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Author has written 1 story for Metalocalypse.

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i start writing stories and then give up on them so dont get your hopes up kiddo

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Thriller by Racey reviews
Ichigo has no idea what he's gotten himself into at his new job at Hueco Mundo, the local mental institute. AU, Yaoi, swearing, violence, OOCness.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,550 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Blood Bond by Racey reviews
Life as Ichigo knows it takes a cruel and twisted turn, where humans are no longer at the top of the food chain. AU, yaoi, swearing, violence. Big thanks to Shiroi1062 over at deviantArt for another piece of awesome cover/fan art!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,743 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Attending Fuckface Academy by 4pollos reviews
Toki Wartooth, a stoner skater boy with a terrible home life, falls in love with the lead guitarist of a grunge band, the beautiful and foreign Skwisgaar Skwigelf. Oh, and the other guys do some stuff, too. AU.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 153,642 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 7/21/2012 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.]
Pöjke Gay by nursehelena reviews
Reverend Wartooth answers the call to preside over a church in Sweden, uprooting his family from the humble life they've always led. Exposed to a much more complicated version of the world, his son Toki has a steep learning curve. Realizing he's gay in a small, conservative town is extremely difficult to deal with...although isn't so bad when he's not alone.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.] Abigail R.
Evil Angel by LilHobbitBookWorm reviews
It's been ten years since Boston. Kyoya has his own company and about 7000 miles between himself and the nearest Host Club member. Unfortunately, his new secretary has a personality as annoying as Tamaki's and a mind like Kyoya's. Ouch. KyoyaOC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 208,241 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
Now Hiring by have-a-cookie reviews
WANTED! Need a young maid that can cook and clean. Anything about sexual harassment in the job description? No? Well then, I'm so not getting paid enough. HikaruxOCxKaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,246 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Blowjobs and Milkshakes by 4pollos reviews
Teenager AU. Toki experiences some firsts. Skwisgaar/Toki.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Common Language by 4pollos reviews
Everything is shaky and he finds solace in the kid. Skwisgaar and Toki and the early days.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Five Reasons by Bexreader reviews
Five separate people, yet all are alike. And Hikaru and Kaoru thought they had trouble...Imagine having four other people look just like you. Yep, that's Sara's life once again. And she and her four siblings want things to go back to the way they were ASAP.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 144,623 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Bück Dich by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Yaoi GrimmIchi request. AU, Mature themes. A bit OOC in places. discontinued
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,497 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Facebook Craziness by Aoi the Nekohime reviews
What craziness will ensure if Bleach had facebook, well you have been warned.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 11,836 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010
My Time with the Espadas by Seisakusha-sama reviews
This fanfic features an OC and Grimmjow and Ulquiorra. The OC is American and a girl with shaggy red-brown hair and has turquiose eyes. I know this is crappy summary, but bare with me. It is a lot more interesting than what's written here. Read! Please!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,016 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Strawberry Incubus by miszxbrii reviews
"No matter what you try to do or say, you will always be a demon. And humans are unable to love demons. So why do you make yourself hurt, Ichigo?" Ichigo just wanted to be loved, no matter what he was. Is that too much to ask for? Grimmichi, Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,123 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Solid Gold by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Sequel for Strawberry Bad Boy; Shinji and Nnoitra's story. Follow the two of them four years after the end of SBB and see where they are now and how they got there.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 162,058 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Nnoitra G., Shinji H. - Complete
Crossing the line by Wynth reviews
"Oh no. Oh no no no! I refuse to be stuck in a cave with a boorish, pig-headed man like you!" "Save it, Princess. It's no good thing for me either." "And don't cross that invisible line!" "With pleasure." The line is always crossed. •RenSaku / BLExNAR / Oneshot•
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sakura H., Renji A. - Complete
Pages From The Book of Firsts by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Drabble challege based in the SBB 'verse. Every wonder how Grimm and Ichi deal with the kids as they get older? Well, here's a small taste of it ;p discontinued
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Does Mommy Really Love Daddy? Kyouya x Tamaki by HitachiinElephant reviews
Kyouya was the first friend Tamaki had when he first moved to Japan. Ever since, they've been best friends. However, things change when Tamaki asks some... Unusual questions... yaoi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
High School Daze by the moon of my life reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki just moved into town and is going to a whole new high school. He hopes to meet decent people but he meets people not even close to decent! Watch-er read as Ichigo grows to be on top of the high school food chain. Enjoy
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,373 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Hot Chocolate and Mistletoe by mizzybox reviews
Renji is sent to the world of the living to learn more about humans. Curious about Christmas, he partakes in the strange tradition. With help from Ichigo they discover something that could change their lives forever. Ren/Ichi at Christmas, fluff, Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Blow by phoenix509 reviews
I got bored so I wrote this. It's extremely short. Yeah, sorry. ; Grimmjow and Ichigo made a bet. They bet that Grimmjow couldn't kick Ichigo's ass. The loser has to do whatever the winner wants. The summary sucks, I know. Just
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Addicted to the Lifeguard by Racey reviews
Ichigo doesn't hate his job at the summer camp, he really doesn't, but dealing with monstrous kids all day certainly does become taxing. Oh, but what's this? A bit of a reprieve in the form of a gorgeous blue-haired lifeguard. Warnings: AU, Yaoi, swearing
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,864 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Claustrophobia by somerdaye reviews
Enclosed spaces have never really been Hikaru's favorite thing. Throw in an annoying blond and things only get worse. Somewhat slash.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Hikaru H., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Door Never Opened by Artemis Day reviews
It's a little bit quieter at Ouran after the School Festival, and she can't for the life of her figure out why. Anime based. PLEASE READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Beeuty & the Beast by mongrelssister reviews
Maito Gai has been assigned to a mission to pose as a nobleman due to their uncanny similarities in appearance. Unfortunately for him, he has been paired with an unfamiliar Kunoichi named Hachi Hani who has been trained in the ancient arts of seduction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,088 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Gai M. - Complete
Lovedotcom by Racey reviews
Ichigo isn't having much luck finding a decent guy since his admission to being gay. Renji introduces him to a dating website, and after a few disastrous dates, he's ready to give it up. Insert Grimmjow Jaegerjaques. AU, yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Cute As A Button by Yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws reviews
Of buttons, shoelaces, shirts, ties and jackets and even zippers; was there anything that idiotic blonde hadn't attempted to fix yet! HikaTama, TamaHika
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Hikaru H., Tamaki S. - Complete
Wait by Slaughter Daughter reviews
Slash pairing. Vlad/Dorian: "I know how you feel, Vlad," he softly whispered, sending pleasant shivers down Vlad's spine, "How you feel about me, the things you think of me doing to you."
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Vladimir Tod - Complete
The Boy Next Door by sunaprincess7 reviews
Living in a one bed-roomed flat surrounded by two exceptionally good-looking guys on either side isn't as much fun as Temari thought it'd be. Especially when one's smart, funny and sweet. And the other's shirtless. Shika x Tema x Hidan. R&R?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy: Expansion Pack by Mistress Penelopye reviews
An extension of the AU fic Strawberry Bad Boy. Occurs four year after the end of the original story and follows Grimmjow and Ichigo as they make a tough life decision.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,473 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Too Damn Clever by gossamernomore reviews
N/T. I don't own Metalocalypse, so don't sue me.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Toki W., Nathan E. - Complete
Lapse by gossamernomore reviews
S/T featuring feral!Toki. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
I'll Be Your Distraction by gossamernomore reviews
Pickles x Toki. I don't own Metalocalypse, so don't sue me.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Pickles, Toki W. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Just A Cookie by kygirl101 reviews
Tamaki's angsting over missing out on tasting Haruhi's homebaked cookies, and the twins decide to cheer him up. TamaxTwins. Rated for safty. Yaoi-kiss.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Tamaki S., Hikaru H. - Complete
Why me! by LunaGoddessOf Foxes reviews
sequelto‘New Roommate’Mordhaus has gotten even for crazy, if that's even possible, what with Alexis being the wife of four members of dethklok,and the fact that kids are now at Mordhaus,so watch as dethklok try to be somewhat normal parnets for their kid
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2009
New Roommate by LunaGoddessOf Foxes reviews
Metalocalypse fanfic...DethKlok is in for a suprise when they find out that their managers daughter is coming to live with them. Will the general carzyness kill her or will she make it to collage
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 218,143 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2007
MeetingKlok by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok. This is another version of how the band Dethklok met each other, then turns into a kind of Toki-centered random happenings at early Mordhaus... Features Ofdensen, Toki, Skwisgaar, Pickles, Nathan, and Murderface.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,752 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Dethbrothers by Super Lizard reviews
Metalocalypse. Toki was the most brutal of them all. Rated for drama
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
NekoChan by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Our imaginations have more power then we realize. LeeOC. Small mentions of LeexSakura, which abruptly end in Chapter 11.STORY COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,709 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Lee R. - Complete
Being the Assistant reviews
After being employed as an assistant by a tipsy Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler, Harley Davis finds her self working in Mordhaus amongst all the chaos. She soon finds herself living with the band! Being the only girl there, things are rough. What sorts of troubles could possibly await her and Dethklok?
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2013