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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Glee, Phantom of the Opera, Tudors, Vampire Diaries, and Once Upon a Time.
Pen Name: Isabella Swan-Mikaelson
Real Name: *
Lives: Campbelltown, Australia
Age: Not telling... Hehe
Been on here since: I was 13... So ages XD
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MY FAVOURITE QUOTES!!!
The Tudors Series:
Queen Anne Boleyn to Henry VIII- "You can't have three people in a marriage, why can't you see that?"
Sir Thomas Moore to Henry VIII- "Alright, if you want the world to know that the King of England is easily changeable, shallow, intemperate, incapable of keeping his word then of course, I will go and tell him. After all, I am merely his majesty's humble servant."
Harry Potter Movies:
Hagrid-"Who told you about Fluffy?"
Hermione- "That thing has a name?"
Hermione to Harry and Ron- "Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed- or worse- expelled."
(Hermione shuts the door to the girl's dorm)
Ron to Harry (about Hermione)- "She needs to sort out her priorities!
(Harry nodds in agreement and leaves with Ron following)
Hagrid- "I shouldn't have told you that!"
Hermione to a struggling Ron and Harry (About the Devil Snare)- "Stop moving, both of you. This is devil snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!"
Ron to Hermione- "Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!"
Draco Malfoy to Ron- "Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair... and a hand-me-down robe, you must be a Weasley!"
Ron- "Wingardium Leviosar!"
Hermione to Ron- "Stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's LeviOsa, not leviosAR!"
Lockhart- AMAZING THIS IS JUST LIKE MAGIC!!
Harry- This isn't the best time to have a house elf in my room
Snape- (taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand) Reveal your secrets.
Harry- Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and...
Snape- Go on
Harry- ... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Malfoy- This class is ridiculous. (Crabbe and Goyle nodd in agreement)
Hermione to Malfoy- (shouts) You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
Ron to Hermione- Hermione, no! He's not worth it
(Hermione lowers her wand, turns away for a second before turning back and punching him in the nose)
Hermione to Ron and Harry- (After Malfoy, Grabbe and Goyle run away) That felt good
Ron to Hermione- Not good, brilliant!
Bella- Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward- Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.
Bella to Jacob and Billy Black- Hey! You came to visit your truck?
Jacob to Bella- (Happily) Hey! Looks good. Got that dent out
Billy to Bella- Actually, we came to visit your flat-screen. First Mariners game of the season. Plus, Jacob here keeps bugging me about seeing you again
Jacob to Billy- (Annoyed) Great, Dad. Thanks.
Billy to Jacob- (Bella giggles)Just keepin' it real, son
Rosalie Hale- (after Emmett catches the ball by climbing a tree) My monkey man!
Edward- I can read every mind in this room apart from yours. There's... Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat... And then you, nothing. That's very frustrating.
Eric- Hey, Mikey - you met my home girl, Bella
Katherine to Damon- "Elijah was the Easterbunny compared to Klaus."
Elena- "So youre saying that the oldest vampire in the history of time is coming after me?"
Damon- "Shes in denial."
Damon- "Come on. Somebodys gotta know somebody who knows where he is."
Stefan- "Wheres Elena?"
Katherine- "Wheres he going?"
Katherine- "Why would you do that here? There are so many people that would try to stop you."
Elena- "Hes here."
Elijah to Elena- "Im a little behind on the times, but I believe the term youre looking for is OMG."
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone’s liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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