TheKittenLeftForDead
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Joined 02-07-09, id: 1830475, Profile Updated: 07-02-11
Author has written 15 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Morganville Vampires, Lord of the Flies, Star Trek: 2009, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Doctor Who.

Name:

All you need to know is

A) I am not a Kitten

B) I was not left for dead

C) My friends gave me a really bad nickname

Favorite Books:

Harry Potter

Inheritance Cycle

The Mists of Avalon

Favorite Shows:

Avatar the Last Airbender

Stargate SG-1

Quantum Leap

Lost

Favorite Quotes:

Procrastinators of the world unite...Tomorrow

"Spend one minute with your hand on a hot stove, it feels like an hour. Spend one hour with that special girl, it feels like a minute. That is relativity"- Albert Einstein

Random:

Friend: So my dad droppped his laptop, right?

Me: Yeah...

Friend: And now the screen is all scratched an broken, you know.

Me: Yeah I know...

Friend: But when i stab it with a pen, nothing happens!

Me: Wow...I guess what doesn't kill you DOES make you stronger...

Friend: Or it's too messed up to tell the difference!

Me: There's that...

A picture is worth a thousand words only to those who believe that the camera never lies

My Mother Taught Me…

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.
"
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 2,708 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Butterflies and Hurricanes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"You may find yourself capturing hearts that you are forbidden to keep." She is a servant. He is a Prince. Together they are about to go against everything that keeps the world at peace. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,533 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,940 - Reviews: 7112 - Favs: 7,974 - Follows: 4,490 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Things Unspoken by Selkit reviews
On the first day of Advanced Phonology class, Nyota Uhura is one of the only students willing to look Spock in the eye. Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/28/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Mourning by chasingfireflies reviews
He should have taken the fall. And, ignored by Eragon, the many elves had their cold glares directed at him, because they believed it too. E/Afriendship? oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Future Imperfect by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 306 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 1,056 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Beyond Lost by therentyoupay reviews
ONE-SHOT. It's the end, isn't it? — Zutara. Pre-Season III.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,525 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Detour by Avelynn Tame reviews
‘In the back of her mind she feels a small twinge, as if she has forgotten to do something. For a split second, she is convinced that she is supposed to be somewhere else.’ All roads lead home, as Haruhi discovers when she takes a detour. AU
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Can We Keep Him? by Kit Spooner reviews
Three snowgulls, two tiger seals, one penguin and a Fire Nation Prince. The trials of Sokka. [complete, no pairings]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 6,179 - Follows: 1,406 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Not Myself by Terion reviews
COMPLETE. AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5172 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Standing on Broken Shoulders reviews
She was a coward, and was this not the perfect task for a coward? Running, hiding, lying...yes Hermione was sure she would be adept indeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
When He Chose Possibility reviews
Following his death, the Doctor decides that if he has to live again he will do so under three conditions. First, he will not be a hero. Second, he will have no memories of being the Doctor. Third, he will be ginger. Unfortunately for him, two out of three do not go as planned.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
The Piece reviews
You can't go forward in time. Hermione knows this, but that does nothing to stop her from trying like she doesn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Precious Debts reviews
The boy with the bread had always been her friend. In the arena, she wanted to pay him back. AU, Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
A Careful Balance
All he'd wanted was a second chance, and he supposed that's what he had gotten. It was just the wrong chance, in the wrong place. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
True Illogical Radicals reviews
Vulcans consider Beauty a useless term, therefore it is only used by those on the outskirts of Vulcan society….
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
A Game to Lose reviews
Shane always knew it would come down to this.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Shane C., Claire D. - Complete
A Hero's Promise reviews
A true hero can save them all. In truth, I can save no one.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Chitter Chatter reviews
Zuko had a feeling that if he touched Sokka with a twenty-foot pole, said pole would be ripped from his hands and used to mark his grave.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Forever Resisting reviews
They believe me dead, believe me gone forever.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
To Give Up reviews
Maybe you gave in, gave up, stopped fighting" "Maybe I never had a chance"
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
We Are Not Kindred Spirits reviews
Life beat them both down equally So how does life repay? AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
I Dream to Remember, I Dance To Forget reviews
I needn't remember who I am to dance. I need only to listen to the sound of the music beating. AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
So Long As I Remain Sane reviews
You see, I have done a dangerous thing. I as a predator, have fallen for my prey"
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
The Colors We See reviews
In a world where Ursa was forced to run long before any problems with Azulon arose, she took Zuko with her AU, ONESHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Zuko, Ursa - Complete