Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, Warriors, Inuyasha, and Ice Age.
Im a girl! I love to play with my dogs, draw anime for my friends...0.o, an surfin da internet.
I spend most of my free time sleeping OR im at school ugh.
Im most likely the most randonmistic...tic..tic ( DiD i SPELL DAT RiGHT??) person you'll eva meet. Trust me ask my friend Emily or Kym...at least random enough to have "random outbursts" as my friends call them Hehe. I wuv aeropostle. Daz where I get ALL of my clothes. I usualy wear Adio shoes...they're black and blue...THEYRE AWESOME. Srry my inner Sasori spoke out. Oh yeah my friend Kym ( i call her Kisame cuz she a concieted little fish-man) started calling me Sasori cuz im impatient and wont slow down for anybody...but I can be caring when I feel lyk it =
Also give credit to Kym ( Kisame as I call her cuz shes a concieted lil fish-man...oh yeah I said SHE) cuz she helps me come up with idea for some on my stories lyk Sasuke's Funny Part!!But only give her credit when I say on my stories cuz SOME of em she helped me on em!!
Name: Jaeden ( not a very common name now...)
Favorite Book: The Thirst series, A Darker Dream, and my own fanfictions, lol, I HAVE WRITTEN A LOT MORE FANFICTIONS THAN WHATS HERE ON FF.NET
Fav. Game: Tough question..uh...I guess Okami
Hometown: Oh personal question but I moved so iz ok um...Ever heard of ...Asheville North Carolina? Yeah I moved so I don live dere nymore
Fav. Candy: What? Candy? MINE!! (grabs candy and runs off) hehe
Age: I guess i'll tell...14
Height: Uh...about 5ft 3in
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.
I cdnuol't blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs psas it on !!
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times that you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
You know when you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV (my tv doesn't have more than 4 different buttons anyway, lol)
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5 was missing.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Whoa when I read it I really feel for it EVEN THE LAUGHING PART!!
Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
C'mon people, get over the stupid stereotypes!!
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin. (cause god thought it would be funny if all of those bubble headed beach blondes got skin cancer……lol, burn bitches!!)
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? (Uh….we can too. I've done it, and it's not hard.)
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? (Everyone who wins the lottery is a psychic. They just refuse to admit it, otherwise we, the angry mob, would take their money from them.)
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? (to piss off third-graders who have to learn this word.)
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? (cause most doctor's are incompetent fools…I had a bad experience.)
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? (Who eats anything that's real nowadays?)
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? (Take a look at the economy nowadays, we are all broke. in the U.S. strictly speaking.)
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? (…seriously…)
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? (cause house cats are picky and only like wild-greens flavor, lol)
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? (cause deep down he hated all of mankind, he only loved God.)
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? (so the dead body doesn't rot in a nasty way and breed some horrible AIDS/Zombie disease.)
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! (because it is very heavy….duh.)
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? (hehe, cotton shrinks…not wool. Also cotton only shrinks if you put it in the dryer, ya know, the hot air in all.)
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? (I guess they should call them compartments, eh?)
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? (….yes.)
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? (Have you ever had to wait inside of one?...well there's your answer.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
1. YOUR REAL NAME:JSR (be glad I told you my initials)
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Blue Amp/ Blue Full Throttle
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
Black Tsukiakari :) ((rest of meh pets?)) Black DT, Black Shadow ((lol)), Black Sun, Black Beaux, Black Akuma
If you think randomness rocks, copy and paste this onto your profile and your name onto the list!!Firewolfpup
If you've every typed an entire paragraph without looking up at your computer, looked up at your computer, then realized you had accidentally hit the caps lock, (probably when going to type an "A") admit and join the crowd by adding your name onto the list and knowing that you're not alone. Firewolfpup
If you think that Snowkit, Switpaw, Brightpaw, Gorsepaw, Shrewpaw, Smokepaw, Sootfur, and Rainwhisker shouldn't have been killed (except for Brightpaw, who's a cripple and still doesn't have an apprentice), PLEASE copy-and-paste this onto your profile, and add your name to the list. (if you dare)
If you added your name to that list, then you only have seven days to live.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?