Flower K. Owl
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Joined 02-04-09, id: 1827800, Profile Updated: 04-02-12
Author has written 12 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Transformers, and Batman.

Do you want me to tell you about myself? No? too bad.

I'm just Flower K. Owl, a girl who loves transformers just a bit too much. I love other stuff too, but I just don't write much about that. I'm a girl that fits right into the age range of fanfiction writers, and has written a self-insert (yes, and I still don't know whether to be ashamed or not).

Favorite pairings: tf:a Slipstream/Megatron, G1 Optimus Prime/Elita-1, G1 Hound/Mirage, tf:a Sari/bumblebee, G1 Arcee/Blurr, tf:a Arcee/Ratchet, G1 Prowl/and his work (someone had to say it).

QUOTES! (make ya look smart)

"The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated." -Mark Twain

"When life gives you lemons, peel the skin off, take a bite, then yell to the heavens 'is that all you got?' "

"And lo, though I travel through the valley of the archetypes, I shall fear no evil, for I know that the author can't kill me off for at least another 150 pages, no matter how stupid or trite I become, or he ruins the book."
-Chug Von Rospach

"All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates."
-Woody Allen

"Soundwave's aft, superior. Megatron's aft, inferior." Me, in a (eventual) chapter of FANGIRLS FROM ANOTHER WORLD!

um... I guess that's all folks.

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The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,766 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Waiting by Phoenix13 reviews
2007 MOVIEVERSE Arcee is the last Autobot femme and she needs to produce a sparkling. Of all the mech's, who will be the sire of her offspring? CH 20 - Optimus and Arcee snuggle time. Ratchet lectures, Ironhide pouts. And is there something happening with the sparkling, at last?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,992 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Arcee, Optimus Prime
Non-pacific resistance by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Tired of Megatron's maltreatment, Starscream starts a hunger strike to claim his rights as Second in Command. The road to respect lies inside an energon cube.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,642 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Starscream
Collision by The Feesh reviews
What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,276 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Barricade
Dead Man Walking by alexsonnn reviews
Ian Rider is back and SCORPIA is after him and Alex. And in the midst of all of that both of the Riders will have to work through their differences that have built up between them. But is Ian the only dead man walking in Alex's life?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,537 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R.
Genderbending: Decepticon Style by AnonFirefly reviews
Wheeljack invented a new weapon. Apparently it was supposed to be a powerful fusion blaster, but when it hits Megatron, his second, and his third, something goes horribly wrong. What’s a femme to do?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,823 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Megatron, Starscream
Cantabile by iratepirate and Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Soundwave’s life takes an unexpected twist when Megatron gives him a female Autobot as his personal slave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 215,143 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Soundwave
Kill the Cliche by Mickey John reviews
There's been an interesting development in the usually drone patterns of the university campus. Susan Derkins, note: childhood nemesis, has transferred to NYU. Will await further development. Signed, Dr. Calvin. SusieCalvin... eventually.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Calvin, Susie Derkins
Paper Airplanes by EmciiSquared reviews
-Oneshots- Starscream, Skywarp, and Thundercracker, the Command Trine, have their share of stories to tell. These stories, however, are not among their proudest moments...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,118 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Starscream, Thundercracker
Soundwave's Awkward, Very Strange Day by SubMeowchineGun reviews
Based on Demyrie's 'Odd Couple' and 'Odd Moments'. Soundwave gets an unexpected visitor, and his day just turns out strangely, with no sign of becoming normal anytime soon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,758 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Shockwave, Soundwave
How Gallant He Will Be by SgtMajorShowOff reviews
Despite their disappointments of last year, the FiM girls decide to give the Gala another try. But when Rarity is roped into getting Applejack's family ready to come along too, she discovers that Prince Charming can be found in the most unlikely of ponies
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Rarity, Big Macintosh
My Dad's a Criminal by ZootyCutie reviews
Is it really possible to be friends with the species that got your father in jail in the first place?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009
10Tens by Epitome of Randomness reviews
A collection of oneshots. Multiple pairings, but mostly Dalek. Features Everybody Wants Deryn Sharp, the Ten Songs Challenge, Ten Ways To Tell Everyone You're A Girl, Ten Crossovers, Ten Kisses and Ten Ways To Say I Love You. COMPLETE.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,991 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
A, B, C by Fool Who Follows reviews
Just why there is there a B on the front door of 221 Baker Street, anyway? Mrs Hudson explains all... Oneshot, set just after ASIP.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Mrs. Hudson, John W. - Complete
Of Rings and Other Things by Ryssa1457 reviews
Ten-year-old Dick Grayson couldn't control his eyebrows when they shot up at his best friend's question. "Do you want to marry me?" Wally/Dick
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Deceptiqueen by Medalis reviews
A series of one-shots, drabbles, and stories centered on Starscream's Femme Clone, Slipstream, and her interactions with other characters. LOLs and D'Awwwws all around. :TFA: :Slipstream/Megatron: :Rated for themes: Really long chapter added!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,858 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Slipstream, Megatron
One Letter Stand by Tassel630 reviews
The ultimate collab of the ADD - one chapter, one letter of the alphabet, one fabulous Maximum Ride author. Continuation of A Collab of Alphabetical Proportions Ninja C and Leftover Alphabet Soup Akira43 .
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,930 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009
End of the Legend by Death101- Fox Version reviews
ONESHOT 100 words They had beaten every foe. They had saved many lives. They had never thought this day would come. Now only one of them is left to watch as the world burns. Rated G.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Little Bird by Mordreds Girl reviews
Getting used to having older brothers is definitely different. AU.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Jason T./Robin II - Complete
Shift the World to Suit Us by nancystagerat reviews
Careful the ones who twist and blur the edges of reality, for they will blur into each other as well. Arthur/Ariadne.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 9,520 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne
Her Red String by redbeanmochi reviews
Arthur and Ariadne have met before. She just doesn't remember him. AxA
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Sketches by OstentatiousNature reviews
"Deryn considered her drawing of Alek, of course, not seeing and arm, or a mouth, or an eye, but seeing Alek. No bits or pieces or parts…just Alek." Deryn sketches Alek on egg duty as they talk Clanker vs Darwinist, piece vs whole.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Deryn S., Alek F.
Heavy Burdens on Young Shoulders by Rungian Analysis reviews
Kup reflects on Hot Rod as he slowly grows into Rodimus Prime. Father/Son type bond indicated. Reading and reviewing is deeply appreciated. TF:TM. Oneshot unless people like it and want more.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kup, Hot Rod - Complete
Harder by Jimmy Candlestick reviews
Have you noticed that, while Bruce/Batman gets hurt fairly often in the first season or two, once he gets partners, he doesn't? Why is that? A chat between Alfred and Bruce. One-shot
Batman - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Alfred, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Hate You Too by Left Eye Better reviews
The medic's self-monitoring falters and Jazz is there to help the medic who has helped everyone else.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Thanksgiving by Razzle reviews
Four months after the alien attack, a battered but triumphant Earth joins together in giving thanks for humanity's survival. Cities are being rebuilt, and trust has been solidified between the world's nations, finally allowing true world peace. Oneshot!
Independence Day - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Complete
The Life of Psi by Kiyyt reviews
A collection of Psychonauts drabbles.
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008
Voices of Cybertron by AotA reviews
"Ah want ta hear ya talk in that beautiful voice o' yours." An exploration of how location and class affects spoken Cybertronian. Now "in-progress" instead of "complete." More to come.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
The Wallpaper by SherlockianGirl reviews
The true explanation as to why Mrs. Hudson has such strange wallpaper. Written for a crackfic prompt at LJ's sherlockbbc comm.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft H. - Complete
Devotion by Fierceawakening reviews
Megatron summons Shockwave to give him his mission to infiltrate Cybertron Intelligence. Shockwave despairs at this news, having secretly hoped that he'd remain with the other Decepticons... and close to Megatron. T for non-explicit slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Megatron, Shockwave - Complete
The Case of the Misplaced Dream by Starrylizard reviews
You never really remember the beginning of a dream do you? You always wind up right in the middle of what's going on. Gen
Crossover - Inception & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Arthur, John W. - Complete
Unimaginable Evil by The Pudding Fiend reviews
There is only one thing in the world that can make the unflappable Professor Layton snap like a twig. It is even more insidious, more diabolical than any villain he has ever encountered. It is...
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Complete
Eureka's Rules by Aesop reviews
Sheriff Jack Carter has a bad day and decides to lay down the law. In a town full of people smarter than he is, is this wise?
Eureka - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007
Nobody's Victim by Carlough reviews
Breakdown reads a book on abuse and starts to wonder if he has been mistreated. After a violent beating, he runs away from the Decepticon base to start a new life. The only problem is, he didn't expect his brothers to actually be hurt by his departure.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,066 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Breakdown, Motormaster - Complete
Like Father Like Daughter… by JZ Belexes reviews
Transformers Animated: Starscream really should have known better than to trust copies of himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Slipstream, Starscream - Complete
Rapture by Frog-Lizard reviews
Lizard: Sound was his ecstasy, his drug. And he didn't discriminate with his favorite melodies, no matter their source. Even if that source was the tiny organic planet called "Earth."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Soundwave
The Unlikely Hero by Quetzal1 reviews
Because the Autobots should have at least one doofus on their team, too.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Sugar and Spice by Onyx17 reviews
In most couples there’s at least one mature, rational one. That’s not so much the case for these two... Skywarp/Moonracer drabble series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,525 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Skywarp, Moonracer
Idea Room by thedinoknowsall reviews
One-shot, G1. Wheeljack was ignored at the Academy because of his failures. Only the person who got close could see his greatest triumph.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Awakenings by QoS reviews
The first few seconds after Vector Sigma programs the Stunticons - from their points of view.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Motormaster, Dead End
Expectations by TyLeeChan reviews
Drabble: Chell always did what GLaDOS expected her to do. Until she expected her to die in a fire pit.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
Music Writing Meme: Portal by TyLeeChan reviews
Drabbles: Just a bunch of drabbles that are supposed to be based on songs. Considering all the happy-go-lucky ones that came up, not many of those apply. Featuring Chell, GLaDOS, Ratman, the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube, and a random turret
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Literacy by Consuelo Higdon reviews
/Oneshot/ Glyph had always prided herself in reading when other 'bots didn't. But what about the 'bot in front of her that couldn't? /TFA Glyph Jetfire/
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Glyph, Jetfire - Complete
The Ghost by Beregond5 reviews
G1. When he first joined, Mirage wanted nothing to do with the other Autobots. A very persistent mech is about to change that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Sparkles by Fritz Will Get You reviews
Soundwave learns that Skywarp isn't the only one banned from being 'creative' while Jazz wonders why Prowl twitches every time he mentions arts and crafts. Oneshot, just for laughs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Prowl, Soundwave - Complete
Strategy by JZ Belexes reviews
Shockwave proves his value to the fledgling Decepticon cause, in a most unusual way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Shockwave, Prowl - Complete
Like They Always Did by bbtfan reviews
The group eating together, focuses on the thoughts of Leonard and Penny. Takes place in early season 1, before Leonard/Penny started dating. One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
Much Ado With Sticky Notes by Dr Pepper and Ice Cream reviews
What happens when you've got bored mechs and soldiers laying around base waiting for Decepticon attacks. The only warning so far is watch out for that silver Corvette.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sideswipe, Jolt
Paranoia by Bookworm Gal reviews
Sequel to "Twitchy." How has Glen progressed since the events that first brought him in contact with the Cybertronians? Leo and Simmons pay him a little visit. Glen does not react well to their presence in his home.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - R. Simmons, Glen W., Leo S. - Complete
The Sonata by DSieya reviews
When Sheldon finds the piano, he doesn’t look like he believes what he’s looking at. sheldon/penny, oneshot, written for the fic/art swap
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C.
The Irreproducibility Tangent by ancarett reviews
Unexpected news inspires Sheldon to explore options in humaniform replicability. Chaos ensues.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sheldon C. - Complete
The Callipygian Exposition by SpaceAnJL reviews
TPP-verse. Gratuitous fan-service ahoy! This is Jim Parsons' fault for suggesting that Sheldon get ripped. Happy Christmas, Paradox People. :
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Mess by Segway reviews
They may never know who did it, but Reflector probably has the pictures somewhere.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Butterfly by drakonlily reviews
When Constance stops to think, she realizes that she may have been wrong about butterflies.
Independence Day - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
Take Me Away by Medalis reviews
TFA AU - Slipstream didn't understand that feeling in her Spark-Shard. And she most definitly didn't understand why it increased around someone who kissed her just to get information... Slipstream/Megatron. One-Shot?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Slipstream, Megatron - Complete
An Artist's Inspiration by TyLeeChan reviews
Oneshot: After the end of the war, Bulkhead's gone back to painting. But no one else seems to really understand or appreciate everything he puts into it. It was only chance that the perfect someone happened to walk into his gallery. BulkheadxGlyph Glyph
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bulkhead, Glyph - Complete
Glances Into a Spark by Saesama reviews
Oneshots. Next: Ironhide, meet Sarah. Sarah, put the gun down.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,437 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007
Til All Are One by The Perfect Spell reviews
G1, Post TFTM. Going through Ratchet's old things, the Twins stumble upon a notepad addressed to them. TwinsxRatchet. Now a twoshot!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
I hate my job by Kaekokat reviews
CRACK! This is what happens when I just start writing. All things considered, this is quite mild. This is all Fayola's fault. She brings the crack out of me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Hook, Soundwave - Complete
The Side Effects of Battle by Uniasus reviews
Starscream hated battles, because it usually meant he had to watch the two leaders get frisky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Starscream - Complete
The Adventures of Hydrogen Bond by The Feral Candy Cane reviews
Formerly "Daydream Drabbles". Some chapters written by True Colours. All input welcome! Chapter 7: Normal Boy - Alex has a good day at school.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009
What's in a name by Paranoidgirl reviews
Lost in the stars, two clones of a certain Decepticon share a conversation with each other, regarding purpose, family and names.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Glimpses Of A Time Long Gone by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Five ficlets that focus on Prowl's childhood. Because even Prowl was once a sparkling.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Prowl - Complete
weakness by Victory87 reviews
She is my weakness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Night Secrets by xoxLewrahxox reviews
Birthday fic for Victory87, Oneshot: Bellatrix thinks that her secret desire for her master is hidden, yet when she spends the night alone with him. Does he perhaps already know the secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
FourtyTwo by Player3 reviews
Shockwave contemplates a very serious question. Megatron contemplates his soldier's sanity. Innocent drabble. A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Shockwave, Megatron - Complete
Bitter Fruit by Quetzal1 reviews
Megatron's thoughts after being defeated and captured at the finish of the Transformers Animated episode Endgame.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Megatron - Complete
Affectus of Interficio by disneydork reviews
All else taken away, he was left with the only thing he didn't want in the first place. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Omega - Complete
Playtime by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1 oneshot, a glance into a mirrorverse where the humans are just as twisted as the Autobots. Bumblebee goes to see if Spike wants to play.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bumblebee, Spike W. - Complete
Love loss by Element-of-life
A poem that can be used for pretty much any pairing you have in mind.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Jo's Test by Twisted Truth reviews
Just a short drabble about how I think Jo "pushed the button" in episode 3x10.
Eureka - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Jo L. - Complete
Last Smile by AutobotGirl6 reviews
It's been a while since Prowl died, and everyone is grieving sorrowfully. See how all of the Autobots feel about their lost friend, how they deal with his noble death and how his spirit comes back to help out. Sad fic. Dedicated to TFA Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Justification by Refracted Imagination reviews
AU: War isn't fair. What about survival? An unnamed femme ponders her situation.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Unknowing Sacrifices by Panic Switch reviews
TF:A Endgame Part 2- Prowl is able to find more Allspark pieces, making it so he doesn't have to sacrifice himself. But, where did the other pieces come from? Character Death One-shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Five Things Jack Carter Does Not Want to Hear by Casteline reviews
... When He Wakes Up in the Morning
Eureka - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Jack C. - Complete
Last Resort by Arcturas reviews
Once again Frenzy found himself wishing he was Rumble, because *Rumble* would never have let himself be tempted to join the enemy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Frenzy, Optimus Prime - Complete
Little One by Kd Zeal reviews
A brief and rather sad drabble based on one scene in Revenge of the Fallen. You likely won't understand what's going on if you haven't seen it.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Do We Still Have Our Mojo? by optimus prime 007 reviews
Totally cracked one shot of Optimus and Ironhide talking about their femmes and their mojo!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Perceptor, Spike, and Red Bull by Dragon260 reviews
Perceptor learns about Red Bull. Perceptor wants to see if it really gives you wings. Perceptor secretly gives Spike large doses of Red Bull. The Autobots want to know why Spike can't stop vibrating.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Spike W., Perceptor - Complete
Changes by Nukenin reviews
Of Sam and the All-Spark. Fourth wall? What fourth wall?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Youngling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,059 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
No Mercy by DianaDiamond reviews
Bella may have gone too far to reveal her feelings for her master.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Space Cowboy by Winnifred Daquer reviews
A conversation between Skywarp and Starscream about the rambling of the local Choo-Choo-Head. Rated T for References and future content.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Astrotrain, Starscream - Complete
Bulletproof by damonkeygirl reviews
What would have happened if that glass really had been bulletproof? One-Shot. Just exchanges scenes from the middle of the movie, still flows together with everything else.
Independence Day - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Forgotten by KnightMysterio reviews
Transformers Animated, set after series finale. Slipstream, the female Starscream clone, muses on the fact that nobody remembered she was there...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Retro by Xenophobic Doll reviews
Soundwave decides he needs a cooler alt-form. Now with 10% more exploding heads! Oneshot, very short.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Soundwave - Complete
Welcome Home by Stephensmat reviews
When you reach Space, you start contacting other races. The first of them tell you how long they've been waiting to meet you.
Spore - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Ghostbusters by outerelf reviews
-"Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!" Of course, they were the ghost busters, not giant alien robot busters...
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2009 - P. Venkman - Complete
Strolling Down Candy Cane Lane by Victoria Hughes reviews
If you were human, what would you look like? Sam introduces Bumblebee to the world of his imagination, and Bumblebee attempts to reciprocate. Post-2007 movie friendship fic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Traveling in Verse by Dragon260 reviews
What happens when you wake up in a world that is Earth, but not the Earth you knew? Especially when this Earth seems to be almost 60 years behind in technology. G1/TF:A crossover, featuring Ratchet, Prowl, Bumblebee and Sari.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Prowl, Bumblebee
To Protect What Is Precious by Meiza reviews
Having a giant alien robot practically land in your backyard is bad enough, until it shows up on your doorstep asking for help. Then again, Nolan and Aine have been wanting to get away from home. What's the worse that could happen? Famous last words...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 146,855 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by CaramelDatsun reviews
Sequel to Wormhole. READ THAT ONE FIRST. Things get complicated as Sari reencounters old friends and makes new enemies...And what happens when you can't trust your own leader? Rated K for now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009
Sparklings and Seekers by S. Phantom reviews
When a explosion caused many of the mechs to turn into sparklings, help comes in a somewhat surprising form.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,692 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
Transformers: Chat Room by Metal-Gear-Eva reviews
G1. A bunch of Autobots in a chat room. Very silly. Need I say anymore :
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Red and Orange by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Most of the bots in the Ark are red and some have red on them so one Autobot can barely stand it anymore. Just barely. Response to bunny by flamingmarsh of LJ. Humor, a lot of it. Autobot fic. XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Mirage, Red Alert - Complete
Golden by MeanandGreen reviews
Set in TF:A Swoop rants and Snarl listens. The silence is broken, for now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Swoop, Snarl - Complete
Hero’s Reward by snarechan reviews
Blackarachnia and Grimlock share their first kiss.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Blackarachnia, Grimlock - Complete
Megatron vs the Internet by BBailey reviews
It looks like the Decepticons are having a little fun with the internet behind Megatron's back! don't forget to review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Megatron - Complete
Prowl and his Fish by shinyadoll reviews
Just a cute little drabble I wrote. Inspired by a picture by Yami-Yugi3. It's actually really fluffy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Prowl
Maximum Ride: Clone Confusion by Angel-Jade666 reviews
Set after MR4. When Itex decide to do a rather. . .different experiment. Not like any other fanfiction you've ever read- I can guarentee that much. Chapter 17 up now! Please R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,245 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008
When Worlds Collide by That Buggy Girl reviews
TF:A. When Jetfire and Jetstorm take an interest in Sideswipe, you know crazy things are bound to happen!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2009
Blurr Lives by ToonQueen reviews
TF:A Things are not what they seem. Blurr has the ability to survive.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Blurr, Bumblebee - Complete
The Blue Planet by Lasgalendil reviews
I tumble towards her surface, shouting on every wavelength of the spectrum that it is found! The Allspark is on the blue planet third from this star! Cybertons, both Autobots and Decepticons, there is yet hope, there is yet life, there is a future-!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Deep Cover by LittleMewLugia reviews
In the early years of the war, the Autobots sent a deep-cover spy to infiltrate the Decepticons, an attempt that was successful. But now the Autobots need to get him back.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,193 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Barricade - Complete
Cybertron Science Class by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Sequal to Two plus one equals trouble. ratchet tries to get some Ark crew members to do a worm dissection. Poor Ratchet and worms is all I can say.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Miracle of Life by varsitylove16 reviews
A certain subject in health class is never pleasing.. Total crack-fic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Two plus one equals trouble! by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Ratchet feels he needs to teach the twins math. Bad idea! Pranksters never work well in an inclosed enviroment with no one but a grumpy Ratchet...Ratchet is going to kill them!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
The Cybertron Ultimate Spelling Bee by AutobotGirl6 reviews
The title says it all. Even if you don't want to, read it anyways. The ending is funny! My own one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Spore Stories: the Meke Immortal by Onlinescholarproductions reviews
It turns out that the AI in Spore is smarter then you are. And what you command your little creature to do may not be in its best interest. Rated T for minor language and violence. Feel free to review.
Spore - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
The Newest Rider by The Feral Candy Cane reviews
A little piece of heaven that Alex never dared hope for in his hellish life....
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2009
Abilities by S. Phantom reviews
Some times, two different abilities is what is needed. Written for Lureaetagg on dA.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Things You'll Never Hear Transformers Say by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says. What foolhardy, shocking, funny lines do the Transformers never say on air? Or ever, in fact? Look here and see! Rated T for some Cybertronian profanity/innuendo. Sparklings are warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
Falling With Style by The Lime-Wielding Ninja reviews
When Buzz and Woody were flying at the end of Toy story, there were witnesses: the birds on the telephone wire. Toy Story/For the Birds X-over. I don't own. One-shot.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
Edward meets Sherlock Holmes by Van Wolfe reviews
Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Edward - Complete
If You Give a Bot Bad Energon by AutobotGirl6 reviews
The twins give Ironhide some high grade with a special touch. Then, Ironhide's life becomes ruined. Hilarious, but not slash!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
The Adorable Adventures of Prowl and Sari by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
TF Animated. A cute series of everyday events involving Prowl and Sari. Prowl learns about candy, school, real sleepovers, stealing and so much more. What else could he expect from an eight year old?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,757 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sari S., Prowl
Parallel by That Buggy Girl reviews
It had seemed like a good idea. Frenzy knew it wasn't. How could something that could be used against you ever possibly be a good idea? Another rambling ficlet further exploring my theories about Cybertronian twins.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Frenzy, Rumble - Complete
Five Times Stark Thought a Lobotomy Sounded Good by Mara Greengrass reviews
It's tough being the smartest man around, you know.
Eureka - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Nathan S. - Complete
Fairytale Gone Bad by Balrog Roike reviews
As a Cassetticon, it is your duty to teach your younger sibling the rules of life. Even if you ridicule yourself in the process….
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Frenzy, Rumble - Complete
Defile by Nymphora reviews
The best kind of love is the unspoken kind. The worst kind of love is the unrealized kind. Believe it or not, there's a difference. Before their most life-changing events. Bellatrix x Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
That Darn Paperclip by MaXiMuMrIDEisThEbeSTBoOkeVeR reviews
Max Ride Paperclip Something Funny ONESHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Drop the Chocolate by LokiWaterDraca reviews
Ratchets got to learn... messing with some things leads to no good. Short ficlett and now a twoshot but maybe more depending on the bunny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Ratchet, Maggie M. - Complete
Wormhole by CaramelDatsun reviews
While the Autobots try to repair the broken space bridge, an accident sends Sari to a dimension where nothing is as it should be...Mix of Shattered Glass and Animated! Lots of pairing, some slash, some not. No flames, please. Rating may go up
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,693 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Things that Go Thump in the Night by Uniasus reviews
Thump! Scriitch. It was louder this time, as if the noise was coming from above her. Snow had been knocked from the roof and tumbled past her window. Could it be? Thump-oof! Below. It must be! A Christmas fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Words by It'sTimeToDance reviews
The words scream at Bruce like bullhorns, reminding him of all he never did, never said. Charactor death.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
A Strange Reunion by It'sTimeToDance reviews
Old friends have a funny way of popping back into your life. Oneshot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
Form and Function by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1. Shockwave: mostly superior.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Shockwave - Complete
In Rilievo by S. Phantom reviews
Soundwave is starting to get some strange signals from a comrade. G1verse. Rated T for suggestiveness
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Soundwave, Thundercracker - Complete
Sister Mine by outerelf reviews
A group of Femmes is visiting the Ark... and Red Alert is acting odly around one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Euphoria by Tassel630 reviews
So a werewolf, a Death Eater, and the Chosen One walk into a bar... -Written for Ninja C's Finish This Joke Challenge- -oneshot-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Paradox by Netbug-Archive reviews
Like the rest of the world 700 years later, Detroit was in ruins. AU.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2008
A Question of Perspective by Mara Greengrass reviews
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."--Philip K. Dick.
Eureka - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Misya reviews
OLD: TFA ficlet, gen. Sentinel should know better than to mess around with Optimus' stuff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Universal Constants by Misya reviews
OLD: TFA, slight Blitzwing/Blackarachnia. Megatron and Starscream are the neighbors from hell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Karma by RealityVisitor reviews
TF:A Sentinel insults humans, and karma get him back.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Love Bites by snarechan reviews
Animated Verse. Whether Blackarachnia is left behind or rescued; it doesn’t matter because she just can’t seem to win.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Blackarachnia, Grimlock - Complete
Promotions! by Misya reviews
OLD AND SILLY: TFA ficlet, centered around Prowl and Bumblebee. Bumblebee has gotta get money somehow.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Tetra Love by akagisenpai reviews
Kenta is an absolute loner with no friends at all. Well, maybe one, and that is his Tetris game. Breaking his game boy that was passed down from his cousin, he buys a brand new DS to play Tetris, but this DS is not like any ordinary one...
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2008
Mikaela's Confession by Draceline reviews
During an otherwise normal day at school, Mikaela has a confession to make. Oneshot. 2007 Movieverse Bee/Mikaela
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Mikaela B., Bumblebee - Complete
101 Ways To Know You're Addicted To Transformers by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says - a 100-strong list of common and weird symptoms of Transformers addiction. Read on inside! *Revised January 2015*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Let's Talk 'Torture' by cmdrtekk reviews
G1. Soundwave learns why Bluestreak’s chosen designation in English is Bluestreak. Prompt from the Transformers Random Pairing Generator: Soundwave/Bluestreak/Mouth
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Mistakes by Netbug-Archive reviews
Animated. Set a few years into the future. It was the first time they had ever actually talked to one another. Blackarachnia/Ratchet. Spoilers through Along Came a Spider.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Coordination by snarechan reviews
Animated Verse. They have their own special way of doing it, when they can even manage it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Blitzwing, Blitzwing - Complete
Jack and Jill and Jessie by MeganKoumori reviews
Bo's story time turns silly when Jessie gets involved. Bonus history lesson!
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Bo Peep, Jessie - Complete
It Was Simple, Really by fricketyfrack123 reviews
G1. Crack!fic. Drabble. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe pull a prank on Ratchet. The medic reports it to Optimus Prime, who is more impressed than angry...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
To Earn The Respect Of A Decepticon by AutobotV reviews
This is the tale of how Soundwave, a tortured soul who wants the respect he deserves, joins the Decepticons and how he met the one Transformer who he would follow blindly. Part of my miniseries 'Origins of the Transformers' Rated for violence!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Warrantee Expired by Beertree reviews
G1. My daugther requested a story for her birthday. It had to contain Wheeljack and a chair. This is the result.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Deterministic effects by Saesama reviews
Sometimes, new life forms in an existing ecosystem have dangerous effects.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Sam W. - Complete
In Which The Allspark Is Absorbed by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
[Oneshot]...by more than one person [cough, Sam, cough.] There are light sides to absorbing the Allspark. For example, did you know that the Allspark liked to blow things up? Neither did the Autobots, until Will made Wheeljack his new playmate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
A Night With the Decepticons by iratepirate reviews
After Soundwave saves Skywarp during battle, the seeker, with the help of Starscream, Thundercracker and some energon 'homebrew', throw the stoic communications officer a little thankyou party. Rated T? Mild innuendo, and general drunkeness... Updated!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007
The Master Plan by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1 The Autobots develop a plan to capture Soundwave and interrogate him about a potential Decepticon threat that endangers planet Earth. How will they deal with their silent and emotionless prisoner? Rated for torture and mild coarse language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Lockhart, the Magnificent by merielrose reviews
Hermione fangirls...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Gilderoy L., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Of The Game by Roadway reviews
Don't take this seriously! basically a girl falls in love with a tetris peice. short and weird. Oneshot.
Tetris - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Creations by Melora Maxwell reviews
Out of all the Decepticons, only Soundwave knows about the insanity and benefits of raising a family, especially when that family consists of the Cassettes...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Mozart's Requiem by ShyLight reviews
G1: Soundwave could not care less on what happens to the human race. He does, however, have a soft spot for some of their music. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Friendly Fire by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sunstreaker, Megatron - Complete
Doors to Let Out Life by CoraxOnyx reviews
2007 Movieverse Miles winds up looking for a ride again. Can he rely on the kindness of strangers? Mild language, no slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Miles L., Optimus Prime - Complete
Bathtime by Melora Maxwell reviews
Turbofleas plus decontamination plus bath equals one peeved Ravage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Failure by Pretty in Scarlet reviews
2007 film, major spoilers. Starscream has failed Megatron for the last time.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
The Voice by browskiii reviews
Years later from the original, the Smiths now have a son named Mark, and he is being kept hostage, unless the smiths do everything the kidnappers ask.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Computer Access by Mara Greengrass reviews
Jack's too embarrassed to ask for help. That doesn't mean Henry doesn't intend to help anyway.
Eureka - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
A Helping Hand by Jess Readin reviews
The Flock gets a bit of help. Drabbleish. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
The Maximum Ride Guide to Mary Sues by theweirdperson reviews
The unofficial guide to Mary Sues for Maximum Ride fanfiction.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Mum's Letter by merielrose reviews
P.S. I do hope we've put enough stamps. The Invitation, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. A oneshot drabble at the Burrow with the Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Molly W., George W. - Complete
The Perfect House by vanillafluffy reviews
[The Pacifier] Prequel ficlet. Because there was a hole in the plot you could drive a Hummer through.
Pacifier - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Complete
Another Year, Another Brick in the Wall by CasusFere reviews
A Slytherin view on the end of the year feast, teachers, and life in general. Well, not so much the life part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Reflections of a Teenage Super by Autumn L reviews
A glimpse into the life of Dashell Parr.
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Complete
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Fangirls from another world reviews
When three Transformers fangirls drop in the middle of an autobot meeting, will they try to do everything to get home, or just annoy the heck out of giant robots? I think we already know the answer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,378 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 4/8/2009
Jealousy and Other Emotions reviews
A 5 plus 1 fic. Five times Yin had feelings for Batman, and one time she had feelings for Bruce Wayne. Yin/Batman and Yin/Bruce
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2012 - E. Yin, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Dutch Kissh reviews
To celebrate winning the war, a round of truth or dare.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Dutch - Complete
The Three Cells reviews
A quick drabble of three transformers in three cells.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Slipstream, Megatron - Complete
Momentos reviews
A short drabble about Megatron, and his life before the Decepticon Army.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Slipstream, Megatron - Complete
Music Meme reviews
Another music meme, with G1, Animated, and a little IDW publishing thrown in. slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Complete
Animated music meme reviews
"Music speaks what cannot be expressed, soothes the mind and gives it rest, heals the heart and makes it whole, flows from heaven to the soul." -Unknown
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
The Aide reviews
A short drabble about the aide to the never-speaking mayor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
You Prey on the Weak reviews
Slipstream tells Megatron something that he already knows. "You prey on the weak, the defenseless, the innocent, the ones who are easily broken." rated for dark themes, a dark Slipstream/Megatron piece.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Megatron, Slipstream - Complete
Claustrophobic reviews
It’s horrible, when you’re claustrophobic, and you’re forced to live in a tiny space. A short drabble about Megatron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Megatron - Complete
Starting a War reviews
TF:A// “Nonsense,” They touted stubbornly. “Our government is fine, it’s equal. No one bot can rule over all, so of course it’s fair.” Megatron's thoughts when the cheering crowd was celebrating his defeat.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Megatron - Complete
Scary Couple reviews
Megatron didn't need or want love, but then Starscream had to clone himself, and it all went downhill from there... Megatron/Slipstream First one there is! W00T! also, first Romance. constructive criticism is loved.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Megatron, Slipstream - Complete