Tessandra
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Joined 03-10-02, id: 182582
Author has written 3 stories for Ella Enchanted, Harry Potter, and Superman.
Profile update! ( 2/17/03 )

Hello everyone! Thank you for stopping by to have a look at my profile, which will leave you with no useful knowledge whatsoever.
Stats: I have brown hair and hazel eyes, and I'm 5'4, which is the most perfect height in the world, because I say so. I live in an extreamly boring town in the suburbs of Boston, and I get my thrills by going to the mall, movies, and reading and writing. Exciting, ain't it? I say "like" and "seriously" way to often, along with "wicked." Despite saying like every other word, I am not a valley girl, even if Becca thinks so. I DO know how to say my R's, and I have the typical New England accent, R's included.
Alright, now that you've learned all you could ever want to know about me, you can learn MORE about me. ^_^
Favs:
Colors: Blue, Green, Purple, Gold
Foods: Pizza, Pasta, chocolate (I'm a veggie)
Movies: Ever After, A Knight's Tale
Book: Uh oh. To name a few, The Seven water trilogy, anything by Sharon Shinn (She has charecters named Hannah AND Dinah!! Yay! (Unfortenately, Hannah's human and Dinah's an angel. *Sob!*) Anyway . . . Ella Enchanted (no duh) Polgara the Sorceress, everything by Tamora Pierce (I went to a book reading of hers!) Ann Rinaldi books - okay, I'll stop.
Types of books: Fantasy, Historical, Cheesy romance
Wow, you're still reading this? You've got a lot of patience. I don't. Okay, I'm bored enough to list my faults too - I suck at Math, French, and spelling (shut up Dinah). Other then that, I'm absolutely perfect. (And modest too.)
My stories:

Well, before I explain them, let me just talk about the split. I only have one story on fanfiction, but I have four on fictionpress, so read those if you have a chance. ^_^

Of Humans and Faries: Laeliena was a theif in a time hundred of years before Ella, when the only country still the same was Bast. She was thrown out of her kingdom, Yvonhe, and forced to take shelter at a farmhouse. Thus began her journey with Aiven, a highly respected and somewhat mysterious Seer. She learns she is mentioned as several different people in the Seers' visions, and is destinised to save the world - or destroy it. This is a tale of adventure, wars, myths, and love . . . (I'm so orignial. ^_^)

And Then She Met the President's Son: My incrediably sappy, cheesy romance. Rebecca is walking around Boston, when she runs into - who else? - the President's son, Jadrien, who just happens to have an odd name whoile everyone elses name is blah. Anyway . . . They have their romance while battleing with the Good vs. Evil of Jadrien running away from America. My most reviewed story, nd it had a lot of fights and romance (duh) and other good stuff.

Across Time and Oceans: One girl leads two lives - daughter of a respected artisan in Pharaoh Tutankhamen's Egypt, and Lissa Chamois in 21st century New York. As Nahbia, she crosses paths with the most famous pharaoh in world history - aka King Tut - who just happens to be her age and, as I am ever so cliche, romance ensues. The only problem - he's married, and Lissa is the only person who knows he is doomed to be murdered. She would do anything to stop this, except changing the past goes against everything she believes in in both lives, and saving the Pharaoh would change history extrodinarily.

Court Spy - Lady Kiyra gives up the inheiritance of her fief to take a message to her king, a message of dire importance. At the castle, she is given the option to become a spy in the kingdom they have warred with for hundreds of years. As her brother is now the ruler of their fief instead of her, she decides to ris her life to go. What she wasn't counting on was a stubburn prince running away to go into enemy territory with her, disguised as a betrothed pair.

Unsuspecting Lady: A Rags to Riches Romance - When the most powerful duke in the realm rides into her small town, Ani is shocked to learn that her late mother had an affair with the duke's late brother - the brother who has died with no children other then Ani, so she inheirits all his holdings. Her uncle renames her with a suitibly noble name, and takes her back to his dutchy where she is taught to be a lady. She also has to get used to a telepathic wolf, a doting stepmother, a dozen cousins, and a foreign king.

The idea of Jadrien and Rebecca meeting in Starbucks is SO completely copyrighted to Katie
Circle of Love line is stolen from Dinah
Anything concerning Matt Damon in my stories is because of Amy and me
SCOTLAND!!!!!!!!!!! (No, that doesn't make any sense, but that's okay. I never make sense.)

Author of 4 stories: (Here's my copy and pasted summery blurbs)

1. And Then She Met the President's Son
*CHAPTER THIRTEEN* Rebecca is a teenage girl that hates her life. Her ex is going out with her sister, she's failing two classes - you get the idea. But then she met Jadrien, who was MUCH more then he seemed . . .
General Fiction - PG-13 - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36245 - Reviews: 539 - Updated: 2-12-03 - Published: 5-3-022.

Across Time and Oceans
She lives two lives; Lissa in 21st century America, and Nahbia in ancient Egypt. As Nahbia she meets a boy doomed to be murdered. A boy she falls in love with; yet to save his life, she will completely change the future; for he is Pharaoh Tutankhamen.
Historical - PG-13 - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11416 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 2-8-03 - Published: 11-24-023.

Court Spy
CHAPTER FIVE!!* Kiyra could either stay and inheirit her fief - or give it up to deliver imformation of the enemy to the king. She choses to go to the king - A story of war, spys, and a certain handsome prince . . .
Fantasy - PG-13 - English - Action/Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9324 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 1-26-03 - Published: 9-14-024.

Unsuspecting Lady: A Rags to Riches Romance
*CHAP 3! Finally UP!* Ani had a reasonable life - until a rich duke came and took her away from her home, claiming her as the illegitmate daughter of his dead brother. That means Ani has to become a lady - including manners, clothes, and a husband.
Fantasy - PG-13 - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8185 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 12-24-02 - Published: 9-26-02

Uh, go read everything by MOONCHILD. Now. Or I'll . . . um . . . sit here at my computer and make empty threats. And BLAZING MOON, who is also fantastic. Now.

And everything by me, of course. ^_^

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Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Never Better by The Brilliant Fool reviews
New preface, please read! An updated P&P story, set in modern Boston. Lizzy drinks vodka, Darcy... hasn't change
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,788 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Complete
A Choice of Words by moon71 reviews
After the legendary fight between Crateros and Hephaestion, Alexander is faced with a dilemma... Alexander x Hephaistion
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
The Forbidden Medley: Spoofstyle! by absinthefire reviews
When filming a spoof in the Shadow House goes horribly wrong, what can you do? Drink troblin blood, of course! MANY characters from several different series like Buffy, TFG, TVD and also their authors. Jack Black and Kyle Gass guest appearances.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Forbidden Game series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 10/29/2003
Stalking Lily Evans by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
It has been suggested that James observe Lily, learn more about her, figure out ways to get her to like him that don't involve his tongue. Notepassing, observations, and general prickiness abound.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,280 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 5/28/2004 - James P.
Anniya by Faeriegurl reviews
Summary: A half Elfin, half human girl is roped into a quest to save Kyrria from an evil Count with a handsome prince and a daring thief. Completed And more then a thousand reviews! :)
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 118,851 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 4/2/2001 - Complete
A Retelling of Snow White by Lady Arianna1 reviews
Snow white is Amaranta, a princess whos father is remarrying.The stepmother has a personality, the dwarves are boys, and Amaranta DOESN'T sing to the squirrals. Please R&R!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2002 - Published: 2/1/2002
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I Am Not Atlas reviews
How can one man compete against a hero? How can an ordinary mortal man win the love when his competition is worshipped by all. Simple: he cannot. Richard's pov. One shot.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
A Stag in the Headlights reviews
Summer before 7th year, Lily finds an injured stag in her yard which later turns into an injured James in her bedroom. The blackmail potential is huge. LoveHate. Arrogant James, Fiery Lily. Yes, you want to read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,089 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Of Humans and Fairies reviews
Remember how Ella is a Friend of the Fairies? A human with Fairy blood? Well, that means a human and fairy had to have children once. So that takes us back to Laeliena, ancester of Ella . . . Please R&R!
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,989 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 3/10/2002