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Joined 02-07-09, id: 1830286, Profile Updated: 05-06-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

What I gravitate towards:

1. SasuNaru (and variations including the reverse order, female parallel, Mpreg, tentacle stuff and mostly anything else except 2 boys 1 cup.)

MY OTP! Love love love. I prefer writing drama (because I'm so seriouz), but I think I have a better handle on humor. I tend to write in Sasuke's perspective because every one knows Naruto's funny, so give Sasuke a chance to air out his comedy chops. For some reason I love putting a guy like Sasuke in insane and absurd scenarios. He's a shockingly funny person in many ways.

Naruto is just...sigh. I've had dreams where I became Sasuke and Naruto and I lived in a nice cottage and had genetically viable offspring.

2. KakaNaru

It fills my teacher/student, much older/younger requirement. Kakashi is also sexy hilarious. In real life, I imagine he's Russian. Or Hungarian. Or Polish.

3. Everyone else!

I don't hate on any pairing, even SakuAnybody. It's all fun and fanfic shouldn't be taken too seriously. Fanfic is like unicorns. Both are wonderful and not flame retardant.

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Give You Back by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,637 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dentes by kodak-85 reviews
“Naruto,” Sasuke whispered into the night, a dim smile lighting his lips. Twin pricks of dagger-like teeth protruded from beneath the seam of his mouth, and his cool hand continued to stroke back bright locks from his forehead. “Love. I’ve found you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,789 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Annoying Game by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Naruto and Sai play a dangerous game to hone their shinobi skills. Their goal—to annoy their target enough to attack them both with their most powerful jutsu at maximum killing intent. Their next target—Konoha's number one recalcitrant Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,997 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sai
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neutral by Camunki reviews
'"Let's do it" He said, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.' Sasuke and Naruto... curious teenagers driven by their hormones, or possibly something more? Sasunaru, yaoi, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,655 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Come Undone by darkalbino reviews
Just how far is Naruto willing to go to get Sasuke back? Oneshot, SasuNaru, semirape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In the Presence of Fragmented Days by Unfortunately Freckled reviews
Orochimaru rewards Sasuke’s loyalty by kidnapping and delivering him Naruto. Faced with the dilemma of whether to love or control him, Sasuke must now find the lost smooth edges of his fragmented mind in order to save Naruto from himself. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
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Failure in Progress reviews
Sasuke never had trouble down there…until Naruto jilted him eight months ago and little Sasuke lost the will to procreate. Sasuke still hasn't forgiven him for that one. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Boy Love Wonder reviews
Sasuke's in love, Naruto's not anything, and everyone else just laughs or throws up. This is high school SasuNaru style. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.