Sara Noir
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Joined 02-03-09, id: 1827009, Profile Updated: 01-26-13
Author has written 3 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Mighty Boosh.

My apologies for this profile. I wrote these when I was very young. I know that's no excuse for how bad they are- but anyhow.

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Sweet by MariLyn's Mello reviews
This is basically a crossover between the Boosh boys and the short film Sweet. Rated M for slash and language. Please tell me what you think about it, really unsure and might be scrapped. Thanks!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 11/26/2008
Forget Me Not by Captain101 reviews
A Taxi driver and an up and coming musician meet and their shared forgotten past begins to unravel. How Howard became James and Vince became Nate is a story that may take more out of the pair than they're willing to give - let me know about the rating.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,891 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 10/28/2008
Glitter by Mowgli In Flares reviews
Does glitter ever loose its sparkle? Will Vince loose his sparkle when Howard falls in love with someone else? Vince realizes there is more to their friendship when he finds himself jealous of Howard's new love. Rating currently T and might change.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,328 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009
The Beautiful people by MariLyn's Mello reviews
Howard is finally admitting his feelings for her... but does he know what she is? Crap Summary and title please read might get scrapped! rating gone up to M
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009
Inside the Plastic Dream by Aphrodite Moonflower reviews
One girl's life and times with the hottest Electro band around, Kraftwerk Orange, and her various erotic entanglements with its members. Contains het and femmeslash. Eventual implied Howince. First Boosh fic and I suck at summaries but thrive on feedback.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
To Her Dark Mistress by Beechwood0708 reviews
A series of 300-word Anthrax/Ebola drabbles, telling a longer story. Based on the Angst table from the LJ comm drabble123. Title may change, because I thought of it on a whim. Rating may also increase.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009
Howard's Best Friend? by xelectrogirlx reviews
Vince and Howard have moved out of the Nabootique to a flat of their own. Everything is going well until Howard's best mate arrives to stay with them from Leeds... contains angst...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,014 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Sick For The Cure by SisiDraig - 2 reviews
Vicar’s son, Vince Noir, is worried that his feelings for his best friend Howard Moon have become more than just friendship. How will he cope in a world where being gay isn’t an option?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,909 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009
Grace Land by SisiDraig reviews
Vince and Howard get accidently married in Vegas - One Shot!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Have you ever felt like this? by Captain101 reviews
Howard and Vince are together. This is a collection of fics that revolve around them and their 'firsts'. Naturally nothing goes to plan. But it's all adorably cute. Or that's the plan.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
Heartstrings by shadowtheo reviews
Howard is getting a new heart! But he doesn’t realise the baggage it comes with. What means life to him means death to Vince. Can he help fix his broken Wandering Heart? Can Vince save Howard and let go of his fear? Sad, dark, happy, Naboo and Bollo too!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
Access All Areas by just jen reviews
Written for my darling Emily, who asked for a story about "Eleanor seducing anyone you think would have a funny reaction to it."
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009
Half Full of Hollow by Froody reviews
Fed up with his increasing alienation from Howard, Vince decides to step back into his well genius Zooniverse boots, Fountain-of-Youth style.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,113 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Institution by JantoFan reviews
When the walls between reality and fantasy blur, how much can we really trust what we see around us?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,473 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
First Date by ElectroPrincess reviews
A little follow on from Be My Valentine? Howard wants to take Vince on a date. Fluff-fest.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
Second Best by SisiDraig reviews
Vince is used to being number one but when his older brother arives will he be pushed into the background? - Why do I bother with a summary? They're always rubbish! Eventual possible unrequited Howince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Cheeky Park Resuscitation by Froody reviews
Clamber aboard for a good rambling dose of fluff in a park on a sunny day. Howince
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
One In A Million by SisiDraig reviews
Sequel to Estranged. What's going to happen when Howard is released from prison? - AU, Language.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,040 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Rapunzel by LDNatalie reviews
Boosh AU, rated T. Fairy tale with a twist.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,589 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Kick drum on the basement floor by swisstony reviews
Uncle Vince and Howard babysit Kitten: D
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
A Scarf, a Park and Swings by Tia Paes reviews
I just think you’re really freaky, in a good way though, like me.” Howard/Vince implied. A childhood story, their first real meeting.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
The Longest Night by just jen reviews
Anthrax/Ebola. Solstice-themed femslash.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Howard's Birthday 20 by naboolia reviews
A year after "Party", Vince and Howard celebrate in a much more intimate way! WARNING: V. EXPLICIT!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Logical Conclusions by Froody reviews
Does your brain know something you don't know? Jump in for a nail-tapping, pencil-snapping, lap-climbing story in which Vince tries to understand his own mind and Howard gets used as a make-shift motorway.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009
The Scribblings of an Idiot Fool by Captain101 reviews
A year ago Vince Noir died and his best friend didnt know. A year on Howard is struggling to cope. All he has are 48 letters Vince wrote him, 48 letters he sent back unopened. Now Howard must find the strength to live again. IM SORRY, BUT IM BACK NOW!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Secret by JantoFan reviews
Howard's secret is out. Now what? Now a story!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,382 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Away From The Sun by RemindsmeofaWestSideStory reviews
SPAWN. Dawn, with the help of some friends, figures out what she's missing. Lemon.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete
Sock it to me by irishhair reviews
It's not like he was perving or anything, he just happened to be stood there when Howard started all that nonsense...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Eternity by HFPZ reviews
This story is of a dream i had, it's my first fanfic. When one losers their loved one, it doesn't mean it'll be the last they'll see of them.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Who Said It Would Last Forever? by SisiDraig reviews
Howard loves Vince, but he's sick of the younger man's bullying and eventually snaps and leaves. But when Vince finds out Howard's getting married will he be able to let his friend go? Or will he realise he loves Howard too?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Mistletoe Magic by irishhair reviews
Howard isn't getting into the Christmas spirit, so Naboo casts a spell on him to help him be more festive. Howince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Banjo by AYNIL reviews
Julian is getting rid of his old sofa but takes time to reminisce about the times he spent with Noel on it. Sexiness within.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Halloween Party by LDNatalie reviews
Set in Series 3, Naboo is having a Halloween party. But who will they dress up as, and will it be a trick or a treat? Chaptered, rated T.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
The Mangina Monologues by irishhair reviews
Old Gregg talks about his downstairs mixup. Rated M for a reason!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
A Lesson in Kissing by brokenmoonlight reviews
Late birthday present for Bryony. Howard has a problem. Vince wants to help. Fluff, and scenes of a sexual nature.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Unanswered Letters by Captain101 reviews
48 weeks, 48 letters. Each one sent back. But then one day he recieves a letter that drags him back into the world he left behind. A letter that tells him why the letters suddenly stopped. A letter that changes everything. NOW COMPLETE
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,244 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Roel Conversation by SisiDraig reviews
Just a stupid one shot I did because I’m ill and have had to lie on the sofa all day. Basically, a poor girls attempt at a possible conversation Russell Brand and Noel Fielding may have before performing as ‘The Goth Detectives’. Madness personified! xx
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Bliss Of Another Kind by violence4 reviews
Bliss. A very weird kind of bliss. Not the usual kind from having your hair look good or playing electro music. Another kind." Love isn't always bliss, but Vince just can't seem to leave it alone.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,430 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Bullied by northernbullet reviews
Vince falls prey to a petty thug, and turns to Howard for support. T for language
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Howard's Odyssey by northernbullet reviews
Vince disappears, and now it's up to Howard to set off on a dangerous journey to help his friend...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,945 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
AMightyCrowdedDarkplacedotcock by SparkieSchteff reviews
Centered around the Boosh, a bumper crossover including three other of my favourite shows. Disclaimer inside. Vince and Howard get a trainee, help capture an escaped goth and even visit a Darkplace. Rated M for Nathan Barley cursing just in case
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,677 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
God Bless You, Please, Mr Moon by Beechwood0708 reviews
AU, based on the film The Graduate. But with more smexy, and plenty of kink. Vince is a slightly disillusioned model come home from his first big show, when he is seduced by a friend of his parents, the alluring Mr Howard Moon...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008
Passion by brokenmoonlight reviews
Very M-rated smut. That's all I can say really. You have been warned!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Rescue by northernbullet reviews
Howard and Vince spend the night in after a long day at the Zooniverse. A few bottles of red wine later, and Vince is worried he'll confess everything... Howince fluffy oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
When You Wish Upon a Dandelion by brokenmoonlight reviews
It's a stifling hot day at the Zooniverse, and something happens involving alcohol, a dandelion and a bit of tickling. You know it's just slashy, fluffy goodness.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Ultraviolet by violence4 reviews
A girl and her friend. Just another story of unrequited Booshy love, with a slightly more obscure pairing but nothing too weird! Discussion of femmeslash. Bad language, sexual themes, rated to be safe.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
The Jazz Maverick, the Mod & the Wardrobe by violence4 reviews
The flat is falling apart, people are vanishing, and Naboo's spells don't work. Could this have anything to do with the strange portal in Vince's wardrobe? A portal that leads to a very genius bedroom and two men with suspiciously familiar voices...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,790 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
A Lesson In Music by LunaAriana reviews
Howard and Vince are arguing again, jazz or electric? Vince has finally had enough of their bickering, and decides to shut Howard up in an oh so delicious way. SLASH The best way to tell a story R&R please!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
A Little Night Pleasure by brokenmoonlight reviews
Vince has been having saucy dreams about Howard. Can he make them a reality? Very strong slash, so be warned!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
The Unicorn of First Gay Love by Culumacilinte reviews
The Zooniverse is doing terribly, as per usual, and Bob Fossil informs the boys that in order to get the zoo good publicity, they either have to track down some really fantastic creatures, or- if they can’t- pose as the zoo’s resident adorable gay couple.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
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Holding Hands reviews
Simple drabble... 388 words, my first Boosh fic that seems to have worked out. Please review! :D
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Complete
One Night Out reviews
Dawn/Spike, basically PWP. Ends on a weird note but I don't care. Graphic descriptions, blood, Don't like it don't read it.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete
Pancakes reviews
Light Spuffy nonsense, pancakes included. Blood involved, but only a little bit.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete