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Joined 02-05-09, id: 1828552, Profile Updated: 08-04-14
Author has written 34 stories for Sherlock, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Doctor Who, Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club, and Kingsman: The Secret Service.

I'm Hannah and I write Sherlock and Free! fics, pretty much all fluff but I've been branching out. I mostly write Johnlock and Reigisa, and my current writing projects are my Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective and Father of One parent!lock series and Like, Comment, Subscribe, but I publish lots of little stories when inspiration hits.


I'm on AO3 under the same name as here (and post all the same things), and on tumblr as sherlocksbuttonhole (where I post fics and fic recs). My personal tumblr is daleksanddetectives (tv shows, games and anime).

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Murder Most Exquisite by PinkGloom reviews
AU Egyptian Archeologist 1920s .Retired Captain John H. Watson works at Holmes Antiquities in Cario. One day, the Holmes brothers decide to pay a visit. John's life proceeds to turn upside down. Murder, smut and adventure!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,531 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
When was your? by EvilWaffleS reviews
Trucy asking all the questions we want to know about our favourite AJ characters. TADA! I'm back guys! With regular updates! Enjoy reading!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,908 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Trucy W.
Moving On, Moving Out by watsonsdick reviews
AU/Parentlock - Hamish POV - After Sherlock's death, John and Hamish move out of Baker Street to try to move on with their lives.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Watch by rachelthenerdfighter reviews
John Watson, retired army doctor, has a strange pocket watch in his possession. one that he hasn't paid any attention to until now. Wholock with established Johnlock. (please note that I haven't seen a bit of Eleven's story, so this fanfic operates under the assumption that the Doctor is still single and not married to River Song.) MERRY CHRISTMAS DALEKSANDDETECTIVES!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
To be so young and in love by fantasybean reviews
Kid!Sherlock and Kid!John have decided that they're boyfriends and are in love. This leads to the Holmes' and the Watson's endless amusement and an adorable tale of two boys who become men, always in love. Johnlock. Don't like, don't read. Please read&review.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 115,957 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Close Your Eyes, Count the Sheep by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
All John wanted to do was have a cup of tea and wait out the snowstorm. However, he ends up locked in a walk-in freezer with none other than Sherlock Holmes. Oh, and it's cold. So cold. It couldn't get worse. Except for the little fact that their mobiles have no signal. Except for that.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,729 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Between Mars and Venus by theyleaveanote reviews
John was a gladiator until he got injured. To spare his life, Mycroft gave him to his brother, Sherlock, who never knew why he had accepted John in the first place. They grow closer, over time, and one day Sherlock lets slip - he never had a pleasant sexual experience. John wants to change that. Sherlock AU. Johnlock. Rated M for naughty reasons.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by upsettingthemoon reviews
AU where John and Sherlock are entered in the Hunger Games.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,259 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sherlock H.
Incoming Message by alienfromnegativespace reviews
Post-Reichenbach drabble. John calls Sherlock's cell phone and gets a surprise.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Last Drop by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,060 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Price of Fame by Lastew reviews
Written for a prompt: Now that John and Sherlock are an internet phenomenon, fan sites devoted to them are cropping up. What happens when they find a few? And how will they react to fan fiction that pairs them together? Pre-slash to slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Common Grounds by couchbarnacle reviews
John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rider on the Storm by swabloo reviews
Sometimes he thinks about turning to Sherlock and saying, 'look, my name isn't actually John,' and telling him about how he's been living off adrenaline since he was fourteen. Sherlock/Alex Rider crossover
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 174 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Alex R./Cub, John W. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Plywood and Cheese by xStormyx reviews
Edgeworth is still haunted by some details of Rise from the Ashes... Let's see what happens when he indulges in a little too much French food courtesy of Maya . Very strange.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Ouran Instant Messenger by FranFictionx reviews
Tamaki discovers the magic of instant messaging.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas: Zelda Style by Zeldafan-11 reviews
Just a poem I created in school during the Christmas season. A remake of the Twelve Days of Christmas.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
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Wakey, Wakey reviews
"Harry?" Eggsy balances his breakfast tray on his hip and nudges open the bedroom door, "wakey wakey, Eggsy made bakey." [Based on a tumblr post by harryhqrt & originally posted on AO3. Established Hartwin.]
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30 - [G. Unwin/Eggsy, Harry Hart/Galahad] - Complete
Like, Comment, Subscribe reviews
When John convinced Sherlock to upload a video of himself playing the violin to the internet, they had no idea how popular it would get. [Teenlock AU & established relationship]
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 3/27/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.]
Magic Not Required
"Watson!" The shout echoes across the courtyard to where John looks up from a parchment. He grins. "Show me it later," John says, grabbing Sherlock's hand and pulling him into the courtyard to Greg Lestrade who is kicking a black and white football into the air. (Potterlock written for Exchangelock AU Echange 2014 for zumbadorcito.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
An Easter Wager reviews
John loses a bet against Greg and has to carry out his and Sherlock's end of the deal at the New Scotland Yard Easter party. Based on mhimsa's Easter 2014 art.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Living with Hamish Holmes reviews
A series of one shots and ficlets partner to my "Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective and Father of One" series showing what the trio gets up to when they're not chasing down criminals or solving mysteries.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Five Times John Comforted Sherlock and the One Time He Couldn't reviews
John Watson was always there when Sherlock needed him to be until the one time he needed him most. [Established relationship]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
daleksanddetectives' 30 Day OTP Challenge reviews
Thirty day's worth of fluffy little snapshots into John and Sherlock's lives.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 15,300 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 9/21/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Little Kisses reviews
Sherlock rests his chin on John's knees rewards him with a quick peck on the lips for every successful sit up he does.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Redbeard reviews
{{ Spoilers for His Last Vow }} They find their parents leaning against the counter with a dog sat at their feet. It has silky reddish-brown fur and leans against Daddy Holmes' leg, tongue happily lolling out to the side.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Smuggling Rings and Nightmares reviews
John has been living with the two Holmes boys for several weeks and Sherlock decides he might come in handy on cases. (Continuation of 'Consulting Detective and Father of One', parent!lock au.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
I don't believe in death reviews
John's eyes widen when he lifts his corner of the coffin.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Freckles reviews
John trailed his finger down to a freckle on Sherlock's neck and then, spotting another nearby, let his fingertip gently move across the skin. His finger continued down, swirling around each mark.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Sherlock's Buttonhole reviews
The boys learned a lot from Mummy's line of work.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective and Father of One reviews
John Watson moves in with Sherlock Holmes, only to find that Sherlock has a nine year old son. Parent!lock AU and eventual Johnlock. (Sequel now posted)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,605 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Penguins and Pebbles reviews
Nagisa sees a documentary about penguins and finds the perfect way to show Rei how he feels.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Nagisa H., Rei R. - Complete
Summer Vacation reviews
Makoto, Haruka and Rei meet up after summer vacation to find that something has changed about their youngest friend.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Nagisa H., Haruka N., Rei R., Makoto T. - Complete
The Boy with the Butterfly Tattoo reviews
The day after Nagisa turns 18, he and Makoto take a trip to a tattoo shop.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Nagisa H., Rei R. - Complete
Poolside reviews
Makoto goes back to the pool after practise and finds Rei and Nagisa having a chat.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Nagisa H., Haruka N., Rei R., Makoto T. - Complete
Push & Pull reviews
They meet at a nation-wide race. Swimlock AU & eventual Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson
Sherlock vs the Boat reviews
The decision to take the Dover to Calais ferry for a case was not one of Sherlock's brightest ideas. In which Sherlock is too proud to mention to John he gets seriously sea sick.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We'll get there in the end reviews
Six times they almost get it right, one time it was almost perfect.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Don't Leave Me
Battle Royale/Hunger Games inspired AU. In their world, teenagers can volunteer to win glory and fortune in an arena based game. The catch? Be the last one standing. John and Sherlock meet under desperate circumstances. This is the end. Warnings: violence and character deaths
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wanna U M Q R A? reviews
On their last night at Baskerville, Sherlock drags John back out into the woods.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What is it about you? reviews
An unusual pair, Sherlock and John. How could two people so different end up being so right for each other? Sherlock tries to work out what it is that made them click all that time ago in the lab. Leads into relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Happy Birthday Sherlock reviews
"What's that?" Sherlock asks when John shoves a brightly coloured package in front of his face. John grins, "good morning to you too, happy birthday."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Welcome to MJN
Sherlock Secret Santa 2012: Sherlock x Cabin Pressure crossover for froggybangbang. After Sherlock's death, John finds it difficult to adjust, so when his Aunt Carolyn calls to ask if he can help out at MJN for a few weeks, how could he say no?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - John W. - Complete
Your Name reviews
Although they'd never admit it, both Sherlock and John love the way the other says his name. Established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock & John's Curious Adventure reviews
Sherlock Secret Santa 2012: Sherlock x Doctor Who crossover for checkmyshoe123. John Watson isn't having the best of days at all. Living with Sherlock Holmes has its ups and downs, and today happens to be a severe down day, until that is, a strange man in a long coat appears on the doorstep of 221B and ends up taking them on a trip.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Coming Home reviews
After the fall, John goes back into full time work as a doctor in a local hospital, until one day a man going by the name John Smith turns up, unconscious, feverish, and with a gunshot wound. Who exactly is he? And why does he look so familiar? Post-Reichenbach & reunion.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
When the Detective met the Vampire reviews
Sherlock met a man who claimed to be a vampire once. The man warned him of others like himself, the vampaneze. Sherlock always thought it was a load of rubbish until one of them turns up at Baker Street almost thirty years later.
Crossover - Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Mr. Crepsley, Sherlock H. - Complete
One More Christmas Miracle reviews
Post-Reichenbach. John Watson has visited Sherlock at least once a week since the Fall. Christmas Eve is no exception.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2012 - John W. - Complete
Trouble Sleeping? reviews
After Moriarty receives the phone call and leaves them at the pool, Sherlock and John make their way home, still fairly shaken up at what could have happened. Set after The Great Game.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Laundry Day reviews
John didn't know why, but he always loved his red pants. Written for the FYJFF Red Pants Contest.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Hairy Situation reviews
Sherlock is hit on the head and John has to clean him up, finding out something new about his flatmate in the process. Short crack fic which ended up being more crack/friendship
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete