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Joined 02-02-09, id: 1825907, Profile Updated: 05-23-13
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

I feel as though I should share some information about myself here, but I'm not entirely positive what it is you might wish to know about me. I will select some things at random and hope that they answer any burning questions you have.

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I'm particularly fond of Eggs Benedict, although the eggs must be properly poached. If they aren't, I get very sad. A good poached egg must be slightly runny, people.

While we're on the subject of food, I should tell you that I'm quite deedy in the kitchen. A real dab hand. I bake my own bread, make my own sausages and pasta, and am famous in certain circles for devising interesting ways in which to serve unappetizing vegetables. I am also thought to produce the most moist and delicious roasted turkey ever tasted by man. I'm not positive if this includes all of mankind, but I'm assured that it definitely includes all of the men who have tasted my turkey. Hey, that sounded dirty, and it wasn't meant to be. Ignore me.

My favorite color is blue, and I prefer humble silver or pewter to flashy gold.

I have a cat. His name is Fritz, and he is a Norwegian Forest Cat, which means that he is spectacularly furry and large. Fritz is lovely, but he is as dumb as a shoe, and he never knows when a date is over. Seriously, he will look longingly at me as though I haven't just been scratching his head for two solid hours. I have moved on, but Fritz doesn't know how to quit me.

If I had to describe myself in one brief, pithy phrase, I would say that I am an enigma wrapped in bacon covered by a bath towel.

I'm an Aquarius. I don't think it has had any effect whatsoever on who I am and how I move through the world, but there are people who will care about those kinds of things, so I share the information with you because I'm trying to be fair-minded and generous about issues like this.

I know a lot of people, but I like very few of them. People are so selfish and thoughtless. I like people who ask you how you are doing, and then actually stop and listen as though they expect you to tell them honestly what's going on in your life. My best friend Amber does this, and I love her for it.

I'm in pretty great shape all the way around. Really very normal. No neuroses or hangups or tripwires. I'm not saying that there aren't things in my life that I'd like to change, but for the most part, I'm a happy person. This leaves me with plenty of free time to solve the problems of others. Also, I'm a bit of an insomniac, which adds to those hours I have available for the service of others.

I read a lot. Currently, my nightstand boasts the following: a tome on the history of the English language, The Theory of Everything by Stephen Hawking, a delicious old piece of fluff by Georgette Heyer, and a xeroxed copy of a play by Dorothy Sayers called The Just Vengeance.

My son turned eleven this spring. He's completely hilarious - I love listening to him because he has the vocabulary of a college graduate and the mind of a little boy, and these two things in concert with one another produce the most interesting conversations I've ever had. I am trying to raise him to be a good boyfriend, because there are really too few of those around. He holds doors open for women, says "please" and "thank you", and gives plenty of hugs. When he wants me to do something for him, he prefaces the request by saying, "Oh, mommy, you're so beautiful and nice. Would it be too much for me to ask you to..." Isn't that charming? I taught him how to pwn me.

Everyone's got his or her bugaboo about usage. I will avoid the obvious and share one of mine:

Rein - a thin strap of leather attached to a horse's bridle, used to guide and restrain. Something which is meant to restrain or contain (to "rein in" would indicate, for example, that you wish your horse to stop moving, and so have pulled upon the reins to bring the horse to a halt). If you are giving someone "free rein", you are offering them unrestricted access to something, or in essence, permitting your horse to go at whatever pace suits the horse.

Reign - to rule over, as a sovereign. Royal authority. It is impossible to give anyone "free reign".

There's also "rain", but I'm hoping you already know what that one means. In the Northeastern United States, we have of late had a little too much free rain.

Also, I tweet. Feel free to find me to see what the heck I babble about all day: @writeontime

Also also? I started a blog: In this blog, I will wonder about some things involved in the writing process. I will do that in a friendly (and hopefully, helpful) fashion, and share with you the things I learned in the process of completing my creative writing degree. If you're new to the process of writing fiction, you might find some useful information there. If you don't care about writing and are merely bored, it might make you laugh.

I'm still around, although not writing anything for this site at the moment because I'm trying to finish up a wholly original work. The prologue for "The Event Warden" is posted on my blog, and I'd love it if you jogged over there to take a peek at the thing!

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14736 - Favs: 12,467 - Follows: 5,661 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12861 - Favs: 5,920 - Follows: 5,295 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20325 - Favs: 13,524 - Follows: 5,553 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7321 - Favs: 4,186 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3905 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5085 - Favs: 6,269 - Follows: 3,799 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On Grey Mornings by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's tryst with power made her infamous. Hounded and ashamed, she's back in Forks to start over again, but where do you find a clean slate when everyone who sees you already knows your biggest secret? AH, adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,376 - Reviews: 3685 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drift by denverpopcorn reviews
A blizzard blows in and shuts down the City. Everyone prepares for a snow day, including Edward and Bella. They each have a life-changing decision to make, but will their sudden confinement cool their passion and force them to face certain truths? E/B,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9498 - Favs: 6,793 - Follows: 3,802 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14379 - Favs: 15,963 - Follows: 8,488 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Study by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's dreams have a way of coming true. But what will she do when the man she dreams of appears in her life as a boy who is less than ideal? Will finding him mean losing her BFF, Jane? Does knowing the future change the present? Rated M for adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,197 - Reviews: 7722 - Favs: 2,523 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5716 - Favs: 6,623 - Follows: 3,747 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2953 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl with a Red Umbrella by spanglemaker9 reviews
Co-Written w/ justaskalice. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose's letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,197 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11442 - Favs: 4,864 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7026 - Favs: 4,225 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3482 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5894 - Favs: 9,956 - Follows: 3,295 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8970 - Favs: 15,351 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Breaking News reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7211 - Favs: 5,653 - Follows: 4,134 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4573 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TPAP Extra 2 Now Go We In Content reviews
This is the second and final extra bit for "The Port Angeles Players", made possible by a generous donation from the fabulous AccioBourbon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crossette and Chrysanthemum reviews
Desperate for a date to the company Fourth of July party, Bella asks the stuffy guy in the next office suite to accompany her. Uptight Edward finds some independence from his rules at the bottom of a plastic cup.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
Sweet Talk reviews
For two years, Edward's been longing for more with his pretty boho classmate, Bella Swan. The school V-Day dance is his big chance to make a move - if he can just figure out exactly what a "move" is. AH/Canon Couples. O/S for Cupid's Little Ficsters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cash Only: OneShot for Haiti Relief reviews
College student Bella spends her day making change for commuters as a toll-booth collector on a NYC bridge. The kind of change she's made for smitten, Volvo-driving Edward, however, adds up to more than a few quarters. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
TPAP Extra 1 Will You, Nil You reviews
An extra bit from The Port Angeles Players, created especially for mujisan as part of the Support Stacie Author's Auction. The Players return to the stage for "The Taming of The Shrew".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete