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Author has written 28 stories for Twilight, Seinfeld, Psych, 30 Rock, Castle, Bones, Inception, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Gossip Girl.

Wow, you are now viewing the profile of brokenheartedshipper! This is a truly commendable achievement! Congratulations!

In all actuality, I'm just surprised and honored that you're taking the time to read this. So kudos to you, really. Thank you. *sniffles overemotionally*

I am Dori, like the fish from "Finding Nemo"

I'm a teenager living a for-the-most-part uneventful life in a very small town outside of Portland, OR, where I go to school. Fanfiction is sort of like my guilty pleasure, only it's not guilty anymore so much as just pleasure.

I'm a oneshot-er. That's how I roll. Sorry to disappoint, but I don't really write a ton of multi-chapter fics. I, like my fish friend, simply do not have the attention span.

I ship (warning: ship list about which you probably do not give a shit!) (bolded are the ships I've written/am writing for)

Ron/Hermione
Harry/Hermione
Harry/Luna
Snape/Lily (onesided, mainly)
Fred/Angelina
Amy/Eleven
Eleven/Martha, or sometimes Ten/Martha
Ten/Donna friendship
Jackie/Hyde
Eric/Jackie friendship
Jack/Liz (shoot me, okay?)
Jerry/Elaine (shoot me again if I'm not already dead!)
Blair/Chuck
Blair/Dan
Ross/Rachel
Jacob/Leah


I have written a series of Amy/Eleven humor fics, which occur in the following order:
1. "Under the Influence"
2. "Neonic Fishnetties"
3. "It's Time to Shut Up Now"
4. "Unnamed Ginger"


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Playing With Fire by tasty-kate reviews
Amy always flirts. It's in her nature. So what's the harm, right? Save from when the object of her flirtation gives her a taste of her own medicine...and them some. CHAPTER FOUR UPLOADED (sorta)!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Male Species: Beware! by Hazel-Buttafly reviews
This is Leah Clearwater, being flung off the damn deep end of the dating pool. Perverted blind dates, stalking werewolf ex-boyfriends and men with more back hair than mountain goats. Oh, and apparently my kiss can turn guys gay now. Great. Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,168 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Leah, Jacob
Twisting, Turning, Tilting by Ultra-Geek reviews
It's not the first lie that Merlin has told you. You pray that it won't be the last.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
too blind to see by MuslimBarbie reviews
She catches his bottom lip between her teeth. "Merlin," she growls, "do not speak." - Merlin, Morgana, and hate sex.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Maybe by juniperwing reviews
Maybe it would have been different if it hadn't been his Amy. Rory drabble
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
I Can Be Brave For You by Lizzie83hp reviews
The Doctor is at the end and his only comfort is his sweet little Amelia Pond. Massive spoilers for 'Let's Kill Hitler'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
I'm Sorry by PhoenixDragonDreamer reviews
The second blast was worse.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Love In Lily's Eyes by BritLuvr reviews
Based on Snape's death scene in HPatDHP2, the movie. Alan Rickman very powerful! This is just my take on the thoughts/emotions during the scene, please R&R! Rating subject to change, do ya'll think it needs to be bumped up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
See How Deep The Bullet Lies by Lizzie83hp reviews
She looks over her shoulder at him and smirks because she knows he's watching. He knows it's wrong. He does it anyway.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Five Times Snape Almost Told Lily He Loved Her by SpiritOfAdventure reviews
"He could feel the words building up inside of him, bubbling warm and to the surface and he almost said it out loud-but no." One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Somewhere Up Above And In My Heart by Lizzie83hp reviews
Amy's caught the cold and she's cooped up in the TARDIS for the day, and the Doctor reveals he's more capable than Amy originally thought. 11/Amy fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Hyde's Ego Equals Big by Samoonshine reviews
When Jackie starts talking to Eric about his looks, she accidentally says something about Hyde's! But what happens whenEric is caught pinning down Jackie? Were they...ya know? Or was it just a misunderstanding? Eric/Jackie Friendship! Jacie/Hyde One-shot
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Eric F., Jackie B. - Complete
These Words Upon My Lips by TheOneWithTheObsessions reviews
He needs a simple phrase to make them follow him into the magic box that is bigger on the inside. Slightly AU. Reveiws welcome. Unbeta'd.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
starstruck lover, taken to the moon by sheriff stilinski reviews
Bring me to the moon and the stars and Mars. AmyEleven
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Other Side of the Edge by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur tries to talk Merlin out of a long fall with a sudden stop, and then gets a little more information than he bargained for. Sequel to "Standing on the Edge of Forever".
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Only a Dream by MuslimBarbie reviews
Funny things dreams are, because you always start in the middle of things. And because, even if it's completely foolish, even if it's for the smallest breath of time, you always believe them. - The Doctor contemplates the life he could have had with Amy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Standing on the Edge of Forever by Ultra-Geek reviews
Merlin couldn't for the life of him remember at what point he'd heaved himself up onto the actual wall, standing with the wind ruffling his hair and the toes of his boots sticking out over the edge. But, he had.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Selective Amnesia by tasty-kate reviews
Amelia Jessica Pond makes him forget. A part of him doesn't care. Taken place between Cold Blood and Pandorica Opens. One shot!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
quick the breeze that knocks us down by saywheeeee reviews
The Doctor takes Amy to have her nails painted. Light M rating to be safe, nothing explicit.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
perilous seas in faery lands forlorn by saywheeeee reviews
sometimes he looks at her from across the ruins and smiles. eleven/amy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
A Game, a Puzzle by radiantbaby reviews
"She remembers the feel of his jacket most of all." Eleven/Martha schmoop!fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
In an Elevator by icepixel reviews
Castle and Beckett, stuck in an elevator. UST.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Coming To Terms by Jenn1984 reviews
"Don't, Arthur. Please." They are the last words he says to you before he's bleeding all over your hands.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
I can hear the cannons call by Mae'side reviews
If there was one thing he was certain of, it was that Arthur Pendragon didn't get jealous. Merlin & Arthur. Gwaine. Something was changing. !Episode 3x08 spoilers! Please let me know what you think? Xo, as always.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
objections by saywheeeee reviews
Five things the Doctor doesn't like about Amy Pond. Written for Challenge 3: Five Things/Times at big jumps. Canon-compliant. Warning: contains profanity.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Exploring the Universe by radiantbaby reviews
Martha is always studying the Doctor - it's a part of the inquisitiveness that will make her a great doctor some day. Sometimes he holds back from her - hides, even - but sometimes he shows her just she needs to see. Ten/Martha
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2010 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Just For An Evening by maddieclaybourne reviews
JONAS L.A. Joe/Stella. Tomorrow they'll go back to being friends, but for tonight, they'll give into everything that's always been there and be lovers.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010
many's the time i ran with you down by saywheeeee reviews
Amy and the Doctor visit Aularind. 3rd in the "inextricably" series. Winner of Challenge 2 at big-jumps on LiveJournal.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Cunning Persuasian of Amy Pond by tasty-kate reviews
Amy attacks the Doctor with her mouth- and succeeds! PWP in other words- Mature themes! ! One Shot!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
jump by saywheeeee reviews
Living with this man is the strangest thing Amy has ever done. 8th in the "inextricably" series, based on 26 alphabetical prompts.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
You And I, We're Sort Of Like This by Kelly123 reviews
Because Jacob Black has never kissed a girl. Collection of blackwater one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Leah, Jacob
Here With Me by FuzzySlipper19 reviews
Set in Season 5; my version of how Jackie came to stay with Hyde in the basement while her dad was in jail and her mom was off vacationing. Jackie's sick, lonely and scared. Who comes to her rescue? Hyde, of course! Lots of fluff, jxh
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Pharmacy by HDUC reviews
Set just after "Gridlock." Mood patches, a cold rain, turbulence in the TARDIS, the Doctor on the bathroom floor. A recipe for a smutty Ten/Martha fic!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
paved with intentions by hyacinthian reviews
Robin in the aftermath of breaking up with Don. BarneyRobin.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Midnight Rendezvous by tasty-kate reviews
Amy and The Doctor have to sneak around to avoid being caught... but by whom or what? A companion piece to Kitchen Chronicles, yet can be read alone. Mature themes! One shot!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Love Bug by tasty-kate reviews
Amy has a nasty bug bite on her back, but can't quite reach... PG-13 for suggestive dialog and the sorts. One shot!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
aeipathy by melignomon reviews
Aeipathy - a continued passion; an unyielding disease. The Doctor tries everything. 11/Amy, pre-Pandorica.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
evening songs by nienors reviews
Something does not add up, but Amy Pond doesn't care to do the math. Eleven/Amy.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
keep her lustrous eyes by saywheeeee reviews
Amy Pond is drowning. 11/Amy, as per usual.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Defined by Raine Cooper reviews
This is who they are. Amy/11 one shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
How Dirty Girls Get Clean by Dipenates reviews
Puck likes having sex. He doesn't get why Santana thinks never saying no is a good idea. Spoilers through 1.15 "The Power of Madonna". Warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Puck, Santana L. - Complete
the saints can't help me now by nienors reviews
She's not sure when she started wanting this, but she knows that it has been a long while. Eleven/Amy.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Soap Bubbles & Impossible Things by Chinese Bakery reviews
Amy's tired of waiting for the Doctor to make up his mind already!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Unhappily Ever After by Mindy35 reviews
Jack/Liz. They had what everyone searches for.
30 Rock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Jack D., Liz L. - Complete
It Could Have Been Me by smo12987 reviews
One wolf thinks about what could have been as he veiws the life of our favorite she-wolf.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
fireflies by saywheeeee reviews
Amy Pond is magnificent. 11/Amy. 5th in the "inextricably" series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
dancing on the edge by saywheeeee reviews
Amelia Pond walks in and starts pushing buttons. Ooh, thinks the Doctor. This is gonna be good. 11/Amy, canon-compliant.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Intercoursing 101 by Mindy35 reviews
Jack/Liz. Experience is the best teacher.
30 Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Liz L., Jack D. - Complete
Five Things Gillian Foster Has Never Told Anyone by pellucid reviews
The title is self-explanatory: just an experiment in character study. Mostly Gillian gen, with a touch of Cal/Gillian for good measure.
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Gillian F., Cal L. - Complete
Three Kisses by MyBrokenButterfly reviews
Set during and after Light My Fire. Three kisses between Kat and Patrick and how they change things. .:I own nothing:.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Kat S., Patrick V. - Complete
Where I'm From A Tribute to the Colonel by Lady Moe reviews
You ask where I'm from? Well, then why do you care? I mean nothing to you and have no time to spare to spill out my heart like some soap opera freak to some random richie who asked me to speak.
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2010 - The Colonel - Complete
What Love Is by MuslimBarbie reviews
The end of one love is the door way to another. --Several ships--
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Distractions by Addicted to Antics reviews
It's New Year's Eve. Sam gets drunk. Freddie gets... distracted. Seddie and UST!
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Over Time by MyBrokenButterfly reviews
A recap of the Kat and Patrick moments in the show. See what they think and mean. Disclaimer: I own nothing :
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Kat S., Patrick V. - Complete
I Enjoy Being by Zhailei reviews
Two things Lindsay tried to be, and one she didn't have to, but did anyway. Michael/Lindsay.
Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
First Time by Soccergal reviews
Hyde's and Jackie's first time? Should I go on? Read and Review please
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Steven H., Jackie B.
Locked Lips by Mindy35 reviews
Ten/Donna. Some people just have chemistry.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Five Times Lindsay Believed Michael Wanted Her by Xela Xe reviews
Five time Lindsay believed Michael wanted her. Arrested Development hilarity.
Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Reciting Pi by scorchedtrees reviews
"For some reason Leah couldn't quite fathom, Jacob Black was reciting pi." Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2009 - [Leah, Jacob] - Complete
An Alarming Emotion by thunder skies reviews
Nessie finally speaks with the girl who has been taking her Jacob away from her. Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Extensive Staring Not Required by thunder skies reviews
Leah asks a question. Jacob finds it extremely awkward. But since when is that new with Leah? Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
No Funny Business by Mindy35 reviews
Ten/Donna. Late night snuggling.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Name Game by Mindy35 reviews
Ten/Donna. Friends don't keep secrets.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Gratified Affair by smallboxes reviews
Their dislike for each other runs deep, but Mindy and Drake find the only way to get what they want is if they work together.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,848 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 2/5/2007
The Face of Donna by Mindy35 reviews
Ten/Donna. Donna assures the Doctor that she has womanly wiles.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Capitulation by Connor846 reviews
Booth gives in to what Brennan desires the most
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Her Ringtone is REO Speedwagon by Diane LD reviews
A history of drunk-dialing. Shawn and Juliet. Shawn seemed a little too at ease to receive a call from Juliet in the wee hours of the morning for it not to have happened before...
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Spicy by seren23 reviews
Just another day at Stark Industries. Tony/Pepper UST. Movie spoilers
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Four Times Pepper Considered Quitting by seren23 reviews
Four Times Pepper Considered Quitting and the One Time She Did.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
The Best Is Yet To Come by Jenwryn reviews
Leia/Han. Because they're so beautiful together. This little oneshot is set sometime after their kiss in The Empire Strikes Back, while they're still on the Millennium Falcon. Lots of back chat and a bit fluffy. Slightly out of canon continuity. R&R.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
I'm Sure You Do by something-like-love reviews
[Oops! Sorry, oh God, I'm so sorry. Fred, are you okay? Fred? Fred? Answer me, Fred! Oh Merlin, are you hurt? Are you alive? Dear Godric, did I kill you?] [Fred x Angelina]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
Loony Lovegood and the Slug Club Party by Aeris Gainsborough and X-treme reviews
Oneshot Harry goes out to find Luna, who he had abandoned at the party. Takes place in HBP at Slughorn's christmas party. My thoughts about Harry and Luna's connection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
A Painting's Perspective by something-like-love reviews
[Takes place in OOtP] Hermione is dreadfully bored, wandering around the deserted fourth floor of Grimmuald Place. And she happens upon a painting of... Lady Godiva? Slight RonHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Marked by smallboxes reviews
There was a reason he didn’t get deeply involved with the girls that he dated. Drake needed an exit, a way out from his casual encounters of the girl kind. DrakeMindy.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Hairway to Steven by BehindMyBlueEyes reviews
A sweet and smutty moment between Jackie and Hyde at the end of Black Dog when Hyde shaves his beard off and Jackie takes him back to his room.
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Imperfection by smallboxes reviews
Mindy was smarter and Drake should’ve known better. But they allowed themselves to fall into each other in an oxymoronic broken togetherness.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
The Penis Complex by funsize reviews
Oneshot. What is it that makes guys think they're better than us? Ah, that's the Penis Complex, according to Angelina Johnson. The cure? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2006 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Being More than Just Friends With Ron by funsize reviews
Why is Hermione even friends with Ron? A short oneshot RWHG that is probably pointless, but fun to write.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Oh, Ron by dress without sleeves reviews
Hermione and Ron share a ... moment. Harry and Ginny fistfight, Hermione comes to startling conclusions, and Ron is ... well, Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
She'll Be All Night Long by i.paint.the.sky reviews
A story about the first time Jackie and Hyde slept together. Oneshot.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Complete
Spell On My Heart by dress without sleeves reviews
I'll have you know that 'The Attack of the Killer Daffodils' is a very prestigious production. It's terrifying if done properly. Bill didn't sleep for weeks. Of course, he was four at the time...but nonetheless, don't bash it 'till you've tried it. RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Spying by Xia Rain reviews
Short humor fic, I guess. Alicia, Lee, Katie, and George spy on Angelina and Fred. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
The Apron and Someone Else's Homework by dress without sleeves reviews
Ginny finds Ron and Hermione in a very compromising position and decides to use it as blackmail. In other words, a completely plotless and pointless fic that I simply had to write to satisfy the evil plot(less) bunny in my head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Spilled Ink by epiphanies reviews
She’s been writing to Viktor again, Harry, and it’s been three bloody years since they even saw each other! And she said that she was going on a trip with her parents to Bulgaria all summer!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Dear Grace by EDS reviews
With Grace's absence taking a toll on Will, he writes her a letter to her up on recent events. One-shot story
Will and Grace - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Complete
J by Liebling reviews
‘And it would be marvelous.’ A whole ficlet on Hermione's hair. Very short. ((Ron&Hermione)) towards the end. Two kisses. Odd. ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Disease by Randa reviews
"...It’s filthy and it’s wrong, and it’s so hot that it makes me want to just jump on her and not let her go until I’ve rid myself of this sickness..." E/J, J/H, E/D. One-shot fic.
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Complete
A Series Of Definitions by Silvia Kundera reviews
He was a boy and she was a girl - can I make it any more obvious? (Ron/Hermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 82 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Not Supposed to Be by Libertyne reviews
Very Spoilerish. Hyde contemplates what happened between he and Jackie.
That '70s Show - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2003
Left Behind by Randa reviews
Eric and Jackie learn about Donna and Kelso leaving for CA. J/E friendship and mild J/H.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/23/2002
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I Was Lost But Your Fool reviews
The Doctor is supposed to be listening to the Chieftain's tale of trolls in the North Farthing. He isn't. He's looking at her. Everything could have been different.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Starcrossers reviews
The first pie was rubbish. The second was better. And the third—ah, the third...Ten/Donna friendship, somewhere between a drabble and a ficlet. Written for drabble challenge #7, "baking," over at who contest.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Role Call reviews
...Or five movies Blair Waldorf forced Dan Humphrey to watch.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Dan, Blair - Complete
It Happened One Night reviews
It was Rory's mum's birthday and Amy didn't want to go, and nefarious alien mean girls were involved, and he was the Doctor and she was Amy Pond and so it happened. A songfic for "E.T." by Katy Perry.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Great Hair reviews
What was the point of doing impressive things if there was no one around to be impressed? The Doctor scours the Tardis for Martha, and meets mishaps head-on.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
like a name from a fairytale reviews
In her very last moment alive, Amy Pond thinks of the doctor, and realizes there is no escaping it. It was always supposed to be him.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,785 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
you and i, we're sort of like this reviews
What arrived simultaneously with the realization that Ginny could not understand nor fix her husband was the realization of who could. Harry/Luna, Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Neonic Fishnetties reviews
Amy is PMSing. The Doctor must deal. S5, pre-Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
Blurring the Lines reviews
Dan is waiting on her bed.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Dan, Blair - Complete
Unnamed Ginger reviews
While the Doctor impatiently waits for Martha to emerge from a cafe bathroom in 1982, a redheaded mystery with a thing or two to say about his treatment of Miss Jones reveals herself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
It's Time to Shut Up Now reviews
At probably the least appropriate moment imaginable—or the most appropriate, depending on how one looks at it—Amy wants an unabridged account of the Doctor's sexual repertoire.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Doctor Lies reviews
"Amy Williams, it's time to stop waiting," he'd said. The Doctor lies.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Under the Influence reviews
When the Doctor and Amy land in 1974 White Lake, NY, home of the Woodstock Festival, peer pressure abounds and the Doctor ends up "under the influence."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Doctor's Pretty Girls reviews
"But oh, I'm sure you're wondering by now.  And yes, I do have a favorite.  Martha Jones." The Tardis reflects on the Doctor's pretty girls.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Martha J., 10th Doctor - Complete
Suzie Gallespie reviews
One simple Wednesday aboard the Tardis, Amy decides she simply must know if the Doctor has ever had a puppy love.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Never His reviews
The Doctor reflects on all of his companions, and remembers a small moment shared with each of them. They are his comforts, his challengers, his equals and his accepters—quite possibly in that order.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Stolen Time reviews
"Oh, but Amy," he said, "surely you must know you are anything but ordinary." Missing moment from Let's Kill Hitler. Sploilers for AGMGTW, LHK.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Knowing the Stories reviews
Years later, Harry and Hermione remember those few months when they were each other's everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Not A Sentimental Man reviews
Severus Snape was not a sentimental man, but he found a twisted sort of humor in the destruction of those who reminded him of James Potter. Very short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Backup reviews
In two years, if both Jerry and Elaine are single, they agree they will marry each other. However, when Jerry gets it in his head he has to ward off anyone who could possibly steal his backup, and George attempts to summon them all, complications ensue.
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2010
Letting Things Lie reviews
For better or for worse, Ariadne has never been five things. But sometimes, to save the ones she loves from getting hurt, she has to compromise. Ariadne/Dom/Arthur.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb - Complete
The Alpha Male reviews
Set while Bella is pregnant with Renesmee. Jacob, Seth and Leah reluctantly join the Cullens for a meal and some Discovery Channel on wolves...This has got to get interesting. Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Hate reviews
She may seem cold and distant, but the truth is, she is bursting on the inside. Bones-centric, Booth/Brennan, angsty.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
My Mother's Hands reviews
Beckett reminisces about a small similarity she shared with her mother, and Castle displays a side of himself she's never seen before. Set early series. Beckett's POV.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Famous Like John Mayer reviews
Hm. Twenty years later, both Jack and Liz have kids, more like their parents than they know. What happens when they meet, in college?
30 Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
We've All Had Our Scares, Right? reviews
We all know Juliet O'Hara is a straightforward businesswoman. What we don't know is the details of her wild college days! What happens when a few of her college gal pals show up at the SBPD and Jules is boyfriend-less? Hm...you can only guess. Shules.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Juliet oH., Shawn S.
She Wolf reviews
Leah is on patrol when she hears a certain Shakira song begin to play...No one can predict the events that unfold. Blackwater. Rated for language and some angst.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Leah, Jacob
The Pleasures of Cereal reviews
Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, one bed, two bowls of cereal. Three years since their last time in this position, but that was when they were together...
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010