Mademoiselle.Chocolat
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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

This is not normalcy,

...then what is?


18!!.Geater Philly Area.BLove09.Fashion Designer.Team Jacob


...Madmoiselle Chocolat, Little Lady C, Princesa...

Call me Ishmael. I'm all about the love :D I'm inexperienced in the whole 'fanfiction' realm, and one of my friends was reprimanded by the principal for having stored pretty racy stories on the school's computer that were destined for this site. I'm a little wary, but I figured, why not?

I'll write some kind of story...so, write reviews when I do :D


"Splendor": Inspired by the Eddie and Bellie Awards category: "best shopping experience with Alice." Now on hiatus...I am having trouble translating the images in my mind into words. When I do, however, I don't think you be able to handle the 'Splendor' :D

"The Three 'S's": The title for this story is a snippet from a conversation I had with my best male friend. He was determined to tell me that in the Bible you could find text about the three 'S's: sex, sin and sucking. I had a freak out, being all "that's sacreligious!...WTF...you're a heathen...TOTALLY NOT FUNNY!"...blah, blah blah...but the concept, minus anything to do with the Bible, stuck in my mind. The first chapter is called sin. I don't have a plan for the story other than using these words in the story somehow, which should be vey interesting.

"In Deep": My newest story; Interpack love...look forward to some good times with the shapesifters.

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Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9565 - Favs: 8,997 - Follows: 6,350 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Laughed Until We Cried by H. Black reviews
This is the Sequel to Cried Until We Laughed. Can Jake and Leah out do the imprint? Does true love really conquer all? Follow Leah and Jake as they figure out there crazy lives as they deal with the everyday problems two teenage wolves face.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,105 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Leah, Jacob
A Nerd Story of Love by tufano79 reviews
Geekward and Nerdella...two lost souls who just want love and to be loved. ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 324,659 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
Model Student by mylittlebakersdozen reviews
College student Bella branches out and take an art class for fun. Edward is seeking inspiration for his BFA exhibit. Now that he has found his muse, can he convince the model student to become his student model? AH, canon pairings. ON TEMP HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,238 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Getting Away With Murder by iAMurPoison reviews
Bella is a paid assassin traveling down a long road paved with regrets and disappointment. One day she runs into Edward Cullen and her life changes forever. What will happen if Edward finds out Bella's dirty secret? AU. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,517 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Rockstar by WAZAM reviews
Clare gets the chance of a lifetime to meet her mysterious penpal and see her celebrity crush rock out in the concert of the year. Eli, teen heartthrob rockstar, has a secret that can change both of their lives. What happens when their worlds collide? AU
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,507 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Delusions of Grandeur by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a liberal girl with an outspoken opinion while Edward is an uptight conservative. When these two meet in a political science class, sparks will fly. M for lemons in future chapters. OOC/AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,186 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
1001 Jacobian Nights by Amanda Wilder reviews
First Sam/Leah, then Bella/Jake. An unusual tale of love and healing written with a nod towards Anais Nin. Bella is diagnosed with an illness resulting from her relationship with Edward, and Jacob is chosen to heal her. Summary within.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,175 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Jacob, Bella
When You're Ready by brilliantstars reviews
Clare becomes more aware of her sexual desire when Eli surprises her with his newly clean room. Now that the room is ready, could she be as well? Takes place in my head about a month of so after Umbrella Part 2! Rated M, enjoy! R/R
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,756 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Caught in the Act by pictureperfectporcelain reviews
Things were really starting to heat up between Clare and Eli. Read what happens when Eli brings Clare over after school... [under construction for grammar reasons 08.2013]
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,131 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon by ChloeTheBearx reviews
Clare is emotional from the divorce. She is questioning her beliefs. Eli is there to break her fall. First story, summary sucks. Read and Review!
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,954 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Renting Edward Cullen by TheRani1981 reviews
"Please, you're a street musician. Don't tell me acting as my boyfriend for a few weeks isn't an improvement to THAT. I'll pay you!" I hate this guy but I need a boyfriend to get my mom off my back and..he kinda brought this on himself. OOC/AH/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,804 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
This is You by musiksnob reviews
Clare is upset about her parents and spends the night at Eli's house. ONESHOT.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Til I Hear It From You by Bandbabe reviews
Sequel to "We Are Friends"; Everyone can see there are feelings between Adam and Fiona, except for them; FiAdam origin fic! Bonus chapter now up!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Adam T., Fiona C. - Complete
Miss Me When I'm Gone by drewsapaloosa reviews
"Please, Fitz." I told him, pleading. But it was too late. What if during Degrassi's Vegas Night, Eli Goldsworthy had been stabbed, had then survived? Later on will include Eclare and will be a flip POV FF.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,976 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.
Running by Merina Green reviews
What do you do when someone steals your Happily Ever After? Sometimes eternity can take an unexpected turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 212,420 - Reviews: 2681 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6212 - Favs: 4,114 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Your body is a wonderland by hilja reviews
He has never dreamed anything like that before, but what is that sticky mess on his sheets? Starts off when Jacob has his first wet dream. Jacob getting sex ed from Billy, later from his friends and eventually a certain she-wolf.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,392 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Jacob, Leah
The Receiver by InsanelyxLOUD reviews
Everyone loves football. Especially Leah Clearwater. Leah/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,662 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Leah, Jacob
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11441 - Favs: 11,340 - Follows: 5,853 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4088 - Favs: 4,047 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Once Upon A Stormy Night by TwilightMommyof4girls reviews
Dr. Isabella Swan is on her way across the country for a job interview in Seattle. Read what happens when she gets stranded in a strange city in the middle of a blizzard. A/H A/U - LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 123,952 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella - Complete
Isle Esme by vix2020 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chase by eyesofcoal reviews
If Leah thought being a female shapeshifter was complicated before, now she was attracting mates? Great. If Jacob wants her, he's going to have to be the first to catch her...he better decide fast if he wants his Beta to become his Alpha Female. L/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,447 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Leah, Jacob
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3889 - Favs: 4,048 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Eclipsed by icklkatie reviews
Set towards the end of Eclipse, just after Bella and Jacob kiss. Bella asks Jacob to stay with her instead of fighting the Newborns. How will this effect her relationship with Jacob and Edward? What will happen with Victoria and B&E engagement? B X J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,524 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Leah's Story by Hollibell reviews
*Currently Being Rewritten* Blackwater! Jacob trys to help Leah cope with Sam's wedding to Emily by inviting her to a drunken card game at his house with the guys. What happens when the alchohol flows freely? R&R Please! Warning, Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,718 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Leah, Jacob
Dissaminating Moon by XLoveXFallsXToXAshesX reviews
A Nessie and Jake story. My summary is way to damn long to put in here but I promise the story is way better than my ability of making shorter summaries. The long summary is on my profile
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,125 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5270 - Favs: 4,796 - Follows: 4,123 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Extensive Staring Not Required by thunder skies reviews
Leah asks a question. Jacob finds it extremely awkward. But since when is that new with Leah? Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Cried Until We Laughed by H. Black reviews
BLACKWATER! Don't like don't read. First attempt at this so be gentle!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,499 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Mere Acquaintances by hpobsessedrissa reviews
He was waiting. Waiting for her to make the next move, to dictate where this rendezvous would lead. Waiting, as always, for her. L/J, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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The Three 'S's reviews
Bella is a little disappointed with her and Edward’s physical relationship...or the lack thereof. What does she do to amend the situation? Edward witnesses her remedy first hand upon returning to Bella's house from a supposed weekend long hunting trip.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Splendor reviews
Alice Cullen takes Bella Swan on a 'shopping extravaganza' This human is in for way more than she bargains for? When is enough, ever enough? My first ever Fanfic, so be nice, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Alice
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