on Ranma's development as a character. Lets see where the adventure takes him.
Crossover - Ranma & Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Ranma, Genie
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