benign sadist
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Joined 03-10-02, id: 182648
Author has written 3 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh.
Oh sheesh...uhm...bio.
We are actually two people doing this thing...but because neither of us can manage to get anything done on our own *heh*...we decided to go it together...
We both love anime, especially Yu-Gi-Oh and Rurouni Kenshin~ and yeah, sharing bishies is a tough thing to do.

Fav Bishies: Seto Kaiba (YGO), *both* Bakuras (YGO), Shinomori Aoshi (RK), Yoko Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho), Sanosuke (RK), Himura Kenshin (RK), Jounouchi Katsuya/Joey Wheeler (YGO)- even though, technically, he's kinda claimed by Mai already...and the list can go on...forever...

The fanart site is UP!! I repeat, the fanart site is UP!! Am currently looking for affiliates...so, if you're interested, please do contact us.

Anyway.
I (the Lawnmower Elf side of the Benign Sadist) like the books by Tamora Pierce, Anne Rice, and CJ Cherryh...um...I love the Amber chronicles...and...ANIME RULES!!
Okay, then.
I realize I am being random.

Right now, I've kinda ditched the Open Sesame story and am working on the 'Muggle Studies' one inspired by all the YGO/HP stories out there and after reading book five fanatically.

Karpoozi everyone~

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Frozen Moonlight by JaneDrew reviews
In high school, Kaoru Kamiya escaped from a demon. Five years later, she meets a man who looks awfully familiar...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,388 - Reviews: 2825 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 2/3/2005
A Good Offense by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
Another year at Hogwarts, and, as always, last year's events have consequences... Sequel to The Best Defense. Not Yoma's, see my profile for links. Yu Yu HakushoHarry Potter crossover. Abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,548 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2005
The New Students by White Angel Chan reviews
YGO/HP crossover, as promised. Yugi, Ryou, and Malik are invited to Hogwarts; however, dark forces have discovered the existance of the millennium items and plot to use them for their own means...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 207,182 - Reviews: 4640 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 11/30/2002
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
A Grim's Promise by NightSeer reviews
ON HOLD: Check profile or lj for details. Two years before his death a powerful psychic made Sirius a promise. Now Genkai and Yusuke travel to London to keep it and throw the British magical community for a loop.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,472 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Yusuke U., Genkai
Destiny Prophecies: Sphere and Stone by Hui Xie reviews
YGO x HP crossover. Ryou befriends a man in the Shadow Realm and now he, Yugi and Marik are suddenly invited to Hogwarts. They wish to free his friend, but there is far more to it than meets the Sennen Eye, because Harry isn't the only one Voldemort wants
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 145,494 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 8/25/2004
Blades of Blood by Vathara reviews
In a world where monsters roam city streets, a mildmannered New Yorker has just picked up a blade called Battousai... Modern AU, based off the NightLife RPG. Complete.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 54,403 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Turmoil by Kaitourei reviews
Yugi, Ryou, and Malik always seem to go to Hogwarts, but what if someone else was to go? Such as the reincarnation of a certain High Priest? And this time Voldemort’s NOT after the Mill. Items… COMPLETE.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,912 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 7,136 - Follows: 583 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
For Every Evil by Mirrordance reviews
Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Dear Sir or Madam by Newly reviews
Tired of watching issues not quite address themselves, Iruka opens an anonymous advice column. As chuunins, his former students find love more troublesome than missions… A story told through letter correspondence. SakuSasuNaruHinaShikaInoNejiTenKakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Simple and Clean by Ethelflaed reviews
-AU, for SerenaArythusa's Contest, Complete- We all know about 1066: the Normans come and conquer the Anglo-Saxons, ushering in a new age of improvement. Sounds simple and clean, right? ...It's not that simple.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,309 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Complete
Dancing And Delirium by Serendipity1 reviews
The school throws a costume party, with the prize for the best costume being a set of exodia cards. Well, just how far do you think Yugi and the gang will go to get them? (OLD STORY. Permanently discontinued.)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,212 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/24/2003
Sundial by Angrybee reviews
Shinomori Aoshi's road to redemption is paved with dead people. Shijiko, Hyotokko, Beshimi and Hannya just won't shut up. (Complete.)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,864 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/1/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Aoshi, Misao - Complete
Roll the Bones by Vathara reviews
Yugi, Seto, and Ryou find chaos in Cascade, Washington. Crossover with the Sentinel.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,865 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba - Complete
A Rurouni's Guide to Idiocy by RurouniGochan reviews
The journey from hitokiri to rurouni a mentally angstbusting change. ...Normally. The Oro, the dono suffix, the Sessha... It all had to come from somewhere or rather, someone. A lighter look at how The Rurouni came to be.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,449 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/12/2003 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Kenshin
Yami: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lizeth reviews
Congratulations! You're now the proud owner of a YAMI. Want to ensure top performace? Running into troubles? Have questions? Check out this handy dandy manual (you won't be dissapointed).
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/5/2003 - Published: 10/9/2003
Under The Wraps by Kaitourei reviews
So how do the Yu-Gi-Oh! charactrs really feel about ff.net? They tell me; I tell you. *Complete*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,093 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Complete
Speaking Their minds by Heir Guardian reviews
The cards are kinda fed up....
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,822 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2003 - Published: 7/15/2002
A Day of Shopping by Angelforceus reviews
CHAPTER SEVEN! I KID YOU NOT! What happens when Yami and Yami Bakura are forced to shop together for Yugi and Ryou? Will they end up killing each other or just go insane? Maybe both!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,579 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 8/6/2002
Is This Normal? by Lizeth reviews
When Ryou is temp. transferred to a boarding school, he thought the worst he had to deal with was keeping his councilor from getting too suspicious, but when old enemies start poppin up... Is this what normal teen life's supposed to be like!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,148 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
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Muggle Studies reviews
YGO/HP crossover. Mokuba is a transfer student to Hogwarts, but little does he know someone is after his brother - again. Meanwhile, greedy wizards have been tampering with Muggle technology for their own gain and Voldemort is always somewhere near...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,753 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/17/2003 - Published: 8/10/2003
That's What Yamis Do! reviews
A songfic based upon the PowerPuff Girls song - except sung by the Yamis! Pretty self-explanatory. Now UPDATED with another parody!! Enjoy! **heh**
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002
Open Sesame reviews
Kaiba and the Ishtars open a new bar just for duelists, the Yamis are loose and doing more than just dreaming of revenge - and the Millennium Rod is missing...(PG for implied violence)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 9/12/2002