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The Bad Teacher

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Hot For A Teacher by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
Beautiful and popular among her peers, Isabella Swan's life has always been superficial and easy. In an alternate universe, her parents' money can buy her everything and everyone she wants. Too bad the new hot teacher is out of her league for reasons more than one. This love, she's going to have to work for. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20116 - Favs: 12,979 - Follows: 5,413 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Artist in the Ambulance by creampuffsteph reviews
While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance? AH/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,393 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009
Your Friends & Neighbors by Ava Little reviews
Bella & Jacob have been together for 10 years. Their fire is slowly dying & may be put out for good by the arrival of cool, new neighbor, Edward Cullen. Will the sparks fly or be doused forever when Edward finds a crying Bella & offers her some comfort?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,016 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,294 - Follows: 5,699 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22893 - Favs: 14,139 - Follows: 10,628 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Relation or relationship by Stormy Bella reviews
Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,308 - Reviews: 4199 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8123 - Favs: 8,167 - Follows: 8,395 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Portrait of A Girl by Zors reviews
Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18536 - Favs: 7,748 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14198 - Favs: 15,136 - Follows: 8,253 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11387 - Favs: 11,029 - Follows: 5,779 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Meant To Be by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella meets a married man named Edward, and what she anticipates to be a one time fling turns into an affair that stirs feelings she is blindsided by. The battle between heart & mind leaves them both struggling to do the right thing. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 170,605 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5411 - Favs: 5,291 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8691 - Favs: 5,367 - Follows: 5,088 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 3,943 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Forbidden Romance by edwardlovesbellaforever reviews
After returning home from college, Edward embarks on a passionate affair with his father's girlfriend who just so happens to be the same age as him. AU All human EB! OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,343 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Muse by OhMyWord reviews
I listened to his deep, quiet voice and wondered what it would sound like if he whispered in my ear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,988 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bad Teacher reviews
Bella's been daydreaming in class, Why can't Mr. Edward Cullen teach properly, what happens when they get so wrapped up in fighting each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,061 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward