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Joined 02-06-09, id: 1830180, Profile Updated: 06-08-17

well. it's been many a year since we first wrote a profile here on fanfiction... and, wow. the original has been left below for posterity's sake, but it's far past time for a more adult update. hi, anyone checking this out! this account is still active, and still used by both ella and genevieve. we are no longer quite so insane, or at least, that's what we like to tell ourselves. our stories have been removed because they were amateurish at best, and that's being extremely kind. we are not planning anything new at the moment, but we remain active readers and reviewers. in fact, let us know if you're in search of a beta! our reviews may not be our best resume when it comes to writing ability, but one of us is in school to become a journalist, and the other an editor. we know our stuff!

the fandoms/pairings we love: AtlA:zutara; PJ:percabeth; OOaT:CaptainSwan; P&P:liz and darcy (obviously); HP:H/G, L/J, stories with sirius in them;
[okay fine we admit it we still read twilight fanfiction - B/J, other B/J, B/Rosalie, B/Em, pack stories]

in the end we care more about how well written a story is more than who it's about or who it's shipping, so we read flexibly.

don't judge anything by our favorites list- its rather out of date, and doesn't include practically any of our favorites. we'll get around to fixing it up eventually. probably. (maybe.)

hope you're enjoying this corner of the internet as much as we are! happy reading, and much love xx


original profile, 06-21-2009:

hi! my name is genna depending on my mood i might say genne or jenny, or gen! short for genevieve dont. say. anything. i have beat people up for making fun of me, if you do i hunt you down. i really am a crazy kind of person, so please feel free to call me that! :) y'kno what? lets get some things straight before you come any further. you need time and chance to turn back while you still can (muahaha!)

1) i am cRaZy!

2) i am very, very, random

3) i sorta share this account with my friend ella (hi people!) but we're very alike so this sorta applies to both of us. mostly it will be me (genna) doing the writing and updating shmuck. ella's a lazy bum (hey, i resent that!)

i really love fanfiction. it is a wonderful thing. what with waiting for books, schoolwork, arguments with my friends, my parents, and the world, and also the fact that i cant sleep... yeah, fanfiction's been there for me. let me tell you a little about myself (and me)... IN LIST FORM!! (yay lists? any1?)

favorite color ~ cOlOr! but especially bleaus (same, we like greens and yellows too... erm, moving on)

favorite day of the week ~ i don't know why, but wednesdays have always appealed to me. and saturday, duh!

favorite activity ~ sleeping, reading, drawing and other art forms, lying in bed staring at the ceiling...

favorite fictional male ~ TEAM JACE 4EVA! anyone who has not read the mortal instruments trilogy must do so IMMEDIATELY, or be slain by my evil minions! ~~evil cackle~~

ahem, on with the list

favorite person ~ uh, definitely not luke or kayla. IF YOU TWO EVIL MUSHROOMS READ THIS, JUST KNOW THAT I HATE YOUR GUTS AND AM OUT TO GET YOU!! YOU SHALL PAY FOR BREAKING HER HEART, LUKE, AND KAYLA, YOU ARE A RACIST [email protected]! AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. aww, thanks gen! you're the best. she's my favorite person!

remember folks, we've established this. yes i am crazy, no i do not need medication and no i am not a hazard to the people around me. onwards

favorite books ~ seriously, i dont even know why i'm putting this on here. if its readable i luv it

favorite emoticons ~ huzzah for my minions, evil and otherwise! (there were more, but for some reason they dont work) :) :D x-( :'( O.o V.v.V :(:) .

okay, i am sick and tired of me and my favorites, and i'm sure you are too, if you even bothered to read this far! so... moving on

other things that we feel like telling you that you have absolutely no need or want to be interested in but we feel like telling you anyways:

OOH! we JUST published a new story on FICTIONPRESS! i THINK this will let me post a link... but if it doesn't, the story is called Flames Burn On and our account is girl by the sea. its sort of a... well, how about you read the sampler and tell us what you think so far. either account. doesnt matter. just READ! thaaaaaaaaaaaaank youuuuuuuu! anyways, link:

yaie. read!

i hope y'all will bother to come back and visit moi's... maybe not so wonderful profile again!

xoxo, evry1!


and just a little bit of ella :)

(hey! i resent that!)

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Blue Moon by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In some other universe, Edward was a little more insistent about that "you can just sleep with Jacob" plan that he proposed to Bella inside a tent. Replace Jacob with Carlisle, insert Carlisle's need to fix the dumpster fire that is his son's relationship, and add in a dash of upset Bella and terrible things ensue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,050 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 7/31/2020 - [Bella, Carlisle] Aro, Edward - Complete
Divided by forthelongestday reviews
"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed." — Carl Gustav Jung [Eclipse AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,005 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 6/9/2020 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [Bella, Peter] - Complete
Enslaved by sharkflip reviews
A triumphant war party returns with an exotic slave, a gift for the ruling house. Katara and Zuko AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,414 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Katara, Zuko
Nothing Can Harm You Here by serenadreams reviews
He's a rough man with scarred hands and an unshaven face, but he feels real to her in a world that's merely drifted past her eyes for far too long. Or, the one where Oliver's a homeless war veteran and love blooms over roadside bagels. AU
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Felicity S./Overwatch, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow - Complete
140 Characters or Less by SueBee0619 reviews
"Watching a couple on what I think is a horrible first date at a table near me…" A coffee shop, a bad blind date, and a twitter account lead to an afternoon that changes everything. 2nd Place Public Vote in the Meet the Mate Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 200 - Published: 9/15/2015
Action! by bloodyblond reviews
The director really wants to finish this damn movie... Now if only he could get the lead actress to stop making moon eyes at the wrong guy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Fish Therapist by Leca B reviews
Sometimes Percy wondered if becoming a marine biologist was a bad idea. Especially when the fish seemed to think that meant he was some sort of therapist.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 116 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 6004 - Favs: 7,403 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 4,750 - Follows: 1,041 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Whiskersverse by audreyii-fic reviews
Out of a series of drabbles grew the world of Whiskers, the Swans' new kitten. Watch as he struggles with Jacob - not-so-affectionately known as Dog-Boy - in an epic battle for Bella's love.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Bella, Jacob
Keeping Things Interesting by abbymickey24 reviews
3RD Place Winner in the Awkward Turtle Contest-Readers choice cat. Bella and Jasper are trying to keep their marriage interesting only to end up sitting in a jail cell. What's worse is having to explain to Bella's father why they're there. B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Texas 1857 by joyindenver reviews
A young bride, Isabella, has never known the passion between a man & woman, nor the love of a man. One day soldiers seek shelter on her plantation. After years of doing things by the book, Major Whitlock finds himself desiring another man's wife.AH/AT/OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,680 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Owl Post by Bedelia reviews
A series of letters between George Weasley and Harry Potter. Written for the Twin Exchange August challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/8/2010 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Into The Woods by Random-Battlecry reviews
Not all torture is physical. Hatter’s got more crannies in his cranium than Dee and Dum gave him credit for. This is the Tulgey Wood, after all; it's really only known for one thing. One shot, quite dark. Hatter/Alice, March, the twins.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
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