Tobi the Hubcap Thief
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Joined 02-03-09, id: 1826982, Profile Updated: 09-07-11
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto.

If you're visiting my profile, then I'd first like to say hello, and thank you for visiting. You may already know me from DeviantArt by the usernames tobi-the-grim-meeper or Jeraru. I mostly update the first account, but the Jeraru account was created specifically for fanfiction, so if there is anything here that you can't find on tobi-the-grim-meeper, it was probably transferred over to that account. If you don't know me at all, then my second order of business is to introduce myself.

While I won't give you my real name, my nickname is usually Tobi, or TGM. Other names include France/Francis, Franny, and Keet. Any of those will suffice if you're contacting me. I don't mind new nicknames, I'm used to them by now.

One major detail you should be aware of is that I don't upload frequently. I procrastinate, I get sidetracked, I lose inspiration, etc. I'm also in my senior year of high school, so that is also a factor to keep in mind. I'm open to (constructive) criticism, also. If you are reviewing a story of mine, I'd very much like your honest opinion, and tips for improvement if you have any to offer.

My fiction is yaoi/boys' love. If my work offends you, you shouldn't be here. Not that you aren't welcome, as I also write hetero pairings from time to time, but if you harass me on account of my subject matter, we will have a problem.

Also, I hiatus often. I may not be around FF.net for weeks or even months at a time. I apologize in advance.

Questions/Answers:

Which fandoms do you write for?

Naruto (Shippuuden): This is the fandom I write the most of. You'll find mostly Akatsuki pairings here, and an occasional Suigetsu x Karin ficlet here and there.

Hetalia: I have many ideas for these, but I've never managed to complete and post on of these. Maybe some day.

Harry Potter: Slowly getting into this genre. I've always loved the novels, but it's difficult for me to slash together the characters I like best. I'm working on that.

Which pairings do you work with/like?

DeiTobi: My absolute favorite OTP.

Any Akatsuki pairing: No really, any will do.

Suigetsu x Karin: I really love the dynamic between these two.

Harry/Draco, James/Sirius; Snape, Snape, Snape.

Against my will, I've become infatuated with Kpop pairings. But, I've never read fanfiction for that genre before.

When can we expect more of (insert series title here)?

Whenever my writer's block subsides. I'm notorious for starting a new story without finishing another, or even forgetting another series exists. I know, it's a bad habit. I'm doing my best to regain inspiration and stay on top of my submissions, however. It just might take a while.

You created a whole different story, but you've still not finished (insert the increasingly long list of stories here).

I usually write spur-of-the-moment fics that are too long to be finished in just one chapter. Then I tend to lose inspiration, and then I just forget. Sometimes I finish them, sometimes I don't. But I do try. My biggest pet peeve is authors who give in to the pressure for a new chapter to be written, and then forsake quality in the process of trying to please everyone around them. There is no excuse for poor quality. I work on my own schedule, knowing that if I push myself, I'll lose interest completely. I will update as often as inspiration hits. I apologize in advance, since that means a lot of waiting for anyone interested in the stories.

In other words, you procrastinate often, and lose inspiration the other half of the time?

Why, yes. But then don't we all?

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Twisting, Turning, Tilting by Ultra-Geek reviews
It's not the first lie that Merlin has told you. You pray that it won't be the last.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Try, Try Again by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Arthur tries, several times, to name Merlin as Court Sorcerer, and things just keep going wrong. Expanded 'Fractions' 95 by llLethell.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Frogs and Fools by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Gaius goes away for a week and Merlin doesn't handle his independence very well.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Mistletoe for Merlin and Gwaine by renrenren3 reviews
Gwaine is drunk, and there is mistletoe. Things just happen.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
To Serve and Protect by Ultra-Geek reviews
After something terrible happens, Arthur, Gwen, Gwaine, and Lancelot take their turns in protecting their protector, watching over their watcher. Merlin's the one in trouble, now, and it's up to them to save him.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,099 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
S Class Babies by Darkmoonphase reviews
Tainted fruit turns Deidara, Kakuzu, Tobi, and Itachi into babies. Learning about their pasts is great and all but is probably too much trouble than it's worth - especially with all the side romance and having to keep the base from being destroyed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,277 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Akatsuki
I Just Don't Understand by flaafo reviews
Some multi-chapter TobiDei/DeiTobi story loosely following the actual Naruto plot. Ohmigawd, shocking. Also title change isn't that lovely? Oh BTW I finally got the chapter up that required this story to be mature. Enjoy, pervs. ;D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Just another year by megyal reviews
Iruka hates celebrating his birthday, and for good reason. Kakashi finds out why. CONTAINS: Themes of sexual abuse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Martyr by SenpenBanka29 reviews
Madara doesn't quite understand Itachi or his motives. All he knows is that the boy is an incurable martyr. MadaIta. Oneshot. EDIT 11/26/12: AU fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Olive by Thorn In Your Side reviews
How bad can a first date get? Cross/Road.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Road C., Cross Marian - Complete
You're Mine by xotakux2002x reviews
deidara has a good reason for hating iwagakure. sasodei fluff, dark, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
One door closes, Another opens - DeiTobi by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Deidara is broken up over Sasori's death and Tobi is his new partner, and maybe a new love? Smut one shot! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Like The Morning Sun, Your Eyes Will Follow Me by Cannibal Glow reviews
Jacob/Edward. ' Edward gasps. “Jacob Black! I can not bend that way! Wishful thinking, dog.” “Are we gonna go to your house or what, parasite?" '
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,891 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Maid Outfits and Blackmail by hell-raiser13 reviews
Yaoi boyxboy PeinxHidan PeinHida For my friend Kirara555 Pein is making Hidan do embarrassing things and it all leads up to one big thing. D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Malicious Melodies by enakoritsi reviews
/Sasori x Deidara/ They deserted him since the beginning, teaching him that trust was a joke and to believe in anyone was a weakness. Then Sasori met Deidara, and he only proved that it was true. /AU/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
How to wake a sleeping Ninja by Tears of Eternal Darkness reviews
One-shot. Deidara just wants to sleep so why can't Tobi get that through his thick skull? No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Let it snow by RogueWarrior869 reviews
There's a snow storm approaching so Tobi and hurt Dei have to take refuge in a fairly empty cabin, save for one bed and blanket. Possible out of character-ness. Minor lime, Seme Tobi, Dei uke. Done for a LiveJournal challenge. One-shot and complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
I know you love me too MadaIta Oneshot by Demon Dairy reviews
I MadaIta yaoi smut oneshot enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi Learns To Dance by ShiningSugar14 reviews
Itachi thinks he's under attack from fangirls and runs into Deidara's room. More ItaDei!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
I'll Do It by LykeOmgz reviews
Tobi is given a dangerous mission that could take his life, and Deidara decides that he will do it in his place. Arguments and fluff ensue. Tobidei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Coffee by WildWolfMoon reviews
Tobi, do you know what happened the last time we gave Hidan coffee?” Kakuzu asked slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Cold by Kutsushita-Socks reviews
Itachi hates the way Madara talks to him. MadaIta, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Ineffable by Thorn In Your Side reviews
But god damn it, you said I could have a pony! Lavi/Kanda, fluff/crack.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Don't Call me Nagato by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
While looking through the Akatsuki's various bills, Konan makes the mistake of accidentally calling Pein "Nagato". Hilarity ensues. Slight PeinxKonan fluff. PLEASE REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
DeiTobi Goodbye by ShadyMidna reviews
DeiTobi with a hint of ItaDei "No! Don't leave..." Deidara grabbed Tobi by the arm. "I'm sorry, but we're better off this way." With that Tobi grabbed the bundle that all his belongings were in and exited the headquarters leaving Deidara in confused a
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Defeat the Elite by Dra-Cat reviews
Itachi Uchiha, the reigning champion of Mario Kart Wii, is bored. Extremely bored. So what better to do that to challenge 9 other S-class criminals to a....."friendly" game of Mario Kart? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Maid In Distress by Tropicalna reviews
When Konan applied to be a maid for the CEO of Akatsuki, all she expected was food and a clean bed, not an affair with the company leader himself! PeinxKonan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Konan
company by Vegeterian-soup reviews
-Kakuhidan- first fanfic ever lol. enjoy. rated for hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Cat Eyes by Hysteric Blue Ashes reviews
A little story about how Pein met Madara and how their relationship developed in time. Oneshot. PeinXMadara Rated M for... duh!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Pain/Pein - Complete
Squeeze Me, Tease Me, Please Don't Please Me by InukoYoukai55 reviews
A drama about the post death of Sasori. Sasori is now the number one candidate for Orochimaru's husband, Deidara's rape toy, and Tobi's best and most trusted friend. And it doesn't help being human. REAL summary inside. Warnings - Uke Sasori Yaoi TobiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,831 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sasori, Obito U./Tobi
Do Not Disturb! by Blured0Influence reviews
KakashixIruka. Iruka is late to his own classes and seems to have forgotten his lunch with him being in a rush to get on time. Kakashi decides to bring him a bento along with something else on the side AND IT'S NOT A SODA, EITHER .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Cooking Disaster by naturally morbid reviews
One-shot. Pein x Itachi. Just a comical piece about Itachi trying to cook dinner for Pein.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Bleed for me by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Madara loves blood, especially Itachi's. Madaita
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
I don't know what to do by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Itachi has to decide whether or not he'll kill the clan so he goes off to think but runs into Madara who tries to make him feel better. Madaita fluff :3
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Who do you love more? by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Itachi loves Madara and Kisame equally but when Kisame decides to get out of the love triangle by breaking up with him, he really does have to choose who he loves more. Kisaita and Madaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Just Say It by Not Really Yours reviews
Itachi was still embarrassed to treat Kisame as someone he cared about in public. KisaIta AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Rain by Livia-Sobriquet reviews
A Pein/Konan one-shot that was written in the rain...ha ha .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Love by Mazuku reviews
Kisame wonders about his relationship with Itachi. Oneshot, KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
fluffy by cherrySUNSETx reviews
because anything is worth money · slight kakuhida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
My Wonderful Life by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Sasori has raised Deidara since the day he was born. Now Deidara's a junior in high school and they're lovers. But will a few unfinished things from the past and new problems in the present ruin their love? SasoDei, OCsxOCs, yaoi, lemons. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,559 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Madara Has More than One Secret by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
Dedication one-shot for xoBreathe. Sasuke thinks Itachi is dead; Madara sees to make sure he doesn't slip away. ItaMada; spoilers for 392 or something around there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Technopop by himitsu-and-azu reviews
Deidara, all powerful bomber, member of the Akatsuki, and slightly crazed artist, was sick of being dominated. DeiTobi YAOI LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
30 Ways Tsunade Annoys Jiraiya by ChocoLover1331 reviews
A list of ways Tsunade Annoys Jiraiya! jirtsu, jiratsuna, jiratsu!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Sweeter Than Chocolate by WhimsicalShmoo reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Tobi wants to do something special for his senpai. TobiDei slight KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Pein and Konan: Valentine's Day Special by Secret Sheik reviews
Each member has their own way of celebrating. PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
When Ferrets Attack by Captain LeBubbles reviews
Kabuto has become rather desensitized to nudity over the years, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t appreciate what he sees. KabuTayu, rated for nudity. Title has nothing to do with the story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Tayuya, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Pein and Konan: Failure by Secret Sheik reviews
The title says it all. PeinKonan Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Roses by Songstone reviews
He remembered that I was allergic to daisies... KisaIta drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Gravesite Night by Novelist Pup reviews
For Determined.: It was a dark and foggy night, with two of the Akatsuki bored. They stood on top of the gravesite, asking 'Where the hell is Zabuza's sword' :ZetsuTobi:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Spilt decision by Plushielover177 reviews
Zetsu begins to wonder just why he keeps Tobi around. Zetsu/Tobi friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Papercuts by Reivity reviews
-drabble- 'Maybe you should kill me.' -HidanKonan-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Hidan, Konan - Complete
Trick or Treat by sharingank reviews
Tobi had been in a strange mood all day. DeiTobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Comfort by Mazuku reviews
Oneshot. Kisame wakes to find Itachi in his arms.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Konan on Memories, Thoughts, and Pein Being a Jerk by sarsaparillia reviews
God damn it Pein! Stop poking me in the side! — Konan/Pein.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Primrose Path by Sayaka-sama reviews
Suigetsu is not at all a hard person to please. SuiKa. Take note of the rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Loki by sharingank reviews
Everybody has secrets. DeiTobi. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Fever by AngolMoaChan reviews
Deidara REALLY hated the cold. [DeiTobi fluff fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Just One Hug by Itty Bitty MomoChu reviews
Tobi Teaches Deidara the true meaning of a Hug. TobiDei Fluffyness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Cool Off by AngolMoaChan reviews
In which Tobi discovers complaining isn't the answer to everything. [mild DeiTobi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Nightmare by AngolMoaChan reviews
In which a swirly boy needs a little comfort. [DeiTobi oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Nougat by katiekitten reviews
Of late nights and stolen treats. Deitobi Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Dreams by Candy House reviews
Sasori can't sleep. Maybe it has something to do with Deidara being in the same room?Sasori x Deidara. Fluff and Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Garden Work by ShimmeringJade reviews
While helping Zetsu with his garden, Tobi gets him and everybody else a present. [slight ZetsuTobi, DeiTobi fluffy and rated for Hidan's pottymouth.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Space and the Stars by Tokay reviews
Zetsu misses Tobi. ZetsuTobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Impressing Deidara Senpai by Pandasmoosh reviews
Tobi just wanted to impress Deidara. DeiTobi [oneshot, fluff]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Of Oranges and Lemons by katiekitten reviews
Trust is a marvellous thing. A Deitobi Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Rain by Iia reviews
Who? What? When? Where? Why? How? ...Hey, maybe it's the rain. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
The Pleasure of Hating You: The Hate Game by Iia reviews
It was preposterous, they imagined, to think that two people who couldn’t stand each other in the least would even consider doing the things that they did. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Genteel by firefly reviews
Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Juugo, Karin - Complete
Midnight cookie raid by TolkienkookAD reviews
Aaaah...I had fun with this one. Light Deitobi. Crack fic. Some swearing
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Deidara, Torune - Complete
Rubix Cube by TolkienkookAD reviews
A DeiTobi friendship fic, no warnings, just fun!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Deidara, Torune - Complete
Fishing by sharingank reviews
Deidara just needs to learn to relax. DeiTobi friendship piece. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Seasons by Seraphix reviews
Deidara hated Winter. [DeiTobi, slash]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Deidara - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Vexation by supervivi reviews
Itachi has a slight problem.. Kisame to the rescue! [Kisaita].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
That Which Innocence Cannot Mask by Gigabomb reviews
Zetsu x Tobi, implied Obito x Rin, implied Kakashi x Obito. Takes place before, during, and after the timejump. Sometimes amnesia isn't enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Not Without You by Ai-Fennec reviews
Hate turns to Like, like turns to love. [KabuSasu] [SasuKabu] Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,174 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
I think I better leave right now by purrfectly679 reviews
[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,369 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
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Gangrene reviews
When left uncared for, a heart withers and dies;Gangrene of the heart is the hardest to bear. When Sasori abandons his charge, who will be there to pick up the pieces? ItaDei, DeiIta, Deidara x Itachi. WARNING: yaoi, rape scene/slash, domestic violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Love Story reviews
Zetsu's outlook on the world is different from when he was young. With the help of a stranger, it changes again. Zetsu x Tobi, themes of gore and sex. Yaoi. To be continued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi
The Tale of Two Ravens reviews
Itachi reminisces an old fable from his childhood. Isn't it odd how there is always that one story that stays with you? A story so similar to your own life, it almost seems intentional. MadaIta, Madara x Itachi, Uchihacest, Smut; Rated for sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Not My Type ::SuiKarin reviews
Suigetsu learns that Karin isn't as fond of Sasuke as she once was. As it turns out, Sasuke just isn't her type. Implied Sexual themes/conduct.SuiKarin, SuiKa, Suigetsu x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Bruises and Bitemarks reviews
Simply a story of romance involving Akatsuki pairings, all in relation to each other. AU setting, M for sexual content. Sasori x Deidara, Zetsu x Tobi, Kakuzu x Hidan, and Itachi x Kisame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Akatsuki
Sex Warms You Up ::DeiTobi smut:: reviews
It's chilly at Akatsuki headquarters. Deidara is friskier when it's cold. DeiTobi, TobiDei, Deidara x Tobi, TobixDeidara/DeidaraxTobi smut. Rated M for sexual content, which is most certainly present. One-Shot. Enjoy !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Daydream :Pointless,Plotless KisaIta Drabble: reviews
In which Itachi fantasizes and Kisame catches him in the act. Unfitting beginning, plotless, drabble. KisaIta/ ItaKisa/ Kisame x Itachi/ ItachixKisame ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Enchanted reviews
When Orochimaru is plotting to take control of the world by force,he and the Akatsuki both acquire supernatural,mythical powers.What is to happen,however,when another long-lost organization makes itself known by poking their noses into the affair?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Akatsuki, Orochimaru
Mischief Managed reviews
Itachi had never really wanted anything in life...until he met Kisame.What will Itachi do in order to get what he wants? ::ItaKisa/KisaIta/KisamexItachi::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Heaven Sent :Itachi Oneshot: reviews
A look into Itachi's past;Mild hintings of KisaIta,ItaKisa,Kisame x Itachi,etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
At A Glance :SasoDei: reviews
Sasori ponders his feelings for Deidara while trying tp decide whether he deserves him or not. : SasoDei, DeiSaso, Sasori x Deidara Oneshot:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Dango! :ZetsuTobi: reviews
Zetsu wakes up from an afternoon nap to find that Tobi is making dango,and decides to assist him. ZetsObi fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Soul Keeper:DeiTobi
Deidara's father is abusive,and Tobi decides to help him escape. But can they ever be free of his father's cruelty?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,969 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Broken Pieces :Resurrected Again: DeiTobi reviews
Zetsu has died,and Tobi is depressed,changing in ways Deidara does not understand or like.So,Dei decides to take the matter into his own hands and cheer him up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Snowdrifts :DeiTobi: reviews
Snow drifts down as Tobi watches it fall,but he's not the only one out tonight! DeiTobi Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete