JohnathanC.SparkleBerry
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Joined 02-06-09, id: 1830023, Profile Updated: 11-22-12
Author has written 7 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Once upon a time there was a weirdo named Johnathan C. Sparkle Berry. John for short. John disliked people very much so he she it retreated to the computer where she has created a world of Pancakes ans WTFuckness. In this world, it is customary to fawn over Obama, not for the politics, but for the fact he is bad ass. Here we worship nations that don't exist anymore and cause confusion for newcomers to fandom being described. In this land, we worship the Spoony Bard, because he just seriously needs hugs.

Here in the land of Pancakes and WTFuckness, there are things in the works, and John will try and update as soon as she can.

Defying Gravity [Hetalia: Axis Powers -fem!FrUK - AU] - Updated of 8/8/2012

Prince and the Polar Bear[Hetalia - Canada x Japan - AU] - Updated 11/22/12

Stargazer [Hetalia - PruPan - AU] -Updated as of 8/9/12

Army of Bards[Final Fantasy X-Over -Multiple pairings, Bard Based - AU] - Next chapter at 0%

Jeezus, why is everything I do AU? Oh that's right... I suck.

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The Great Mystery of Moogle's Pom Pom by Chocolate Miyazaki reviews
Our dearest Sora is determined to find out exactly why Moogle doesn't want him to touch its pom-pom. With the help of his kunoichi companion, will the air ever be cleared? MOOGLE SMASH! No Pairings/Oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sora, Yuffie K. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Arxaith reviews
I never knew I could fall in love...until HE walked into my life. He stopped my heart with just his gaze. But...it's wrong to love your teacher, right? AkuZeku - based on a rp
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,799 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Axel, Zexion - Complete
Build Me Up by Dystopian Hope reviews
When Demyx gets a job working with a construction company, he finds his co-workers to be most...interesting. But Zexion is different, and Demyx can't help feeling drawn to him. Switches POV between Demyx and Zexion Rated M for later chapters.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,543 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Pet the Bunny by Prowln Jazz reviews
Just a cute little drabble with Sora trying to cheer Riku up. A little fluffy number with a hint of shonen-ai.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
There's Something Wrong With Me by shiksa reviews
Sometimes you can't help who you love. You just can't. Zexion loves Demyx. Simple right? Wrong. Zexion can't love Demyx. There must be something wrong with him. Rated M for language and mature subjects and incest warning! i DONT own characters. Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,045 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Concerto in Allegro Feroce by thecupcakeimp reviews
The moment was allegro, each movement we made was resolute. Sure. Zemyx, rated M for lemon, oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
The monster under the bed that never was… by Little-pyro-girl reviews
Demyx is sure there is a monster under his bed, only Zexion can help. But when they're gone for far too long, Axel must invesergate and get traumatised in the process. Zexion X Demyx, AKUROKU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Online Curiosity by rosefiligree reviews
It seems Sora's discovered the ruefully dishonest world known as the internet. Leon was right. But who's the culprit? --- Silly KH oneshot. No specific pairing.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Sora, Leon/Squall L. - Complete
The Pocky Game by Hidey.Kins reviews
Demyx is the new boy Xigbar wants. Demyx wants Zexion but Zexion is avoiding him at all costs. Larxene gets the sudden urge to play the Pocky Game with Demyx and Zexion first. Zexion's Point of View.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
The Dark Half of You by Majikaru Rin reviews
We are your shadows. The cruel part of your soul. We met in the darkness. Now it‘s our time to play! Slightly implied Anti SoraXRiku Replica
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Anti-Sora, Riku Replica - Complete
A Swear Dare by thoughtless dreamer reviews
After an unexpected and quite literal run-in with a stranger, Demyx finds himself both helplessly smitten and much too shy to approach them again. Luckily for him, that's where his and his roommate's 7-year old oath comes into play... Happy Dexion Day!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
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The Prince and The Polar Bear reviews
Matthew was tired of being compared to his brother. When he meets a mysterious man in the forest who agrees to change his fate, will he take it? Rated T for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,038 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Canada, Japan
Stargazer reviews
Gilbert's band was in need of a new vocalist. Kiku's brother "protected" Kiku from the outside world. Kiku's voice, Gilbert's upbeat attitude towards life, needless to say, they needed each other. GilxKiku PrussiaxJapan AU rating may vary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Prussia, Japan
Defying Gravity reviews
Francesca and Alice have a.. special relationship, called "Loathing", let's hope they manage not to strangle each other when they're casted as the leads for their schools production of "Wicked" T for gender-bending, language and France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - England/Britain, France
Potentially The Greatest Porno reviews
EVER. Mattie is sent on a mission to deliver scones to Papa. What will happen on the way Papa's house? Is the Big Bad Wolf, really that Bad? No, in fact, he's quite sexy. Title has nothing to do with the story. PruCan T For Pervy antics
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Netherlands is Such a Hypocrite reviews
Once upon a time, The Netherlands was being a hypocrite, and hating on Spain for liking the younger people. When a bunch of ghosts come to talk some sense into him, what will happen. CRACK WARNING
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Netherlands, Spain - Complete
RoBerTo's Grand Adventure reviews
These are the stories of three men, stuck in a universe controlled by fujoshi. Crack fic. Chapters mainly have nothing to do with each other, mainly drabbles. T for innuendos and stuff along those lines.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010
Churros are Sexy reviews
Everyone likes churros! Spain just likes them a little too much T for perverted old men who go by the name Bad Touch Trio
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Spain, Prussia