The Draftsman
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Joined 02-06-09, id: 1829754, Profile Updated: 02-05-16
Author has written 3 stories for Battlefield, Warframe, and Overlord/オーバーロード.

Name: The Draftsman (Only name I could think that wouldn't make me sound like a complete idiot).

Age: I was born in last quarter of year 1991, do the math (please, I'm too tired).

Me: I'm just somebody, a man, I think. I also have roughly 28 hour day rythm.

I have about 2-3 cubic meters of books/comics and notebooks/drawing paper in my room. And for the record: I have everything in my bookshelves: from paper to food and three years old receipts.

Hobbies/Likes:

Reading

Drawing (been getting better at it too)

Writing (I start a story - write 600 words - New story), though I have been geting better, I think, maybe?

Strong tea

Dislikes:Sleeping (takes too much damn time), Coffee,

Favorite Drink: Coca-Cola (on average I drink 5 liters per week so I had to change to Sugar free Zero)

Favorite Games: Deus Ex, Battlefield, Mass effect, Fallout.

Favourite Books: Artemis Fowl, Harry potter, Science fiction and fantasy, right now Scifi is preferable

Favorite movies/TV-series/animations: RWBY, Firefly, Battlestar galactica,

Other stuff:

I probably should write something meaningful here, but I just can't think of anything. Therefore I'm just writing something or other to fill this dreadfully lonely space of whiteness.

Maybe I could write an amusing limerick, or a witty puzzle, but why bother when nobody even reads this page. People just see that white and blue flag next to my name and think: where is this poor bastard from? never mind, lets just skip this page.

Sometimes I wonder why I read so much... Could I be going trough some escape-the-reality phase? if so I've been going trough it quite a few years then- Great... Now I sound like a damn whiner with a bad Grammar.

Sorry people, I'll probably rewrite this whole mess after my sanity returns from it's trip to South-pole, unless it got kidnapped by penguin on the way back, or was it still going there? I can never tell the difference...

Stories: I have some beginnings of Mass Effect, Harry Potter, and Naruto stories written but nothing that could be posted.

Stories I like to read: Stories where author successfully integrates changes to the story.
Changes: main character personality/gender/skills, Story setting/timeline/theme. I also like descriptive writing that gives me enough stuff to see what the write saw.

The manga One Punch describes very well the stuff I like to read and write: Strong character and their interaction with rest of the world.

Stories I don't like to read:

Few examples

Harry potter: Harry goes to the gringots. Friendly goblins make make a blood test (free of charge) that says that Harry is the heir of a, b, c,
x, and y, and that he inherits a vault full of gold, items, etc from each and is a progidy in Z subject (charms, DADA [how does that even work?,
transiguration, animagus, magical language). All this from a single blood test?

Naruto: Hello Naruto, here is a scroll from your parents X and Y, it contains letters from them and pile of techniques and items. Skills that
require several years of training learnt instinctively within few days without Shadow clones. Use of japanese in the middle of english text
(familial titles, thank you, goodbye, etc) even worse when technique name chages language in the middle (Shadow clone no jutsu). Worst of all is
when Naruto spends several year before the story on a training trip and is said to be really strong, only to perform even worse than his canon
version when it counts.

Mass effect: Female shepard that is first described as a baddass but then acts: no confidence out of battle, self-doubts that require romantic
partner from the crew, emotional traumas that require love interest to snap out off (IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE). HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL FORCES
SOLDIER DECIDES THAT SAREN (of whom they have never heard before) IS GUILTY OF EDEN PRIME BASED ON THE TESTIMONY OF ONE LAZY/INCOMPETENT
DOCKWORKER, then loses temper in the midlle of a council session (though this did happen in the game). And whats with so many of FemSheps being
biotics with self-control problems? I mean we're talking about a special forces soldier with over a decade of experience. Isn't ten years enough to learn self control and all that stuff?

Grammar: It's really painfull to see when someone can't even get character names right. PLEASE READ THE SOURCE MATERIAL.There's only so much one can thinks as a typo before considering that author has little knowledge of source.

overall: Fan fiction follows Sturgeon's law quite reliquously, yet when you find that diamond hidden in the sand, what you find is AWESOME.

Pictures: I have a Deviantart account: tousai.deviantart .com

-Right now I have a picture of Love-Doll posted and can post picture of the Shanghai Engineer if anyone want's it.

-The Draftsman

Ps. Please don't kill me if I dissed you or your stories... [Window breaks]

Pps. I'm outta here. [Glass hits a wall, followed by gunfire]

Ppps. I wonder what Limbo is like... [Arrives at the gates of hell]

Pppps. Fuuuuuuuuuuuu- [Skullf*ed by the devil]

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Maria Campbell of the Astral Clocktower by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Maria Campbell remembers an old life. A life bathed in blood. A fishing hamlet. A research hall of many floors and many patients. And a stranger who insisted on corpse-fishing... AKA, that fic where a grimdark DLC boss is reincarnated in fluffy otome-land and still acts like she's in a FromSoftware game. (Bloodborne/Hamefura post-Dark Souls setting crossover)
My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 345 - Words: 718,487 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 7/27/2020
Dragon of the Eldritch by AkumaKami64 reviews
Instead of a fallen angel, Issei is approached by a very different girl. One who takes great offence to attempts on Issei's life. The Supernatural realms of Earth are about to find out how small they really are, now that Azathoth has found her beloved. Issei steadily ascending into Eldritch-Godhood, a harem including female Eldritch, and various Cthulhu/Lovecraft elements.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,123 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 5,165 - Follows: 5,938 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 7/12/2020 - [H. Issei, OC]
Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 178 - Words: 745,531 - Reviews: 9612 - Favs: 8,695 - Follows: 9,242 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
God of Hate by AkumaKami64 reviews
Eren does not become the Attack Titan, or any of the Nine Titans. He arises instead as the second coming of something far more powerful, from before the dawn of time: The One who is Many, the Golden Demise, the King of Terror, the God of Hate. But can he bare the weight of this power or be swallowed whole by a true Titan, by Ghidorah?
Crossover - Godzilla & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,661 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 9/25/2023 - Published: 10/30/2020 - King Ghidorah, Eren Y., Mikasa A.
The Emerald Phoenix by Primordial Vortex reviews
For his entire life, Izuku wanted nothing more than to be a hero. Hearing his Idol say he couldn't do it without a Quirk almost broke him. Yet when put into a situation where even other heroes were almost helpless bystanders, he didn't hesitate. And in doing so, he finally awoke what he had longed for. Quirk!Izuku Harem
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 257,380 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 6,832 - Follows: 7,489 - Updated: 7/31/2023 - Published: 7/23/2018 - [Izuku M., Momo Y., Mina A., Camie]
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,121 - Reviews: 4489 - Favs: 15,009 - Follows: 16,101 - Updated: 7/17/2023 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Contract Labor by Greydon Creed reviews
What if Keitaro Urashima had some steel in his spine when he first arrived at the Hinata Inn? What put it there? And how will the tenants react, especially when his past comes back to haunt him? -Now with it's own TVTropes page. Note: as of 03/15/21 this story is still alive and being worked on.-
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 502,379 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 6/27/2023 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Keitaro U.
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 295,543 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 10/9/2022 - Published: 9/15/2012
Peerage Girl Quest by gabriel blessing reviews
A story of love, and loss. Of epic battles and fantastic journeys. Of monsters, demons, gods and angels. Of the bonds of friendship, tested and true. Also, of Oppai. Actually, lots of oppai. It's really a lot sillier than it sounds.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Monster Girl Quest - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58,058 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/16/2022 - Complete
Caboose's Guide to Making Friends With Monster Girls by Tatsurou-san reviews
Hi! My name is Michael J. Caboose! You probably know me as one of the main characters of Red vs Blue! What you probably don't know is...I got my own adventure! Freckles and I made lots of new friends on a new world after a wrong turn on a space ship when Tucker sent me for milk...and I made lots of friends there! ...and now Tucker doesn't like me very much.
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 73,396 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 2/27/2021 - Published: 6/8/2017 - M. Caboose, Centorea, Miia, Suu
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 157,477 - Reviews: 3468 - Favs: 13,021 - Follows: 14,941 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8767 - Favs: 17,711 - Follows: 18,582 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
A Good Scientist by Tacuun reviews
Issei Hyoudou was a scientist, a rather bored one if he was honest. Then his 'girlfriend' tries to kill him, sprouting black wings in the process, showing him that maybe the world wasn't so boring after all. The only problem now? Getting Yuuma back to his basement before the drugs wear off...
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,364 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 2,725 - Updated: 12/23/2019 - Published: 7/21/2016 - H. Issei
Behind Blue Eyes by elmembrila reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 433,054 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 4,032 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Flame's Shade by AYangThang reviews
Raven's left a legacy behind in the form of a small Faunus child. Raising a half-sister has never been so complicated, and team RWBY has their hands full in more ways than one. Eventual Blake/Ruby, Weiss/Pyrrha, Yang/Yatsuhashi.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,008 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/31/2019 - Published: 1/14/2017 - [Blake B., Ruby R.] [Weiss S., Pyrrha N.]
Godsfall by Shurpuff reviews
Momonga left. The denizens of Nazarick grew mad with despair, and spread death and desolation into the New World. Twenty years later, humanity is on the verge of extinction. Into this hopeless situation, six heroes will rise. They are the Supreme Beings, players brought here from Yggdrasil Mk.2. What will Momonga and his friends see, in this twisted world remade by their children?
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,987 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 7/2/2019 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Ainz
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 7,322 - Follows: 6,155 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 811,331 - Reviews: 12978 - Favs: 8,434 - Follows: 7,362 - Updated: 2/14/2019 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Momonga Plus One by ThanatosUpbringing reviews
[ON HIATUS] Momonga had an extra guildmate logged in, on the last day of Yggdrasil. This is their adventures together in the new world, and how would the guild mate's presence change the course of the story. [ON HIATUS]
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,126 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 2/12/2019 - Published: 5/28/2016
Of Grandstanding And Misconceptions by Magery reviews
Raynare isn't a Fallen Angel. There's no such thing. She's just a teenaged girl with delusions of grandeur—and Issei is her long-suffering boyfriend.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/25/2018 - [H. Issei, Raynare] A. Asia - Complete
Long Black Road by FrankLeroux reviews
The one that "you send to kill the f***ing boogeyman" wakes up in the future to face the ultimate boogeyman. Somebody PLEASE get this man...a gun! Rated M for language, for sexual situations, and for John Wick shooting lots of things in the face. Set in the same Mass Effect universe as my other story (Tango 'Til They're Sore) but you don't have to read that one to read this one.
Crossover - Mass Effect & John Wick - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,384 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Complete
Merchant of Yggdrasil by SirBearington reviews
He was a king in YGGDRASIL, a king whose kingdom was going to be erased in a blink of an eye. He was a merchant and being a player with a lot of items in store, he decided to stay just for the last day. Who would have thought that one choice could make the reality he wished to have been true to be the reality he would live in. (Ch 2 Rewrite up)
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,696 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/26/2018 - Published: 5/9/2016 - OC
Making a Deal With a Devil by EmeraldGuardian7 reviews
[ON HIATUS] After picking up a strange paper in the Department of Mysteries, Harry accidentally summons a devil to Privet Drive. Of course, this devil doesn't look at all how you might expect. She looks to be a regular, albeit exceedingly attractive, girl. Their lives now tied together, how will Rias Gremory affect the war against Voldemort?
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 100,095 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 3,881 - Follows: 4,590 - Updated: 1/17/2018 - Published: 9/5/2016 - [Harry P., Rias G.]
Emperor by Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 677,023 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 4,847 - Follows: 4,366 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
My Father Was Secretly A Killer Monkey-Man From Outer Space by EarthScorpion reviews
Many people have called Gendo Ikari a bad parent throughout the years. However, that's just the product of cultural chauvinism. If you judge him by saiyan standards, his behaviour becomes much more reasonable. A tale of giant robots, punching, and heterodox standards of good parenting.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,897 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Gendo I., Yui I.
The Witch of 221b Baker Street by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Joanna Watson was a woman of many secrets. For years she had hidden her true nature away after realizing that perhaps being a witch wasn't worth it. She thought she would forever be alone...until the day she met him. Sherlock Holmes, an eccentric genius who might have what it takes to see past the mask she created and see her true self. Fem Harry/Sherlock
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,529 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 3,501 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 11/24/2016 - [Sherlock H., Harry P.]
The Blood Hound by Morgan d'Arc reviews
In a twist of fate the Dursleys died in a terrible car accident. In dire need of surgery, Lilith is given the organs of a Ghoul and becomes what is known as a hybrid. Follow her as she combats her nature as a ghoul and her desire to see justice done by any means necessary. Abandoned Harry, Fem Harry, Hybrid Ghoul Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,468 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 2,420 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P.
Reborn as Issei by lfonzo reviews
Despite having regrets, as Jiraiya sunk into the watery abyss he was content to go the Pure Land and leave the mission of peace in the hands of Uzumaki Naruto. However, fate was not so kind to the Super Pervert as he woke up as Hyoudou Issei; the new addition to Rias Gremory's peerage.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,778 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 3,198 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Jiraiya, Rias G., H. Akeno, T. Koneko
The Commission by CV12Hornet reviews
RWBY AU. At the flip of a coin, good can become evil... Right can become wrong... Light can turn to dark... And the mightiest of heroes... can become the greatest of villains... (Discontinued)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 155,890 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Complete
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3971 - Favs: 12,209 - Follows: 11,134 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Bruja by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Being a cat is easy. Eat, Sleep and be better than everyone because you're a cat. But what happens when the cat happens to be a witch stuck in a feline body, and runs into the one man on the planet with major anger management issues that cause wide-scale destruction? Meet Bruja, the Hulk's pet kitty...and a bigger troll than Loki could hope to be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,650 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 7,104 - Follows: 7,193 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Kongou, The Last to Stand by UnknownInkStain reviews
Broken and defeated, Kongou is a wreck upon the seas. A once proud battleship of the Fog, she is left shattered, saddened, and confused. She has lost all reasoning, all understanding of her meaning of existence and is in desperate need of guidance. Chihaya Gunzou refuses to let her sink into oblivion. Slight Gunzou x Kongou
Arpeggio of Blue Steel/蒼き鋼のアルペジオ - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/10/2016
One Punch Shirou by Sir Godot reviews
[One-Shot] x [One-Shot] Shirou Emiya - an ordinary boy who wants to be a hero. And to be a hero, one needs to be strong enough to save the people in need. However, when you are literally strong enough to win every battle with one punch, you notice that it's not quite as grand as it sounds... Now with additional Servant Puncher version! [FSN x One Punch-Man Crossover]
Crossover - Fate/stay night & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,700 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Shirō E. - Complete
Puella Magi Luna Magica by Quatermass reviews
Crack! Or at least my attempt at it. Luna Lovegood makes a contract with an Incubator, and becomes a Magical Girl. Unfortunately for the Incubator, he got the raw end of the deal...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Luna L., Kyubey - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 7,782 - Follows: 8,680 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,279 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 2,545 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
The Whiskey Revolution by Nemesis13 reviews
An amnesiac C.C. offers Lelouch a bottle of whiskey rather than sex upon his return from the F.L.E.I.J.A attack on Tokyo and the presumed death of Nunnally. Not much later Kallen discovers that drunken words are sober thoughts and everything changes when the "Man of Miracles' stops giving a damn about anyone but his ever loyal Red Queen...and the booze, can't forget the booze.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Lelouch L., Kallen S., Rolo L.
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3709 - Favs: 6,252 - Follows: 4,922 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 5,458 - Follows: 3,971 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
The Glass Coffin by Boreal Peat reviews
They finished healing Shepard's wounds, but due to the interference of the Shadow Broker, she meets Archangel a little earlier than Cerberus had intended, with some eye-opening consequences. Shepard/Garrus, AU
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,045 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Garrus V., J. Garson]
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. Satire. Parody. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 9,518 - Follows: 5,218 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Something More Important by T. Fowler reviews
Steve Rogers is determined to join the Army and go off to war. Bucky is concerned what will happen if she's discovered. rule!63 Steve.
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,229 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Paragon Reinterpretations by MB18932 reviews
AU. Humanity makes First Contact with the galaxy peacfully, and the resulting technological and cultural exchanges successfully obliterate next to all Renegade beliefs the species holds. This is the world of Mass Effect where the human race is one made up virtually entirely of idealists. Inspired by College Fool's Renegade Reinterpretations.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,991 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Shepard
Another Player In The Game by Umei no Mai reviews
During the war against Iwa Namikaze Minato nearly died in an ambush, his survival leaving him with a debt on his soul. Years later, Uzumaki Naruto meets a maiko who takes him in and raises him as her own. From such innocent beginnings are mighty changes wrought... Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 83 - Words: 184,403 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 361,882 - Reviews: 2521 - Favs: 6,687 - Follows: 4,484 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Operation Orange by Project CluClu reviews
It's been two years since Empress Nunnally vi Britannia ascended to the throne. Hidden from the world, Lelouch peacefully lives on an orange plantation. But what will happen when news arrives, announcing that his beloved younger sister wishes to visit Sayoko, Jeremiah, and Anya at the very same farm?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,378 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [C.C., Lelouch L.] [OC, Anya A.] - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 3,950 - Follows: 3,758 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Three Generations of Brunettes and Redheads by phoenixyfriend reviews
Because reincarnation likes to mess with people, and crack likes to play around even more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 4,387 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 8234 - Favs: 19,401 - Follows: 11,616 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto by ContraBardus reviews
A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 417,515 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 9,224 - Follows: 2,895 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Crow's Nest by Manic Dogma reviews
He would never wing an unwilling Sekirei. But perhaps he could save a willing one. A Fanfic of In Flight.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 110 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Shirō E., No. 88/Musubi, No. 04/Karasuba - Complete
Wabi Sabi by gabriel blessing reviews
The tender love between a boy and a girl, and all it implies: stolen kisses, gentle touches, broken bones, ball gags, fights to the death, the end of the world, cannibalism... Wait, what? A love story that goes where it really shouldn't have gone, and yet still ends up happy.
Crossover - Air Gear & Sankarea/さんかれあ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55,460 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 215 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Itsuki "Ikki" M., Rea S. - Complete
Ghost by Onmysignalunleashwords reviews
"Her face. I remember her face." A boy trained to kill is brought into the light. Grey, different Naruto heavily stealth based and Root trained, but not in the traditional sense. How will he cope with that most dangerous of foes: emotion?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 210,265 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 3,400 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by Magery reviews
He just wanted to watch the world burn, and she'd always be his flame.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/21/2012 - [Kallen S., Lelouch L.] - Complete
Rock Pops by Agent of the Divine One reviews
Here's a fun "What if?" scenario for Rock and Revy.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Revy, Rock - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Thanatos34 reviews
Shepard discovers something on Alchera she would rather have never known.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - J. Garson
Friends With Benefits by The Red Celt reviews
The story of the progression of Garrus and FemShep's relationship from best friends to lovers. The first chapter was originally a stand-alone piece, but after some urging by the anons on the k-meme I've decided to make it a full fic. X-posted from the kinkmeme, so rated M for adult content. :)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,448 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Enemy territory by Elesey reviews
AU in which the First Contact war starts seventeen years later, and after lasting ten years it's ended with the peace negotiated by asari and salarians and a forced marriage of the two best soldiers from each military.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,104 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5234 - Favs: 20,513 - Follows: 18,210 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Not your average call by Velasa reviews
ME3- It was suppose to be just another routine trespassing call on the Presidium, really. Post-date FemShep/Garrus humor.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
A vigilantes' rendezvous by VictorsGrace
WHAT would in actuallity happen, if Garrus and FemShep unified their romance in full, in the shadow of looming, possible apocalypse? Written as a continuation of the "bed scene" in ME 2, if you choose to romance Garrus Vakarian. Worked to keep in character. NOT smut, erotic shortfic one-shot, MA 18 content .
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Turian Worryin' by Musicalrain reviews
Femshep and Garrus offer advice on turian-human relationships. Set ME3. Rated M just to be safe, although language isn't too bad. I have no rights to Mass Effect, I just have fun with it. Please Review! NEW: Prequel is published! - Turian Worryin' Origins.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/11/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Service to the Primarch by Ahrk reviews
Sequel to Tables Voluntarily Turned. FemshepxGarrusxVictus "Garrus smiles to himself, sure that when Victus woke up today, he had no idea he'd be making out with an ex-C-Sec vigilante and a human Spectre who just happen to save the galaxy on occasion." Rated M for sexual content and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Damage Control by Rokubi reviews
Back aboard the Normandy, Garrus is faced with a bit of a problem. As it seems everyone onboard, regardless of gender or species, has taken up Normandy's favorite pastime; hitting on Commander Shepard. And, of course, Shepard is her regular oblivious self.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/7/2012 - [Shepard, Garrus V.]
Bar At The End Of The Universe by Truga reviews
"Been waiting long?" "Long enough. What took you?" Shepard and her lover meet up at a bar. T rating for two swearwords.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Ms FixIt by FreyReh reviews
Quinn Shepard can't help but to overhear a conversation going on at a table near her at the Eternity bar in Illium and through her drunken haze she decides she needs to fix their problems as well! T for Lang!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Galaxy's Oldest Profession by BountyHuntress16 reviews
Meme fill. To survive on Omega, you can only look out for yourself. Yet Shepard, a smart-mouthed hooker with a mean right hook, finds herself drawn into Garrus Vakarian's mission to bring justice to her home and the gangs who overrun it.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,623 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Shepard Code by quondam reviews
Set Post-ME3 where Shepard chooses Control. A hundred years after the Reaper War, a Turian ship captained by the grandson of Garrus Vakarian comes across a derelict Reaper inhabited by a hologram of Commander Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 173 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard - Complete
A Day in the Life by red lilies reviews
It was a good day when Primarch Victus didn't have to deal with turian politics or Commander Shepard's antics. It was a bad day when he had one. There was no word for both.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/13/2012 - J. Garson, Primarch Adrien Victus - Complete
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, OC, General Veers - Complete
An Elegant Solution by James Golen reviews
Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 233 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard - Complete
Indiscretions by Ozzallos reviews
Saffron has fallen and Ranma is the man of the hour, however unwillingly. Truths and reconciliation follow. Oh, and high fructose citrus content.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Ranma, Shampoo
Special Delivery by bissek reviews
The Viceroyal Palace is thrown into an uproar when a parcel sent by the Black Knights arrives in the mail. What does Zero hope to gain by sending a package to Princess Cornelia?
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 158 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
Medic Ministrations by PanteraIchigo reviews
A little bit of fun leads to an awkward situation, messy misunderstandings, and later on... a happiness that will last forever.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,512 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 189 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Ichigo K., Isane K. - Complete
One Longcoat: Black Leather by JTheClivaz reviews
One Long-coat: Black Leather, dented, Pitted, Scuffed. Shepard's only link to her unknown father, who is closer to hand than she dare think. T for infered Fem!shep Jack relationship. And Jack.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - J. Garson, Zaeed M.
Deadheads by Lady Salazar reviews
Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 333 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Harry P., Godric G.] - Complete
Hell's Radiance by Angel of the Godless reviews
AU Fate can be a twisted thing, some only exist in hate. Sakura was one of those, a container of the most feared demon in history, hated by her village. Lost in the darkness, she tried to find a reason for living.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 467,091 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2807 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Reason That I Laugh and Breathe by Ms Morpheus reviews
A different take on FemShepxGarrus. Shepard attempts to bridge the cultural divide and comfort the turian she secretly loves, succeeding in a way neither of them expected.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Lives We Save by ChibiJaime reviews
Set directly post Garrus's recruitment mission in ME2. The in-between, from Garrus's extraction from Omega to the moment before his awakening. Aislynn Shepard is a practical woman, but she never realized how much old friends meant until now...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Jinchuuriki and huntresses by NHunter reviews
Alicia/Naruto/Beth story. Twin warriors from Claymore universe appear in Naruto's world and come across with our favourite blond... Warnings inside. M to MA-rated.
Crossover - Naruto & Claymore - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,812 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U., Beth - Complete
The Hundred Year Distance by fondleaf reviews
She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Mandatory Marriage Contract Fic by Itsme66 reviews
AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 62,585 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
Company of Wolves by Mister Cynical reviews
In a world without the Third Impact, Shinij Ikari has grown into a new man. A man similiar to his mentor and father figure, Kaji Ryoji.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,975 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Shinji I.
Galton's Children by LVDB reviews
Lelouch meets a girl from his past who possesses inhuman powers and a terrible secret. Worse, he doesn't remember her. But he'd better remember soon...An unholy fusion of Code Geass, Elfen Lied, and Lelouch remaining in the royal family. Now complete.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,672 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper by Clell65619 reviews
Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,835 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Why Philosophy is Bad for Yumichika's Health by The Ladies Luck reviews
Yachiru comes to Kenpachi with an age-old philosophical question, and he solves it in typical Kenpachi fashion.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2009 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 5,082 - Follows: 3,763 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 10,279 - Follows: 2,829 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hard Work by hadaka reviews
Apollo meets Sena and is forced to give hard work another chance. kirskipkat's Hard Work prompt.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sena K., Leonard A. - Complete
Mirror Siblings by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
Who is he/she? Why does he/she look almost like me? Am I seeing things? Ano, are you my niisan/neechan?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Oiran Ranma by Ozzallos reviews
Being a good samaritan has a price and Ranma is about to learn that no good deed goes unpunished. But sometimes, that's a good thing? Potential lemony goodness.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 424 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Ranma, Nabiki
Promise on the Festival Night by lord of the land of fire reviews
Is your cousin a boy or a girl? A simple question, but one with grave importance to a lonely and abused young girl. A different answer leads the girl down a different path. But in the end, is there a place for someone like her in this world?
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,605 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Lucy / Nyu, Kohta - Complete
Coping Mechanisms by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
The difference between breaking down and having been broken beyond all repair is all in how you tilt your head and look at it. It's time to take a good long look at the truth that lies at the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. Mature themes. Naruto/Naruko, maybe?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 421 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5948 - Favs: 4,815 - Follows: 2,459 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Yakuza by MiraculousMage reviews
The Rookie Nine, Team Gai, and the Sand Siblings all gather at Kakashi's invitation to play a game called 'Yakuza', where the Yakuza members pick off the innocent villagers one by one. Who will survive, if anyone at all? Slight NaruHina in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 4,056 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 7,356 - Follows: 2,383 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 3,857 - Follows: 4,166 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 10,156 - Follows: 2,941 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Flying Lady Or, No Need For Words by ErekLich reviews
What if Tenchi kept being able to see Ryoko at the cave? What would that change? TxR, OVA continuity.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Ryoko, Tenchi M. - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6776 - Favs: 20,612 - Follows: 7,856 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
I've Got You by Jetslinger reviews
After five years of absence, Naruto returns to Konoha to complete a mission of the upmost importance. Along the way, he reflects upon the events that brought them together. NaruKin, rated T for violence and mild fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 201 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Kin T., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 6,343 - Follows: 1,788 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 821 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Mastermind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Ise Nanao knows that she could have done better. If she was Aizen Sousuke, Soul Society would already be at her mercy and the Shinigami dead or dying at her feet.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Nanao I., S. Aizen - Complete
Kunoification by Ozzallos reviews
Nabiki stumbles across one of the biggest secrets at Furikan to date. My attempt to make a serious Kuno.RanmaChan without resorting to amnesia, drugs, curse locks, etc. Cut me some slack already, I make GOOD fics!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,557 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 11/1/2005
Heir to the Empire by Ozzallos reviews
Usagi Tsukino is the heir to Serenity's Silver Millennium. She's also about to get the surprise of her life, as is one Ranma Saotome, Heir to the Anything Goes school of Martial Arts. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 112,734 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Ranma - Complete
The Cubicle Adventures by Merridian reviews
Imagine an Evangelion universe without the biomechanical robots or entry plugs. Imagine if the biblical references didn't involve massive aliens. Imagine if everything was restricted to something even more confining than a plug suit: the cubicle.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,507 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Shinji I. - Complete
Snapped by S'TarKan reviews
This is an AU oneshot from the Team 8 universe, prompted by Brandon's plot bunny. What would it take to make Hinata completely snap?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 274 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Long Time No See by JimmyWolk reviews
15 years after the Angels have been defeated, Shinji Ikari is invited to a reunion party. While reminiscing with old friends and colleagues about his life after NERV, an unexpected guest causes him to reflect on his decisions in a whole new light...
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
Lycanthrope 2: The Prophecy by Mister Cynical reviews
All Shinji wanted to do after saving the world was relax, but some people won't let a sleeping dog lay. Prepare to cheer for the lunatics all over again. After many adventures, the end draws near. recompleted
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Complete
The Devil and Miss Mihoshi by DB Sommer reviews
The Devil decided he wants to claim the souls at the Masaki household, and guess who he starts out with
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2000 - Mihoshi - Complete
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42nd Supreme being reviews
When Yggdrasil was ending Momonga was not alone, he had a friend, another player. In the new world these two will conquer all obstacles. Contains a troll-ish OC.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/30/2016
History of suffering reviews
We fell in our hubris and were uplifted by our suffering.
Warframe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Complete
Day in Shanghai - Story of an engineer reviews
Short day of an engineer in the chaos of Siege of Shanghai. Contains elements from campaing and multiplayer of Battlefield 4, may contain spoilers.-
Battlefield - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Complete