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Joined 02-02-09, id: 1825756, Profile Updated: 12-28-15
Author has written 15 stories for Ender's Game series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Gladius, X-overs, Naruto, Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Criminal Minds, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Misc. Tv Shows.

EDIT: 12.28.15

Hoo boy, has it been a while since I've done anything with regards to this particular website. I intend to write some more stuff. Like, now. Long story short, life happened. I've graduated from college, been laid off multiple times, sprained an ankle, and a ton more that I don't intend on writing here. The end of this little bit is that I randomly got attacked by a stream of inspiration while I was at work, and I couldn't get this vignette out of my head. I've also been with a huge bug of writers' block for the better part of a year, but I'm back and ready to write.

-Allison

EDIT: 1/20/11

Happy birthday to me!

-Vice

AKA Alice Prince

AKA Allison

EDIT: 1/18/11

Well, my 18th birthday is in two days (can't wait for that), but I just wanted to say that my fan fic overhaul, as I've begun to call it, is coming along well. Ender's Ally is nearing the halfway point in terms of review, and after that will be Queen of the Valkyrie, and then everything else. Oh, and just an fyi, I've also been working on a mass update of brand new chapters. I've got Princess Rider ch2, Hero of the Olympians ch6, and about four more under construction. I hope you enjoy it when it's all finally finished.

-Vice

AKA Alice Prince

AKA Allison

Me? Well I love a few types of novels, like the whole Percy Jackson and the Olympians series; Harry Potter; Enders Game and that whole saga; Eragon, Eldest, and Brisingr, plus the 4th book when it finally comes out; plus lots of misc manga and anime series.

Basically, I am a random psycho little person who needs to take chill pills, but doesnt. XD haha jk

With great power comes great need to take a nap. If you agree, paste this into your profile and then add your name. Alice Prince,

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile..

"Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?"

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual." (however, i am not feared.)

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Hey, don't take your problems out on the cookie! What'd it ever do to you?"

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" Harry Potter hell yes!

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"

-Being lonely is not painful, it simply means no one is around to bother you

-STRESS: a condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperatly deserves it

-Never argue with a stupid person, first, they'll drag you down to their level, then they'll beat you with experience

-Never be afraid to try something new, remember, amatures built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic

-Be nice to nerds, chances are one day, you'll end up working for them

-Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyways

-There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead

-How is it a careless match starts a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire

-Did you ever notice, when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window

-WARNING: tresspassers will be shot WARNING: survivors will be shot again

-It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them

-That which does not kill you, will probably try again

-I'm not tense, I'm just terribly terribly aleart

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-This is not something that should be tossed aside lightly, it should be thrown with great force

-I like work, it fasinates me, I can sit and watch it forever

-Whoever said nothing was impossible, has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door

-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

-If everything is going well, you've obviously overlooked something

-Evening News is where they begin with good evening, and then proceed to tell you why it is not

-I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem!

-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

-When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets

-Everyone makes mistakes, the trick is to make them when no one is looking

-The only subsitute for bad manners, is quick reflexes

-SHIN: a device for finding furniture in the dark

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,Kinuta U, Alice Prince.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air. And...) Alice Prince

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is trying to eat a whole entire tub of butter! Crazy is when you purposely run into a wall just to see how much it hurts, miss, and smack your head on the doorframe. Crazy is when you go hyper on nothing but air. Crazy is knowing the whole entire lyrics to 'Gummy Bear' and singing them at the traffic lights. Crazy is having a five-minute argument on the proper way to say, 'durn durn durn'. Crazy is laughing about your own death and not being able to stop. Crazy is doing the Jesus dance from Family Guy in public. Crazy is running down the street dressed in toilet paper because you can. Crazy is doing the chicken dance on the side of the road and practically get run over by a lunatic. If you are crazy, and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile!

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(='.'=) This is Mr. Bunny (Arnold)
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Put Arnold on your profile and join the Dark Side (we have cookies!)

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

The Walmart List!! In case you didn't know, this is stuff to do at Walmart, Target, and other stores like those.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in house wares"... and see what happens.

4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

5. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

6. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

7. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

8. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

9. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

10. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

12. Start a fish-stick fight.

13. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruff shampoo you recommended.

14. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

15. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

16. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

17. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

18. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

19. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

20. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

21. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

22. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

23. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

24. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

25. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

26. Bow to the display of TVs in the electronics section.

27. Tell everyone there will be a zombie apocalypse.

28. Act out said zombie apocalypse.

29. Challenge people to duels with wrapping paper.

IF YOU HAVE RUN INTO A SLIDING GLASS DOOR PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE MISTAKEN A CAT WITH A SKUNK PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE SLEPT FOR ALMOST A WHOLE DAY PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE A PHOBIA OF ALL BUGS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE NEVER GOTTEN IN TROUBLE AT SCHOOL PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOUR PRIDE GETS IN THE WAY OF YOUR DECISIONS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU'RE A GOODY-GOODY PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU ARE ACCIDENT PRONE PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

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Swarming by The Unbelievable reviews
For the past few years, strange creatures appeared within the Forbidden Forest. Dumbledore decided to hire a new teacher and create a new class for the students to learn. Enter Lynn White, Champion of Unova and only 11 years old. Set in PoA
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,343 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Scyther/Strike, Harry P.
The Family Scrapbook by tayababy reviews
There may be more than one family album, but they say a picture is worth a thousand words, and as Jack Hotchner explains to his grandchildren, the memories are everlasting. Futurefic, AU, snapshots of the family not in chronological order. Halloween done!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,607 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
The Struggle Of Yin and Yang by Bao Li Na reviews
Mulan and Shang decide to take a big step that will change their lives. However, they still confront each other...Will they ever find balance? CHAPTER 16 UP! Title itself gives summary away...will the truth be out at last?
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,395 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Mulan, Shang
A Boundless Heart by LauraWinter reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is at Hogwarts and is a Gryffindor. Can he overcome the prejudices of his upbringing or will it tear down his house and those within? Rated T for possible language and discipline in the form of spanking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,250 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Stab My Back by Nikki Flinn reviews
Book two in the Rejected Youth series, continued from Dirty Little Secret. Ginny, Cedric and Draco have been asked to stay with Sirius this summer to keep them safe from the rising powers of the Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Book 1: BloodFire by Tesst reviews
As Eragon begins looking for a way to free the Eldunari from Galbatorix he begins having tortures nightmares about the Evil King. At the same time as these nightmares his relationship with Arya blooms.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,465 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Forgotten Lies by dinosaurxrawrxo reviews
JJ returns to the team with a lie that's about to boil out of control, a secret that can change friendships and makes a mistake that could effect the outcome of it all. The more you tell a single lie, the more you forget it was a lie to begin with.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,296 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
In Their Shadows by nebula2 reviews
It's Percy Weasley's first year at Hogwarts. What does it have in store from them. Don't own the Harry Potter characters I'm just borrowing them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,517 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
Consequences by Graveygraves reviews
Emily has returned, but will the team accept her back? Sequel to my story Reflections - sorry for the wait - relates to Series 7 but not totally cannon. Unbeta'd let me know what you think.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss
Weather the Storm by Graveygraves reviews
The team have had to weather more than their fair share of storms over the years, but can they weather this one? Set in Season 7 - my version, any spoilers are pure conincedences as this was written pre series 7. Beta'd.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,461 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid, Erin S. - Complete
Halloween Minds by Graveygraves reviews
Jack helps to pick Hotch's Halloween Costume for Rossi's big party with some comical results. This is my entry for the CCOAC Halloween challenge. This has been Beta'd.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
The Next Trio by autumn midnights reviews
Lily Luna Potter, Rose Weasley, and Scorpius Malfoy are troublemakers without a care in the world. But when things start to go horribly wrong at Hogwarts, they decide to step in and investigate. What they find is nothing like what they expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,666 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Lily Luna P., Rose W. - Complete
I Promise by Pilko95 reviews
Teddy is scared when James is born. He's already lost his parents. What if Harry doesn't want him anymore? What if Harry prefers James? What if Teddy loses his Godfather? How does Harry reassure Teddy that he will always love him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
The Beauty in the Aftermath by HarryPotterCat reviews
"My name is Lysander Newt Scamander, and I want to kill myself. I tried reaching out to somebody once ... and what did they do? They laughed and threw it back into my face." ONESHOT. A suicide note addressed to James SP; implied Lily/Lysander.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Lysander S., James S. P. - Complete
Consequences of Lies by nebula2 reviews
When events unfold that allow Emily Prentiss to come back, she, Hotch, and JJ must face the consequences of the lies told. Not all the team is going to accept it well. My take on the Emily coming back storyline - not cannon.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
What's In a Name? by ChocolateFrogCard reviews
100-200 word drabbles on how the NextGen Weasley's were named. Kinda pointless, but I couldn't sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Victoire W., Dominique W. - Complete
Long Ago by WackyTreeClimber reviews
The next generation travels back to Harry's fifth year. But will they tell about the future? But more importantly, how will everyone react?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,564 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
Eternal Changes by nebula2 reviews
"Jealous, Hudson?" "Of a wet-behind the ears kid who isn't technically old enough to be an agent? Not hardly. I give him a week before he quits." Dr. Spencer Reid is about to join the BAU, but not everyone is ready to accept him with open arms.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,279 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Reckoning by Tigereye77 reviews
Spoilers for Lauren! When Ian Doyle realizes Emily Prentiss is still alive, he does the one thing he knows will smoke her out - he goes after her BAU family.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 111,181 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Pokéwands! by VickyVicarious reviews
The wizarding world hides more than just magic from the Muggles - they also hide the existence of the Pokémon they live and battle with! A collection of drabbles featuring various Pokémon-enhanced moments throughout the series, in no particular order.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011
If you were gay Criminal Minds style by AkiAkiChan reviews
Spencer is Rod and Derek is Nicky.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,673 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Someone Like You Part 2 by Graveygraves reviews
Emily is back after ten years. Reid has accepted her return and now wants to help her face the others. Sequel to 'Someone Like You' it will help if you read that first. Un'beta'd. Please R&R - it helps me a lot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,393 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Famous Last Words by Maura Maud Jadeit reviews
On late Friday afternoon Spencer Reid learns three very valuable lessons: good deeds have annoying tendency of being punished in the right time; half of an hour can be a very long time; so called Reid's effect was pure self-preservation. Jack and cousins.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,343 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Walk My Way by flashpenguin reviews
The banter and sparks fly as JJ confronts Dave for a remark he made in front of the team. And where there's a spark, there's going to be a fire. Complete!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, D. Rossi - Complete
When Words Don't Say Enough by Graveygraves reviews
JJ has to leave, though the choice is not hers. Who does she turn to to help her accept the truth? Rated M for chapter 2 to be safe. Set post Series 6 Episode 2 JJ. Two-shot. Beta'd
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Parenting Playbook by junealii reviews
When Dave and Emily approach some major parenting events in their children's lives, how do they handle the situations that are given to them?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,516 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - D. Rossi, E. Prentiss
Powerless by kdzl reviews
She was falling apart before their very eyes, and even now they were powerless to stop it. COMPLETED
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Refugee by nebula2 reviews
Of course, Mudgie thinks he's special because Dave spends more time with him. He can have Dave. I've got a nice warm place to live and food. I don't need more than that. Prompt: David Rossi, Persian Cat named Nero - written from the cat's POV.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/6/2011 - D. Rossi - Complete
The Vanguard by tfm reviews
Spencer Reid hadn't missed a snitch in his life, and he wasn't about to start.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/29/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
The Disappearing Act of the BAU team by Longbourn22 reviews
Finally, after 3 back to back cases, the team had some down time. And they knew how to take advantage of it!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Nowhere to Hide by LastRefuge reviews
It's supposed to be just another one of those routine questionings. Sent by Hotch to a witness' property located on the outskirt of Black Forest, Colorado, Emily and JJ unwittingly entered their worst nightmare.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,555 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ
Casual Friday by Evelyn92 reviews
The BAU finally gets their casual fridays, however one team member is less than willing to participate.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Jack lets the secret out! by Evelyn92 reviews
The team babysits Jack, only to discover some things they didn't know about Hotch and his new girlfriend.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/16/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
New screensavers for the BAU by Evelyn92 reviews
An office argument between Hotch and Emily leads to the BAU getting some new screensavers
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Someone Like You by Graveygraves reviews
Ten years have passed since Emily 'died'. She had decided never to return, until something finaly draws her back. JJ has a large role in this too, but centres around Reid/Prentiss. Unbeta'd, please read and review.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,339 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Risky Business by astronomygirl85 reviews
Emily meets her Hotchner boys for an early breakfast and stumbles upon a hilarious moment between father and son! HP established
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Ice Cream Social by Monkeywand reviews
Strauss wants ice cream. What happens when Reid decides to take all the ice cream? Crackfic. No pairings. One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - S. Reid, Erin S. - Complete
Unconventional Truths by Rosajean reviews
Ambassador Prentiss has a secret that is about to drastically change Emily's life. H/P eventually. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 66,797 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
What Happens In New York by nikkicarter reviews
A Hotch/Emily fic! They go to NYC to talk at a seminar about...well...serial killers...and hijinks ensue! May possibly turn into a crossover with Castle, or a case-fic, but also maybe not... Happy endings, definitely!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Jackpot by CodeREDBazooka reviews
Reid is loose in a casino. What could possibly go wrong?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 200 - Published: 6/13/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Sayonara! by United Profilers reviews
Hotch is firing Seaver, and she can't believe the reason why. Crackfic, Reid OOCness and a character death?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/2/2011 - A. Seaver, S. Reid - Complete
Criminal Minds is Just Awesome by Noraque reviews
Based on the famous Discovery Channel commercials. What could be better for our favourite criminal profilers after a hard day of catching unsubs than to sit back, snuggle with a loved one... and sing? Hotch/Prentiss
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Maximum Loss by solveariddle reviews
AU post 6x18 Lauren. Doyle is dead and Prentiss back at the BAU. When their latest case reveals a connection with Emily's past, the BAU team is alarmed – and rightfully so. Rating due to the grim atmosphere of the story.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,332 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Reflections of Friends Past by nebula2 reviews
Recovering from the injuries inflicted by Ian Doyle, Emily reflects on those she left behind. Written for " The Theme Song Challenge".
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2011 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Albus Potter and the Sorting of the Students by Sgeulachdan reviews
Albus Potter's first year at Hogwarts. Mysterious attacks, an inept headmaster, and a Sorting Hat that's coming apart at the seams make for an interesting experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,761 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
The BAU Chatroom Session Series by Mysteriosa reviews
A series of convos about the teams lives and drama. Full of Comedy, romance, heart broken, Drama DUH! and did I mention sexy, flirtatious humour as well? Please review each chapters. It's very important for me to know what you all think of it :D
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,223 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss
Exit Wounds by dinosaurxrawrxo reviews
When JJ comes back to the BAU she has to face more things then she thought, she has to face Strauss, Hotch, Seaver, the truth about what really happened to Emily Prentiss and even herself. JJ finds out the hardest wound to heal is an exit wound.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,989 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Stay For Me by Brandywyne Walker reviews
Emily finally returns to find that the world kept turning without her, now she has to decide whether to return to her old life or take the fresh start she's been given.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,446 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Team by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
What happens when the whole team assists Hotch with the soccer team? Pure Chaos.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Habitual by fuzzy oranges reviews
The BAU team investigates a series of murders where victims are found with numbers carved into their skin. With a new replacement and a secret haunting the team regarding their missing member, getting into the mind of the criminal could prove difficult.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,103 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Taming of A Shrew by KricketWilliams reviews
Erin Strauss receives an ultimatum, and help from a most unlikely source...Can a tiger really change her stripes? Hints of MG. As usual, I don't own a thing
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,005 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Erin S., D. Rossi - Complete
Reid's Revenge by nebula2 reviews
Sequel to "The Whistle". It's April Fool's Day, and Reid has found the perfect way to return the whistle to Morgan.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/5/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Secret of Julia Stiles by GraceBe reviews
A fatal attack on Erin Strauss leads Rossi, Hotch and the rest of the team into a nightmare of terrorism and family feuds. Any kind of review is highly appreciated! Finally finished!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,824 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi - Complete
A Good Daughter by story-untold15 reviews
This begins almost like Children of the Dark. Emily meets a teenage girl who is the only survivor of a grisly murder. This time, will she be able to take her home? No pairings at the beginning. H/P later most likely.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,017 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Karaoke Night by PenelopeMorgan reviews
The team goes out to a karaoke bar.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Face of an Angel by redhairedwriter7 reviews
The demons of a agent's past come back to life when her life is threatened. It will take the team to find their friend before the unsub takes away her life. Will this agent live to see another light or die with the darkness? Morgan/OC
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2011 - D. Morgan, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Photo Shoot by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
The FBI is putting out a calendar- and the BAU is going to be a part of it. Getting the photos is half the fun. Slightly ridiculous oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/28/2011 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Case Undone by totallynutso reviews
When the BAU wraps up a case, it leads to unexpected dire consequences for two of their own. Team fic
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
FRAMED by Sara Nublas reviews
Sequel of "The Swan". Rose is back with a plan to unravel Emily's life and drive her to insanity. Morgan/Prentiss mainly, but all team involved. Rated T for language and some violence. I don't own anything to the series Criminal Minds
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,564 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - E. Prentiss, D. Morgan - Complete
Dating the BAU by Teresa Lisbon 123 reviews
A story in which I get to take each of the BAU boys out on a date, and then get one for a whole month!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,680 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
When Ice and Lava Meet by year of the snake reviews
In a time when war has only been going for two generations and all the world is in turmoil. Aang and his mentor and a small group of people escaped the raids on the Air-Temples and are living in hiding. We look in on the lives of the fugitive Royal Katara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,158 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Katara, Zuko
The Truth About Flowers by Cassadee Willows reviews
When Reid forges an unusual relationship, only to find it falling apart around him, he remembers why he never puts his faith in anyone but himself. Armed with his social shortcomings and a bouquet of flowers, he sets out to find the truth behind the lies.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Timeline by WalkingDictionary reviews
Jack Hotchner's graduation. This is how he got there. Not a one-shot. Warnings inside.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Jack H., S. Reid - Complete
Trompe L'oeil by sodakey reviews
In Breckenridge, Colorado, Reid sees Gideon for the first time since Gideon left the BAU. Gideon doesn't see Reid. Reid. Team. Case fic. Gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,359 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 12/25/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Taken by hasy16 reviews
What happens when Emily is abducted? :o Centered on the whole team. Please read and review! :* Warning: violence/torture
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Daddy by KricketWilliams reviews
After helping out a child, Morgan has one wish, and Garcia helps grant it. Sort of a sequel to the oneshot "Never Alone." As usual, I don't own a thing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,487 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia
Who We Are by njborba reviews
Emily's life is turned upside down when she attempts to help a mother and daughter who show up unexpectedly at the BAU.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,099 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - [E. Prentiss, D. Morgan] - Complete
You Deserve Love by emrosee77 reviews
Emily and Aaron are having some issues with each other, but when they find themselves in the hands of a brutal unsub, will Hotch be able to save the woman he realizes he loves? will anything ever be the same? story way better than the summary...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,287 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Not All Kids Are Born Good by Escelnia reviews
Jeremy Sayer attracts the attention of another family, the Hotchners.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Haley H.
Who's rescuing who? by mrytale2-5 reviews
Repost of my first ever fanfic story, Emily is abducted on a case and is rescued by a special person. Mentions of sexual assualt. Story starts midway through season 3.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 51,651 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
The Swan by Sara Nublas reviews
Emily reconnects with a part of her past, which deeply affects her to the point that she risks to lose her job, her love and eventually her own life. Prentiss-centric. Hints of Emily & Derek, all the team involved.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,376 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - E. Prentiss, D. Morgan - Complete
The Consanguine Mind by Pipsy reviews
Repost. In an AU where Reid never joined the team, a case sends them to Nevada where his mother is a victim. As the team befriends him and the profile comes together, the UnSub and a dark secret is closer than they think. FINISHED! Previously 230 reviews.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,281 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 416 - Published: 12/31/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
12 Days by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
The 12 Days of Criminal Minds. A oneshot every day until Christmas. Happy Holidays, everyone!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,478 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
One man's gloating is another man's gain by EmmaBerlin reviews
Rossi is Santa, Morgan is off the hook. Or so he thinks... Written for Nebula2 for the Christmas Fic Gift Exchange : Enjoy!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2010 - D. Morgan, D. Rossi
ASD by Graveygraves reviews
Reid and the team investigate a case, but one of the suspects triggers him thinking about his own life. Takes a while to get to the team but needed to set the scene for the case - bear with me I hope it will be worth it. This is unbeta'd
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,838 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
But Was It a Candy Bar? by Jag Lady reviews
Erin Strass has been helping herself to other people's lunches. Now the BAU takes revenge.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Erin S., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
I'll See You in My Dreams by CarrieAnnB reviews
Written in Hotch's point of view. Emily is shot and killed by an UnSub and Hotch won't stop seeing her in his dreams. He learns more about her through the dreams, and more about himself.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Halloween Horror by nebula2 reviews
The last thing they expected was for this to be a Halloween they all would wish they could forget. *Last chapter now posted*
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,444 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
Wilson's Birthday Party, A CrackFic by maniwashere reviews
Just a little crack!fic sidestory about Wilson's birthday party. Don't read if you don't want to. Mentions of a three/foursome.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
Hurt by gf7 reviews
JJ and Emily find themselves in the hands of a local lunatic whose idea of a good time is to make friends cause each other bodily harm in order to survive. This one's going to leave a mark. Violence and language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,574 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
The girl that loved him by Laurella reviews
Reid meets a new girl, that is different from others he met. Strangly she seems interested in him. He tries to keep her a mystery to the team, even Morgan. But secrets do come out in the end, especially when she might be in danger
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,863 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Sacrifices of Love by mabelreid reviews
Just days before Halloween the team is called to North Carolina to investigate the deaths of several young men. The fact that they all happen to closely resemble Reid is the least of their worries. Case Fic
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,386 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Never Alone by KricketWilliams reviews
What Morgan was thinking about after he left the board room with Ellie and her mother, and a little help from a friend. I don't own a thing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2010 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Crackity crack! by kisaitaluvr reviews
A inoccent team bonding activity goes horribly wrong for one Aaron Hotchner. No Specific paring! Rated T for safety!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - D. Rossi, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Dave's Birthday Suit by microgirl reviews
It's Emily's birthday and Dave wants to show her his birthday suit...Rossi/Prentiss. Future Fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - D. Rossi, E. Prentiss - Complete
David Rossi: Guide and Owner's Manual by Mischief11 reviews
Since of finding women's underware in the living room? Wondering whats in the little black book? Read the manual
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2010 - D. Rossi
The Rest of the Slytherins by Swallow B reviews
The Battle of Hogwarts seen through Slytherin eyes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Blaise Z., Millicent B. - Complete
A Letter to the Fangirls by morgo7kc reviews
Reid has a request for the fangirls. One-shot
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Spencer's Stand by Angel N Darkness reviews
Spencer runs into Strauss at the coffee shop. What happens when Spencer doesn't think before he speaks for once?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2010 - S. Reid, Erin S. - Complete
Reid's Coffee by danicalif80 reviews
Never get in the way of Reid's coffee, a bit of a crackfic R&R PLZ
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/5/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Something Comfortable by Lilybet.Kate reviews
After a horrific incident over summer Holidays James and Lily shock the school when they return to Hogwarts friendly. Their peace is shattered when tragedy strikes threatening to drive all they hold dear over the edge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,854 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Prologue A Boundless Heart by LauraWinter reviews
A new generation takes its turn at Hogwarts. This is only the beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Old Series Book 5: Lust by Tesst reviews
Eragon must now cross the ancient sea to the Land of The Elf's, to hunt down his Foe: Kroger the one that hurt Arya. But as he tracks his enemy he finds and is found by strange people in a forest. Shook fills him as he finds that his foe has come to him.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,490 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
The Blog by JackpotGirl reviews
The team works the case of the abduction of The German ambassodor and his wife.At first they think money is what it's all about but soon Spencer Reid thinks different.And what has the politicians blogging daughter to do with it? Reid/OFC NO SLASH!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,826 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - S. Reid
Old Series Book 4: Envy by Tesst reviews
Brom has been raised from the dead, and Eragon has sworn not to betray Arya again. The attack on the Empire is going well. But the Foe in Durza and the Carrier of the Flames still stoke Arya and Eragon. Dang I suck at summires. Rated M for sexuality.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,886 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter: The Return by KimTomPW reviews
Albus, James, and Lily start getting clues from their parents about where they are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
51 Things that Connor Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Camp has published their next rule book-especially for Connor Stoll...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
51 Things that Travis Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Travis has gone one trick too far...now all of camp has decided to write a list of 51 things he cannot do, much as he may want to...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Wedding Crashers by diabolical-scholar reviews
Continuation of Birthday Surprise. It's Percy's wedding day and he's nervous. Will he be calm enough by sunset?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Potters' Notes by KimTomPW reviews
This is the sequel to 'Harry Potter: The Next Generation'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,906 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Old Series Book 3: Seduction by Tesst reviews
YAY! Arya and Eragon are back! Anyways: A dark prediction of the White Death's creation haunts Arya along with a horrifying nightmare of her childhood. A few lights of hope still burn in her future. But how long will they glow? Rated M for sexuality
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,591 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
Old Series Book 2: Rage by Tesst reviews
Eragon and Arya's baby is born. Katrina and Roran's is too. Both the married couple and lovers love is faced with challanges in the form of Trianna and Triggr. Yet again rated M for sexuality.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,000 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Trianna, Eragon S. - Complete
Dear Annabeth by Floppy125 reviews
Percy and Annabeth haven't talked for three months. After Percy sends Annabeth a letter saying he's sorry, something terrible happens to him and Annabeth is the only one who can solve it out.Very romantic: PERCABETH. if you don't like romance, dont read i
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,886 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy the HP Characters by xoSilverstarxo reviews
10 Ways to Annoy the Harry Potter Characters. First up... Harry Himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008
Old Series Book 1: Desire by Tesst reviews
This takes place before and after the attack of the men who feel no pain. Also I switched alot of stuff. Hope you like it. Read if you want review if you want. Rated M for sexuallity. Full summary inside.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,779 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Next Generation by KimTomPW reviews
Albus goes to Hogwarts under totally different circumstances.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,252 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
Birthday Suprise by diabolical-scholar reviews
Three years after the Titan War, Percy turns nineteen. He gets a surprise visit from dad during his suprise party, and a generous gift. Then he surprises Annabeth Read and review. Rated T just to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Nikki Flinn reviews
What if when Hermione threatened Draco in book 3, he accidentally let something slip? Now Hermione has the perfect blackmail. But what ever shall a nice girl like her do with it? You don't want to know. DG Hr?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,581 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
20 Ways to Annoy House by RootBeerLuver reviews
Here are 20 ways to annoy House. Can anyone add any more?
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Two Line Vocabulary by AiyanaStone reviews
A little game in the BAU. Two line vocabulary, Criminal Minds style!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
A New Generation by BookWyrrm reviews
Teddy Lupin is leaving for Hogwarts! What happens during his years there, and what misadventures does he get into? R&R much appreciated. T to be safe. Chapter 15 is up! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,875 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
13 Ways To Annoy Organization XIII by Jinzouningen reviews
Each chapter will be 13 ways to get on an O.13 member's nerves! Enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
28 Ways to Annoy House by BirdieTitus16 reviews
Be nice this is my first try at this but did ever wonder how to annoy House? well here are some ways! Enjoy and Review plz and thank you! PEACE OUT!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Citizens' War by Druscilla Ryan reviews
Senator Tracy Harvard and her family are dead at the hand of a killer claiming to be doing the work of a political group. The BAU calls in the leader of this group who offers her help. But there's a snag: Reid never mentioned he was dating her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2007
The Curse of Ravenclaw's Heir by Manhttngal43 reviews
Twenty years after Voldemort is killed, a new generation enters Hogwarts. But something strange is happening in Ravenclaw. Will Hogwarts be reduced to just three houses?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,274 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Drawn to revenge by Missing Fairy reviews
Something which happened during Hotch's SWAT days comes back to haunt him and Reid falls victim. Reid is captured and tortured in the hope he will break and kill himself like his captor's son did years ago.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,215 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006
And Then There Was Silence by Sovereign Panda reviews
CRACK!fic A story about the marauders on a hot summer day... very random and OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2005
100 and 1 Ways to Annoy Oliver Wood by just giddy reviews
Oliver's beloved team list 100 and 1 ways to annoy him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Oliver W.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Light by Haegemonia reviews
FINISHED! Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,409 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Final Fantasy???!? by janniwhyn reviews
Harry harry harry....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/8/2002 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Breaking Traditions A Matter Of Honor by Bao Li Na reviews
Mulan is invited to go to battle again, she still has a crush on Shang but there s this girl who gets in the way
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,046 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2001 - Complete
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The Raven Is Eternal reviews
Valentine Lynn is a normal eleven year old girl. OK, well, not so normal. She's a witch in training who lives next door to the Dursley's! What will befall this girl in Hogwarts Castle? Read and review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 7/7/2009
9 Candles reviews
The Yule Ball is coming up and there is drama in Ravenclaw House. What will happen when Terry Boot dumps Valentine Lynn days before the Ball? Features Valentine Lynn, from my story "The Raven is Eternal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Anthony G. - Complete
Strength of the People reviews
This story will explore more of Hotch's life after the team sets him up on a blind date with an agent from Counter Terrorism. This will also be a multi-case fic with personal chapters. Sequel to my story Defender of the People.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch
Defender of the People reviews
Hotch is able to keep going because of her help. He loves her in spite of himself, but he doesn't know it. Multi-case fic with personal chapters. R&R please! Future cases ONLY rated M. The rest is T. COMPLETE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,856 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
100 Poems
This is the 100 Prompt Challenge, variation four, as posted on 100themeschallenge . deviantart . com . This will focus on the team, and only the team, past and present, so that includes Elle, Gideon and even Seaver.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 430 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011
The Darker Side reviews
This was done for a contest on deviantart. Essentially, it was who would make the best villain.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - J. Gideon - Complete
Hero of the Olympians reviews
Jazmin Elizabeth Davis comes from from an abusive household, having dreams that placed her in the Greek myths. Then came the day she met Chiron. What will happen to this half-blood in this cruel world? FYI, there wont be alot of romance. Yet. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/23/2009
100 Prompt Challenge reviews
This is my 100 prompt challenge for my character Sandra Shea Abner. This will focus on her family, her past, present and future. I hope that I'll be able to write many different things about her, and about her husband Nicholas. Enjoy!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011
The Princess Rider reviews
Evarinya was chosen at age 20 to be a Rider. In a fight over Gilead, she flees on the back of her emerald green dragon Briam. They fly far away from Alagaesia and return 100 years later. What will happen when she returns? Read and review please.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009
Born of Water, Into Fire reviews
Two choices made by two people changed the lives of two young benders forever. Set in the past- specifically, Avatar Kioshi's time.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011
Ender's Ally reviews
This is the story Alice Prince. Alice has fought the Bugger War and won it. Will her personal battle end with success? Also please note that I've updated the summary to the current point. It will start when Alice's monitor is removed. R&R please.
Ender's Game series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,559 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009
Odd Idol reviews
Odd Idol is an American Idol parody. I picked the contestants and their songs for a reason. Be warned, you might bust a gut from laughter! WARNING: SOME CHAPTERS CONTAIN STRONG LANGUAGE! ENJOY! Read and review please.
Crossover - X-overs & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
A Day in the Life of a Gladiator reviews
Basically, this is a journal, with entries from Valens, Ludo, Usus and more. It follows Munio's School on their journey to the High Tournaments. Please read and review.
Gladius - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010
Songstress of Konoha reviews
Rin Inuzuka is the older sister of Kiba. What sort of challenges will the young Kunoichi face? Read and review please :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Queen of the Valkyrie reviews
A few months ago, I beat the game Gladius, and was not happy with the ending, so I wrote an alternate ending. Hope you like it! This is a one shot, however, I might write another Gladius story if prompted. Read and review please. NOTE THAT THIS IS REVISED
Gladius - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete