Author has written 5 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Legend of Zelda, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
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He looked at the camp fire the boys made. Or the fire James and Quinn made, ‘cause Ash got mauled by a raccoon and said the memory mentally damaged him, so he had to nap to recuperate. Try It All - Midnight's Mistress62
“So according to you, Freud was born on…’Sexual Desire’?”
“Aren’t we all?”
“Bah, children!” Xaldin said, rubbing his head as he stretched out his cramping legs. “No control, these days. We’d get whipped back in Radiant Gardens for disturbing adults.”
Xigbar, back up high in the branches, gave Xaldin, directly beneath him, a puzzled look.
“Bogus. Ansem opposed corporal punishment for kids, including us.”
“What are you talking about?” Xaldin asked with a suspicious glare. “Then why did I have to hide in the manure shed for two weeks after accidentally blowing all his books off their shelves?”
“Ah, so that’s where you disappeared to that time,” said Xigbar, rubbing his scarred chin and doing a very poor job of hiding his amusement. “Meh. You must have misinterpreted things back then.”
“You were the one who told me to run and hide until the coast was clear!”
Alfred's fast food chains really stretched around the whole world, Matthew mused, perhaps it was a secret plan of world domination? He giggled at the thought. "Ha Ha! With Ronald McDonald as my sidekick everyone will become too fat to disobey my every whim. I command you to love me as your hero!"
Ukraine's giggling form turned to him and Matthew flushed in embarrassment, suddenly realizing that he had said that aloud. "And what if we refuse, Mr. America?"
Still red in the face, Canada put on a small smile, "Nonsense! You can't refuse Hamburgers!"
Russia rolled his eyes, "Нет, I'm sure I can."
Matthew leaned forward. "Have you seen Ronald McDonald? Alfred would use him to rape you in your dreams."
"I am not afraid of clowns, and I'm quite sure I would not be in any danger of getting raped by one."
Huffing in amusement, Canada shook his head. Wiggling the fingers of his uninjured hand, "He'll get you Russia, it's always the nonbelievers." Giving In by Artificial Starlight
"They are good, very good." Ivan paused and turned to face his minions. "Be careful, we have no idea what these two are capable of."
"Hey Mattie check it out, they had Axe body spray at the counter in these adorable tiny little cans dazee!" Yong-soo enthusiastically declared, pulling the small can from the hodgepodge of items on his lap and showing it to Matthew. The blond turned curiously to see what the Korean was talking about when Yong-soo's finger slipped onto the spray trigger.
"Ahhhhhhhh! Maple, my goddamn eyes." Matthew screeched, hands flying to his eyes and rubbing where the cinnamon scented spray had hit him. Yong-soo scoffed at the display.
"Oh come on it can't hurt that much, watch th- Gahhhhhhh!" The Canadian Connection by Twoformemories
"...what is this Francis?"
"It's maple syurp is it not?"
"No, this is maple-flavored syurp. Maple syurps douche-baggy cousin." L'Esprit De Esclaier by methodtothismadness
"No, Dommy," Billy said quickly, grabbing his shoulder, "Deddy didn'd hid me."
"You sound like an idiot Billy, now go stand over there and be a good damsel in distress while I take care of this, will ya?" It's not easy bein' a hero in high school by Livinginpublic
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