PookietoyourMaureen
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Joined 02-07-09, id: 1831152, Profile Updated: 07-03-10
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, RENT, Harry Potter, Wicked, Simpsons, Urinetown, and Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Questionable!

Hey look! I'm updating my profile! Aren't you guys like, super amazed? I mean, it's only taken me forever you know. =

ANYWAYS.

Highlights:

A. Obsessed with RENT

B. Started writing fanfictions as a gift to my friend.

C. I burst out randomly in song.

D. I'm a bisexual (Like my favorite actor: Anthony Rapp!)

E. I love movies and books and music.

F. I'd love a random message from anyone ~.O

G. Garbage doesn't like to conformed man. It just doesn't.

Indepth:

My name is three HORRIBLY common names. And trust me, I am so not normal. Either way, you can just call me Cati.

I'm the one who will be idiotic enough to ask questions like 'Has Mark ever thought about furnaces?' then turn and tell you that my favorite poet is Edgar Allan Poe because of the pain and torment that he twists into his tales and poetry.

But seriously, haven't you ever thought about furnaces? I mean, there's a noise in the room, and everyone's goes: 'Oh it's the furnace.' What does a furnace even do? Everyone just takes them for granted! Then you have to wonder: Does Mark take furnaces for granted? Have he and Roger done it in front of a furnace?

Oh! Right...um...you're actually reading this. Hehe...Woops...Excuse my little moment there.

What else can I say? I love rereading my favorite series. I've read the first book in the Inkheart trilogy (Inkheart, incedently) 8 and 1/2 times. I've taken that book almost everywhere I've traveled. And I'll continue too, once he's back from California, where he's currently taking a vacation at my aunt's house. And has been for almost a year now. She said she'd send it when she ships the Christmas presents though! Which...still...hasn't...happened...

Yeah, I come from a long line of artists. Aunts range from authors to painters to dancers, Grandma's a painter, Dad's a musician, Alexi (my Fuzzy-cuzzy-wuzzy) is a musician, and Micheal (cousin) is a director/musician. So we're all scatter brains. Oh--Right! Almost forgot! And I'm both the actor (Actress if you prefer) and a writer.

So not done with this. I'll update--well, probably not soon.

One more thing? I love weird smilies.

Peace!

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Fanfiction Updates:

I've started a new series; Movie Morals. I'll be trying to do one a day. Buuuut, I doubt I'll make that. Anyways, review any of the series, or PM me, ideas of movies to use.

I'm going to try and rip apart my Sirius/Remus moments. It'll end up being the same thing, 100 moments between the two, but I want to try and fix some of the drabbly-ness it currently possesses.

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Fire & Ice by PlonkerOnDaLoose reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice ... But what does it matter how it happens? Ginny Weasley burns for revenge and Tom Riddle is frozen in time. When two forces of nature collide, destruction is assured.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
7 by Enchantable reviews
In between 5.16 and 5.17, on his bender, Castiel finds a list of seven deadly sins that he's been carrying around. Drunk, he decides to experience them all--with a little help from a familiar demon.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Meg, Castiel - Complete
Darkness Calls by Balkoth reviews
We all have a destiny. Raven's was to destroy the world. The Teen Titans are about to discover some destinies cannot be curbed; and to save their home and lives from ruin, the Titans must embrace their inner darkness - and hope it does not consume them.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,447 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Broadway Song Parodies by Slytherclaw-girl17 reviews
Originally "Castle Up On Mars," this is now one entire collection of my song parodies for Harry Potter/Broadway. Please note: Now or Never SvG will remain one document.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Luna L.
Harry Potter Song Parodies by anti-pookie reviews
PookietoyourMaureen and myself wrote song parodies based off of songs from our favorite musicals. Spawn of Satan, potion, mathematics, isolation, swishes, flicking, power, harmony and heavy Dumblelation!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Fred W., George W.
Womanizer by Jenn1244 reviews
A player through and through. Always with a different women every night, until fate steps in and turns his world upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Eight Inches by hohlagh reviews
When Umbridge places up a new rule, the twins come up with a prank that will leave all of Hogwarts flabbergasted. One-shot. Drabble. Fred/George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Hunt for Revenge by elektra30 reviews
The golden trio begin their 6th year, only to find nemesis Draco Malfoy more dangerous than ever, after his father's murder by Voldemort. Hermione is sent to find out more, but will she get more than what she bargained for? DHr, with a Horcrux twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 194,239 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8695 - Favs: 5,365 - Follows: 5,089 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
They'd Kill Us If They Knew by scarletdreams280 reviews
Ginny's story while she is at school during the 7th book and how she gets involved with Draco. Because they're awesome. This is mostly an excuse to get them together...with some plot thrown in there somewhere. Rated M for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,561 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Wanna Bet? by Emmelie Cullen reviews
Emmett:Looks a Greek god would be jealous of and Rosalie:art freak nerd outcast both meet in a bet by his friends. "If you can change that girl to legendary social status you win" They told him. He thought it would be easy, until he found out it was HER
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,573 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Why Masquerade Balls Are Bad For You by wishless reviews
A Masquerade Ball, one handsome stranger, sex scandals and falling in love certainly was not what Hermione Granger was planning. Especially, if it included Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dark Fascination by Cbz reviews
Ginny is sick of the precious Golden trio getting all the credit and is inspired by her experience with Tom Riddle in her first year, joins forces with Draco, Blaise and Voldemort and others to get revenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Brother May I by Looking4YouAgain reviews
What happens when Roger's little brother comes to town and only has eyes for Marky? Will a sibling rivalry insue? MarkOMC possible MarkRoger
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,366 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Roger D., Mark C.
Random Conversations by Lizzy Lovegood reviews
Do you like Harry Potter? Do you like randomness? Do you like conversations? If you have answered yes then you are welcome to delve into my mind and... Sirius, what are you doing? I'm trying to write a summary here. And Ron, pull your pants back up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,465 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
The Dairy of a Lioness by A Scrambled Muse reviews
Hermione Granger's dairy was filled with nights of pleasure … even though it was just dreams, to her it was just a real as if you were really there. a one-shot smut piece i've had on my computer for sometime now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lost In A Memory by Fullyalive
I thought it was time for a little trip back to the Chamber of Secrets to find out what was really going on between Ginny and Tom Riddle's diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
On My Own by Keshawna18 reviews
Sabrina has had enough. She's always doing for others and helping others. Even protecting others, while after that argument with Granny Relda. Sabrina had enough and now she's own her own. Read about Sabrina's life as it changes and love is a mist. RR
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck
Not the same as you'd left it by twiggy94 reviews
He left. Victoria came. She went to the Volturi. Now she's back, and he's in trouble, because she's not the same person she was when he'd left her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
War, Death, and Love by Almondimply reviews
A short poem about Jasper Hale/Whitlock/Cullen's however you say it past life as a human, and becoming a newborn vampire. Inspired by a quote "Forged In War, Born In Death, Saved By Love." - Jackson Rahtbone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Jasper, Maria - Complete
Take me or leave me by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
What if it was Mark and Roger's wedding instead? What if Mark and Roger sang Take me or leave me instead? Mark's POV R&R
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Mimi Doesn't Know by Looking4YouAgain reviews
Mimi Doesn't know that Roger and me, do it in my loft every weekday. MarkRoger slash, not songfic. Story in which Roger makes Mark his well...just read and find out! sort of AU. Complete!
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Birthday Bombast by Meltalviel reviews
“Really, it’s like we’re Bert and Ernie or something!” “Who the hell are Bert and Ernie?”. In which some of our undervalued characters rant and grudgingly celebrate.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Crope, Tibbett - Complete
History Notes by CeruleanStarGlow reviews
Response to Challenge #16 by L'il Senzu- You've heard of eye sex... and phone sex, but have you ever heard of note sex? ... Read and review my pretties, read and review!
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Crossing Borderlines by X.x.Try.Defying.Gravity.x.X reviews
After leaving Oz, Elphaba and Fiyero marry. Can she learn to trust him after so many long years of being on her own? It is time to cross some borderlines Book/Play verse. Some things from both Hope you enjoy!
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,453 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
The Misadventures of Froth Slave and Camera Man by LoverFaery reviews
Cowritten with Black Lightning Bulb. Mark and Roger bet on the homosexuality of a Starbucks employee. With predictably disasterous consequences. Rated for sexual themes, coarse language, and everything else under the sun. NOT for children.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Inspiration by Kittos reviews
SLASH ONESHOT. After three months since the completion of Mark's film, Roger asks Mark 'What are you going to do now' Roger/Mark.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Lover by Suklaamousse reviews
Does anyone really know the Dark Lord? They say he is heartless, cruel and evil. They say he knows no love. How wrong they are. Who we are may not be who or what we choose to become. Is there a difference between Tom and the Dark Lord? Betaed. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Won't Have the Nerve to Say No by lovablegeek reviews
So take me in from the storm... You won't have the nerve to say no. Total PWP. Warning: Threesome sex. MarkRogerMimi [One shot]
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
I Don't Want To Be Alone by QuEeNoFrAnDoM reviews
Mimi's dead, and Roger is starting to feel he has nothing left...Until someone shows him what true love really is, that is. [MarkRoger]
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Mark C., Roger D.
Falling Away by Kos-Mos607 reviews
Just when Marcus's sixth year couldn't get any more confusing, the Chamber of Secrets is opened. Lame summary, I know but I can't think of a better one. Warning: Contains slash, so if you're not down with that, don't read. FlintWood, HiggsPucey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Marcus F., Oliver W.
Marks Fantasy by DustyDinosaur reviews
When mark finds himself alone at night Mark&Roger.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Lullaby by Ragazzabella reviews
Mark and Roger spend the weekend at Cindy's house babysitting her children. MR slash of course! 8TH CHAPTER UP!
RENT - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,940 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Roger D., Mark C.
Remembering by Louvampyer reviews
The group talks about first kisses, and someone helps another remember... Lots and lots of couples talked about in here... oneshot
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
A Chance to Say Goodbye by lovablegeek reviews
[PostRENT] This isn't the first time Mark's had to sit with Roger in the hospital. [One shot]
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Pain by Juliet Norrington reviews
Mr. Rochester. Jane Eyre. A bed. [Not really canon at all.]
Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Complete
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Urinetown Song Parodies reviews
URINETOWN as the title suggests Song parodies. Yeah...too tired to make this summary totally awesome....Gurgle...hehe....gurgle is a funny word....
Urinetown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Lockstock, Barrel
Movie Morals: Snow White And The Seven Dwarves reviews
Ever wondered what a movie was trying to tell you? Fear no more! Find out what significance Snow White and The Seven Dwarves holds to parents, employers, girls, boys, aspiring doctors, and everyone in between! Just clicky-clicky, and you'll find your way.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Snow White
Rent Song Parodies reviews
Previously La Vie Boheme Parodies To cool ranch Doritos, to white and wheat and rye." Song fics so far including: La Vie Phoenix. WARNING: The disclaimer is long and hilarious. "Goyle Rules!"
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009
New Black reviews
When Cindy dies and her three kids come to live with the Bohemians, Mark is fairly suprised at how different Fae and the twins are. Fae, his dark, brooding, angery niece, seems intent on ruining what little normality is left in the loft.Rating may change!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,055 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Mark C., Roger D.
Potter And The Wease! reviews
Every wonder what happened after the war? Well, let's fill you in on exactly what happened. Minus a few details, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
100 Sirius and Remus Moments reviews
Ever wondered why Remus and Sirius were so close? It wasn't just because they were the last two alive to fight for good. 100 of their closest, most amusing moments. There are a few serious sprinkles...Mmm...these would make a delicious sundae...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Spider Pig Parodies reviews
So far includes: Spader Pig. Unsure if others will be added. Probably will, though. Enjoy! WARNING: Anti-Pookie and PookietoyourMaureen are extreme dorks.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009
Wicked Song Parodies reviews
Shut up, Potter."Song fics so far including:Voldemort.Warning: We are awesome. "What the hell is a ba-room?"
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009
Memories reviews
After the last conversation April ever had with anybody, Mark couldn't help but remember some good times at The Loft. Then he came home to find those good times...gone.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2009 - April E., Mark C. - Complete
Dark Reflection reviews
A quick one shot, written for my very own darling Bella to my Alice. Not my best work, but it was fun. Just ask Alice and Jasper. Written in Alice's POV. Reviews would be helpful!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete