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Dr. Frankenstein looked at all the muscular, nearly-naked men surrounding him and realized that he had seriously misunderstood the term "body-building contest."

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30362 - Favs: 16,771 - Follows: 14,604 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rats of NIMH by Raha reviews
ONE: All will bow to the Irken Reformation Company. TWO: All will conform to the Irken image. THREE: All non-Irken activities will cease immediately. FOUR: All individual thought will be banned. FIVE: All defects will be terminated. ALL! HAIL! IRK! ZADR. Coverart by neofox, colored by Ravestart.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,936 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Zim, Dib
The Adventures of Jean-Paul Travert, Dish by CallMeOutis reviews
Jean-Paul Travert is a dish. These are his adventures.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Beast/Prince, Cogsworth, Lumiere
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Organic by Demyrie reviews
ConWorth series. Part VIII: One of these days, Conrad's Suck will reach critical mass and he will be forced to undergo character growth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,789 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Liquid Dream by KillCupido reviews
Neuro doesn't submit to anyone or anything. But he can dream and sleep and dream again. Written in response to scherrymouse aka Schermionie's Rarepair Challenge on LJ. Sasazuka/Neuro. Yes, in that order.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sasazuka E., Neuro N. - Complete
Sonata in Red by afriendtosell reviews
Naota and Haruko. Haruko and Naota. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, in the end.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
In Short Supply by ckret2 reviews
When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 155,731 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Zim, Purple
First by AbstractError reviews
Ishida's first...everything. Szayel Aporro / Ishida, lemony fresh.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Uryuu I., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
The Saddest Maraca by Re-Ane reviews
Marauderfic oneshot. James tries to look as pathetic as possible, Sirius steals Snape's chess set, Remus is flattened by both Sirius and James and may well never walk again, and Peter is ineffectual. LilyJames, RemusFloor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2007 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
So, Five Espada Were Sitting on a Couch by Bjorn reviews
Follow the adventures of Grimmjow and friends as they boldly venture into Halibel's quarters. Their mission? To catch a glimpse of just what's behind that high collar. They get more than they expected. Featuring bored Espada, many injokes, and a Couch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete