The Dark Side Has Yaoi
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Joined 02-03-09, id: 1827017, Profile Updated: 02-06-11
Author has written 2 stories for Uglies, and Death Note.

Well, some of my stories got deleted, and I'm NOT rewriting them.

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My/Friends' Quotes!!:

Hey Santa! Get your ass over here and give me some free crap! -Friend from school

Sucks to be Russia. -Friend from school

Um, Yaoi is like ramen, but better -Friend from school

ADHLAS-AssLass-AssHats-AFLACK! -Friend from school and yours truely

I thought beastality only happened in Twilight!! -Friend from school

I'm German and Italian, and I act like a Japanese! I'm an axis for all the evil forces in the world. -Friend from school

Don't applause the prostitute! -Drama teacher

I wasn't applauding the prostitute, I was applauding the prostitutal statement. -Friend

Quotes I love:

Pendragon Book Ten: Soldiers of Halla- "It's brilliant," she declared. Gotta love Aja Killian.

NCIS Season One: Tony said, "Ihavetoomuch" Kate replies, "I have too much" (It might be I have too much stuff, IDK tho)

Wayne's World: Wayne: "Stairway denied!"

Wayne's World: Garth: "It's like people only do things because they get paid."

Unforgotten Realms: Sir. Schmoopy of Awesometon: "Look, all you need to know is that you're a talking axe named, 'Jaque', with a future of steak cuisine."

And Then There Were None: Vera to General McKenzie: "Don't"

YuGiOh Manga: "I refused and tried to escape, but then they started using their YoYo's on me."

Tiny Plaid Ninjas: Floral Ninja: "Ohmygod-look! I braided my little tassly-thingy! Weeeeeee, Yeah!"

Tiny Plaid Ninjas: Red and Blue Ninja: "You have no honor" "You soiled my honour" "You spell 'honor' like a Brit!" "Have at you!"

Jepardy: Alex Trebeck: "Look out Sesame Street, here comes Wheel of Fortune."

Baby Blues: "I never thought I'd hear my husband say, And BAM! We nabbed our hamster!"

Hilarious Lines from Comedy Sportz:

Item Freeze: I want my pineapple upside down cake!

forgot name: Looking good, nephew.

185: 185 librarians walk into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve librarians here", and a librarian said, "Read in between the lines"

RPS Infinity: I'm Dumbledore's wand! I win!!

World's Worst (Pineapple): No Spongebob, you can't live in me.

Blind Line: Don't forget to eat your calcium chews.

Expert Panal: I broke her central heating system.

Awkward Moment: Boys his age need bondage... cue laughter

Dating Game: I made a lot of things that do things. We can do things.

Inside Jokes no one would get but me and a few of my friends:

ADHLAS: Me and friend.

I like making it magical: Me and my friends at school.

MPD: Me and my friends at school.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I was born on the day of Vexen,
In the month of Lexaeus,
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Zexion
I'm Xion years old. You could also say that I'm Axel + Zexion years old.
My favorite number is Roxas.
But my lucky number is Axel.
If you get it, put your own on your profile, but change the info.

"Insane logic doesn't seem to make sense but you know it does, while logic makes sense but you know it really doesn't. Only insane people understand insane logic, and logic doesn't work on them. If you think this is wrong, then do you agree or do you disagree with my logic? Agree, and you're insane for believing this crap. Disagree, and you're insane for not believing. Don't you just love insane logic?" (I so did not write that crap!!)

-Willie-

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The Lost Heart by Immortal Fallen Angel reviews
SEQUEL TO ANTI! Trouble is popping up out of no where again. and no Sora means more trouble. Riku and the gang go out and find someone who claims that he was created after Sora died! what is his connection to Sora? does no know a way to bring him back?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,225 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
What's Wrong with a Little Destruction? by KingOfFools reviews
[Oneshot][Yura]Yuffie gets bored while lighting ants on fire, and locks onto a new target. My first fic, please R&R. I'll give you pie. Rated T for safety.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Yuffie K., Sora - Complete
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The God that is Laughing at us reviews
Light starts having a serious laughing fit when the song "Effington" by Ben Folds comes on while "working" on the Kira case with L. I thought this was quite humorous and witty, hopefully you do too. Rated for song name.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mind Diseases Throughout the Ages reviews
Even with the teachers and Pretty Specialists, fatal mind diseases soar through the book "Pretties" The irony Zane was saved-ish by said mind diseases.
Uglies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Zane, Shay - Complete