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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Hunger Games, and Vampire Diaries.

\Name: Not telling because it's a weird one and you could probably track me down with it...

Movies I Like: Twilight Saga, Transformers, Night At The Museum 1&2, The Proposal, Indiana Jones

Books I Like: Twilight Saga, Darkest Powers Trilogy, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, GONE Series, Hunger Games Trilogy, Maximum Ride Series

Music I Like: Skillet, Daughtry, Nickelback, Paramour, Taylor Swift, Boys Like Girls, Kelly Clarkson, Beyonce, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley, Ememin, Lil Wayne

TV I Like: Vampire Diaries!, Ghost Whisperer (I hate that it got canceled!), NCIS, America's Best Dance Crew, America's Got Talent, Once Upon a Time, The Secret Circle, Switched at Birth

Stuff I Hate: Sugerland, Rascal Flatts, Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, posers, fakes, Keri Hilson, the way Mockingjay ends, pretty much all of those stupid shows on Cartoon Network

I am totally in love with The Vampire Diaries, Percy Jackson, GONE, The Hunger Games, and Maximum Ride!

My Favorite Pairings:

Edward/Bella (books)

Jasper/Bella

Jacob/Bella(movies; Edwards a creeper in the movies)

Simon/Chloe

Percy/Annabeth

Sam/Astrid

Caine/Diana

Quinn/Lana

Jack/Brianna

Gale/Katniss

Finnick/Katniss

Fang/Max

Damon/Elena

Stefan/Katherine

Stefan/Caroline

Tyler/Caroline

Jeremy/Anna

Adam/Diana

Jake/Cassie

Emmett/Bay

Emmett/Daphne

Wilkie/Daphne

My Favorite Friendships:

Bella/Alice

Edward/Seth

Billy/Charlie

Percy/Grover

Percy/Tyson

Max/Iggy

Gazzy/Iggy

Katniss/Gale (wsih it was more, but yeah)

Katniss/Rue

Sam/Edelio

Stefan/Lexi

Damon/Alaric

Damon/Jeremy

Tyler/Matt

Elena/Tyler

Cassie/Diana

Daphne/Wilkie

Chloe/Liz

My Favorite Family Relationships:

Charlie/Bella

Katniss/Prim

Elena/Jeremy

Stefan/Damon

Derek/Simon

My LEAST Favorite Pairing:

Max/Dylan

Katniss/Peeta

Chloe/Derek

Bonnie/Jeremy

Bonne/Damon

TWILIGHT VERSION!

Team Jacob/Team Edward
Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn
Robert Pattinson/Taylor Lautner
Movie/Book
Vampires
/Werewolves
Rosalie/Alice
Emmett
/Jasper
Kristen Stewart/Ashely Greene/Nikki Reed
Kellan Lutz
/Jackson Rathbone
Jacob/Sam/Seth/Quil/Embry
Volvo/Porsche/M3/Jeep/Mercedes/Rabit
Cliff Diving/Motorcycles
Angela Weber/Lauren Mallory/Jessica Stanley
Mike Newton/Eric Yorkie/Tyler Crowley
Aro/Marcus/Jane/Caius
Italy/Forks/Phoenix

1. Bella Swan
2. Edward Cullen
3. Alice Cullen
4. Jacob Black
5. Emmett Cullen
6. Nessie Cullen
7. Seth Clearwater
8. Jasper Hale
9. Charlie Swan
10. Quil Ateara (is that how you spell his last name?)
11. Aro Volturi
12. Jane Volturi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven sex story before?- no and I hope I never will

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? - Jacob is DEFINATELY HOT! Or at least, Taylor Lautner. HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? oh gosh... ew

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? not just about him individually

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?- NOOO! Dad/daughter? Gross much?

6) Five/Nine together or Five/Ten together? both would be horrible

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? - it would be very embarrassing and Seth would tell Bella and she would jump off a cliff again

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten love story. - First with Jacob and Nessie. Now the vampire/werewolf boundary will be broken yet again

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight love? - Um I've read fanfics about it but it wont ever happen

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort story. - When Two Worlds Collide

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? - Simple. Edward never came back in New Moon. That's been done SOOO many times

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three gay stories? - no

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? - um... probably not

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? - OH gosh no!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? - i have no idea

16) If you wrote a song-story about Eight, what song would you choose? - soulja boi (just the title)

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve love story, what would the warning be? - WARNING: mother/daughter/enemy

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? You totally dazzle me

PERCY JACKSON VERSION!

TLT/TSOM/TTC/TBOTL/TLO
Logan Lerman/ Jake Abel

Movie/Book
Annabeth/Rachel
Percy
/Grover
Chiron
/Dionysis

Satyrs/Nymphs/Dryads

Posioden/Zeus/Hades
Sword Fighting/Bow and Arrow
Luke/Kronos

1. Percy Jackson
2. Annabeth Chase
3. Tyson
4. Chiron
5. Grover
6. Apollo
7. Clarisse
8. Calypso
9. Nico DiAngelo
10. Zoe Nightinggale (is that her last name?)
11. Dionysis
12. Posioden

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven sex story before?- no and I hope I never will

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? - haha no not really... hes kinda old

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? there would be a new god.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? yeah a few

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?-no

6) Five/Nine together or Five/Ten together? 5/10... that way its a strait couple

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? - She would probably tell Percy who's head would explode

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten love stoty. - There are no words for this pairing...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight love? - Um a little in like a chapter of The Battle of the Labyrinth.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort story. - gods need help too

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? - I would never in all my sane years of life want that to happen.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three gay stories? - no

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? - um... probably not

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? - that would be soooo wierd... probably not...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? - well... she's sworn off love/boys so that won't ever happen...

16) If you wrote a song-story about Eight, what song would you choose? - some island song...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve love story, what would the warning be? - WARNING: three way gayness!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Are you sure your not a child of Aphrodite?

GONE Version!

Team Sam/Team Caine/Team Human Crew/Team Giaiphage
GONE/HUNGER/LIES
Freaks
/Normals
Astrid/Lana
Edelio
/Quinn
Caine/Drake/Bug/Diana/Penny
Flying Snakes/Talking Cayotes/Zekes
Mary Treffino/Dahra Baiboo(?)/Orsay
Howard/Orc/Cookie
Caine/Drake/Gaiaphage
Coates Academy/Perdido Beach

1. Sam Temple
2. Astrid Ellison
3. Edelio (... wuts his last name again???)
4. Diana Ladris
5. Caine Sorren
6. Drake Merwin
7. Taylor
8. Sanjit
9. Brianna
10. Howard
11. Mary Treffino(?...)
12. Bug

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven sex story before?- nope... that would be... interesting... thought

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? - Heck no she's a she!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? oh gosh... ew... how is that possible

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? no but there probably are some

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?- Mayyyybeee... *wheels turning in head* I can see that happening.

6) Five/Nine together or Five/Ten together? 5/9 so it will be a strait pairing

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? - She would totally go tell Sam so he would dump Astrid and she could have a chance at him

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten love stoty. - I'm not even gonna go there...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight love? - No. Never gonna happen.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort story. - Coates Good vs. Coates Evil

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? - Um... idk... maybe have Sam go evil and Caine like die or go good or something.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three gay stories? - no

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? - um... probably not

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? - probably not.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? - who the crap would be caught dead in a "great moment of passion" with Howard?

16) If you wrote a song-story about Eight, what song would you choose? - idk

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve love story, what would the warning be? - WARNING: the weirdest love story ever

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? i know you tutored Orc in Math. how about tutoring me in Chemistry?

VAMPIRE DIARIES VERSION!

Team Stefan/Team Damon

Season 1/Season 2

Paul Wesley/Ian Somerhalder
TV Show/Book
Vampires
/Werewolves
Caroline/Bonnie
Matt/Tyler
Katerina Graham/Candice Accola
Steven R. McQueen/Michael Trevino

Elijah/Klaus/Katherine/Rebekah
Good Stefan/Bad Stefan

1. Damon Salvatore
2. Elena Gilbert
3. Caroline Forbes
4. Jeremy Gilbert
5. Stefan Salvatore
6. Matt Donovan
7. Anna
8. Tyler Lockwood
9. Rebekah
10. Katherine Pierce
11. Alaric Saltzman
12. Klaus

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven sex story before?- no

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? -Oh yes Jeremy is quite sexy ;)

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? um... that's not possible

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? yeah

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?- Not really... I love there friendship to much for them to go back down that road.

6) Five/Nine together or Five/Ten together? Five/Ten, but that's a really tough one

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? - Well, considering Anna would have to be a ghost since she was dead before Elena and Klaus met, probably nothing

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten love story. - "Hello, Caroline. We're going to have so much fun."

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight love? - No.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort story. - Ghosts of the Past

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? - Um... first off eww... but I guess Damon and Elena are dating but one day while he's over there he meets Elena's brother and they fall for eachother? EEW I hope no one every does that.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three gay stories? - no

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? - um... probably not

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? - incest, eww

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? - who know, but probably just what they want to hear

16) If you wrote a song-story about Eight, what song would you choose? - Animal I've Become by Three Days Grace

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve love story, what would the warning be? - WARNING: Three VERY different characters

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? We should see if every part of us looks the same...

Copy and paste this if you've ever pushed a door that says pull

Copy and paste if your profile is crazy long!

Copy and paste this if you totally want to move to Forks

Copy and paste this is you know someone that could TOTALLY be a vampire.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this

Delena! Copy and pase if you support.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

1. Find a globe. Spin it.What does it say? Morroco

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? thick

3. What can you hear right now? windchimes and the TV

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Sister: Who's cuter in this picture? Me: Um, I don't know? Cole?

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Haunted Mansion

6. Type your name with your elbow. b nrdiol.lswyjhnu

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? My sister

8. If you could be anybody from Twilight, who would you be? Bella!

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I was reviewing a twilight fanifc

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? rinsursl

If you are absolutely in love with Damon Salvatore, copy and paste.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste!

If you have ever run into a door, C&P

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. twilightluvr1918!! YAY!! he he!

10. Barack Obama

I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

If you hate stereotypes, put this on your profile (bold when they apply to you):

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND/Marching Band/Colorguard, so I MUST be a dork

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

I'm fat so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I am BIRACIAL so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days

I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls.

I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people.

I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist.

I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbian.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant.

I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I act HAPPY so I MUST have a prefect life and not know real pain.

WARNING: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PROFILE BECASUE THEN YOU WILL BE IN A BUTT LOAD OF TROUBLE! A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. (I have no idea why that name is on the end of there, but yeah.)

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Okay, so I hate the show The Troop on Nickelodean, but on the themesong, if you look at the girls locker door, theres a pic of Robert Pattinson!

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What Once Was Lost by writing101 reviews
It's been 42 years since the Cullens left Forks, 42 years since Bella's death. Alice has been having these strange visions about a vampire girl that'll change the life of her family forever. Alice POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,474 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Alice
Haunted by GaleLover8 reviews
3x11: Klaus never agreed to remove his hybrids...so Stefan never stopped the car. Memories that were supposed to have been forgotten are relived...DxE TWO-THREESHOT. I own nothing.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
Elena's Day by Charlie'sLostVampire reviews
Takes place after "The Homecoming" Elena goes to see Damon the morning after their plan goes disasterously wrong, unsure what to expect from him. He suggests that he treat her to a day of absolute perfection, to take her mind off of things. Complete
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Dear Damon: An Advice Column by deardamon reviews
For anyone who has ever wondered what it would be like to have Damon author an advice column... this is for you!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 22,912 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Damon S.
I'll Always Be With You by serenadreams reviews
At the Masquerade ball what if Jeremy hadn't stopped Stefan and Damon in time and they killed Katherine. Elena dies but is she really dead? A Delena Story!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,024 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
It's not what it looks like by bibi 13ca reviews
A collection of one-shots that contains some Damon and Elena scens in compromising positions...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,616 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
My Black Dahlia by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she became a drug/cutting addict. She is sent to Rehab, but what if her doctor, who is supposed to help her get better, is the reason she's there? Will she except help from Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Presence by LydiaCullen reviews
Isabella Swan has been blessed with a 'gift'. A gift that means she can communicate with the dead. But what happens when she see the mysterious, charming and dead Edward Cullen. Can their two worlds collide or will fate be unfair to them ?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,111 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crescents by One Deranged Scribbler reviews
Bella's story has been told. Edward's is on the way. Now it's Jasper's turn. Twilight as told from the "struggling" Cullen's perspective. "The thirst was driving me crazy. . ." Rated T for mild violence, language and other occasional naughtiness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,218 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Almost Impossible by RachelxMichelle reviews
During the kiss Bella and Jacob have right before the fight with the newborns, something happens and because of an untold legend, Bella's life is changed forever. No one is prepared for just how much change will come and why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,656 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Ferris Wheel by HPobsessssssed7 reviews
In this story a couple of regular girls who’ve read Twilight meet Alice. This is basically their encounter with the Cullens. What happens when the Volturi find out? Takes place about 25 years after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,368 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Complicated Circumstances by twilighter052012 reviews
Edward left and never returned in New Moon. Him and Bella run into each other but Bella has a secret. Sometimes things are just too complicated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,741 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Cullens Behaving Badly by bizzabel reviews
A week of chaos when poor little human Bella acidentaly persuades Esme and Carlilse to go away for some R&R. All hell brakes loose; banned games, dares, forbidden kisses, lots of laughs, secrets, 'quality bonding' and worse... story beats summary! xo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,830 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chain me free by XxeNVyxX42 reviews
Edward breaks up with Bella, but the Cullens refuse to move away from Forks. Edward and Alice continue to attend school and Bella transitions better than anyone could have thought.An old friend's arrival shakes life up.Can Edward control his jealousy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,422 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Musical by rikoxriko reviews
Music challenge stolen from sirensbane. Choose a character, put your iPod on random, and write 10 drabbles based on the first 10 songs that come up. You only have the duration of the song to write. I'll never look at the Twilight characters the same ever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Insomnia by Lion.Lovin.Lamb reviews
Edward never returned in New Moon.Bellas celebrating her 21st birthday, but just as she thinks she may have gotten over him, she begins to here his voice, at the most strangest of times. Is she just imagining or is he really back? Gone up 2 T for chapter
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,376 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
20 Reasons Why Edward Cullen just can't be Real! by Lion.Lovin.Lamb reviews
Basically what is says on the tin. A little humor list I wrote during a moment of writers block. It's sad but true, a list that confirms that Edward C is actually just a figment of Stephanie Meyers Imagination. Could possibly be part of a series? Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward - Complete
Precious Time by not done baking reviews
What if Edward never called and Jacob kissed Bella? They start a relationship, but Jake harms Bella. Then, as if things weren't hard enough, Edward comes back. set midNew Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
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Love Sucks Awards reviews
Elena has a special message for all of ya'll : Ya'll should check the first ever Love Sucks Awards!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011
The 93rd Annual Hunger Games reviews
It's the 93rd Hunger Games, and things are about to heat up. Submit your tributes! OPEN!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/16/2010
Forever Again reviews
Edward didn't come back in New Moon. Laurent changed Bella. Now, 30 years later, they are seeing each other again. I know there are tons of these but I wanted to try it! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,461 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beginning reviews
This is about Carlisle when he first got bit back in the 1600s. Crappy summery. Story will be better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Carlisle
Last Breaths reviews
Everyone has to die someday. Even werewolves die. Even werewolves married to never-aging half-vampires. Please read! First fan fiction! One shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete