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Joined 02-06-09, id: 1829372, Profile Updated: 02-25-11
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings.

hiya!! I'm a Scottish Teen and proud of my country

NERD AND PROUD!!

UPDATE: I have Eladriel pics up!! these are just cartoon versions but it would be greatful if you could have a look!!

i am currently working on a series of lord of the rings story about my own charater Eladriel, unfortuanly i have hit problems so updates will be VERY slow, if any. also i have contacted a beta reader, but they never reiplied

Also- I afraid I have been sucked into the world of twilight. Yes. I am a Twilighter. and with eclipse coming out, updates have basically stopped. but don't fear! I havent giving up on the story, I just need Ideas!

My favorite things include: Fantasy art and dawings, J.R.R.Tolkien, J.K.Rowling, Twilight series, FanFic, Assassin's creed.

My fav Actors are Of course : Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd , Sir Ian Mckellen, Hugo Weaving, Karl Urban, Kellan Lutz, Peter Facinelli, liv taylor, Elizabeth reaser.

Im also a HUGE twilight fan, i love Twilight fanfics!!

also when the story has the cullens in it, it should not be leaving out carlise and esme, there are soo awsome charatcers!!

My fav Qaotes

"There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't."

"i wish, i wish, i hadn't killed that fish" - the simpsons

"truth is beauty, beauty is truth"

"i dream my paintings and i paint my dreams" - Van gough

"Ride now, Ride now, Ride, Ride for ruin,and the worlds ending" - Theoden

"Theres some good left in this world and its worth fighting for" - Samwise Gamgee

"why is the rum always gone?" - Captain jack sparrow

"Welcome to rivendell, Mr Anderson"

"Crazy as a Coconut! - me

"You can agree with me , or you can be wrong"

Dominic Monoghan: That’s David Wenham, playing Faramir. He became affectionately known as Daisy. So if you see him on the street say, "Hello Daisy!" And he will think that you know him.
Billy Boyd: He’s gonna hate you for the rest of your life for that.
Dom: Sorry, Daisy.

When in doubt, faint. – Keira Knightley

"God is the Lord, of angels, and of Men... and of elves." ~ J.R.R. Tolkien

That's the thing about Elijah Wood. He's got the biggest eyes you've ever seen, but they don't work. – Billy Boyd

Sallah, I said no camels! That's five camels, can't you count!?

Don't tempt me, Zoe! I would eat these mints out of a desire to do good! But through me they would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.

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"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."

"I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkling!"

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book. (teehehe)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class (e.g. flip a desk over then fly out the window, turn into a wolf and maul someone.)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character

Your idol is a character from a book

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Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
A Cullen Halloween by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Alice black-mails all of the Cullens, including Bella, into celebrating Halloween. Not that a family of vampires really needs to dress up into a mythical creature costume, but Alice still finds the fun in annoying her family members. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Knocked Up by i-heart-sparkly-things reviews
Carlisle comes back from work with some new equipment for the Cullens and Bella to try out.Empathy bellies and baby dolls.As they find out, some people are better parents than others!How will Charlie take the news and what happens when Rose gets annoyed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,137 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'll get that Elf by Ohtar Vicky reviews
Aragorn has been visiting Legolas in Mirkwood and are returning to Rivendell but the two get into trouble on the way back. No slash, not a Mary Sue. Set before FOTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 64,059 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn
A Good Old Fashioned Parody by truetabularasa reviews
Bringing back the age old LOTR movie parodies, although this is from the extended version of the movies
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,985 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 8/13/2006
Disney Sing A Long: Twilight by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The best and, possibly, the worst moments from The Twilight Saga are being retold in the form of those classic Disney songs we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010
The Princes of Ithilien are Dead by Muse10 reviews
Spring will come...if we are not here to see it." After a violent attack on the elven settlement in Ithilien due to ancient prejudice, the lives of thirty one elves and a single human hang in the balance as their friends attempt to bring aid from Gondor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,876 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Legolas, Faramir - Complete
Nameless Exile by Maethril Aranel reviews
As a Ranger, Strider is exiled to life in the wild, where treachery is never far. But when a dark murderer seeks his blood, will his inner demons resurface? If so, his fate is in the hands of Legolas, the tormented elf he fears to call friend...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,818 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas
A New Love by Elenaiel reviews
AU. What would have happened if Celebrían had been rescued in time? Arwen never resided in Lórien. Estel resides with two fosterparents instead of one. The twins never lost their innocence. The future of Middle Earth is altered forever...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,411 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Aragorn, Celebrian
Torn Asunder by Miruial reviews
While returning home from a mission to a nearby settlement, Elladan and Elrohir are attacked. When the world falls apart, how does a twin react? rated T for violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Elrohir
Inconvenient Switch: A Cullen Comedy by Lisaslovestories reviews
What vampires do when they get bored? Well, The Cullen's decides to start a competition. The goal? Annoy the hell out of each other. With Edward's crossdressing, Emmett's prank calls and Bella's sex talk, it won't be long before someone give in..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
A Hopeless Romantic by Love's-Sweet-Exile reviews
Carlisle and Esme's story from when Bella first meets them. Our favourite couple are MUCH more romantic than you think. 16th chapter now up, and over 100 reviews! Read and Review, it makes me beyond happy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,428 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Esme, Carlisle
Aro Vs Caius by Rath101 reviews
What do the three Volturi brothers get up to when Stephanie Meyer isn't around to record it...?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Aro, Caius - Complete
Pirates of the Ring by Aelaer reviews
Complete. Jack, Gibbs, Anamaria, Will, and Elizabeth sail to Middle-earth; their presence can only have a direct impact on its future. POTC and LOTR. LOTR movie and book verse; follows canon established in first POTC film only.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 211,801 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Aragorn, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
High Noon by RiaMaria reviews
Set 5 Years after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens leave Forks to start a new life. However one of them lapses, and puts the entire family at risk. NOT a Jake & Nessie story. All canon. This story gets quite dark in places, and is rated T for a reason
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,026 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sold Into Ruin by Freddie23 reviews
Returning from hunting Orcs on the road to Mirkwood, Legolas and Aragorn hit trouble in the form of slave traders and get sold into slavery, pain and despair. Will they survive their captivity unharmed? pre WotR. reviews much appreciated. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 410,628 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Bridges by freeflow reviews
After years of peaceful coexistence, the realms of elves and men collide when a group of humans make a chance discovery in the forest of Imladris...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,599 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Elrohir, Legolas
Emmett's List by takingnames15 reviews
The Cullen's are fed up with Emmett, so the make a list of what he CAN'T do.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Emmett - Complete
The Esme Chronicles: The Human Years by Esme Mom Cullen reviews
The Human Years begins when Esme is just a child. She tells her own story as she meets Dr. Cullen for the first time, teaches, marries, escapes and then falters in the face of the ultimate heartbreak. It is the true story of your favorite vampire mom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,838 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
The Numerous Encounters of Teenage Vampires by I'm Like Hey What's Up Hello reviews
Carlise comes home and finds a letter from the Wife Swap Crew. Esme goes away for two weeks, and pranks are played on the new mom. But these aren't the same, and this time the Denalis participate too. Better than it sounds. Different than others. Chance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,955 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Esme - Complete
It by White Wolf1 reviews
There are many dark places that exist in Middle-earth. Legolas and Aragorn have the misfortune to find one of them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,269 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Tyson's Revenge by Miss-Inquisitive-Sci-fi reviews
Set three years after snow day, Flack and the team have a crisis on their hands when Tyson Gunn comes looking for his drugs. He wants them back and revenge for the death of his brother. There’s one problem he’s willing to do ANYTHING to get them. COMPLETE
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Don F., J. Angell - Complete
The Volturi and their Boring Life by accioedwardtnp reviews
You think the Cullens are the only ones who can have the spotlight? Well think again! Check out the Volturi's life in Volterra
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aro, Caius
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Wickers by Portrait reviews
The Cullen family signs up for the show Wife Swap. Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,105 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Labryinth of Lies by TheRandomScribbler reviews
*Sequel to Shatterpoint* With Legolas reigning as the cold-hearted King of Mirkwood and Aragorn an exiled refugee, the opportunity seems prime for another strike at the Ranger, this time involving his beloved adopted family...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,916 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas
Sonnet 26 : Love In Shakespeare's Words by AlabamaEsme reviews
When Carlisle begins to shut the whole family out , Esme grows worried . And then he leaves mysteriously , leaving only a note and no explination of his warabouts . Just a idea I'm playing around with , read and comment please !Has mild swearing .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,515 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Why You Should Not Trust Emmet as a Babysitter by AllApologies451994 reviews
It's a nice day outside. The Cullen's are wanting to go hunting... but there's a small problem. Who's going to watch Renesmee? They volunteer Emmet to watch her. Chaos ensues. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Last Siege by Hyr'Ayl reviews
What if Gollum had not taken his precious from Frodo on Mount Doom, and Sauron retrieved his One Ring? The forces of darkness march to Rivendell and all the free peoples and heroes will do what they must to defend the last fortress of good in Middle Earth
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,813 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sauron
It's not Charlie's Fault by CarsmeCarlislexEsme reviews
No, it's not Charlie's Fault tha he has feelings for Mrs. Cullen
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Charlie S., Esme
Cullen Christmas Time by WolfOwl13 reviews
Cullen Christmas Time. Rated T, just to be safe. Right now it would be a K-K
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009
The Truth and the Consequences by Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale reviews
Someone tries to kidnapp Nessie and Charlie finds out about Vampires, now that he knows, what trouble lies ahead for our beloved vampire family? Who are these vampires set on destroying The Cullen's, Nessie and the Pack? Who will live, who will die?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,924 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009
We are broken by EricaJaney reviews
When Sulpicia and Aro break up, Aro will do anything to get her back. Even if it means taking Esme away from the Cullens. Rubbish summary but its a great story. SEQUEL NOW UP Forgotten Forever's
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,946 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Cullen Chatroom: Proper Jokes! D by Sleeping Average-Looking reviews
I know loads of people have done stories like this but i promise you i have difference in my name! Not only will there be dialog but there will be story chapter that relate to the chatroom! please read nad review! x x T because of refrences x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009
Midday Sun by HollyElphie96 reviews
The story of Carlisle Cullen's life, from right aftrer he was changed, up until he found Edward in 1918.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Carlisle
Emmett Buys a Puppy by maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Nowhere to Run! by SivanShemesh reviews
Being kidnapped from his homeland, he had to endure the pain and loneliness, knowing that he had nowhere to hide or run to. Prequel to "Prisoner in My Best Friend’ House"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,639 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Legolas, Thranduil
Queen of Aro's heart by Sine amore nihil est vita reviews
Aro has always craved power, craved it like he craved human blood however unbeknownst to everyone else is that someone holds a far greater power over him. She is the person he would do anything for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Aro, Sulpicia
Falling Shadow by Jedi Sapphire reviews
Prequel to Many Meetings. Legolas and his mother are enjoying a summer in Rivendell. Unexpected events in their home lead to tragic consequences nobody could have anticipated. Angst, friendship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,323 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Legolas, Elrohir, Thranduil - Complete
The Last of the Kindi by Mikasuliel reviews
The last of the Avarin tribes has been driven out of eastern Middle Earth by Sauron. Now they must find help before it's too late, they may also find something they thought they had lost for good... AU. Erestor/Female OC. NO SLASH!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,512 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Erestor
The Light of Arwen's Love by ArwenFairTinuviel reviews
Arwen and Aragorn are living happily in Minas Tirith after the War of the Ring when Arwen finds out she is pregnant with their first child. Yet soon a shadow descends over Gondor, and when Aragorn's reign is threatened Arwen becomes caught up in a danger far greater than she, or anyone else, could possibly imagine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 145,992 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
Ceri Han Daro by pipilo reviews
."Daro. DARO! Iallon achen." Your basic Aragorn and Legolas angst. King Elessar thought it would just be a normal day, it seems disaster has decided to follow him. Legolas must come to the rescue but will he just end up in danger himself? Post LotR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,830 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews
Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete
The Fellowship of the Facebook Status by sweetypie15 reviews
LOTR's Fellowship of the Ring told through the characters' facebook statuses. UPDATE: The Two Notifications and The Return of the Friend Request are now up! under Aotearoan for author . Yes, Tolkien is turning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Unhealthy Competition by Evergreene reviews
When King Elessar dreams of a great conflict arising between the peoples of Middle Earth, little does he know that his closest friends are at the centre of it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Fellowship Cooks Dinner by Nari-chan SND reviews
After a hard days worth of travelling, the Fellowship needs to make the most important descicion of their lives... who will cook dinner and what will they have? Rated what it is to be safe. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,795 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/11/2006
Home Sweet Home by paperfirefly reviews
Legolas and Gimli visit each others homes...Bound to go wrong,but who knew it could go THIS wrong? Can their relationship ever be the same again? Will Legolas blame himself forever? And when will the horrible ache in Gimli's neck go away?...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,686 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Emmett Makes A Scene by January Q reviews
This is in response to 'the indifferent child of earth's Fic "51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do 2" This story can also be Titled as the remake and continuance of 'Everyone Blames Emmett'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Emmett, Edward
CIA: Cullens In Action by Shinkiiro reviews
The Cullens take a trip to Italy, but their vacation is interupted by an unexpected visitor... Cars/Esme
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,825 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
The Ring by Cocoalata reviews
Why the ring Frodo brought to Rivendell wasn't the One. Drabble.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Elrond - Complete
Forgotten Evil by Lady Elrayen reviews
When hunting with Aragorn and Gimli, Legolas is gravely wounded by an evil long forgotten. Can he defeat it before he fully succumbs to it and kills all those he knows and loves? With Elrond. Thanduil and the twins as well. post-ROTK, NON SLASH! Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,001 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Fellowship of the Ring: A Parody by TheLeef reviews
What REALLY happened in the Lord of the Rings! The Fellowship forms and starts its journey to Mt. Mordor well-versed in many movie dialogues. Silliness and hilarity ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
The Three Hunters and the Elven King by Jedi Sapphire reviews
The War is won, Sauron has been defeated, and Legolas is finally returning home in the company of his friends. They have a furious Elven-king to face. Characters: Thranduil, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Elladan and Elrohir. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Thranduil, Aragorn - Complete
Child of Destiny by Mots d'imagination reviews
Set after the Return of the King. Tragedy has struck Aragorn and one small child must find her way back to the throne to sit beside her father. Reviews appreciated
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,895 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Opposite of Evil by Kilania reviews
Legolas went on a hunting trip with Aragorn, but he is injured, and loses his memory...then runs straight to the welcoming arms of Saruman. Now he serves a new king, not the old fool Thranduil. Rating to be safe! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn
Missing Elf and a Strange Spell by Shyrkos reviews
It’s two years after the War of the Ring and the Fellowship is having a reunion at Gondor. After saying he would come, Legolas doesn't show. The others go Mirkwood to see whats wrong with their friend. What they find isn't what they Expected. ON HOLD!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,292 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn
Eternal Love by reader13lovesbooks reviews
When Esme Platt moves to Forks to escape her abusive fiance, she never expected to fall in love with the mysterious Dr. Cullen. But what happens when said fiance shows up? From the author of High School for the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,418 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
A shadow from the past by Dae the Shadow reviews
The beginning to this story came spontaneously and it’s not completed yet. I expect this story to be a larger one. The trouble once again finds Thranduil’s family, almost claiming his sons’ lives.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Legolas
Repairing the Darkness by Elf-shieldmaiden reviews
When an elf, bent on seeking glory for his part in the battle for MiddleEarth, kidnaps Legolas Aragorn and Gimli will stop at nothing to rescue their friend. But the pair realise they may not be enough to save their beloved friend
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Legolas, Eowyn
Schooled by FeatherClaw of Windclan reviews
AU. What would happen if the LOTR characters were in high school? Pippin, sam, frodo, and merry encounter many strange characters, interesting people, and much more in this odd, but comical story. NOT A MARY SUE FIC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,715 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Peregrin T.
Shatterpoint by TheRandomScribbler reviews
Legolas is captured and tortured by a man he believes is Aragorn. Little does he realize this is only the hatching of a wicked plot devised by a man who would do anything to see not the Prince of Mirkwood but the Heir of Isildur utterly destroyed.Epilogue
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,193 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Something In The Giraffe Meat by Forsaken Elf reviews
Legolas goes hunting and kills an albino giraffe for the fellowship to eat. The fellowship and eventually the rest of the world goes crazy. complete crackfic warning
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007
Edraith Gwador, To Save a Brother by Calenlass Greenleaf reviews
OLD. DISCONTINUED. After an argument with Aragorn, Legolas disappears. When Aragorn at last finds him, he discovers that the elf no longer remembers their friendship, and not even Aragorn himself. What will it take for Legolas to remember? 07 MCA Nominee.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas
Christmas with the Cullens by Pocket1122 reviews
Bella spends the holidays with the Cullens and Alice gets them to play a variety of Christmas games.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Rivendell International Airport by Primsong reviews
A bit of humor considering what might have happened if the Fellowship had decided to take a plane instead of walking all that ways - would Anduril make it through security?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
I Can Feel It! by SivanShemesh reviews
Four arrows hit the Mirkwood elf before he fell. “Legolas!” Words had been said, but no one can turn back time. “I should have listened to you before,” Aragorn said, as he tried to save his best friend’s life… NOW COMPLETE. Nominated for MEFA 2008.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,346 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Lost but Not Forgotten by bberry06 reviews
Glorfindel, a heroic figure from legend is about to go through an entirely different look that he will never forget… Will he just be an outcast in his beloved realm, or will the other elves learn to accept him and his new appearance? AU no slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Glorfindel
One Ring to Rule them All by Booksaboutnothing reviews
AU of what could have happened had Galadriel taken the ring when Frodo offered it. Rated T for some graphic violence. First chapter has been revised slightly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,419 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Galadriel
LEGOLAS Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide series continues; technical specifications and owner's tips for your LEGOLAS unit! With thanks to and permission from Theresa Green.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Legolas
Imladris by Avalon Estel reviews
Moments from the lives of the Elves of Imladris, chronicling them from after Elrond's wedding until the Fourth Age. Chp. Eighteen: Celebrian has the twins. Currently under revision!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel
Elusive Dreams by Pickle Pixie reviews
Legolas and Aragorn return from the wilds to find that Elrohir has not been sleeping, and is plagued with vicious nightmares.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,821 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Elrohir, Aragorn
Fighting the Darkness by Star-Stallion reviews
SEQUEL to A New Shadow. They think Legolas is dead, but when little Tathiel starts to have nightmares, Aragorn, Gimli, Gandalf, and Thranduil realise that the Prince's fate is worse... much worse...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Legolas
Middle Earth Meets Hogwarts by SilencingMyst reviews
Harry and Legolas are switched. Now they have to find a way to get back to their own worlds.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,507 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 6/7/2004
From Middle To Earth by hisluv reviews
Our favourite characters get transpoted to earth, only tLotR was never written, so no one knows who they are.EDITED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Legolas
Silencing the Music of the Ainur by Elvensong reviews
If you ask it of me I will give you the one ring. Galadriel fails the test and accepts so a Queen terrible as the dawn sends the world into a new dark path. Can all unite to stop her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,682 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 3/16/2003
An Elven Fellowship by Jade Limill reviews
Elrohir and Elladan take the ring to Mordor instead of Frodo. Chaos insues. AU. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
Trapped in WalMart by Blonde Archer reviews
The Fellowship plus Faramir, Arwen and Eowyn go to Wal-Mart so Gandalf can buy his polka CD, but they end up staying longer than they expected! CHAPTER 10 IS NOW UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,470 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004
Tales of Babysitting by Indis of the Vanyar reviews
Elrond and Celebrain are leaving for Lorien, Leaving Erestor and Glorfindel to take care of Elladan and Elrohir. ON HOLD.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Elrohir
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Eladriels Story reviews
A Messenger from Rivendell gets involved it the war of the ring. Not a tenth walker story!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009
The Messenger reviews
A elf from Rivendell gets caught up in the war of the ring but it first starts in mirkwood. set during the hobbit
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,016 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Legolas - Complete