Mrs. Fang-Black17
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Joined 02-06-09, id: 1829787, Profile Updated: 05-04-10
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Vampires, and Maximum Ride.

I'm a Twilight addictwho loves the little couple Jacob and Nessie. I think their so cute together! I have a Twiname, Nessie! So in a weird way Jacob imprinted on me. SO BACK OFF If you ask me what Team I'm on I'm Team JACOB! so please don't ask. I also love th Maximum Ride Series! Fang is MINE! I know creepy but I'm a creepy person. Not really it's an inside joke. Music wise I love the Jonas Brothers especially Joe! I have a ton of posters of him! Please don't ask how many I have, I haven't done my inspection. I also loveDavid Archuleta, I strongly believe that he really won, Ryan just said the wrong name and ruined David A's dream!I also sing in the choir at my school. Along with singing David Archuleta,Taylor Swift,demi Lovato, and Carrie Underwood at the top of my lungs just to annoy my brother. I'm also a BIGfan of Taylor Lautner! I colect pictures of him!! And a fan of Robert Pattinson. Some things that I don't like are, people who call Jake gay!I will hurt you if you call him gay, ask prettynpink123. (another inside joke)People who say Twilight is a bad spinoff of Harry Potter!Well it's NOTif you read the dang book you will find no simalarities!!It also ticks me off when people say Twilight in general sucks. But if it sucks, why are all of her books number one, newyork times bestsellers?HMMMMMMMM?I also love the Gemma Doyle Trilogy!! I have a fat cat who eats like a hog!!I also have a poral officer! They still can't find me.(inside joke)One of my favorite stories I love Reading over and over is Family Therapy Cullen Style! It's really funny. I have curly brown-black hair and a disease called Neurofibromatosis or NF for short. It affects the growth in my ankle and I've had three reconstructive surgeries on it. I had my first one when I was about two, the second one was in third grade, and the last one I had was about two years ago when I was in fith grade. That about sums it up! Oh Elmo knows where you keep your knives!!So does Santa!!Hehe!(again, inside joke)Even some weird kids that talked to me durring Polobolus knows where you live! They told me!!I hope you enjoy my stories, and if you don't, well lets just say I know a guy

Hey people, I'm going on hiatus for a little while

Check out this story too! http://www.fictionpress.com/u/709914/PurpleKindofGirl94

I was NessieCullen17, but has since changed it to NessieBlack17! You can make your own assumptions why! ;D

Pendent from Kristmas Kiss:

Pics for Music found my Boyfriend:

Chapter 1:

Nessie's dress:

Rose's dress:

Bella's dress:

Alice's dress:

Hannah's dress:


Picks for Finding Love:

Bailey:

Ms. Ann:


You Found Me:

here's the engagment ring!

Bailey:

Seth:

Pics for Learning to Fall:

T.J.

Nessie:

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A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, Twila Starla, AIT98, lilacsarepurple.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried to smoke pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

95 percent of teenagers don't like to read, if you are part of the 5 who does, copy & paste this on your profile. Add your name. Dragons of Egypt. Twila Starla. AIT98, lilacsarepurple.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at others

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know/live with someone who has a physical/mental disability, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

Fashion is dressing like everyone else and being trendy. Style is when you dress like yourself and are unique. If you think fashion is crap and style is what's really important, copy and paste this into your profile.

HATERS:
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yoυ тнιnĸ Skye's тrιppιn'? тιe Skye's ѕнoeѕ.
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yoυ can'т face Skye? тυrn aroυnd.
1 Percent of teens would be happy if Skye Sweetnam was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 99 yelling "Dont jump Skye!"

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I don't LISTEN to what people think about me, so I MUST think I'm better than everyone.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm into my APPEARANCE, so I MUST be an extremely girly-girl
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST talk really loud.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK (sometimes), so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be smart.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm into CHEER LEADING, so I MUST be a dumb blond.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken andkool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm into the BEACH, so I MUST be a stupid surfer.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I’m into ROCK so I MUST be emo.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm into FOOTBALL, so I MUST be a TOMBOY.

I'm into CLOTHS and SHOES, so I MUST be a rich girl.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. (which i an not)
I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either, a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and/or COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork.
I wear CONTACTS, so I MUST be in denial.I'm FRIENDS WITH LESBIANS, so I MUST be a lesbian too.I like to TEXT instead of TALK on the phone, so I MUST have no social life.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Hold an auction.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Make sushi.

Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."

Shave.

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" (they said they would stop)

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Elmo knows where you live

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

. My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You're intoxocated by my very presence

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

You know you live in 2007 (2008) when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Funny isn't it!

Noah in 2006

In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.

Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark.

"Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"

"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.

Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.

Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!

When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me.

They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.

Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood. I 'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew.

Immigration and Naturalization is checking the green-card status of most of the people who want to work.

The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark-building experience.

To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.

So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark."

Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"

"No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it."

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Elmo knows where you live!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

Nessie: Do I ever cross your mind?

Jake: No

Nessie: Do you like me?

Jacob: No

Nessie: Do you want me?

Jake: No

Nessie: Would you cry if I left?

Jake: No

Nessie: Would you live for me?

Jacob: No

Nessie: Would you do anything for me?

Jake: No

Nessie: Choose--me or your life

Jake: My life

Nessie runs away in shock and pain and Jake runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

The Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

I amthe girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll hav
e kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

SONGS U MUST LISTEN 2

Will I?- Rent Cast!!

TANGLED UP IN ME- SKYE SWEETNAM

PART OF YOUR WORLD- SKYE SWEETNAM

BILLY S- SKYE SWEETNAM

SHARADA- SKYE SWEETNAM

HYPOCRIT- SKYE SWEETNAM

MUSIC IS MY BOYFRIEND- SKYE SWEETNAM

I DON'T REALLY LIKE YOU- SKYE SWEETNAM

IT SUCKS- SKY SWEETNAM

THIS IS ME-SKYE SWEETNAM

I'M STRANGE- SKYE SWEETNAM

FLY BY WAYSIDE- SKYE SWEETNAM

COUNTRY GIRL- RISSI PALMER

NO AIR- RISSI PALMER

WHITE HORSE- TAYLOR SWIFT

YOU BELONG WITH ME- TAYLOR SWIFT

OUR SONG- TAYLOR SWIFT

TEARDROPS ON MY GUTAIR- TAYLOR SWIFT

THIS IS ME- DEMI LOVATO

LA LA LAND- DEMI

GET BACK-DEMI

EVERYDAY AMERICA- SUGARLAND

LOVE YOUR BABY GIRL- SUGARLAND

ANYTHING DAVID ARCHULETA

ANYTHING JONAS BROTHERS

DON'T FORGET TO REMEMBER ME- CARRIE UNDERWOOD

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL- CARRIE

JUST A DREAM- CARRIE (SAD SONG)

LAST NAME- CARRIE

SO SMALL- CARRIE

WASTED- CARRIE

WAKE UP CALL- HAYDEN PANITEIR

HOPELESSLY DEVOTED 2 YOU- OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN

YOUR THE ONE I WANT- GREASE CAST

SUMMER NIGHTS- DANNY & SANDY

GREASE LIGHTENING- THE T BIRDS

BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT- ? (U EXPECT ME 2 KNOW EVERY ARTIST?)

THAT'S THE WORST THING I COULD DO- RIZZLE

UMBRELLA- RIHANNA

TAKE A BOW- RIHANNA

TAKE ME THERE- RASCAL FLATTS

WHAT HURTS THE MOST- RASCAL FLATTS

STAND- RASCAL FLATTS

I Must Not Chase The Boys- Play

Cinderella- Play (for the record Disney re-did Play's version!)

YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY BABY- SARA EVENS

AS IF- SARA EVENS

EVERYBODY DIES FAMOUS IN A SMALL TIME- MIRANDA LAMBERT

Must Reads

Kisses and Lies- Laurnen Henderson

Kiss Me, Kill Me- Lauren Henderson (Read this one first)

The Twilight Saga - Stephenie Meyer

Gemma Doyle Trilogy-Libba Bray (srry that I am being repetitave)

Stargirl- Jerry Spinelli

Looser- Jerry Spinelli

Milkweed- Jerry Spinelli

Maniac McGee- Jerry Spinelli

Love, Stargirl- Jerry Spinelli

Midnight Sun- you should know the author

The Host- Stephenie Meyer

Tuck Everlasting- ?

Little House On the Prarie Books- Laura Ingalls Wilder

HERE'S A PIC OF SKYE SWEETNAM

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A Great and Terrible Twilight by icalledmylovefalselove reviews
In the world of Kartik and Gemma. Kartik/Gemma pairing, though Kartik and Gemma are split in personality between Edward and Gemma. Rated T for mild... stuff :P
Crossover - Gemma Doyle Trilogy & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,722 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009
Moving Bites Losing Slays Rejection Burns by Delyla Oleander reviews
Phoenix is Meredith's cousin from New York and she's not necessarily average. Meredith wants Vlad. Phoenix wants friendship. Vlad wants their blood. Henry wants some action. What will happen now?
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Henry, Vladimir Tod
The Reversed Twilight by AliceCullenRox 16 reviews
Well you know the real twilight right? Well in this version Bella is the vampire and Edward is the human. She is faced with the troubles of being a vampire and there is tons of interesting stuff in this! Please read it, and comment! Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Renesme and Jacob's Story by Renesme CARLY Cullen reviews
All I can feel is joy. An unbelievable amount of happiness strikes me. His deep voice always captivates me from the second I hear it. His black eyes are mesmerizing. His mere presence sent my mind whirling. That’s what happens when he’s around.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,827 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Never too late by preetynpink123 reviews
Bella has been hurt by every one in her life, she lives with her Step mother and Father, and her Three beautiful step sisters. When Edward comes along, can he help her out of her bounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fishing Love by SnarkySnarky reviews
Bella is a 17 year old girl.She likes fishing. Pretty simple, right? Wrong! What happens when she meets 32 year old Edward - Charlie's friend? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
New Sunrise by SnarkySnarky reviews
What would have happened if Bella hadn't been so weak in New Moon? What if she didn't break down? Btw it's an E/B so all u Team Jacobs...go scurry off an play with your werewolf dolls. Have fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella
Cullens Behaving Badly by bizzabel reviews
A week of chaos when poor little human Bella acidentaly persuades Esme and Carlilse to go away for some R&R. All hell brakes loose; banned games, dares, forbidden kisses, lots of laughs, secrets, 'quality bonding' and worse... story beats summary! xo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,830 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Werewolf Love by LoveforAlways reviews
Bella is a werewolf. Edward is a vampire. She imprints on him. How can Edward possibly accept her love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,221 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Playing With Fire by blackandivorykeys reviews
One-night stands are the diving line between affection and lust. For Bella and Edward, one ended the love that was supposed to last forever… AH/ AU. Collaboration with Oxygen.and.Cucumber.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,187 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
This time, this place again by somexrandomxperson reviews
set after the scene at the cave. just a sweet one shot. rated T for max and fang kissing. RnR homies! k that was lame...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Fang, Max
Octoberfest by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A collection of October and Autumn themed oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
My Immortal gone by MartiniBabe reviews
After Edward left...Bella turns her radio on and hear a song that compares to her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dares! by Rocker-Chick-12345 reviews
Everyone plays a game of truth or dare. //In Progress//
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008
Waiting by Oxiemoron reviews
Embry, Seth, Jacob, and Leah are the last of the wolves this is their story. And what has Embry discovered that may change everything?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Embry, Leah
First Date by salacious-smiles reviews
A oneshot sequel to First Kiss - don’t worry, you don’t have to read First Kiss to understand this. Written for Ysar for the April ’09 Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
So not Awkward by SuperSOFTies reviews
Set after the Freddie and Sam kiss but this time they kiss again and it affects their future and they end up getting married it starts after the kiss though! R & R because this is my first icarly fic!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
HOPE by bbeellaa reviews
Bella runs away in a typical bout of rebellion as a newborn. Can Edward get her back? And will Nessie have the courage to face her fears and ask Jake a very important question? Or will edward fall for Sienna? EXS EXB RXJ sequel 2 forever young.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward
Alice in Wonderland by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Alice falls down a rabbit hole and ends up in an alternative universe where she meets Jasper. A mix of popular fairytales set in an alternative universe. Alice/Jasper. Dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Sparks Fly by preetynpink123 reviews
Bella is a single mother of a two year old girl she want to dovote all her time to claire so she doesn't feel she has time for men. Edward IS a vamp. this story has some crazy bumps along the way i hope you like it. better summ inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,805 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Fumbles at Your Spirit by rapink93 reviews
Supposedly the friend stage. Quil and Claire are only supposed to be friends. Just friends. But what happens when they share an intimate kiss. Short and cute one-shot that explores a moment in their relationship. Told by Claire in 2nd POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Kissing in the Rain by May Lily reviews
Because every girl deserves to be kissed in the rain. Chad/Sonny -- Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Unique Girl: by Babycub reviews
What happens when Henry sends thoughts into Vlad's mnd so he can have the girl of his dream? If you like that preppy girl Meredith DO NOT LEAVE ANY MEAN COMMENTS! please...:-
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2009
Dangourous emotions by TasherrBlack reviews
Nessie has grown up to be a freak among freaks with a lot of decisions to make. Should she choose the boy she loves or the boy she needs ? , can she trust the Cullen’s surprise visitor? And who is the Volturi after? Review please so i cn write the rest x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,995 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Embry
blood lust and Schizophrenia by TasherrBlack reviews
What would happen if the cullens came across a vampire with Schizophrenia? Would the volturi come? Or is it a set up? Who will this person kill? where does he come from? How does Emmett know him? why does leah like him? read on to find out. plz review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Emmett, Leah
The Talk with Edward and Renesmee by Tina Cullen reviews
After Renesmee and Jacob kiss, Edward and Bella decide it's time to discuss the Birds and the Bees with her. Chaos ensues with the family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
IM'ing cullen style by stallone0814 reviews
the cullens and wolves discover AIM
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Wonderwall by 2013as reviews
Leah left La Push and now is returning,she realize things have changed at home, Sam has a new gang of boys with him 24/7..including her best friend Jacob..but what happens when the mysterious boy Embry imprints on her is her heart ready to love again?..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,037 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Leah, Embry - Complete
And Without Thinking by May Lily reviews
And the tears kept falling. I needed more.. I needed... him. And without thinking, I turned to face him, my face probably looking hideous, I stared right into his eyes... And I kissed him. Sonny/Chad CHANNY. Read please. ONESHOT.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
How a Resurrection Really Feels by thunder skies reviews
."Seth spent a lot of time cataloging the things about her that Jacob never seemed to noticed." Seth/Nessie. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Seth, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Brother vs Brother by Kayla Cullen reviews
Bella is Jacob Cullen's girlfriend. She is scared to death of Jacob's brother,Edward...After talking to him, Bella starts to feel things about Edward that she should not feel...........
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Kisses on the balcony by Rocker-Chick-12345 reviews
What if, when Sam and Freddie kissed, they weren't able to stop? What if they took it farther? No lemon, just fluff. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Jacob by Nahime94 reviews
As Nessie knows.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Fearless by MarcyJ reviews
How the scene at Luke's might have played out if Magnus hadn't so effectively halted Alec's confession the day Clary created the Fearless rune. Implied Alec/Magnus
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Emmett goes to rehab by AnmlLvr reviews
Bella finally snaps over one of Emmett's 'jokes about her personal life.' She plans revenge, by sending Emmett to a rehab facility for his 'obsessive behavior.' One-shot. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
First Kiss by salacious-smiles reviews
“Do you love me, Jake?" Don't we all wish to see how that first kiss between Jake and Nessie goes? A Two-Shot in Jacob's and Edward's point of view. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
First kiss by NamulaMoonshine reviews
the description of Edward's and Bella's first kiss in Edward's pov. Please note that I'm using this as a scene from the movie and not the book so it had mega spoilers! EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Trash Cans and the Freshmen by Lyn-Cartlascedemus reviews
It's the first day of school and Emmett wants to torture some freshman
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Vampire Girl by eyesofevergreen reviews
B/E When Charlie finds Edward in Bella's room, Bella is sent to live with her mother. So what happens when the Volturi decide to go vegitarian and announce the existance of vampires to the world? Vampire safety 101 as a part of the highschool curriculum.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,458 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Missed You, Miss Doyle by paintedallup reviews
A Great and Terrible Beauty, Gemma and Kartik.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Rockstar by bellawhitlock51 reviews
Bella drinks Rockstar. A very silly, funny one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Little Things by mari.92.11.3 reviews
Jacob and Nessie get into an argument.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A Great and Terrible Beauty Part 2: Wedding by Underworld's Darkest Rose reviews
When Gemma found Kartik in America, they came back to India to start a new life. Kartik and Gemma got married and now own a home on a large piece of land outside Mumbai. Perfect, until someone from the realms escapes!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008
Room With Me by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Jared shows Mel that kicking Jamie out of their room was the right thing to do.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Jared H., Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 260 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
the unknow life of the Cullen Family! by Abstractly Sydney reviews
WHAT! Rosalie and Jacob? Bella and Jasper? Edward and Leah? Alice and Emmett?Charlie and Esme? and Carlisle in a BAND? Very funny i hope
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Dance by eatyourtofurky reviews
Kartik&Gemma. She is his remedy to cloudy days and nonbelievers.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Reactions by efficacious humorosity reviews
The Host" by Stephenie Meyer. Wanderer misses Ian while he's gone on a raid. When he returns, she welcomes him warmly and he revels in his new ability to make her react to him physically. Fluff. One-shot.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8406 - Favs: 7,589 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Hating Miss Doyle by Jounetsu-no-Hana reviews
This is from the part in "A Great and Terrible Beauty" that Gemma kisses Kartik in the Gypsy camp, only in Kartik's point of view.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Gemma and Kartik bake cookies! by worldspinsmadly reviews
A light moment written with Gemma and Kartik. Some suggestive humour. Oneshot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Sweet Dreams by ChieriAn9eL reviews
Bella is calling out for Emmett in her sleep. Should Edward be worried?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Teardrops on My Guitar by VivianBlood reviews
Edward leaves Bella for another vampire. Bella moves on and becomes a singer who is quite famous. For the past three years she's happy and content... Until Edward shows up in her life again with his new girlfriend. What'll happen? T for language. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,296 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Fever by GxK reviews
Kartik is ill, and Gemma takes it upon herself to care for him. Lots of Emily envy, delusional dreams, and perhaps a Simon sighting. Plotless fluff. Karma. Rated T just in case. Please R&R!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Borrowed and Blue by inksmudged reviews
The Realms have been brought to order, and now Gemma is getting married. But who is the lucky man? GemmaKartik GemmaSimon
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Year's End by Necily reviews
GemmaKartik. Grandmama made her choose Simon after Kartik and Simon proposed, but Kartik and Gemma decide their fate together. Please R&R! Now complete!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
The Kisses We Share by allure000 reviews
Gemma recieves a suprise visit from our favorite man with curls! Will she finally be able to reveal her true feelings for Kartik? And Vise-Versa? GemmaKartik! R&R Please!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Gemma and Kartik go to 7 11 by LunaEquus reviews
Libba Bray, on her LiveJournal, joked about Gemma and Kartik going to a Victorian 7 11. This is that idea realized. Hilarity ensues! Please read and review!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
All At Once by typewriter junkie reviews
A GemmaKartik songfic to All At Once by The Fray.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Sharing by MusicalLuna1 reviews
Danny and Sam are supposed to be studying. Danny and Sam are not studying. Sam observes as Danny enjoys a box of candies and finally comes to a decision to take action. Will she get what she wants?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
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You Found Me reviews
Three years after FL. Seth, Bailey, Nessie, and Jacob are all attending the same collage. Bailey and Seth's relationship gets tested when a sudden incident occers. Yeah crappy sum better than it sounds ReadxReview
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,709 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Seth
Secrets Revealed reviews
Summery Inside! Basically Renesmee was taken by the Volturi when she was young and not wants out! Really better summery inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Family Bites Vladimir Tod fic reviews
When a surprise vist from a cousin comes Vlad and Henry get suspious, yes crappy summery, it is better than it sounds
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010
Three Words reviews
Max and Fang finallly reveal their true feelings
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Kristmas Kiss reviews
Nessie and Jake's first officail Christmas kiss.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Finding Love reviews
Seth meets the girl of his dreams: smart, funny, bubbly, but has a dark secret. Will this love last or will this secret tear them apart? Read&Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,416 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Seth - Complete
Jake's BDay! reviews
Well the title is pretty much the summery! Nessie helps Jake celebrate his birthday! *oneshot*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Sacrifice reviews
The Sweet Far Thing Spoilers. This is set about three months after TSFT. Kartik and Gemma finally do something about their love for each other. Will their love last or will it be too much to sacrifice for just one forbiden love? a lot of OCC
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Online Dating: Cullen Style reviews
Nessie is forced to go on a date with one of the pack members. Read and find out who and where they go! a lot funnier than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Seth - Complete
Hidden Talent reviews
Nessie sings for Jacob for the first time!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,882 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Nessie's First Valentine's Day reviews
The title tells most of ot. It's Nessie's First Valentine's Day with Jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete