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Joined 02-05-09, id: 1828543, Profile Updated: 11-02-13
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Halloween, Assassin's Creed, Numb3rs, Walking Dead, and Twilight.

I'm more of a reader than a writer. I do like to read anything that is written well. I haven't found anything I won't try once, and I tend to like it once I try it. Gen, het, m/m, f/f, threesome, moresome, a/b/o dynamics, MS, to name a few off the top of my head. Though I can't stand to read RPFs, tried it - didn't like it.

i've found two other websites that I tend to turn towards when I don't ghat to have to wade through teen angst. AO3 (best for Fanfics) and Squidge (best for original works). Though currently my favorite is AO3. No I am not getting paid for promotional BS, I just want to help out others interested in reading some really great fics.

Age: unknown

Gender: female

Currently hooked on:
Assassin's Creed, The Walking Dead, Fluff

Thoughts on Gay Marriage: by Bookkbaby

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support gay marriage!

Faved Stories

I have some faved stories that I just wanted to see the end in, and they aren't too badly written. Some others I absolutely love to read over and over again. My tastes have changed over time but I still like the stories I have favorited.

Assassin's Creed

Fast Cars and Airplanes in Heaven is a gritty, fun, down to earth Modern AU story that deals with some controversial issues. I had faved it because it wasn't finished, now it is one I like to read I when I'm in a darker mood but want something with some fluff to it. You definitely need to be ok with the idea of kidnapping, blood, death, m/m, mental and physical abuse and trauma. But it has family, love, mystery, and a good ending. If again it has a lot of length (the longest in my faves), but its GREAT.

A Lily in the Valley is one of the great works by Xazz. It could be called an AU but it still takes place in the game era. It is done in a very believable way, written superbly, and is incomplete... Grrr. But there is more than 100,000 words to plow through already, but doesn't seem like that much because the stories always moving. It does pick up during a scene in the game but you don't have to have played or even watched it to get what's going on. A great easy read.

Hospital is a modern-ish AU, there is a cute Kadar, a stubborn and wounded Altair, and a stressed out Dr. Malik! A definite need to read and is quite short with a measly 28,000 word count. But it will have you laughing, gushing, and cursing as you read through it. Plus it has a sequel!


A Broken Tale a cute fairy tale that will scratch a itch in a pinch. lovely writing and beautifully plotted, but now not one off my go-to's because I've fallen out off the fandom.

Stolen Pearls is a sequel to a sequel to Shimmering Scales. I believe the author is no longer writing the story. I may take it down from my faves.

Shimmering Scales is a story that throws an interesting twist to The Little Mermaid plot. Again, I've fallen out of the fandom but the story is beautifully done and is a great read if interested.

Fullmetal Alchemist

Behind a Mask is a story I don't much remember. Try it out, see if you like it.

Something in the Water was the first story I read that was a little more mature than what I was use to. It is a good mystery and I liked it very much, a good read.

G. I. Joe

Bad Day a funny little fiction that I go back to when I find my self in the the fandom again, actually I go back to all the G. I. Joe fics I have faved when I'm back in the fandom...hehe. Well this one is funny because it had dear old Tommy having a bad day at work, which means lots of laughter as he takes is aggression out.

Arrows is FUNNY! Poor Storm Shadow and medics. Just read it its worth it.

Duty as Usual it's just that good. A definite read if you are into the Joe fandom, or even if you're not.

Hippocratic Oath just read it.

A Fire Within and AFW2 is a modern AU of the Joes, there's some se/s loven' and mystery and DEATH, one of the only authors that I've seen will kill of people that have been introduced. The two make a total of about 129,000 words, still short. Also the only author I've found to be a guy, a military guy, if his profile is to be believed. So read it, it gives the reader a different flavor than all the feminine crap that's flying around, not that there's anything wrong with that, but a little variety is good.


Notes from a Killer so I know its a romance, but can't remember much else. I think the author finished it after I fell out of the fandom and I've never gotten back in. It's a good read, though it is a bit high schooler-ish. But if you like Michael, then read it. And yes I did write for the Fandom, buy I don't like my own story, this is better.


It Takes a Village is apparently the only Naruto story I have faved. It's a cute little collections of one shots with Minato and the village who raised Naruto. A super cute read that may give you cavities... Just saying.

Static Shock

Through a Glass, Darkly is probably the best Static Shock fan fictions out there. It has adventure, romance, drama, mystery, stuff that will leave you reeling. It's a good, but dark, read.

It's a Tradition is a wow-er. It drags you down, then up, then semi down again. Don't read unless you're in the mood to cry.

Walking Dead

Whiskey & Cakesters is a cute, lovable, realistic story about Daryl and the Kids, yes Sophia is alive in this one. In my personal opinion you have to read it, there isn't another like it that I have come across. DON'T PLAGIARIZE!

Skin Deep by Haitus80, yes there is another out there by the same name. Granted the story is long, but the development of the characters from chapter 1-15 is astounding and it just keeps getting better. This is another fic with Sophia in it. I personally had to go back and re-read it because it is like a really good movie or book or TV show, where the more times you read or watch it the more you get out of it. READ IT, don't let the length dissuade you.


Yukikaze: Boomerang Squadron is a story that could add to the short shows episodes. It is a sequel and it is incomplete. But it's worth it if the show leaves you wanting more.

My Stories


Set in Sand: Gaara has to choose who his bride will be. It has Ino, Hinata, Tenten, and Sakura in it. Gaara can't stand noise, but Ino is loud, Tenten expresses her view without provication, and Sakura can't stand silence. Gaara can't stand shy girls, Hinata's shy. How will this end? Still in progress. On Hiatus untill I finish final chapters. :EDIT 2013: most likely never getting finished, thinking about taking it off of


Fates Funny Ways: It is a GaaraxSakura one-shot. Basically nurse (Sakura) falls in love with patient (Gaara) with cornyness.

Two Worlds Meet: This is a mix of Twilight and Halloween. Jasper wants my OC, Layla, and Michael wants Layla. This is my first time trying something like this.

Shy Boy: Genma and Hayate pairing. The story is based on the song by Jordin Sparks. It is something that I wrote to try and get over my writers block.

Lorenzo’s Wrath: Giovanni and Lorenzo pairing. A fill over on LJ's Assassin's Creed kink meme pt. 2 got me thinking Spanked!Giovanni. And this is what came out at 1 in the morning.

Numbers Don't Lie: Charlie notices his brother act differently around Agents Cooper and Edgerton. He confronts Don's girlfriend Robin for the scoop and he gets more information than he wanted.

Oops: Walking dead crack. Daryl gets shot in the ass by his brother 'accidentally' as he's talking to Rick. Carol has to pull it out and stitch him up. Hints of a Rick/Daryl/Carol at the end, don't like don't read that far.

Artemis: Daryl teaches Carol how to drive the motorcycle and how to wield his crossbow while on a run. Carol ends up saving his life with a bow and arrows as he's stunned by her. Slight AU could fit to cannon.

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A Lily in the Valley by Xazz reviews
It was a mad conspiracy that brought them to this point, one that put them in a place of power neither wanted. But snakes still slither, enemies multiply and if Malik isn't careful it may all crash down around their heads, an Order divided and a dangerous enemy allowed to destroy them.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 217,124 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Altaïr, Malik
Through a Glass, Darkly by valkyrie-alex reviews
For every choice you make, every path you follow...there is always a what if Sometimes, there are thousands of them. Eventual slash, VR now with fresh pine R rating.
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 189,257 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 1/8/2005
Fast Cars and Airplanes in Heaven by TheAllPowerfulOz reviews
Kink Meme Fill #4 on Live Journal! AU, Modern times. Altair is a PI contacted by Giovanni to rescue his kidnapped son, Ezio... YAOI WARNING! AU!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 101 - Words: 350,797 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Whiskey & Cakesters by Delta 9 reviews
In the chaos of a walker ambush Carl and Sophia are separated from their parents, placing them in the care of Daryl Dixon, who is fully capable of surviving on his own but has no experience being a guardian. Will he be able to get them all back safely?
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,825 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Daryl D., Carl G., Sophia - Complete
Skin Deep by Haitus80 reviews
The world is over. His brother is gone. His options are slim. And then out of the fog appears something he doesn't even recognize. He doesn't see it at first for what it really is. Hope.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 94 - Words: 312,500 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Daryl D., Carol, Merle D., Sophia - Complete
When Your Role Model is a Cat by Shipperwolf reviews
Instinct leads to stupidity which leads to disaster of embarassing proportions. Caryl Crack!; oneshot.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
AFW2: The Heroes that Rise, the Heroes that Fall by AF Iron 135 reviews
Continuation of "A Fire Within" and the same AU. Based on Snake-Eyes, but with many others this time. What is the cost of freedom and is the price truly worth it? Keywords: S/SE, action, military, Scarlett
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,297 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009
Hospital by Evil.lil.angel reviews
Assassins Creed AU, AltMal. Altaïr wakes up in hospital after ambush in war-zone. I suck at summarys. Romance/humor/drama
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,166 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
It Takes a Village by Masked-Writer-In-Disguise reviews
AU. 'It was no skin off the Hokage's back having his son cut his best friends hair during weapons' practice. He was taking notes from the village it took to raise him.' Maybe a dump for familial Minato/Naruto fics.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Notes from a Killer by xxKhaleesixx reviews
On a dark night in Haddonfield, Michael Myers rescues a woman who is being raped. He takes her to his childhood home, keeping her prisoner. Refusing to speak aloud, Michael writes her sticky notes. MichaelxOC. COMPLETE! Over 120k views! Reader discretion - please be aware I started writing this when I was 13. A lot will not make sense and is very silly. I plan to edit the story.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,238 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Yukikaze: Boomerang Squadron by Q42 reviews
Sequel to Homecoming. The human race thought the JAM were gone. And even when their presence on Earth is revealed, the powers-that-be refuse to acknowledge the threat. Now, humanity's only hope lies with an elite combat unit: Boomerang Squadron.
Yukikaze - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
Bad Day by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
A mission goes south, and one of our dear ninja does NOT have a good day. M for language and violence. Lots of violence.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Arrows by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Jeez, anyone reading my fics would think that I really, really hate the Joe medics...which I don't. Still, this time around they've got Storm Shadow to deal with. Sorry, guys.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,215 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Duty as Usual by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
COBRA is plotting, Beach Head has PT, Scarlett and Snake Eyes are fraternizing, greenshirts are traumatized, military engagements are met, and Storm Shadow might even get a little action *nudge nudge, wink wink* . It's duty as usual. SE/S, Stormy/OC
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,572 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
Behind A Mask by Rosabelle Baber reviews
Riza's being promoted and Roy's not too happy about it, but can a man in a mask, hidden by the shadows of an old warehouse, change their course of fate? Now his marionette, Riza must do as this man least until the mask is removed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,644 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Riza H., Roy M.
Hippocratic Oath by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
A plot bunny that's been refusing to leave me alone...Carl Greer had to discover that ninja make the worst patients at some point. Rated M because I am categorically incapable of writing a SE/S fiction without some sweet sweet lovin' in it at some point.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Stolen Pearls by Shimanishiki reviews
Sequal to "Diamond Born." Lavi is kidnapped by a crazed madman, and Kanda must save him before it's too late. Cowritten with Sailorstar165
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu
A Fire Within by AF Iron 135 reviews
A story focusing on Snake-Eyes. Modern day, realistic background. A new terror is born, but little is known about them, and a team is assembled to find out who is behind the new threat... Rated M for language, violence, and strong adult situations
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,318 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Something in the Water by MoonStarDutchess reviews
-Is Undergoing Rewrite- Something strange happens to some of the military women of Central Headquarters and it's up to Roy Mustang and his loyal men to figure out what it is. Can they do this when even Riza is affected?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,192 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Shimmering Scales by Shimanishiki reviews
Lavi never wanted to fall in love, but when he came to the surface with his brother Allen, he fell for the human prince Kanda. Now he must make Kanda love him, or become Tyki's slave forever! KandaxLavi LenaleexAllen. Co-written with Sailorstar165
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,295 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
It's A Tradition by valkyrie-alex reviews
Slash VR. Sometimes you have to live with your mistakes. Sometimes you get a second chance.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Complete
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Set in Sand reviews
Garra is being forced to marry by his parents. He has to chose between Ino, Tenten, Hinata, and Sakura. Now Complete. Rated for a reason, no explicit sex scene.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,412 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Artemis reviews
Written for the USS Caryl prompt challenge. Takes place between season3 and 4. Carol learns how to drive the motorcycle and how to shoot the cross bow. She also ends up saving Daryl's life during a run for supplies. Slight AU. Rated T for walker kills...- -
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Daryl D., Carol] - Complete
Oops reviews
Merle followed the black shaft of the arrow that blended with the dark fabric behind it to where it landed. Square in his brother's right butt cheek like he had aimed it. "Oops."
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Daryl D. - Complete
Numbers Don't Lie reviews
Is Charlie imagining things about his brother? Are his numbers finally wrong? Why is he the only one who is seeing these things about his brother? Why does his brother act the way he does around Agent Egerton and Agent Cooper? Found this in my hard drive, thought I'd share. Will not be continued. I don't own Numb3rs.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Charlie E., Don E., Ian E., B. Cooper - Complete
Lorenzo's Wrath reviews
Spanked!Giovanni. Will he be able to sit after his encounter with Lorenzo's wrath? Will his wife agree to sit in next time he gets a spanking? MariaxGiovannixLorenzo. Smut with Giovanni and Lorenzo.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Giovanni A., Lorenzo de Medici - Complete
Shy Boy reviews
This is a song based Drabble. I'm trying to get back into writing. There is not enough stories for this couple. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Genma S., Hayate G. - Complete
Two World Meet reviews
Twilight and Halloween mix. Jasper, Emmet, and Michael Myers head to head. Jasper likes Layla, Micheal captures Layla. What will happen.
Crossover - Halloween & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Fates Funny Ways reviews
Gaara and Sakura one-shot. How will they fall in love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete