Sai'mne
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Joined 02-03-09, id: 1826822, Profile Updated: 08-19-11
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Total Drama series, Danny Phantom, and Superjail!.

Age:I will give you a hint: It's a number

Name:If i can't see you face and know your name you don't have to know mine

Nicname:Lia

Gender:I am a girl!

Likes:My friends, batman, Doctor Who, Criminal Minds, Riddles/Mindgames, Science, Designing and making clothes, Books

Dislikes:Rapists, Bullies, Fake crazies, People discovering secrets

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork"

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

Don't follow me, I'm lost too

At least I don't care what those mindless people think of me

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?

I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where their going and hook up with them later

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

Haha. I don't get it

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them

Set sail in a genaral that way direction

Music is my boyfriend

Defination of Your Mom: How to answer a question when your bored

Poke me. I dare you.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Docters say I have multiple personalitys. We disagree with that.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If the world is full of crazy people. THEY'D MAKE ME THEIR LEADER.

Defination of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some priminal areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid i'd take over.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone walk a mile in there shoes, that way your a mile from them and you have their shoes. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Did you know Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

Have seen my sanity I seem to have lost it?

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he'll hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems?

364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that?

An apple a day keeps the docter away, if well aimed.

Parents spend the first part of our lifes teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.

How are the force and duct tape the same?- They both have light and dark sides and hold the universe together.

Never go to a docter who's office plants have died.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Isn't Disney Land a people trap operated by a mouse?

When life hands you lemons throw them right back and tell life to make it's own dang lemonade!

The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out."?

Who was the first person to say "You see that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?

When french people swear do they say Pardon my English?

if you can raed tihs,cnorgadulations! You are one or the sarmt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idnivalually, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt peploe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres! Msot good raedres can raed a wrod wehn the frist and lsat letres are the smae and terhe are the smae auomnt of letres in a wrod!

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 3 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

3) Or if you are like me "Try not to laugh"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Man … we messed up … but that stuff was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk badly to the person who talks badly about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

I know iknow my mom won't let me cruss

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma. A best friend call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only know a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help you find your way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

A friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

A friend will watch your pets when I go away. A best friend won't let you go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.

A good friend hides you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after you in the first place.

A good friend lets you make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with you making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilia

Just some things you need to know to survive….

(1) la-de-da-de-da

(2) The world is going to end so go bite off your big toe and be done with it….

(3) Black is the purdiest color of the rainbow…

(4) Most of the time the true geniuses are truly insane…

(5) I do not suffer from insanity… I enjoy every waking moment of it!

(6) MY SPORK CAN SO KICK YOUR SPORKS ASS!!….

(7) Snack Packs are the nummiest pudding thingies out there!…

(8) Life’s Rough… Cry me a river and build a bridge over it!…

(9) You should listen to the voices in your head…. THEY HAVE SOME GOOD IDEAS!

(10) And Finally….

COME TO THE DARK SIDE… WE HAVE COOKIES!!

If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Ragnorokrising, Sai'mne

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess AnimeKittyCa, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki , WeaselChick, Celyna EverD, Wishing_for_a_Zoro_plushie Sangorulz,a forgotten memory of an angel, xXbeautifullyshatteredXx, Inuyashagrl101, Kagome126, Reimei Uzumaki, Sai'mne

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Coco Gash Niccals,cheerleader101,Sangorulz,a forgotten memory of an angel, xXbeautifullyshatteredXx, Inuyashagrl101, Kagome126, Reimei Uzumaki,Sai'mne

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Kagome126, Reimei Uzumaki, Sai'mne

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If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Sakurauchiha12,Ms.Wipe Me Down,Reimei Uzumaki, Sai'mne

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.(I could do this for days!!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you talk to your dog and are convinced he's somehow talking back. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

-If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

-If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

if u like this face O.o or this one O.O copy and paste this into your profile

IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, or a tree, or anything else that you could have easily avoided but decided not to, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this into your profile!

If you got anyone addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, family, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile.

If you ever got an anime opening or end theme song stuck in anyone’s head, then copy this into your profile!

If you love annoying anyone or thing, then copy this into your profile.

If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.

If you wear black and a genuine smile at the same time on a daily basis, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

THE WE LOVE ITASAKU CLUB: If You Love The Pairing ItaSaku From NARUTO, Then Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile and Add Your Name To The List: NejiSakuFan / xXHyuugaSakuraXx /, My.Dark.Tears., Angry Fox Girl ,Setsugeka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity,ms.hinamori uchiha, Sai'mne

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, Love of Midoriko, Panda-Chan21, Figure.Skater.Bethany, Anime-Insanity,ms.hinamori uchiha, Sai'mne

95 of kids are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamono, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed, angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwerqschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, ChocolateChan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand,KeraQ,Ramon19923. DarkAngel819, Figure.Skater.Bethany, Anime-Insanity,ms.hinamori uchiha, Sai'mne

-They say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.

-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

-you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder

-everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

-Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

~Things Found Only in America~

1. Only in America - can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America - are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America - do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America - do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America - do banks leave both doors to the vault open & then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America - do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway & put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America - do we use answering machines to screen calls & then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America - do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America - do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America - do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

Do you like puppets? Do you just know deep down that Sasori could never have died? Then join the Puppet Association of Konoha! just add your name to our member roster and post it in your profile to show your pride! changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Sai'mne

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Sai'mne

If you hate NejiHina copy and paste this into your profile.

lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

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if your friends are idiots and keep u relativlea sane copy and paste this into your profile

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

The one thing i have noticed is that the most common told lie is"I'm okay" people will ask each other if there okay and they'll say yes almost every time even if it's not true. copy and paste this on to your profile if you have told this lie

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat--THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashing

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Karin is so hideous that her sexy jutsu is considered ugly

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you only watch Naruto to see him go fox on someone's hide, paste this on your profile.

If you ever watch Naruto to see Sasuke get his rear end beat by Itachi paste this on your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you spend more than ten minutes thinking up 'paste this to your profile' quotes, paste this to your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have run into anything that is able to be run into, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer than it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer than it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you are trying to make longer and yes, I am completely aware that I'm saying all this to make this copy and paste a hell of a lot longer than it has to be, I'm just smart like that.

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RIP Steve Irwin. Copy and paste this into your profile as a memorium.

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If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

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If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should be made illegal, copy and past this into your profile. No child deserves to die.

you absolutly LOVE sleeping, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own world, copy and past this to your profile

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?'
last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

If I won't be myself, who will?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
In theory, everything works.
Do unto others before they do unto to you.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"
Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Procrastinate NOW!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

"When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic."

"You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!"

"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil."

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

"I'm sane, it's the world that's crazy"

They say home is where the heart is. Well, my home must be Hell because that's where my heart seems to be stuck.

Our neighborhood is full of weirdoes. We fit right in!

If he rips my arms off I'll kick him to death. If he rips my legs off I'll bite him to death. If he rips my head off I'll stare him to death. And if he gouges my eyes out I'll curse him from beyond my grave!

Yeah... I'm going to tear him apart. Then drag it out... What, you ask? The insides, of course. A lot comes out, right?
I'll give them all to you. I'm always a good boy. Yes, let's do it. Mom, I'll watch.

The only emotional ties I have with my family are the ones I'd like to wrap around their necks

Get.Off.The.Nuclear.War.Head

"Dude, you have a bazooka. Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up!

Bow down! Bow down! Before the power of Santa! Or be crushed! Be crushed! By..HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM!

"Think of all the fun we can have! The teachers we'll scar, the students we'll corrupt!

INDIA?! WHAT THE FUCK?! Why the hell am I talking to some guy in India about a computer that was made in Japan and bought in America?!"

Theres always a way out, and sometimes it comes with missile launchers.

ps. dont let the air mug you IT'S EVERYWHERE THERE IS NO ECAPE FROM IT! Quickly we must lock our selvs into a air proff container... then we will be safe

"Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people."

"Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!"

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those?"

"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, and then change the subject."

"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."

"Welcome to loserville. Population: You."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions."

"Pain. Joy. Sorrow. Suffering. The beats of life."

"Need a vacation? GO AWAY!"

"Anti-social, much?"

"Got Ramen?"

"I may not be very smart, but I can lift heavy things."

"Randomness is the base of conversation.”

"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, I haven't missed it yet."

"Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference."

"Do you know you're short?"

"I hear highschool's easier the second time around."

"Who needs food? We have snowcones!"

"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."

"It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion."(My excus for not doing homework!)

"I'm not crazy I'm just ... well, I'm not crazy!"

"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."

"Dude, like, I think she's speaking Chinese again."

"Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass."

"Impotence...Nature's way of saying ‘No hard feelings’,”

"Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film."

"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."

"I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off."

"Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends."

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

"Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."

"Would you follow Jesus this close?"

"Never mess with a guy wearing make-up. They mean business."

"Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"

"If you continue to poke me with that chopstick i will not cease to kill you with it."

"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."

"Now, I want you all to start daydreaming. Yes, just pretend you're listening to my lecture. Yeah, that's the glazed expressions I want!"

"Hell is actually a lot hotter than this room, but the joy levels about the same."

“If you are going to burn, you have to burn RIGHT,”

"If you don’t leave now, I will personally kill you, then spend the rest of my life dancing on your grave the moment I can actually move again."

"I think we’ve had a bad influence on him, he’s as crazy as we are."

"I'll have you know I am ROYAL!"-"A Royal PAIN!"

"Pest."-/at your service. /-(With a smile.)

“Children. We are here to exchange money. Not squabble about your nonexistent past lives. Now the nice goblins are waiting to take your money and open a bank account for you. Please try to at least act like normal, quiet, peaceful, law-abiding citizens for once in your damned lives.

“IT’S ON FIRE, IT’S ON FIRE, AND FIRE IS HOT!”

Look, we haven’t spoken Latin since the pigs left.”

“That’s my boy, you’re always been a pain in the butt.”

“Now you know that evil will always triumph because good is stupid.”

“-We came here to look for a bathroom. Not your past!”

"I SWEAR TO DRUNK I’M NOT GOD!"

"I LOVE weddings! Drinks all around!"

“If there’s anything more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now.”

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train."

"If you fall off a cliff, you might as well try to teach yourself to fly on the way down."

"I know half of you half as well as I should like... And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve…”

"Nothing is more eternal than massive amounts of paperwork."

"We’ve just witnessed a classic case of something called ‘misdirected rage.’ I believe the technical term is ‘being an ass.’"

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is nifty."

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

"Sorry, I don't have time to be arrested."

“Well, that was a nine-point-nine on the ‘Weird-Shit-O-Meter’.”

"It's amazing how the body can deceive the world, and the eyes can betray all the secrets the heart and soul could hold.."

"It takes a second to meet someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, and a lifetime to forget someone."

"Funny isn't it; how you push away those that love you, and welcome those that hate you,"

“I DON’T CARE! IN THIS KITCHEN, I AM GOD!”

“Words marked, remembered, and stored for blackmail!”

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an appendage. Then it's just a game of keep away!"

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P

If you have ever run into a tree, C&P

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste

If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P

If you are called

'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I find "good morning" contradictory

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

You laugh now (me:coughBUScough) because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? (me: huh? oh, take that!)

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't and likes bageals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!

If you have your own little world, C&P

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, C&P

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination

Judge me and i'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and i'll tell u off. Call me a bitch and i'll show you one. Screw me over and i'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy, but you really have no idea.

Someday your prince charming will come; mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Every1 is someone else's weirdo.

I dreamed i loved you...i woke up screaming

Bring on the shackles; I'm your prisoner

If you hate me so much, why do you smile when i say I love you?

If love is so fair, then why do roses have thorns?

He gave me 11 roses & said, "If you held these up in a mirror u'd be looking at 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."

Adults are just kids with money.

If love isn't a game? Then why are there so many players?

Suicide is another way of telling God, "I'm not fired, I QUIT!"

It takes a minute to crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to fall in love with someone. But it takes a life time to forget someone

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

A man connot reason with the woman that he loves; he cares about her so much.

Flying is simple you just throw yourself on the ground and miss.

Life is a waste of time and time is a wast of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life

" Love is not blind - It sees more and not less,

but because it sees more it is willing to see less. "

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

Maturity is so overrated.

I'd rather laugh with the siners then cry with the saints.

They say anger is just love disapointed.

Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

We could learn alot from a box of crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all exist nicely in the same box.

I understand life isn't fair, but why couldn't it just once be unfair im my favor.

When you cannot make up your mind of 2 evenly balanced courses of action you should choose the bolder one.

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.

I rule the kiddiepool!

Who ever said that I had to be sweet

Randome things...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you), put this on your profile

If you are odd and proud of it, put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random, put this on your profil

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character; copy and post this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumbwars. So if you're crazy, copy/paste this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me)

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Runelesca, Kouga'sChils, Justified Assassin, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, EdwardCullensBabe, Lady Kitsune Venus, secret lovers, lia no demon

30 out of 100 kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Hillarious Tragedy, Bruce n' Charlie, Kara Hitame, Justified Assassin, Sacra Nox, Lady Kitsune Venus,secret lovers, lia no demon

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, Lady Kitsune Venus,secret lovers, Lia no demon

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By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.”

“Life ends but revenge is forever”

'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.'

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

"When you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."

Illiterate? Write For Help
Heart Attacks... God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
If they don't have chocolate in heaven.. I ain't going!
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the Kitchen.
Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
Do not start with me.. you will NOT win!
You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up!
All stressed out and no one to choke.
Don't upset me! I'm running out places to hide the bodies!
I have PMS and a handgun, any questions?
God must love stupid people...he made so many!
Judge me all you want. Just keep the verdict to yourself!
In theory, everything works.
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
I just love nonverbal communication!
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?
Mirrors can’t talk. And lucky for you they don’t laugh.
DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.
Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare!
"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."
"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"
"A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation"
"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility"!
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
Thank-you for visiting reality, come again... Now entering your life, welcome
"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her butt."
Every morning is the dawn of a new error
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

DO YOU...

...take walks in the rain? Hell yea! So relaxing

...want to be a princess? Not really, my job choice has alway been some sort of Doctor.

Ever gotten beaten up? It was a two way fight so yeah

Ever been on stage? I've been in two school plays and was a lead in both

What is the closest item near you that is black? My cami

Broken the law? Idk probably but nothing major. little things like tresspassing.

What do you find romantic? Idk never really given it a thought

Turn-on? The T.V.

Turn-off? The damned fan thats making my feet ice

The last song you sang? Fun house- P!nk

5 things that never fail to cheer you up: Friends, Music, Fanfiction, Alice's Adventures in wonderland, Doctor Who

Have you ever smoked peanut shells? That seems like a horrible idea. Smoking in genral is horrible in genral and can cause multiple different cancers. Cigerettes also have rat poison and rocket fuel materials in them along with milions of other chemicals. EVen if it's just Peanut shells, Smoke inhalation can still damage your lungs and I rather like my lungs...

Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? Can my lover be a milionaire?

Did you have long hair as a child? Yes, then I cut it, now it's long again

What message is on your voicemail machine? You've reached Lia's cell, shes not hear right now so leave a message at the beeep or she will rip out your spine and beat you over the head with it!( my dad records my voice mail cause he won't tell be the passcode!)

What is the closest item near you that is blue? my P.J. Shorts

Criminal record: I've never been caught...lol no never done anything to get a record for

Do you have any pets? Bunch of fish, two cats, two dogs, a rabbit and a brother

Have you cursed today? Yup and got scolded too

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have, in fact, argued with yourself and lost, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you would lay your life down for a friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Ensign Nellie Forbush, Lady Barbossa 329,fowl68, Moonwolf, Drelmar

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down."-

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.

98 Percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, Copy & paste this into your profile.

Too many people smoke Marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your bio.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit God of the C.O.C.A, Moonlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRL777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, ANBU Inu, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, Sai'mne

IF you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: ShadowWolf315 (cough cough occasionally...sometimes...ok ok a lot), AnimeKittyCafe (actually I have), Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (i do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them...sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (everyday i think my stairs are cursed), o.OEvanglineO.o (Do it all the time!!), Bloodlustkunoichi (che...i aint called a klutz for nutin ya know), Lady Maybelle of Confusion (i have...a problem...I think I'm attracted to things that hurt myself by some magnetic force...), Sami'ne( I mainly fall up the stairs while carring drinks)

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned about being poular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minimino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow 929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-wishing-waiting, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-Obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, ilovethelittletacos...ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Sn1ck3rD00dl3,Harajuku Girl, Amaterasu Haruno, Anime Azn Cherry, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, Sai'mne

YOUTHFULNESS IS A YOUTHFUL SOMETHING ONLY YOUTHFUL PEOPLE WHO EXPERINCED THE UNYOUTHFULNESS AND YOUTHFULNESS OF YOUTH CAN UNDERSTAND NOT UNYOUTHFUL PEOPLE...if you have no idea what I just said, and half the time you have no idea what Gai and Lee say, copy this onto your profile and add your name here: Lady Maybelle of Confusion, Sai'mne

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be italizied)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take/ are meant to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I' a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on Japan so IT IS MINE!

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BUNNIES KICK BUTT!

You know that every night before you go to bed there is a person of the opposite sex thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the month and ask you out. If you don't no one will talk to youor ask you out for the next 5 years...

Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.

This a peom I wrote

This is to all the people

This is to all the people

That will face every test

All those peple out there

That know they're trying thier best

This it to all the people

Wearing a mask of lies

Pretending to be something else

That are now tired of their discise

This is to all the people

Lving a life of shame

But hope still lingers all about

They're still shooting for the fame

This is to all the people

with out a voice to speeak

tired of being made fun of

tired of being called weeak

This to all the people

That aren't tring to fit in

They know to be their own person

Thats their goal their tring to win

This is to all the people

That want to end their lives

But know it won't help anything

And are leaving behind their knives

This is to all the people

Just living life there way

Trying to make people join them

Each and every day

This is just to all the people

That are out there living life

All around the world

That won't give in to striss and strife

Dude that was soo hard to write my computer is acting soo lazy today!

BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney.

Thank you.

One girl was looking through her e-mail
and she
'deleted'
this
message
thinking it was another silly forward...the
next day
she
'was'
'found dead in'
'her bed'

'Of course u don't have to send this but I
think
Ashley
Halagey' will come soon to get you like
tonight
when you are
still awake just sitting in bed'

"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples, then we'll both still have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange ideas, then you and I will both have two ideas." --Anonymous

"Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car."

"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Marcus Brigstocke

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Humor is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."

"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: 'No good in bed, but fine up against a wall'." --Eleanor Roosevelt

"Razors pain you, rivers are damp. Acid stains you, and drugs cause cramps. Guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful--you might as well live." -Dorothy Parker

"Never assume. It puts the 'ass' in 'u' and 'me'." --Skates and Dancing Shoes by LaBOBuren

"Whoever said 'Nothing is impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door."

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd be watching TV by candlelight." -George Gobel

"Children in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause children."

Malfoy: Why are you wearing glasses?
Harry (posing as Crabbe--or was it Goyle?--using Polyjuice Potion): They're...uh...reading glasses.
Malfoy: I didn't know you could read.
--Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (movie)

"Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids."

"Last night, I laid in bed looking up at the stars and though to myself, 'Where the hell is the ceiling?'"

"Suicide Hotline...please hold."

Coffee: Do stupid things faster, with more energy!"

"Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs."

"The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own."

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, so instead pick your middle finger up and say 'bite me' in a bitchy tone."

"Here lies, all cold and hard, the last damn dog, that pooped in my yard." -Gravestone

"'Always' and 'never' are two words you should always remember never to use."

"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes." -Anonymous

Tucker: (Sees Danny in a dress)-Cheers- Whoo!Take it off!
Sam: O.o
Tucker: No, really, he should take it off. It's weird.

"There are three kinds of people in this world: The ones who can count, and the ones who can't."

"Stupidity is imminent"

The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"

- LISA SMITH

This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.11

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.111

34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell1111

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

If you love anime, copy this into your profile

CHEESE! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

if you love deidara from naruto copy and paste this in your profile !

if you are a narutard copy and paste this in your profile !(and that )

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

if you have annoyed a friend about just talking about naruto nonstop copy and paste this in your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wonder if Neji is a pervert, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you think homosexuality is totally normal and not disgusting, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

1. Deidara

2. Sasori

3. Gaara

4. Naruto

5. Tobi

6. Pein

7. Madara

8. sakura

9. Hidan

10. Itachi

11. obito

12. Minato

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

(Pein, obito) Umm...no.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Naruto) Yes! He is super smexy!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Minato, Sakura) Umm...Naruto would have a sister?

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

(Hidan) Yes. There was this one called 'Jashin’s chosen three’

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(Sasori, Pein) I don’t reaaly know haven’t really thought about it

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

(Tobi, Itachi) Five/ten, totally

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(Madara walking in on Sasori/Minato) he would proublbly scream bloody murder

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

(gaara, Itachi) When gaara was kidnapped by the akatsuki he met some one that would change his life forever… will it be for the best or for the worst GaaraxItachi

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

(Deidara, Sakura) yeah I’ve read millions of them

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

(Madara, Minato) An Uchiha’s Yellow Flash

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

(Gaara) not sure they might

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

(Obito) No, I don't think so.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

(Sasori, Naruto, Tobi) Umm...I might...but not my friends.

14. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

(Itachi) YOU LACK HATRED!

15. If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

(Sakura) Happy-go-lucky by STEPS

16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Deidara, Pein, Minato) Crack fic. Rated M for violence that is shore to come

17. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

(Itachi, Sasori) I can make you eternally hate me or is that love

18. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

(Obito, Sakura, Sasori) Obito: OMG secret love

19. How emo is Seven?

(Madara) Not very

If you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile.

If an Akatsuki member is your favorite Naruto character, copy nd paste this into your profile

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the one who can't accept myself.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine are bold with an explanation.)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich. (I hate shopping for clothes. Only if video games are books are involved!)

I'm an OG so I MUST be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS

If you think Deidara is cooler than Itachi paste this to your profile.

If you think Kabuto has a secret stash of crack under his bed, copy and paste this in your profile

The Deidara is a fucking man, so fuck off with your "Deidara's a girl!" bullshit club. If you know Deidara's a man and will kick anyone's ass if they say he's a girl copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Sasuke should kill Karin, put this on your profile!

If you think Ino and Sakura are useless morons who are a curse to the show, put this on your profile!

'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

The Akatsuki is secretly a model angency, 8/9 are sexy, coincidence? I think not. (copy if you think this is true).

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These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse

Sad

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

~o~x~o~

You know that every night before you go to bed there is a person of the opposite sex thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the month and ask you out. If you don't no one will talk to youor ask you out for the next 5 years...

1. We have cookies

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) SCREW COOKIES, WE GOT YAOI!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vsice versa copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If your obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on an anime/manga character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, add this to your profile

HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Body: Don't not stop reading you will regret it!
girl meets a boy on a messenger

crazy1 86: hey baby!!

h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??

crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!

h0tNsPiCy91: oh really... quit lyin! who is this??

crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...

crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.

crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.

crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.

crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight...

h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?

crazy1 86:dont worry... ill take very good care of you...

crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

PART 2...

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.

h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!

2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?

h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.

2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.

2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?

h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?

h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.

h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.

2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.

h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.

h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.

h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.

h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.

The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"

- LISA SMITH

This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!

DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!

Repost as-"DON'T DIE!! I LOVE U

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you hate NejiHina copy this into your profile

If you think Sasuke-teme is a jerk for leaving Sakura-chan on a cold hard bench then copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

Find out your ninja name and then repost this quiz and add your name to it. It's funny but it's cool. It's optional, but try just for the fun of it!kk

Make your ninja name from the following alphabet:

A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi

After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ...

Amaris- Karinkashikiari
April - Kanoshikita
Jude - Zudoteku
Keith - Mekukichiri
valerie ~ ruka taku shikiku (say that 3 times fast!)
Mike - Rin Kimeku
murphy- Rin doshino rifu
logan - Tamojikato Takuku Rimotarinkuari!
Miss Lady Annik- Mikashimotakitoku Takuritakiku Tadotozikushi (awesome.. I can't say my own name!)
Tomaz - Chimorinkazi
Lidija - Takitekizuka (hehe)
Christian Storm- Mirishikiarichikikato Arichimoshirin !!yes!!
Aaron - Kakashimoto - great, my name sounds like a fecal Motorola commercial...
Mike- Rinkimeku- ricky makes who?
Lara~ Takashika Zukutatakulukudokitataku!!... I like it!
meg - rinkuji the eliminator!
Kyja- Mefuzuka Mekitoji ...mmmmm, delicious
Felix- Lukutakina (dammit, I'm a girl!!)
Zack- Zikamemi
Brian- Zushikikato
Erin-kushikito ( thats pretty hot)
Tony-Chimotofu
KELSEY- MEKUTAARIKUFU
karrah- mekashishikari zushikikatoto. woooo.
Vanessa- Rukatokuariarika Arichikikushi. yus sir
Codey- Mimotekufu Zumotachiku
Karlee- mekashitakuku
Alisha-katakiaririka
Eric- Kushikimi
Charlie-mirikanotakiku
Mario-Rinkashikimo
Emily Rota- Kurinkitafu Shimochika...i like it muy macho!
Laura Jopp - Takadoshika Zumomono haha i love it
Hannah Rikatotokari
Steph - Arichikunori
Ruth-Shidochiri
Matt- Rinkachichi
Ashley- Kaariritakufu
Aradia- Kashikatekika
Kim- Mekirin
Jet- Zukuchi...I sound like a type of food...
Bella- Zukutataka...Ha ha ha! I sound funny!_
Angie-Katojiriku...It sounds like a mix of a guy and girl's name...
Jenna-Zukutotoka
Dzamira= Tezikarinkishika...sounds like a type of sushi or sumtin...
April- kanoshikita
Emily-Kurinkitafu
Sarah-Arikashikari
Steven-Arichikurukuto(me:that sounds awsome!!)
Lauren Smith-Takadoshikuto Aririnkichiri (me: Wow...ummm...lol)
Eden- Kutekuto
Olivia-Motakirukika
and StarWarsAddi is...Dun Dun Dun...: ArichikashiMeikashiariKateteki (Say THAT 5 times fast!! LOL
Jessi - Zukuariariki Meikuzuzukushi interesting...
Heather -Rikukachirikushi
Shadow-Rikukachirikushi Tafufuto
Kaila-Mekakikata Rinkashikiku Nokukashiarimotowicked!
Billy mcnamara=zukitatafu rinmotokarinkashika
madison-rinkatekiarimoto

Kathleen- mekachiritakukuto (awesome)

Michaela- rinkimiri kakutaka... kakutaka sounds funny. _."

Megan- Rinku-jiketo (Ooh, fancy!)

Beatrice AKA Me, Shinka-chan- Zukika Mimoshishikukika (...It sounds like someone from the Zabuza saga O_o)

Julia- Zudotakika (omg then my nickname would be takika!)

Sad

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

They hurt her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

...creepy.

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Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 613,783 - Reviews: 8664 - Favs: 6,675 - Follows: 5,347 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
naruto from the darkness to the light by blazing blade reviews
what if naruto mother was alive? what if she hated him? what if they had naruto banished right after the sasuke retrieval mission? what if the youndaime came back?
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,684 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Naruto U., Xion
Naruto of the Nine Tails by EDelta88 reviews
At age nine the seal malfunctions warping Naruto's mind and body until he is little more than an animal but like they say, man's best friend, or girl's in this case. What now? Will he recover? NaruxHina SasuxSaku Feral!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,350 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 3,887 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
This Calling by kuteluver reviews
Naruto is cutting to escape the pain of this world. Will he do it? No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kikko High! by Casi-Will-Amaze reviews
Sakura, a girl with no parents gets transfered to an all boys boarding school, with her Best friend/cousin Naruto and Sasuke her close childhood friend. How will she survive in a new school with many men including the akatsuki after her? Warning:OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sakura H.
The Akatsuki's Daughter by Unicornslove reviews
Sakura is adopted by none other then Konan and Pein Akatsuki, she is taken care of by them until they move to Kohona where she must now enter school the last thing she wanted now she has to deal with everything she missed, playboys, friends and love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
Raised by Kitsunes by Arsao Tome reviews
Naruto is raised by Kyuubi and her Kitsune clan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Lost Clan by jayenator2.0 reviews
What if Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze aren't dead? What IF Naruto actually has a brother and/or sister? What if Shino may just be falling in love and what if two certain teammates start becoming more than just friends? NaruSaku, Shino OC!Find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,444 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
White Half Truths by En Taiho reviews
NaruHPxover. McGonagall suspects that Harry Potter is working together with Voldemort, so she requests for the best ANBU to go undercover as students and find out the truth: Naruto and Sasuke. But as the year progresses, is Voldemort the true enemy? NS,HD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,299 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Naruto U.
Music make you lose control by CiaoXBella reviews
Ino, Hinata,and Tenten are known as nerds at Konoha high. Usually, they get bullied by Karin, Sasuke's girl. But with a little help with from Sakura and her twin brother,Gaara. What would happen when they get an extreme makeover? Nerdy to Popular! Sasusak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Rokudaime Uzukage Adopted! by Lady Logos reviews
Naruto leaves Konoha two years before he becomes a genin and the Last Uzumaki returns to Uzugakure no Sato to become the Rokudaime Uzukage. Smart!Naruto. Adopted from KarantheStoryteller. REWRITTEN CHAPTER 1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10597 - Favs: 4,990 - Follows: 3,052 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Secrets of Naruto by hanakisa reviews
Naruto is always happy right? WRONG! See how everyone feels when he lets his secrets out...YAOI itanaru ONE SIDED gaanaru and sasunaru! Will be more chppie's soon ! rated M to be safe review please !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
The Fox and The Weasel at Red Dawn by hanakisa reviews
When Naruto is raped and leaves the village where does he go? The Akatsuki! Secrets reveald Narutos father is ? Itanaru sasodei one sided kakanaru and sasunaru. Naruto was raped by? guess who? Rated M because of later lemons REVIEW! warning yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Locket of blood by sweetthings8 reviews
Escaping from an abusive and empty home, Four Year old Sakura Haruno meanders to the desert region of Suna and is adopted into the family of the Kazekage. After years under the protection of the Sand 3, Sakura returns to Konaha a new and dangerous woman.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,533 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Naruto Gender Bender Panic by LostMyMind26 reviews
What would happen to the ninja in Konoha if one day they woke up and they were the opposite gender! Who did this to them? Why are only Konoha ninja involved? Who knows?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,148 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 3/30/2008
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14809 - Favs: 7,924 - Follows: 7,034 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Naruto Arashiodori by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 294,318 - Reviews: 3359 - Favs: 3,665 - Follows: 3,429 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Promises by Brit813 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki broke his promise and left them all. Now many years later the Akatsuki have returned and will reveal things abut Naruto that will shock them to their very souls. XD Angst is the main genre but i will throw a little humour in there!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,543 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
DrPhil Need To Come To Our School! by HockeyGirlRawr reviews
Sakura accepted a scholarship to the exclusive Akatsuki Private School after catching her boyfriend kissing her best friend. Now she has a new life with the student council at Akatsuki but what happens when Konoha High becomes involved after a fire? Chaos
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,199 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
TUAOA:tired of the mask by Lunar Kitsune83 reviews
Naruto decides to drop the mask of happyness. Hinata follows suit. who will help them get back from the brink of darkness. Semidark naruto-semidark Hinata. Naru x Hina x Haku x Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,286 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruko U., Hinata H.
The Eternal Chimera by superfish01 reviews
Kushina and Minato have their owns secrets that only each other know about. How do these secrets affect Naruto and the reason behind the Kyuubi attack? naruxfemkyuu naruxfemhaku. 2 girls only, not harem. Rating to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 211,553 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Anbusaku no Keigetsu by Grokon12 reviews
After three years of hard training Naruto and Jiraya return to Konoha just to find out that Naruto has been banished from the village, some of the villageres accompany Naruto in his banishment and form a new Village: Keigetsugakure no Sato NARU/HINA/HAREM
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,067 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
You Only Live Twice by TheBookMuffin reviews
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. AU Revising... Previously named Rebel Girls
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,498 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Strength of Brothers by MagicallyInclined reviews
Everyone knows how Harry Potter and Naruto Uzumaki grew up alone and unwanted. What if they had someone to talk to, learn from and depend on? What if they had each other?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Tokikage by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
Another change the demon inside of Naruto fic. Only this time, it's a world devouring beast, and the Kyuubi is dead. Warning: Godlike Naruto. Early chapters are weak, but chapters 3 and up are of a higher caliber. May fix the earlier chapters sometime.
Crossover - Chrono Trigger & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,492 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Lavos, Naruto U.
Eyes of The Hurricane by narusaku3394 reviews
Naruto gains the Rin'negan during his fight with Sasuke at the Valley of the End and is punished by the council. Watch as Naruto goes down the path of destruction and becomes the Leader of Akatsuki. NaruSakuAnko Dark/Evil Rin'negan Naruto Character Death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,893 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
We'll See by Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover reviews
If Sasuke wasn't so preoccupied on attempting to follow the two ninja, he would've noticed that at the booth he just left, shattered glass and what remained of his drink was sprawled out on out on the table. Psh, not jealous my ass. C'est la vie Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,435 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Super Genius Naruto by Hakugai reviews
This story is now adopted from the author Echo Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 104,429 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Trapped! by Yue Sai reviews
Albus, along with the other staff members, thought it would be funny to trap Minerva and Severus in a room. What will happen as they sit to watch the show? Just a one-shot with some fluff, hope you enjoy! Sequel is up now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Gift of Fire by Mr. Red Hex reviews
When a prank on the Uchiha goes awry, Naruto's world suddenly takes a turn for the better! NarutoxKyuubixHinata DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 157,890 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Memories' Tears by KuroSkylark reviews
He leaned closer to the blond so their headbands touch each other. Naruto could only glare at Pein; he wasn't going to show any signs of weakness to him."You think all that was a lie? Little brother." PEIN X NARUTO! INCEST
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,412 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Pain/Pein, Naruto U.
Don't Yell Save Me by BloodyLaughing-Blossoms reviews
Sakura Haruno, normal High school girl. NOT! She's a smart, innocent, beaten girl. She's abused, still capturing the hearts of the Akatsuki. Can they help her, or will too many mysteries get in the way of the lovely relationships they have? PLEASE REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,289 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan
Save Me by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
A girl is left an empty shell after her boyfriend commits suicide. She is left alone in the world, and all she really needs is someone to save her. Who will rescue her from her life? and even worse, herself? SakuraXxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,644 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
Hiding Behind Masks by Twisted Vixen reviews
By chance two ex-teammates meet on neutral ground. What happens when the person you thought you knew turns out to be completely different?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,042 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meeting Naruto by kerrieleigh reviews
DISCONTINUED. Naruto is 7 years old when he decides to run away from Konoha. But what will happen when he meets a stranger? And why does the blonde-haired man look so familiar...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,744 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Together we stand, United as one by secretlovers reviews
beaten. tortured. naruto and his twin were trained to be the living weapons of konoha. but what happens whe they have had enough. full summery inside. under reconstruction!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,509 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Naruto U.
Gone by secretlovers reviews
gone, was his hopes, gone was his dreams, gone, was his love, gone, was his will. will anyone be able to light a fire in his soul again. ADOPTED FROM X-BaByBuBbLe-X
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Who's The Hostage? by EDelta88 reviews
After losing to Sasuke at the Valley of the End Naruto is recovering when an incident with a villager makes him believe that he is a danger to his friends, he decides to leave but nothing ever goes as planned when he's followed. NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,786 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hyakumensou by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Runaways by Shnelby reviews
One day Sakura,Ino,Hinata and Tenten find the boys with other girls. Heartborken they deicide to leave the village in hopes of getting stronger and forgetting about their crushes. when they return 6 years later what will happen find out in The Runaways
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Akatsuki kids! by FMAGreedsgirl reviews
When the hot guys of the Akatsuki died they somehow came to our world and in the form of... kids! Will they ever get back to their original forms? Will one girl believe their ninjas? I regret to say this story will officially go on HIATUS for awhile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,598 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Problems Begin by Servant of Time reviews
Sequel to Masked Love. Two weeks since Masked Love, Secrets revealed, dealing with a new life, and fightig to save everything that they hold dear. Will Sakura and Tobi make it or will their relationship be broken forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi
Hidden In The Music by Miyaka Hana reviews
Sakura is a quiet girl in school. She's a sweet girl to her teachers, although they can not believe that she is a part of a gang, Akatsuki. They also don't know what happens at home, will they find out what's Hidden In The Music, before it's too late?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,549 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Namikaze and the Water Goddess by Namikaze09 reviews
After being neglected by Kakashi, Naruto decides to show his true self and show Konoha what he's capable of. Imagine his shock when he finds out that his future bride is the Mizukage. Strong Naruto Naruto/Mei T./Harem Sasuke/Sakura slight Kakashi bashing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,481 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Kunoichi Meet Akatsuki by mewmewgodess reviews
Ino, Hinata, Sakura, Tenten, and Temari are sick of their lives and leave. Suddenly they find themselves whisked into an adventure with some of the Akatsuki members. Rated T for language. COMPLETE EDITED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,467 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Right of the Fallen by BlAcK-vAlEnTiNe reviews
ItafemNaru KakafemIru After their mission in Wave Country, Sasuke was training with the Sharingan when he caught sight of Naruto. Why did he see different sources of chakra on Naruto's shoulder and stomach? Is a secret about to unravel?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,152 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Hokage's Anger by tacticusthe11th reviews
Because in the end, even though a Hokage is chosen, a hidden village is a dictatorship, not a democracy, and an angry Hokage is bad for everyone. Especially stupid civilians.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
Eavesdropper by Zelis reviews
Ino didn't mean to. On her way home one night, she overheard Naruto arguing with Sakura and Sasuke. Now she's struggeling to pick up the shattered pieces of his heart and help him move forward one step at a time. NaruIno CH9-10 is up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,977 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto of the Immortal Clan by Apex Soldier reviews
Naruto is saved from an angry mob by a mysterious person. Not much is known about him except that he is an Immortal. He takes Naruto with him on a year trip to train him. The outcome, just read and find out. Naruhina and other pairs, still pending though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,802 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tired by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Things go wrong at the last Sasuke retrieval mission and Naruto ends up taking the blame for it. Now, tired of everything being his fault, he sets up a new way of thinking that happens to go against every belief he once had. Problem is that not everyone seems very thrilled about the change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 238,845 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki and the Half Blood Prince by Shapphire-Fox reviews
It take place after Pain ivasion, Tsunade gets a mission request from Dumbledore. Team 7 goes to Hogwarts to find it harder to stay undercover than they thought. Harry and Naruto becoming best friends, going back to Leaf village, and other surprises.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,170 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
SHINKU ARASHI by DarkSamuraiX1999 reviews
Things don't always go the way they're planned. And after Naruto's attempt to stop Mizuki fails, he's about to learn why the Yondaime's sealing of Kyuubi didn't go as planned either. NaruHina, NaruHarem later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 157,941 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Selfish by taintedxwings reviews
AU,Yaoi,OOC In which a simple action yielded a consequence far dire than expected. Everything changes when a nine-year-old Namikaze Naruto gets adopted into the Uchiha Clan. Role-switch and necromancy. ItaNaru. ON HOLD. WILL UNDERGO REVISION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Masks Not Worn by Murakami no Kitsune reviews
Naruto Harry Potter Crossover Harry fought Quarrell and you-know-who in his first year, then it was back to the Duresley's he went. But this year even stranger things will happen to the boy who lived... full summery instide...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,875 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Lucius M., Naruto U. - Complete
The daughter of Naruto Uzumaki by BrownPaperBag51 reviews
Naruto left with Jiraiya on a three year training mission but came back after five years what could make Naruto stay away for two extra years. Naruto Harem Lemon First Chapter Chapter 1 has been beta Sasuke Kakashi and Sakura Bashing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 81,821 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
spirit blade by Shadow of the Abyss reviews
before naruto leaves to go on his training journey he makes a deal with the fox but is forced to return after one and a half years and learns things about his family he never thought possible and some news that will change his life title changed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Naruto U.
scars of the past and future by Shadow of the Abyss reviews
one month after naruto and jiraiya left but jiraiya returns alone with only naruto's bloody head band and a message that sasuke was the one who killed him as a new evil rises but is he really dead?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U.
corruption of the darkness by Shadow of the Abyss reviews
after destroying akatasuki some one claiming to be the true leader appears and when they face off all are left shocked but the most surprising thing is naruto and hinata join him Evil naruhina WARNING:character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
CrossWorlds Part One The Beginning by Xiaahandrus reviews
Naruto characters living in my house, a high school girl war, and then I get sent to the past Naruto world... What else can go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,288 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Scion of the Pentagram by CKMo reviews
Naruto, inherits Kakashi's Sharingan, Scion of the Five Star Clan. This, is his story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,310 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/27/2007
Naruto: Alone by Arganaut reviews
The meeting between the council and Sarutobi did not go as planned.... how will Naruto survive growing up without the help of the Third?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,428 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Images And Imperfections by danielie reviews
Sasuke smirked. "She'll be for fangirl-exterminating purposes only." Unexpectedly, he fell in love... and she found out about his plan. AU, mainly SasuSaku, with NaruHina, NejiTen and ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,411 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Shinobi Wizard by barryc10 reviews
AU. James and Lily survive their encounter with Voldie, and move to the Hidden Countries. How will their life be with both Harry and Naruto to raise. Please R & R. Rating upped to M for language, violence, and brief nudity. Comedy will be present.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Cutting Strings by The Magnificent It reviews
A puppet's life is only as long as the strings that hold it up. But what happens when Naruto Uzumaki wishes to cut these stings and walk on his own. Powerful!naruto, first capter is utter crud. choose your own pairings, it may end up the final one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,869 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U.
The Kunoichis That Didn't Belong by Saga of Eternal Rain reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Ino, TenTen, and Temari feel useless, weak, and that their team doesn't need them. Together, they undergo some secret training to become stronger. One day, they can't take it any longer so they leave the team. Story Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,448 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Son of the Kyuubi by Dzero9 reviews
Honoring the Yondaime, The Kyuubi no Yoko raises Naruto as his own son. NaruHina, SasufemHaku, ItaAya, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,952 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Makai no Yajuu by The Greatest of These is Love reviews
Naruto is abandoned after the fight with Zabuza in Land of the Waves. He will grow stonger under the wing of Momochi Zabuza and the benefits of a deal between Kyuubi and the Shinigami himself. Watch him become the Makai no Yajuu. Naru/Hana ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,864 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Naruto U., Hana I.
Naruto: Rinnegan Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Who am I? Who am I really? Am I the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? Am I the Legacy of the Yondaime Hokage? Am I the heir to the Sage of Six Paths? I don't know anymore...or perhaps I never did. Starts at T-rating but gradually becomes M-rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,207 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Naruto Sleepover: Where the Impossible is Possible by Believing in tomorrow reviews
Slightly being re-written. Chaos & hilarity ensue when two kunoichi host a slumber party & invite the Naruto gang, Orochimaru & Kabuto, plus the infamous Akatsuki over their house in the absence of their mother. Sachiko seems to have a covert plan though…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14327 - Favs: 7,451 - Follows: 5,639 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Winter Release by StarsOfYaoi reviews
-Editing- *ItaNaru* Kyuubi's secret is out, Akatsuki is attacking, and he is fighting to be strong enough to take Sasuke back... only to fall for his best friend's worst enemy. Naruto may have to deal with more than requested...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 210,309 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Cutting Works by SasunaruTLA reviews
Sasuke is the silent, broody loner; Naruto is the smiley, happy guy with tons of friends... one of them needs pain, the other has had enough. Can they balance each other out and help the other before they go too far? S/N I don't own Naruto. *ON HOLD*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,383 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Yamikage by Dzero9 reviews
Sasuke kills Naruto in the VoTE, in doing so became celebrated by the villagers and disgraced by the shinobi. 3 years later, he and a team along with the Hokage must go to the Land of Cranes to where the Hidden Darkness Village resides… NaruIsa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,057 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Naruto U., Isaribi
If you stayed, this wouldn't have happened by Hitoko-sama reviews
Takes place at the valley of the end. After sasuke leaves...Only Zetsu takes Naruto to the Akatsuki.yaoi ItaNaru, PeinNaru, ONESIDED SasuNaru!THREESOMES! mentions of OroSasu and KabuSasu. more or less onesided MadaIta and MadaPein.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,786 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Goal Unreachable by Lady Logos reviews
It was a mask, a mask that I wore. Naruto is smarter than it seams and with his sensei out of town what will happen to their plans? Is team seven as it was and how are the missions coming up? Dark Naruto, Smart, not too powerful Naruto HIATUS rewritten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,138 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
One and the Same by Anthony1 reviews
AU. Naruto just wanted to become a shinobi like the rest of his friends. Training and doing missions didn't seem like too much to ask. However, something happens that changes all that. Only time will tell if he can handle it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 280,059 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Since when? by SandXDemonX13 reviews
When Dei and Naru get together...well that can only be a bad thing for the two... Is there anyway that Deidara can avoid getting killed and not betray the Akatsuki? And is there anyway for Naruto to stay alive if the bomber dies? DeiNaru! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Deidara, Naruto U.
The True Legacy by NaruHina candy reviews
Naruto befriends the ghost of Haku and Zabuza, but when they cross over he feels depressed and left out and ignored by everyone in Konoha, especially his team. full sum inside. major Sasuke and Sakura bashing with minor kakashi bashing in first chapters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,532 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The True Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze by JoeKing213 reviews
What if Naruto met the Kyuubi at 7, and what if she trained him to be the strongest ninja ever. Naruto/FemKyuubi. M for safety in later chapters. strong/smart/bloodine/Naruto Sakura/Sasuke bashing in the beginning. Chapter 1 edited TEMPORARY HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto: Without Drive by MadDiction reviews
How will Naruto grow up with no Kyuubi, no parents, and no ambition? Smart/Strong/Neutral Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Naruto U.
The story of Uzumaki Naruto by Dreetje reviews
After hearing the truth about Kyuubi by Mizuki, Naruto doesn't join Team 7. No, he trains for 6 months under Mitarashi Anko. During this time he learns about his past, his present and his future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,050 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,935 - Follows: 2,583 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Fox Twins by X-Factor-Glory reviews
With if Shukaku and Kyuubi were twins/lovers. What if Gaara and Naruto knew about each other all their life. Complete summary in side Yaoi, incest, and OOCness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Kyuubi, Aishiteru by Illution reviews
A vixen is forced to help Naruto, but not with training.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Kyuubi's secret by hohime reviews
Kyuubi has a secret so big it blows naruto's mind. narutoxfemkyuubi possible harem crossover with harry potter. R&R please opinions apreciated rated M for future nothing as of yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,792 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Forgive and Forget? by numberoneklutz reviews
The male members of team seven return to Konoha after a six year period as celebrated heroes. They discover, however, that a certain blossom has moved on. Without them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,860 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sakura H.
My Fairytale by Inkaide reviews
Highschool Fic - I, Sakura Haruno, is the new-found liking of the most popular boys at my new school. And that's just a part of it. Yeah, life sucks. Sasu/Saku Neji/Saku Gaa/Saku Shika/Saku Naru/Saku Kiba/Saku Akatsuki/Saku SakuCentric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sakura H.
Innocent Love by Pink.Prism reviews
Sakura naïve innocent girl save an old man not knowing he is the richest man in Tokyo & reward her to study to the most expensive boarding school in Tokyo he owned.4 kings of the school are fighting over a clueless Sakura to win her heart. AkaXSakuXSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,499 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Sakura H.
Was it wise to let him join us? HELL NO! by YaoiRules92 reviews
Naru and the old pervert are one year in the training trip. When Naru is all alone in the forest training he is kidnapped by Akatsuki. Jiraiay can't help because he is doing his 'research'. Contains Yaoi ItaNaru, SasoDei, and other pairings. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,212 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Masquerade by PumpkinSparks8616 reviews
Naruto has always hid his real self behind a façade. He drops it when the lives of himself and his teammates are on the line. How will they and the rest of the village react to this new Naruto? Yaoi. NaruSasu. Smart!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto Namikaze, Changed Fate by MissUzumakiHinata reviews
What if the Yondaime still lived, What if no-one knew of the Kyuubi in Naruto? What if he had a bloodline? find out here. Bloodline Naruto, Loved Naruto, M to be safe Future Lemons if i get the courage to write one
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,212 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rehabilitation by hichigomate reviews
Gaara has been alone all his life, with no human contact. But that's about to change when he goes to a public school per his father's wishes. Naruto decides to break him out of his shell, but can he do it with his own demons following him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,635 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Hard to Forgive by Tiro reviews
Banished from Konoha after an accident with Kyuubi, Naruto swears to come back too powerful to be brought down. Years pass with no sign. Until they hear a Hidden Village has risen, and its' residents are demons and outcasts. Will they find Naruto there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Touch Me, un! by Gone4everAndaDay reviews
The Vampire Pein and his brothers, Zetsu, Kakuzu and Kisame band together to buy a birthday present for their hated little brother, Sasori. Sadly, Deidara is chosen as a pet. Poor him. It's a shame Sasori, under all his silence, loves rough bondage! RAPE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,752 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Fox Games by Zanaso Clramm reviews
When Naruto comes back from his three year mission, what will happen when the Kyuubi comes back with him in the flesh?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,706 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shinku by loveless temptation reviews
While inside the womb, Naruto’s twin sister died. However she didn’t stay dead, ever since Naruto could remember she has always been a part of him though in more ways then one. Now involved in a complicated mission- full sum inside!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2009
Happy Go Lucky by young-love reviews
To everyone she is always happy, smiling, and cheerful. They call her Happy Go Lucky Sakura. But things aren't as they always appear to be. What happens when the mask slips and all eyes are free to see how happy Sakura's life truly is.SasuSaku and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,902 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
In the end it doesn't matter by maleija reviews
well here's another pein related fanfic. so pein has an 'adopted' daughter that ran away years ago. now what happens when he wants her back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Sandstorm by DJ-Rage reviews
Naruto is banished from Konoha after nearly killing Sasuke in an attempt to bring him home. He makes his way to Suna and four years later Konoha needs his help. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,108 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Returning by HarunoSasori reviews
DeiSaku. When she was 12, Sakura and Deidara were ordered by Deidara's father to have a child dispite their age. Sakura had the child and left Iwa, causing Deidara to fall into depression and join Akatsuki. Years late he has to return, will Sakura go back
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Meeting The Family by SliverMoonLight reviews
AntiSasuSaku, Sakura's in High School with everyone her and Sasuke are going out -for now- but Sakura's step-sisters come to school and chaos is just around the corner especially cuz one likes Sasuke and the other one hates his guts and knows The Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Sakura H.
Red Turn Blue ReWrite by spellbindersasuke reviews
Voldemort has a son whose power rivals Dumbledore's, the only problem is, Naruto knows nothing about his parentage.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009
The Fifth Champion by Michael Callistus reviews
Naruto/ Harry Potter Crossover. Squad 7 finds itself at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry- just in time for the Triwizard Tournament. When Naruto is chosen as Konoha's Champion, just about anything might happen. NaruHina, H/Hr
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,735 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Father's Shadow by fox of sweet and awesome powers reviews
What if Naruto's parents survived the Kyuubi? How would Naruto turn out? Would he still be that cheerful knucklehead or would he be a more serious ninja? AU Hiatus, potential revision.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,889 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Thicker Than Water by StarBlaz 2.0 reviews
Voldemort finds he has a family in form of his long thought lost sons. The ones now known as Severus Snape and Harry Potter! WARNING for spanking of children and adults. Don't like, don't read! Previously posted under another author name
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,063 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Severus S.
Naruto OniKami Bloodline God by hohime reviews
Naruto has a secret that no one knows. NaruHarem Harem thinking of having fem.kyuubi fem.Haku Tsunade and a fem.Naruto as some of the harem. Harem will be updated with new chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U.
Love From Afar by Lumina-16 reviews
Naruto is feeling alienated, scared and simply fed up with his situatuon after his home is burned down and being chased by a mob on his brithday. Naruto then finds out who his dad is then runs away. Read and Review please. rated T just in case
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Three to Two by numberoneklutz reviews
No longer a threesome with the wonder duo, Sakura struggles to heal her broken heart. The boys, however, soon discover something is missing in their relationship. Or is it a someone?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Sakura H.
Naruto Elfen Lied by ReiTsukihana reviews
What if Naruto wasn't human? What if he was a diclonious? What if he was trained by Itachi from the age of 3 and joined ambu by 5?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Naruto U.
Runner: The life and story of Naruto Namikaze by CursedEyeLore reviews
AU; Naruto, after being attacked once again by the villagers, becomes the third Hokage apprentice; what will be life like from then? Bloodline Naruto/ Smart Naruto; Pairings undecided
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Naruto U.
See Me For Who I Am! by Joya Verde reviews
CH.7 LEMON! YAOI Naruto is not who he seems to be and after being cheated on by Sasu and replaced by a slut, he goes on a secret mission where he meets an old 'friend'. Will he let this man into his heart or are there more than what the eye can see R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,571 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Escapist by zerOtodona reviews
He protected her. She never knew until one day. Sakura X Madara story people. Rated M for stuff, but no lemon in this one. Please read and review or else.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,058 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi
Rules for Tobi, by the Akatsuki by Bored Katsu reviews
Tobi wants to be a good boy! The Akatsuki have made up some rules so that their newest member doesn't get killed on day one. List format except for Chapter Five. Currently being reposted for typos.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Hell Hath no Fury like Two Lovers Scorned by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Sasuke and Sakura should have never toyed with their emotions. 'Cause now, Naruto and Ino are now out for revenge. SasuSaku and eventual NaruIno. *UPDATE* Chapter 9 is finally up now. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,029 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Moving On by TanukiRaccoon reviews
“Uchiha’s do not grieve. They do not mourn. They move on. So move on. Find someone who can care for your son with you.” When Sasuke said this to his brother, he didn't have his best friend in mind. ItaNaru, yaoi. Beta'd!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,644 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 4967 - Favs: 4,547 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Little Firefly by MoonRainShadow reviews
Onigakure: The great demon village no one knows anything about. When a new face wanders into Konoha asking for anwers concerning an old legend everyone is greatly confused. Why does this girl look so familiar? Is there hope to find Naruto after so long?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,436 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Minato and his Fox Children by King Hawke reviews
Someone dissects a fox demon kit. Kyuubi & her clan attack Konoha. Yondaimeis about to seal all of them in the Rookie Nine. Before he can finish, Sarutobi sacrifices himself instead. Watch Minato, Kushina & Yoshino raise Naruto and his 8 new siblings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,071 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009
In the middle of the beginning by Shadows of Darkness reviews
It was the end. Everything she believed in was crushed before her very eyes. But Sakura gets a second chance to live her life. Will she succeed in it or will she die trying? TT fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,746 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sakura H.
Snapped! by Miyaka Hana reviews
What happens when Sakura just Snaps? Rewritten version of Snapped! Finally out! R&R please! -XxMiyakaxX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
Learning To Love Again by Miyaka Hana reviews
DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sai
His Angel of Music by Lady-of-Laughter reviews
When a missions objective is for the Konoha Ninjas to bring him home, Sasuke is given the chance to remain and rebuild his clan. So why, even with his expectations, was it Sakura who had the greatest secrets upon his retun? And what's with her eyes?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,683 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
We are not WEAK by GloryThatisMine reviews
Sakura, Hinata, and Tenten were called weak by their "teammates" and their determind to prove them wrong by leaving the village and go visit Sakura's cousinOC who's a witch who lives in the Wizarding world. HP crossover & other crossovers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Sakura H.
Daily cloud by Shinka-chan reviews
Madara planned an evil plan to win money for the Akatsuki: Secretly Film the Akatsuki s day life and put it on Myspace.Meanwhile Saso and Dei start to have feelings Hi and Kaku argue with the Catolic Church and Itachi wants to know wth is happening there
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Akatsuki
When Worlds Collide by deideiblueeyez reviews
Here I am, in my own house, when suddenly the TV's on the blink 'cuz of a rainstorm. Who knew that the stupid bad weather could bring anime characters out of their own world?... Naruto and Akatsuki. Crossover to our world. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Pain/Pein, Akatsuki
Puppet Love by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Poetry. SasoDei. Deidara thinks about Sasori and his puppets, and wishes his Danna could love him like he loves his puppets. Rating to be safe. Second chap is fanfic. Happy ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Say what? Tobi is Gone? by Gaara's angel reviews
Deidara upsets Tobi and it has horrific events to follow. Poor Tobi...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Sasori Wants To Be There For Deidara by The Quiet Shadow XVII reviews
Uhm, the title pretty much explains it. Based on Flyleaf's "There For You" Dedication to Bre-Yuki-Love1232 Yaoi, DeiSaso, SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
The Banishment by Kaze-Kira reviews
This is an AU Naruto story. Naruto is banished from the Leaf Village but some years later when they find themseleves in dire straights and require Naruto's help, will he return to his home or leave them to burn for their offenses against him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,848 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto's Sadness and Hate by XIchigo70X reviews
Naruto is quickly blamed for not being able to save Sasuke, so Naruto makes a new group a dangerous mercanary group.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Three Legendary Copy Saninn by Shinka-chan reviews
After Kakashi s dead, the elders give the new Team 7 a mission: find Uzumaki Naruto, the next Hokage. I suck at summaries, but really cool story. Rated T for language. Maybe some pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U.
From Enemies To Lovers - DeiNaru by mysticaldragon11 reviews
After the loss of Sasori and the betrayal of Sasuke, Deidara and Naruto find new love with each other. Smut one shot! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Family Love by spriterx reviews
What if the Thrid Hokage gave is life to seal the Kyuubi instead of the Fourth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 64,510 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
In Which Naruto Is Summoned by sessha-chan reviews
The Marauders experiment with a summoning spell. They summon a fox. A Demon Fox. Naruto is not pleased.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 115 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto The Race to Kamikage by dragonblade3200 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, son of Uzumaki Kashina and Namikaze Minato. When he meets the Kyuubi no Kitsune he is given a new dream of greatness… the Kamikage. Harem, super Naruto, and bloodline limits lots of them Reviews of all kind are always welcome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 55,823 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
One Last Kiss by The Quiet Shadow XVII reviews
Hmm... Deidara leaves Tobi for Sasori and Tobi is heartbroken. Will things heal themselves or will Tobi be heartbroken for the rest of his life? SasoDeiTobiZet Yaoi Based on Madina Lake's One Last Kiss Dedicated to LoveAngel604
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
naruto: Unsurpassed Will by abunnyfromhell reviews
At the age of four, Naruto was beaten out of his village. However, an unexpected consequence came : The Rinnegan. Now Naruto has to master the Rin'negan and bring the world to peace. Will update soon - 2/10
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,920 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Good Boy or Bad Boy by pangel8705 reviews
This is about Naruto running into the Akatsuki on their day off. The title doesn't deal with Naruto but you should know who. Lets what else. Oh yes, he catches them doing something unlike them and well you'll see .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Issues with Itachi by randomqueenwilla reviews
An OC,Akira, is minding her own business when Itachi decides to kidnap her and make her join the Akatsuki. Funny semi serious. ItachiXOC, slight GaaraXOC Starting from chapter 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 96,159 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Itachi U., Gaara - Complete
Tobi’s A Bad Boy Tobi oneshot by MewHanyou reviews
It's up to you to decide if Tobi's a good or bad boy. TobiOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Genzon Henkan by Imaginator11 reviews
Naruto accidentally steals the wrong scroll from the Hokage's office, not knowing it was to be given to him when he was 18 or a chunin. He learns his parents' identities and his powerful bloodline. On Haitus.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/4/2009
The Demon, the Dancer and the Betrayer by Dirge of Silence reviews
What if Naruto was saved from a life of being weak and hated. Adopted from Bardad101. Sadistic Naruto! Deidara Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,303 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Scarlet Claw by NoNameNeeded reviews
What would Naruto be like if he had been born 4 years earlier, Kyuubi still being sealed inside of him. What would he be like if he had grown up with Itachi, reaching shinobi ranks along side him. He is now 16, a jounin who just took on team 7. AU & OCnes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,370 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
the mask shatters by Dracaro reviews
naruto's mask finnaly shatters after listening to both of his team mates at the bridge... what happens when he gives up for a short time?And whats this? Whats Ranma doing in the ninja world? and why is part of his hair yellow? NaruHina Oc/? possible Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,460 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 11/28/2007
The Kyuubi Wakes at the Red Dawn by Tropicalna reviews
Two years have gone by since Sasuke went to Orochimaru and Naruto was pronounced dead, having disappeared without a trace. But who is this mysterious Akatsuki member? Could it be…?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008
Different Destiny by taintedxwings reviews
Naruto left when he was 4 and joined the Akatsuki while the Sandaime believes that he's still siding with the village. When Naruto turned 12, the council allowed him back while the Akatsuki sends him to Konoha for a whole different purpose. No pairings. ON HOLD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/25/2007
The Nine Masks of Uzumaki Naruto by DurielZamoran reviews
Nine Masks. Nine Faces. Nine Lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Keeper of the Seal by Taeron reviews
In ages past demons bore human children and in their demon blood were certain abilities. But now, a combination of the power of the Kyuubi and the will of one young ninja will bring about something more powerful than ever imagined Original Bloodline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,675 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Naruto U.
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 572 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's to late by Suna-Hebi reviews
sad one-shot about naruto killing himself
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Golden Eyes by Hyperguy reviews
What would happen if Naruto has the sharingan? What if the sharingan was different from all the others and is trained by Itachi himself on how to use it? Rated M for safety. I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,912 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Rules for Akatsuki, by Tobi by Bored Katsu reviews
Spinoff from 'Rules for Tobi'. Tobi's been with the Akatsuki for a while and thinks the rules are a little harsh...So why not make his own? Short but sweet, reading the original fic recommended but not nessesary.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Define 'Human' by Da-Deranged-Dude reviews
Death is only the beginning for a certain blonde. Reborn with new abilities, two lords' blessings, and the help of new and old friends alike, Uzumaki Naruto will create his own legend. Half-Angel!Naru, Half-Demon!Naru. NaruHarem. Reviews make me happy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,161 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
Naruto:Rising by krazyasian reviews
What if naruto was pushd to kill at a young age, what if naruto beleived the only way to take down Gaara at the Chunnin Invasion was to kill him, this is that story.....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U.
Protect the precious by Inarifoxkami reviews
what would hapen if Naruto trained for a year before the ninja acadamy outside of konoha w/ kakashi? and he knows about kyubi. female kyubi and not evil. smarter, stronger Naruto, no sakXnaru, sakura and sasuke bash. Naruto X Tenten maybe more
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,745 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Naruto U., Tenten
Sealed Demon, Demon child by PowerCorrupts reviews
Naruto’s demon was sealed like Gaara’s Shukaku was. He can hear it, and can talk to it. But most of all, he can use its power, and Kyuubi protects him. Not to mention, the third kept no secrets about his parentage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,378 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Unmasked by MoonDrake reviews
Can Naruto learn to live without his mask of smiles, will his friends accept the real Naruto? Naruto is powerful and not the Dobe that everyone thinks he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,226 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto Truth or Dare! by So Happily Unsatisfied reviews
Tobi hates basketball, Hinata went goth, Karin and Sakura are in a cage match, Sasuke knows the truth about his parents, Shino is in the emo corner, and Kisame moved to Sea World. Find out what else can happen when bored Narutards play Truth or Dare.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009
Those Mistakes We Make by Rahndom reviews
Uchiha Madara thought he had everything in his grasp to finally destroy Konoha. What he didn't count on, however, was the centuries old contract that binded all Uchihas to a certain Whirlpool-country family, and its last decendant. SasuNaru, ItaNaru, YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,852 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fūjin by Kage Ryuu Tenshi reviews
Most see Naruto as a loud, happy-go-lucky idiot but oh boy, they don’t know how wrong they are. Beneath the mask is a rare genius brimming with unsurpassed potential and power. Follow him on his quest to become Konoha’s strongest Shinobi: the Hokage. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,806 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto, Kyuubi Incarnate by Goliith reviews
It all started one night when a six year old Naruto was attacked by a mob of villagers and shinobi on his birthday, what a happy day. Now join Naruto as he changes into a demon. No longer Discontinued, being worked on again, Hurah!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,707 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Naruto U.
True Jinchuriki by Zarunak reviews
After a painful encounter with a fruit cart at the age of 6. Naruto descovers the Kyuubi and he decides that he has had enough. He swears an oath to make sure that no one ever suffers like he did. editing some of the earlier chapters, deviation aproaches.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,589 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto Crackfics by sweetthings8 reviews
Naruto characters tell of the funniest thing to ever happen to them! Tobi and Naruto up now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Pain/Pein - Complete
loss of a clan, gain of a family by Officer Dibble reviews
Naruto was abandoned by his clan when he was 4. Now 9 years later he is taking part in the chuunin exams and he finds that the clan is returning to konoha for gd. he removes his mask and shows them who he is. plz review my fics. ;p
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 112 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Never Underestimate the Girls by Red Moon Ninja reviews
Hinata, Tenten, Temari, Ino, and Sakura all find out what there teamates think of them and decide to run away in the middle of the night to become stronger. Five years later they return stronger than ever. What will be there ex-teamates reaction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
Sleepover by candywolfdemon reviews
Sakura has a sleepover and invites ino tenten and hinata.theres beer, quizzes, flying ducks, truths, dares, and secrets. but what happens when the akatsuki come? deisaku itaino hidantenten naruhina. worth ur time ignore itaino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Dark Psychic by The Darkest Soul reviews
Born with one of the greatest bloodlines, Sarutobi and the council placed seals on Naruto, turning him into a dope. Now with his unlocked PSI powers and unsealed memorys, he wants revenge while working towards his ultimate goal, Terram Fatali. Darknaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U.
Hensetsu izen Ai by YaoiRocks reviews
Naruto’s had enough. Enough of Konoha and the constant hate he receives. And he does the unthinkable. He merges with the demon Kyuubi and runs away from Konoha to end up in the arms of one of Konoha’s most hunted nins…Itachi[Yaoi,itanaru,Mpreg]request fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,303 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Gothic Ninja Slash Demon Container by Lady Jacqueline reviews
The Goths at Scar Night High, Sakura & Itachi are best friends, even if Itachi is a few years older. Maybe they'll end up falling for each other... But then there's that Gaara kid....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,733 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Grim Reaper by Kage Ryudo reviews
AU: After a freak accident Naruto ends up dead but is saved by an unlikely being. Pairing Undecided. Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Ninja Handbook by Tropicalna reviews
The shinobi have their rules…and Naruto has his. The difference? Well…pretty much everything. Slight Crack! Fic, Drabble-ish
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Naruto's banishment and konoha's loss by Officer Dibble reviews
Naruto overhears something that breaks his heart, things are revealed and people return? Sit back and read as chaos ensues and people realise too late just what they lost... or rather threw away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 185 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the 3 by Officer Dibble reviews
Naruto finds another scroll with the scroll of forbiden sealing. It's from someone he always wanted to know but never had the chance... his mother. What chaos will ensue
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 4,329 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hell and Kitsune Seal by Mizuki Yagami reviews
One of the most overused plots for Naruto Fan Fictions. Naruto becomes Kyuubi. Warning Sakura/Sasuke Bashing, Violence. Possible Lemons. Harem. Main Pairing Naruto/Itachi. Fem Kyuubi, Fem Itachi, Fem Haku. DISCONTINUED! Up for Adoption. Sorry...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi of the plants and weather by Officer Dibble reviews
Naruto brought back Sasuke butthe council dont like what he did. What could be the aftermath of this and how damaging will it be for Konoha. Yondaime and Kushina alive and Naruto having a twin, they ABANDONED him? Whats this about him being a true heir?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 136 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Kill Joy by vixie795 reviews
Gaara, Sasuke and Naruto all are out on the beach with friends and end up heading back to the hotel suite after playing a game of truth or dare and 'things' happen. Yaoi, one shot, threesome. GaaSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dreams by Deaths-Black-Rose reviews
Pein/Naruto Pein's POV Dreams are just that; dreams. Fantasies that are unachievable. Pein dreams of ruling the world, but he knows it will never happen. His goal, however, is to have a certain blonde Jinchuriki. Shounen ai! Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Lurking Darkness Volume I by Orpheon reviews
When Naruto breaks from his mask and his mental barriers collapse, will he yield to hatred when he gains access to his suppressed memories? or use them to fuel his desire to fight for acceptance. Dark Naruto. Naru/? FFVIIxover M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Protection From Himself by Victoria Mortis reviews
naruto is tired of living his so called life and is tired of everyone calling him a monster. he decides to end it by cutting his wrists as he wants to die. he is then put under someones care. will love bloom between the two? read and find out. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Magical Wonders by Tropicalna reviews
As the Akatsuki start to become more active, Tsunadae decides to send Naruto on a mission to protect a young wizard boy, while at the same time hiding him from the Akatsuki. Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008
The Existence of Pain by Gin Yuri reviews
Five years after Sasuke left, Sakura is left alone and aching when she is hired to heal a tortured hostage of Konoha, the infamous Pein. As her feelings grow for the Akatsuki leader, she must decide where her loyalty lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,036 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Yin and Yang: Two sides of one's Soul by Modify the Lifestream reviews
Yin and Yang. The opposites of all things. Light.-.Dark. Male.-.Female. Mortal.-.Immortal. They are found, within the core of all things, a balance. When this balance is disturbed, and begins to shift, saviors, and monsters, breed. Which are you, Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,185 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Secrets by Moonpath-wolf reviews
Naruto has secrets. Deep secrets. Now some of them are coming to the light. Will be yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Heart of Ice Will of Fire by Fateweaver01 reviews
A child is hated and abused for the acts of another, crys in the darkness. A demon that has only felt fear and pain finds hope. The will of fire burns stong but is it enought ot melt the heart of ice? Naruto X FemKyuubi maybe harem later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Sorry, Tobi by Shining Hikari reviews
This is a sad story with Deidara and Tobi in it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Last Night sasodei oneshot by The Quiet Shadow XVII reviews
Deidara is left alone on Earth. Sasori is in Heaven. But Deidara gets a suprise visit that only makes him want his danna more. crappy summary, sasodei, battle with sasuke cut short, based on the song 'The Last Night' by Skillet
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Moving On by trulywicked reviews
Sakura rejects Naruto harshly and he decides to move on and make some changes. Those changes catch Temari's attention but what will happen when Sakura decides that she made a mistake rejecting him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,329 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
Early Banishment by Bryndog-Hopps reviews
What if Naruto was banished when he stole the scroll of sealing and beat Mizuki. What if the Kyuubi spoke to him then. What if she helped him. pairings. Naru-FemKyu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,628 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Deidara's Hair Cut by Mina And Mia reviews
Deidara decides to get a haircut out of boredom, but Sasori thinks otherwise. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
To Meet Again by elloitsstephaniee reviews
Everyone thought Sakura was a nerd at first. But what happens when they bump into her a few years later? Who knows, but, if you read it, then you will! SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno & a little bit of GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,475 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Joji of the Desert Sand by Zwalaaz reviews
Sakura is child who has been moved to Suna with an abusive father and a demon inside her there she meets Gaara and they befriend one another until one day sakura is sent to the Akatsuki....Sequel coming
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
To Lose My Only Weakness by sadyethappyendings reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Ino, and Temari are tired of being called weak by everybody. They get permission to leave and train. But what happens when they come back after 5 years? PAIRINGS INSIDE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Neji H., Sakura H.
I Am Not! by dead drifter reviews
Each Akatsuki gives us a moment of their time to rant and rave about something that they most definitely are NOT. And yet…maybe they really ARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Midnight Sun by NarutoNineTails reviews
12 year old ANBU Captain, Uzumaki Naruto, is given a mission that will change his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Uchiha Sasuke Returns by ilovesoccer13 reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha and tries to get Sakura to fall in love with him again. But unbeknownst to Sasuke and the rest of Konoha, Sakura and Naruto have a secret...Saku/Naru, Ten/Neji, Shika/Ino, Kiba/Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,180 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cosplay Gone Wrong by Tancredfan reviews
When an Akatsuki cosplay group goes to a Cosplay Expo, five of them suddenly get transported to the Akatsuki hideout. Five Akatsuki go to the real world and have to pretended that they are Cosplaying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008
Naruto: Evils power by TwistedMentality12 reviews
What would happen if something else lived within narutos seal besides kyuubi?Read to find out. Very powerful naruto and sakura bashing. Evil naruto! Please leave a review to tell me what you think if you read this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Naruto U.
The Power of Good or Evil by PleasePressStart reviews
Long ago the most powerful bloodline was destroyed. One man remained and vowed to never have it awaken in his descendents… But we can’t all get what we wish for. PowerfulNaruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto's revival: the bond of a demon lord by Officer Dibble reviews
PLZ REVIEW Naruto has been ignored and has had enough; he gets no recognition from his team or sensei. Kakashi should be helping him with the upcoming chuunin exams in 3 weeks they start. but gets no help or advise, until he gets a new sensei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,069 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Wall of Naruto by DarkMasterStarr reviews
As he was younger, Naruto sought to be somebody stronger but to do, he had to seal away a part of him. As Orochimaru attacks Team 7, that part of him awakens again. Naruto finally realizes that true strength comes within. "Rated Teen to be 'be sure.'"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,109 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Naruto U.
Konoha Boarding School by Kerreh reviews
Two whacked up girls from practically the same family join the school... will the be able to handle it.. and what about there dark past. Will they be able to overcome there traumas as they meet the Akatsuki and Itachi and Deidara. Will they find love? Oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
Seals of Fate by Tongues reviews
Naruto has the Kyuubi sealed into him, but with an odd twist. The sealing changed and a new bloodline has awakened. With these abilities, Naruto plans to become Hokage and change the clans of Konoha. Will he survive to make the changes? Harem. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,071 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
namikaze sensei! by kenkao.inukags reviews
naruto graduated from the academy at the age of nine, and by the time sasuke and the others graduate, he's a jounin! instead of ambu, he gets genin.. guess who's on his squad! i don't use the shift key much, so don't tell me about it because i dont care
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Fake suicide by poisodon reviews
See what happenes six years later after Naruto faked suicide to join akatsuki. Lots of plot turns. Rated M for suicide and maybe language later on. I suck at summaries but please read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Naruto U.
Ninja Switch by Cloudsofsand reviews
6 Shinobi meet Tsunade at her office. Tsunade makes a new healing potion that accidently makes the 6 shinobi switch places with each other. How will Naruto, Ino, Lee, Sakura,Neji and Gaara Cope living as eachother?R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
i hate you kohona by I laugh at nothing reviews
naruto loose some one important and hates kohona , he vows to destory kohona with hinata's help. dark naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fake is the latest trend by Pretty. Much. Odd reviews
When Sasuke comes back and confesses his love to Sakura, she rejects him and then he leaves again. Sakura then finds out she has to house the Akatsuki and she takes them to our world! Chap 2o: An update on me and a big thanks to everyone! Plz read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,874 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Lying From You by hyperthermophile reviews
So unfair. It was just one jutsu. One simple little jutsu that could detect lies. And yet, the damage it does is disproportionately exaggerated- tearing apart Naruto's entire lifetime in only a few seconds. Could they really blame him for going insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Sakura in the Akatsuki by deidara135 reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki, will bonds with a new friend at the Akatsuki keep her there or will her past in Konoha keep her there!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara
Konoha High School by Midnight-Tears-235 reviews
Long ago Sasuke left his old high school to become a movie star. but what happens when he comes back only to find that Sakura has started a band, turned punk goth and hates his guts? i uploadede the wrong one. sorry!sasusaku sasuxsaku sasukesakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
THE DANCE by BlackandRed39 reviews
Sasuke and Sakura had been enemies since they first met each other. Sasuke’s a playboy, ice cold, and a guy with few words while Sakura’s a Goth , silent, boyish and violent but Sasuke doesn’t know Sakura’s one true secret that proves to everyone that
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
When Akatsuki Go To The Real World by MCMP17 reviews
It was just an ordinary sleepover, when suddenly some strangers come. Nana, Lucy, Laura, David and Chris will get to meet the Akatsuki and live together with them and have crazy adventures, involving fire, cheese, bazookas, chainsaws and more! Read it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,559 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Naruto: Broken Mirrors by Alkero reviews
What if things went differently on the Great Naruto Bridge, and what if Naruto unlocked a bloodline that could copy other bloodlines. Eventual NaruxTen Rating May change
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Random Game of Doom by BigHair reviews
Nothing but random. After a game falls out of the sky and onto Naruto's head everyone plays it. But they will soon learn that the random effects of the game will become their downfall when random & embarrassing things happen to them. better summary inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,540 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007
Unbearable by hichigomate reviews
Even if you put on a mask for those around you, it doesn't mean you're happy. Naruto knows this better than anyone. He stands contemplating his life, thinking fo those who've hurt him. For him, it's unbearable living. What will he do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Tobi's Face by MCMP17 reviews
Tobi's face is revealed! And everyone is going crazy about it! Dead people come back to life, people betting money, celebrities, FBI and CIA, people having heart attacks, nervous-breakdowns and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara
The legend of the onitenshi by evilcassie01 reviews
After the death of the sandiame Naruto's mask breaks and somethingawakens that will shake the shinobi world witness the rise of the onitenshi powerful Naruto, NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Show Them Madness by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Naruto was pushed to far early on in life, shattering his sanity and humanity. The Kyuubi seeing her chance uses his lose to change him into her own DEMONIC kit. Follow him as he embraces the darkness and seeks his revenge. NO flames please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,715 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Turning Over A New Leaf by Krokedans reviews
Uzumaki Naruto gets banished from Konoha and, Tsunade, in order to protect him, sends Kakashi along with him. They both join the Village Hidden in the Frost. Now years later Konoha needs that villages help, will they get it? AU. On HOLD indefinitely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,216 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Inner Secrets by Daisuke Shadow Kitsune reviews
Naruto is keeping secrets from his Teammates and Friends, holding a secret life without their knowledge, but what happens when they are sent on a mission directly related to his second life? And why is Itachi hunting the Shadow Assailant? On HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,767 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Namikaze Legacy by kitsune-breeze reviews
Naruto returns after 3 yrs, no longer the idiot.He is intent on rebuilding his clan and determined to make a name for himself. Rated M for later violence and possible lemons.. Naruto x kyuubi will be two other females.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,071 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
What They Didn't See by The Mother Rose reviews
What if you were only four years old and alone? I mean really alone. How would you survive? How long would you survive? How human would you be?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,039 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Red Cloud by shadowxs160 reviews
An Akatsuki poem.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Shinigama's Shadow by Glenn I reviews
power feared by even demons, what will this power leaded naruto BIG Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 165 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Rage of the Ranmyaku by Sharingan-hater86 reviews
naruto finally lets the mask go, how much power has he been hiding and what happens when he finds out he has family still alive. Naruto x OC ja nee
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,531 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Red eyes within lies by fibla reviews
Naruto is the son of Namikaze Minato and Uchiha Hitomi , what destiny will depart after the sealing ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,634 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Kurotsuki Meets Akatsuki by DeiDei-kunsgirl reviews
Sakura Haruno, Leader of the most feared gang at school, Kurotsuki and knows most of the Akatsuki but doesn't know that she knows them except for her father who is Sasori. Rated for language and sexual intercourse! High School fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,974 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just One Smile by NoNameNeeded reviews
People say that a smile is worth a thousand words, but noone has ever seen Naruto’s true smile. Behind the mask, there is a scared individual who possesses a hidden strength. FemNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,493 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Suicidal Love by Zwalaaz reviews
Sakura loves Gaara but he vant figure that out so he goes for ino. Sakura turns goth and tries to kill herself cause she thinks he doesn't love her the story is really long, but a fast read Gaara/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Village of Death New and Improved by starie7 reviews
What if Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Kazama were kidnapped right before the Uchiha massacre? What if they went to a secret village only few knew about? What if they both fused with the bijuu and became hanyous? What if this was all true? Well, it is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Picking Up The Broken Pieces by xXxfallenxsakuraxXx reviews
The Konoha gang is in High School! Will they remain friends? Ino becomes Ms.Popular and Sakura becomes the Goth girl who everyone’s afraid of. But when these two are stuck together and have to save everyone else can they pull together to do it? retitled
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,337 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Naruto: Murderer in Cold Blood by Tridentwatch reviews
When three drunk Konoha jounin try to attack Naruto, they made a fatal mistake as they unleashed the Kyuubi… not completely, but enough for the nine tailed demon to have a bad effect on the child.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2007
Soragakure, The Hidden Village of Sky by HarbingerLady reviews
A new shinobi village is founded. Will its existance make difference to the shinobi world? Since there are many OC characters...there's a list inside and will be updated periodically. Chapter 22, And the exam commences
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,912 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Naruto U.
Naruto No Jutsu by JadeStoneTheYounger reviews
They were never supposed to find out. But Sasuke teme just had to tell them it wasn't a Jutsu. female Naruto Kyubii
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Unknown by Sakura-and-anyone-but-Sauske reviews
Sakura is left by her team once more. She can't wont face the villagers. She takes on a mission that will change her life forever... I dont own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,141 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Sakura H.
Mischief, Mayhem, Akatsuki by Lord-Hermione reviews
Akastsuki wants Sakura for a certain reason, and Konoha hands Sakura to Akatsuki. NaruSaku. Minor Spoilers Alert!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
The Best Friends Forever Club by Vampyress-Freak6 reviews
Deidara, Itachi and Hidan form the 'Best Friends Forever Club' as an excuse to cause mischeif in the lives of Akatsuki. Contains yaoi in the forms of: SasoDei, KakuHida, ItaKisa, ZetsTobi and then PeinBlue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
New and improved by Sakura-and-anyone-but-Sauske reviews
Weak, useless, a waste... These words cut the girl deeper than any blade could.... I dont own naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Sakura H.
To Be Strong by Sakura-and-anyone-but-Sauske reviews
Sakura is really sick of Sauke treating her bad.Hinata,Tenten and Ino always are there for Sakura,so they all leave together. 2 years later they come back,stronger,and more beautiful than ever.I dont own Naruto or any of the other people.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,681 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
My Mask by RuneNeko reviews
A series of oneshot poems that reflects the hidden pain of one knuckleheaded ninja, Uzumaki Naruto. [Mentions of cutting.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U.
Project Akatsuki by gkun reviews
This is the official Project Akatsuki fanfic series.The group goes coed, suffers through a doctor's exam with Tsunade and makes their own dates out of wood and clay. Oh, and did I mention that Konan is a perverted yaoi fangirl?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
The Cutting Edge by FirexDemon reviews
COMPLETE When Naruto starts handiling his emotions in a different way, would anyone find out. Would anyone care? Well thats a question yet to be answered. Will his friends be there before he goes too far?[WARNING: cutting] No pairings...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,411 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Road of One by Raijuu reviews
One can only take so much pain in life. What if Naruto experienced something he couldn't brush off. Naruto tries to end his own life.. will there be anyone to save him? What does kyuubi have to do with it? Main Pairing NarutoKyuubi female discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,856 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Of Akatsuki Campfires And Memories Long Past by Raikiri-no-Jutsu reviews
Pein has been nice enough to let the Akatsuki take a holiday! But what will we learn about their past lives when they are all seated around a campfire?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu
Trapped in the Mountains by One tailed Shukaku reviews
Summary inside, I'm too lazy to put it here. SASUXNARU! MPREG! If you don't read this then the Akatsuki, namingly Itachi, will kill you in you're sleep.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,207 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
There is a Silence by BigHair reviews
Team 7 is assigned to protect a girl who is a witness to her mother's murder. Only problem: she's mute. But Sakura is able to talk to her through sign language. A sisterly bond grows between the two as they discover that their pasts are the same. sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007
Naruto The Kitsune Hanyou by Dragon Man 180 reviews
AU Kyuubi never attacked Konoha and instead fell in love with the Fourth Hokage and married him. She soon gives birth to a hanyou son named Naruto. Watch Naruto on his journey to become the first hanyou Hokage. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuHakufemale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 293,537 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Mask by Envy4 reviews
Five looks at Naruto and his Mask
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
With You by owlickz reviews
When the ninja nations become unstable, Sakura becomes the leader of the Akatsuki, bring Temari and Hinata with her. Now, the Akatsuki must destory the nations before they are destoyed themselves. [Pairings inside. Warning: Yaoi and Yuri. Lemons.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2007
Naruto: Sleepover Chaos by TotallyObsessive reviews
Naruto decides to host a sleepover at the Uchiha mansion. Everyones invited including the sand siblings. Truth or dare starts the chaos but thats only the beginning. What will the Naruto gang get themsleves into in this random story. Maybe future Pairing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U.
Once Upon A Time by I heart Sesshomaru reviews
It was her. The one he had promised to marry so long ago. Sakura Haruno. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Missing Memories by EvilAngeal reviews
Naruto loses his memories a day before his return to Konoha. The ninja's try to reintroduce themselves to Naruto including a female Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U.
Demon King by Tridentwatch reviews
Abused by the villagers, Naruto turns to his inner demon for help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/20/2007
Things change by Anzu Maki reviews
Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Tenten feel weak and decide to leave the village to become stronger. Takes place after time skip. SasuSaku, InoShika, HinaNaru, and TenNeji. Rated T for later chapters. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,548 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007
Doubutsuka by YaoiRocks reviews
On a mission, the Konoha twelve inhale a strange blue gas. And when they wake up, they find that they’re half animal? How will they cope with this…and it doesn’t help that the Akatsuki are active… [Yaoi, lemons, Itanaru XD, Mpreg] Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,093 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Naruto: The Boy With Demons by Rasengan Naruto reviews
What if more than one demon was sealed that night? What if Naruto had more than one bloodline? Well you will find if you read! Rated for violence and graphic content Super Naruto! Major Sasuke and Sakura bashing![HIATUS]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U.
Ninja Magic by Emeralde reviews
Naruto Harry Potter crossover! when Harry Potter finds an old necklace his father left for him, Naruto gets summoned to his side, but why? shonenai, possible yaoi later on, SasuNaru HarryDracoHarry? other pairings...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,225 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Naruto: The Sharingan Fox! by Aori Kenji reviews
This story starts off with Kakashi dying and giving Naruto his sharingan. How will Sasuke feel about Naruto having a sharingan to rival his own. Sasuke will also be taught by a mysterious sensei. Is Kakashi alive somehow? Find out! There will be NO OCs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
MASKS by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Naruto isn't as dumb as he wants people to belive, He has been trained by our favorite fox and has some interesting secrets! READ to find out NO FLAMES PLEASE forgive spelling error! XP YaoiXNarutoXharem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,551 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Forgotten Bloodline by FutureHokage reviews
Sharingan is powerful, Byuuakagan is all knowing, but what happens when Naruto unlocks a bloodline that was thought to be lost and was forgotten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 104 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U.
One's true heart by YaoiRocks reviews
Naruto catches a virus that ends up killing him, but there's a twist. Kyuubi saves him and he wakes up... a woman? How will he deal with this? voting end: main Sasunaru, shikatem, shinkiba, kureanko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,267 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kitsune Holidays by Dragon Man 180 reviews
A series of One Shots, maybe related if I feel like it, about the major holidays. Not based on my other Naruto story Kitsune Hanyou, but in the same style. Wrn: Nice!Female Kyuubi, NaruHina. Now rated M for sex scenes in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,326 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Midnight Facade by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
What if the Third had ordered Naruto to cultivate his mask? What if Naruto was truly not the idiot he played himself out to be? Dark Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
My Revenge by Rasengan Naruto reviews
This time I'll prove to them that I am superior to them this time I will prove to them that the Hidden Village of The Darkness will rise again......
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Special sensei by fluffy-soma reviews
what does this sensei have to do with naruto what if narutos not as dum as he seems. what if a littlewar breaks on in conaha between the main girl charactors
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Hell Is The Other by R. Liam reviews
Tsunade was holding their hands, “After all, you’d be spending every second with each other for sixty five days.” She tied a red string around Naruto’s wrist and tied its other end around Sasuke's. SasuNaru. [in progress...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,898 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 4/12/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Smile by mikaelaa reviews
SASUSAKU from song Smile. Sasuke and Sakura are going out and Sakura finds Sasuke cheating on her. Ino, Hinata, Temari, and TenTen all help her get revenge. But will Sakura have any regrets? Does she still love him? suck at summary. Please read and review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
She's A Rebel From Suna! by xXKatie109Xx reviews
What do you think would happen if Sakura was from Suna! And she comes with the siblings to the Chunnin exams? Emotions run high and boys fight for the girls and Gaara is jelous? Final Chapter is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,761 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
You are my sunshine by jwg676 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto goes missing, chapter one
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,558 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Naruto Randomness by animewolfreak reviews
Includes interviews, goofs, randomness and much more!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007
Naruto's Retarded Sleepover by Kurayami-kun reviews
Update: 1/2/2011: Oh how poorly written this was, but it has many laughs to people for some reason. The title fits the story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Collision Course by MaxFic reviews
Harry is raised in Konoha with his Cousin Naruto, how different will things be when Harry and Naruto end up in Hogwarts together. HarryGinny NarutoHinata: On Hiatus
Crossover - Naruto & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,995 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto's Capture by Siblings of Destruction reviews
...Naruto becomes the greatest asset for Atasuki?...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,330 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U.
Hate or Love by Mystic Blue Fox reviews
Sakura and Kyana are sisters. Sasuke and Gaara are brothers. Sakura and Kyana are goth, Sasuke and Gaara are popular. They hate eachother but what happens when the girls discover their hidden blood line and become Kohana's most feared enemies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006
They saw to late by Blue Sue reviews
Naruto isn't what everyone always though he hid behind a mask Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Goes Goth no I'm just kidding by RubberDuckiesWhoLikePieAndCake reviews
The story has nothing to do with the Title.This is actually an IM story, where everyone goes on a Chat Room.You probably don't want to read if you like Sasuke.i was bored when i made this. may be pairing later.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Naruto's Chaotic Sleepover! by Afrohawk reviews
Tsunade has created a new justu to reverse the personality of any character she wants. What will happen when she has a sleepover with all the Genins invited? Chaos that's what! NaruxHina, Nejixten, and others... Recently completed for real!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,418 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
Toys R Us Time! by Plain Berry reviews
Team 7 decides to go to Toys R Us! What will happen? Why is Jiraiya here? Why is the Akatsuki here? Warning: If randomness and stupidness was a genre, it’ll be under here. Please review but no flames! Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold by MagenKyotenChiten reviews
21 year Haruno Sakura is happily married to Uchiha Sasuke. But everything falls apart, when one night she learns the painful truth, he was cheating on her. Seeking revenge, she turns to the man, who broke and ruined him: Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sakura H.
Naruto Sleepover! XD by falsepretenses reviews
This is a story series in which the main character, Meiseki, hosts a sleepover with the Naruto characters! Woot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006
Godly Demon, Demonic God by TitaniumWyvern reviews
Two months after the Kyuubi's attack, baby Naruto was kidnapped and returned 6 years later. What happened in these times? Read and Review, please... pairing inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006
Living Behind a Mask by Synica reviews
What if the mask Naruto wore to hide the pain of his childhood hid much more than that? NarutoxFemale Kyubi. WARNING! Angst is an understatment. Don't like OOC, then don't read. Minor Sakura bashing. Story Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,524 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Demonic Village by Siblings of Destruction reviews
Little Naruto gets taken to a demon village
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Naruto U.
The Most Retarted Story Yet! by RubberDuckiesWhoLikePieAndCake reviews
This is sooooooooooooooo stupid. Kinda funny too. Please read this. DONT ASK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uzamaki Kage Naruto! by Kage Ryudo reviews
When the Kyuubi was sealed into him, the fourth hakage's brother came and adopted Naruto as his own son in the Hidden Village in the Shadow. 13 years later Naruto come's back to Konoha... Vote for pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006
Demons glory by LD 1449 reviews
something happens in konoha breaking naruto in the most horible way will he beable to forgive konoha or will he destroy it. NARUSAKU,GAAHINA,SASUOC,ITAOC,TSUJIR,KAKAKURE,ANKOIRU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Fox of the Fire Country by kittypurr714 reviews
Naruto takes off his mask, and begins his legend as the Fire Fox, hero of Konoha. Smart Naruto! No pairing. Rated T for now. May change. Chapter 5 up! Foxtail 4: Kages and Confrontations Gaara comes to town, and why is Sasuke looking for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Naruto U.
I Won't Be Ignored by NarutoNineTails reviews
Naruto is a genius. He has skills that could surpass the Hokage. But he simply chooses not to show it. Naruto is in a band just to have people cheer for him. Summary sucks, just read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Naruto U.
Heading Home by Daisuke Shadow Kitsune reviews
During an encounter with the Akatsuki, both Neji and Naruto are thrown into a new world. Together they journey through this new land to acquire the keys to the Temple of the Gods so that they may return home.NarutoNejiSasukeShikamaru ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,483 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 464 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Foxlike by Insomaniac reviews
AU Instead of the Kyuubi being sealed into Naruto, Naruto is the Kyuubi, sealed into the form of a human being.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005
narutos new family by foust123456 reviews
naruto fuses with kyuubi and is shunned by his freinds only to be adopted by a new clane in kanoha naruino rated m for later content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005
How to Torture Teammates by Yamikage Yuuki reviews
Ino, Sakura, Tenten, Hinata and Temari get bored at Ino's sleepover, so they decided to play a little game...where you kiddnap some people and...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Complete
Liar, Liar by xxSilverWingsxx reviews
Kyubi ponders about Naruto's mask one day...No romance...I used my own poem...so I hope you guys review on it...I don't know how it is. :
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2005
Hoshigaru by xxSilverWingsxx reviews
Leaving the leaf village with a promise that he'll return and become Hokage, Naruto leaves with Jiraiya after they had secured Tsunade-hime as the new hokage and finally came back 3 years later to fulfill that promise to Tsunade-hime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004
Sherbet Lemons by Serpent Blade reviews
Harry, Dumbledore, Snape and Draco go on a sugar high by having sherbet lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Demon Children by TheWickedess reviews
Did you really think that Naruto and Garra were the only ones with demon's imprisioned within them? Of course not! What happens when under the control of their demon's Garra and Naruto meet up with each other and 6 other demon children? Will they stay? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2005
Dancing Fire by DE-LISH-CIOUS reviews
Sakura's thirst for power was far too strong, tired of being weak, she strives for a different her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005
Naruto Returns by Kurayami2005 reviews
This takes place when Naruto and Jiriaya prepares to leave but someone mysterious appears and had taken Naruto away to train him. Now seven years has passed. Naruto now returns as different Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005
Little Thing by Freakish Lemon reviews
Naruto deals with cutting. Short, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Unforgettable Dreams by xxSilverWingsxx reviews
Under his orange jumpsuit and his black shirt, Naruto hides more than a kyuubi seal. Taken place after the chuunin exam. A new weapon and a new curse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/21/2004
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Sining makes secrets come out! reviews
What would happen if some random girls let out Danny's secret by singing the opening theme song?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Total Drama Superjail! reviews
THe warden wants to host the fourth season of Total Drama! so he kidnaps the cast, along with chris a chef and forces them to compete! also he has a surpise co-host/brother! rated M for violance in later chapters and language
Crossover - Total Drama series & Superjail! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Cody
The Retrun reviews
sakura left after some unfriendly things and joined akatsuki. now shes back... and with a child andhusband too? and what is this about her being an uchiha! and shes not saskue's wife.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Demon's Blossom reviews
Summery: Every one thinks that Sakura Haruno is an annoying fan girl, a weak ninja with a happy-go-lucky attitude, and has the perfect parents. But what if she's not what she seems? What if it's all an act? And what happens when her past calls her back…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Sakura H.
Itachi's Joke reviews
saskue finds out that everyone he thought itachi killed are alive and the death's were all part of a joke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2009
naruto's life reviews
naruto writes a poem on how he feel in his life
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete