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I'd never even heard of Twilight before the first movie came out. When I read the summary and watched the trailer I went crazy. All I knew is I needed mooooar. So I read the books and then I tried to read ff, but I thought it was crap.

But then they made me read Wide Awake.

And the rest is history (though my favorites list would have been even longer if the *PERFECT* With Teeth was published on ff.net as well)

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My Wounded Soldier by counselor reviews
1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 5464 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Ex-con by counselor reviews
Edward is fresh out of the big house and Bella is his new boss.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 10314 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Keepsake by windchymes reviews
Some things you never forget, they just hurt too much to remember.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,561 - Reviews: 5239 - Favs: 3,200 - Follows: 3,131 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Garment of Brightness by miaokuancha reviews
Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time. A Twilight mosaic, freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds. Rated M for some intense, disturbing images. PM me if you have questions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 153,137 - Reviews: 3602 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
No Children by chrometurtle reviews
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces. Chapter 20. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
By Way of Sorrow by jaxington reviews
Bella Cullen has spent the last ninety-five years giving everything to protect her family and mourning the loss of her long dead human husband. A trip to Alaska to meet Tanya's latest romantic interest changes everything. The vampire she meets there has his face, his hair, and his body, but not his memories. It's a strange new world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 188,468 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bad Vampires Handbook by maxigrumpling reviews
Turned by accident, nerdy loner Eddie faints at the sight of blood and wakes, often, at the morgue. There's no handbook for what he's become. When the Cullen's discover him he needs a total vampire makeover and the OCD, hypochondria and his image of what he is all have to go. Bella is given the task of educating him. She thinks he's a joke, but likes the glasses. E/B HEA assured.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,056 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Maintenance by Ho Hey Contest reviews
As a young father who's not sure where he belongs, Edward's just trying to get through each day. His daughter is his life and all he thinks he needs. When the girl with the broken oven and busted fire alarm flips his world around, will he invite her into his life? Will she choose to enter? "I wasn't planning on - I didn't expect... you."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,179 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 281 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Prism by Anna Faze reviews
A father and daughter, bound by blood and torn apart by secrets. There are a hundred versions of the truth, it all depends which way the light shines. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,848 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Everlasting Why by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
A student of social work & her troubled client. Longing to help him, she suspects & soon learns there is far more beneath the surface than she could have ever guessed. & perhaps her motives for helping are more complicated than she's willing to admit. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,428 - Reviews: 2398 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hardcover Paranormal Romance by badjujube reviews
Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,720 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5696 - Favs: 3,842 - Follows: 3,617 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7429 - Favs: 10,283 - Follows: 5,770 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Unlikely Meeting by giselle-lx reviews
April Fool! Full title: The Unlikely Meeting of Edwistian Greysen and Anabella Stolen, a Parody.
Crossover - Twilight & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Complete
Wind Chimes by TalesFromTheVoidContest reviews
Edward's been dead for years, trapped in his former home that was just purchased by Bella Swan, a woman more perceptive than most. Will he scare her away like the others, or will they form an unusual bond between the living and the dead? AU AH… and ghost
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,199 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dressmaker by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The dressmaker knows his fingers are nimble; he just never thought his heart would be so too, running away with Isabella Swan and conspiring to make him want the very thing he cannot have. AGE OF EDWARD ENTRY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3859 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Of Kith and Kin by Chicklette reviews
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Nat King Cole. This story is about that. AH, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,113 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 3,474 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11479 - Favs: 9,082 - Follows: 6,582 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Decision by windchymes reviews
Edward made a decision after that second biology lesson. Two years later that decision is challenged.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 2520 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Thousand Leaves: Outtakes by BellaSunshine reviews
Outtakes from my multi-chapter story, "A Thousand Leaves." Will likely mostly be Edward's letters to Bella. Rated M for language for now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Journal by MsEm reviews
His wife's journal. He shouldn't read it, but he can't help himself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,502 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5017 - Favs: 5,929 - Follows: 3,710 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Hears a Who? by philadelphic reviews
Just a bit of fun, originally posted on Breath-of-Twilight's Halloween Countdown. When your crush is your coworker and your work is all about sexual harassment training, does it take a supernatural event to finally make your move? Probably all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14251 - Favs: 15,282 - Follows: 8,289 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spectre of the Past by KristenLynn reviews
Black Balloon O/S contest entry. The honeymoon didn't go as planned, and Bella is bitter and resentful. For Edward, there is only one means of escape. But even if he takes it, will he ever be free from the spectre of his past? Angst. PostEclipse AU/canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,776 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Canon Backfire by giselle-lx reviews
A collection of humorous short-short stories in the canon Twilight universe. Rating may change as additional fics are posted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6188 - Favs: 5,344 - Follows: 5,360 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
May and His December by Oxymoronic8 reviews
Years ago, Alice had a vision: Edward would find a mate at Christmas. After decades of trying to dissuade his meddling family by bringing home the vilest girls he can find, Edward happens upon a bitter old woman & awakens to what could've been.AU;OOC;O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lead Us Not Into Temptation by twighlitFF reviews
Bad Bella Good Edward Forced Christianity Awesome One Shot. Winner of the "Twi-High Anonymous Challenge." Rated for teenagers doing grownup stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Sensitivity to Initial Conditions by giselle-lx reviews
Sensitivity to Initial Conditions-chaos theory : "An arbitrarily small perturbation of the current trajectory may lead to significantly different future behavior." Pre-Twilight AU. NO canon pairings. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 329 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
begrudged by wtvoc reviews
AU. forget everything they told you about true love. sometimes, everything they tell you is a well-intentioned lie. by WTVOC and JANDCO.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,622 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adult Twilight Fanfiction Story by wantmywifeback reviews
This is a truly excellent one-shot story of sex, lust, romance and sex. And lust. Very adult content. My first adult fanfiction. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett Kicks Ass by FringeBangs reviews
Tired of all the angsty/emo/douchey Edward Cullen characterizations? Well, this Team Khaki creation rebels against that and gives us all what we want to see: Emmett kicking Angstward's ass.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 3,279 - Follows: 659 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5589 - Favs: 5,137 - Follows: 4,526 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Wide Awake OUTTAKES by AngstGoddess003 reviews
These are chapter outtakes for WA. Scenes and false starts that didn't make the cut, but still have some funny and good moments. Just for fun. Not srs bsns. Don't read if you've become attached to the finer details in the story. M for language and stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
The Light and The Dark by AngstGoddess003 reviews
One-Shot companion piece to Wide Awake exploring a day in the life of Elizabeth Masen, Edward's mother. Takes place in the summer prior to the events in Wide Awake. Rated M for Dark/Adult themes and graphic descriptions. Elizabeth POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Elizabeth, Edward - Complete
The Price is Right by Princess Bertha reviews
The Cullens lose all their money in an economic downturn and Edward is forced into the world's oldest profession. What could be better? Humor, obviously. Post BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward - Complete