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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Howdy :)

So I'm guessing that if you're here you want to know a little bit more about me... either that or you googled 'mexican gay porn' and I was the result... If that was the case then I am terribly sorry!

If you did come here to know a little bit more about me then I shall try to sum it up in a nutshell for you:

Basically I am the place where dignity comes to die, a person so tragically antisocial that it hurts. I have more books than friends and think that movies (no matter how bad) are better than human beings. I'm just your average run-of-the-mill crazy cat lady.


"I just realized... maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in Hansel and Gretel -- she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it."

-Miranda Hobbs (Sex and the City)

Yup as you can tell from that, I consider myself the poor witch.


Well it wasn't as nutshelly as I'd hoped but if you liked those ramblings then you're gonna love the ones I have on tumblr and twitter (yes this is me shamelessly plugging my own blogs).

Tumblr:

loch-ness-pedro.tumblr.com

Twitter:

twitter.com/50ShadesOfPedro


Ciao.

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Roleplay by my1alias reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. A new player joins Edward's D&D group, with sexy results. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10708 - Favs: 9,358 - Follows: 7,033 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Will Possess Your Heart by PoisonAngelMuse reviews
"Where everyone saw just another weird geek, I saw potential" Edward is a geek, Bella is the new girl in town, a funny and hot story! 'Cause who doesn't love a geek Edward? Lemons for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,305 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
100 Years Later by BurningSky reviews
Edward left Bella in the forest, with Pneumonia settling in, and nobody to save her except a small coven of two traveling Vampire, Bella becomes a Vampire herself. But what happens 100 Years later when she meets the Cullens ... Rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,920 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Movie Night by alexxxandria reviews
The week is such a drag when you have movie night with your man-whore best friend to look forward to. AH/CANON/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Bella, Edward
Together Forever? by TwiHardLexie reviews
Edward left Bella but never came back. 83 years later the Cullen's go to a concert but little did they know, the people they came to see was Bella and her coven. Bella is the most powerful vampire with now the most powerful coven. And a werewolf best friend/ crush, and its not Jake! Full summary inside. -Lexie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8256 - Favs: 4,643 - Follows: 4,228 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vagabond by Ellen92 reviews
When Bella offers a vagabond a ride, her entire life is about to change. [In process of being rebeta'ed]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,261 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Me Hear Your Body Talk by iluvtwilightmre reviews
Poor Bella. A virgin. At 23. No urges or interest in sex, you see. Until she meets a new patient at her physical therapy center. Hostile and complex, this man has the potential to change her outlook on life, love and most importantly, her body. Is it also possible that she might just tear his world apart?...Like you wouldn't believe. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,136 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
Harder Than You Know by mcrfan7680 reviews
Bella's new at Forks. She sees Edward kissing a Blondie on the first day, then a red head at lunch. She hates guys like him, aka a player, but what happens when Edward opens up to Bella? Can Bella really hate a boy with such a mangled past?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 145,676 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 4/24/2009
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12687 - Favs: 4,033 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Promises,Promises by PoisonAngelMuse reviews
What promises the future may hold for strangers Edward and Bella in a night they will never forget "So promise me only one thing, would you? Just don't ever make me promises No promises"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Hell in a Handbasket by Kathryn's NomDePlume reviews
Twilight as I would have written it. Darker humour. AU. Edward isn't a vegetarian.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,349 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Guitar by Gemgirl65 reviews
Bella Swan doesn't do one-night stands. But the way Edward Cullen makes love to that guitar onstage has her wishing she could trade places with it, if only for one night... Winner "Best Romance" in the Truly Anonymous Twilight OS Picture Prompt Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood diamonds by Narwhals.Meow reviews
Edward didnt come back in New Moon. Bella became a vampire anyway. They meet 200 years later. This is what happens. Better summary inside. R&R xoxo ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,122 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Underneath it all by Angel-Magic-Symphony reviews
Bella & Edward know how to get under each others skin, a week in detention, two months of working on a romeo/juliet project while surpressing certain feelings leads to a lot of tension, flirting and asking themselves why they hate each other. -work in prg
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,073 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
500 Years To Forget by Kai.Lynn.Sledge reviews
What if Bella didn't make it to the meadow scene with Laurent? What if she was changed by a couple of nomads? Its 500 years later and Aro is throwing a party for the Volturi. Every vampire has to come. Even the animal drinkers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Bella, Edward
Meeting the Requirements by Lemondropx reviews
"I asked to go to a place where I'd be safe, a place where I'd be comforted. A place where I'd be able to relax and be happy" she stated while smiling. "And the room brought you here?" he asked, his eyes sparkling out of happiness. "I suppose it did."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,748 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Breaking Boundaries and New Beginnings by Fates-Love-Queen reviews
Bella Swan has been working as a live-in Nanny in the Cullen house for the last six months. Can one day really change everything? A FAGE3some story written for Nicia. AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Shoots, She Scores by TFA Summer Fantasy Contest reviews
When Bella saw Edward for the first time, she became obsessed. What will she do to make sure Edward is hers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent Blood by XxBloodyredrosexX reviews
Edward Cullen hunts down innocent girls and uses them to enjoy himself. One day, he hunts another victim, Bella Swan. Will desire for her make him forget about his little games? warning:DOM/POSSESSIVE EDWARD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,984 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Shameful Acts of Lust by lel2768 reviews
Edward surprises himself in Bella's Bedroom
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Red Moon by Lil-Rahl reviews
Four months after Edward and the Cullens leave. Bella's vampire bite starts acting up in strange ways. Without the help of the Cullens, Bella is left alone to deal with what may happen. Epilouge now added!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,068 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Idiots Guide To Becomming A Bedroom Goddess by xxBeautiful Nightmarexx reviews
Bella has a crush on the new dr. He finally asks her out making her realize she has no experience with men or the bedroom. A certain dr offers his services.She has 7 days to learn. They engage in a world of sexual experimentation. ExB,some Darkward. Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,708 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,235 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride Me Anytime by sanctuary-in-dreams reviews
Sexy Eddie Contest! So, Bella is a waitress at a Diner trying to get some money and one day at her job, a handsome biker named Edward dazzles her. Sparks fly and lust is in the air! R&R and vote when the time comes! If you want in, contact Jayeliwood.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by up2late reviews
Edward lives a lonely existence in his career as a mortician. Will a chance meeting with a certain brunette bring all of his fantasties to life? Rated M for hot, funeral home lemon! E/B O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What My Neighbour Doesn't Know by Nightwriter654 reviews
AU/AH. You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift. Edward and Bella have been best friends since kindergarten, but high school has pulled them into opposite social circles. Will they figure out that love is more important than popularity?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,113 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Secluded Seduction by Pinkpixiechick reviews
Hot summer days, another beach party full of people you're trying to avoid. Refuge in the cool and dark brings unexpected surprises. Fun, sexy times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She's a Knockout by Heykekeniceshot reviews
Bella is awkward and a nerd and is trying to make peace with that. Alice sets her up on a blind date of sorts with Edward. He won't know what hit him. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pursuing Perfection by quietlieshere reviews
Bella is smart, a little shy, but she's not afraid to fight back. The popular Edward enjoys teasing the girls, especially Bella. After being partnered in Biology will they stop fighting and become friends? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,464 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Locked up with a Sex God by Angel-Magic-Symphony reviews
Edward and Bella secretly want each other on the inside, while they hate each other on the outside, what happens when they are forcibly locked inside the drama's costume room? R&R One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hurting by SopranoandBass reviews
Bella has lived with Charlie all her life, and when Renee left he became abusive. When the Cullens move in next door, will Charlie be caught? I'll bet you can guess who comes to Bella's rescue! Canon pairings. AU: all human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 64,252 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Jingle Bella by cosmogirl7481 reviews
O/S Lonely and scorned, Bella is sarcastic and slightly bitter. A bad first date isn't helping things. Will a stranger rub her in all the wrong ways…or all the right ones? Rated M for dirty talk and smut because I wrote it. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 138 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Enjoy the Holidays by Sierra Sitruc reviews
During a raging holiday party, a storm strikes and the lights go out. Fumbling through an unfamiliar, pitch black house, Bella bumps into a tempting stranger in the dark…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Soloist by verotruth reviews
Bella begrudgingly takes in a rare bit of culture when her best friend takes her to the symphony. Sure to hate every musical minute of it, Bella finds herself surprised when she lays eyes on the guest soloist and his talented violin hands. O/S AH Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The marriage of hell by Ashley lyell reviews
An arranged marriage. An arranged marriage accepted by me! What the hell was I thinking? Edward being the irresponsible rich player in school, and me being the clumsy girl, this wouldn't work out! Why me? Why couldn't carlisle choose someone else?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,742 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Seventh Heaven by TheInsatiableVampire reviews
When Bella and Alice go to the "Seventh Heaven" tattoo shop, they get more than they bargained for. Alice gets seduced by her tattoo artist, leaving Bella alone to wait for her.. until Tattward comes to keep her company. Lemony goodness. One-shot. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Noticed by Liz4 reviews
"A week long conference with a co-worker who hates me? FML." E/B Lemony Goodness on the way. AU/All Human. Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,040 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
She Loves Me For Me by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward Cullen was always a little on the nerdy side in high school. Bella Swan was always a little too hardcore. Geekward FGB oneshot for kezcullen. Rated M for lang
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,609 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Strips of Truth by Averie Elisabeth reviews
Edward goes to his friends strip club to practice his two favorite hobbies: getting girls and annoying waitress Bella Swan. Edward thinks Bella is no different from the other hookers, but is there more to her then he thinks. CHPTRS 1-6 UNDER REWRITE AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,905 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Nerd Alert by LaPushWolf reviews
Bella's got the hots for the library bookworm. Alice is trying to charm the new southern waiter. Rose is trying to impress the schools baseball star. Will the girls ever get up the nerve to turn their fantasy boys into reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,093 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
100 years later by Stefy101 reviews
This story happens during New Moon, But the story you know stops when Laurent meets Bella in the woods. What would happen if the werewolfs hadn't saved Bella? What if she had become a vampire without Edward. Worse: What if Edward found out,100 year later
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 38,938 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by Olivia St. Clair reviews
When Bella Swan, leader of the social elite at Forks High, finds herself failing Spanish class, she turns to the nerdy, but cute Edward Cullen. The problem is, Edward doesn't really like Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,420 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Standing Ovations and IOUs by Stephaniiie reviews
Entry for pic is worth 1000 words. One-shot. AU/AH Chart-topping rivals Bella and Edward find that they can put their 'hatred' to good use; sometimes the best things in life are unplanned. Dirty but not explicit. I suppose you could call it lemon rind..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Best Friend's Wedding by Stephaniiie reviews
Entry for Moonlight Stuido's Lyrical Contest. AU/AH/OOC/One-shot. It's been a year since Edward last saw his fiancée and best friend. A year of waiting for her to come back to him. And Edward's not about to let her go without crashing the wedding first...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15829 - Favs: 7,024 - Follows: 3,233 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finding a Queen by MaryRose89 reviews
England's soon-to-be king, Edward, is getting ready to ascend to the throne. His father's only condition: he has to get married first, and if he doesn't find a girl in the next month, his father will be the one choosing. AH
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,596 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Call me Bella by Snakeskin Babe reviews
"By the way, I don't need Edward so I can figure out my gifts. I need him because I love him." She smiled widely. "Call me Bella."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 6,880 - Follows: 3,329 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When People Change by pen2paper93 reviews
Bella & Edward were best friends until high school. He's popular. She's not. He's changed but not for the better. Tired of being in the background, treated like she doesn't exist, Bella decides to make her own change. Time for a makeover. B&E. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,515 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
Safe With You by sheviking reviews
One-shot birthday present for my beta, Melanie. Bella takes a nanny job for the summer with a rich family. When she meets Edward, the incredibly hot gardener, she is sure that he will break her heart if she isn't careful. Lemons and the usual stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 207 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Curse of a Fallen Soul by Monkey85 reviews
Bella never thought she would have a chance with Edward Masen. He only ever saw the beautiful girls.She didn't expect one conversation to change that...She also never expected to make friends with his sister Alice.That was when it all changed. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,297 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love Story by youareacheesesandwich reviews
Isabella Swan met Edward Cullen in 1918, when her family were hosting a party. There, they danced, fell in love and soon after were engaged in secret. Almost 100 years after Edward's "Death" they meet again in a high school in Forks, Washington, both as Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,906 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saturday Night Fever by RebeccaSwanCullen reviews
While everyone else in their group gets along just fine, Edward and Bella simply seem to hate each other. The question is, is there more behind their supposed animosity? And what will they do once they acknowledge that fact? AU/AH. Rated M. Two Shots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 35,989 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
sk8er boi, by doubletime twins reviews
Edward’s a sk8er and Bella does ballet. They are neighbors and both hate each other, but when Edward gets in trouble and has to join the school dance contest. What happens when they get partnered together?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,580 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Want Some More by TFX reviews
Written for the HappyBirthdayNina Project. Prompts: Argyle, Darth Vader/Stormtroopers, & S'mores. What happens when the shy nerdy IT guy finally asks his new doe-eyed co-worker out on a date? Will it end with sweet results? Rated M PottyMouth & Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bad Teacher by jpixieruler reviews
Bella's been daydreaming in class, Why can't Mr. Edward Cullen teach properly, what happens when they get so wrapped up in fighting each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,061 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Batteries Not Included by MizzezPattinson reviews
Bella Swan is single, in her late 30's and wishes she could turn back the hands of time to win over her much younger boss, big shot movie star, Edward Cullen. One night out leads Bella's inner cougar to surface.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
The Anatomy Lesson by kimpy reviews
When Edward asks Bella to help him study for a test, she has no idea that it is a hands-on learning experience.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Desire by Jessantha reviews
Bella was changed before moving to Forks, now she meets Edward and has to deal with her past and present to be happy. BellaxEdward T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,893 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
1 In A Million by Clairemuah reviews
What if Victoria did get to Bella but only managed to bite her? You know what happens, right? Bella gets a coven. And she meets the Cullens again- in Forks. And they have a new member. Her one in a million chance to meet them. First Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,567 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
The Blood White Wolf by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
Edward Leaves And Bella Is Changed, But This Time She Doesnt Change Into A Vampire - She Changes Into Something Else. What Happens When The Cullens Return To Forks And Find Her Once Again. --- Some People Wanted To Know About My Pen Name So Here It Is :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,884 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love in an Elevator by charmizane reviews
A married couple's New Year's resolution begins an adventure of exhibitionist behavior according to the alphabet. My contribution to the Twifans for Haiti compilation. AH and Very Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Flirting Lessons by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH One Shot. “His voice was low and husky and delicious. “You can spill coffee on me whenever you want.” “I might take you up on that,” I said. “But your flirting is outrageously terrible.” "Do you want to teach me, then?"" Edward&Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Talk Dirty to Me by far-to-jaded reviews
UPDATED 1/9! Edward and Bella find new ways to connect and learn the power of talking out their fantasies. AU-AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,588 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Woman in the Bottle by The Catastrophic Teacup reviews
Edward finds a mysterious glass bottle in his family’s attic in a box of junk. He takes it, and cleans it, when Bella pops out and tells him something that leaves him astounded... BxE, AH. REWRITE of 'Hopes, Wishes and Wish Granting'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,827 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Not Always as They Appear by Loves.Jasper reviews
All Human: Bella hates Edward, causing Edward to hate Bella. what if a not so accident causes them to be locked in the Biology closet together? Will they hate eachother for ever or will they find somthing new?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Understanding Testosterone by LionsLamb reviews
Written for Support Stacie Auction. Bella wants to understand men's minds and the men of Forks don't provide any help. It takes Edward and his sexy talk to help Bella understand just what dirty things Edward thinks. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4354 - Favs: 2,862 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and the Beast by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Bella discovers a hidden castle with a secret that will change her life and the course of another.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,203 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art of Seduction by far-to-jaded reviews
Bella gives Professor Cullen a lesson he won't soon forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crap! I Married Edward Cullen! by Lord of the Pixies reviews
On a trip to Vegas with her friends, Bella Swan accidentally married superstar Edward Cullen while drunk. Whats worse is that Edward tells her they need to wait TWO WHOLE WEEKS to get a divorce,Oh, and she has to keep the entire thing SECRET. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hopes, Wishing and Wish Granting by The Catastrophic Teacup reviews
Bella's a genie and Edward found the bottle in which she resides. Five wishes, falling in love and various obstacles in their relationship... how will they manage to cope? ExB, all other canon pairings. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,368 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Butterflies and Bella Lunas by suspenders reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since high school and now a lapse in judgement one night will change everything. Will he be able to win her heart before it's too late? Canon Pairings. M for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,310 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008
Captive of a Bartender by AcrossTheSkyInStars reviews
Entry for Summer of Smut One-shot Contest: A beautiful woman is taken captive by a sexy bartender while on vacation. They become consumed in a night of...ahem...fun. Smut, OF COURSE. Rated M for mature themes, lemons, profanity...etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Royal Romance by kbchameleon2013 reviews
I've known my best friend Prince Edward Cullen since kindergaten.I have loved him since middle school and now we are in our senior year of high school but he doesnt notice me for anything more than his best friend or does he? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Two Different Types of Angels by call me your partner in crime reviews
Edward left, and Bella killed herself. She is now an angel and happens to run into the Cullens a couple years later. Will she accept Edward back into her life?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,135 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Closer You Get by 303lovaaa bitch reviews
Bella, Edward, Alice, Emmett, Rosalie and Jasper - none of them are strangers but they all belong to different 'cliques' or social circles. They all end up in Saturday detention for the next month. That's FOUR whole Saturdays people.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Meeting the snob aka Edward Cullen by Your sweetest dream reviews
Edward Cullen is the new student at Forks High. He is the son of a rich lord in England. His father thinks he is a spoiled brat and after his latest trouble making, his father sends him off. Bella meets him in their psychology class and the sparks fly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,589 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by Mrs. Hale Jasper's Wife reviews
AH/AU Forced to live together under the same roof by a school assighment. Eight kids, two parents and one very long and crazy month. Better summery inside. New characters included. I am not Stephenie Meyer. I am disclaiming now! Rated T because Im Paranoi
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009
Sex Appeal by beautyattempt reviews
Bella needs some new clothes. ExB; slighty OOC, All human. Lemon. One-shot series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Opposites Attract: Freshman Year by AMWalsh reviews
Drama Filled: Sweet innocent Bella falls for her new dorm mate's "Alice" womanizing older brother Edward. Do Opposites Attract? Read to find out. A/J, E/B, Em/R, C/Es, All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 110,650 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Walk At TWILIGHT to Remember by Musicmochroidhe reviews
A twist on the Nicholas Sparks novel we all know and love... Starring our favorite characters from Twilight! Edward Masen is one of the most popular guys at school, but events throw him together with outcast Bella Swan, and of course they fall in love!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,949 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teardrops On My Guitar by Mrz.EdwardCullen reviews
Bella&EdwardHaveKnownEachOtherSinceTheyWereKids.OneDayEdwardTellsHerHe’sInLove.WhenBella AsksWhoHeSaysHeWillGiveHerAClueEachPeriod.BellaIsHeartbroken,WhoDoesHeLove.WhoIsShe?What SheDoesn’tRealizeIsThatAllTheCluesPointToOnePerson,Her.AllHuman. E&B/EM&R/A&J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,079 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Sun Continued by JT3883 reviews
Midnight Sun continued where Stephenie Meyer's beginning ended. Still under construction...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fetishes by CheesyFace reviews
Bella gets signed up by Alice to a help group for her 'amusing' fetish, there she meets Edward and they find that getting over their fetish is going to be just a bit harder than they thought.....but do they really need to get over it?......nah. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Somewhere Only We Know by MoonChild99 reviews
What happens when Alice shows up at her brothers apartment with a baby after 2 years of absence? Jalice story. With minor E/B and Em/R. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,464 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Seventeen Years by Tinkerbella C reviews
Based on Some Kind of Wonderful. What happens when Bella's nerdy best friend Edward suddenly asks Rosalie Hale to the prom and she has to deal with the aftermath? AH. Oneshot. First Fic hopefully better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,348 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Edward: A Bella Swan Challenge by xshear reviews
Bella's looking for a job, Alice is looking to teach Edward a lesson and all Edward wants is to get laid. A short, multi-chapter fic that's completely OOC on all characters. Oh, and it's full of smutty goodness. AU HUMAN people.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Putting Lessons by bethaboo reviews
Edward and Bella, vacationing at the beach, have a little too much fun on the mini golf course. All Human AU. One Shot. Entry in the Dirty Talking Edward Contest and winner of 2nd Place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Since Feeling is First by Kitschisme reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Featuring... SEXY LIBRARIAN EDWARD! Read and you shall be rewarded with a hot and sexy LIBRARY LEMON! Rated M for sexy time. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hey Cowboy by amgglekim reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest! What happens when admiring from afar becomes up close and personal? Features: Bartender Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cab Cafe by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward is famous for his good looks, charisma, and skills. While performing, he catches the intelligent eyes of a stranger, who he later meets. For Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest. Look inside for the type of amazingly sexy Edward. M Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fast Times at Forks High by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For Jayliewood's Sexy Edward Contest! Edward and Bella have been friends for years, but now Edward knows how she really feels. Will he be able to convince her to let loose? Big fat lemon! For mature eyes only, please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapped by CallistoLexx reviews
All Human AU, BPOV. A drunken game of Truth or Dare with Alice leads to Bella spending her Saturday night somewhere she never expected. E/B, Em/R. ADULT CONTENT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 144 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want to be a Cowboy, Baby by Brunettezki reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's contest, Sexy Cowboy Edward! My first lemon...be gentle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Than Cake by GoodbyeLove4 reviews
Bella Swan works for Edward Cullen, the worlds famous chef. What happens when they meet in the walk-in cooler? Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. MATURE! LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What's sexier than a mechanic? by sprockett reviews
Bella's truck has broken down, and she needs some help from the local sexy mechanic. Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest! Mechanic Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Amusing Thoughts by MarryMeTopaz reviews
Mini stories of things that cross through peoples minds that Edward can read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
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What Really Matters reviews
Bella and Edward are 'geeks'. Bella thinks that her life is fine, she doesn't need to be popular, she just needs her best friend Edward. What happens when Edward wants the exact opposite, shows off a hidden talent and leaves Bella behind? Can she cope?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,827 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
I Know What I Am reviews
Bella leaves after the incident with James, no explanations, no nothing. The Cullens can't understand why? Did Bella just suddenly feel like this was too much to handle or are there other motives? What if Bella wasn't as human as we think? T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,846 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Edward, Bella