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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hi!! For basic info, I'm a English female living in England although my dream is to move to America!!

Obsession: Twilight! Harry Potter! Alex Rider series, Mortal Instruments series

Thing I can't live without: Friends, Family, Chocolate and all things rainbow...

I am a bit weird and people tend to think I am CRAZY! They are generally right, but it's all good 'cos all ma friends are used to me by now!!

I don't follow people and fashion trends, I'm usually myself and not afraid to stand up for what I believe in! I only like guys as friends and if someone chats me up, I tell them where to go and what to do! I am quite a big klutz but not the biggest in our group, I can't play sports to save my life and if you give me a hockey stick I can do quite alot of damage!

I really like writing and want to eventually be an author when I'm older! I hope you like my writing!

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xJasperMakesMeFeelLovedx

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Mimi-Love-4Ever, xJasperMakesMeFeelLovedx,

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If you could read that put it in your profile

7 reasons Not to Mess with small children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God...

Funny Stuff:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother f upside the head

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

My heart is not a playground

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

To a guy love is only a chapter but to a girl its her whole book.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I hate it when people say: "When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.

"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.

"Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it?

"Lol(all the time)" If you laugh out loud that much, then you have issues.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Anime-Kunoichi, YuYuInufreak332, Mistress Persephone, HaLoCo, Mrs Cullen for Life, Mimi-Love-4Ever, xJasperMakesMeFeelLovedx,

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (Like-HECK YES! iT'S WHAT I wrote to Santa for, that and an Edward/Carlisle/Emmett/Jasper of my own)

If you have ever tripped over air and expected Edward to catch you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there for you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that there is a Carlisle Cullen out there for you, copy and paste.

If you believe that there is an Emmett Cullen out there for you, copy and paste.

If you believe that there is a Jasper Hale-Cullen out there for you, copy and paste.

If you are a proud stalker and obsessed fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this. (Who isn't?!)

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Who doesn't?)

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile (Go Eddy!)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever spelled a word backwards without realizing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. (No offense)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (that's what siblings are for, lol)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Mimi-Love-4Ever, xJasperMakesMeFeelLovedx

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

Guy's Point of View: Written by a guy.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD. We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's not looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'. I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether. Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION BEHIND, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT. Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT! Give the nice guys a chance.

Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder.
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush...

Guys: NO GRABBING!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

If you havent stopped, seriously stop!

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this .

26 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do!

1) Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2) To secretly smell you hair, but you always notice.
3) Stick up for you, but still respects your independence...
4) Give you the remote control during the game.
5) Come up behind you, and put his arms around you.
6) Play with your hair.
7) His hand always finds yours.
8) Be cute when he really wants something.
9) Offer you plenty of massages.
10) Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11) ...Never run out of love.
12) Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13) Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14) Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15) React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16) Smile a lot.
17) Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, but does it because he knows how much it means to you.
18) Appricate you.
19) Help others out.
20) Drive for 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21) Always give you a peck on the cheek when you are departing form each other's company, even if his friends are watching.
22) Sing, even if he can't.
23) Have a creative sense of humor...
24) Stare at you.
25) Call for no reason.
26) If you are away from each other for a period of time, tell you that he misses you and wishes you were there.

WARNING! THERE IS A NEW DISEASE SPREADING QUICKLY THROUGH THE WORLD! IT IS CALLED OTD. OTD STANDS FOR Obsessive Twilight Dissorder. IF YOU SUFFER FROM OTD, PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE! I'M OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT AND PROUD OF IT!

NORMAL PEOPEL:SAY OMG
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already has it all taken care of!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll provoke the Volturi and blame you

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and emett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON:)

~TWILIGHT OATH~
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.

And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
Twilight isn't an obsession...
it's a way of live you know...

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
3. True love knows no boundaries.
4. Some people are just danger magnets.
5. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
6. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
7. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
8. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
9. Family is about more than just blood.
10. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
11. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
12. There are exceptions to every rule.
13. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
14. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
15. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
16. Cold hands = Warm heart.
17. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
18. Romeo was an idiot.
19. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
20. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

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Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives in hell with her widower father, Charlie. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's horrific life, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,546 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella
Moxie by Avery Shane reviews
Bella's best friend is Alice Cullen. She knows that Alice's brothers are in the band Tidal Dreams and her brother, Edward, is the world's heartthrob. What happens when, after five years of friendship with Alice, Bella meets the band?AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,437 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's secret past by AshleighLuvsJasper reviews
after the cullens left, bella started to see&hear things differently. Charlie notices and tells her that she is a shadowhunter. what will happen when the cullens see her again w/her new family of hunters? Twilight&City of Bones crossover
Crossover - Twilight & Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,454 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Jace W.
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by GothicFaery94 reviews
To stop the Mad Hatter's killing spree in her town, Alice's father makes a deal with the madman. He'll give Alice to the Hatter and the madman will stop killing the townspeople. Alice/Mad Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,009 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 4,695 - Follows: 3,473 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naughty Elf by twilly reviews
Santa believes there's no such thing as a bad elf. Bella's been fired from nearly every toy shop. How can Santa get her in the right position when everything out of her mouth is so very dirty? Santa, elves, chocolate starfish and phasing reindeer
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3637 - Favs: 4,423 - Follows: 4,542 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11479 - Favs: 9,089 - Follows: 6,584 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vault by SydneyAlice reviews
An outtake written for Fandom Fights Tsunami.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5159 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Audra Isabella Potter by Sea of Topaz reviews
Audra & Harry were left at the Dursleys. After 4 years Remus and Sirius take them away. Audra is scared of everything. What happens when the Cullens move in next door? Audra & Bella r the same people. HPXTwilight posted under both. Bella slightly OOC late
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 140,947 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Harry P.
Found my missing pieces by SwanGirl reviews
Bella is a half vampire half human.Bella has lost her best friend mary, who died in the 1920's who was like her sister.What will happen when her and family come to forks and they meet the Cullens. Why does Alice remind her of mary. Same pairings. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,777 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 12/20/2008
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rock by savannavansmutsmut reviews
One-shot. Innocent Bella, drug problem musician Edward. He comes to her rescue, will she come to his?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10175 - Favs: 6,191 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4341 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 3,437 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
I Almost Told You That I Love You by RobinCullen05 reviews
Bella is talked in to going to a concert featuring a rock band with a sexy lead singer. Can she catch the attention of the green-eyed, beautifully inked, vocalist? AH/One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Letter by changedbyEdward reviews
Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears the velvety voice of rapper Edward Cullen one day and it changes her life. What happens after she writes her fan letter to him is fate personified. AU/AH Canon pairings M for language, alcohol, etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,239 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Can't Make You Love Me, But I'll Try by VelvetRainDrop reviews
Edward is a ghost with a dangerous past. He haunts an old house in Forks and social outcast Bella is dared to go in. An unlikely friendship develops but Edward is keeping a secret from Bella. Can the secret help Edward be with the girl he loves? AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,178 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Magical Secrets the Prequel by AStudyInTeal reviews
Follow Bellatrix Lestrange's daughter, Isabella Lestrange, AKA Bella Swan, through her early years--before Bella met and fell in love with Edward Cullen--growing up, as both a Chosen One and as two Death Eaters' daughter. *Read Magical Secrets 1 first*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,305 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love Song by elusivetwilight reviews
She was his, and when he left, he took more than himself away from her. She never moved on, and lived a quiet anonymity; until one afternoon she turned on the radio, and heard her very own love song. FGB auction win. AHAU E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,725 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 158 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Not Exactly Human by Twilightloverforeverandever reviews
Edward left Bella, alone in the woods, thinking he didn't love her. Six months on and she has returned to the place she calls home, Hogwarts, but what happens when Edward and the rest of the Cullens show up? What will Bella do? ON HIATUS! SORRY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,595 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Magical Secrets by AStudyInTeal reviews
Bella was sent to Forks as a Mission for the Order of the Phoenix.Edward left her, now she's returned as a failure. Voldemort's power is growing and the Cullens come to Hogwarts.Bella is supposed to help Harry defeat Voldemort but, can she? Summary inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,640 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
The Enemy Prince by Baby Serena reviews
Bella, Rosalie and Alice are all vampire slayer sisters and Edward, Emmett and Jasper are Vampire Princes. But what will happen when they meet and it is not what they expected. Now they must choice between what they know and how there hearts feel
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,612 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9463 - Favs: 7,826 - Follows: 3,250 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Kings of Forks by ladyinblue6 reviews
Hockey is an emotional sport for the players and the fans. For TT25.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,334 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behind the Shades by Fates-Love-Queen reviews
Edward Cullen is just your average teenage nerd - Except for the fact that he is a Superhero with an alter ego... Bella Swan is going to learn that looks really can be deceiving. A story of secrets, lies and love. 3rd Place Public Vote Superhero Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
Raindrops by edieswan reviews
It's been a year since Edward left Bella on a street corner in Camden, London. A year on, she returns to the same spot. But will Edward return, too? And what kind of effect will the raindrops have on Bella's mind? Major fluff & Lemons. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting For Dr Right by vickitori303 reviews
Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,703 - Reviews: 3410 - Favs: 4,361 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sky High At Twilight by Rubberduck697 reviews
Bella Swan is starting her first year of high school at Sky High, but Sky High is no ordinary High School. Located over a thousand feet above the ground, Sky High is a training ground for super heroes, and potentially super villains. All human-kinda.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,607 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5914 - Favs: 9,691 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Careless Whisper by edwardsdirtylittlesecret reviews
Continuation of Eevy Angel's story. Edward and Bella have made the choice to tell the world of their marraige and the impending arrival of their first child. Join them as they make their way through all life throws at them. Laughter and Lemons ahead.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,442 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Truly A Cullen: Bella's Story by ArmyMonique reviews
What if Bella was the first one to join Carlisle after he became a vampire. More importantly, what if she was his daughter? The timeline starts in the late 1800's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,870 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
So Be It by SophiaAnne reviews
Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.
Crossover - Pump Up The Volume & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,484 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
StarStruck Twilight Style by dRuMgG reviews
Bella is the only girl not crushing on the pop star Edward Cullen. What will happen when they are stuck together for a day? And more important, what will happen after? E\B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Confessions of a Not So Teenaged Nanny by Hazelnut4o6 reviews
OVERHAULING in progress
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009
Fate by TeamEdwardAllTheWayXD reviews
Life was boring. Or so she thought. Bella only had her books and her father... Until a certain bronze haired prince turns her life upside down. Based on Beauty and the Beast. Written with xJasperMakesMeFeelLovedx
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Cinderbella by lizzybennet95 reviews
Based off the classic Cinderella tale, with a twist, Bella is Princess Alice's handmaid and best friend. She's okay with loving Prince Edward from afar, until Alice decides to take matters into her own hands.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Tortured Loss by Lola422 reviews
AU Charmed xover BellaxEdward What if Bella was a Charmed One? Bella's been a witch for only 3 months. It's been 7 months since she's seen the Cullens. Edward's left and Alice doesn't have a vision of her jumping off a cliff. What if Fate steps in?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,012 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Bella, Edward
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 3,242 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Captured by Nudge-LostintheDark reviews
Bella lives on her father's ship, and when she gets the chance to be on land, she meets Edward Cullen. What happens when she gets back on the ship and a ruthless pirate kidnaps her? Will she end up loving this pirate or being afraid of him? BxE AU/AH/OCC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,495 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Kicking Down Walls by pamela0201 reviews
Edward and Bella find themselves trapped in an overcrowded, corrupt Juvenile Detention Centre. Will the brutal establishment break them down, or can they fight the system and have a future together? Collab with VampGirl for NaughtyHeels 80s o/s contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,379 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finding Beauty within the Beast by Fatal Excuses reviews
-!COMPLETED!-Bella is working to pay off debt to Edward Cullen, a man with a scarred face.Falling in love was never part of the plan.Can she help him with the scars that are internal,and run much deeper than anything visible? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,802 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boot Camp by Almis31 reviews
When you’re young you’re supposed to have fun, law be damned. At least that’s how Bella Swan, Rosalie Hale and Alice Brandon saw it. Rated for foul-language, under-age drinking and general law-breaking. AU-Human, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,327 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 3,399 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One Of The Guys by What.happened.to.Ellie.Creed reviews
Skater chick, Bella Swan and her brother Emmett get sent to a boarding school. It is all boring until Edward, Renesmee and Jasper transfer. Full summary inside. T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,759 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweeping Booty by Kassiah reviews
Will the help of fairy godmothers Emmett, Jasper, and Jacob be enough to help Bella awaken Sleeping Beauty Edward when the evil Jane causes him to get a paper cut and fall into a deep sleep? My entry for the Trust in Advertising Crackfic Contest. AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,334 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Doctor's Daughter by hidingthetruthbehindamask reviews
The Doctor's Daughter is on hiatus from now on due to the fact I am snowed under with coursework. I am not finished with this story and I promise I will finish this story whenever I get chance- Hanabella Louise 25/2/12
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - 10th Doctor, Bella
Eternally by Mistress Melody reviews
Princess Bella has waited for 700 years for her true love, she is tired of waiting, afraid he will never come,When James shows up in her life trying to woo her with pretty words, will she give in or will her love show up after all.rated M for later chaps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,337 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Demasked by Sacmis reviews
Having lost everything, Alex is sent back to the SAS training camp. But even here, he can't escape old demons and even makes new ones. How far can a 14 year old be pushed? And what lengths will a unit go to for their 5th member?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,245 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Best Friends by twilightseries4life reviews
This is basically a story about Edward, Bella, Jasper, Emmett, Alice, and Rosalie as toddlers. Follow their crazy adventures together. From Jasper learning about PMSing, to Emmett committing "suicide". Cute fluff. Good for a few quick laughs! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Calling Dr McYummy by duckie87 reviews
For years Bella's life revolved around her godson and face painting skills. What happens when a night of babysitting turns into a meeting with Dr. Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,400 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Getting Old by babysis reviews
Bella's been moved from foster home to foster home for seven years. She's counting the days until she turns 18 and can live on her own. But when a new "parent", Edward Cullen, takes her in, will she actually want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,351 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8724 - Favs: 14,301 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mothers and Fathers by Blue eyed vampwolf reviews
Esme finally found her power.The power to have children. Now she can also make other female vampire have children too.Esme asks if Bella, Alice, and Rosalie want to have children. What will happen when the guys find themselves with 4 pregnant she vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007
Never Existed by Notebookinherlap reviews
For any Twilight fan.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
When I Became a Princess by dream-a-lot reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
The Day My Life Came Back by KlumzyKat reviews
Isabella Swan was born in 1845. Shes now a vampire going to visit an old friend. Dr. Carlisle Cullen. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,324 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Physical Ever by spuntinsel reviews
A series of one-shots featuring Doctor Edward and Bella. It all starts when Bella schedules her yearly check-up with Dr. Cullen. Follows the couple through lemony events in their relationship. Hot and humorous.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,719 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Teach Me to Love by Kapootya reviews
Bella 27; English Professor. Edward 36; Famous novelist. Rosalie 23; Italian heiress. Emmett 25; Football coach. Jasper 21; engineering undergrad student. Alice 27; Fashion Designer. This is their story. BPov, Emotional, Lemons, Human. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,687 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Betrothed by Twilightluv4ever reviews
Bella, Rose and Alice are sisters and have been arranged to marry Edward, Emmett and Jasper. The Swan sisters are sure that they will not fall in love, but what if everything does not go as they first planned?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,143 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
A Band Called Crimson by Forever Raining reviews
When Bella joined Edward, Jasper and Emmett's garage band they never expected to become famous. Now that they are caught up in the public eye will they stay together or will the fame break apart their friendship and a band called Crimson. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,209 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 214 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Edward: A Bella Swan Challenge by xshear reviews
Bella's looking for a job, Alice is looking to teach Edward a lesson and all Edward wants is to get laid. A short, multi-chapter fic that's completely OOC on all characters. Oh, and it's full of smutty goodness. AU HUMAN people.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7697 - Favs: 9,055 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Princess of the Sea by The Literature Dragon reviews
Edward is the captain of the sea, Bella is the princess. Their ships cross paths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Take Care by Resiliency reviews
AU, All human. Bella's looking for a summer job and the Cullens are looking for a live-in nanny for the 2 youngest Cullen kids. But Bella finds more than just a decent paycheck at her new job. She finds a best friend, new opportunities, and... true love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,255 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 179 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Vampires,Witches, Emmett O MY by O MY Edward reviews
The cullens the get Accepted to Hogwarts. Bella is away for a while so the cullens decide to try it out. But what happens when it turns out The cullens were not the only mythical creatures Bella had a secret too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008
Emmett the Mighty Genie by twilightfan2894 reviews
Emmett pretends to be Bella's Genie. Bella gets annoyed every time Emmett takes her wishes literally. Three wishes, an annoyed Bella, an amused Cullen family.....yup that's Emmett for ya.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Snake Charmer by fantastic-timey-wimey reviews
COMPLETE! - Harry finds out his has a sister; a twin sister. She has some secrets and even she might not know all of them. She catches the eye of a certin Slytherin and romance insues.It's better than it sounds. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,182 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
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Three Hearts reviews
AU/AH "It was hard when he left... especially when there was something here to always remind me of him... but I won't regret... Not ever. If this is how it's meant to be... then so be it." Bella Swan has had a hard life... but it's all about to change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
To Love is To Destroy reviews
Two twins are about to enter the Cullens lives and with them comes a great destiny... and a load of laughs and Emmett style pranks. By MrsEdwardCullen001 and xJasperMakesMeFeelLovedx
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009
Baby? reviews
Edward left. Bella's pregnant. Charlie kicks her out and she goes to find Carlisle and Esme. With the help of them, the cullen children and of course Edward... can she have this baby... or will there be some more surprises? Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,412 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009