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TEAM JAPWARD !! andd i jjuustt doedd my hairr bluuee !!
kissed a VAMP and I liked it! I hope my BoYFREIND don't mind
ermm.. hey , i should say. i'm kayleigh and im blonde with blue eyes. i am VERY clumsy. i have broke my arms and wrists 23 times. my legs and ankals 6 times. had 3 concusions.1 broken nose.and 3 broken ribs. dont ask how lol xx lol. and i love writting and i LOVE TWILIGHT. and im obsessed with it. i do ballet and go on ponte . but i love writting more than it. ( mostly it wrecks , lol) And im totally mad. but love the good books mostly vampire stories or funny ones. i 've only just joined fan fiction and its so kwl !!. please read my stuff. and please reveiw. xxxxx
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SOMG THINGS ABOUT ME:
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. i did it once when my mate said that i was a crazy phyco bitch?? i dont no why and i never will. she still hates me, and i dont even no why. lolxx
Funny Twilight things:
Funny Twilight things:
I have: AACIBD--addicted to all cullens including bella disorder
i also have some badges.well ok a lot of them saying...
i also have some badges.well ok a lot of them saying...
TEAM EDWARD...becuz Jacob doesnt sparkle!
Edward Cullen, sexier than you since 1901
I promise to remember Bella
THings i learned from Twilight:
THings i learned from Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
Some of my favorite parts of Twilight:
Some of my favorite parts of Twilight:
Page 25: (Talking about Mike) But as we were entering the gym, he asked, "So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I've never seen him act like that."
Page 35: (He in this paragraph=Charlie) "Hey Dad, welcome home." "Thanks." He hung up his gun belt and stepped out of his boots as i bustled about the kitchen. As far as I was aware, he'd never shot the gun on the job. But he kept in ready. When I came here as a child, he would always remove the bullets as soon as he walked in the door. I guess he considered me old enough now not to shoot myself by accident, and not depressed enough to shoot myself on purpose.
Page 88: (Edward and Bella in the Cafe.) "They'll survive." I could feel their stares boring into my back. "I may not give you back though," He said with wicked glint in his eyes.
Page 92: "Just one theoary--I won't laugh." "yes, you will." I was positive about that. He looked down, and then glanced up and me through his long black lashes, his ocher eyes scorching. "Please?"HE breathed leaning toward me. I blinked, my mind going blank. Holy crow, how did he do that? "Er, what?" i asked, dazed. "Please tell me just one little theory." His eyes still smoldered at me. "Um, well, bitten by a radioactive spider?" Was he a hypnotist, too? Or was I just a hopeless pushover?
Page 92: "What if i'm not a superhero? What if i'm the bad guy?"
Page 163: (Edward and Bella in Edward's car after he saved her from the guys in the streets.) "Are you all right?" He still didnt look at me, but the fury was plain on his face. "Yes," I croaked softly. "Distract me, please," he ordered. "I'm sorry, what?" he exhaled sharply. "Just prattle about something unimportant until I calm down," HE clarified, closing his eyes and pinching the bridge of his nose with his thumb and forefinger. "Um." I wracked my brain for something trivial. "I'm going to run over Tyler Crowley tomorrow before school?" He was still squeezing his eyes closed, but the corner of his mouth twiched. "Why?" "he's telling everyone that he's taking me to prom--either he's insane or he's still trying to make up for almost killing me last... well, you remember it, and he thinks prom is somehow the correct way to do this. So I figure if I endanger his life, then we're even, and he can't keep trying to make amends. I dont need enemies and maybe Lauren would back off if he left me alone. I might have to total his Sentra, thought. IF he doesn't have a ride he can't take anyone to prom...," I babbled on.
Page 181: (Edward and Bella when Edward tells Bella about his mind reading ablities) "Why do you thiink you can't hear me?" I asked curiously. He looked at me, his eyes cigmatic. "I don't know," he murmured. "the only guess I have is that maybe your mind doesnt work the same way the rest of theirs do. Like your thoughts are on the AMfrequency and I'm only getting FM." He grinned at me, suddenly amused. "My mind doesnt work right? I'm a freak?" The words bothered me more than they should--probably because his speculation hit home. I'd always suspected as much, and it embarrassed me to have it confirmed. "I hear voices in my mind and you're worried that you're the freak," he laughed. "Dont worry, its just a theory..."
Page 200: (Talking about Jess wanting details about the night Bella left Angela and Jess with Edward.) "She wants to know if we're secretly dating. And she wants to know how you feel about me," he finall said. "Yikes. What should I say?" I tried to keep my expression very innocent. People were passing us on their way to calss, probably staring, but I was barely aware of them. "Hmmmm." He paused to catch a stray lock of hair that was escaping the twist on my neck and wound it back into place. My heart spluttered hyperactively. "I suppose you could say yes to the first...if you dont mind--its easier than any other explanation." "I dont mind," i said in a faint voice. "And for the other question...well, I'll be listening to hear the answer to that one myself." One side of his mouth pulled up into my favorite uneven smile. I couldnt catch my breath soon enough to respond to that remark. He turned and walked away.
Page 213: (edward and bella talking about their car trip.) "That wouldnt be a problem." He was very confident. "It's all in the leading." HE could see that I was about to protest, and he cut me off. "But you never told me--are you resolved on going to Seattle, or do you mind if we do something different?" As long as the "we" part was in, I didnt care about anything else. "I'm open to alternatives," I allowed. "But I do have a favor to ask." He looked wary, as he always did when I asked and openended question, "What?" "Can I drive?" He frowned, "Why?" "well, mostly because when I told Charlie I was going to Seattle, he specifically asked if I was going alone and, at the time, I was. IF he asked again, I probably wouldnt lie, but I dont think he will ask again, and leaving my truck at home would just bring up the subject unnecessarily. And also, because you driving frightens me." He rolled his eyes. "Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving."
Page 232-233: "It's twilight," Edward murmured, looking at the western horizon, obscured as it was with clouds. His voice was thoughful, as if his mind were somewhere far away. I stared at him as he gazed unseeingly out the windshield. I was still staring when his eyes suddenly shifted back to mind. "It's the safest time of day for us," he said, answering the unspoken question in my eyes. "The easiest time, But also the saddest, in a way...the end of another day, the return of the night. Darkness is so predictable, dont you think?" He smiled wistfully. "I like the night. Withought the dark, we'd never see the stars." I frowned. "Not that you see them here much."
Page 255: (Edward talking to Bella.) "Are you so depressed by Forks that it's made you suicidal?"
Page 267: "So what you're saying is, I'm your brand of heroin?" I teased, trying to lighten the mood. He smiled swiftly, seeming to appreciate my effort. "Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin."
Page 274: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...," he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word. "What a stupid lamb," I sighed. "What a sick, masochistic lion." He stared into the shadowy forest for a long moment, and I wondered where his thoughts had taken him.
Page 279: "Will you turn into a bat?" I asked warily. He laughed, louder than I'd ever heard. "Like I haven't heard that one before." "RIght, I'm sure you get that all the time." "Come on little coward, climb on my back."
Page 281: (after Edward takes Bella on the little trip on his back) "How do you feel?" he asked. I couldnt be sure how I felt when my head was spinning so crazily. "Dizzy, I think." "Put you head between your knees." I tried that, and it helped a little. I breathed in and out slowly, keeping my head very still. I felt him sitting beside me. The moments passed, and eventually I found that I could raise my head. There was a hollow ringing sound in my ears. "I guess that wasnt the best idea," He mused. I tried to be positive, but my voice was weak. "No, it was very interesting." "Hah! YOu're as white as a ghost--no, you're as white as me!"
Page 284: (Bella and Edward fighting over who shuld drive) "Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive. I'm not about to let you behind the wheel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight. Besides, friends dont let friends drive drunk," he quoted with a chuckle. I could smell the unbearably sweet fragrance coming off his chest. "Drunk?" I objected. "You're intoxicated by my very presence." He was grinning that playful smirk again. "I cant argue with that," i sighed. There was no way around it; I couldnt resist him in anything. I held the key high and dropped it, watching his hand flash like lightning to catch it soundlessly. "Take it easy--my truck is a seniour citizen."
Page 294: "Dont be self-conscious," he whispered in my ear. "If I could dream at all it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it."
Page 302: "I'm trying," he shispered, his voice pained. "If it gets to be...too much, I'm fairly sure I'll be able to leave." I scowled. I didnt like the talk of leaving. "And it will be harder tomorrow," he continued. "I've had the scent of you in my head all day, and I've grown amazingly desensitized. IF I'm away from you for any length of time, I'll have to start over again. Not quite from scratch, though, I think." "Dont go away, then," I responded, unable to hide the longing in my voice. "That suits me," he replied, his face relaxing into a gentle smile. "Bring on the shackles--I'm your prisoner." But his long hands formed manacled around my wrists as he spoke. He laughed his quiet, musical laugh. He'd laughed more tonight than I'd ever heard in all the time I'd spent with him.
Also Page 302: "You seem more...optimistic than usual," I observed. "I havent seen you like this before." "Isnt it suposed to be like this?" He smiled. "The glory of first love, and all that. Its incredible, isnt it, the difference between reading about something, seeing it in the pictures, and experiencing it?" "Very different," I agreed. "More forceful than I'd imagined."
Page 306: I could feel his cool breath on my neck, feel his nose sliding along my jaw, inhaling. "I thought you were desensitized." "Just because I'm resisting the wine doesnt mean I cant appreciate the bouquet," he whispered. "You have a very floral smell, like lavender...orfreesia," He noted. "It's mouthwatering." "Yeah, its an off day when i dont get somebody telling me how edible I smell.
And and am a total Twilight Fanatic!! so you could call me a Twilighterrrrrr or one of my personal fave's Fanpire! I LOVE THOSE BOOKS!!
Things NOT related to Twilight . but sound like they are?! lol xx :
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
1. If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger.
2. When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!"
3. When a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."
4. Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.
5. Remember that all actions have reactions... (You don't wana know why I put this in here, believe me!)
6. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"
7. While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"
8. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
9. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
10. I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
11. To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.
TEAM EDWARD ALL THE WAY!
The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
7) Thou shall not skip class.
8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside insted.)
9) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: better marks.)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
13 things PMS Stands for:
13. Pass My Shotgun
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
OMG this is REALLY sad! read it!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
READD thiis its soo romaticallll
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummie cause she thinks shes
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she steals your favorite hoodie
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she loves you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you;
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she says it's over
When she reposts this bulletin
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because ten years later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes
-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she's important.
- Don't talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
TEAM JASPWARD !