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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Apparently I was nominated back in 2010 for the Fandom People's Choice Awards! I'm so honored, and feel free to let me know if you nominated me! I was nominated for the "Grammar's My Bitch" Beta Awardand "Keepin It Real" Reader Award. Thank you so much!

About Me:

-I'm way too paranoid about grammatical mistakes. I cringe at tense errors, especially my own.

-I'm very sensitive and have overactive tear ducts. If I write in a review that I'm "crying," then there's a 97% chance that I really am.

-I pretend to be smarter than I am.

-I can't read angst. The heaviest genre I can tolerate is Romance/Drama. I'm a fluff kind of girl.

I'm on Twiter! @runflippyrun

Beta:

I work with Project Team Beta. My strength is grammar. My weakness is plot consistency/flow and being concise.


The Summer Chronicles of Bella Swan

BANNER CAN BE FOUND HERE: http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa404/Le_Crepuscule/TSCoBS.jpg

BLINKIE here: http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa404/Le_Crepuscule/TSCoBS-1.gif. Thank you so much to my good friend Brittany (Le Crepuscule) for the banner and blinkie!

I imagine Alice/Bella/Edward's apartment to look like this: http://www.apartmentguide.com/apartments/California/Burbank/Avalon-at-Media-Center/88240/

Polyvore links are on each chapter, but for a complete list of all the outfits for each chapter, link here: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=825290.

Alice'sengagement ring: http://www.tiffany.com/Engagement/Item.aspx?GroupSKU=GRP10056#f+0/1003/2004/0/4004/2004


The Ways of the Rich and Privileged: Unfortunately, I do not see myself updating this again. Thank you to everyone who has encouraged me and reviewed this little story.

Chapter 11: Bella's Barneys Outfit

Mount Marcus Preparatory Academy Uniform

Chapter 14- Bella and Edward's outfits


My rec's are basically my favorites list. If you want Romance/Drama or Romance/Humor *cough* fluff *cough, I'm your gal.

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We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,755 - Reviews: 7737 - Favs: 6,662 - Follows: 7,499 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 19565 - Favs: 6,610 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking a Shot by TwoTwiMoms reviews
Newly traded and alone in an unfamiliar city, hockey player Edward Masen meets Bella Swan who happens to be his good friend's beautiful little sister. Hesitant to date a hockey player after being burned, Edward tries to convince Bella that he's not interested in puck bunnies. How hard will she make him work to convince her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,857 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reason For Living by RobzBeanie reviews
**COMPLETE ** A man who just wants to live and a woman who forgot how to live. Can they be what the other needs to survive? Recluse Bella gets a surprise when she answers her door. Rated C for Cheekyward. AH, Tattward ** #5 IN THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK POLL, WEEK OF 9/24-9/30 ** #5 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Jul 2013 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 162,579 - Reviews: 2546 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 93,921 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 3,601 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
My Devil by ExquisiteEdward reviews
Bella has a less than stellar love life. That is, until a new neighbor moves in next door. But how long will it take her to overcome her hatred of the cocky, fast-talking, self-absorbed jerk? Humor, no angst. AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 134,468 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 103,038 - Reviews: 2820 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 3,643 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 8/31/2012
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 3,251 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 94,173 - Reviews: 6280 - Favs: 3,480 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl by m81170 reviews
"Daisy bit her lip and nodded, trying hard not to audibly moan. The way Swirl wielded his hammer rendered her speechless." For the moments that boring, young geeks and social pariahs share - snapshots from Swirl and Daisy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,216 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH AN OUTTAKE* After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer and new teacher, Bella, finds fic inspiration in her distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she shouldn't judge a book by its cover and she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic! Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Lust/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 534,490 - Reviews: 20788 - Favs: 5,238 - Follows: 5,775 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3297 - Favs: 4,048 - Follows: 3,591 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 224,833 - Reviews: 14092 - Favs: 6,908 - Follows: 6,897 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dear Bella Swan, you're Playing with the Big Boys by Dobber17 reviews
All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,377 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8855 - Favs: 5,415 - Follows: 3,357 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,732 - Reviews: 6178 - Favs: 5,462 - Follows: 4,655 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Me and Mr Cullen by Catastrophia reviews
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,317 - Reviews: 8234 - Favs: 5,381 - Follows: 7,107 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward
Caught Looking by Marvar reviews
Sometimes it's easier to live your life for someone else.  To ignore your mundane days and sleep through your lonely nights.  And then one day, it's not enough.  A story about finding love when you're not even looking. You just get caught.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,967 - Reviews: 3594 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,073 - Reviews: 9261 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Commodity by blueeyedcherry reviews
Edward Cullen is used to getting everything he wants. Good looking, wealthy, and charming, NYC's most reputable playboy doesn't take "no" for an answer. Then he meets Isabella Swan and all bets are off ... Except for one. *AH/OOC*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 183,669 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19950 - Favs: 12,637 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Love 'Hurts' by Lost In Fanfiction reviews
Edward takes the phrase "Love Hurts" to a new level when he attempts to get ready to join the dating world again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Channel Five by planetblue reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 672 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella
Reel Life by SpecialK199 reviews
Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,874 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Three Babies, Two Weddings & A Couple by TwiTFotVcontest reviews
I always thought informing my husband of my pregnancy would be a private affair. I wanted it to be funny or sweet. Maybe I'd give him a bun and tell him 'There's another one in my oven' or a bib saying 'I Love My Daddy'. I never thought I'd announce it in front of a packed congregation with the priest in tow. Entry for The Fruit's on the Vine TwiFic Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Complete
Suit Up by Marvar reviews
Bella watches swim god Edward Masen from afar. What happens when he gets close enough to touch? My entry for the Make Me Laugh Contest. First place in Public vote and the Judges's pick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Edward, Bella
Nirvana Next Door by Boom-Boom Jones reviews
"I am going to make myself known to Bella Swan and rock her sexy little world." Edward Masen is seventeen, restricted to four walls, and hormonally stimulated. What else is there besides Bella Swan, the new star of his nightly dreams? -Entry for the Make Me Laugh Contest. AH, Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,534 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
School Of Mischief by mkystich reviews
Having to maintain the family tradition, Bella starts her two year requirement at the prestigious CV Academy. To the outside world CVA seemed like a socialite high school where students ended up becoming governors, senators, CEOs, lawyers, and doctors, but the students knew there was more to the school then that. ::this is a drabble::
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 24,349 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Boy At Table Seven by LyricalKris reviews
Life for a young waitress can be pretty mundane. The highlight of Bella's week was the lunchtime visit from the three sexy mechanics from across the street. Then one day there was a little boy at her table left alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,511 - Reviews: 6745 - Favs: 3,770 - Follows: 3,944 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nirvana Next Door by makemelaughcontest reviews
"I am going to make myself known to Bella Swan and rock her sexy little world." Edward Masen is seventeen, restricted to four walls, and hormonally stimulated. What else is there besides Bella Swan, the new star of his nightly dreams?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,833 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
By Way of Sorrow by jaxington reviews
Bella Cullen has spent the last ninety-five years giving everything to protect her family and mourning the loss of her long dead human husband. A trip to Alaska to meet Tanya's latest romantic interest changes everything. The vampire she meets there has his face, his hair, and his body, but not his memories. It's a strange new world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 188,468 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rm w a Vu by AngelGoddess1981 reviews
Bella's a struggling student at AZ State who finds her boyfriend in bed with her roomie. Unable to look at them, she moves out. When another dorm room cannot be found, Bella takes to the classifieds. Just how good is the view being advertised? Romance/Humor/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 250,607 - Reviews: 5283 - Favs: 3,612 - Follows: 3,695 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,307 - Reviews: 4745 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3854 - Favs: 3,298 - Follows: 4,441 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Right Place Right Time by Cars1 reviews
It's winter in Eastern Ontario, Canada. Come with me as we meet one sexually frustrated Bella Swan and one Edward Cullen who just happens to be in the right place at the right time. One shot written for @mizzezpattinson 's birthday last year and the Hurricane Sandy relief effort.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 9908 - Favs: 4,593 - Follows: 3,916 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Topsy-Turvy by TheFicChick reviews
"I just…these could be the last three minutes, you know? Like, the last three minutes before…things are different."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,247 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13387 - Favs: 4,150 - Follows: 3,371 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19216 - Favs: 7,948 - Follows: 6,555 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contractually Bound by GinnyW 31 reviews
She'd cost him everyone he'd ever loved. Surely a few months of marriage wasn't too high a price for her to pay in compensation. Collaboration with sshg316. Edward/Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Edward, Bella
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 11904 - Favs: 6,850 - Follows: 6,058 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14766 - Favs: 8,727 - Follows: 5,200 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 3,796 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Hot Seat by TheFicChick reviews
Liberal left? Meet conservative right. Wearing tight pants and a self-satisfied grin. (ExB, AH, one-shot.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 335 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen by smmiskimen reviews
You've heard of Edward's pov, but what about Edward's peen's pov? Get inside the peen's perspective and see what goes on inside the pants. If you've ever thought it was hard being a person, try living this life. AH, AU, M, E&B eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,395 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8456 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Belong by TheFicChick reviews
It all started with a few simple words, but isn't that always the case? Three simple words. "Is she yours?" (My entry in the "Ho Hey" Contest.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 137 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Maybe Valentine by Rochelle Allison reviews
Life is what happens when you're busy making plans. Edward and Bella cross paths one Valentine's Day night when their dates leave them hanging. Long walks, lots of talks, and maybe some kissing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 162 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Affair by johnnyboy7 reviews
After the death of her father, Isabella Swan moves to the East coast where she meets dentist Edward Cullen. He's older, a father, and married. Sometimes, you can't tell your heart who to love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,525 - Reviews: 4776 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 2,857 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Body of Work by TheSaintsMistress reviews
B is a gossip columnist.E is an arrogant NY socialite.When E is admitted into rehab,B will stop at nothing to get her story.On her mission,B will reveal things about E that will make her doubt her intentions,as more than the truth is uncovered.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,519 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
Insider Trading: Outtakes from Hot Commodity by blueeyedcherry reviews
This is a collection of outtakes from Hot Commodity. You've been forewarned: there will be lemons! *AH/OOC/Language*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,284 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Surviving High School by Tardis19 reviews
All Bella Swan wants to do is survive high school, but when you're a klutz extraordinaire, have the hots for the popular guy and there's a cheerleader out to destroy you, surviving high school may be harder than it seems. AH/Teen Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,872 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moment of Victory by RMacaroni reviews
There, in the middle of the exit, where we'll walk right by it on our way out to the field, is the trophy, the prize, the most coveted award for a footballer — the World Cup. The round base holds two athletes stretching up, the world on their hands, in their moment of victory. Only the greatest have held that golden statue, and today, the US finally has a chance. ExB. AH. All EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,572 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Your Type by MissWinkles reviews
What on earth could a grumpy, hipster hating Edward have in common with an ink-covered, sarcastic Bella? A late-Christmas present one shot turned ficlette. Short chapters. Fluffy. Silly. Really, what else would you expect?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,783 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Edward, Bella
Over the Counter by ordinary vamp reviews
Bella has a crush on Deliboy. She promises herself she won't look over the counter and past the frozen cakes, towards the Deli department. AH, rated M for salamis and Danishes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,626 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Business Class Girl by LaMomo reviews
Edward is a young Brit actor on the rise. His problem? He's absolutely clueless, about everything. Bella is a kick-ass legal assistant at a glamourous London law firm. They hop on and off planes all the time. Will their paths ever cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,572 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Bella
Enough by SydneyAlice reviews
He's a high school student with nothing to lose. She's the pretty breath of fresh air that makes him smile. Will she be enough to keep him from making the biggest mistake of his existence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,337 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Catch My Breath by tanglingshadows reviews
Once upon a time, a quirky woman barreled into a soft-spoken man's life and turned it upside down. Not that he complained about it...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,437 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hardcover Paranormal Romance by badjujube reviews
Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,720 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Whole Package by PrimaryDiamonds reviews
Collab relay-fic by DiamondHeart78 and primarycolors. Bella sees him every day but has a hard time gathering up the nerve to make a move. Every delivery is a special delivery. UPSward/Gamerward! E/B AH Rated M for Bella checkin' out Edward's package.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 2105 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always an Edward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
Bella wants to say yes to kind, handsome Ed…but can't stop meeting Eddie for martini lunches. Eduardo just wonders why she's avoiding his yoga class. And who is this "Edward" leaving cryptic messages at work? A story about people and how they change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,760 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sugar by SunKing reviews
Edward's side of the Sticky Sweet story. Mostly in order, but it's better to read Sticky Sweet first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,841 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Phantom Kisser by JustAskSunKing reviews
At Alice's annual Halloween party, someone kisses Bella every time the lights go out. The kisser is a mystery, but Bella knows who she wants it to be. Drabbly fluffy fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Bella, Edward
Playing It Straight by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,035 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Real Life of E A Masen by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
Edward Cullen - to most, he's a boring book editor but he's really an elusive romance novelist with an erotic flair. When he's not writing porn, I mean romance, he's just a guy who's married to his high school sweetheart and father of three teens. This funny, romantic, sweet Daddyward will make you laugh and cry. (Bonus: A Jake you'll love, too)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,495 - Reviews: 3739 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Fly by SunKing reviews
Front of the house, back of the house - Edward wants Bella everywhere. What would you give to be a fly on the wall in this restaurant? Edited to gain T rating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,697 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ramblings of a Whipped Peen by smmiskimen reviews
This is a sort of follow up/sequel to Confessions of an Overworked, Underpaid Peen. This will be little one shots of snippets of his life, little happenings, and such. EPPov AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,148 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mixtape by JustAskSunKing reviews
What were you doing in 1994? Bella and Edward were wreaking havoc, making out, breaking up, and making up. This mixtape is his gift to her. The song remembers when.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,493 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Antiques Roadshow by aerobee82 reviews
I took an antique in for appraisal, only to find a much rarer treasure. I met Bella Swan on Antiques Roadshow, and PBS would never want for funds again. Canon couples, Vamps/Humans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,260 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sticky Sweet by SunKing reviews
City Girl Bella meets Class Clown Edward when she moves to small-town Tennessee. He's gorgeous, flirtatious, and possibly downright nuts. Can she hold onto her heart around a guy who flirts with anything that breathes? So much fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,983 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home Ice Advantage by Hibbleton78 reviews
One NHL star. One hockey fan. After months of flirting through plexiglass in an arena full of hockey fans, Lord Stanley brought them together. Now they just have to stay together. Expansion of the One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,732 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Bella, Edward
Easy by BellaEdwardlover1991 reviews
Summary: Actress Bella and singer Edward have broken up recently and are now forced to meet up again at an awards show. Is letting go really as easy as they make it seem to be to each other? Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 10,489 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Water Landing by camoozle reviews
High School's a lot like a plane crash. You check for the exit. You secure your mask. And if you're lucky, you survive. AU, AH, All EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,105 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward
Off the Market by JustAskSunKing reviews
Edward's the consummate bachelor, always happy to close the deal and move on to the next. Bella's his business partner with an obvious McMansion-sized crush. One night of celebrating changes everything. Has Bella sold herself short, or will Edward finally take himself off the market? Drabbly and fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hunger Games Christmas songfic by yayturtle reviews
Some one has probably written something like this, but I wouldn't know cause I'm new to the Hunger Games, but this is an early Christmas songfic, and it is worth looking at!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010
Wicked Little Girls by JadoreJAC reviews
She was the type of girl rockstars sang about. She was sweet, sexy, with a devil's body and wicked intelligence. Impossible to ignore, the girl next door...literally. I was so screwed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,982 - Reviews: 2530 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sincerely, Sergeant Masen by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,935 - Reviews: 7301 - Favs: 5,546 - Follows: 4,104 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Comp Sem 101 by bornonhalloween reviews
What happens when a scholarship athlete and an English major from opposite coasts meet in a freshman writing seminar? Will they be drawn together or forced apart by their weekly discoveries of themselves and each other? All human college coeds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 224,256 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Raging Inferno by walkingwithgiants reviews
Companion to "A Smokeless Fire" one-shot. As a kid, Bella Swan had idolized Edward Cullen, the soccer superstar. As an adult... things changed. One-shot. Read ASF first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen is working on the biggest deal of his life when a strange manila envelope shows up containing something designed to take his mind off work. Will he give in to the distraction? Will he find the mystery mailer before it's too late? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 285 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Smokeless Fire by walkingwithgiants reviews
He retired without achieving all but two of his goals. When Edward Cullen is offered the chance of a lifetime, he takes it. Except the World Cup wasn't the only thing he wanted after all. One-shot for Fandoms4SpecialOlympics.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,305 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 110 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twelve Months by SassyK reviews
Twelve months is nothing when you've spent decades walking the earth, existing, searching; twelve months is everything when your search has come to an end. One year in the life of a gentle soul and the woman who recasts his world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,183 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pity by SunKing reviews
"No. No, no, no. You've done the ultimate no, Bella. The pity date. Nothing is ever more awkward than the pity date." A shy Edward acts on a decade's worth of affection, and Bella wonders if her yes should have been no.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,113 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life and Death of Charlie Swan by TKegl reviews
Charlie Swan would do anything for his daughter, Bella. He left a life of piracy to be with her, but now a chance at treasure could mean a bright new future for both of them. Or perhaps, for Charlie, no future at all. Cutlass outtake written for Fandom 4 No Kid Hungry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Between the Covers by CosmoSydney reviews
Every day a different book. Every book a different message. As Bella deliberately works her way through the library, will Edward be able to read between the covers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,856 - Reviews: 3489 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reunions and Redos by teamedwardalways reviews
It's my 10 year high school reunion, and I'm going. Yay me! Note the sarcasm. I didn't like seeing and being around these people then, and now it's no different. The things I do for friendship. I've changed, maybe they have too. What could possibly go wrong? E/B rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,887 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
By the Numbers by Cars1 reviews
Five people take a trip to Alaska. One hike to a hot spring and everything changes. Two people find something they never expected. Sometimes spontaneous is a good thing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,256 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,683 - Follows: 5,600 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Carnal Knowledge by amandac3 reviews
"Does age really matter when your heart is on the line? I say to hell with that." Meet Isabella Swan. New in town, new school, new friends, new boyfriend. Meet Edward Cullen. Successful architect and single father to a 17 year old boy. Sparks fly upon their first meeting. Will they be able to resist each other or will they give in to their indecent desires?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 107 - Words: 21,324 - Reviews: 3057 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10478 - Favs: 11,435 - Follows: 12,173 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Golden Giants Tour by walkingwithgiants reviews
"Three months," he kept going in his deep voice. "You'll probably never be able to do this again." Three months, three continents, sweaty nights, an uncomfortable bed, ten men, a girl, and a bus. Bella Swan should have known better than to say yes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 65,864 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merch Girl by walkingwithgiants reviews
Bits and pieces of The Golden Giants Tour's Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Edward
Resident Adviser by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
Bella is in her second year at UW and she ends up paired with Edward –basketball superstar– as RAs for their year. How far would he go to get her? Would she fall for his antics, knowing his history with girls? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 95 - Words: 426,753 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chalk by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Bella needs a new hobby. Will a new pair of ugly shoes, a shirtless guy and a bag full of chalk give her any relief from the boredom? I own nothing, not even a crash pad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Casting Couch by coldplaywhore reviews
Carlisle is a vile movie producer who takes advantage of the girls who audition for his films, and this time it's Isabella's turn. Rated M. AH VERY OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,179 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Like Crazy by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Meeting by JustForkIt reviews
They've known each other for years but never actually met. Through IMs, phone calls, and text messaging they've become best friends. But what happens with Bella takes an unexpected job opportunity that will put them both in the same town?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,366 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13485 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 2,847 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sugar and Arsenic by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
He thinks she's a spoiled drama queen with an ego the size of her paycheck. She just wants to sink her teeth into his...bagels. Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,819 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Edward, Bella
Teacher of the Year by DH78 reviews
When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 2,655 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Man Inside by Chrisska reviews
"I am sure that we both know exactly how this night will continue, don't you think?" Edward thought this was going to be a mind blowing night. Until he couldn't get out of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Edward, Bella
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 6998 - Favs: 5,504 - Follows: 4,125 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Water Boy by CullensTwiMistress reviews
"Every week you taunt me with your taut muscles and lingering gaze. Don't think I haven't noticed the way you look at my legs. I wear these short skirts for you, after all." AH; BxE; 100 word drabble; Drabble War Prompt: Water.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The House That Love Built by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
When they were children, he tried to build her a house. Through the years, they found a home in each other. *First Place Public Vote and Third Place Judges' Choice in the Pop the Question Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Losing Game by Mrs.Robward reviews
Sometimes even winners lose. The story of a winner boy and a loser girl. When the game is over, who will walk away defeated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,546 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Edward, Bella
Virgins & Villains by Emmamama88 reviews
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 481,664 - Reviews: 5523 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rebound by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
If the person is so right, does it matter if the timing is all wrong? E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Room With a View by SHL23 reviews
Endless scripts to read, a tyrant boss to tolerate, and a rather lackluster personal life. It was a good thing Bella Swan's office provided the perfect view of the building's hotshot lawyer. Now if only they'd share more than a glance each day. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,364 - Reviews: 2507 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 3,546 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Freaks and The Greeks by ThroughDeepBlueVelvetSkies reviews
Volatile Bella Swan is thrown straight into a high school warzone; with vicious ice queens, strangely philosophical stoners, backstabbing giants and a hyperactive emotional neighbour - not to mention the stunning brother who seems to really hate her. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,300 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
You'll Never Know Unless You Try by Pop the Question reviews
Armed with a pitcher of mojitos and Alice's seduction manual, Bella has set herself a goal: Within 24 hours, her best friend, Edward, will pop the question!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,185 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sinking into a Dream by Pop the Question reviews
It's the type of falling in love that only takes a few moments, but lasts in a slow kind of forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,220 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Only One That Mattered by Pop the Question reviews
How many times does a woman have to say no before a man stops asking? Hint: A LOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just another Proposal by Pop the Question reviews
Ten years after Breaking Dawn the Cullens are graduating again, only Emmett has something a bit more flamboyant in mind. Bella's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Long Way Home by CullensTwiMistress reviews
When single mom Bella decides she's had enough of raising her daughter in the city, she ends up moving back to her hometown near her family. Edward, also a single parent, tries his best to ignore his new neighbor but fate may have a better plan. AH; BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 22,486 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Game On by Pop the Question reviews
Edward thinks he can convince Bella to marry him by denying her sex? The boy's got another thing coming. A story of patience, love, and baseball.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,749 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Where It All Began by Pop the Question reviews
Edward and Bella fell in love years ago at summer camp. It may have taken him months, but he finally has the perfect way to show her how much he wants to spend forever with her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Lines and Black Satin by Pop the Question reviews
Sometimes, the best things in life are done backward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The House That Love Built by Pop the Question reviews
When they were children, he tried to build her a house. Through the years, they found a home in each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cyberchondriac by Pop the Question reviews
Dr. Bella Swan has treated all kinds of patients, but none quite like Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rules of Engagement by Pop the Question reviews
Bella has rules regarding engagement. Edward may or may not adhere to them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stumbling into Forever by Pop the Question reviews
Bella literally runs into Edward at a coffee shop one afternoon. "Who would have thought that my clumsiness would have led me to the most amazing journey I would ever go on?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pressing My Luck by Shahula reviews
Bella faces fierce competition to be crowned Ink God. Her biggest rival is the man who taught her everything about ink, not to mention love. With a lot of talent and a little luck, Bella knows she can win it all, including Edward's heart. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,088 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 228 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lucky One by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Edward had always been lucky in life. Lucky in his climb to the top, lucky in his family life, lucky in every endeavor, really. Enter unlucky-in-everything Bella, will she be the one to break his lucky spree? AH; BxE; Olderward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
LiMBO Love in My Box Outtakes by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Selected Outtakes from Love in My Box.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,928 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Letters to Isabella by writerinmydreams007 reviews
She's trapped in a life of lies and sex. He's lonely and has shut himself off from the world. Lust brings them together. Lies can pull them apart. AH/AU Rated M for lemons and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,097 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Yahtzee by GinnyW 31 reviews
If someone would've told me a year ago that I'd be ringing in the New Year in a hospital room, I would've told them they were crazy. New Year's Eve is meant for parties, drinking, and stealing kisses from hot guys. Yeah… this is so not what I wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Long Way from Heaven by KristenLynn reviews
Edward hates February 14th. When Emmett drags him to an anti-Valentine's Day party, a blast from the past might just turn Edward's least favorite day of the year into the best night of his life… AH/ExB/fun,fluff/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12815 - Favs: 7,349 - Follows: 6,130 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to NYC, Baby by Tricycle Of Awesomeness reviews
Young love, road trips and boy bands take three girls on an adventure they will not soon forget... Neither will their parents. Based on the children from There is a Light, Fridays at Noon and Edward Cullen, Dick for Hire. AH/FUN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,989 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pretty Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
It's his last chance at confessing his love before he goes to college, but will Edward get the girl? Rated M for weed and cussing like a sailor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3062 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 954 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When I Think of You, I Touch My ELF by QuantumFizzx reviews
Nothing's stronger or harder than Unrequited Love Stand-alone Holiday One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Complete
Quarterback Rush by musegirl reviews
Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 3,096 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Peep Hole Chronicles by FFCollab reviews
Three boys. Three girls. Two peepholes. One big mis adventure. A Round Robin Collaboration. All human. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,149 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5404 - Favs: 5,267 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Speaking in Code by mamabean reviews
Edward Cullen's trash is his neighbors' torture, and now his house is in violation of Chapter 36 of the Seattle Municipal Code. When Inspector Swan shows up to issue a citation, sparks will fly! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,233 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7047 - Favs: 5,096 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Commodity: The Edward & Bella Diaries by blueeyedcherry reviews
Was Edward always so arrogant? Where does Bella get her penchant for snark and sass? Find out here by reading excerpts from their college journals! *AH, language, OOC*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,585 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
Setting It All Up by NoelleSeven reviews
Will geeky Edward ever be able to talk to his crush, star volleyball player Bella Swan? Maybe his online friend can help... Now expanded into a story AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 196,209 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chat Roulette by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella feels like a nobody at school until a overheard conversation leads her to Chat Roulette. What are the chances she gets paired up with her crush? Very likely. BxE Rated M OS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
For The Win by Mrs.Robward reviews
Sometimes the only thing that matters is that you go for the win! Say hello to College Football QB Edward and Cheerleader Bella, Fandom For Texas Wildfire Compilation one shot, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 173 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Served Cold by spanglemaker9 reviews
When Bella has been wronged, nothing is more important than exacting her revenge. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 153 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Arrangement by A Tale To Be Told reviews
The arrangement made between kings to keep their countries at peace. The prince refuses, but can the princess change his mind and make him see the err of his ways or will the arrangement be null and void? B/E, MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,446 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Bella, Edward
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 4,384 - Follows: 3,596 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Santa Swan Style by Isannah reviews
Interoffice Secret Santa Exchange...a time to share the holiday spirit with your co-workers. For Bella, it's an opportunity to make Edward wake up and realize what he has right in front of him. E/B Rated M for language and eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,533 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naughty Elf by twilly reviews
Santa believes there's no such thing as a bad elf. Bella's been fired from nearly every toy shop. How can Santa get her in the right position when everything out of her mouth is so very dirty? Santa, elves, chocolate starfish and phasing reindeer
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Holiday in Aspen by CullensTwiMistress reviews
"Ughh, two weeks with Cullen, Angela, I'm going to die." Bella and Edward aren't exactly friends, but will the holidays bring them together? AH; BxE; HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Orientation by IsaKassees reviews
Mr. Edward Cullen gives Ms. Alice Brandon her first-day orientation in The Office. Who's right across the hall from him and doesn't know he exists? How will Alice help poor oblivious Nerdward? E/B, AH-AU, OOC Lemons. Full of gigglesnorts. Now continued.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,552 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
One of the Boys by celesticbliss reviews
My entry for the 'Fun With Your Clothes On' one-shot contest. Bella is sick of being one of the boys. Alice and Rosalie give her a makeover to help her seduce Edward Cullen. Will it work?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Keep the Tofurkey, Bring on the Beer! by TwilightofCraigslistContest reviews
Bella Swan wants an escort for Thanksgiving weekend. Edward Cullen wants a second chance. Charlie wants to know where Renee hid the key to his gun safe. Happy Thanksgiving!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
Anything by theladyingrey42 reviews
"They say that if you love someone, you'll do anything for him. I just never imagined that what my husband would ask of me would be to have sex with another man." Written for the TwiKinkFest. Cuckolding fetish. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 141 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Daily Fix by EllisBell725 reviews
Two Edwards. One Bella. Daily Updates. M for language and the hope of eventual lemons. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 77,076 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Matchmaker by lizconno reviews
Bella Swan makes her living matching up San Diego's singles. Edward Cullen is her newest client and biggest challenge so far. How many dates will Edward have before Bella realizes she's his perfect match? BxE/AH/OOC/silliness/mature themes/COMPLETE/relocated to TWCS - link above
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkIt reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,581 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Yes by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward asks a question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 130 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ladder by TwiPSChallenge reviews
Edward has a very important question to ask Bella, but when everything that can go wrong does, can he survive the night with a little help from his friends? AH/OOC ** Prompt #5 for Twilight Post Secret Challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 656 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 24860 - Favs: 11,471 - Follows: 8,092 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everything I Thought I Knew by drotuno reviews
What if the one person you thought you could count on suddenly changed before your very eyes? Edward Masen is tired of being invisible and the shoulder to cry on. Bella is starting to feel something different for her best friend. What if it's too late? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,514 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
FLASH MOB: Those in Glass Houses Should Not Throw by TwilightofCraigslistContest reviews
FLASH MOB: Those in Glass Houses Should Not Throw Rave Parties - Forks -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
An Acquired Taste: Extras by Magnolia822 reviews
You will find the epilogue and outtakes here. Read AAT first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 500 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Inheritance by iambeagle reviews
Three stipulations are keeping Edward from receiving his inheritance money, one of them being he must obtain a serious relationship. His solution? Pay Bella to pretend to date him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,167 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Golden Boy by stella luna sky reviews
The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 1,326 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Than Words by SydneyAlice reviews
A special, uncomplicated friendship is formed through email. What happens when their simple daily chats become more than just words on a computer screen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,703 - Reviews: 3421 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smooth Operator by Cullcati reviews
Edward has a hard on for the local diner girl. His roommate doesn't think he has the balls to pursue her. Can this Smooth Operator get the girl?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,462 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Hard Day's Night by SexyLexiCullen reviews
The doctors at this busy, New York City hospital all have the same goals: saving lives, setting the on-call rooms on fire, and maybe - just maybe - falling in love? Canon Couples. OOC Characters. Romance, a lot of Comedy, and a hint of drama. E&B POVs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 209,631 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3923 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finding Bree Tanner by coldplaywhore reviews
A comedy about trying to find your way in life, while trying to 'rescue' your high school sweetheart from hers, only to discover she doesn't want to be helped. Rated M for language and all that good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,311 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A River Between by WildRedPoppies reviews
Privileged English heiress Isabella Swan suddenly loses everything, including her family's prized book collection. When son of rival family Edward Cullen acquires the collection and offers her a job, she is in no position to refuse. A tentative friendship based on their mutual love for books grows complicated as they enter into an arrangement—she wants the books back; he wants her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,173 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
From The Desk Of by jendonna reviews
Outtakes from Dear Mr. Masen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,466 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 235 - Published: 9/5/2011
Offside by Savage7289 reviews
Edward's the star keeper for the Forks High School soccer team, and is already being scouted by leagues overseas. Bella's just moved from Phoenix and interferes with his…focus. Soccerward lives! Rated M for the good stuff, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 170,098 - Reviews: 33024 - Favs: 6,298 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hey You by SydneyAlice reviews
Hey you. Yeah you. You with your long brown hair and the vintage t-shirt that's always tied at the bottom. I think you're beautiful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 188 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Last Friday Night by KristenLynn reviews
On Saturday morning, Bella wakes up to a broken hand, a trashed apartment, and no memory of what caused either of them! When the photos show up on-line, Bella must figure out what—and who—she might have done last Friday night. AH, fun/fluff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,694 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella - Complete
Royal Rebellions by xNimCee reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 4,228 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Compendium of Thoughts by ItIsRaining reviews
After Edward is struck with a serious illness, Bella offers to give him a ride to school every day. His musings on life are priceless and unique. Based in its entirety on a true story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,645 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Like A Dream by Holly1980 reviews
When you once had it all, would you go back and change anything? Bella Swan is given the chance to change her life when she returns back to high school twenty years after she graduated. But there's a catch. Canon couples, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,559 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Royal Encounters by xNimCee reviews
Prince Edward's POV of Royal Rebellions. This is a series of outtakes only, NOT a full story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,594 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Edward, Bella
Of Condoms and Cobblestones by ordinary vamp reviews
The mission is simple: pick up condoms for Alice. But Bella doesn't expect to walk INTO the best Samaritan out there. And with an invitation to his house, it's understandable she accepts; if only to repay his generosity. AH. Gratuitous Smut. PWP.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward in the Afternoon by cosmogirl7481 reviews
My birthday present for Marvar: A boy meets girl story with sweltering heat, iced coffee and lots of sex... ExB, AH and OOC because no one is a virgin. Romance and humor with a touch of drama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 571 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Peep Show by JustineNicole6 reviews
*ENTRY FOR SPANKING THE MONKEY CONTEST* Question: What do you get when Emmett has a porno and a webcam? Answer: A spanking good time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Emmett - Complete
Nothing by TLS Lyrics and Lemons Contest reviews
Submission #14 for TLS Lyrics & Lemons O/S Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,623 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 302 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Are You Gonna Kiss Me or Not? by TLS Lyrics and Lemons Contest reviews
Submission #5 for TLS Lyrics & Lemons O/S Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coincidental Major by m7707 reviews
A tale about a hockey-playing boy who loves his girl. This is Edward's story from Major Misconduct.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 193,272 - Reviews: 2969 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High Anxiety Outtakes and Extras by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Stuff that didn't make it into the story. Rated M just in case, cause I know there's bound to be some NC-17 stuff in here eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,047 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by SoapyMayhem reviews
Complete - To their families, Edward Masen, and Bella Volturi hate each other. Their secret relationship isn't the only thing they are hiding.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,159 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
MakeUp! by Mothermeow5 reviews
Entry for The Missed Connections O/S Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
Home Ice Advantage oneshot by Hibbleton78 reviews
One shot. Hockey fan, Bella Swan, has dedicated so much time and effort avoiding the 'puck bunny' label that she struggles to acknowledge that the attention from new team addition, Edward Cullen, is directed at her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,258 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pros and Cons by SydneyAlice reviews
As world famous con artists, Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are professional rivals. Sparks fly when they are forced to join forces, but are the stakes too high? Can they escape with their lives – and their hearts?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,268 - Reviews: 5146 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You and Me by CullensTwiMistress reviews
I have been in love with my baby sister's best friend since we were about twelve, I think. I may have to tell her about it one of these days. AH; BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Make Up by Missed Connections Contest reviews
Needed: Top Make-up Artist. Double day rate - possible triple. Must be professional and calm. Extremely important photo shoot. Contact Rosalie Hale - Hale Yes Productions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Edward, Bella
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 3,873 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3553 - Favs: 4,443 - Follows: 3,359 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Thee Wed by SydneyAlice reviews
Wedding planner Bella Swan is hired to plan the wedding of the year. What happens when she breaks the cardinal rule of wedding planning and falls for the groom? How can Edward keep a promise without breaking the heart of the woman he truly loves?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,377 - Reviews: 4806 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daddy Blue Balls by ExquisiteEdward reviews
I WON A CONTEST! It's a miracle! Theme: "Caught with your Pants Down". Do you need a laugh? New Daddy Edward has to wait six weeks for some lovin' after Bella has a baby. AH, O/S, M for orneriness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 2513 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Devil by dirtycheekymonkeys reviews
When Edward Masen, the talented, cocky & irresponsible star of Manchester United football club's contract & career come under threat due to off the pitch antics will his new American agent, Bella Swan be able to save him from himself or resist his
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,377 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Edward, Bella
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8783 - Favs: 5,392 - Follows: 3,809 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Agent 00hot by maxandmo reviews
Edward, is a hot F.B.I. Agent who is immediately drawn to Bella, the Parole Officer, who happens to be a magnet for ridiculous situations. Rated M for bad words and lemons. AH/Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 127,833 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Other Brother by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
As they go off to college, step siblings Bella and Edward are best friends, but as their life changes at school, so does the dynamics of thier relationship.Will their family survive as Bella realizes she has more than brotherly love for her other brother?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,178 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8669 - Favs: 7,129 - Follows: 4,790 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sessions by Rochelle Allison reviews
sparks, serenades, sexy smiles...sessions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,722 - Reviews: 2417 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 538,967 - Reviews: 21114 - Favs: 11,569 - Follows: 7,318 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Bella is a relationship-weary sports journalist. Edward is a playboy, ex-pat American soccer player in London. When they meet, will they connect or kill each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,266 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Transit by profmom72 reviews
Riding the same bus every day, Edward and Bella get off to a bumpy start. She thinks he's stuck-up; he thinks she's shallow. Sometimes what seems like the wrong thing turns out to be exactly what you were waiting for. A FGB novella for mujisan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,974 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Losing Faith by Twilifed113 reviews
Bella's marriage is crumbling, but when her life is put in danger Edward must reveal the truth. He works for the FBI. Now he must lug a furious and untrusting Bella across the country in a hilarious and utterly unromantic road-trip, all to keep her safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fruitcake by Wonderkin reviews
One-shot for the FML Contest. Poor Edward. His family thinks he's gay, and gives him a fruitcake at Christmas to symbolically let him know that they're okay with it. The trouble? He's straight. ExB. AH. Oh, boy. Link to the contest in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella and Edward's New Year's Eve Adventure by Dahlia J Black reviews
A New Year's Eve car crash, jammed phone lines and a dash of fate bring Bella and Edward together for an evening neither of them was expecting. Add couple of surprising twists and a few colorful friends, and they're in for an evening they'll never forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,036 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MIFFY: Bigger, Longer & Uncut by coldplaywhore reviews
Outtakes and Extended Scenes from Maybe I'm Falling For You by flightlessbird11 and coldplaywhore. Rated M for lemons, lemons, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,888 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6565 - Favs: 9,252 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All She Wants for Christmas by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Issy Swan is only five, but she knows exactly what she wants for Christmas: her next door neighbor, nineteen-year-old Edward Cullen. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to Enjoy the Holidays by Sierra Sitruc reviews
During a raging holiday party, a storm strikes and the lights go out. Fumbling through an unfamiliar, pitch black house, Bella bumps into a tempting stranger in the dark…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 4,641 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Remember Me by IsaKassees reviews
"If I only got one day a year, I would make it count." One secret tree, one magic sunset, one chance to make a wish. Childhood sweethearts turned penpals, they grow up together and apart, falling in like, lust and love. E B, OOC, AH, A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,534 - Reviews: 4517 - Favs: 2,653 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Confidence Man by OhMyWord reviews
"The target is Isabella Swan, fellow graduate student. Came into a fortune when her mother died, she doesn't seem to care to do anything with it. Quiet, shy, just waiting for The One. I'll be everything she wants me to be."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,558 - Reviews: 2626 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex Games by Jesusrocks reviews
What happens when the Cullen kids place a bet that each couple can go a week without sex? Yeah, it's that bad. Nothing smutty but very funny. ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,265 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/3/2008
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Importance of Being Edward by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Bella Swan knows she kissed a boy last night named Edward. Problem is, she can't remember much more than that. When she goes looking for him, she finds out Edward is not as rare of a name as she would like.AH, Edward/Bella/…Edward Fluff fluff fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 112 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13775 - Favs: 10,298 - Follows: 7,655 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Woman Scorned by Bella Baby24 reviews
Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,779 - Reviews: 5667 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 3,456 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
A Woman Scorned Outtakes by Bella Baby24 reviews
This is a compilation of different POVs and book excerpts from “A Woman Scorned.” Rated M for language and Adult Content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,492 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Insomniacs: Games Night by Nbeg reviews
Spending Halloween with the Cullens... What could be better? Prepare for Games Night: vampire style! Post Eclipse. Sequel to Whatserrname's Insomniacs:Hide and Seek. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,199 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Girls and Boys Come Out to Play by RAEcouter reviews
Jasper, Rosalie, Bella, Alice, Emmett & Edward become interwoven, making their mark at Seattle's Fremont Park Preparatory boarding school. Wealth and war, friendship and love ensue. AU/AH. Rated M for language and sexual themes. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 162,140 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4126 - Favs: 3,410 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6154 - Favs: 3,952 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8736 - Favs: 7,240 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take A Little Trip by KristenLynn reviews
3rd place GSC o/s, being continued. NOW COMPLETE. In high school, geeky Edward tutored popular Bella. It ended badly. Four years later, Edward reappears in one of grad student Bella's classes. Both have changed. A lot. Will it be enough? AU/AH,OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,946 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Away by wandb reviews
Bella thinks military men are arrogant womanizers. That is, until she meets Edward, a hot and unpredictable Navy SEAL who quickly deploys for six months. Will he change her mind or leave her brokenhearted? Rated M for language and lemons. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,115 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4845 - Favs: 5,538 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Good, the Bad, and the Beautiful by Mamma4ever reviews
Bella has always been the odd one out, never having many friends. College life could turn that all around. But her friendship with Edward Cullen might not be exactly what it seems. Does the shy, sweet Edward have a secret? AH, OOC, DARK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,163 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5795 - Favs: 6,092 - Follows: 4,846 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Le Bon, le Mauvais, et la Belle by Mamma4ever reviews
These are outtakes for The Good, the Bad, and the Beautiful. Most will just be a different POV, but I may surprise you with deleted scenes *grin*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,806 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010
The Princess & the Pussycat by bethaboo reviews
Suave, charming, rich kid Edward Cullen has been pursuing Brooklyn bartender Bella Swan for months now, but has never gotten in--until tonight. Will it be everything he expects? Entry for Texts from Last Night Contest. Co-authored with JosieSwan. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,227 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,434 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Gemini by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young philosopher with a temper, she's a small girl who sees a big future. When old ghosts and past history affect the present, can the band survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,141 - Reviews: 2695 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
When Edward Met Bella by Amethyst Jackson reviews
For the Twilight 25 - my take on When Harry Met Sally with the Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,816 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,041 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiplicity by Devy-Artemis reviews
The winning entry for Sparkle and Snark-full twi-humor contest.Bella wakes up one morning… to a crowd of Edwards.Read at your own risk.Rated M for some sexual situations, minor violence, and complete insanity. Happens somewhere around Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11375 - Favs: 10,768 - Follows: 5,708 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews
After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boycotting Valentine's Day by jennlynnfs reviews
Valentine's Day approaches, but Bella chooses to hang out with her best friend Alice. They decide to boycott Valentine's Day. Non-Valentine's Day activites are planned, including no boys. But, Alice's brothers, Edward and Emmett, don't count, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Angel Is A Centerfold by SophiaAnne reviews
Edward's homeroom angel has been fueling his spank bank for years. What happens when he finds out he's got to share her with the rest of the world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,636 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lockersecks & Candy by Kassiah reviews
How will Edward react when he sees Bella wearing her cheerleading uniform after being away from her for six days? Written for FFFA. Rated M for lockersecks and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the First Day of Christmas by Broken Holiday Record Contest reviews
Edward is going to propose to Bella. He has a plan. A foolproof plan. For his True Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
The Price of Permanence by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen is marrying the perfect woman - except that she's not his version of perfect. How does he catch the woman who is? EPOV Companion to Sin & Incivility. Mature. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
There's No Place Like Home For The Holidays by Broken Holiday Record Contest reviews
He had a duty to his country that kept him far from home for months on end. Neither anticipated how difficult the holidays would be with the endless miles separating them from the one they love. Can they make the best of this Christmas without each other?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Art School Undercover by farkle reviews
Edward gets conned into modeling nude for an art class and ends up finding more than he expected. Read ASConfidential first. This is the first few chapters of ASC from Edward's point of view. AU-AH. language, nudity, sexual references.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 423 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tapas at Twilight by Melolabel reviews
Single mom Bella is frustrated with life.She's lost her job and decides to follow her dream of opening her own restaurant. She has a ton of hurdles to overcome including her noisy upstairs neighbor.Can she find success and love along the way?AH,AU canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,256 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5636 - Favs: 8,974 - Follows: 3,006 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breakfast at Tiffany's by profmom72 reviews
Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. Can their two worlds merge beyond the grand gesture? elaboration/continuation of the One Shot. Collaboration with Hmonster4.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,557 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Delta of Mercury by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
Emmett contemplates Rosalie's silence, practical dreams and airplane peanuts. A short story with the Tropic kids for the Twilight Twenty-five Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insomniacs: Hide And Seek by Whatserrname reviews
The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8480 - Favs: 13,176 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Indiana Jones and other Outtakes from The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Multiple extra scenes with varying POV's from the story The Elite.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Edward, Alice
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,734 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19325 - Favs: 11,936 - Follows: 5,469 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Bro Code by SophiaAnne reviews
The Bro Code. It's simple. There are certain girls off limits. Your bro's ex, the girl he wants, and his sister. How hard can that be? Edward finds out just how hard. ExB - Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 84 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sharp Teeth and Sweet Revenge by missbluejuju reviews
The comb is jealous of the hands. Pre-Twilight. Edward's comb's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Edward - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,667 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Twilight Couples Messups and Makeups by xMusicIsLifex reviews
The Twilight couples have made some mistakes. HERE THEY ARE!The mess-ups and makeups of the Twilight characters. Yes, I suck at summaries....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Cyberchondriac reviews
Dr. Bella Swan has treated all kinds of patients, but none quite like Edward Cullen. Pop the Question contest entry!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Summer Chronicles of Bella Swan reviews
Alice stages an intervention for Bella Swan, a copyeditor and shopaholic, in the form of a bet. Bella must wear clothes she already owns for 39 days and on top of that, she also has to make sure a certain sexy author gets his book out in time…DAILY UPDATE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,975 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Ways of the Rich and Privileged reviews
Isabella Swan doesn't know what she's getting herself into when she declares war against Edward Cullen-heir to world-famous hotel company, Cullen Hotels Inc. What starts out as standing up for her friend quickly becomes continued in Preface
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,447 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
12 Days of Forksmas: A Song reviews
A spinoff of the "12 Days of Christmas" Song: An Original!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Edward - Complete