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Funny Quotes:

- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.

- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.

- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.

- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

- They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, 'cause if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

- People are like slinkies; basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

- Children in the dark make accidents. Accidents in the dark make children.

- Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths.

- Yeah, I'm a loser, but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

- Cute but psycho- things even out.

- Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

- I am generally very brave. Today, I just happen to have a headache.

- I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

- I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.(yup)

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

- 'It's always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!

- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really, who likes lemons?

- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

- When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

- I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

- I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

- Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.

- Why do people always say life is short. Life is the longest dang thing you can do.

- Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

- Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

- I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain- I need that.

- Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice?

- Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.

- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

- Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

- Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!

- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute... Or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?

- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

- I was uncool before uncool was cool.

- Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority- sarcasm: my anti-drug.

- Caution: I tend to make weird faces.

- I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it.

- I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone.

- You have one advantage over me: you can kiss my ass. I cant.

- I can resist anything but temptation.

- Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

- All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand.

- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

- How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

- If superman is bulletproof, why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?

- If asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are?

- I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

- Money can't buy happiness. It just buys everything you need to achieve it.

- Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked the dinner, and then there would have been peace on earth.

- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

- I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

- Don't call me emo, or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain. And then I'll die and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT.

- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

- Tell the truth and run.

- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli', meaning many, and 'tics', as in the bloodsucking creatures?

- If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump of a cliff, I laugh even harder.

- Friends will always be like 'well you deserve better'. Best friends will go up to him, infont of all his friends, and say 'it's because your gay, isn't it?'

- A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you in the cell saying 'man that was fun!'

- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

- Education is important. school however, is another matter.

- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks i call my friends.

- I don't obsess! I think intensely!

- Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

- Do people even know what 'pro-biotic' and 'omega 3 fatty acids' are? Because the yogurt may taste good, but it sounds pretty gross to me.

- It's not just your family. It's the whole idea of... you know. They're always telling you what to do and what not to do, and it's not conductive to a creative atmosphere!

- Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong?

- All right, all right. If you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing is right... and that's what deathbeds are for.

- Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils.

- The one who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on.

- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it

- I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.

- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are these "others" here for?

- Since light travels faster than sound, it explains why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

- Money isn't everything- there's Mastercard and Visa too.

- Behind every successful man there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

- Success is a relative term. It attracts all the relatives.

- There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.

- 'Hard work never killed anybody' But why take the risk?

- God made relatives. Thank god we can choose our friends.

- The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... so why learn in the first place?

- Reality has no background music... so I make my own (doo do do do do doo)

- Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

- Life is a test- I didn't take very good notes

- Whatever tickles your pickle

- I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework

- No I am not weird... just plotting

- If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms

- You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

- I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours

- If drama was vodka, my whole school would be wasted... except for me of course

- I intend to live forever... so far so good

- Will there be boys there? No mom, its a nun club

- So what's the speed of dark?

- I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

- Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

- Embrace the inner rebel- don't sit up straight

- Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

- Life is like a box of chocolates- it never lasts (which is so totally true if you stop to think about it instead of thinking it's such an emo thing to say, which I'm sure some of you are)

- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

- The way your mind works gives a whole new meaning to the word complex... and not in a good way

- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. The rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth while

- I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

- If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide

- Don't run in school- gliding is more fun!

- Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ... oooh the possibilities

-Librarians are the one terrorist group you don't want to mess with - Michael Moore

-It's amazing what you can over hear when you're eavesdropping.

-I'm so broke, i can't even pay attention

-Danny is reading 'Trendy Magazine'. Stella enters
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Harry Black by Nessa Elendil reviews
Final chapter 'Going Home' up! AU The Potters' biggest secret is their son. To keep him safe, even Lily and James don't know about Harry Potter. But everyone knows about Sirius' son, Harry Black. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,505 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Missing Pieces by cubgirl reviews
When Lily finds out there are others like her, that she is not alone, she will be in for the surprise of her life. She'll find friendship, drama, love and family. Please read and review. I promise you'll love it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 69,421 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Embry, Seth - Complete
Where I belong by its not you its me reviews
Carlisle and Esme are adopting again. Can a neglected foster child find their place in the world? read and review please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,347 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Sunny Disposish by Valadilenne reviews
Alice goes back into the Wonderland, charged by a new monarch to root out the cause of classic denizens across the kingdom disappearing one by one. The Mad Hatter and March Hare remain her closest confidantes. WCMI inspired.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 161,909 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Tales From the Grand Line by The Red Dragons Order reviews
Travelling to a new world in search for Sirius Black, Harry manages to get tangled in with one pirate captain named Monkey D. Luffy and his crew. Adventure awaits!
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,833 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P.
Resolution by wellyuthink reviews
Sequel to 'Know Thyself'. Struggling to deal with the loss of Shadow, the alarming discovery of his paternity and the problems created by a newly risen Voldemort, the coming term proves to be the most difficult one that Harry has faced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 95,951 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Progression by Clever Lass reviews
Hermione became friends with Professor Snape with hardly any words spoken between them. It started the summer after Voldemort's return... AU after book 5, but containing elements of books 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,152 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Marriage Arrangements by YukiYumena reviews
Bella loses her parents in a tragic way when she is 15. Her Grandmother takes care of her until she decides it's time for Bella to get married. England of the beginning of the 18th century. BxE ALL HUMANS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 137,997 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Disillusioned by Aon Duine Lurks reviews
What do you do when you have to choose between having what you want and having what you need? SS/HG. M for sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
the things we inherit by emerald days reviews
Severus Snape has just got a letter from his mother's side of the family, the Princes. What could they possibly want?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
White Lies And Other Misdemeanors by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. "I was never a child. Just a very short adult." In which Albus Dumbledore is perturbed, Voldemort is disturbed, and Harry is just Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 130 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
She Won't Be Lonely Long by Scorpiogrl reviews
Draco's plans go askew as he watches his Godfather snatch up the Gryffindor princess straight out of the arms of her negligent husband. But will she go for it? One-shot song fic. HG/SS from Draco's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Someone Wake Me Up by MadderThanTheCheshire reviews
AU - It's been three years since Edward left Bella, and now she's moving on with her life as a singer in a band. What happens when the Cullen's show up at one of her concerts?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,183 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Last Gift by Keina Snape reviews
TRANSLATIONHarry receives a very special gift for his 16th birthday, which quickly comes in handy when things get really bad at Privet Drive this summer.But when he finds refuge at Snape's,everything starts to get complicated..No slash, guardian fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 440,274 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sirius' Letter by limapickle reviews
Harry's life is turned upside down when Severus is named his guardian. Deep within Slytherin territory and Crazy Dark Lords he finds a family he always wanted. HP/HG DM/OC Mentor Tom/Bad Dumbles
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 189,037 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Change The World by Endogetsu reviews
Being removed from the doorstep of No.4 Privet Drive would change little Harry Potter's life forever as he is taken to Wammy's House for gifted children. A Harry-is-L fic, NO YAOI. Pairing will be decided later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,710 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P., L
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2404 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Little Family by MissJackieMac reviews
The Cullen family is smaller and all human. Carlisle, Emmett, Edward, Jasper and Sophie. Sophie is little sister/daughter, 6. Their mother died two years earlier. Regular pairings, a little OCC, and rated T cause Im paranoid. Read it, please?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,364 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009
The Young Order: Inter Duos Tutela by Rae Kelly reviews
Sequel to Frater Gemini. Severus, Harry and Draco are now officially a family, but there are new changes taking place in their lives. Sev adopts a surpising younger brother for the twins. AU. POA.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,763 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
The life I chose to live by sherlocked-x reviews
Severus proposes, and Hermione is having a hard time deciding. R&R! :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Little Girl by Jazz425 reviews
Her parents never took the young girl to church, Never spoke of his name, Never read her his word, Two non-believers walking lost in this world, Took their baby with them, What a sad little girl, Her daddy drank all day and mommy did drugs...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,816 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
That Girl by yellowiswhatgood reviews
tomboy bella get player edwards attention.shes Emmet's lil sis but how will he act when he finds out that a certain ex friend of his is having feelings for his sister?EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,805 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Heart and Soul by snowtigress-27 reviews
After a year of friendly brewing and complicated wizard's chess, Hermione and Severus find themselves losing their hold onto sanity, and solitude. Who wouldn't lose their heart and soul under such circumstances? Please see author's note for extra details.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,523 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bathing the Kitten by blue artemis reviews
Hermione's new kitten makes a mess in Severus's lab.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Right Choice of Words by IrethAncalime3791 reviews
While spending time late at night with Hermione, Fred thinks he'll try to score with his friend. Installment 1 of my Fred/Hermione series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Cry Sweet boy by HpFanficFan reviews
COMPLETE. Number 4 burned to the ground on the coldest evening of the year. Was it an accident? Arson? Or was it something else? It did not matter, for Harry, his child, is safe. Severitus. Babyfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Love It or Leave It by this-recurring-dream reviews
Basically, summaries are not my forte, so its a LuciusHermione pairing, love it or leave it! Read to find out the rest!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,749 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Codename: Joker by Ruby Lunaris reviews
-Death Note crossover- What if, the day after Voldemort's attack on the Potters sixteen years ago, the Dursley's dump baby Harry on the steps of an orphanage called Wammy's House. How will the wizarding world react when they finally locate their long lost savior and meet his brothers? (Independent!Smart!Gray!Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,073 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., L
Edward's Competition by sarah.yoko reviews
Just a cute little one-shot about what I think would happen if Bella ever got a pet. Completely random and unimportant. ExB fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Speechless by Foundation of Dreams reviews
AH AU. E/B. When Edward meets Bella, she doesn't speak. Will she let him help her find her voice? Will he stay after he finds out her biggest secret? Complete, with epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,718 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rising Sun by Annalisa B. Crawford reviews
New Moon: Edward hasn't come back yet, and Bella's been changed by Victoria. What do the wolves think of her? She goes up to Denali for help, and sees loved ones she thought she'd never see again. All but one. Guess who! My first Fanfic, so be nice!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,615 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Victoria, Bella
Hometown Heroes by Keira Sawyer reviews
OOC, AH. Bella Swan is the only girl on the football team. Charlie is a Navy Seal sent off on his duty. Tragic things happens, can the Cullens help Bella cope? Can Bella convince the guys that she can play football? over 30,000 hits! RIDIC :D E/B, edited
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,256 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Upon a Disney by writingxonxwalls reviews
Draco/Hermione drabbles based off of Disney quotes. DM/HG with some BZ/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 19,617 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Beauty and the Beast Effect by snowtigress-27 reviews
The story's about what happens when Hermione unknowingly ends up taking care of, and falling in love with, Snape when he somehow turns into a cat.RW/HG but eventually RW/OC and HG/SS.Longer summary inside.Rating may be high.I don't really know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 64,541 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Now That We're Done I'm Sorry by MistiFawn reviews
Edward is a player but Bella sees more then that. Will she keep fighting for him to change even if she could get hurt along the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Searching for the Stars by limella reviews
Bella hates Edward. He's a snobby, popular playboy. But when she finally thinks she's getting rid of him during the summer, he suprises her by showing up at the same summer camp she's going to. Will they fall in love? FIND OUT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,917 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Can You See It Happening? by Kasison reviews
What happens when Ron and Harry decide to eavesdrop on Hermione's private potions lessons? And what is Harry signing? Not really a songfic, but includes some singing and a tender moment. Rated T just to be safe, but there's nothing extreme.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
If You Could See Me Now by CharmingAndInsane reviews
Bella's son has an imaginary friend called Edward. Bella needs a friend. What will happen when she meets someone called Edward who looks A LOT like the guy in the picture her son drew of himself and his "friend." Is it just coincidence. Full summary insid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,301 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snape's Return by LydiaLovegood reviews
7 years after the war ends, Hermione is teaching at Hogwarts and a certain Potions Master returns from his self-imposed hiding to teach again. Will it be love or heartache for the Gryffindor lioness and Slytherin snake? Severus/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,329 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dear Cats, This is War by writingxonxwalls reviews
Draco, the Malfoy paterfamilias, is determined to get rid of those cats. His family and friends watch with humorous dispositions as they watch a grown man try to outsmart the feline family members. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Two New Cullens by JForbes reviews
Rosalie and Emmett come across a gruesome scene while hunting and suddenly introduced to a three year old Bella and her twin brother Joshua. AU of course. Please Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,501 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009
The Music of His Heart by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Bella is the head of Swan Records, a famous record label. Edward is an aspiring singer and pianist. After hearing Edward's talent, she gets him a deal with her company. One thing that catches her off guard? Edward is blind. EdwardBella, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Bella, Edward]
Cats to the Rescue by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Eight-year-old Harry notices cats have a much better life, or don't they? Another Animagus story. Completely AU, partly OOC, mentioning of abuse!Dursleys, sick!Harry, sick!Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tough Guy by Jlbrew29 reviews
Very AU. Gibbs meets a young boy that changes his life for the better. Warning: Spanking. 1 of 3.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Insomniac by Keira Sawyer reviews
Pale, beautiful, tired--those are just a few words that describe Bella Swan. She's forced to make herself have dreamless sleeps for fear of those haunting red eyes. Can Edward and the rest help her finally rest in peace? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Are Brothers For? by Jlbrew29 reviews
The 'boys' are in trouble again, but this time they don't care. They had a good reason. Warning: Discipline fic; spanking of adults.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deaged Potions Professor by Dramagirl007 reviews
This isn't HB related. Harry's in his sixth year and due to a major potions accident Severus turned into a baby. Dumbledore thinks only one student is capable of taking care of baby Severus and that would be our favorite boy who lived. NO SLASH Yes spanks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 99,905 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 266 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Her Dream Come True by snowtigress-27 reviews
This is a oneshot about Hermione deciding she was in love, and then feeling as if she would never have his love in return. HG/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lily's Charm by notevenhere reviews
In a story spanning two decades, Lily and Severus attempt to control the powers of the Dark Mark after Lily's life is threatened. Seventeen years later, Harry uncovers a long-buried truth about his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 283,664 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unanswered Prayers by Sen-chan21 reviews
When Harry and Ginny return to Hogwarts for James’s first Quidditch game, they run into an old friend, and it gets Harry thinking… Can't say any more here without giving it away. Please R&R! Songfic to Garth Brooks’ “Unanswered Prayers”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lily's Charm: Watta! by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Severus and James give Harry a bath...and get a little more than they bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/6/2008 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
The tale of two caffeine addicts by youngwriter56 reviews
Serendipity was a quaint store, barely noticeable, but once noticed was unforgettable. What happens when a coffee expert like Draco Malfoy notices this coffee shop? Will he also notice the Ginny Weasley, the coffee genius owner of Serendipity? fluffy. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,657 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 2,866 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 171 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Twilight my way reviews
What would Twilight be like if Bella had a sister? What if she was a witch? Meet Danielle Taylor Swan, AKA Danni! This my first story plz no flames. T cuz I'm paranoid. Haitus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
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