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Joined 02-07-09, id: 1830247, Profile Updated: 07-30-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

A Little About Me:

I'm 22 years old and I live in Wisconsin.

I love to write and I love to read.

Twilight related things, specifically.

I love music more than anything (besides Twilight), but I can't listen to it while I read or write. It's too distracting.

I'm obsessed with The Doors.

I'm a Sagittarius.

I hate mushrooms, but I wish I liked them.

I'm a spelling Nazi.

I got pants-ed once in High School, exposing my silky blue moons and stars undies to half of the student body.

I'm a total clutz, and I suck at sports.

As much as I like lemons, fluff is my favorite. Fluffy lemons are even better!

I'm a beta for the wonderful SinAndShame over at twilighted(dot)net.

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New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11409 - Favs: 11,105 - Follows: 5,796 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Progeny by SinShameGuilt reviews
100 years after Breaking Dawn. Edward, Bella, Jacob, and Renesmee have had a century of experiences together. Their family has grown, but not without sacrifice. But this family continues to love regardless of the cost.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Tangled reviews
Moving back to small town life wasn't something Bella looked forward to, but she got more than she bargained for in the quiet town of Forks. AH, A little OOC. Rated M for language and possible future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,327 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella
The Twilight TwentyFive Challenge
My entries for the Twilight Twenty-Five Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Edward, Bella