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Joined 02-06-09, id: 1830180, Profile Updated: 06-21-09

hi! my name is genna depending on my mood i might say genne or jenny, or gen! short for genevieve dont. say. anything. i have beat people up for making fun of me, if you do i hunt you down. i really am a crazy kind of person, so please feel free to call me that! :) y'kno what? lets get some things straight before you come any further. you need time and chance to turn back while you still can (muahaha!)

1) i am cRaZy!

2) i am very, very, random

3) i sorta share this account with my friend ella (hi people!) but we're very alike so this sorta applies to both of us. mostly it will be me (genna) doing the writing and updating shmuck. ella's a lazy bum (hey, i resent that!)

i really love fanfiction. it is a wonderful thing. what with waiting for books, schoolwork, arguments with my friends, my parents, and the world, and also the fact that i cant sleep... yeah, fanfiction's been there for me. let me tell you a little about myself (and me)... IN LIST FORM!! (yay lists? any1?)

favorite color ~ cOlOr! but especially bleaus (same, we like greens and yellows too... erm, moving on)

favorite day of the week ~ i don't know why, but wednesdays have always appealed to me. and saturday, duh!

favorite activity ~ sleeping, reading, drawingand other art forms, lying in bed staring at the ceiling...

favorite fictional male ~ TEAM JACE 4EVA! anyone who has not read the mortal instruments trilogy must do so IMMEDIATELY, or be slain by my evil minions! ~~evil cackle~~

ahem, on with the list

favorite person ~ uh, definitely not luke or kayla. IF YOU TWO EVIL MUSHROOMS READ THIS, JUST KNOW THAT I HATE YOUR GUTS AND AM OUT TO GET YOU!! YOU SHALL PAY FOR BREAKING HER HEART, LUKE, AND KAYLA, YOU ARE A RACIST B@! AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. aww, thanks gen! you're the best. she's my favorite person!

remember folks, we've established this. yes i am crazy, no i do not need medication and no i am not a hazard to the people around me. onwards

favorite books ~ seriously, i dont even know why i'm putting this on here. if its readable i luv it

favorite emoticons ~ huzzah for my minions, evil and otherwise! (there were more, but for some reason they dont work) :) :D x-( :'( O.o V.v.V :(:) >.

okay, i am sick and tired of me and my favorites, and i'm sure you are too, if you even bothered to read this far! so... moving on

other things that we feel like telling you that you have absolutely no need or want to be interested in but we feel like telling you anyways:

OOH! we JUST published a new story on FICTIONPRESS! i THINK this will let me post a link... but if it doesn't, the story is called Flames Burn On and our accout is girl by the sea. its sort of a... well, how about you read the sampler and tell us what you think so far. either accout. doesnt matter. just READ! thaaaaaaaaaaaaank youuuuuuuu! anyways, link:

yaie. read!

i hope y'all will bother to come back and visit moi's... maybe not so wonderful profile again!

xoxo, evry1!


and just a little bit of ella :)

(hey! i resent that!)

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140 Characters or Less by SueBee0619 reviews
"Watching a couple on what I think is a horrible first date at a table near me…" A coffee shop, a bad blind date, and a twitter account lead to an afternoon that changes everything. 2nd Place Public Vote in the Meet the Mate Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 173 - Published: 9/15/2015
Action! by bloodyblond reviews
The director really wants to finish this damn movie... Now if only he could get the lead actress to stop making moon eyes at the wrong guy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5798 - Favs: 5,379 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Keeping Things Interesting by abbymickey24 reviews
3RD Place Winner in the Awkward Turtle Contest-Readers choice cat. Bella and Jasper are trying to keep their marriage interesting only to end up sitting in a jail cell. What's worse is having to explain to Bella's father why they're there. B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Swansong by faithunbreakable reviews
She's Swan and she's just passing through, an accumulation of all you never knew. - AU diverging from New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,347 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Texas 1857 by joyindenver reviews
A young bride, Isabella, has never known the passion between a man & woman, nor the love of a man. One day soldiers seek shelter on her plantation. After years of doing things by the book, Major Whitlock finds himself desiring another man's wife.AH/AT/OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,680 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17550 - Favs: 10,813 - Follows: 4,809 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Owl Post by Bedelia reviews
A series of letters between George Weasley and Harry Potter. Written for the Twin Exchange August challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/8/2010 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
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