ShantiSmurf
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Joined 02-02-09, id: 1826018, Profile Updated: 08-19-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

My beautiful son was born in April 2011 and I have the first five months of his life blissfully free until I return to my web developer position part time. This means lots of time with smartphone in one hand and nursing with the other while I read my way through the HPDM fandom. Oh the hardship :D

I started out in fanfiction with the Twilight universe and still follow the occasional story from my favorite authors, but these days my life is all Harry/Draco all the time. I am very pro-EWE, anti-Ginny/Harry, and totally squicked out by Snarry. Argh, wish I could see what you people see in that greaseball! (Although I can see the appeal of Alan Rickman, that's for sure!) My very favorite fics are post-Hogwarts stories with lots of original magic, characters, and settings...oh, and smut. Duh. I am a huge sucker for flangst.

I would adore the chance to beta for you. I can be as much a stickler for grammar as you'd like and I'd like to think I'm good at constructive criticism. I am plagued by plot bunnies but I'm still working on getting my own content out. Having babies is good for reading time but not so much as good for writing time. Please PM me if you'd like my help before I get up the nerve (and time) to finally finish something!

Also feel free to friend me on LiveJournal; I'm there as Shantismurf as well. I recently changed my FFnet screenname from NutsAndBerries so things would be more consistent.

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Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14455 - Favs: 10,160 - Follows: 7,823 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7047 - Favs: 5,100 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
HD 'Pharo' Bottomdraco Fest 2010 by tigersilver reviews
AU, EWE. Set in the English Regency Period, Viscount Draco Malfoy and Mr. Harry Potter pursue a dangerous game, involving the gambling of hearts and cards, all to expose the evil ways of Lord Voldemort. Bows to Georgette Heyer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,983 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'Clinical Trials of Case VLA101' 2011DracoTops by tigersilver reviews
2011 Fest Fic, DracoTopsHarry. Veela Draco, Forced Bonding. Auror Potter has another service to perform for the Wizarding world and this one quite specifically involves that Unspeakable, Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,324 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Something We Can't Control by bsmog reviews
It's the night before Harry's first class at Hogwarts. He has the jitters, and Draco, being Draco, has just the thing to calm him - a trip to the Astronomy Tower, of course. Outtake for You Align My Stars. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You Align My Stars by bsmog reviews
Harry Potter has been hiding since the end of the war. A request from an unlikely source to return to Hogwarts could teach him a lesson or two about life and how to live it. Post-war, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,945 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fathers, Who Could Do With a Spot of Sinning by Blame Brampton reviews
After their sons fall for each other at school, Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter decide it's finally time to talk like adults about their own ties to each other. If only they could. Meanwhile, events of national importance conspire to distract them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,808 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Three Memories Lily Potter Has of Her Parents by dracosoftie reviews
Lily has always assumed her parents had the perfect marriage, but on her own wedding day, she finds out that's not exactly true. EWE, angst, fluff. H/D. NC-17. 17K words
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,992 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
FireWorks by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't want to hear anything Draco Malfoy has to say, but ignoring him and all the letters he sends probably isn't the best idea he's ever had, all things considered. Warnings: Sexual Content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,887 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mind's Eye by Galadriell reviews
After five years of silence in a mental institution, Harry speaks. "Malfoy," he murmurs. Why would he speak the name of his Slytherin counterpart? So begins the treatment with Draco in the forefront of it all. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mate by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Veela fic: Draco's a Veela and does NOT want Harry for his Mate - well TOUGH ;P N/B This is an OLD fic, its cheesy, OOC, sappy, smexy and entirely too full of pet names lol there, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ;P - also Draco is EASY lol, no likey no readey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,749 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4535 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Love Shall Ever Live Young by Starshinedown reviews
The sequel to Aengus. When the love of your life is a god who holds grudges like no one you've ever met and is eyeballs deep in mythological intrigue, a fairytale ending can be hard to reach. All human. Rated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,958 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fair Play by LadyVaderWrites reviews
With the intent to avenge his friend, Harry accidentally 'love dusts' himself in the presence of Draco Malfoy I call this my 'Willow' rip off fic, both the dusted dialogue & the dust of broken hearts are taken from said film with intent to spoof ;P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ars Moriendi by vanilladoubleshot reviews
Edward and Bella thought they would have forever. Instead, Edward is teaching Bella a ghostly lesson in ars moriendi... "the art of dying." AU; mixed POV; lemons; MCD at onset. Some mild/dream-state DubCon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
HD 'Tyger, Tyger' domeveela Fest 2010 by tigersilver reviews
AU; EWE; Veela!Draco; Mate!Harry. The 'other' fic for domeveela Fest 2010 finds our intrepid, furry heros in Siberia, as tigers, and battling a quite strong compulsion to follow instinct. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,096 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,738 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,434 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
HD 'Magic Eight Ball' by tigersilver reviews
Hermione brings a Muggle device to their usual after-work drinking sessions; Malfoy is utterly fascinated. Harry is not, especially as Malfoy keeps asking it questions about his personal life. AU; EWE, JuniorAurors!Harry smuff-filled center. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Little Red Courgette by Blame Brampton reviews
Draco Malfoy's postwar career as a Ministry functionary has been a slow progression upwards in the world. So it seems profoundly unfair that it should all be thrown into disarray by a combination of undersized vegetables and the disillusioned Head Auror.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,928 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HD 'Lumos' by tigersilver reviews
Sometimes the simplest spells are the most powerful. AU; EWE; MPREG implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, pleaded, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only. NO sexual abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Masquerade by dracosoftie reviews
Harry finally finishes the Twilight series, and Draco throws him a party to celebrate. With everyone Polyjuiced as Twilight characters, will they find each other? H/D and other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,323 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Place Your Bets by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Collaboration with vanillabeans - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights; that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,483 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Aengus by Starshinedown reviews
An entry in Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Bella goes abroad to do research for her upcoming novel. What will she discover while on her trip? All Human, lemon. Nominated at the Eddie Awards for Best Short Story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 4,221 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Honeymoon by Juliejuliejulie reviews
The first night of the honeymoon on Isle Esme. What exactly happened after Edward pulled Bella deeper into the ocean? The events from the water to the bedroom from Edward's POV. Five chapters. Mature but restrained content, hopefully true to the canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Poetry In Motion by eroticfan reviews
Art meets lust in Forks. This is - hell, I don’t know really. Mostly AU-Human, it’s not out there enough to be crackfic, although it’ll have its moments. Edward is a sensitive soul and budding poet, and Bella has a very special weakness for his poetry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,626 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Landing Zone by HaileyCherie reviews
Edward Cullen blames scientist Isabella Swan for getting them stranded on a remote island. But hell, Edward can improvise, adapt, and overcome...as long as Bella stops driving him wild...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,661 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 453 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3279 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Volunteers by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Written for livejournal's Beltane Fic Exchange: Harry, Draco, and a volunteer position that was supposed to be quick and easy. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,246 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sand Castles & Fingerpaints by Kudra23 reviews
Postwar, postHogwarts: Harry and Draco meet up at a Ministry celebration, and wackiness ensues. Pairing: HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 3,659 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Size Matters reviews
Genre: Humor, Post-DH; Word count: 120; Warnings: None.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry and Draco at the Optician's reviews
A drabble for the fic "Turn" by Sara's Girl. DH and even oh god epi-compliant but you could pretend it's not if you like. Harry needs new glasses to complete his new look and it's the perfect excuse to spend some time with his favorite prickly blond.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Le Cygne et le Lion reviews
J’ai écrit cette histoire pour ma classe française quand nous étudiions les contes traditionnels. Pardonnez-moi pour le français mauvais! Si vous avez les corrections je les apprécierais! Je désire d’écrire cette histoire en anglais aussi.
Twilight - Rated: K - French - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete