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Heyy guys, this is me, Jinx 456. Sorry to tell you that I don't write Fan Fictions, I just read them. Sorry. There are some really good Fan Fictions out there by the way, and I love to read them. Some of my favourite books/TV shows etc. are: Twilight, Friends, Gossip Girl, Ugly Betty, The It girl, Family Guy, American Dad, Ghost Whisperer, Waterloo Road, Eastenders and Pushing Daisies (R.I.P). There are a few more but I'm not going to name them all. =) XD


"Life's a bitch, because if it was a slut it would be easy."

"One day, I shall take over the world and buy all the cookies I want."

"You truly out gayed yourself."

"Sometimes letting go doesn't mean your weak, it mean your strong enough to let go."

" Roses are red , Voilets are blue , God made me hot , What the hell happened to you ?"


List 12 Characters From Your Fandom, In No Particular Order:

1. Chandler
2. Serena
3. Alice
4. Bella
5. Carlisle
6. Emmett
7. Ross
8. Blair
9. Chuck
10. Esme
11.Edward
12. Jasper

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?

Yes

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

No, I'm a girl

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Jasper got Blair pregnant, I don't know what would happen, maybe Blair would die??

4. Can you recall any fics about 9?

Yes, quite a few.

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Serena and Emmett, probably yeah. That would be fun to see.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?

Carlisle and Chuck, NO! It's just wrong.

Carlisle and Esme, yeah. They already are!

7. What would happen if 7 were to walk in on 2 and 12 making out?

Ross would probably just stand there watching and not saying anything.

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Esme's feelings on Alice joing the family

9. Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff?

No.

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

11. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you chose?

Beyonce and Shakira- Beautiful Liar

12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would your warning be?

Warning= Chandler may get hurt during this Fan Fiction.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Yesterday

14. Would 1 look if 2 got lost?

Only if they knew each other, which could happen, maybe??

15. What would 3 say if 4 killed 9?

Alice would probably say that she should have seen it coming.

16. 12 goes to break up 10 and 8's wedding. What is their dialogue/ trialogue?

17. Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate (8/eight) 9. =)


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If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

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If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/Hollister told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"


TRUE LOVE:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." HHAHAHAHA!

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies (truest thing EVER).

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.


REMEMBER WHEN ..
Getting high meant swinging at a playground?

The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?

'Mom' (was your hero)

And 'Dad' was the boy you were gonna marry?

When your W0RST ENEMIES were your
siblings
And race issues were about who ran fastest?

When - WAR- was a card game

And life was
simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


Heres some of my favorite quotes from Pushing Daisies, even if you haven't seen the show some of them are soooo funny you can't help but laugh!

Season 1:

Emerson: Check please.

Olive: slams two large wads of cash down on Emerson's table

Emerson: Or cash. Cash is good. grabs money, puts it on his lap

Olive: I want to hire you. Technically, I already have, since you were so grabby with the cash.

Emerson: Think of it as an escrow between my thighs.

Ned: Is this a bad idea? Olive as a client? It's a little too close for comfort.

Emerson: sarcastically Oh, hang on a second, let me ask the money.

Emerson makes his hand a telephone

Emerson: Hey money, it's me, Emerson.

Ned rolls his eyes

Emerson: I'm good, I'm good. Yeah, thanks for asking. Say, can I still pay my bills and buy stuff with you, even though you was Olive's money first? Uh huh.

Ned: Wait.

Emerson: laughs Yeah, okay then. Thanks. laughs again The money don't care. Touch him.

Emerson: I love you, shovel.

Emerson Cod: Sounds like you're narcoleptic.

Ned: I suffer from sudden and uncontrollable attacks of deep sleep?

Emerson: confused What's the other one?

Ned: Necrophiliac.

Emerson: Words that sound alike get mixed up in my head.

Olive Snook: Me too. I used to think that masturbation meant chewing your food. pauses I don't think that anymore.

Chuck: What? You love secrets; you want to marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies.

Emerson: I'm not God, but if I was, I'd be an angry God.

Chuck: I have so many questions. My mind wanders.

Ned: You need to feed it warm milk and a turkey sandwich, let it curl up in a sunny spot and take a nap.

Olive: This is a pie shop, not a herbal crack den.

Olive: Musing on the idea of setting someone on fire doesn't mean you really want to set them on fire, it's just the thought of it that makes you happy, but only for a second and then you feel bad, but that second can be a lot of fun!

Emerson: Some women love like gangstas. They be like "Ooh baby, you bleedin'! How dat happen?" While dey hidin' the razor in their weave.

Ned: You’re the only one for me.

Chuck: I know you feel that now, but there are things you want.

Ned: So? Everyone wants stuff, we wake up every day with list of wishes a mile long and maybe we spend our lives trying to make those wishes come true, but just because we want them doesn’t mean we need them to be happy.

Chuck: What do you need to be happy?

Ned: You.

Alfredo: If I loved you... Then I would love you in any way I could, and if we could not touch, then I would draw strength from your beauty... And if I went blind, I would fill my soul with the sound of your voice and the contents of your thoughts until the last spark of my love for you lit the shabby darkness of my dying mind...

Narrator: The pie-maker considered how not telling Chuck the truth about her father was a lot like being locked in a prison. Then he considered how being locked in a prison was actually much worse than some silly metaphor about truth.

Ned: Could that have happened to me on the roof? Could I have be swarmed? ...In my underwear too. I could've been swarmed in my underwear.

Emerson: Hey, you don't just get to put them pictures in my head. That's an assault on my imagination.

Season 2:

Chuck: Boy, Kentucky sure had it in for Betty but, who had it in for Kentucky?

Ned: The Terrifying Bee Man.

Chuck: What if he was made entirely out of bees and that's why she couldn't see his face because he didn't even have one. I mean, what if there's a whole "Bee-folk society" who'd walk around shaped like people?

Ned: Your thinking about how you can train your bees to walk around in people shapes, aren't you?

Chuck: Yeah.

Olive comes in while Ned, Chuck and Emerson discuss the case

Olive: I know, they were lovers at the same-sex persuasion, and the key is for their love nest.

Ned: We've ruled out "Workplace Romance".

Olive: Oh... I'll just, cross that off my list then.

Chuck: I haven't ruled out "Workplace Romance".

Chuck and Ned smile at one another

Emerson: Romance does give you motive. Somebody's always lovin' somebody they shouldn't be lovin'.

Glares at Olive, who glares back.

Chuck: There was a young man named Von Deenis.

Ned: Who they said had a very big... commercial break

Ned: Could I just say that I know you can take care of yourself. When you moved out I panicked because I thought everything was changing...

Chuck: Everything is changing.

Ned: Way to ruin a good apology.

Chuck: What is so terrible about starting fresh?

Ned: Because starting fresh means something else is ending stale. Chuck, who I destroyed Play-Doh cities with; Chuck, my best friend, my first kiss; I don't want that to change.

Chuck: Yeah, and I'm also Chuck, who went on a pleasure cruise and got a plastic bag put over her head.

Ned: That's not as much fun to remember.

Chuck: But it happened, and when it was happening I was thinking... well, actually I was thinking "Son of a bitch, why did I have to go get ice for my ginger ale?" but, really I was thinking "I finally get to live my own life and it's already over" ...And then you, you came and you gave me another chance.

Ned: So it's my fault

Chuck: My first time around I was terrified of change and I'm not going to make that mistake again; I can't.

Olive: Praying Father, I wish to stay here forever and serve. If this is not thy will, then drop me a line.

Sister LaRue falls to her death and lands infront of Olive

Chasing Sister LaRue after reviving her

Ned: Nun on the run! Nun on the run! Nun on the run!

Catches up to LaRue and touches her again

Ned: We are so going to hell.


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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to impress a guy, but ended up making yourself look horible then copy this to your profile!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song, to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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I don't obsess, I think intensely!
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If you hear the voice of Jasper in your head, put this onto your profile.
If you're constantly thinking, "What would Emmett do?", then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.
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Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know.

My favorite quotes from Twilight Series:

And so the lion fell in love with the lamp. ~Edward Cullen, Twilight

Regardless, I have better reflexes. ~Edward Cullen, Twilight

If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I am not ashamed of it. ~Edward Cullen, Twilight

Just because I’m resisting the wine doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the bouquet. ~Edward Cullen, Twilight

I may not be human, but I am a man. ~Edward Cullen, Twilight

Your hair looks like a haystack…but I like it. ~Edward Cullen, Twilight

You are my life now. ~Edward Cullen, Twilight

And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct. ~Edward Cullen, Twilight

Ι love you, it's a poor excuse for what i am doing, bit it's still true. ~Edward Cullen, Twilight


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Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.


A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse

How long did it take you to read the books?

A few weeks

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Buy them

Who is your favorite character?

All of the Cullens, except Renesmee

Who's your favorite vampire?

All the Cullens, I can't choose

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Jacob

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

Edward: I don’t see you making yourself useful. Why don’t you go fetch a space heater or something?

Jacob:Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard.

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

I have lots, but probably when they officially get engaged

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When he kisses her, and she then punches him and brakes her hand

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Can't decide

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

In New Moon, when Bella, Alice and Edward are with the Volturi. It's not really a battle, but it's a good scene (in the movie and the book)

Which book cover was your favorite?

All of them, I can't decide

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Yes, their one of my favourite series of books

Twilight or New Moon?

BOTH!

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse, but I still love New Moon

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse, but again I still love Twilight

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward, deffinatley

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Bella

Bella or Alice?

Love them both!

Alice or Jacob?

Alice, buy far. I like Jacob, but he's kinda annoying

Rosalie or Alice?

BOTH!

Jasper or Alice?

BOTH!

Jasper or Edward?

BOTH!

Carlisle or Esme?

Love them both, two of my favourite characters

Emmett or Jasper?

Love them both. Deffinatley can't decide

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett all the way

Bella or Rosalie?

Again, BOTH!

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Both

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Like them both, but it would have to be Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires, but werewolves are still cool

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.


I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

He would make a lovely corpse.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."

"Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off."

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just as happy when I had 48 million.

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

When life gives me lemons I throw them back and demand Edward.

Real men...sparkle.

I'm not a complete idiot.

Some parts are missing.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver

"PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a a bitch"

"Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass"

"MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!"

" 'I love you' is eight letters. And so is 'bullshit' "

"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find out they are not it."

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” (Fred Allen)

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. “ (Woody Allen)

“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. “ (Steven Wright)

“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? “ (Lily Tomlin)

“I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. “

“I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead. “

“Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food. “

“We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect. “ (Alanis Morissette)

“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. “ (P. J. O’Rourke)

“Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you. “ (Satchel Paige)

“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.” (Laurence J. Peter)

“We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. “ (George Bernard Shaw)

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. “ (Lily Tomlin)

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? “ (Lily Tomlin)

“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. “ (Harry S. Truman)

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. “ (Mark Twain)

,Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
-- Dave Letterman''

I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true.

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A BLONDE.

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all

Anger is one letter short of danger.

If you die, I'll kill you!"

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?.

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." –Anonymous

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown

"I'll kill you until you die!!"

"They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush"

"The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus"

"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass"

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goo


-On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

-On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

-On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
-On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).

-On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)

-On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)

-On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
-On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)

-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
-On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
-On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

"I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it." ~ Anonymous

"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life." ~ Anonymous

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Ever had writers block when talking?

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.


What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Men are like bank accounts.Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman


Funny sayings, Funny Words of Wisdom

1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

3. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

4. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

5. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

6. Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

7. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

8. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

9. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

10. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

11. My Reality Check bounced.

12. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

13. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

14. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

15. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

16. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

17. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.

18. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

19. If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.

20. If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good

21. The family that sticks together should bathe more often.

22. The fridge light DOES go out. Now let me out of here!!

23. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

24. I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

25. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

26. Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely


Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN we really messed up!"

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this craaaaaap


If you call me a BITCH, well,

a bitch is a female dog,

dogs bark,

bark is on trees,

trees are part of nature,

and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment!


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


Things guys should know about girls!
Men Need To Understand These Things

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)

2. Don't say you understand when you don't.

3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.

4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.

5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.

7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.

9. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.

11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.

12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.

13. Fashion police do exist.

14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.

15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.

17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO!

18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.

19. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.

20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.)

21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

22. We are beautiful at all times.

23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.

24. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.

25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that!

26. we have an excuse to act bitchy once a month; you dont

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is if you've falen while going UP stairs and brought some down with you and the started laughing at THEM...and then yourself later. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.


EVER WONDER where we are heading...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a Broker?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?


25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!

"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE."

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-

find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Smile. It confuses people.

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

The world is cruel... get used to it!

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiney?

Behold the mighty...chihuahua?

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!


she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.
she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’
she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.
she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along w. scissors & had her cut it up.
she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her earz pierced.
she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.
she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that sad "my name is: ALONE."
she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; he asked when he wasnt.

"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

"When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."


30 important things Twilight taught me

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.


Worst Pickup Lines ever!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Jesus died for "Myspace" in heaven!!

There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count & Those who can't

Don't use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice

Every morning is the dawn of a new error

I used up all my sick days, so I am calling in dead

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out

Ever stop to think, but forget to start again?

Don't be so open-minded that your brain falls out.

If at first you DO succeed, then don't look so astonished

Education is important. Although, school is another matter entirely.

Music is love in search of words.

Isn't it a cruel idea to have an 's' in 'lisp'?

Always forgive your enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds!

I ran with scissors and lived!

I agree with the dictionary: Girls before Guys, Partying before Studying, and Friends before Love

I don't obsess. I just think intensely.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

The knack of flying is attempting to fall... and missing the ground.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone has a weird side. Me and my friends just prefer to make it public.

Somebody needs a happy meal.

Music is like candy, you throw away the rappers.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

If you don't like me, there's nothing I can do. Newsflash honey, I don't live to please you!

We fall for stupid boys, make lots of stupid mistakes, talk really fast, and laugh incredibly loud. But us teenages girl are really good at one thing: Staying strong.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

Your just jealous that the little voices are talking to me.

I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't talk to me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

He who smiles in the midst of a tradgedy has found someone to blame it on.


Why America has some issues...

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE.

4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler.

5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

10.) "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." – Unknown

11.) "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." – Unknown

12.) "He who laughs last didn't get it." – Unknown

13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.

27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

40.) Did you just call me a bch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

41.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.


TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect...

TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles...

TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time...

TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha...

TEAM JACOB: because I don't mind a little extra hair...

CULLENISM: my new religion.

DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen...

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

MIKE NEWTON: my brand of valium.

PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Edward prefers them. Take that, blondes!)

JACOB BLACK doesn't have to toast at 108.9 degrees F to have me SWEATING...!

I thought I had found my Edward Cullen... but it was just another idiot with fangs.

If Edward Cullen was real, I'd like, totally stalk him.

WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health. (Not that you'd care.)

Why so sullen, Edward Cullen?

TWILIGHT: noun, 1. period between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease.

THANKS TO TWILIGHT, now if that certain boy seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire, and he's polite enough to try and resist my blood.

EDWARD CULLEN: he's bringing sexy back... yeah!

EMMETT CULLEN is a sexy beast. Literally.

JASPER HALE: Making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts.

In my mind: Edward loves me, Alice is my BFF, and Jacob wants me.

I kissed a WEREWOLF and I liked it! I hope my VAMPIRE don't mind it!

JACOB BLACK OR EDWARD CULLEN?? Ah, that's easy. BOTH, PLEASE AND THANKS!

Maybe I shouldn't say it... but JAMES, if you wanted to track me, I wouldn't be so hard to find... haha.

I like my men cold, dead and sparkling.

If I had my way, I would spend the majority of my time kissing Edward.

In my personal opinion, Bella is a complete twat.

Twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight. What obsession?

Oh, for Fork's sake.

YOU REALLY KNOW YOU'VE REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN, AND ARE TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT, WHEN YOU WATCH WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, JUST IN CASE SOMEONE CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS.


RANDOM...

HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it. SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you?

Hahahahahahahaha. Wait. What?

I have super powers. I just don't want to show you.

Hi. I have cool socks on today.

I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.

Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.

ME?? SARCASTIC?? NOOOOO.

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

Tell your boyfriend's pants it's not polite to point.

FAKE. It's the latest trend. and everyone seems to be in style.

If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain...

bom chicka wah wah...

and every word is nonsense, but I understand.

When The Power Of Love Will Overcome The Love Of Power, The World Will Know Peace.

Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary.

Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Don't follow me... I'm lost too.

Poke me. I dare you.

Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious.

DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is question is Carlisle Cullen, get those apples the hell away from me.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.

"If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English." - Homer Simpson.

One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.


Twilight Quotes!! They're all by Edward, because I lurrrve him thiiiiiiiiiiis much (stretches out arms as wide as they can go):

Someone has to spread the good news that we survived.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone’s business.

I said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be.

You really should stay away from me.

I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.

I think your friends are angry with me for stealing you.

Only you could get into trouble in a town this small. You would have devastated their crime rate statistics for a decade, you know.

I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried that you’re the freak.

Be safe.

You are exactly my brand of heroin.

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…

What a sick, masochistic lion.

Come on, little coward, climb on my back.

Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise?

Your hair looks like a haystack… but I like it.

You are utterly indecent — no one should look so tempting, it’s not fair.

Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!

And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?

Actually, Esme wouldn’t care if you had a third eye and webbed feet.

No coffins, no piled skulls in the corners; I don’t even think we have cobwebs… what a disappointment this must be for you.

You really shouldn’t have said that.

It seems I’m going to have to tamper with your memory.

You fell down two flights of stairs and through a window. You have to admit, it could happen.

Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand…

I’m sorry if there’s been some kind of miscommunication, but Bella is unavailable tonight. To be perfectly honest, she’ll be unavailable every night, as far as anyone besides myself is concerned. No offense. And I’m sorry about your evening.

When someone wants to kill you, you’re brave as a lion — and then when someone mentions dancing…

~Edward Cullen, Twilight

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Ruin by Team Damon reviews
From the moment his emerald green eyes first beheld her, he knew he'd have her. It was not a question of if, but merely how and when. And he would be the one to decide both. Starts pre-Thor, will cover up to and beyond The Dark World. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 243,257 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Loki, OC]
Midnight Moon by SweetDreams1318 reviews
Stefan & Elena are fighting and on the edge, already Broken up. One night, drunk and alone with Damon, Elena finds out she's pregnant. But is it Damon's for sure? Read, and Review please. D/E coupling.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,674 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Friends with benefits by SalvatoreQuinn reviews
'He breaks me every single time.' They're best friends & lovers until they're torn apart by secrets, lies & pride. 'A love like that – consumes until there's nothing left to break. Destiny leaves you no choice - love conquers all.' AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,710 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
A different Ending by Elfprinzess reviews
Different ending to Human Nature/Family of Blood. What if Rose comes back? rated T for violence and other things :- Continues on to Series 3, 4 and specials
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 185,106 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 6/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
My Doppelgänger by myonlydarkpassenger reviews
What if Klaus decided to keep the first doppelganger instead of breaking the curse? Takes place in the 15th Century, with Elena born in Bulgaria instead of Katerina. Klaus/Elena fanfiction, including a slight Kol love triangle. Rated M for certain scenes including violence, lemons and language. It also involves an unhealthy relationship.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,790 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 10/15/2011 - [Elena G., Klaus, Kol M.] Elijah
Don't Blink by rosewarren reviews
An AU story. What if Rose stayed with the Doctor through Doomsday? What will they do stuck in 1969 without the TARDIS? A reworking of Blink, from season three.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 153,103 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 4/4/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Perfect Love by kr2009 reviews
All human story of Carlisle and Esme finding each other again after being separated for eight years. Contains their romance and the building of their family. Heaps of sweet fluff, no angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 81 - Words: 532,808 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Moët & Chandon by Baibe reviews
Keats is being his usual evil self and has unearthed the past leaving CID a team member down. But who's the new face? And who's side are they on? When faced with a case which is a little too close to home where will they turn? GAlex
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,728 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 5/7/2010
Love me by SalvatoreQuinn reviews
When Damon [29] needs to pick up a drunk Elena [17] as a favor to his father's business partner - nothing will ever be the same again. Can love see past all the differences? AN: AGE DIFFERENCE, EROTIC & M-RATED FOR A REASON. AU/AH.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,193 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
Tremble For My Beloved by suckdontdrain reviews
I was inspired today and decided to put my idea into words. First chapter is pretty dark, so be aware. And of course it is a Delena fic. Elena is out alone one night, and unexpectedly she is cruely attacked. With Stefan gone can someone save her in time?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,411 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Rebel With A Cause by copywritten reviews
Elena Gilbert has been in love with Damon Salvatore since the 7th grade despite their four year age difference. But when her mother died & he graduated high school she sort of forgot about him. Now, A year later Elena is regularly getting high & wrecking more cars than a crash test dummy when a chance encounter brings Damon back into her life. But many obstacles stand in their way.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,454 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
The Salvatore Sister by Ann4ever17 reviews
Stefan has a twin sister named Elizabeth. She decides to go with him to Mystic Falls in the beginning of season 1. She is a little bit like both her brothers, but she has many secrets that they don't even know about. What will happen when her secrets are revealed? Tyler/OC with Jeremy/OC and Klaus/OC -Seasons 1 and 2- -Currently season 2-
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,526 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 3/14/2012 - [Tyler L., OC, Jeremy G.] Stefan S.
The Gilbert Secret by Jyuoa reviews
AU. What if the Gilberts siblings were vampires and the Salvatores were human? How would this change the story? Here's my take of what would happen if it were reversed. I don't own the Vampire Diaries or its characters.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,158 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Elena G., Stefan S.
Swingers Club by SalvatoreQuinn reviews
When Elena met Damon Salvatore at a swingers club, she didn't know what changes that would bring to her normal and boring life. M-rated for a reason.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,182 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Damon S., Elena G.
Gold Hair and Lightning by babe-with-the-power reviews
Set after 'The Girl in the Fireplace.' The Doctor just wants to forget the night Reinette dies, so he gets drunk and asks for Rose's help. The resulting pregnancy leaves the Doctor angry and Rose devastated.***CLEANING UP STORY***
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,230 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 2/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Does This Feel Wrong? by Imagination Run Wild reviews
Elena is a sex therapist, meaning she has sex with people for a living. After a couple of years of doing this she has never fell for a client, until him. She tried to fight it, but we all know that never ends well. Her client, Damon, won't let her keep him out because he knows they're meant to be heart, body, and soul. Damon wants Elena to see this is more than just an attraction.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,550 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Elena G., Damon S.
Rape by Ivycat reviews
"When you have been through an experience like mine, painful memories do not need a trigger, they are ever present in the front of my mind, a constant companion to ever breath I take." Deals with Adult content.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,480 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
I'm Here To Stay by hannaX reviews
AU. A car accident leaves Caroline in a coma, when she wakes up, she is unable to remember the past five years of her life or her husband, Klaus. This leaves him no choice but to fight to win her heart and make her fall in love with him, all over again.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,948 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F.
Becoming Ron and Hermione by IheartRonaldWeasley reviews
Started as Ron and Hermione missing moments from Deathly Hallows, then transformed into a story of its own. Follow Ron and Hermione through the 19 year gap left between the battle and epilogue of the Deathly Hallows. Story completed and just updated with a BRAND NEW missing moment treat at the end of the story. Reviews are appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 46,758 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
All I Need by lizzieloo reviews
Elena's life with her cruel uncle is far from perfect. How will the arrival of two mysterious brothers turn her world upside down? Will they be able to save her? Warning: some abuse
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,690 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Elena G., Stefan S.
Let Your Heart Be Light by kimbuhlay reviews
AU/AH: Single mom Elena Gilbert can't afford to give her three-year-old daughter a proper Christmas; luckily for her, her best friend Damon has a plan to make sure both of his girls have the best day of their lives. Written for the third annual A2A DE Holiday Exchange, and prompted by chellethebelle.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Addictions by Athazagoraphobiac reviews
When Elenas' life has been consumed by addictions, can anyone save her?- OOC,AU. *WARNING* Story contains strong language, substance abuse, graphic smut/lemons. For mature audiences only. Consider yourself warned.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,343 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Aftermath by anneryn7 reviews
Stefan came to Mystic Falls looking for Elena. She died before he could know her. He clings to a hopeless mission to find out who she was. Caroline doesn't know how to continue with life after the loss of her friend. She fascinates him. She needs someone. ON HIATUS.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,784 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - [Stefan S., Caroline F.] Bonnie B., Damon S.
Silver and Scales by Criminal-Love-Story reviews
While Thor is exiled, Loki claims his birthright to the throne of Asgard. As king, Loki marries his old childhood friend, Vyperia; their love, anger, jealousy, and morals are tested as the throne slowly slips out of Loki's hands. Contains arc, angst, canon, ER, fluff. (1st Entry of Sequel of Silver and Scales)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 79,666 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
Believe The Unexpected by Crazychicke reviews
Caroline's life changes when she finds out she's pregnant with Tyler's child, but with Klaus in MF and Tyler sired to him, Caroline's unsure of how to tell him. When a secret in the Originals' Family is revealed, it puts the baby in peril and Klaus & Caroline form an unlikely alliance. Inspired by a rumour on TVFanatic dot com. Ships: Klaroline/Forwood/Delena/Stebekah. Lemony.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,306 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - [Caroline F., Klaus] [Damon S., Elena G.] - Complete
You Can't Save Me by sydneytaryn reviews
Damon, an extreme workaholic, meets Elena, a runaway stripper, on a business trip. Elena struggles on a daily basis to keep her and her brother alive, and Damon fights between his need to help them and his need to get back to work. Secrets are revealed, battles are fought, and feelings are torn. Will they come out of the darkness together? AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,474 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.
A Lesson in Gratitude by redtaxi reviews
Sherlock Holmes chooses a most inappropriate gift as means of thanks. Sherlolly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
The Doula Reaction by TBBT78 reviews
Bernadette and Penny are both expecting. Leonard is knocked for a loop when Penny announces that she wants a home water birth, while Howard is in for a major surprise when Bernadette hires a doula... DISCLAIMER: I don't own Big Bang Theory
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,321 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Leonard H., Howard W., Penny, Bernadette - Complete
Getting To Know Mr Smith by Jewelshoes reviews
Life was pretty normal for Rose and Martha before the newly qualified Mr Smith arrived at school. Now their lives are beginning to be ton apart by lies, love and loss. Will either consider the consequences of their actions before it is too late?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,696 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Martha J., Mickey S., Rose T.
What Did You Have For Lunch Today, Alaric? by Anna Lane reviews
The Problem: Elena's ridiculously far behind in school. The Solution: She goes to Alaric during her lunch hour to see if there's any way he'll cut a poor girl a break. The Flaws in the Plan: Is Elena the kind of girl who can really go through with seduction? Is Alaric the kind of guy to succumb? Is Caroline the competition? Heed the M! Weird couple, I know. Couldn't resist.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,318 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Elena G., Alaric S.
One Last Night by whitecrossgirl reviews
Sequel to 'Darkest Nights Turn Into Dawns'. It's been two months since Arthur sacrificed himself to the Veil. Alone and still mourning his death, Gwen is just about able to accept her destiny as Arthur's heir and future queen. Then she discovers that on that one last night they had spent together, Arthur had left her with a certain parting gift. One that would change everything...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,064 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur
Ships in the Night by lucawindmover reviews
Sequel to "Slipping Underneath"...After finding out that she's pregnant with an impossible baby, Elena had hoped to get answers from Katherine. When the woman in question isn't where she's supposed to be, Elena turns to searching for her birthmother with disastrous results…(Angsty with Delena endgame)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,064 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Elena G., Stefan S., Damon S.
Rescue Me from the Dark by Nisa93 reviews
Elena decides she wants to get away from all the supernatural drama by going to a party. However, the party takes a turn for the worse as Elena is raped by a college student. Rated M for rape. Delena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,051 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.
The First Times by BoothBonesLover1 reviews
One shots of Damon and Elena finally giving in to each other inspired from every episode of the show, starting with Season 2. Some are sweet, some are smutty, some are angry - but everything is about Damon and Elena. Rated M for a reason!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,420 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.
Written in the Stars: Rise of the Doppelganger by mayghaen17 reviews
Vampires have taken over and humans are being hunted to extinction. Their only hope rests in the Doppelganger whose coming was foretold in an ancient prophecy to lead the human revolution and take back what was theirs.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,963 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The first sign of things to come by J.H.K. Fairmoans reviews
This is a quick one-shot story. Please enjoy, review, and check out my other works!
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Ned, Olive S. - Complete
Love Lessons by SWPrincess reviews
New to Mystic Falls High, Damon Salvatore is both excited and horrified to find he is falling in love with his student, Elena Gilbert. But what happens when they overstep the boundaries, and their friends and enemies discover their illicit secret?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 158,758 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Kiss Me, Break My Heart by LoveEpicLove reviews
Elena Gilbert has been in love with her best friend Damon Salvatore for years, but when he asks her to help him win back the woman of his dreams, Elena decides she's had enough. Now Elena wants to move on, but Damon's not making it easy on her. AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,470 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Not Like The Movies by bukibuki reviews
Now living in New York Damon and Elena couldn't ask for anything. Their lives were perfect. But one thing was missing. And they wanted it more than any other thing in the world. A baby. Their baby. (Nian story but with TVD names because of the guidelines - I explain everything in the first chapter)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 316,675 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
You're Having My Baby by Eponine Piper reviews
A series of Hiddleston x Reader drabbles in which Tom Hiddleston becomes a father and we all have fangirl feels.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012
Lights, Camera, Taste by fashionista1988 reviews
AH/AU. Damon Salvatore is a world renown chef & now judge on the hit TV show Masterchef. Elena Gilbert is a contestant hoping to win the title. When a forbidden relationship occurs between the two, what happens in the kitchen is sure to leave a sweet taste with each wanting more, yet everything comes with a price. RATED M. Dedicated to livialovesdelena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,614 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Happy birthday Ron! by rescuemefromlevelheadness reviews
It's Ron's 20th birthday and Hermione wants him to have the best birthday ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Destined To Follow In Her Footsteps by Life-Is-For-Finding-Answers xx reviews
Layton seems to have a problem with the Price blood line – especially the woman. When Molly Drake is shot with wounds that mirror her mothers, she is sent back to 1996. What greets her is unbelievable – even more so when she finds out how two crimes in two different decades are related. Will she fight Alex to return, or is Molly destined to follow in her footsteps? Post S3E8. Galex
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Molly D., A. Drake
Heaven's in Here by mymistrust reviews
It's Molly's 15th birthday and exactly three years after her mother's death. She has never fully recovered from it, collecting to the point of obsession info about her mother's case. It's on this date, though, that tragedy crosses Molly's path once again, taking her back to 1989, where a certain DCI is not pleased to see her. What is her purpose there, really? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Molly D., G. Hunt
Caught in a brother triangle by Sandy1983 reviews
Love is confusing, consuming..and inconvenient. Elena meets the man of her dreams..on her wedding day..
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,548 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
The Salvatore Sister by quidditchandsonicscrewdrivers reviews
There is one thing that Stefan and Damon never told Elena: they had a sister, Damon's twin sister to be exact. The Salvatore brothers believe their sister died in 1855. They get quite a shock when she turns up in Mystic Falls.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,649 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Stefan S., Damon S., OC - Complete
Blood Lust by xBeautifulDreamerx reviews
Elena needs a day away from school with the man that she loves. She loves everything about him; his kiss, his touch, his smell...his blood. Mature readers only please! And PLEASE let me know what ya think!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
I Need Your Protection by killmeorkissme reviews
AU/AH. Elena and Damon have been together for just over three years. After recently moving in together, Elena and Damon witness a murder that has them placed in a witness protection program, where their lives change forever.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,771 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The One Adventure I Can Never Have by mpg reviews
Reunited with Rose at Bad Wolf Bay he said, "Here you are, living your life day after day. The one adventure I can never have." He never counted on ending up as a half-human metacrisis though. Post Journey's End AU 10.5xRose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,853 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Breaking the Boundaries by goddessoftheexotic reviews
ON HIATUS Post Season 2 Finale. Elena tries to comprehend her life after the loss of Jenna, drawing on Ric for comfort and something more. Elena/Alaric with some Elena/Stefan background loosely following the events of Season 3. I will finish this when my life becomes less hectic. It won't be left unfinished forever I promise.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,710 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Elena G., Alaric S.
One Mistake Can Change Your Life Forever by XxsophieCxX reviews
Elena and Damon sleep together and she ends up pregnant. Her father threatens to disown her and cut her trust fund off unless she can find a man to marry her. Damon agrees and they have to pretend to be in love. But she hates him and he hates her. AU/AH Based on The Proposal
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,804 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
A Child Genius by poisonesse reviews
Just a few one-shots about Sherlock's life as a child. Will be updated whenever I get the inspiration. Could be fluffy, funny, angsty... enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,611 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sherlock H.
Call me and I'll come by Midnight.Rose.Delena reviews
This is a full on smut story. A different first time for Damon and Elena,plus hot,crazy sex and a little Dalaric bromance. Warning: Rated MA for explicit mature content! Lots of LEMONS and smutty goodness! xD Just go ahead and R&R!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,394 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.
If You Can Afford Me by Katy5219 reviews
AU. Damon is a wealthy businessman in need of...Well sex. Sex kept out of the papers, that is. Elena is a high class call girl able to offer that. What happens when need presents itself and they meet? Damon/Elena obviously.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,341 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
How the Heart Yearns to Misbehave by theatrics reviews
Teacher/Student AU. When a one-night stand becomes a delicate day-to-day ritual, there's no place to go but forward.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,385 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
Now and then by Sandy1983 reviews
Damon wasn't all that popular in high school. On top of that, he felt humiliated by the gorgeous Elena Gilbert. Twenty years later, he is a successful and changed man. What will happen when they meet again?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,881 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
A Queen's Love by kvanhee reviews
The Vampire Diaries meets the Tudors : ... Elena comes into her birthright as Queen but is faced with the many responsibilities and consequences as she is forced to choose a husband...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 177,480 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Friends with benefits by MarlieSalvatore reviews
Damon & Elena are friends with benefits, but things are bound to change. AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
Learning to love again by stroumfita reviews
The story starts from ep. 1x10. Stefan goes through with his plan to get out of MF, and he leaves a devastated Elena behind. What will happen when she'll slowly start discovering secrets about her life, about her own identity? With Damon still in town, will certain truths bring them closer, or further apart?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,802 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Bound By Brotherhood by amygerrard reviews
It's Damon's birthday and all he wants to do is spend it with his brother. Set during the Salvatores' childhood.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Pain is Beauty by ForeverWovenStars reviews
What if Rosalie had married Rocye, and was pregnant with their child? Then, the Cullens arrive in Rochester, where she and her husband live 'happily'. Will the new Cullen destroy their ficitonal love? Not being continued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,810 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Delayed Reaction by shipperjunkie reviews
This is a prompt fill for an LiveJournal Damon Salvatore Comment Ficathon. The prompt: Damon/Elena, they have a sexual relationship now (it's not the first time) but Damon's...er, having a hard time. Getting there. So Elena has to help him a little extra.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Separate Beds by Cher Sue reviews
NOW COMPLETED - A heartbreaking tale of love, loss and everything in between. Damon & Elena shared an intense connection from the moment they met, and she ended up pregnant after just one passionate night together. Damon, now engaged to be married to Kat has to make a choice; to please his father or to follow his heart. HUMOR/ANGST/ROMANCE/DRAMA/MYSTERY. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 305,314 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
JUST OUR LUCK by stelena loverrr reviews
When Elena comes to Stefan with some shocking news. How will they handle it?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Stefan S., Elena G.
Everthine, Evermine by Pheyth reviews
"I love you too,but it's more than that,"he said caressing my face.His hand was like a warm flame against the chill of my skin.His eyes twinkled and I saw myself reflecting off them like a portrait of Juliet for her Romeo."Caroline,I'm in love with you."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,783 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
Spring break fun in the Bahamas by T.J. Wise reviews
Written for LJ's TVD ENDLESS SPRING BREAK challenge. DElena & the gang go to the Bahamas for Spring break: Fun ensues.WARNING: Smut, public fondling, gambling,threesomes,guy on guy, incest and friendly fun . Complete! E/D/S/A/C
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,266 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - [Elena G., Damon S.] - Complete
Twisted by KKetura reviews
AU. Elena starts working for the Council after her parent's brutal murder and gets sent to investigate some suspicious "animal" attacks. Her quiet fact finding trip quickly spirals into something much more dangerous when she runs into one Damon Salvatore.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,241 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Flying Solo by Marianna Morgan reviews
Pre-Series – John, Mary, Baby Sammy, Kid Dean – "I'm glad you're home," John told her; his voice quiet but genuine. "You're never allowed to leave us again." Mary laughed softly at the order, knowing John was only half joking.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2012 - John W., Mary W. - Complete
Brutal Hearts by sauriemilia reviews
Damon and Elena are heartbroken after the loves of their lives are married, will they be able to mend each other? AH/AU 1864 Rated M for later chapters
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,524 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
The Science of Love by DiaDuitCluaiste reviews
Sherlock loves Molly, but to him it's an experiment. Will it be like that way forever? Sherlock and Molly will eventually have a baby. I promise.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,901 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Unexpected Visitor by Rosesareforever reviews
Elena's living a stressful life in the city when she finds out she inherited a house in Virginia. She's in for a surprise when she finds two brothers living in her house. And they are not planning on leaving soon. Full summary inside.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,081 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
A Very Mystic Falls Christmas by Tinkerbell90 reviews
All Elena wants is a normal Christmas with her family and friends. But how normal can it be with vampires, witches, ghosts, originals and hybrids around?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,128 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
A Miracle Unexpected by A Lost Diadem reviews
Positive. The little blue plus sign starred up at me, going against every single thing I believed in.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 72,565 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Laws of Falling by KittyKatZorse reviews
Sequel to The Laws of Familiarity and Laws of Family.Sherlock/OC Rebecca.Rebecca is looking after hers and Sherlock's baby alone, but when Sherlock makes a re-appearance does that mean he will be sticking around, or will he 'fall' at the finish line?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,883 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H.
1001 Denela Stories by titeve79 reviews
This is just a series of o/s about Damon and Elena. Rated M for a reason. Be warned.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,877 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
Once and Only Forever by Dixon and Salvatore reviews
S/E An Engagement. D/E A Secret. A story of two brothers' fight for a girl they both love, and the consequences involved. Only days after Elena sleeps with Damon she is proposed to by Stefan. But just because she said yes doesn't mean things will go according to plan. Rated M for sexual content. You have been warned.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.
The Key to the Truth by skyblueinkpen reviews
Caroline and Tyler have known each other for their whole lives. But people don't know about their childhood together, what really happened between them as they grew up. The truth behind Forwood friendship from past to present is unveiled.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,713 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L.
Pretend You Love Me by chellethebelle reviews
While their marriage is falling apart, Damon and Elena must learn to get past their demons or lose each other forever. AH/AU. Officially issuing an angst warning.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Ghosts by Ulura reviews
A case goes wrong, very wrong. Sherlock loses his best and only friend. Sherlock struggles to cope without John and John struggles to move on to the next life. No slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Maybe Baby by Rose Tyler. Doctor reviews
"Damon, I'm trying to tell you I'm pregnant!" I yelled as I stomped off. What happens when Elena gets pregnant with Damon's baby when she's still with Stefan? Delena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Gilbert girls by thefiercepierceprodz reviews
Jenna and Elena as mother-daughter duo! Join the journey of their life! A lot of ups and downs...love, friendship, family... Maybe a few characters of the real Gilmore girls will join!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Jenna S., Elena G.
The Mess I Made by reina108 reviews
Elena deals with the huge changes in her life as Damon attempts to help her. With the unexpected departure of Stefan and the return of her stolen memories, one of her most important decisions becomes clouded with doubt.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.
Elena's Struggle by Mrs. Mada reviews
After Elena was told that Bonnie didn't want to see her after her mother died, she goes home and runs into Klaus.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,360 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
Forbidden fruit by Sandy1983 reviews
Damon is friends with Grayson Gilbert. When he meets his daughter Elena, sparks fly. Considering the age difference and the fact that she is his friend's daughter, he tries to fight the pull every step of the way. Will he succeed in keeping her at bay?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,992 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Caught In The Act by amygerrard reviews
Damon leaves the ball and has to deal with his own excitement, what happens when Elena walks in on his private moment? Can either resist the temptation? Alternate ending to 3x14 Dangerous Liasons , no DamonxRebekah scene. AU. Rated M.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Flight 143 by delenaforewood reviews
Takes place one month after episode 3x14 Dangerous Liasons. Elena's safety is in jeapordy yet again only this time she and Damon do something they have never done before... Run. Will not follow the show. Delena fluff and adventure.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,812 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
Miracle Gilbert by MydnytAngel reviews
Elena has a bad experience at a party, with rather large consequences. Can both Salvatore's suck up their pride and help her, or will both of them walk away?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,368 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Everything you wanted by vampirediariesff reviews
When a compelled Stefans begs Elena to love him one last night,she gets pregnant,under a spell.She'll lose the baby by the hands of Klaus. He wants her to suffer until she'll want the Salvatores out of her life.So that he'll have hybrids for the eternity.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,144 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.
Birthmark by jazzywriter22 reviews
Damon tells Elena that he knows exactly what she looks like naked because he dated her doppelganger. Little does he know that Elena has a unique birthmark located in an intimate location...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,852 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Unbreakable by Eleantris reviews
Alternate ending to S3E2. Alex and Gene talk things over, and somehow find a way back to the way they used to be - the Guv and Bolly: Unbreakable. Pure Galex all the way through! :
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/2/2012 - A. Drake, G. Hunt - Complete
Something Valuable by amygerrard reviews
John Gilbert owes money to the notorious Damon Salvatore and Klaus Mikaelson. What happens when he doesn't have the money to pay them back and the only thing he has that is of any value is Elena? AU/AH Damon/Elena and some Klaus/Caroline!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,924 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Oh My Baby by writergirl94 reviews
A broken heart over Stefan's absence and some tequila leaves Elena pregnant. Vampire's can't make babies, so who's the dad? And what's going to happen when Klaus finds out? Better yet how will Damon react? I believe the term your looking for is 'OMG'
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,081 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The World Goes Away by ariadne melody reviews
A series revolving around various Stefan/Elena dates, moments, etc. Fluff and smut for the most part.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,329 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Stefan S., Elena G.
Hearts At War by Niknakz93 reviews
-1864 AU/AH- A soldier with a taste for war and a lost and pregnant girl... can they help heal each others battle scars? Klaroline! R&R?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F.
Run, Wolf Warrior by Lykariel reviews
Against all odds, Rose manages to return to the Doctor. With Rose and the Doctor reunited, what influence wll this have on the series? Set during series four.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,107 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 12/7/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Like Old Times by Derekira reviews
Carolena Oneshot I think
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Caroline F., Elena G.
How I Met Your Father by Always-And-Forever-Delena reviews
This is TVD in HIMYM style. Caroline tells her children how she met their father. She lived with her best friends Elena, Bonnie, Damon and Elijah in New York and lived the up and downs of life. I suck at summary! Full description inside!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Caroline F.
Undead Feelings by XXTeamXXSalvatoreXX reviews
When Stefan is murdered by someone, Elena, heartbroken and mourning, leaves town. When she returns 4 years later with a new beau, how will Damon react? More importantly, what will he do? Please R&R Damon/Elena extended summary inside.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 35,572 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Feels so Right by Danni1989 reviews
Elena and Stefan are together, but she knows she needs more. So she persuades Damon to start a friends with benefits relationship with him, while she continues to date Stefan. But will Elena be able to stop feelings for Damon from surfacing? AU.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,836 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Perfect Unplanned by Hybridlovelies reviews
Caroline wakes up & finds herself in a car next to Klaus.She becomes tangled into his dangerous world of scheming & double crossing as he enlists her in his latest plot. But as they spend more time together, things start to unfold in a way no one planned
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,319 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Luckily You Exist by AndThenYou reviews
Damon has to take care of Stefan's little son while he's in Europe. Elena is the nanny. Are they going to bond and know each other when she's going to spend a lot of time at the boarding house? AU\AH.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,704 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Walking After Midnight by BtrixMcG reviews
She didn't know why she did it. Why she continued to do it night after night. She loved Stefan, right? Why then, did she sneak into Damon Salvatore's bed every night? Explicit.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,733 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Fix You by Dr.A.Robbins reviews
Edward: "Leukaemia. It was an awful sounding word. I'd always thought so. It sounded so elusive, so insubstantial. I suppose it was. Unlike other cancers there wasn't a tumour that could just be cut out. It was a cancer of the blood. The very thing that gave us all life now threatened my sister's." Stephanie owns anything recognisable.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 47,917 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Trying Times by CapturingStelena reviews
Elena's pregnant and Stefan doesn't know what to do. Will their baby be normal? Will Elena survive?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Elena G., Stefan S.
Give me everything tonight by aphrodite239 reviews
Elena is married to Stefan and Damon to Caroline. But what happens when they meet each other and find that their souls are each other's half?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
Jealousy by KittyKatZorse reviews
New Sherlock/Rebecca fic. Sherlock and his lawyer have always had a complicated relationship but when Rebecca gets engaged and Irene Adler becomes involved will the pair's working relationship ever be the same. Sherlock/OC. Rated M for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H.
Before I Die by titeve79 reviews
When Elena receives a bad news from her doctor, she decides to live the rest of her life to the fullest. During her journey, she meets Damon, an handsome and broken man. What will happen when the two torn souls collide? Rated M just in case.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,466 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Just Tonight by xthesebonesx reviews
Set after 2x22- Jeremy resorts to abusing Bonnie when he becomes tormented by the ghosts of his past, & breaks up with her. A usually strong but newly devastated and very broken Bonnie finds comfort in a very taken, and very unexpected source- Damon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 131,249 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
I am building and making a beautiful thing by BadBoysAreBest reviews
AU/AH. "Cute? That's a start, I guess." - Damon is an architect and Elena is a teacher. He's finally getting what he's always wanted. Prompt by Arwen01. - COMPLETE -
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Travelling Like The Light by BadBoysAreBest reviews
The open road, heavy drinking, & all kinds of snark involved in Damon and Elena's New Year adventure. Set in Season 3, Post 3x09. - COMPLETE -
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
To Which Fire Consume by backstrokebeasterbunny reviews
Set at beginning of season 2. With Katharine back Damon and Elena are getting closer as her and Stefan are growing apart. will the stress and Stefan's growing jealousy push Elena into Damon's open arms or will her original love survive?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,000 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Honeymoon Suite by TwiliteAddict reviews
We all wailed a collective 'ugh' at the fade to black scenes during Edward and Bella's honeymoon. This fic is a captivating look at the romance, emotions & imagery of Bella & Edward's honeymoon, the struggles of the pregnancy & birth, and Edward's joy when he bonds with Nessie while Bella goes thru the change. Mostly thru EPOV. A canon story that fills in all the blanks! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,682 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alice's New Moon by Merina Thropp reviews
CURRENTLY BEING DRASTICALLY RE-EDITED. You've read Bella's take on New Moon, now read Alice's. All 547 pages of it. This is New Moon rewritten entirely from Alice's point of view. Jalice, Bella/Edward. Nominated for the 2011 Hopeless Romantic Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 54 - Words: 119,398 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Santa always comes in through the back by bibi 13ca reviews
Elena's giving Damon a very special gift this Christmas. Story written for the Holiday author2author exchange on livejournal. Rated M for GOOD reason!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Midnight Kiss by mayghaen17 reviews
As the count down begins, Elena finds herself leaning in...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Miseltoe by mrs.salvatore39 reviews
the gang takes part in a few Christmas drinking games on Christmas Eve, and Delena find themselves stuck under the miseltoe M for sure!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Merry Christmas Damon by Asulli reviews
Takes place Christmas Eve after Homecoming 3x09. Delena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Fall by Danni1989 reviews
Songfic based on "Fall" by Clay Walker. A companion piece to ALL I NEED. Elena is pregnant and trying to do everything on her own. Damon tries to help but doesnt know how. eventually she just needs to let go. Better than it sounds. AU.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Fighting Fate by mayghaen17 reviews
"I believe in fate more than the average person. We will run into each other again because we are meant to be. I just know it." AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,670 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Beautiful Stranger by Rosesareforever reviews
On her eighteenth birthday, Elena decided to throw a huge party at the Grill. Totally drunk, she slept with a blue eyed stranger. What will happen when four years later, he'd turn out to be her new boss? Totally D/E like usual!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,986 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Best way to be Strong by hopelessromanticgurl reviews
SONG-FIC ONE SHOT! Ever since Jenna died Elena's been hiding her feelings and acting strong for Jeremy. When Jeremy leaves the house for the day it's up to Stefan to help keep her strong by allowing her to just break down and cry. Can He help her?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Elena G., Stefan S. - Complete
Those Two Pink Lines by GreenEyedGirlx reviews
After a heated night with Tyler, Caroline finds that she is pregnant with his baby. Follow our favourite TVD couple 'Forwood' as they deal with parenthood.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L.
Hermione Granger and the Deathly Hallows by wootwootsugaplum reviews
This the Deathly Hallows, written in Hermione's point of view. It follows the book, I will only change a bit of dialogue and small stuff. Disclaimer- Oh, stop flattering me, I don't own Harry Potter. Discontinued, though I may come back to it eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,777 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Making Memories by malloryg reviews
Elena has had a tough year and doesn't have much Christmas spirit. Can the family she has left change that for her? Takes place after the sacrifice and Klaus is killed. Delena Fluff.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Lips of an Angel by SassySnow1988 reviews
Post 3x06 "Smells Like Teen Spirit." Continuation of the scene in Jer's bedroom. What if Jeremy & Anna didn't just hold hands that night? Spoilers for 3x06 & 3x07 "Ghost World." Janna, rated M for a reason kiddies!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Anna, Jeremy G.
Will You Stay for A While by Stripy Gloves reviews
AH/OOC - Caroline Forbes is a famous singer/songwriter caught up in a miserable relationship. When writing her new album she visits her boyfriend's work and meets a man who is and has everything she can dream. ON HIATUS.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L.
Things Change by Hope is an inspiration reviews
A fanfic following the popular idea of if Stefan and Damon left, leaving Elena alone, only to show if Klaus did and 2 and a half years later there back, but does Elena want them to be? This takes place before Klaus comes to town. Please Read and Review!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Elena G., Stefan S.
We'll Have to Let Him Go by mrs.salvatore39 reviews
a two-shot of the fireplace scene from 'Homecoming'. Damon is angry and Elena feels helpless. fiery lemon...hidden drabbles in chpt 2 COMPLETE
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Luxure by bleu-de-prusse reviews
Elena & Alaric on the night of her 18th birthday - Lemon
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Alaric S., Elena G.
Happy Birthday by BeautifulCaroline
It was Matt's birthday and Caroline was doing everything she could to make it perfect.. Or at least try to make it perfect, nothing went the way it as it was planned..
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Caroline F., Matt D. - Complete
Believe It by michalkas reviews
When Elena finds a picture of Damon and his mother, she confronts him causing his past to catch up with him. D/E.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,046 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Changes by Virgo girl 14 reviews
Doctor Who/Secret Diary of a call girl cross over. Rose Tyler is back in her own world under a different name. 10th Doctor finds her. Sparks fly, but not the kind you think. the fic's better than it sounds... please read and review
Crossover - Doctor Who & Secret Diary of a Call Girl - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, Belle - Complete
The Ties That Bind by NicoleTwilight reviews
Edward's POV of Bella's pregnancy, burning and awakening in Breaking Dawn. Covers all the missing moments with Edward, Bella and the Cullens, and what they went through. See what happened after Bella ran into Rosalie's arms at the airport...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,126 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
Written in Blood by mayghaen17 reviews
Elena always knew returning to Mystic Falls would be hard. But she never expected it to be like this. She is faced with another supernatural threat that could ruin everything and she's falling in love with Damon in the process.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,489 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
We Would Only End in Tragedy by Lunatic Silver reviews
Jenna Sommers was always falling for the wrong guys. Zach secretly wished he was one of them. Pre-show, one-sided Zach/Jenna.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Jenna S., Zach S. - Complete
you'll regret that in the morning by the-liar-is-among-us reviews
The dream teams back in buisness, Gene and alex have a date and keats must be caught before he does anything else to destroy fenchurch east. Please note last chapter reposted due to errors. reviews ould be great as its my first fanfic. xx
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010
Promise Me This by SarahsManyMen reviews
What if it was Elena who went after the cure in 2x22 and not Stefan? What if Elena took his place and SHE left with Klaus? How would things change? Rated T for Language!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,196 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Elena G., Klaus - Complete
What's Wrong with Us? by tsukikomew reviews
Adjusting to having a daughter is driving Damon crazy so he hires someone new to help out. Elena has her own secrets & her past but she puts everything aside, falling in love with her employer and his daughter. Juggling therapy, secrets, and exes. M later
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 160,991 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Need You Now by evildictatoroftaste reviews
Elena and Alaric find comfort in each other after they both lost the people they love but they start developing feelings for each other. What will they do about it? Post 3x01 AU/Smut
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Alaric S., Elena G. - Complete
The Secret Faces of Damon Salvatore by littleSophie reviews
Post 2x22: during their road trip to find Stefan, Damon and Elena learn new things about each other.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,049 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Too Wicked to Love by theVisforVampire reviews
Post-Sacrifice. Missing D/E car scene on the way home. "Damn it, Elena!" Damon swore loudly, reaching for her and cupping her chin, giving her every opportunity to pull away before his lips descended on hers in a scorching, passionate kiss.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,752 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
The Ghost of Rochester by CooLibrarian reviews
Rosalie returns to her hometown with Emmett to find her disapperance has become a ledgend and someone has been waiting for her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,194 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
It's All Part Of The Plan by VelvetRainDrop reviews
Stefan has left Elena and now she's alone and broken. But that is the least of her worries, because Klaus has figured out how to make his Hybrids...he needs to get a Petrova pregnant. Can Elena escape from his terrifying plan? Post Season 3
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Elena G., Klaus
Damon's Daughter by GreenEyedGirlx reviews
Its 3 in the morning and baby salvatore is screaming her lungs out yet again. Damon wakes up and tries to comfort his baby girl. Just a cute one-shot. R&R!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Damon S.
The Memorial by Black-Rose Marley reviews
A year after Jenna's death, the group decide to hold a memorial.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Elena G. - Complete
Clouding Up My Mind by lauramariadavis reviews
Set in 3x02: 'The Hybrid.' This is what I think should have happened in the scene where Alaric & Elena were in the truck waiting for Damon to come back. Elaric!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Alaric S., Elena G. - Complete
My Mother's Misfortunes In Men by LeaCharmedOne reviews
My mother was a teenage druggie who had me out of wedlock to a man who no one is even sure is really my father. AR Jeremy, Elena, Grayson/Miranda, Jenna/John, Jenna/Logan, Jenna/Mason, Jenna/Damon, Jenna/Ric
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Jeremy G., Jenna S. - Complete
Series 3 with Rose by julie20007 reviews
Rose doesn't get trapped, Jackie and Mickey still do of course. How would season 3 have been with Rose. Rated k may or may not go up. 10/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 154,207 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/13/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
It's easier to pretend by s11235 reviews
Follows on from the end of season 2. Tyler and Caroline grow closer as everything else falls apart...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,879 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
Still In My Heart by AndThenYou reviews
AU/All humans. Damon and Elena had been dating for a year before he moved to New York. Now that she had graduated - she's going to NY too. What's going to happen when they will meet again?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,832 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Give Me A Sign by Nadin4400 reviews
If you have secrets, make sure they are well-hidden… "What is this, Ric?" Jenna asked if a little cautiously. "And why do you have these?" A handful of wooden bullets was lying in her palm." Better summary inside! Mid-S2, Jalaric-centered, mostly
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,107 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Alaric S., Jenna S.
The Laws of Friendship by KittyKatZorse reviews
Sherlock/OC story. Sherlock meets Rebecca Francis, a lawyer and saves her life...can she return the favour? Prequel to 'The Laws of Familiarity'.Set in 2006 before JW arrives on the scene. Humour/Friendship with hints of Romance and possible drug use.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,135 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sherlock H.
Gone by FireOpals reviews
This is in Elena's point of view. Its after Jenna has died and Elena is feeling like it's all her fault. One shot. R&R! Rated t just cause is sad.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Elena G., Stefan S. - Complete
Rules of Compulsion by Ellen Smithee reviews
After Elena leaves him for Damon, Stefan takes it out on someone close to her. AU written mid S2 before the extent of Stefan's ripper tendencies were revealed . Jenna/Stefan
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Jenna S., Stefan S. - Complete
Damon is the Key by SilentTearsGentleTouches reviews
Damon made Elena forget to make sure she stays alive. They meet years later. Damon waits for her memory to return and also for her love. He'll do whatever it takes for her to fall for him once more.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,710 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Blood Crazed by alice2104 reviews
Set after S01E17. Stefan has tasted Elena's blood and cannot fight the urges to control himself. Can Damon save Elena against a blood crazed Stefan who will stop at nothing to get what he wants? Story better than summary. Please Read
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,818 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
It's you I can't Deny by Dr.Badass reviews
Elena takes a shower in Damon's bathroom...but will things progress? Reviews please!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 24,474 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Can't Help Which Way You Fall by a2agenesgirl reviews
Gene agrees to let Alex go undercover to bring down a notorious drug baron. When Alex seems to grow too close to the suspect, how will the team react, and in the end, where will Alex's loyalties lie?
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,731 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Catching the bride's flowers by Wishful-Thinking-21 reviews
As Caroline started to doubt that it was possible for her to be lucky or make love work, fate showed her that it was indeed possible. /Caroline/Tyler, One-shot /
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
Bad Dreams & Good Mornings by seh28 reviews
One-shot. Caroline has a nightmare and Tyler comforts her. And then comforts her. Smut-y. Deserves it's M rating. Please take the time to leave a REVIEW if you can. It would be very much appreciated!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
1864 by bellybilbil reviews
"You should have met me in 1864. You'd have liked me." "I did... As a matter of fact, I did." DELENA - A twist on 2x22 "As I Lay Dying" :D LAST CHAPTER FINALLY UP!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Life After You by FreeInTheImagination reviews
Tyler left Caroline in fear that he would only ruin her life or worse, kill her. Then he receives a wedding invitation saying his girl was marrying his ex-best friend. Now he's willing to drop everything in order to stop the wedding and get Caroline back
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
On A Fault Line by sarahserenity6296 reviews
Set a year after 2.11, Stefan leaves Mystic Falls, claiming its the best thing for Elena and leaves her with Damon, Bonnie, Caroline and Tyler for protection. But a surprise leaves them unsure of exactly how to protect her. ON HIATUS
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,093 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
A Month of Bliss by taekwongirl360 reviews
Elena is a lonely girl with low-self esteem. Damon is a sweet stranger who offers to help her if she agrees to live with him for a month. Will she accept and will their feelings blossom into something more? Loosely based on the movie Sweet November.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
A Family is What You Make It by Hannie-May-Lousie reviews
What if The Cullen's weren't Vampires. What if they were a normal family? How would they're lives be? First Fiction for a while, first uploaded. Dunno if its been dont before, sorry if it has! Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,993 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Touch Me by jazzywriter22 reviews
Elena goes out of her way to avoid Damon after she kisses him on his deathbed. Three months later, Damon sneaks into her house while she gets ready for Mystic Falls' first Charity Cocktail Gala...and he isn't leaving until Elena gives him some answers. (ON PERMANENT HIATUS.)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,068 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Summer Breezes by mrs.salvatore39 reviews
Damon has been off in search for Stefan and Elena has been lonely. When the bad boy vampire gives her a call on a particularly hot summer day will she give into his request of phone sex or leave him hanging...my first request story!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Last Stand by tamilnadu09 reviews
"It's okay to love them both." Takes place after 2x22: Because every choice has an unforeseen consequence...D/E.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,936 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Contagious Chemistry by gleestud reviews
No longer a one-shot, it has taken the AU turn. Protecting Caroline Forbes is all Tyler Lockwood can think about since he got back to Mystic Falls. Especially now that everyone knows the truth about the vampires and werewolves.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,600 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L.
And You Can Quote Me On That by saresare reviews
The funniest/best quotes from Primeval.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,517 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
Snowed In by poisonesse reviews
What happens when you get Elena, Caroline, Bonnie, Stefan, Damon, Matt, Tyler, Alaric and Jeremy snowed into a boarding house together? Some very amusing tales about the previously fun lives of our favourite teenagers.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Complete
Something More by CountTheCrows reviews
Tyler and Caroline story set after 2x22. Spoilers from recent Julie Plec interviews. Multi-chapter story that is just getting started, so bear with me. Set in season 3, going from friendship to relationship with plenty of obstacles in between.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,865 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L.
Impossible by xxchannylovexx reviews
Is it possible for Caroline to be pregnant with Tyler Lockwood's child? She's half vampire and he's a werewolf. Together their mates. What is the possibility of being pregnant? And will the Caroline and their unborn child survive? Read more inside!Forwood
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L.
The Vampire Diaries: Forbidden Love by MrInigo1995-TeamJacobInigo reviews
Caroline and Tyler have been hanging around with each other. But when Tyler starts to feel something for Caroline, he has to pay her a visit. Not only because of that, but also because a werewolf bite kills a vampire... T /M... LEMONS, MY S02E12 VERSION
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
A Spark of Life by Opa12 reviews
This is where the TV show left off on 2x22 the season finale. Delena POV and the aftermath of what happened in Damon's room. The confessions, the love, and the guilt. This is all DELENA. May be switched to M rating later on.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,512 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
You Can't Run From The Past by JateFanForever reviews
AU/AH They were the perfect couple until tragedy pulled them apart. Five years later, Elena has moved on from her past and ready to start her future, but what she doesn't realize is that your past will always catch up to you. Please Read and Review. :
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,033 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Less Than Honorable Intentions by aj81writing NO LONGER IN USE reviews
AU/AH. When Elena Gilbert inherits a building in Mystic Falls, she takes the opportunity to start a new life for herself and her daughter. All appears to be going well. Until she makes an enemy in Damon Salvatore, that is...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,809 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Flying Home by ariadne melody reviews
S/E go to the beach. Fluff and angst ensue.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Stefan S., Elena G.
One Kiss by mayghaen17 reviews
All Damon wants from Elena is one kiss...just one. But one kiss can change everything...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,987 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Fleeting Freedom by MEStarr reviews
Elena and Caroline decide to take a road trip to New York after the events of 2x22, what happens when they get a bit too wasted in a club one night? How will Elena cope with this most recent disaster in her life. Damon/Elena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,604 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Tales from the Crib by snowangel787745 reviews
Damon and Elena are having a baby...again. Get ready for mood swings, cravings, meltdowns and spending time with their friends and their kids. But beware, all is not well in Mystic Falls...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,415 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Yellow not mellow by MackayFire reviews
Tyler/Caroline one shot. Caroline and Tyler have been dating for a few months but an upcoming dinner with Mayor Lockwood throws Caroline for a loop
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
My Best Friends Brother by short-werewolf-15 reviews
Elena breaks up with Matt Donovan,because he cheated on her. Who talks to her trying to help out and trying to relate to her? Damon Salvatore,her boss, also her best friend Stefan's older brother. Cold Soup which heats up faster than you think. All Human
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 51,579 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Watch out Damon your emotions are showing by DoodeSeriously reviews
Things are heating up in Mystic Falls. Will Damon be able to hide his true feelings from Elena? What will Elena do? What will happen between them if emotions starts running high? Smut, romance, blood sharing
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,430 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Wrapped In your Arms by Crimson Breeze reviews
Tyler and Caroline have a few moments of peace afteran exhausting night. Set during 2x21. Tyler/Caroline Songfic. Sequel to Pandemonium.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,816 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
Rest In Pieces by GoInOneDirection reviews
Based when Jenna dies. It shows Elena's thoughts on the funeral, before, and after. Three chapters only unless I get good reviews:
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Elena G., Jeremy G.
Interlude by ariadne melody reviews
Set during 2.21. Stefan takes Elena home after the sacrifice.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Stefan S., Elena G. - Complete
Night and Shadows by ariadne melody reviews
Takes place during 2.14/2.15 at the lake house.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Stefan S., Elena G. - Complete
A Demon named Damon by hopelessromanticgurl reviews
What if Jeremy wasn't wearing the ring when Damon killed him? What if Stefan didn't get to Caroline in time before Damon killed her? Can Stefan help Elena through these deaths or will she go back to being "gloomy graveyard girl"? MAJOR DAMON BASHING!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,431 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Elena G., Stefan S. - Complete
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? by iliketvd reviews
Caroline and Tyler were on the run. Everyone thought it was impossible. But here they were,trying to protect the one threat to Klaus' existence...their unborn baby. But with Klaus on their tracks and everyone trying to kill them, how will they survive?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Tyler L., Caroline F.
A Beacon of Hope by Stars and Jewels reviews
After so much death, Stefan and Elena have great news: Elena's pregnant! It may sound unoriginal, but there are a few surprises.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Elena G., Stefan S.
Happy Mother's Day by JateFanForever reviews
Damon makes Elena's first Mother's Day one to be remembered. Just a cute oneshot about Elena's first Mother's Day. Please read and review.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Even Then by simply-aly reviews
AU: Elena looks down at the body on the ground. "I…I killed someone," she whispers.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2011 - John G., Elena G. - Complete
Stumbles, Barges and Retreats by Ditzgirl123 reviews
Eight times Damon walks into Stefan's bedroom, uninvited. Or, how Damon starts to worm his way into Stefan and Elena's relationship without them noticing… Damon/Elena/Stefan oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Shattered by AvrilBurkhart reviews
Stefan has left Elena to be with Katherine, Leaving Damon there to pick up the pieces. But can Damon really love Elena? And will Elena let herself love someone again after Stefan?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,684 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
What's To come Is Still Unsure by LorelaiSquared reviews
When the Doctor abandons Rose in Pete's world with his counterpart, they must learn to live without him. Slowly they build a life together that is filled with love, adventure, danger, and more surprises than either had ever thought possible.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,860 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
One plus one equals three by Nadin4400 reviews
AU. 100% pregnant!Jenna/Alaric fluff. One-shot! Please read and review -
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Alaric S., Jenna S. - Complete
One Desperate Moment by Irish Contessa reviews
Damon rescues Elena from a desperate situation. Delena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,020 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Famous Last Words by HollyGolightly1985 reviews
Set 8 years after the events of 2x08. Elena, having started a new life in New York, is pulled back to Mystic Falls to support the union of two loved ones. She didn't think she'd encounter Damon of all people while visiting. D/E Pairing. R&R. LEMONS CH 13
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,213 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Everyone Loves A Drop Of Bolly by SilverCiara reviews
DI Alex Drake has been shot by her DCI and is in a coma. The team is falling apart slowly and Hunt is battling his work and his feelings. All this is pushed aside when a body is found in suspicious circumstances but, can the team handle it?
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,268 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010
swich and see by bibi 13ca reviews
Katherine's trying to seduce Damon into sleeping with her...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
I lied by Heidi Mae reviews
Alternative ending to Katerina, leading to a AU Delena mini fic. After talking to Katherine in the tomb Elena makes choice and comes up with a plan. Read and review!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,428 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
May Be Something More by SilentTearsGentleTouches reviews
Damon wants to convince that Elena does love him. His way of coaxing her in his is good looks and charm. See how he pulls it off in the shower and other places, even if Stefan is a few rooms away. DXE M for sexual content and some language
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,755 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Rock 'N' Roll Suicide by Eleantris reviews
When a small-time rock star is found dead, it seems to be a tragic case of suicide. But when the team dig deeper, they uncover some spine chilling secrets that bring Gene and Alex to question everything, including the burning attraction between them. G&A.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 93,359 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - G. Hunt, A. Drake - Complete
This Love by Damon-Salvatore-Fan reviews
Elena and Damon are best friends but Elena is in love with Damon. The problem is that he is engaged to Katherine. Will Elena ever tell Damon her true feelings? Rated T for suggestive themes. Pairings: D/K with eventual D/E and S/K. All human.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,460 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Excuses, Lies, and Broken Promises by Unicorn Filly reviews
AU Elena was raised by Isobel and John who treated her badly. Then she meets Damon. Time for revenge! Warning: Spanking, child abuse, blood, and violence.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Back For Good by PrettyBlueEyesTVD reviews
Stefan and Damon left Elena for 'her own good' five year ago, but didn't give her a proper reason for their leaving. Now Damon is back but will Elena listen to him?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Two Pillars by Damonlove1864 reviews
Tragedy strikes. Who will be Elena's pillar of strength?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
It Was Always by xAlternativexMusicxGirlx reviews
This is my version if Damon hadn't made out with Katherine in the 1st episode of season 2 or proposed to her a new start if she said she loved him. But it's Stefan who she's making out with and guess who walks in... Rated T the main pairing, Damon/Elena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,276 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
To Tell The One I Love by Saphiraheart reviews
Damon and Elena go to the Lake House and Elena reveals to Damon something that happened to her before her parents died. TW warning.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Family by LeaCharmedOne reviews
A picture from twitter equals. Alaric and his new family. Ric/Jenna Elena/Matt Jeremy Plus a Baby
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Alaric S., Jenna S. - Complete
Letting the Light in by silverfoxpunk reviews
Elena confronts Damon with the things he has said to her - things that she was not supposed to remember. It leads to a night neither of them want to forget... Adult content.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Party? by hlfudge reviews
Elena is at a party and someone slips something into her drink. What happens when that person tries to take advantage of her? And even more importantly, what happens when Damon finds out? How is he going to react?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Control by 0HappyEverAfter0 reviews
Set during "The Sacrifice". Elena is going crazy trying to have some control over her life and takes her frustrations out on Damon. What happens when he inadvertently gives her the control she so desperately needs? Sightly AU. LEMONS!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Realize by Holy Cola reviews
At the end of 'Rose', Stefan didn't step in between Damon and Elena. She soon realizes her feelings for him, now she has to choose between the two brothers. But her choice wont be easily accepted by all. Damon/Elena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
All or Nothing at All by Ellen-Thalia reviews
Companion to The World is Wrong. Damon left months ago. Stefan watches as Elena misses him more and more. How can their relationship survive? What happens when Damon returnes? Stefan's POV. D/E.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2011 - [Elena G., Damon S.] Stefan S. - Complete
Ronnie by droogish reviews
Ronnie takes a long, hard look at herself and her past.
EastEnders - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2011
False Alarm by sillygenie reviews
Gene is hot, Alex gets what we know she wants and they both get Eton Mess - oh, and Ray, Chris and Shaz get a mystery to solve. Set shortly after 3.2. M rated with lots of fun and fluffiness.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,565 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010
Fleeting Hope by Crimson Breeze reviews
He's miserable and she's scared. For just a few moments, they comfort each other and distract each other from their own problems.Tyler/Caroline. One shot set during 2x07.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
Shadow of the Past by ariadne melody reviews
Version of 2.14. Elena and Stefan go to the Gilbert lakehouse.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Stefan S., Elena G. - Complete
Long Live The Queen by i love alex reviews
Starting off in 2x06 just after Elena has given Stefan her blood at the well.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,167 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Stefan S., Elena G. - Complete
I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings by xJanzx reviews
Ronnie and Jack marvel at the gift of their newborn son
EastEnders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
EndGame by tamilnadu09 reviews
"She's the doppelganger," Katherine screamed, "She needs to be protected!" Damon paused in the act of shutting the tomb, "Then I'll protect her." Takes place in Season 2.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,140 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Am I marrying the right one? by smartchickloser reviews
Caroline gets cold feet on her wedding day. Luckily, Tyler comes to the rescue. ONE SHOT
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
The Last Two by simply-aly reviews
In the aftermath of the destruction that is Klaus, Elena finds Tyler.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Tyler L., Elena G. - Complete
The Story Left Untold by sarahserenity6296 reviews
Elena understands now how easy it is to be Katherine; to be with them both. But a tragic death causes her to flee and she plans to never go back, until 3 years later she has to & she has to face her past and the guilt that goes along with it. -COMPLETE-
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,696 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Never Say Never by Temptress-Kitten17 reviews
He said it would never happen, but then he'd never counted on her becoming like him. Staroline smutty goodness. Caroline reflects on her sexy fun times with Stefan! Please read author's note regarding this fic! IMPORTANT!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,282 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Caroline F., Stefan S. - Complete
Stuck On You by BDG reviews
After "Daddy Issues" Caroline decides to stay away from drama and relationships but Tyler realizes that he has feelings for her and he will fight for her. Will Caroline give in or will Tyler give up? A Forwood love story.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Tyler L., Caroline F.
History Rewritten by StarAngel148 reviews
In 1864, the Salvatore Brothers weren't the only vampires that survived the purge in Mystic Falls. AU Forwood one-shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
Purple Teardrops by Hemsee reviews
Crushed by the weight of the stress that comes with being a doppelganger, the inevitable happens and Elena breaks down. Luckily Damon is there to pick up the pieces.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,090 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Shower? by hlfudge reviews
based on the dinner party episode What happens when it was Elena instead of Katherine in the shower? And what happens when she was waiting for Stefan but the wrong Salvatore brother came instead? ONE SHOT COMPLETE
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
I'm fine! by bibi 13ca reviews
Damon leaves after declaring his love for Elena, leaving her heartbroken, but she won't admit it. Elena's determinated to find out what Damon compelled her to forget...and she will! Please review!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Law & Ardor by the80srule reviews
Successful legal eagle Caroline Forbes bites off more than she can chew when she takes on a high-profile divorce case. Rated M for coarse language, use of litigation speak, and of course...lemony goodness.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,483 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L.
Hit Me With Your Eyes by Shades of amber reviews
Elena in Damon's shower in 2x15. Enough said! -complete-
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Physical Attraction, Chemical Reaction by Babi reviews
It all started with a night of hot sex. Where things could go from there to Elena and Damon? Could they fall for each other although they don't believe in love anymore? AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 135,269 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Never Grow Up by Moonlight145 reviews
What if Damon and Stefan's mother had a child before the events with Katherine? And what if they didn't know about the baby...Until 145 years later. Here's the story of the Salvatore sister. Rated T.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Damon S.
A Bite That Starts It All by morvamp reviews
AE to 2x11. Damon deals with his unexpected emotions in response to Rose's inevitable death and as a result pushes Elena away. He soon discovers the best way to protect her is the exact opposite of what he has thought all along. Rated strong T for language.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,608 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Hearts and Minds Collection by AngelofPrey reviews
A collection of drabbles/ficlets. Mostly to be used for Rose/Doctor stuff. Essentially any idea I have stuck in my head that makes it to paper before disappearing. Suggestions welcome! Oh come on, just give it a shot!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 10/27/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Comfort by ariadne melody reviews
S/E. Takes place right after the ending in 2x12 John's return .
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Stefan S., Elena G. - Complete
Monster by nymphonic reviews
Tyler/Caroline. "If you're a monster then I'm a monster too."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,384 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Tyler L., Caroline F.
Thicker Than Blood by Bluebaby555 reviews
The wolfs out of the bag and Tyler knows everything. To say that he's mad at Caroline and everyone would be an understatement. There's just one problem though. What happens when Caroline goes missing? Rating will get higher in later chapters.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,180 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Tyler L., Caroline F.
Forgive Me If I Look So Lonely by Holy Cola reviews
Stefan was murdered by the pack of wolves that night, when Elena finds out she goes into a depression. Damon is determined to get her out of it, and he will stop at nothing to make her feel alive once again. Damon/Elena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Perfect Symmetry by BadBoysAreBest reviews
Post-Klaus. 'Could it be true that he won the battle and the heart of the girl? That couldn't possibly be right, he wasn't what dreams were made of, more like nightmares. Yet the picture in front of him looked like his own happy ending.' - COMPLETE -
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Speak Now by Nellbell222 reviews
Caroline Forbes never thought leaving for five years would change much but now that she is back, Tyler Lockwood is getting married! Can she speak now or should she just forever hold her peace? AU ONESHOT!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
Aftershock by ariadne melody reviews
2x09 continuation of the porch scene
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Stefan S., Elena G. - Complete
Pulse by Astoria02 reviews
Elena is under house arrest and Damon watches her sleep. She wakes up from a nightmare and reveals how she feels about Damon. Please R&R. One-shot of Damon and Elena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Choices We Make by FicletWriter reviews
Elena returns to Mystic Falls after several decades, only to confront her past as well as the new problems that develop.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,468 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Always by veraflynns reviews
An alternate ending of the descent.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Stefan S., Elena G.
Waking Up by DoodeSeriously reviews
Set pre-2X08. Weird things are happening in Mystic Falls and Elena isn't sure she likes it one bit. But Damon might. A bit of smut. A bit of romance. A bit of fun. Will continue with more chapters. :
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,509 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
You Know Nothing About Me by DancingHippo reviews
In the aftermath of his first transformation, Tyler & Caroline are closer than ever. But what about all the secrets and the lies? Set after 2x11 By the Light of the Moon. *SPOILERS to the promo*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,620 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
Good Morning by chalantness reviews
Caroline wasn't sure how she ended up half-naked in Tyler Lockwood's bathroom that morning. Okay, well, that wasn't entirely true.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
This is You, This is Me, This is Us by FabullusVeranius reviews
The birth of Chris & Shaz's baby daughter brings joy and heartache in equal measure as parenthood takes its toll and Gene & Alex teeter on the edge of a precipice which could see them tumble or soar. Sequel to One Minute to Midnight. GENE/ALEX, CHRIS/SHAZ
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010
The Burden They Bare by MistressSymone reviews
Damon just bared his heart to Elena in her room after saving her from Elijah. His plan was to erase her memory from it…but what he didn't count on was the small hemp bracelet on her left wrist. Picks up from Damon leaving her room in a blur.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,999 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
He's Easy Like That by Avecia reviews
Collection of one-shots. He told her that vampires couldn't pro-create. She begged to differ.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,837 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Under the Moonlight by misselenasalvatore011 reviews
One Shot stelena set after By The Light Of the Moon. Told in Elena's perspective..
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Stefan S., Elena G. - Complete
Ten Fingers, Ten Toes by Tay-21 reviews
Daddy!Connor fluffiness. Abby/Connor and their new arrival. The original title was First Impressions, so take what you want from that. If you like fluff, this is the story for you. Enjoy.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
Till death do us part by catherinedoncaster1995 reviews
When Elena gets sick just days before her weddign to Stefan, Damen adn his brother start to susspect foul play, but that is quickly dealt with and the wedding may commence, un less a surprise addition to the fmaily postpones it to destruction...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,012 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Elena G., Stefan S.
Gossip Girl feat Twilight by ashasims reviews
A hot new family are on the block. Will new guys tear S and B apart? how will S react to competition? you know you love me! xoxo Gossip Girl
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009
A Very Merry Christmas by mayghaen17 reviews
His eyes went up to the mistletoe that was hanging from the arch. When he looked back down at her, he was more than surprised. Her eyes were wide, but she wasn't backing away...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Already Gone by xJanzx reviews
Three weeks after Ronnie revealed just how twisted and depraved their father was, how are the sisters dealing with their numerous losses?
EastEnders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,429 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Bump In The Night by i love alex reviews
She doesn't know how long she sits there for. Cradling her brother's head in her hands, weeping into his hair and begging for him to wake up.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Stefan S., Elena G. - Complete
Memory Serves by BadBoysAreBest reviews
Elena accidentally asks for her soul mate. What happens when magic delivers 1864 Human Damon? How will the Vampire Salvatore brothers deal? Vampire Damon is tortured by intimate memories of Elena. He feels so close yet far away from her. AU1x14 - COMPLETE -
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,387 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Ghost of You by Annabelle Styles reviews
When Stefan left Elena, he meant it, he wasn't coming back. But he didn't know he wasn't just leaving Elena, he was also leaving their unborn child. Years later he returns to find Elena immortal... and wanting revenge.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,646 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Stefan S., Elena G.
One Minute to Midnight by FabullusVeranius reviews
With Chris and Shaz's wedding just around the corner, Alex and Gene seek comfort in each other. But something lurks in the shadows, and soon the team are embroiled in a desperate race against time to save life, love and each other. Gene/Alex, Chris/Shaz.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,661 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
Baby by East Coast Captain reviews
For the second time in 520 years, Katherine has become a mother.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Stefan S., Katherine - Complete
Everything Changes by starrry-eyed reviews
Based on the preview for "By the Light of the Moon". D/E. Reviews appreciated.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,095 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
I Am Happy, I Hope You're Happy Too by MrsJackHarkness reviews
Summary Change - Gene introduced Alex to his old friend, who took an unwelcome shine to her. The problems that occur are devistating and break hearts, but in the end doesnt love conquer all? NOW COMPLETE
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,355 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
A Spider's Web by Iamepical reviews
Ronnie and Jack have an explosive argument following the miscarrage of their baby and he storms out and meets a mysterious young woman. Meanwhile, Archie's vicious plan is set in motion, but can Ronnie and Jack's relationship survive his devious ways?
EastEnders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,330 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010
Close your Eyes by MadamLestrange1990 reviews
H/Hr. One-shot. Extended dance scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Tears of an Angel by Gwen Harkness reviews
What if it was Ronnie who was shot in the club on Lauren's Birthday by Kylie instead of Jack? But will Ronnie be as lucky as Jack? Rack. Please R&Rxxx
EastEnders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,168 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010
Before History Could Repeat by Vampire00Diaries reviews
What if Elena was the vampire that Stefan and Damon fell in love with in 1864? How would their love for her change? What if one brother devoted his entire afterlife to her? Damon/Elena/Stefan love triangle. Mostly Damon/Elena!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Last Minute by SayHelloToMummyBear reviews
A murder case where the victim isn't who their supposed to be leaves the team baffled and tension is high after a drunken night between Gene and Alex changes the course of their relationship and both their lives forever.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,612 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010
Don't Hold It Against Me by smc-27 reviews
She stops feeling bad when she remembers that whole 'werewolves can kill vampires with one bite' thing, and pulls herself away from him, smiles a little bit and pours him some more bourbon. Tyler/Caroline. Oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,523 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
Masquerade Missing scene by Nadin4400 reviews
Some fluff that I hoped to see in "Masquerade". Oneshot
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Alaric S., Jenna S. - Complete
Stop and Stare by Annabelle Styles reviews
Stefan and Damon always thought that vampires couldn't have children, that is until Elena comes to Stefan with some shocking news.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,125 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Elena G., Stefan S.
The Laws of Familiarity by KittyKatZorse reviews
Sherlock/OC story. John meets Sherlock's lawyer Rebecca. The only person he's ever met that can put up with Sherlock as well as he can. But who is watching the young lawyer and willing to do anything to get to Sherlock Holmes? Set between episodes 2 & 3.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,949 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Surprise Dinner Guest by Temptress-Kitten17 reviews
Set the night after "Kill or Be Killed". Stefan is out hunting with Caroline and forgets about his date with Elena. Lucky for her and us , Damon is a much better substitute. Pure DELENA smut. Don't read if you can't handle it ;
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
I'm stuck with a Valuable Friend by stanleywalkersbitch reviews
Alex is weak, but there is a murder to solve. Why is she feeling weak and what will it lead to? As a dramatic case unfolds Alex must overcome her own personal dramas in 1982 but could it be because of 2008? Title could be changed- suggestions welcome!
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,478 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010
Swaying, Heaven or Hell? by 10lindseye reviews
A new arrival is in CID, she seems suspious and is working alongside Keats, can Alex, Gene and the gang crack this case before its too late? Just bad language and some Alex/Gene bickering Enjoy! Now a lower rating due to story change.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,104 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
Red Tape Menace by more-than-words reviews
It's Friday night. Alex has plans. Gene has paperwork. Arguments ensue. A little story on the evils of bureaucracy and the aches and pains of romance.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010
Friends, Season 12 by Duck Life reviews
Sequel to Friends, Season 11. A continuation of the TV series. Please R&R! Updates on Thursdays!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,692 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Cold Feet by a2agenesgirl reviews
ALTERNATIVE ENDING to s3ep8. Alex knows the truth and is faced with a daunting prospect of leaving Gene and the 80s behind for Heaven. She has some big decisions to make, not made any easier by the presence of Jim Keats, determined to bring Hunt down
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,894 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
All the Spaces In Between by Tazmainia reviews
A series of scenes that could be slotted into Series 2 of Ashes to Ashes episodes. I apologise if it has been done before. I promise that the 'extra scenes' will not change the story line of Series 2, just add more of a Galex content.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,578 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Complete
Avenging Heaven by rantandrumour reviews
Sequel to Only Scarlet Avenges Sable. In the eight months since Ryan Burns was sentenced, Alex has made immense progress, but will her recovery suffer after hearing the worst news possible?
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,909 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Blue Road to Nowhere by Shakimbo reviews
It's a Monday afternoon when Jo found her mother's body.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,880 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Dean W., Jo H. - Complete
Forks High by Xtina316 reviews
Bella Swan is the most popular girl at Forks High.When her sister Alice returns to town Bella vows to make her pay for destroying her family.What she doesn't count on is falling for Alices best friend.What happens when all the walls she built are broken?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 118,412 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Shoebox by EightEminus reviews
Gene is forced to endanger the lives of his colleagues, Alex receives threatening letters that make her question her future in the Met, Ray is arrested, and Chris and Shaz betray each other. Galex. Now Complete.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,812 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
The Past Comes Back by DancingPhalangess reviews
One shot following the revelation that Ronnie tried to hide Jack's child from him. How will Jack react to Ronnie having done the same thing as her father did to her all those years ago?
EastEnders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
When its dark enough, you can see the stars by Jodym134 reviews
Basically, Ronnie never lost the baby, and never got back with Jack. My idea reeling off from the ep on 1/7/10. Please R&R. Contains a few other characters.
EastEnders - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010
Never Simple by Roxannaaaax reviews
AU-S3. Gene and Alex are investigating the murders of several women when a group of men take advantage of Alex's vulnerability. Gene is there to protect her but what happens when his belief in his Bolly wavers? Twists and turns throughout a Galex journey.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 105,519 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
I Won't Leave You by Dbz VD rox reviews
Elena finds out she is pregnant. Shocked but happy, Stefan helps out in anyway he can. Will they be able to be parents? Read and review! Shocking ending that changes everything!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010
Ottery St Catchpole by Reeves3 reviews
Ron and Hermione Weasley's lives from when they find out about Rose and until Hugo's first day of Hogwarts. With also added events happening from the rest of the Weasley's, Potter's, Longbottom's and Scamander's lives. Enjoy! ON HOLD! SORRY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 151,884 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Beneath a Starless Sky by Psamathe reviews
Alex's under cover assignment is causing Gene some concern. Contains spoilers for Series 3. Set prior to episode 8. Gene/Alex.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,407 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
High Hopes by deeeOx reviews
Dean is so wrapped up in enjoying himself with girls he has no interest in, he can't see what is right under his nose, he still see's her as a little kid, could she be more to him?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Dean W., Jo H.
The False Kiss by EightEminus reviews
A few drug addicts found dead seems like an open-and-shut case to Gene. However, the case turns into an adventure that pushes Gene and Alex to their limits physically, "professionally and in... in other ways." GALEX Now Complete
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Past Becomes Present by MissGabrielleHale reviews
Alice and Jasper are perfectly content, until Maria comes back, and puts all that Jasper loves at risk. Takes place a year after BD. Better than it sounds, so please give it a chance. Please Review! Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,513 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Underwear by The Wolfman's Advocate reviews
Ron's relationship with Hermione's underwear
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Series Four with Rose by KittyKatZorse reviews
TEN/ROSE. Sequel to Series 3 with Rose:All the bits se and the Doctor are still together and in rst chapter takes place during Partners in t really the bits inbetween, but I might change it...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,019 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
It's Our Life by ObsessedwiththeCullens reviews
The Cullens are all human this is thier story every step of the way, from birth to marriage and then on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,114 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Rape by RonnielleNo1fan reviews
This is a fic about during the time Ronnie was raped by her father and and his abuse to his wife Glenda. Some of the things that happen are slightly different.
EastEnders - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010
Mermaid Dreams by LGCoffeeAddict reviews
Ned finds a suggestive photo of Olive in a mermaid outfit and finds himself dreaming of more than just Chuck.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/25/2007
The Hiding Place by Julissa G reviews
Deathly Hallows: After the wedding fiasco, Harry, Ron and Hermione head to Gimmauld's Place to hide and be safe. Their first night there, Ron and Hermione share a sweet moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Only Scarlet Avenges Sable by rantandrumour reviews
When Shaz and Alex go missing in the middle of an investigation, its up to the rest of the team to find them. Can they find the two before the kidnapper unleashes his ultimate punishment? Slightly darker themed.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,857 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Complete
The Driveway by Thats-So-Alex reviews
Edward left Bella 7 years ago. She's moved on just like he wanted her to, with a husband and a baby on the way. But when Edward suddenly makes an apperance in Bella's life again, she finds her heart under a lot more strain than it needs to be. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,154 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella
Abandoned Alex by everythinghasitstime reviews
Its a story about Alex and Gene. Alex is in a bit of a state and Gene and her try to get through it. It's my first fanfiction Hope you enjoy.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
Broken by damonandelenaforthewin reviews
With everything that's happened to Elena Gilbert, it's surprising she hasn't had a nervous breakdown yet. But what if Founder's Day was the last straw, and that's exactly what happens? Delena in later chapters, cause i just can't keep them apart.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
The Domestic Approach by LiteratiAngel reviews
A series of one-word prompt drabbles. Marmalade, Denim, Dust, Sofa, Television, Work, Coffee, Train, Wine, Dance. TenRose or Alt!TenRose. All fluff and fun! Current: Television. Reviews equal much love!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Divide and Conquer by Blue-Jackal reviews
CID are left stunned when Alex is injured in a deliberate hit & run. While her colleagues support her, a certain person from Discipline and Complaints sees it as a golden opportunity.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,268 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010
Wedding Eve by Evan Jameson reviews
The Doctor and Amy have just returned from their harrowing adventure on Alfava Metraxis and are sitting on her bed. This is how that conversation could have gone. Now completed, although not as originally intended! 11/Amy AU, Romance, Adventure. R/R!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,885 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Alone In This World by damonandelenaforthewin reviews
Alternate ending to Founder's Day in which Jeremy dies in the fire instead of Anna. One-shot Only, told from Elena's POV.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Elena G., Jeremy G. - Complete
You Belong With Me by hidingthetruthbehindamask reviews
You Belong With Me is on hiatus from now on due to the fact I am snowed under with coursework. I am not finished with this story and I promise I will finish this story whenever I get chance- Hanabella Louise 25/2/12
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - C. Skelton, Molly D.
Torn Apart By Time by hidingthetruthbehindamask reviews
Torn Apart By Time is on hiatus from now on due to the fact I am snowed under with coursework. I am not finished with this story and I promise I will finish this story whenever I get chance- Hanabella Louise 25/2/12
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,437 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - A. Drake, G. Hunt
Ariellus Must Wait by xjabberwockyxpeacex reviews
Rose finds out she's pregnant with the Doctor's child. How will the Doctor react?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,297 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Facing the Future by Evelyn Granger reviews
Rick & Evie attempt to figure out their future upon their return from Hamunaptra, facing obstacles from their respective pasts along the way.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R.
The Silver Doe:Deathly Hallows Missing Moments by Jen.RxH reviews
a collection of missing moments between Ron and Hermione in deathly hallows from beginning to end. I personally decided that they should have more moments like these... I wish I could come up with a better, artsier title but it's a great read. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,415 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
A Smith, a Jones and a Tyler by OobieMcRuby reviews
Doctor/Rose 'The two hospitals from both universes converged on each other. As Rose and Martha forced themselves off the ground, both of them shouted, "Who the hell are you?"' An AU of 'Smith and Jones', with Rose!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,883 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Living the Dream by xAlex-Drakex reviews
Ashes to Ashes - Set after episode 8, Gene is trying to comfort Alex. This is my first fic please review and be critical if need be I want to improve.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,525 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 6/4/2008
Back To Basics by DramaQueen1133 reviews
Back To Nursery sequel. As the Doctor and Rose settle into their human life in the other universe, they decide to start a family. But first they have to take a step back and look at their relationship. And they may not like what they see...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
My baby by BloodLust92 reviews
AU: Bella and Edward find out their pregnant and couldn't be happier. But what happens when there are some complications along the way?... My first fanfiction... changed the plot please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,503 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Life As You Know It by cenowar reviews
As the relationship between Rose and the Doctor develops, can he resist the temptation of his own selfishness? Follows every episode of season two. Sequel to Welcome To Your Life. TenRose. Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,874 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 6/4/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
If You Ask Me To by xJanzx reviews
The final sequel to 'Let Go' and 'Before The Goodbye'. The first story was set in early 2009 when Ronnie sold her half of the club to Jack to start a new life in Ibiza, but eight months after their final goodbye a surprise visitor arrives in the Sqaure
EastEnders - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010
First Time Together by nikinm reviews
A more detailed version of the end of "The Turning Point."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Elena G., Stefan S. - Complete
Save You by xJanzx reviews
Ronnie/Jack mini fic that begins where Monday night's episode of EE left off.
EastEnders - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Waking Up in Vegas by Ghost of Merilwen reviews
((**Update** Will be looking at story for corrections and will do some revising)) Most would think brainy Hermione Granger would travel to Paris with her parents and read all day. Instead of the usual Hermione found herself in Vegas married to mortal enemy Draco Malfoy without any memory of their wedding!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,038 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Unwanted Pile by Caroline Inspired Me To Drum reviews
Archie loves his daughter, he want's what's best. Ronnie watches her daughter lie in her cot waiting for the inevitable. Will Archie's sweet little Veronica ever see her daughter again?
EastEnders - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Ronnie M., Danielle J.
The First Time by ProfessorSpork reviews
Five times the Doctor doesn't sleep with Rose Tyler--and one time he does. Spoilers through Journey's End. Rose/9, Rose/10, Rose/10.5
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
First Sight by Northumbrian reviews
Ginny lies in pain, and there is nothing that an anxious Harry can do to help. This isn't the time for Harry to fall in love with someone new, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/9/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Ten Years by xXHeartless1Xx reviews
A cute and funny story of how Emmett and Rosalie grew up together. How their relationship changes over the years and becomes what we know it to be now. From the ages of 10 to 20. Told in both their points of view. All Human. Read & Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,764 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Edward's Breaking Dawn by EverAfter13 reviews
An in canon retelling of Stephanie Meyers 'Breaking Dawn' from the persepective of the handsome and thoughtful Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,055 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Living The Impossible by DramaQueen1133 reviews
AU after The Satan Pit. The Doctor & Rose are stranded after losing the TARDIS, leaving them no choice but to settle down. But will their relationship take the Doctor's ever increasing wanderlust and Rose's desperate attempts at keeping them together?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Esme Chronicles: The Human Years by Esme Mom Cullen reviews
The Human Years begins when Esme is just a child. She tells her own story as she meets Dr. Cullen for the first time, teaches, marries, escapes and then falters in the face of the ultimate heartbreak. It is the true story of your favorite vampire mom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,838 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Under My Skin by LiteratiAngel reviews
...and suddenly he is kissing her and it’s passionate and tender at the same time and nothing like she had ever imagined kissing the Doctor could be like. Alt!TenRose songfic. Some smut so rating is subject to change. Reviews make me a happy bunny indeed!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/25/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Murder by RonnielleNo1fan reviews
Ronnie has killed her father but how long will she be able to cope with the secret and can her father still make her break down beyond the grave? xx
EastEnders - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010
It's Not Over by soh95 reviews
A grief stricken Stacey struggles to cope after Bradley's death. She is inconsolable and shuts out her loved ones But... is Bradley really dead? What if he's not? Wil he be reunited with the girl he loves? TWO SHOCKING COMEBACKS! Please R&R! xxx
EastEnders - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010
Aftershocks by Angel's blue eyed girl reviews
This takes place during the epi "Bloodlines" It is my take on what could have happened on Damon and Elena's road trip. **Smut Warning**
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,415 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
First Valentine's Day by Lara Chubb of Deephollow reviews
10.5 and Rose are living in the alternate universe. The Doctor loves Rose entirely, but he is unsure if Rose can ever love him because he is just a copy of the 'man' she fell in love with. That's why he has to find her the perfect Valentine's Day gift.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Perfect Gift by Dream-Bliss reviews
On her birthday, only a month before, Chris gave Shaz what he thought was the ultimate present. Now Shaz it pregnant and does not know what to do. I don't own the BBC, but i sooo wish i did... please R&R.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009
Isle Esme by Totteacher reviews
Edwards point of view of the honeymoon and Bella's pregnancy. Contains lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 117,258 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
The List II by natalee moon reviews
The human Doctor catalogues all the things that lead to his very favorite activity with Rose. Happy Smuff.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Our Little Secret by WishUponAStarr reviews
AU. After an argument, Rose decides to stay home for a while whilst the Doctor travels with Donna. Then Jack Harkness appears and learns Rose's little secret and the reason behind the argument. Can he and Donna bring them together? 10/Rose Donna/Jack
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,130 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Where Do The Lonely Go? by xJanzx reviews
After Amy's Christening, Ronnie leaves Walford. Jack runs after her, but does he succeed in reuniting with her? I thought EE kinda glossed over the "reunion" scenes at the airport, so this is my take on it. Hope you like!
EastEnders - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
Not Quite Right by Simply Lily reviews
Human Nature and Family of Blood, only with Rose as the Companion. And different scenes. And a different plot. What happend when John Smith is taken with his lovely maid? And what of the Family? Spoilers to 3x08, 3x09. JohnRose, TenRose. UPDATED!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,260 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/16/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Daughter of Mine by Jokess reviews
A little one shot story that has been running around my mind for a while. Set after Journey's end. HumanDoctorxRose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Patience and Practice by vixen1836 reviews
Patience and Practice explores the evolution of the relationship between two new lovers. RATED M FOR LEMONS. AH/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,890 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gossip Witch by lambie1 reviews
Gossip Witch has started her new column at Hogwarts! Everybody got the new wand screen, inserted by Ollivander himself. She sends texts of all THE latest gossip. You want the inside they don't tell you in the books? Well, here's your number one source!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - OC
Bad Romance by albluvscbg reviews
The love of his life's just died. She's just been rejected by the one person she need affirmation from above all others. All she wants is love. And all he wants is revenge. It's a bad romance...just a drabble inspired by the song.
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Serena, Edward - Complete
I Love You, Forever by Oh SqueegeeMan reviews
REWRITE:: Esme doesn't lose her baby. She doesn't try to kill herself. She doesn't meet Carlisle... until years later. They fall in love, but will he change her now that she's not dying? And what about her daughter?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Esme, Carlisle
Early Isle of Esme by Swizle reviews
A detailed and explicit peek into Bella and Edward's first night together on their Honeymoon. Starts from where Stephanie Meyer blanked out and will continue for as long as reviews require!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Isle Esme by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gossip Girl: Twilight Style by Gabriella Crossel reviews
THis has been a very common crossover but I hope that this might be a bit new . . . :D! So, Serena falls in love with a dude- big deal or isn't it? I guess you'll have to read to find out ;
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Serena
Two Wrongs, Make a Twisted Right by ifihadthegutsto reviews
This is my third Gossip Girl fan-fic! Chair/Serenate. Set just before x-mas 2009. It's rated T for now, but I might post some M chapters eventually.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Chuck, Blair
We Need to Talk by robot iconography reviews
Shortly after the events of the first film, Rick and Evelyn sort out the precise nature of their relationship. Are they too different to make it work?
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,494 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Whom I Love Alone by jennrich2830 reviews
A story about the origin of Carlisle & Esme's relationship and how they fell in love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,798 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
I Do, I Think by DramaQueen1133 reviews
AU Human Nature. To hide from the family, Rose and the Doctor must hide in 2013 London. Leaving it up to the TARDIS to create a back story, Rose is not prepared for the role she has to play in the Doctor's human life.Rating may go up to M in future chap.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,796 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Lunch at Luigi's by andtheigloosonMars reviews
Chris appears to have made it onto the Mafia hitlist. Meanwhile, tensions run high as Shaz is pregnant. Can they make it out together to support their growing family? My first ever fic; hopefully it's not too bad. Incomplete, more to come.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2009
The Missing Years by Harry'sgurl00 reviews
What happened in those 19 missing years that JK never wrote about? How did Harry and Ginny make it through those years? What ever happened to Ron and Hermione? What about George? Read and find out. I do not own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009
Forbidden Love by mrsvampireprincess reviews
Carlisle is a vampire but, what will happen when he falls in love with sixteen year old Esme Platt? and how will Carlisle take it when he hears that he will soon be a father? how will young Ashley Cullen make it through her new, freakish, crazy life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Friends, Season 11 by Duck Life reviews
This is what I think Season 11 would be like. Episodes are written in script form. I plan to update every Thursday. I know I'm not as funny as the writers. Please R&R!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,394 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
All Your Saved Up Wishes by smc-27 reviews
No matter whose boy he was or where in the world she was, he always managed to wish her a happy birthday. Nate/Serena oneshot
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Serena, Nate - Complete
The Origin Stories by Tatiana Ekaterina reviews
Includes Esme, Meet Carlisle, a one shot, as "chapter 1" Related one shots that I will continue to add detailing the first meetings of our Beloved Cullens. Stephenie's World, Mult. POVs. Next up- Carlisle, Meet Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Carlisle, Edward
Breaking Dawn: Edward's Perspective by Demi from lion and the lamb reviews
The entire Breaking Dawn Book written in Edward's perspective. Get inside Edward Cullen's mind, find out what he was really thinking during Breaking Dawn. Please review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,837 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella
Isle Esme by maggiekb reviews
The story of how Carlisle and Esme first met, fell in love, and came to be husband and wife. Flashbacks to the past, reliving their experiences before they were a couple. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,470 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Twilight&Friends by Abandoned Anarchy Angel reviews
What would happen if it wasn't Monica,Rachael,Phoebe,Joey,Chandler&Ross. If it was Bella,Alice,Rosalie,Emmett,Edward&Jasper? If it was in Forks and not New York? Read this and find out! Canon couples eventually! Please review! :D
Crossover - Friends & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,306 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
The Stuff of Legend by rosewarren reviews
This was written for the time in flux ficathon at the LJ site doctor rose fic. The challenge was to rewrite your assigned episode so that Rose and the Doctor ended up together by the end. I was assigned "The Satan Pit". A long one-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Good Ones by Smartie6 reviews
Sequel to Suprise's Aren't Always Good. A look into Hermione's second pregnancy. R/R please : Rated for later chapters, ya know, when the hormones kick in ;
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Connection by Spoons1899 reviews
Set immediately after The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit, Rose and the Doctor's reactions to their separation leads them to something new
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/29/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Evolution of a Relationship by julie20007 reviews
this is how the Doctor and Rose got together and got married, it's the prequel to series three with Rose,it starts at the end of Dalek and goes on from there, blatantly Doctor/Rose.9/Rose to start with and then 10/Rose when it get's to series two.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 104 - Words: 160,972 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Jenny Lewis Chronicles Ep 3 by MrandMrsTemple reviews
Jenny and the gang face their first future creature when a giant futuristic sea star appears in Richmond Park Pond. With communications cut by a storm, can Jenny and the gang tackle the future on their own? Sorry for the summary, the story is much better.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Jenny L. - Complete
I'll Be Missing You! by creans09 reviews
One-Shot!Songfic Stacey goes to visit Danielle's grave and meets someone unexpected. Dedicated to McIzzie Fan and my cousin J.J. who died tragically a few years back. He's the inspiration for this, this is the song we played at his funeral! R&R thanks xx
EastEnders - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Silver Whispers by serenaxvanderwoodsen reviews
The Cullen family is disturbed by some very unsettling news. Melinda Gordon tells them that she has seen a ghost--Elizabeth, who is looking for her son...Edward. More Twilight than Ghost Whisperer.
Crossover - Ghost Whisperer & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009
Isle Esme, The Deleted Scene by msh012 reviews
On Isle Esme, Bella and Edward wade in warm waters. This is what might've happened between them their honeymoon night. Rated M for Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happened on Isle Esme by futureMT reviews
Its a 1-chapter story of what happened on their wedding night. Starts where the book leaves us hangin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Just Human Nature by Mayet reviews
Another rewrite of Human Nature with Rose What would John Smith have been thinking about, had he walked past 'Rose' and Jenny scrubbing the floor... Adult Themes, please read Warnings John Smith/Rose; mentions of Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/25/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Two is Yes by rosewarren reviews
Life, the TARDIS and everything. And a baby, too. Rose and 10.5, set five years after Just an Ordinary Wedding Day.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
For Charlie's Sake by Chrys1130 reviews
Takes place five years after 2x13. Blair had Chuck's baby. Now he is back...
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,674 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
The Nature Of A Rose by Mayet reviews
During Human Nature/Family Of Blood the Doctor hides as a teacher at Queen's Collage in 1887, with Rose enrolled as a student. John Smith/Rose; Doctor/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,584 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Honeymoon by Juliejuliejulie reviews
The first night of the honeymoon on Isle Esme. What exactly happened after Edward pulled Bella deeper into the ocean? The events from the water to the bedroom from Edward's POV. Five chapters. Mature but restrained content, hopefully true to the canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oh, She Knows by Mayet reviews
Can be read seperately, though it is a companion piece to 'Does Your Mother Know' Summary: What exactly did the Human Doctor and his Clone-Rose - explained within the fic - decide to tell Jackie? Did they even have to say anything at all?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Unintended by BellaSCullen1 reviews
No.6 - 'Unexpected' from Edward's Point of View. Made for Real Twilight Fans!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Belong Together by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
He told me once that I was his drug, his heroin, and I thought it was funny how he had become mine. THE missing scene from Breaking Dawn. Rated M for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isle Esme: Through Edward's Eyes by MyMidnightWhispers reviews
Isle Esme through Edward's golden eyes. Lemony goodness! And finally, Bella's POV in the brand spanking new 2nd chapter! R-N-R please! Good or Bad, all is appreciated. Thanks! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Real Honeymoon at Isle Esme by Epierce0519 reviews
After 3 books of foreplay, a peak into what really happened on Edward and Bella's Honeymoon at Isle Esme. Tastefully done But use caution.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Keep Her With Me by yeknodelttil reviews
Sequel to 'Give Her Back To Me'. They managed to stay together but how will the challenges ahead affect them and those around them? Set Season 3 with my own twists. CHAPTERS 21 LOADED!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,426 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008
Head over heels by romanticangel92 reviews
When the Doctor takes Rose to a new exotic planet, they wander into a mysterious shop where Rose gets drugged with a love potion that makes her fall in love with the first person she sees. Ten/Rose fic. Rated T for content.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,468 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Trials and Tribulations of a Time Lord :in love: by cenowar reviews
Rose gets more than she bargains for when she asks for a holiday. A lot more. Will the Doctor’s increasing behaviour sort itself out in the end? TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,745 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008
Practice Makes Perfect by nightdancers reviews
As we headed to the blue room, I knew this time would be different. There lacked the nervousness of the first time, the acute pain of the second - there was only love, passion, and desire, mingling together in perfect harmony.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Isle Esme by nightdancers reviews
It is Edward and Bella's wedding night, and the tension is palpable. Can a human and vampire really make this work?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Give Her Back To Me by yeknodelttil reviews
Why did the Doctor seem more persistent than usual when it came to protecting and saving Rose? I'm BACK! Chapter 27, 28, 29 and 30 now added! ITS COMPLETE!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,504 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
The Alternate Universe by gabbicav reviews
There are many alternate universes. One little change at the right time to the Doomsday finale, and Rose Tyler is still with the Doctor. This story looks at how Series Three of Doctor Who might have looked if Jackie, not Pete, had gone back...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,026 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
No Better Words by Amanda Hawthorn reviews
Set directly after Age of steel and The rise of the cybermen. What I would have liked to have happened after they left Mickey in the parallel world. 10Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Foreshadowing by Simply Lily reviews
There was supposed to be a scene in Fear Her in which the Doctor and Rose spend the night in 2012. Together. In the same room. Yeah, I know. This is my silly fluffy version, originally for an LJ challange. TenRose friendship. Spoilers for S'2.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Running In The Rain by x.ShatteredImage.x reviews
[One Shot] After a slight arguement, Evy takes the outdoors for a breather, unknowingly Rick follows her. Rain begins and they get locked out of their house...what happends next?
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2006 - OíConnell, R., Evelyn C. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by cptevelyn reviews
A take on the past of the Carnahan siblings. Evelyn and her brother in different life-changing moments of their lives.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Evelyn C., Jonathan C.
Sunrise At The City Of The Dead by Brown-eyedFiction reviews
Evelyn and Rick have a conversation about the previous night when Evelyn was drunk.
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2002 - OíConnell, R., Evelyn C. - Complete