Author has written 5 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Legend of Zelda, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
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"For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
m the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who's family look down because I stand up for gay rights
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
My Fav Quotes:
“Zexion: -takes out checklist- Weird name? Check. Name with an x in it? Check. Sudden infatuation with one of the main characters? Check. Everyone falling for her charms? Check. Yep, bonafide, 100 Mary Sue. puts away checklist
Demyx: You have a list?? ~ OrgXIII Go to the mall, On LJ
He looked at the camp fire the boys made. Or the fire James and Quinn made, ‘cause Ash got mauled by a raccoon and said the memory mentally damaged him, so he had to nap to recuperate. ~Try It All - Midnight's Mistress62
Ash: Poppy, I was playing online poker against Quinn. I think he’s mad at me now.
The_Cat: Why do you say that?
‘Quinn’ has logged on.
Quinn: Ash Redfern! You cheated again! Next time I see you, your DEAD!
Ash: Quinn found out I did a cheat code that lets me see his hand.
Quinn: Not only that! He did another cheat where he could pick which cards he wanted for his hand!
Ash: That’s preposterous.
Quinn: You don’t even know what ‘preposterous’ means!
Ash: …………Touché. ~ Daybreak Online Chat- Midnight's Mistress62
“So according to you, Freud was born on…’Sexual Desire’?”
“Aren’t we all?”
“…” ~ One Fine Melody- Sammy-Dee
“Wait, wait, wait. You know Demyx?” I asked Riku.
“Yeah, I was his first customer. He was so excited he tackled me to the floor. When he realized what he had done he got upset and started crying about me never coming back ‘cause I would think he was some kind of crazy man. Then Axel came out and started laughing at him. So Zexion punched Axel in the face, hard, and cuddled with Demyx. I told Dem all about Sora, and how I was used to being glomped. I think I bought like ten CDs because I felt bad.” ~ He Doesn't Look a Thing Like Jesus - Sammy-Dee
Zexion: Aww Great. The hell do you want?
Cid: Don't give me that! Thanks to you, my organs have turned into choclate cookies, my blood is cream! What do you have to say for yourself!
Zexion: I say if you slit your writs, it will be the tastiest suicide EVER! ~ Ansem Retort
“Remember that time when Vexen accidentally spilled something on his arm—”
“You mean when you jumped out of the closet and screaming while he was mixing two very volatile chemicals together,” Xaldin corrected.
“Yeah, that little accident—” ~ Mission Impossible - Ladya C. Maxine
“Bah, children!” Xaldin said, rubbing his head as he stretched out his cramping legs. “No control, these days. We’d get whipped back in Radiant Gardens for disturbing adults.”
Xigbar, back up high in the branches, gave Xaldin, directly beneath him, a puzzled look.
“Bogus. Ansem opposed corporal punishment for kids, including us.”
“What are you talking about?” Xaldin asked with a suspicious glare. “Then why did I have to hide in the manure shed for two weeks after accidentally blowing all his books off their shelves?”
“Ah, so that’s where you disappeared to that time,” said Xigbar, rubbing his scarred chin and doing a very poor job of hiding his amusement. “Meh. You must have misinterpreted things back then.”
“You were the one who told me to run and hide until the coast was clear!”
“ ... Oh yeah! Hahahahaha! Damn, I’m good, ain’t it?” Xigbar now grinned widely, thinking back on the deception with a fond look in his eye. ~ Mission Impossible by Ladya C. Maxine
Alfred's fast food chains really stretched around the whole world, Matthew mused, perhaps it was a secret plan of world domination? He giggled at the thought. "Ha Ha! With Ronald McDonald as my sidekick everyone will become too fat to disobey my every whim. I command you to love me as your hero!"
Ukraine's giggling form turned to him and Matthew flushed in embarrassment, suddenly realizing that he had said that aloud. "And what if we refuse, Mr. America?"
Still red in the face, Canada put on a small smile, "Nonsense! You can't refuse Hamburgers!"
Russia rolled his eyes, "Нет, I'm sure I can."
Matthew leaned forward. "Have you seen Ronald McDonald? Alfred would use him to rape you in your dreams."
"I am not afraid of clowns, and I'm quite sure I would not be in any danger of getting raped by one."
Huffing in amusement, Canada shook his head. Wiggling the fingers of his uninjured hand, "He'll get you Russia, it's always the nonbelievers." ~ Giving In by Artificial Starlight
"They are good, very good." Ivan paused and turned to face his minions. "Be careful, we have no idea what these two are capable of."
"Hey Mattie check it out, they had Axe body spray at the counter in these adorable tiny little cans dazee!" Yong-soo enthusiastically declared, pulling the small can from the hodgepodge of items on his lap and showing it to Matthew. The blond turned curiously to see what the Korean was talking about when Yong-soo's finger slipped onto the spray trigger.
"Ahhhhhhhh! Maple, my goddamn eyes." Matthew screeched, hands flying to his eyes and rubbing where the cinnamon scented spray had hit him. Yong-soo scoffed at the display.
"Oh come on it can't hurt that much, watch th- Gahhhhhhh!" ~The Canadian Connection by Twoformemories
"...what is this Francis?"
"It's maple syurp is it not?"
"No, this is maple-flavored syurp. Maple syurps douche-baggy cousin." ~ L'Esprit De Esclaier by methodtothismadness
"No, Dommy," Billy said quickly, grabbing his shoulder, "Deddy didn'd hid me."
"You sound like an idiot Billy, now go stand over there and be a good damsel in distress while I take care of this, will ya?" ~It's not easy bein' a hero in high school by Livinginpublic