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Author has written 33 stories for Total Drama series, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Teen Wolf.
Previously known as TDIATGirl1301
Hey there! It's Voices here, and I'm going to introduce you to me.
Name: Insignificant for your purposes. I am, however, called Sara Ann and Dreads by a select few.
Place: Currently residing in Alfred F. Jones. (For non-Hetalia fans, that's the USA)
Personality: I am an unique individual who's sole purpose in life is to bring joy and creativity into others' lives. Who else is there to sing constantly and break out into random dance sequences?
Appearances: I have recently been informed that I am short. I was not aware that 5 feet was short. I'm a African-American with 'Chocolate' skin. My hair is black with dread-locs (but I want purple highlights). I also have a 'high-pitched' and 'squeaky' voice. But I never thought that. At all.
Writing Style: I do my best. What's mine is mine. I have a tendency to not update until infinity passes. Therefore, I prefer one-shots, because they're short and sweet. I aspire to actually publish something soon. Until then, I just want a story with 200 reviews. Or 100.
Dislikes: Cold weather, People who don't recycle, Foods that I'm allergic to
Likes: Fanfiction.net, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Hetalia: World Powers, Total Drama Series, Recycling, My family and friends, Food that I'm allergic to, Greek Pizza, Cherries, My stuffed polar bear Snowy, Texting, Tea, Warm weather, Thunderstorms, Wind, Warm jackets, Converse Chuck Taylors, Music, Sparkly stuff (except for vampires), Speak (movie and book), Star Trek: 2009, Spirited Away, Ponyo, 2012: The Apocalypse, The Knowing, Arthur (the show), Sesame Street (the show), The local news, Storm Stories, Storm Chasers, 1000 Ways to Die, World's Dumbest..., iCarly, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Regular Show, The Amazing Word of Gumball, Adventure Time, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Ben 10 (original and Alien Force), Pokemon, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The number 5 and 55 and 555, The letter Q, the shape Pentagon, Stars, Butterflies, Cats, Kittens, Roses, Daffodils, Spellcheck, Google Chrome, Failblog, Delia's, Journies (the store)
Music: I listen to a "wide" variety of music. The main things that I won't listen to is: Heavy metal, Country, and Jazz. What I do listen to is: LMAFO, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, David Guetta, Deadmau5, Swedish House Mafia, Kanye West, 3OH!3, Ke$ha, Ne-Yo, Rihanna, Bruno Mars, Neon Trees, Beyonce, Pitbull, Michael Jackson, 30 Seconds to Mars, B.O.B., Train, The Black Eyed Peas, Lupe Fiasco, Metro Station, Hollywood Undead, Eminem, and P!nk. Those are the artist that I actually have albums from. Now, there are a lot of artists that have a song or two that I love. Like: Waiting For the End by Linkin Park, Bulletproof by La Roux, Gucci Gucci by Kreyshawn, Absolutely (Story of a Girl) by Nine Days, Evacuate the Dancefloor by Cascada, Fireflies by Owl City, If I Had You by Adam Lambert, Life is a Highway by Rascal Flatts, Real Gone by Sheryl Crow, That's Not My Name by The Ting Tings, and Highschool Never Ends by Bowling for Soup. And there's a bunch more, that that'll take forever to list.
As far as FanFiction goes, I love it! Currently my favorite archives are the Total Drama Series, Teen Wolf, Big Bang Theory, and Hetalia: Axis Powers. My favorite shippings are:
Total Drama Series
Hetalia: Axis Powers
America (US)xEngland (UK)
Big Bang Theory
And those are in no particular order, although StilesxDerek, SheldonxPenny, NoahxIzzy, NoahxCody, GwenxDuncan, America (US)xEngland(UK), RussiaxPrussia, and CanadaxFrance are among my favorite favorites. :)
Honestly, the main reason why I found this website was when the US version of Total Drama Island ended, and I suffered from Post Total Drama Disorder (It had only been about an hour. And I was crying for that entire hour) and went online, and eventually found this site. That was my favorite show when I was thirteen and fourteen.Then I found Hetaila: Axis Powers my ninth grade year. I was obsessed with that. My tenth grade year, Teen Wolf premiered. That was one of the best tv nights of my life. I became obsessed with that. Finally, I stumbled to my weakness and jumped on the Big Bang wagon. I love it. I love it to death.
Also: Copy and paste if you know how to have full operation of your computer using only your keyboard - as in if the mouse broke, you wouldn't need it.
Personal Notes:05/28/13: Gosh, its almost been a full year since something significant has happened involving me on Fanfiction or Fictionpress. These past (more than this, really) four years since I've been up here has really been unexpected. I've changed as a person. I'm not the silly little thirteen-year-old I once was (LIES!), but I am now fast on my track to being a young adult since I'm 17. This really has nothing to do with any explanations for why I'm not updating anything, but, truthfully, I think I've grown out of a lot of things from my pre and early teens. I'm now in my late teens. Do you know how crazy that is? I'm going to be eighteen next May. And, quite frankly, I just want to start my FanFiction on a new note. Maybe. We'll see later on. Until then, stay beautiful/handsome/awesome my dear readers, for that is all we can do
04/08/12: Well, it's Spring Break here in my state. But word to the wise, don't expect any updates anytime soon. I'm just not feeling fanfiction writing too much anymore. It's my attention span. I, however, might post a Hetalia oneshot within the next three days. Do not question what it is about. It's Complicated shall take forever to be updated. My inspiration for Noah has disappeared from my life. I am currently looking for a new one soon. Wish me luck, and happy Easter to all.
02/19/12: So my computer is working again. I'm feeling rather nice about that. And I'm constantly doing my 750 words on. You should try it out. It's cool. My updates might become updates now instead of posting up words of nothingness. It's snowing for the first time this winter/year. I am not amused. My little brother is currently using my phone to talk to his best friend, who just so happens to be the little brother of this guy I hate. I'm not amused. I want to write another story, but I'm not finished with any of my currently started ones. Listen to by Deadmau5. It's good.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I'm just very accident prone...and EMOtional)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (But I thought I was...)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Yeah. About that)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (But I'm African-American...)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (But I'm only part Native American...thanks Great Grandmother!)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Nope, just me. Oh, wait, I just discovered that I am Emo. Shit.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Okay...all righty then...)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Yeah. All homos love that shit)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (But, I'm a girl, too!)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Logically not making any sense...)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Only posers have a backbone!)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Gayness is a disease)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (...)
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (You forgot watermelon.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Then, fuck this shit, what about the other stereotype?)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (And what if I do?)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Do I smack the shit out of you now, or later?)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (I'm not that overweight!)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. (Who ain’t these days?)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUS luvs me sum watermelon. (Nope, I like cantaloupe now.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Nope, just over friendly.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (Poor little fly, I hate having to kill things...)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Maybe I do, maybe I don't.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I sure do, me and my markers)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (And I do and am!)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (How many teens do you know who don't?)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Umm hum…when did you realize it?)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Dude, I'm a freak! AWESOME!)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (And I can be. At very many times. ;p)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I'm both intelligent, dumb, weak, and strong...oxymoron!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts. (it’s called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo. (Damn it, every one of these keep on telling me I'm Emo! I Get it!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (God how I wish I did...)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (Why'd you put something for Canadian twice?)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Rightttttt...)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (What if I do?)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Without blood, I DIE.)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (is that what they call them these days?)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I LOVE TEAAA!!)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Duhh)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (But I hug trees, provided they don't have things on them...)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Mary Sue my ass!)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (?!)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins (that’s really weird)
PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (Depending)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (So all Swedes are girls?)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (What else should I do in my spare time besides Fan Fiction?)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I am a loner, when I'm not with my friends.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (It's not my fault that it's sexytime on FF.net!)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (I am not human, I am Cleverbot)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (Sorry, but I curse now...)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Maybe...)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Can’t help if people can’t spell right)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Huh?)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND right now so I MUST be Lesbian. (I don't even want to answer this.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (Motherflip, I didn't even see this at first! All my friends in band are popular friendless freaks!)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Cutting: the most contagious disease in North America)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Nope, just a girl who cries over stupid stuff)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (Are you dissing me?)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (Hey, I can help it if I want everything to go completely right.)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (t(--t))
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (FIRE!)
I like wolfs so I MUST BE A WEREWOLF. (Jacob!!)
I like to hang out with kids more than adults, so I MUST be a pedophile. (But I'm nether adult nor kid. I am teenaged!)
I'm black and I love anime so I MUST be a true outcast. (And what if I am)
I fall asleep during class so I must not care about my grades. (Some of us are just lucky enough to sleep, then wake up and understand)
I takes a lot of photos so that I can blackmail you so I MUST be a crazed, obsessed stalker.
I wear a scarf all the time so that I can be a Russia look alike so I MUST be a rabid Hetalia fangirl
Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '96 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but four conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You had a ferbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shutup!!
You Know You Live In 2013 When...
1. You realize that the password on your phone is either a series of connecting lines or numbers
2. You think that playing with birds is a perfectly acceptable way to pass time
3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram
4. You'd rather use your phone as a remote instead of just looking all over the house for the remote
6. Your evening activity is sitting at your tv with your laptop, phone, and maybe even your iPad
7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends
8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this
10. You were too busy to notice number five
11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five
12. And now your laughing at your stupidity
13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it
You’re a writer IF:
You talk to yourself a lot.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Annoying Things People Do:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
4. When people say "it's always the last place you
5. When people say while watching a film "did
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
8. When people say "life is short". What??
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Yippie! You've reached the bottom of my extensively long profile page!
You win NOTHING! Enjoy!
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