Shania Lambert
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Joined 02-07-09, id: 1831138, Profile Updated: 02-07-09

My name is shania.I love Twilight. I think Kellan Lutz is HOTT.

I am reading Breaking Dawn now.You can message me if you want.

Fav. Couples

Bella and Edward(kristen stuwart and robert pattinson)

Derek and Casey(Michael seater and Ashley leggat)

Quogan(Erin sanders and Michael underwood)

Loe(Lilly truscott and Joe jonas)

Duke and Viola (Channing Tatum and Amanda bynes)

Chase and Andie(Off of step up 2)

Selena and Nick

Couples I hate

bella and Jacob

levin(Kevin Jonas and Lily truscott)

Loliver

(Any thing to do with Miley)(No!!)

Kristina Masen-Cullen helped me with my profile

She rulz like toilet paper(jk)

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Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 3,259 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boxes of Chocolates by NoThisIsNotChelz reviews
AU: Charlie is abusive. Edward and Bella go to the same school. What happens when Edward falls in love...and what about Bella? And if Edward and Bella fall in love what happens to Charlie? Very Twisted in a GREAT way! Rated M for abuse!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 34,741 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/13/2008
All because of a game of truth or dare by puasluoma reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since they were little. Will a drunk game of truth or dare show them their real feelings for each other or will they pretend it never happened?.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emo kidd Bella by keepyourh0pesuphigh reviews
Bella is rich and moving to Forks, what will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,945 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/17/2008
It All Started by dolphinherovamp5 reviews
Edward is a high-class piano teacher at the age of 16. What happens when a 13 year old girl with brown hair and chocolate brown eyes becomes one of his students? All Human/BxE Complete! Over 100,000 hits!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,827 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smell the Roses by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
FBI Agent Swan needs to catch the culprit behind the murders in NYC, even if she has to go undercover as Edward's - the man she hates - fiancee. NOW COMPLETE! Sequel is called Finding the Roses
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,817 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sweet, Sour, Sexy revenge by CBCRAZYGRL5 reviews
Bella was a nerd in Elementary school. She was bullied by lauren and edward. What happens when she comes back smarter, cooler, and a whole lot sexier? Rated M for sex/violence in future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,745 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009
A Summer Together by EriknEdward reviews
What happens when twins Bella and Emmett have the house to themselves ALL summer and invite their friends for a summer long sleep over? Will she fall in love with one of Emmett's friends?Will they all hate each other?Will everything turn into a prank wa
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,563 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eyes on you by honey92292 reviews
Bella lives in the perfect life, has everything and needs nothing. When bad boy Edward Masen comes into town she hates him and he feels the same about her. But is that all there is to it? Please R&R Please if you cannot handle sexual content don't read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,466 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Shopping For love by drcullenwantsme reviews
What happens when edward sees bella at the store is it love at first sight or is it just a one time fling? A/N: all characters are human and credit goes to s. meyer
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Teacher's Sin REDONE by Amber is a Jasper's girl reviews
Edward Cullen is twenty-five, and he teaches chemistry at Forks High...Bella Swan is seventeen, she is a straight A student and attends Forks High...What happens when Edward has feelings for Bella? This is Indigenousbleu's idea *Amber*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grading Papers by grtchn reviews
Bella and Edward are teachers. Bella is grading papers and Edward thinks she needs a break and distraction! Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. AH/OOC. Lemon. Better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Short and Sweet by KJL reviews
Dasey one shot challenge! My own cute little dribbly fluff on Dasey... maybe more. Who really knows? Enjoy!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,483 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Ugly Duckling by CrazyHormoneGurls reviews
AU. He grabbed my wrists and pushed me deeper into the bed. “What would you do if I wasn’t your brother?” He whispered harshly. I hated him so much. So why did I feel so...weird. He was so perfect, I could kiss him right there. E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,567 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
What Would You Do? by Beautifuldeath92 reviews
Long ago Freddie & Sam got in BIG fight, completely ending iCarly. Now some 13 years later, Freddie finds out just what happened to Sam after she disappeared. SEDDIE! Yay! Songfic/Oneshot to What would you do? By City High. Enjoy! M for a reason pplz
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Vampire Truth Or Dare: Of Desks And Disorder by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella and Emmett break into the school after hours, intending to spend the night as part of a dare. Easy enough, for two vamps who don’t need sleep…except when their feelings get out of control. title has little to do with story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Their First Real Date by MoonlightSpirit reviews
Sequal to 'The Date and the Aftermath'. Sonny and Chad go out on their first real date, but the location is a surprise for Sonny. The date is full of fun and laughter, with an unexpected, but fun, twist along the way.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
The Date and the Aftermath by MoonlightSpirit reviews
Takes place after Sonny with a Chance of Dating. Sonny's view of the fake date with Chad and an alternate ending to the episode. That "date" may have been Sonny and Chad's last fake date, but was it the end of their romantic relationship?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Puzzle of My Heart by IntoxicatedByHisVeryPresenceXO reviews
AU. Bella is a single mother. Edward's wife just died, leaving him as a single father. What happens when the meet? Will they hit it off? Will they be able to forgive and forget all their pain and suffering? Will Bella and Edward find true love? All-human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,408 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Tutor or Torture by SmileBright reviews
All human. Bella, angel-child, has to tutor Edward. Edward is difficult, he's a druggie, and has a screwed up past. Can they set aside their differences and be friends? Or more? Rated: M for kinda coarse language and kinda adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,983 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Power Of YouTube by PamBrasiliera reviews
For years Bella Swan had been abused by her step father, Phil, and the only escape she found was through YouTube. Now she is living in Forks and comes to meet her reason for living, Mindreader337. All Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,856 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Fighting Flames by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella is a firefighter, the only female in her station. What happens when her station 1 plays station 2 in a hockey tournement where she meets a certain bronze haired firemen and the rest of the gang? Can they work together if they must? ExB funny-bad sum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Mother Knows Best by donatello95 reviews
What happens when Parental Control meets Twilight? We're about to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood and Foul by Moonchild707 reviews
Removed for editing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella
I'll Always Be With You by LovelyinLavender reviews
Bella and Charlie move to Chicago and into a very old house, but there's something different about this place. What if Edward had died in 1918, and what if he never really left his former home? Will romance develop? M for future lemons, usual pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,547 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Extra Credit by Nicholh2008 reviews
Bella has busted her butt to graduate college early, her last semester she see's the one thing that might destract her and ruin everything. Will she be able to concentrate during class with a green eyed hottie? one-shot, lemony goodness. OOC. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spring Awakening by dusk0summer reviews
Bella is starting her spring break and is going to spend it at her best friend Alice's summer house. However, what will happen when Alice's brother Edward, Bella's long time secret crush, comes with them. OOC M: Oneshot that will be lemony ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Halloween Fair by Jayeliwood reviews
Bella is roped into going to the Fair by Alice on Halloween. What she doesn't know that the boy she had a crush on, is coming along too. He didn't notice her last year, but he sure does now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,297 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Uncharacteristic by MyLemonyAlterEgo reviews
Lemmony One-Shot. AH/AU. Bella is forced to go to a club by Alice and Rosalie and ends up doing something quite uncharacteristic because of it. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't feel guilty by Naomi Black x reviews
Bella... you amaze me. You always have, even when you were a human. I hated myself after your birthday party where I almost attacked you. Edward thought it was because I'd almost drank your blood but it was because... I love you" JasxB One-shot Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Return to Forks by CharmingAndInsane reviews
Bella moves from Ireland to Forks to live with her brother Emmett and dad Charlie. She meets Edward Cullen and love blossoms. Regular pairings. Disclaimer:I do not own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,054 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Office Holiday Get Down by Don'tLetThemGetYouDown reviews
Edward and Bella hate each other and are working late one night during the Christmas party. What will happen when they're forced together for one night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
best friends or more by stick3713 reviews
being in love with your best friend hard huh....... you've got no idea. Bella swan has been abused by her father all her life so can edward help her or will there friendship develop into more........ m for later chapters if u review i will write more
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Lullaby by Bella.Cullen1987 reviews
FOR JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDWARD CONTEST! What starts out as a simple lesson... becomes something else. LEMON! DUH! Piano Teacher Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
and so the emo fell in love with the jock by Drop Dead Levi x reviews
bella and emo, edwards a jock hes failing in class and bella is asigned to tutor him, but as they get to now each other the more they talk. but what will happen if they fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
In the Fade by WellMadeMistake reviews
Edward is a history teacher at an upscale boarding school. What happens with he connects with one of his students on a whole new level? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Were Drunk, My Boyfriend's Not Gonna Be Happy by Bella's Bff reviews
All Human: Edward and Rose are Bf/Gf, as are Jasper and Bella, and Emmett and Alice. They are all best friends, and living in the same building. College ends, and they decide to celebrate. What happens when they wake up in eachother's bed's? EXB EMXR JXA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,896 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sk8er Gurl by Bella's Bff reviews
She was a girl. He was a boy. Can I make it anymore obvious? She was a punk. He played football. What more can I say? She wanted him. He'd never tell. Secretly he wanted her as well. But Mike Newton threatened him. So he dumped her. They meet 5yrs later
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapped by CallistoLexx reviews
All Human AU, BPOV. A drunken game of Truth or Dare with Alice leads to Bella spending her Saturday night somewhere she never expected. E/B, Em/R. ADULT CONTENT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 136 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out of the Blue by midnitesparkle17 reviews
-ALL HUMAN- Alice takes all of her friends to go camping with Jasper's friends. Edward meets Bella but Bella is not single What will Bella's Boyfriend do to make Bella leave him? Edward falls head over heels for Bella and it changes his life. BEING EDITED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,534 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Eye of the Storm by SigningOff reviews
Bella hates being told what to do, and tells Edward so. She goes all chickified ninja on his tail! Warning, Lemony McLemonLemon. A couple curse words. Sliiight OOC. Reviews are love!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brand of Heroin by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU/All Human. Bella has spent the past three months in rehab for her cocaine addiction. What happens when troubled Edward Cullen is committed to the same center? --EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twister by Angel Ren reviews
Summary: Post James attack, Bella is chilling at Edward's with a bum leg. What does Alice decide to do? Play Twister! Cullen-style! BxE pure fluff! One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and the Boys by tHe JoKeR aNd I reviews
Bella is left all alone with the three Cullen sons! oh no whats going to happen next? first fan fic R&R! please and thank you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How To Teach Love by Sura Kiyina reviews
Bella is abused and Edward is her teacher. What happens when he gives her a private lesson? Lemons, not just sex but a storyline too. All humans, a few typos, very sorry about those xD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,665 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
A Winter's Tale by AstraeltheDestroyer reviews
COMPLETE! AU fic! It's Bella's fault Renee and Charlie are dead and her brother Deryk hates her. She's completely in love with Edward but her brother won't let them be together. Drugs, sex and cutting are involved!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,973 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
A different Love by J.ShellyReed reviews
play off of Does love mean pain. what if Bella was taken away from charlie and renee? She becomes punk and moves to forks to be in a new foster home. Will love bloom with her only friends at school or is somethign looming to hurt her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Entourage of Pure Emotion by shanelover89 reviews
Landon and Jamie's wedding night...in both of their POV's. Please read and review! [rating to be safe]
A Walk to Remember - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Hate is such a passionate thing by drowninginmysleep5 reviews
Draco and Hermione hate eachother. But hate is a feeling of passion one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete